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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/

Old Thread: >>134251515
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I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?
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What did Puppey mean by this?
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Sheever.
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FUCK PPD
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Memes
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>>134256884
just fucking pop some xanax and play the game you shitlord.
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GET FUCKING REKT AMERICANS GET FUCKED.
KUROKY WAS RIGHT RTC WAS WRONG
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navi disband was a good idea edition
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where is he ??

134256884
watch out
bait
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#truebeliever
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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

Reminder that SWNL
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Peter Dager @Peterpandam 5h5 hours ago
Today is the day. #BleedBlue

IT'S NOT JUST HIM BLEEDING
NOT JUST EG
ALL MURIFATS BLEED TODAY LMFOA
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who team weeb here?
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anime
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BUCKLE THE FUCK UP SECRET SHITTERS

K GOD WILL SMITE YOU DOWN
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DUDE DRAFTING LMAO
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>throw on purpose against secret
>get an ez 3 0 in the grand finals
GENIUS
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DAILY REMINDER TO BUY 3 DRUMS SO YOU CAN OUT-TEMPO YOUR OPPONENT IN ORDER TO MEET YOUR TIMING WINDOW AND CONTROL THE ENEMY WIN CONDITION
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So this is what death feels like.

t. burgerclap
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Must be posted again because Yames
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>>134256884
you posted this shit 27 seconds after the thread was made
do you just use a bot, or are you a really dedicated shitposter?
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>>134256489
>Kuro is soaking up the sight across the stage >>134256152

Fucking delicious
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>>134256912
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>134254958
>>134255956
>>134255519
>>134254036
The fuck does "honeypot" even mean in this context?
The only honeypot I know of is whores-spies used to recruit traitors in 007 books.
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>>134256936
As retarded as PPD is, they've still won everything on the EG brand after he became captain and got Universe, Zai and Mason/RTZ on the team.

Plus, who the FUCK is going to replace him especially if they want a 5pos Captain?
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Team muslim vs team anime

The fuck should i root for?
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How do I build my dragon knight d2g?
I really want that set
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>>134257029
Fuck off with your reddit memes already
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>sumail will never return to the glory days of him and papa fear sharing the farm on the map winning big tournaments and being kind to eachother
>instead stuck with the shitter RTC that is a farm vaccuum taking up the map while forcing ppd to draft heroes for him that are needed to protect his ass while he yells at them everytime he dies
RIP EG
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Why isn't TobiWan casting the grand finals?
Why does he only choose to cast for EG and the Chinese this Major?
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>Americans still waiting for their meme candidate to make their country great again

>Meanwhile it remains pure shit

LMAO
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stop bullying us its not funny any more
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WHO TO BET ON
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>>134257059
Do you think James has fucked Sheever
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HOW TO WIN AS EG
>Kick PPD
>Get a new captain who actually wants to win games
>Win games
AND THIS IS HOW YOU WIN AS EG
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reminder ppd threw so liquid could dumpster secret

the ABSOLUTE MADMAN

rerun of frankfurt
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Guys how do I get good?
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>>134256912
>look into camera at the end
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>>134256958
your scene is a joke and your idols are cheating trash gotard

that's all there is to it
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>secret wins another honeypot LAN

kek
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>>134256884
I'm sort of in the same boat. A huge chunk of my matches are against bots and I only rarely play unranked matches. And when I do play pubs, it's always with comfort heroes: jugg, Phoenix and abaddon over and over again. I'd love to try other heroes in pubs but I'm afraid I'll spoil their games.
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I feel for Sumail

You can play most mid heroes that are viable this patch and PPD gives you fucking Nyx LMAFAOOOJAFKALSFAZC
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>Want to make an all-in bet to finally win big and get into betting
>The site just returns to normal after 10 seconds and no bot ever requests me
Why does this have to happen to me god?
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>>134257020
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>>134257110
Fear drafts
Pick up Jimmy
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>>134257162
Step 1: Don't be american
Step 2: Be good
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TI is the only tournament that matters
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>>134257137

>washed up crew
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>wake up
>no EG

LMAO, AMERITARDS EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!
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We know for sure Sumail is getting trashed after this tournament but why did EG keep him for so long?
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>CS:GO shitters raiding our thread
Is their game finally peaking and dying?
Lmao.
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Extracted this mp4 from the source, but can't attach cause file size

SOMEONE WEBM PLS
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>>134257002
I wanna titty fuck that purple haired slut
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>>134257110
Jimmy "Demon" Ho
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>TI is the only tournament that matters
says the EG fuckboy

vici hwaiting
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>>134257215
>Pick up Jimmy
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>>134257106
Honey pot as in being led to reveal your playstyle/strats
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>It's another SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE... OH NO THEY ALREADY LOST episode
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>>134257106
>>>>>>>>>>>reddit
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>>134257198
Nyx is fucking good.
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>>134256912
Here's the whole awful thing.
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>>134257226
so it all comes down back to honeypot?


number 5 decides what i fap to before game
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>>134257198
PPD needs to stop last picking Sumail's hero.
>>134257215
>Jimmy
You 100% DO NOT get the throw master. Fear is already too much old EG guard. Too many old EG memebers and you get the whendidegthrowlast website kicking again
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GRAND FINALS WHEN?

THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG
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>>134257176

>league

shouldn't you be sucking riots dick on reddit?
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>>134257136

This is all that needs to be said about EG, it;s obvious to anyone that is actually a true EG fan and understands the team.
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Who's casting ? Blitz and Cap ?
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>download and install the reddit addon for 4chan out of curiosity
>every single fucking post in these threads including archived has on average 30 to 60 upvotes/downvotes

You niggers cant be serious
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>>134257161

Man what the fuck are those jackets.
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>>134257341
Thanks dude
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all according to plan

buckle up d2g we're gonna win TI6!
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>>134257106
Some time ago people started making excuses for why their team is losing tournaments. Mostly EG fans. They started calling small nonmajor tourneys "honeypot LANs," or LANs where substandard teams are tricked [by the small prize pool / honeypot] to reveal their game-winning strategies. In their ideal world, EG loses on purpose to save their best strategies for the big tournaments like ESL or TI. However, eventually they just started calling every single tournament where EG loses a honeypot LAN. Now it has no meaning at all.
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>>134257312
syaro is cute
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How do I get out of sprout guys
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>>134257340
t. Peter Pan Dam
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>>134257364
>You 100% DO NOT get the throw master.
replace one with another
difference being one doesn't throw with drafts
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>>134257378
Not like you have anything else to do. Go jack off to a cartoon girl.
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>>134257416
>their team
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>>134257265
I would but some anon said it was already done, so you'll have to wait I guess.
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>>134256884
Ladder anxiety is wierd. I had disabling amounts of it when I was playing SC2, but I have none playing dota.
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>>134257215
>Pick up Jimmy
Classic.
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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I don't even care who wins anymore. Secret and Liquid are buddies. EG was the team that really needed to get raped

>>134257067
Do you think anything felt better in that moment? He finally beat Artour the guy who shit on him.
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>>134257265
the only part worth watching is already webmed so whateves

>>134257385
what
kill yourself psg
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Yes.... very good euros

Keep thinking we're trash, just like Newbee at TI4... heh heh heh
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>>134257429
DELETE THIS!
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>>134257198

its the arteezy effect, sumail is a soldier, he doesnt argue or whine to ppd, he just plays whatever hes given, meanwhile arteezy is whining and crying to ppd which fucks sumail over by giving him shitty utility support heroes
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>>134257385
>download and install the reddit addon for 4chan

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGER, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU FUCKING LIFE, NIGGER?!
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>>134257429

PMA
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>>134257397
I think those EG/Alliance jackets are pretty good myself. They look warm for when you're sitting around at a cold LAN and the velcro sponsor pads mean you don't have to trash your last jerseys when things change.
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>>134257265
Just webm the Puppey part, the rest is irrelevant
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>tfw you control the condition into a win tempo
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>>134257489
Nice
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Daily reminder that you are literally a 1%er if you are over 4100 MMR
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>>134257429
nice pic dude im gonna get to the top of /r/dota2 with this thanks for the free karma
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>>134257531
Secret and Liquid are well liked by the crowd. You need a villain.
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>>134257215
>Jimmy
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>>134257158
Yes. Just once. Then we agreed to never talk about it again.
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Is sumail going to get out of China alive? Pretty sure the crowd hates him.
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>>134257553
Newbee was the favorite for TI4 you cretin
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people actually thought

that when puppey and kuro were on navi

that xbox and dendi were the best players

people (russians) actually thought this
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>>134257592
Literally the second reply in the thread

I don't know why I bother anymore, these threads are just the same bait and shitposts.
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>>134257603

This is old as shit
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>jesus fucking christ
https://twitter.com/NVIDIAGeForce/status/706339344819183616
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>>134257603
If a video game ladder ranking is your self worth that's pretty pathetic.
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>>134257593
>Not transforming your comeback condition into a win condition
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>PPD fanshits really think this loss was planned
Stay delusional burgertards.
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top 3 at both majors, won last years ti5 and DAC

can anybody stop him at TI6?
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>>134257694
Support players are the smartest desu
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>>134257253
As much as i dislike him for being too cocky, he was easily the best mid in the world during 6.85 era
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>>134257694
>people believe cores are the best players

i'm sure this happens every time everywhere
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THE BABAEV CURSE IS REAL
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>>134257640
J-James?
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>>134257429
You're a Canadian, lumberjacks are supposed to know shit like this.
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>>134257581

I'm normally a big fan of patches on jackets but those look silly with the velcro. Things like that also look like they'd be super uncomfortable while playing. Sumail has the right idea with that neck comforter thing he wears, though he still should have taken it off when they won TI..
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>>134257603
Am I understanding this right that 1 out of 20 people have an MMR of 1100? So if I play 2-3 games, there's a good chance that someone in one of my games will be that bad? Fucking unreal.
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>1hour 43
Are you serious.
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make ppd great again
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>>134257603
Bullshit, I get matched with or against dumb as bricks Peruvians every single game and I'm above 4.1k. This cant be the top 1%.
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>>134257765
Yeah, they will make it to losers finals and start picking out of the meta heroes for Sumail. Then they lose.
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>>134256912
This is pretty exploitable.

You could photoshop whatever you want on those pieces of paper and no one would ever know if it was the real thing.
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>>134257765
arteezy
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>>134257564
Are you the same idiot from the last thread just spouting pure speculative anti-rtz bullshit?
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>>134257758
It's not unheard of that strong teams loses on purpose to not reveal their pocket strategies while tricking other teams into doing so. It's a strong strategy that's still being used to this day for a reason.
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>>134257748
how can u not love those boys
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>>134257376
>tfw drow will never cuck you with wr
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I haven't pooed all day. Help.
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>a very sick ppd got top 3 at the major

what would happen if he was in form and in good condition to play?
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>>134257429
PETER GET AGHS AND SWAP ME OUT
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Why didn't the MADMAN pick Timbersaw? Fits perfectly with their AOE ults and big teamfights
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>>134257694
>dendi
who????
never heard of him
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>>134257553
Still waiting for your country to become great again?
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>>134257765
Secret and Liquid can.
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>>134257765

the mango man himself, arteezy.
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CAN SECRET CONTAIN HIS AUTISM ENOUGH FOR A GRAND FINAL???
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>>134257915
>speculative
Do you think Arteezy just isn't able to win a TI or a Major out of sheer bad luck?
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>>134257873
>This cant be the top 1%.
it hasnt been for a while
but retards exist at every mmr
go watch a 7k/8k stream
youll see what i mean
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>>134257253
He's never getting kicked, he won them DAC and TI5. PPD is currently under the influence of RTZ retardation but deep down he knows picking up arteezy again was a mistake and that the FearSumail duo was Elder God tier.
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>>134257748
someone needs to webm the puppey throwing EEs shit into the trash
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>>134257925
anything can technically be a strategy. what is important is whether or not it works

and if you lose that means whatever your strat was, it sucked.

also what's with this shitty new captcha that takes three times as long to do, holy shit I'm mad
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>>134257841

No, that's percentiles. Meaning the lowest 5% of the ladder have that MMR, like if you're at 3200 you're in the top 10%.
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>>134257694
>that xbox and dendi were the best players
Because majority of people are fucking plebs. Just look at the MVP votes after every game which always go to the hard carry.
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>>134258064
Incubus is the correct term
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>>134258013
Please let this be their reaction when he does the blink in and die strat
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>>134257962
ahhhh I missed this one

beds were too hard
player got sick
food wasn't mcdonalds
booth were too hot
arena was too cold
crowd was too loud
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>>134257915
Everyone with half a brain hates rtz for the way he shat on kuroky
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I WANNA FUCK THAT ROGUE KNIGHT
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AND NOW, LIVE IN CONCERT KATIE KATE
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>>134257363
bears.
big
gay
hair
bairs
or bailey jay
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>>134257694
>people (russians)

can you explain this statement.
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>>134257765
Himself

I think EG will look strong going to Manila, Manila again and Summit 5. They really need to not get too ahead of themselves and think they can just let the other team have strong heroes they do well with.

If there is one thing about EG, its that 6.87 will literally not phase any of them. They can play everything, Sumail just needs to adjust but they are all good at adjusting.
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I think sumail might get kicked, the way the mid meta is now you don't really need any individual skill, and rtz is too popular to let go.
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>>134257640
whoa

name pls
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>>134257990
>that samsung sticker slapped over the benq monitors
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FINALS FUCKING WHEN
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>>134258127
No, an incubus is a totally different thing. This is a succubus (goes after males)
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>>134257915
Any true EG fan is Anti-Arteezy.
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>>134257341
>Misery: Support
What did they mean by this?
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>>134257790
>cores
best mechanical players, need to be experts at aggro/attack mechanics, farming patterns and numbers
>supprts
mentally strongest players, need to form the strategy and execute it though intelligent and clever ward placement/smoke timings and utility gameplay

this is why supports generally have lower MMR than their core friends but are more visibly responsible in-game for victories, their calls and drafts are what secure the game on the back of mechanically talented and stable cores.
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>>134258127
>succubi fuck men to store their semen which they then put into an incubus who will then cum it inside a human woman who will birth a demon baby
Who the fuck comes up with this shit
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>>134257748
Reminder "esports" is just an advertising campaign.
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>caring about honeypot lans

Nah, that's not me
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>>134257640
I want to beleive
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>>134258145
Was that the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA girl?
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>>134258064
just changed the file name 4 u
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>>134258064
fuck off
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>Artour's worst fear
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>>134258048
>he won them DAC and TI
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>>134258013
Alright lads, going against Team Liquid in around an hour. What do I draft? Should I just pick WK for EE so he can't throw the first 3 games?
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>>134258269
What do you mean by this?
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>>134257765
PUGNA
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>>134258264
Christians in the middle ages
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>>134258145
>KATIE KATE
fuck that aftershow was the only good thing about TI4

everyone pissed as fuck at the lame stomp finals and just shitposting about the music
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are the next games really 1 hour and half from now ]?
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If your an american you should honestly do the world a favour and kill yourself, not even meme'ing.
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>>134258341
pretty much
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icefrog here, ama
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>>134258175
senpai...
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>>134257694
>tfw just realized the finals are na'vi vs na'vi

We made it bros...
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>>134257830
ehehehe
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>>134258145
I wish
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>>134258412
And then Darude came on and saved everything

Good times.
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AMERICANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
FIRST BY ANIME
NOW BY KUROKY
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>>134258341
Meepo + Troll + Centaur
2 situational support picks
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>>134258269
>honeypot
Nice try P PICK PUGNA D, go back to your mcdonalds
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>>134258242
Succubi are always female.
Incubi are always male.
Incubus is the correct term.
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>>134258485
>>134258501

excuse me?
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>>134258248
>back to the Demon Pajkatt days
no thanks
TI4 EG was beautiful, TI5 EG was magical, and this EG is less majestic but more bro-tier, like it's just some guys who got together and were like "hey we already won, let's just play video games for money"
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>>134258485
>>134258501
something something silencer ult
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HOW THE FUCK DID /NO ONE/ RECORD THE KATIE KATE CONCERT YOU USELESS SHITS
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>>134258485
>>134258501
Take me away
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>>134258145
>nobody recorded katie kate
>no known upload of the legendary ti4 afterparty

it has to be out there somewhere right? moments like that cannot be lost forever
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>>134258485
>>134258501
FORMER SITE OWNER MOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
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>>134258485
>>134258501
Hiroshima
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>>134258485
>>134258501
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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>>134258485
>>134258501
GAAAAAAAAAABE

FIRE
THIS SHIT
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>>134258485
>>134258501
nice taqiyya
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>>134258264
>then put into an incubus who will
H-how?
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>>134258485
>>134258501
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>134258040
>Every shit draft from PPD and every choke from Sufail wouldn't happen if Arteezy wasn't on the team.
Got it.

How can one man be so detrimental in every aspect of his teams performance? Maybe more speculation could shed some light on this bizarre situation.
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secret fan here happy that eg lost but we're gonna have to wait till TI6 to see which is truly the best team
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>>134258428
this
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>>134257059
What vlog was this?
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>>134258341
Need to see meepo at least once this tournament.

also, WHO READY FOR FIRST WAVE LION BAN?
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>>134258553
Incorrect. That is not an incubus. It's a male succubus. Get it right. Do I have to link you to the doujin? Because I wont.
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>>134258501
>>134258485

BBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>134257780
He was really good with a very select few heroes who were meta. hardly the best in the world
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>OG and Alliance fans acting like they are in the finals

These guys have no shame
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>>134258485
MOOT ARCHIMONDE THIS SHIT
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>>134258541
Fuck america.
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>>134258341
as long as you ban od.
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>>134258593
There's half the Darude set but the rest is lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6WJqA5bADc
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>Frankfurt was a honeypot
>Shanghai was a honeypot
Anyone notice how any LAN EG loses is a honeypot?
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>>134258593
all these moments will be eventually lost in time
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>>134258642
Reverse internal cumshot
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>>134258701
>doujins define words
Excuse me?
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>>134258501

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp

>USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
>SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp

USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp

>USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
>SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp
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Real talk though, its amazing how EG managed to stay consistent each patch. Placing usually in top 3.
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>>134258571
>>134258593
A lot of people recorded it, but the equipment didn't survive. Some say their PC is still defective to this day.
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>>134258754
meme that made up by eg fan
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>>134258723
Watching sumail on storm spirit was fucking great.
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>>134258765
You're excused for being a retard. It's ok.
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>>134258485
>>134258501
>there is only a small clip of this performance online
How the fuck did Valve wipe it off the internet ?
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>>134258141
Explain!
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>>134258725
they need to identify with an entire multilingual, multicultural region to feel relevant what do you expect
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>>134258791
They've also been consistent at LOSING to secret
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>>134258868
apparently no one bothered to record and twitch prohibited valve to rebroadcast the after party after some minutes.
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Daily reminder that 4+1 is shit and sven is shit.
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>>134258765
You're an idiot man
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>>134258854
Succubi appear female. Incubi appear male.

If possesses a penis, it's an incubus.
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Has the match started yet?
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>>134258871
rtz said that secret doing poorly at ti5 was all on kuroky.
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when will the advertisements (aka esports) die
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>>134258893
>rtz leaves secret
>rtz shits on kky
>rtz hasn't won a single series against wEE secret
>rtz gets shit on by kky in china

like pottery,just like last thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioXB9tR1bw

reminder this happened straight after a multimillion dollar tournament
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I hope you all realize that this is scripted and that Secret will get 2nd place again.
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>>134258145
>>134258412
>>134258593
derrick the DJ who took over for production and music after she was booed out of the place was fired from valve last year
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>>134258967
>teams that played 4p1 usually lost
>Team that played memepush or memefight lineups usually won
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/20/Weav_kill_07.mp3
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>>134258791
Pretty incredible huh

are they the most consistent team since early years Navi in dota?
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>>134258987
Not this one though. This one has a penis and is male while still managing to be a succubus. I don't expect a human like you to understand the complexity of succubi.
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How do we stop the european domination?
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reminder that the good EU players are from Eastern Europe and the shitposters in the EU are from Western Europe
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The EG fangays haven't been bullied enough. Keep it up. We might manage to break their spirit.
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>>134258791
>C9 is consistently second
>/d2g/ says they're a tier two team
>EG is consistently third
>WAOW EG IS SO AMAZING
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how long until the final
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>>134258987
Succubi get fucked
Incubus fucks

Whether it has a penis or not isn't the thing.
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Is the book store a good place to meet women, /d2g/??
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What the fuck is a honeypot?

What the fuck is a win condition?

What the fuck is tempo?
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>>134259132
>8 honeypot lans

who cares
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>>134258485
>>134258501
I wish there was a recording somewhere so I could see that fucking awful banter she did early on
>hey you guys play video games I like sci fi (?!?) too I watched star trek once
>every time she asked something into the audience it was just like one single guy who'd respond
>she dropped the mic and left 30 minutes before she was supposed to
on top of her horrible singing, it was just a perfect shitstorm
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>>134259126
It's an incubus. Sorry.
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