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I don't know

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
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first for Hime is the only waifu that matters
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>>135650992
Second for thank you booper
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Ideas that I want pushed

>Give xenobotany plants more chemical variety

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8719

>New xenobotany gene - falling fruit

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8891

>Pain immunity as a genetic power, no more collapsing forever due to a burn

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8520

>Alpha-Amanatin, an oversight chemical which should be in destroying angels but isn't

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7915

>Plasma solidification is a chemistry recipe that most players don't know about where you can turn liquid plasma into solid plasma. This is similar to plastification where you turn liquid plastic solid. Why can't you do this with gold, uranium, and other liquid metals?

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6202
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>>135651164
You a booper!
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And that's it for my SME trash adventures
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>>135651278
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>>135651081
Hime is pure do not sexualize the Hime
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>NAR-SIE HAS RISEN
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>>135651251
Cool story man.
Do you know what other people do when they have 'cool ideas?'
They code it themselves
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>>135651334

Something about trash being completely vaporized strikes me as sad. It's always fun to go to the recycling room and see what has been thrown away. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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>>135651770
not to mention occasionally some retard throws a corpse down there
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8844
Can someone fucking do this already. I want to see how shit this is and get it pulled out.
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>>135651770
consider the benefits of reduced lag from hundreds of shitty items being completely deleted

>>135651882
well, it's supposed to be filtered by cargo first.
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>>135651684

>3 of those are adding to prexisting code, just copy and paste like chef recipies and the purpose of the issue is for discussion

>1 is an oversight, and more of a bug report than anything

>1 out of the 5 is an actual idea, which also partially uses old code, and involves discussion

I think you're forgetting the entire point of the github and just memeing for fun. Do you want coderbases to push their code just because they coded it? It's either that or do you want coders to code something they worked hard on and it gets rejected later, wasting all their time.

Code and ideas should be discussed first, whoever actually codes it is irrelevant. Coderbus is not what's good for the players, and we should as a community decide whether ideas are good or not before coding them.

>>135651251
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>>135652031
i have not once seen anyone bother digging through the traysh in cargo
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>>135652256
I stopped playing cargo, that's why.
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>>135652256
well, a corpse actually found its way in this round, but it was cult, so it may have been intentional. The other 2 rounds I did where I completed such engine, plus the ones I did the past year never had a single corpse being fed to it.
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>>135651684
This, Im almost brain dead in coding, but I took a shot at it to fix vent crawl for mobs that shold be able to. Put this under handle_hypothermia.dm in the no hypothermia area with the others. Its not perfect but how many times do you see slimes overridding the station? And even then, you are kinda trapped in vents if they cool the station.

/mob/living/carbon/slime/undergoing_hypothermia()
if (is_ventcrawling = (1))
return NO_HYPOTHERMIA
else return .
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>>135652031

>Cargo not just leaving the lever on or off

Yea right, bodies are gonna fly into that thing.
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>>135651436
>you will never have Feena Ys as your chaplain
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>>135652241
>CODERS HAVE SHIT IDEAS
>WAHH I HAVE GOOD IDEAS
>SOMEONE DO IT FOR ME
>CODERS DON'T MATTER
Dude, who the fuck do you think the coders are man? They are some people who play the game and have the exact same thought as you but instead of making some entitled post about it in the thread they went and did it themselves.
Coders aren't just some random fuckers that lurk in the git looking for shit to make.
They are just like you except better because they solve their own problems
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>>135644494
>/r/ing a ding the comic where OP tries to start a thread that gets waifuposted to death
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>>135652639

It's one thing to fix a bug (especially with recent code) but it's another thing to say "fuck you we can't have any feature addition discussions. YOU GOTTA CODE IT BEFORE WE TALK ABOUT IF IT'S GOOD FOR THE GAME OR NOT!"
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Tried playing again after a long time, lighting seems to be fucked up on my end, just a bunch of white boxes.
Tried with graphics hardware on and off.
Byond version 509.1319
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>>135652872
Did you even try googling it you stupid fuck?
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>>135651251
Alpha-amanitin not being in destroying angels is not an oversight u dolt
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>>135652776

Wow man, you're really stretching, but I'll take the bait despite you just being an asshole.

I never said anyones ideas are shit, I'm saying if there's no discussion, what's to stop shit ideas? I never said my ideas were perfect either, I linked them FOR DISCUSSION, go ahead, point out why my ideas are shit so they don't get coded. Coders always mattered, and do I have to be a coder to report bugs too? You can kindly fuck off if you don't even use the github, it's a place where we discuss things, not push code against other peoples will.
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>>135652861
YOU HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT FOR ABOUT A WEEK! NO ONE IS GOING TO MAKE IT BUT YOU! If you want your feature you have to make it your fucking self Killette you lazy cum guzzling faglord
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>>135653051
Ye
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>>135653065

>Fly amantia has amatoxin
>Destroying angel is a mutated fly amantia

>/datum/reagent/amanatin
name = "Alpha-Amanatin"
id = "amanatin"
description = "A deadly poison derived from certain species of Amanita. Sits in the victim's system for a long period of time, then ravages the body."

Hmmm, looks like it should be in there to me!
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>>135653121

>Lazy

I said in the last thread I'm BUSY.

How often do you see me play this game? Almost never, I don't just sit at my computer all day like a neet who feels the need to call others childish names, I'm actually working and building social connections with people outside of my home. I'm sorry for wanting to add things to a game we can enjoy, and I'm sorry about every bug I've reported, such as getting stunned when the chatlog says my ablaiative vest deflected it.
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Well, is mommi chat really OOC?
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>>135653262
Just because two things are tangentially related doesn't mean that them not being attainable is an oversight. Alpha-Amanitin was coded and left there, it's not through some inane human error that someone made a typo or just forgot to add it to destroying angels.
>I want destroying angels to have this thing!
Fine and dandy but that's called a FEATURE REQUEST
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>>135653575
then you can shut up and wait for a feature freeze and someone will sort all your fucking bugs out then because they never fucking do it otherwise. Don't go acting like you are the only person with a fucking life outside of this shitty game. You seem to spend enough time posting the ideas in the thead and begging for discussion and making bug reports. You also seem to be able to identify the issues. If you want them fixed so bad just fucking do it your self or shut up and wait. Posting your 'ideas' every chance you get makes you look like a whiny needy faggot
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>>135653830

Then why don't we discuss whether that chemical should or should not be in destroying angels?

Oh wait, we are discussing it! Look at the issue, it's even got that feature request tag like you mentioned, doesn't that fill you with joy?

No? Oh you don't want to discuss it, you just want to be a prick in the thread with anonymity. Meanwhile we at the github are discussing whether it's an oversight, or if it's not in there for a balance reason.
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>>135654167
No, I have zero interest in discussing it and don't really care either way. You saying it's an oversight is stupid, regardless of what I think about the availability of said chemical.
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>>135654043

The reason I posted them, which I can't stress enough, is for user discussion. Do you know how many issues are made by other players, and get completely forgotten and never worked on? Go look through the issue page, there are hundreds of unclosed issues just because they never get a final discussion. I post my issues every once in a while so they don't get forgotten like hundreds of others that are piling up dust on the github.

>>135654405

Maybe I was wrong to call it an oversight in this thread, but the issue has both the oversight and feature request tag, the oversight being there's no way to get the chemical. If it makes you feel any better, look at the issue title.

>There's no way to get "Alpha-Amanatin" #7915

Then look at my original post in said issue, I never said DESTROYING ANGELS HAD TO HAVE THIS, I said the chemical is unavailable, should this be how we get it?
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>>135652639
Also, could anyone check if this works out well in practice? Im not able to truely test this and I was looking for feed back on it. Might put it on the github requests just because it has something to go off of for code.
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>>135654753
Fine you were right but don't call it an oversight if it's a feature request, even if there is an oversight of the chemical not existing. Just say that in the first place.
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>>135652795
Please mangs, the one that is identical to this, be a cool guy
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>people bashing killette just because he's a freak
>twisting his words when he is only posting his issues to ask people if they like it or not before they get coded
>killette actually being autistic enough to take the bait

loving every laugh
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>>135650992
>you will never live in the bright and hopeful 60's vision of the future as pictured in the OP
>it's already past the year 2000, the year all those scifi settings were set
>we're still only on Earth
>no aliens besides Mexicans and Muslims
>closest thing to fusion power only lasts a split second
>no good robots
>in the year 2016, we're just in the future Orwell predicted
Feels really, really bad, man.
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>>135657316
Botany is on par though, GMO is real and weed is everywhere.
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Oliver Cromwell did nothing wrong.
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>>135657262
BABIES DAY OUT MODE WHEN?
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If you don't like cult why don't you just fucking turn it off in the antag settings? You realise that getting cult banned is worse than turning it off, right?
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>>135657262
>before they get coded
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>>135659096
He was converted and went braindead.
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>people getting upset you bwoinked them as if they are immediately in trouble and I'm not just trying to figure out what's going on
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>>135660238
Remember how you felt when you were new and thought a message from admins = ban. Unless its that guy. That guy we metagrudge.
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>>135660238
But the BWOINK sound is so fucking jarring
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Here it is spess men
Updated

janitor mins dont track me
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>>135660885
easy way to solve this problem:
replace adminhelp.ogg with -adminhelp.ogg
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/Bleeding-Edge/sound/effects/-adminhelp.ogg
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>>135658865
does anyone remember the original baby guy killette was mocking? he coded babies and started to sprite them but disappeared, what was his ckey?
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>>135654753
AAAAAAAAAAAA
My view teleports Byond crashes. Help this is happened for too long how do I stop it?
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>>135660960
oh good, I was waiting for a new version
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>>135660960
Really not bad, but use a sharp brush next time. Smooth edges kill my emmersons
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>>135660653
Fuck off with your sense, PROBE. SHITTER.
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>>135662152
I second Anonymous suggestion we replace adminhelp.ogg with -
https://a.pomf.cat/entrsu.ogg
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>>135661323

>Implying anybody knows

Spacemen as a community have the attention span of a goldfish. Only a handful of people remember the legacy of Shishiho and LLA
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>>135662018
>emmersons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNOlDtZluU
TARKUS IN THE GAME WHEN?
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>>135662018
hey man I was asking some time for the older one multiple times so I had to base off a shitty /m/ one I found in google
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>>135660960
>links nega sarca's absolute destruction of sarca to the rise in waifu shitposting
You could be on to something here
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Music for when you're an e-magged borg/MoMMI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBov4t644JU
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>>135657262
I will never forget the day i saw Killette put his cellphone and his penis and his testicles in a glass cup.
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>>135664672
The true sign of an attention whore
It doesn't matter that we think he's a freak as long as we keep giving him attention
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Okay I don't like to talk shit but whoever the last vampire was doing geneticist shit for an hour and a half I hate you please uncheck antag.
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>>135663729
I rarely post in the thread really

but I check it out everyday
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dumbest xenos i've seem in a while
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>>135665423
what can you expect from a geneticist
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>get autotatored while under surgery 5 minutes before shuttle call
>never tatored before
>have to steal Ablative armor
>was just trying out my first time as Shaft Miner
>cargo is blown to hell and back but I can still walk because of miner gear
>Quartermaster is a bro and lends me his ID to approve the experimental armor crate since we're all doomed anyways
>shuttle arrives, so does supply shuttle
>drag my crate out, completely forgot I had to open that crate
>try to potassium + water it
>it fails
>remember i'm a syndicate agent
>feverishly scroll up to find my ringtone code
>manage to find a cryptographic sequencer
>unlock crate, grab my armor
>run to escape, one minute left to get there
>last part has XENOS
>run through the xenos
>somehow survive
>push my way into the shuttle literally the last second
>win

Holy fuck my heart. That was amazing.
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>>135660960
>Slime nekos when
I feel special for making my way into this.
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>>135665905
>that image
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>>135665827
Attaboy.
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>>135665905
We don't need more furry, we need more MECHAS and i am talking about ANCIENT MECHAS out of xenoarcheology
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>>135666331
Cool.
Unfuck mechas first.
Or actually don't, I've noticed the entire game plays out much better if there's no Robotics.,
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>>135662397
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UuRwUShbfI
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>>135666040
I got ya man. >>>/d/6729079
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>>135666542
I was just thinking of "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS" when this was posted
Super spooky
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>>135666674
T-thanks
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>>135666331
>simon and kamina's clothes
>no lagann exosuit
>no lagann+ripley GATTAI DA
>no ripley lagann vs nar-sie mode
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>>135666449
What's wrong with Robotics? They can bring ghosts back to life, borg people if required, and produce borgs & mechs. Any competent Roboticist also knows how to do so efficiently.
shitters who need more than 1 stack of metal and 1 piece of glass to make a borg need not reply
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>>135666542
>I can edit tools to play this noise

Its a good feeling.
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it looks like its finally patched. Before, you were able to put guns in defib chargers and when you took it out you got a kawaii tiny version of the sprite.
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>>135666789
I specifically meant in regards of mechs not being made, but having more than 2-3 borgs also sours a round pretty bad.
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>>135666786
I made this sprite for a Voltron-esque combination of all the mechs some time ago.
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>>135666842
Bug abuser, I'll ban you
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>>135666954
how big is it supposed to be?
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>>135666954
>I made this sprite of 1 (one) direction of the thing and it literally cannot be used in-game due to resolution
uh
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>>135663729
After his defeat, Sarca got infected by Waifuitis.
Everyone that is affected by Waifuitis becomes a braindead craver of pixelated pretend pussy, a zombie. A fate worse than death. I mean, look at Shiggy and Sergay.
It's already too late to quarantine.

Banarok has come. The Waifuocalypse is nigh. There are no villains, there are no heroes. Everyone will be monsters as we all spiral downward into the chaotic abyss. It all will be cleansed as everything returns to nothing.

Just as the ancient prophets before us once foretold.
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>>135666756
No worries, I put most of the images into that thread, my personal favorite are the short comics. I dont want to derail a thread though.
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>>135667117
It's to scale, you can base its height off the ripleys.

>>135667123
There's no limit on how large an atom's icon can be.
But yeah, I didn't make the other directions.
I lost interest, sue me.
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>>135666945
Sometimes it's the only way, better to have borgs than salty ghosts. And mechs barely get made because they're so annoying to make for so little reward. Only the Ripley is truly worth it.
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>>135666954
thats pretty good
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>>135667336
Salty ghosts are good if there's an admin on, sometimes they get made into wizards and stuff.
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>>135667783
Sounds like a personal problem.
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>>135667783
Fix it then fag.
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>>135666331
>putting features in for a job nobody does
CODE BLOAT CODE BLOAT
CODE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>135667328
>There's no limit on how large an atom's icon can be.
I'm really feeling it now
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>>135666954
That sawblade looks janky as fuck.
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>>135667949
You retard, the icon would be larger than 32x32. You wouldn't compress it at all.
Look at shit like the singularity or Mr. Clean.
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>>135667949
Make it a 2x2 item like the space pod.
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>>135666786
>lagann exosuit
Even better, a ride! You need to hold the spiral drill too use it. Unlike exosuits, it has no cockpit with air and ir pretty much a ddrill janicart/firebird
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>>135667949
What about the giant spider queen?
Or the alien queen
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>>135668350
>You'd have to find the key like the Spur
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>>135667714
Not everyone has posibrains on so it balances out. Robotics would be fine if mechs were more rewarding.
Ripley gets made every now and then if miners explicitly ask for it, it's in a good place, it also benefits all of Science directly because of the materials you get.
Odysseus never gets used except for building a quick mech for Robotics themselves to escape in if shit's fucked, or used for ROBUST SYRINGE GUN. Never for medical stuff.
Gygax/Durand gets ordered when shit REALLY goes down for sec. Usually never gets made because by the time Robotics gets to it and gets to opening all the weaponry cases themselves because sec doesn't bother even opening them for you, they don't need one anymore. Even when it's there it barely gets used so next shift that new Roboticist is now burned out on making these mechs because fuck that noise.
H.O.N.K. never gets made. At all. Bananium is too annoying to get and you just know the clown will bother you with it so you'll never give it to him.
Phazon will instantly get made if there's Phazon available because they're cool. But there's never Phazon. Because nobody bothers. And if somebody bothers the miner wants it for no good reason "because I got all the Phazon I should have this overpowered combat mech".

Basically comes down to Mechs are literally Ripleys and nothing more. Maybe the occasional Odysseus. The rest is ass and awful to make for Robotics because of all the steps so fuck that noise, sec can go shoot stuff with the AEG upgraded guns they already got from you because you probably did all R&D as Roboticist.
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>>135668163
>doesn't even fit in 2 blocks without cutting off the top
There's certain considerations to be made when spriting shit
And this is assuming you find a way to display the icon with double the resolution when the player is playing at 2x, otherwise it would look like the one on the right
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>>135668805
I don't know how I can make this any clearer.
The icon, in game, would be 96x160. It's supposed to be huge.
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>>135668805
Are you dense?
I've made a 118x124 sprite and it works just fine ingame
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>>135669018
>doesn't even fit in 4 blocks
I don't think this would work at all
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>>135669193
We have larger sprites in the game already.
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>>135664672

In hindsight I regret this action, I do not know what I was taking or drinking that day.
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>>135666954
honkmech should be the groin
have a big horn coming out of his crotch
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>>135669193
You have brain problems.
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>>135669193
just make it break everthing
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>>135669193
>>135668805
Each "block" in SS13 is 2 meters, just so you know.
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>>135667949
>>135668805
>>135669193

D-d-d-did someone actually sprite my idea? This and babies were the last thing I spouted thinking it would actually get remotely near being put in the game.

>Link to VOLTRON request

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/8206
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>>135667230
Hey, I'm not a waifu-zombie! I do my job and never leave to talk with other human beings and I rarely speak a word other than 'hmm', 'mhmm', or 'fuck you'.
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>>135669752
I actually sprited it in May of last year.
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>>135668446
>the spiral drill resonates with lagann, making beeping sounds when you are near to it
Sounds amazing, but i doubt anyone will code it
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>>135669752
>killette calling that guy out for shitposting
irony in it's finest
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>>135669998

Guess you beat me to it, but I'm pretty sure we all had the idea of "What if all the mechs together" at one point.
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>>135669458
Your weird performance will forever be engraved in my memory, Kill.
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>>135667230
I'll be the chosen undead who purges all former shells of waifus and kill ShiigwynPigg, Lord of Waifus
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>>135667230
SPACE DILBERTS WHEN?
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>>135667230
The server will be great again
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>>135671129
I'll always remember seeing OOC scream:
"WE HAVE BALLS ON CAMERA"
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W H E N ?
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>>135673302
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I'm coming back to VG station after a long hiatus.

I've notived the server addy has changed and i'm getting fucking HUGE lag spikes every few seconds. I'm an AUSfag. Has the latency gone to shit for people outside america with the change or is it just me?
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>>135673698
SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER!
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>>135673758
>VG
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>>135673758
>VG

>>>/out/
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>>135673698
>you will never be as patriotic as the hulkster
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>>135674069
No, you won't.
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>>135673302
>>135673698
>>135674001
>>135674069
>>135674169
AREN'T WE FUCKING GLAD WE GOT THE HOGAN LAWSET?
TODAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY
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>>135674021
>>135674038
oh who cares how I absentmindedly typed it, I just want to know a thing
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>>135674226
GOD BLESS THE HULKSTER

>>135674257
FOOK OF YE FOOKIN CUNT I SWARE ON ME MUM I'LL KEEK YUR FOOKEN HED IN YA GAS HUFFIN ABBO FUK
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Who do I beg to like a child to get a new song on the jukebox?
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>>135675360
Email the song to Pomf with the name and artist of the song.
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What a shit roound.
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FEATURE PRESENTATION
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Giving security all those genetics powers was a pretty good idea, I have to admit.
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>>135675738
Well I should clarify
>Rounds going pretty good, cult isn't braindead fun so far
>Geneticist gives security a massive advantage
>Cults easily cleaned up
>SUDDENLY LAG
>NEGATIVE FPS LAG
>OH GOD CYBER HORRORS SPAWNING EVERYWHERE WHILE THE SERVER DIES
>get to the shuttle
>some retard home made a metal foam grenade and didn't mix it properly, then popped it in escape resulting in everyone getting polyacided
>draggin the corpses to the shuttle
>cultist that fucked off shows back up
>client crashes three times while still getting a frame every few seconds
I have never been that disappointed in byond.


>>135675974
You really decided the round by doing that. The only cultist that got away left the station and we basically ignored him.
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>>135639708
woo, if you send it to me successfully i'll send you a cheesecake
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>>135675738
>And you were able to force it out of your mind. You now know the truth, there's something terrible out there, stop it and it's minions at all costs.
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>tfw you start to get afraid that the admins hate you guts
>can't even adminhelp anymore because they would probably just hate you more for any complaints you have
>feel like you're on the shit end of busses a lot
>constantly afraid of doing anything risky because you feel like you're going to get banned more easily than others
This game makes me feel super neurotic
Should I just stop playing
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>>135676485
What are you specifically referring to
I highly doubt the admins have it out for you
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>>135675712
What if I just post here so people can judge it?
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>>135676556
You can do that, but that's not going to get it added to the jukebox.
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>>135676820
What if I just want others to listen to what I think is good music?
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>>135676485
Like >>135676532 said, if we hate you then we tell you right away and we never target individual players with event oriented adminbus.

At worst I literally count the players then put the number into a random number generator, then give the unlucky number guy the virus.
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>>135677104
Then why did you ask "Who do I beg to like a child to get a new song on the jukebox?"
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>>135677231
Those don't contradict each other.
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>>135677108
admins grief me all the time
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>>135673302
when you fuck off to /v/, you filthy /v/ermin
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>>135673698
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER
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>>135678092
Can you give me an example from the logs?
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>>135678942
[02:03:18]ADMIN: MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : rail got RAILED
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Any drawfriends lurking around these parts?
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So how did the blob die?
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>>135679306
How could this be called griefing if you only knew about it by checking the logs after the round ended?
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>>135679384
big boom bobomb
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>>135679413
It's the reason I don't play anymore if admins are doing it too, there's no hope !
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>>135679362
there are several
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>>135678942
[22:41:31]METACLUB: ADMIN: Probe1/(Probe1): im gonna catbeast this fukken SHITTER i swaer to god i hate him
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grays more like gays
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>using blob mechanics to make a plant race that plants itself down and grows to a specific area
>allows them to move quickly within own department, have to uproot to move anywhere else
I wish to play the audrey2
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>>135679918
wow buddy, hurt my feelings
gonna have to call the mothership over this one
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>>135679943
Yes
Code it
And sprite it
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>>135679943
audrey3
non-antag edition
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>>135679943
>blob
Why not kudzu?
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>>135673698
MMM, BROTHER

SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER
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>>135679943
why he have tooth? he is plant not some fucking ork
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>>135679641
>posting the secret metaclub logs
for shame.

>>135679524
Well, you didn't play at all that day. So I can only assume it was directly tied to
[02:02:45]ADMIN: MOD: Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan) : Raid?
[02:02:49]ADMIN: MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : yep
[02:02:54]ADMIN: MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : check the ban page
[02:03:13]ADMIN: MOD: Mrpain666/(Ben Griffin) : I wasnt there when it happened, but it sounded bad

something that happened during the raid.

If a joke bothers you that much then there's a few options you could have taken.

1. Grow thicker skin. (preferred)
2. Stop drawing so much attention to yourself if you won't take the bad with the good.
3. Have a meltdown and go insane because we're all well adjusted people here.
4. Quit.

Quittings weak tea. Just don't give a shit, or if you do give a shit don't be so snowflakey.
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Daily reminder that you are all cool people and I enjoy playing with you.
t. liltiptop
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Anyone ever play on the Colonial Marines server? I just got done with a round there and it was actually pretty fun.
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>>135680520
I want to fuck your ass.
No homo tho
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>>135680520
reminder that Nick Weller is the canon inventor of nanobots
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Which job is the most /fa/?
Hard mode: no IAA
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>>135680650
Stop shilling.
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>>135679603
If there is one lurking now I got an idea.

The cyborgs, Bootyborg and Oppai-bot comparing the assets they're named for, asking someone what is better. With the second panel being a sweating, terrified roboticist not answering while people on his radio scream that the AI and borgs are rogue.
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>>135681314
/v/ pls
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>>135681275
probably clown since he can access most clothes and steal the rest
you can literally be rick owens on hippie though
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>>135680650
>everyone carrying advanced water+pot grenades because of research
>aliens come, everyone primes their grenades
>someone blows up a flashbang
>half of the marines go into crit
Some things never change between servers.
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>>135681540
Don't /v/ me, nobody here wants to play on your shithole server.
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>>135681728
But you're wrong.
Plenty of people enjoy it.
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If you bag plant seeds and put them in the seed dispenser using the plant bag, they all go into the grape category and when you dispense them they're empty packets.
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>>135682072
Holy shit that sucks.
Make a bug report using the in game reporter, it's faster than makin an account and shit

Jesus that's major for botany
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>>135681926
Plenty of people enjoy it but we all know about it and there's no need to remind us with transparent shilling that just annoys us.

Post greentext stories. We WANT to hear about CM. We don't want to hear "hey guise i just heard about CM why don't more people play there?"

That just insults us.
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>>135681540
Just ignore him.
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>>135682625
You're right, you're very right. I'd rather hear stories of CM than stories about CM's server
Because holy shit ooc they're pieces of shit
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>>135676303
>loyalty implant lets you just ignore mind-destroying eldritch revelations
is nanotrasen overpowered and that's why we can have rounds after cult/cascade?
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>>135681275
sec

those berets
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>>135683336
>not wearing helmets
Berets offer NO tactical advantage whatsoever.
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>>135680402
I'm pretty sure that poster is not the real Rail anyway
She doesn't use apostrophes
Ever

Not to mention that last I asked, she didn't mind admins messing with her all the time
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>>135683541
helmets are ugly and don't really do much for you anyways

style > very little amount of increased survivability
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>>135684913
They allow you faster recovery from flashbangs.
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>>135684913
>style > very little amount of increased survivability
Its like your opinion, fag.
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>>135683541
engraved tasers when
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>>135686497
You can always use a hand labeler.

>>135683928
I doubt it but uh pinkacolada hasn't been on for a bit and it could be true. Either way I'm only responding to such an open ended, guaranteed replies kinda post cause i'm drinking and my fucks are at an all time low
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vox = valid
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>>135686703
The day she stopped showing up happened to also be a common first day of Spring break, so that's what I assume happened
But who knows
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>>135687665
That is a fine point.
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>>135683336
Beret every sec shift master race
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Who is the cutest spaceman?
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>>135688793
Julia!
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>>135688926
we said cutest, not the the loosest disease ridden whore
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>>135688954
she's cute

and she hasn't fugged anyone yet

don't be so mean
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>>135688793
(you)
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>>135688793
Fay!
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>>135688793
Admin!
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>>135689021
shiggy says otherwise, wrinkly old used up slut
you cant trick anyone into getting sloppy seconds from you
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Wow! You guys are real fuckin' gay!
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>calling rounds "shifts" outside of the game
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>>135689053
No!
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>>135689112
Right back at ya, pal.
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>>135689067
shut up fay
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I thought I did an alright job as captain up until everything hit the fan.
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Good work golems, but where is my figure?
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>its an episode episode
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Seems like an AI had a good shift.
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>>135689158
Bend over.
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>>135688793
Hime!
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>>135689095
i'm not julia though

i legitimately like being around her

i wish she would pay more attention to me
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>>135689125
>calling people that play female characters her outside the game
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>tfw no qt vox gf to figure out bird anatomy with
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>>135689310
There is literally nothing going on down there.

Like, they are ken doll levels of smooth. Literally -nothing-.
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>>135689213
Arma 911 always has a good shift.
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>>135689308
>placing an emphasis on gender
the SJWs got to you
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>>135689423
bird feet, though
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R8 my round end slime tele meme. I hope you liked it Don I tried to make it good.
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>>135689423
What's the name of this sick fetish you're pushing?
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>>135689430
>SJW
*chan please stop last years boogeyman is retired. this year you're spamming censorship memes.
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>>135689701
null fetish
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>>135689771
I thought this year was Trump spam
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>>135689213
>someone actually saved my news
Wow anon
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>>135689569
that was amazing, i love how we just teled to the escape shuttle bridge and all the traitors were in there conversing and then they were validing eachother once you used another extract
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>>135689303
>>i wish she would pay more attention to me
sergay stop chasing waifus
you're just as pathetic and thirsty as julia is
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>>135689831
Just wait till you see THIS!
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>>135690007
>splicing all the news articles into one big picture
I think I am going to save this for later
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>>135689828
Oh yeah absolutely. But American elections are the pageantry of the Western world. /v/ spam is much smaller and censorship is still IN. It's still the hot ticket to pretend to care about.
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>>135690007
tfw I was the clown in that round
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>>135690007
We postin news now?
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Added wanted issue. It was fun reading this.
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>>135690345
wait, wrong news story. fug
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>>135690435
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>>135690438
there was another wanted issue earlier about the mime, but it was short lived as the mime was caught fast
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>>135690623
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>>135690438
>rambling maniac

rip
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>>135690438
this fucking game
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>>135689213

Dropbox that? I wanted to catch the news but I was too busy being a borer.
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>>135691108
They all here >>135690438
I can still upload them if you want though.
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>>135666331
>Can't be an archaeologist like Dr. Cain and find X locked away in a sealed alien pod
Why live.
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>>135693020
Yeah, I think xenoarchaeology should be more fun.
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