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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/

Old Thread: >>134251515
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I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?
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What did Puppey mean by this?
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Sheever.
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FUCK PPD
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Memes
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>>134256884
just fucking pop some xanax and play the game you shitlord.
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GET FUCKING REKT AMERICANS GET FUCKED.
KUROKY WAS RIGHT RTC WAS WRONG
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navi disband was a good idea edition
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where is he ??

134256884
watch out
bait
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#truebeliever
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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

Reminder that SWNL
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Peter Dager @Peterpandam 5h5 hours ago
Today is the day. #BleedBlue

IT'S NOT JUST HIM BLEEDING
NOT JUST EG
ALL MURIFATS BLEED TODAY LMFOA
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who team weeb here?
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anime
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BUCKLE THE FUCK UP SECRET SHITTERS

K GOD WILL SMITE YOU DOWN
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DUDE DRAFTING LMAO
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>throw on purpose against secret
>get an ez 3 0 in the grand finals
GENIUS
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DAILY REMINDER TO BUY 3 DRUMS SO YOU CAN OUT-TEMPO YOUR OPPONENT IN ORDER TO MEET YOUR TIMING WINDOW AND CONTROL THE ENEMY WIN CONDITION
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So this is what death feels like.

t. burgerclap
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Must be posted again because Yames
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>>134256884
you posted this shit 27 seconds after the thread was made
do you just use a bot, or are you a really dedicated shitposter?
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>>134256489
>Kuro is soaking up the sight across the stage >>134256152

Fucking delicious
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>>134256912
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>134254958
>>134255956
>>134255519
>>134254036
The fuck does "honeypot" even mean in this context?
The only honeypot I know of is whores-spies used to recruit traitors in 007 books.
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>>134256936
As retarded as PPD is, they've still won everything on the EG brand after he became captain and got Universe, Zai and Mason/RTZ on the team.

Plus, who the FUCK is going to replace him especially if they want a 5pos Captain?
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Team muslim vs team anime

The fuck should i root for?
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How do I build my dragon knight d2g?
I really want that set
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>>134257029
Fuck off with your reddit memes already
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>sumail will never return to the glory days of him and papa fear sharing the farm on the map winning big tournaments and being kind to eachother
>instead stuck with the shitter RTC that is a farm vaccuum taking up the map while forcing ppd to draft heroes for him that are needed to protect his ass while he yells at them everytime he dies
RIP EG
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Why isn't TobiWan casting the grand finals?
Why does he only choose to cast for EG and the Chinese this Major?
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>Americans still waiting for their meme candidate to make their country great again

>Meanwhile it remains pure shit

LMAO
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stop bullying us its not funny any more
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WHO TO BET ON
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>>134257059
Do you think James has fucked Sheever
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HOW TO WIN AS EG
>Kick PPD
>Get a new captain who actually wants to win games
>Win games
AND THIS IS HOW YOU WIN AS EG
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reminder ppd threw so liquid could dumpster secret

the ABSOLUTE MADMAN

rerun of frankfurt
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Guys how do I get good?
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>>134256912
>look into camera at the end
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>>134256958
your scene is a joke and your idols are cheating trash gotard

that's all there is to it
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>secret wins another honeypot LAN

kek
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>>134256884
I'm sort of in the same boat. A huge chunk of my matches are against bots and I only rarely play unranked matches. And when I do play pubs, it's always with comfort heroes: jugg, Phoenix and abaddon over and over again. I'd love to try other heroes in pubs but I'm afraid I'll spoil their games.
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I feel for Sumail

You can play most mid heroes that are viable this patch and PPD gives you fucking Nyx LMAFAOOOJAFKALSFAZC
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>Want to make an all-in bet to finally win big and get into betting
>The site just returns to normal after 10 seconds and no bot ever requests me
Why does this have to happen to me god?
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>>134257020
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>>134257110
Fear drafts
Pick up Jimmy
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>>134257162
Step 1: Don't be american
Step 2: Be good
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TI is the only tournament that matters
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>>134257137

>washed up crew
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>wake up
>no EG

LMAO, AMERITARDS EXPLAIN THIS SHIT!
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We know for sure Sumail is getting trashed after this tournament but why did EG keep him for so long?
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>CS:GO shitters raiding our thread
Is their game finally peaking and dying?
Lmao.
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Extracted this mp4 from the source, but can't attach cause file size

SOMEONE WEBM PLS
https://amp.twimg.com/prod/multibr_v_1/video/2016/03/06/04/706337410951450626-libx264-main-2028k.mp4?Ma48TH9FnnBYpsxPo49NImiuT4WUR8oLcdhOu0h2%2F6c%3D
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>>134257002
I wanna titty fuck that purple haired slut
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>>134257110
Jimmy "Demon" Ho
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>TI is the only tournament that matters
says the EG fuckboy

vici hwaiting
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>>134257215
>Pick up Jimmy
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>>134257106
Honey pot as in being led to reveal your playstyle/strats
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>It's another SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE... OH NO THEY ALREADY LOST episode
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>>134257106
>>>>>>>>>>>reddit
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>>134257198
Nyx is fucking good.
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>>134256912
Here's the whole awful thing.
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>>134257226
so it all comes down back to honeypot?


number 5 decides what i fap to before game
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>>134257198
PPD needs to stop last picking Sumail's hero.
>>134257215
>Jimmy
You 100% DO NOT get the throw master. Fear is already too much old EG guard. Too many old EG memebers and you get the whendidegthrowlast website kicking again
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GRAND FINALS WHEN?

THIS IS TAKING WAY TOO LONG
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>>134257176

>league

shouldn't you be sucking riots dick on reddit?
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>>134257136

This is all that needs to be said about EG, it;s obvious to anyone that is actually a true EG fan and understands the team.
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Who's casting ? Blitz and Cap ?
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>download and install the reddit addon for 4chan out of curiosity
>every single fucking post in these threads including archived has on average 30 to 60 upvotes/downvotes

You niggers cant be serious
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>>134257161

Man what the fuck are those jackets.
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>>134257341
Thanks dude
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all according to plan

buckle up d2g we're gonna win TI6!
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>>134257106
Some time ago people started making excuses for why their team is losing tournaments. Mostly EG fans. They started calling small nonmajor tourneys "honeypot LANs," or LANs where substandard teams are tricked [by the small prize pool / honeypot] to reveal their game-winning strategies. In their ideal world, EG loses on purpose to save their best strategies for the big tournaments like ESL or TI. However, eventually they just started calling every single tournament where EG loses a honeypot LAN. Now it has no meaning at all.
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>>134257312
syaro is cute
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How do I get out of sprout guys
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>>134257340
t. Peter Pan Dam
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>>134257364
>You 100% DO NOT get the throw master.
replace one with another
difference being one doesn't throw with drafts
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>>134257378
Not like you have anything else to do. Go jack off to a cartoon girl.
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>>134257416
>their team
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>>134257265
I would but some anon said it was already done, so you'll have to wait I guess.
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>>134256884
Ladder anxiety is wierd. I had disabling amounts of it when I was playing SC2, but I have none playing dota.
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>>134257215
>Pick up Jimmy
Classic.
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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I don't even care who wins anymore. Secret and Liquid are buddies. EG was the team that really needed to get raped

>>134257067
Do you think anything felt better in that moment? He finally beat Artour the guy who shit on him.
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>>134257265
the only part worth watching is already webmed so whateves

>>134257385
what
kill yourself psg
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Yes.... very good euros

Keep thinking we're trash, just like Newbee at TI4... heh heh heh
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>>134257429
DELETE THIS!
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>>134257198

its the arteezy effect, sumail is a soldier, he doesnt argue or whine to ppd, he just plays whatever hes given, meanwhile arteezy is whining and crying to ppd which fucks sumail over by giving him shitty utility support heroes
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>>134257385
>download and install the reddit addon for 4chan

WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGER, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU FUCKING LIFE, NIGGER?!
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>>134257429

PMA
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>>134257397
I think those EG/Alliance jackets are pretty good myself. They look warm for when you're sitting around at a cold LAN and the velcro sponsor pads mean you don't have to trash your last jerseys when things change.
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>>134257265
Just webm the Puppey part, the rest is irrelevant
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>tfw you control the condition into a win tempo
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>>134257489
Nice
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Daily reminder that you are literally a 1%er if you are over 4100 MMR
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>>134257429
nice pic dude im gonna get to the top of /r/dota2 with this thanks for the free karma
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>>134257531
Secret and Liquid are well liked by the crowd. You need a villain.
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>>134257215
>Jimmy
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>>134257158
Yes. Just once. Then we agreed to never talk about it again.
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Is sumail going to get out of China alive? Pretty sure the crowd hates him.
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>>134257553
Newbee was the favorite for TI4 you cretin
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people actually thought

that when puppey and kuro were on navi

that xbox and dendi were the best players

people (russians) actually thought this
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>>134257592
Literally the second reply in the thread

I don't know why I bother anymore, these threads are just the same bait and shitposts.
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>>134257603

This is old as shit
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>jesus fucking christ
https://twitter.com/NVIDIAGeForce/status/706339344819183616
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>>134257603
If a video game ladder ranking is your self worth that's pretty pathetic.
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>>134257593
>Not transforming your comeback condition into a win condition
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>PPD fanshits really think this loss was planned
Stay delusional burgertards.
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top 3 at both majors, won last years ti5 and DAC

can anybody stop him at TI6?
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>>134257694
Support players are the smartest desu
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>>134257253
As much as i dislike him for being too cocky, he was easily the best mid in the world during 6.85 era
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>>134257694
>people believe cores are the best players

i'm sure this happens every time everywhere
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THE BABAEV CURSE IS REAL
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>>134257640
J-James?
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>>134257429
You're a Canadian, lumberjacks are supposed to know shit like this.
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>>134257581

I'm normally a big fan of patches on jackets but those look silly with the velcro. Things like that also look like they'd be super uncomfortable while playing. Sumail has the right idea with that neck comforter thing he wears, though he still should have taken it off when they won TI..
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>>134257603
Am I understanding this right that 1 out of 20 people have an MMR of 1100? So if I play 2-3 games, there's a good chance that someone in one of my games will be that bad? Fucking unreal.
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>1hour 43
Are you serious.
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make ppd great again
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>>134257603
Bullshit, I get matched with or against dumb as bricks Peruvians every single game and I'm above 4.1k. This cant be the top 1%.
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>>134257765
Yeah, they will make it to losers finals and start picking out of the meta heroes for Sumail. Then they lose.
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>>134256912
This is pretty exploitable.

You could photoshop whatever you want on those pieces of paper and no one would ever know if it was the real thing.
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>>134257765
arteezy
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>>134257564
Are you the same idiot from the last thread just spouting pure speculative anti-rtz bullshit?
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>>134257758
It's not unheard of that strong teams loses on purpose to not reveal their pocket strategies while tricking other teams into doing so. It's a strong strategy that's still being used to this day for a reason.
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>>134257748
how can u not love those boys
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>>134257376
>tfw drow will never cuck you with wr
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I haven't pooed all day. Help.
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>a very sick ppd got top 3 at the major

what would happen if he was in form and in good condition to play?
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>>134257429
PETER GET AGHS AND SWAP ME OUT
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Why didn't the MADMAN pick Timbersaw? Fits perfectly with their AOE ults and big teamfights
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>>134257694
>dendi
who????
never heard of him
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>>134257553
Still waiting for your country to become great again?
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>>134257765
Secret and Liquid can.
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>>134257765

the mango man himself, arteezy.
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CAN SECRET CONTAIN HIS AUTISM ENOUGH FOR A GRAND FINAL???
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>>134257915
>speculative
Do you think Arteezy just isn't able to win a TI or a Major out of sheer bad luck?
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>>134257873
>This cant be the top 1%.
it hasnt been for a while
but retards exist at every mmr
go watch a 7k/8k stream
youll see what i mean
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>>134257253
He's never getting kicked, he won them DAC and TI5. PPD is currently under the influence of RTZ retardation but deep down he knows picking up arteezy again was a mistake and that the FearSumail duo was Elder God tier.
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>>134257748
someone needs to webm the puppey throwing EEs shit into the trash
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>>134257925
anything can technically be a strategy. what is important is whether or not it works

and if you lose that means whatever your strat was, it sucked.

also what's with this shitty new captcha that takes three times as long to do, holy shit I'm mad
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>>134257841

No, that's percentiles. Meaning the lowest 5% of the ladder have that MMR, like if you're at 3200 you're in the top 10%.
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>>134257694
>that xbox and dendi were the best players
Because majority of people are fucking plebs. Just look at the MVP votes after every game which always go to the hard carry.
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>>134258064
Incubus is the correct term
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>>134258013
Please let this be their reaction when he does the blink in and die strat
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>>134257962
ahhhh I missed this one

beds were too hard
player got sick
food wasn't mcdonalds
booth were too hot
arena was too cold
crowd was too loud
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>>134257915
Everyone with half a brain hates rtz for the way he shat on kuroky
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I WANNA FUCK THAT ROGUE KNIGHT
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AND NOW, LIVE IN CONCERT KATIE KATE
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>>134257363
bears.
big
gay
hair
bairs
or bailey jay
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>>134257694
>people (russians)

can you explain this statement.
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>>134257765
Himself

I think EG will look strong going to Manila, Manila again and Summit 5. They really need to not get too ahead of themselves and think they can just let the other team have strong heroes they do well with.

If there is one thing about EG, its that 6.87 will literally not phase any of them. They can play everything, Sumail just needs to adjust but they are all good at adjusting.
>>
I think sumail might get kicked, the way the mid meta is now you don't really need any individual skill, and rtz is too popular to let go.
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>>134257640
whoa

name pls
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>>134257990
>that samsung sticker slapped over the benq monitors
>>
FINALS FUCKING WHEN
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>>134258127
No, an incubus is a totally different thing. This is a succubus (goes after males)
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>>134257915
Any true EG fan is Anti-Arteezy.
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>>134257341
>Misery: Support
What did they mean by this?
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>>134257790
>cores
best mechanical players, need to be experts at aggro/attack mechanics, farming patterns and numbers
>supprts
mentally strongest players, need to form the strategy and execute it though intelligent and clever ward placement/smoke timings and utility gameplay

this is why supports generally have lower MMR than their core friends but are more visibly responsible in-game for victories, their calls and drafts are what secure the game on the back of mechanically talented and stable cores.
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>>134258127
>succubi fuck men to store their semen which they then put into an incubus who will then cum it inside a human woman who will birth a demon baby
Who the fuck comes up with this shit
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>>134257748
Reminder "esports" is just an advertising campaign.
>>
>caring about honeypot lans

Nah, that's not me
>>
>>134257640
I want to beleive
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>>134258145
Was that the BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA girl?
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>>134258064
just changed the file name 4 u
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>>134258064
fuck off
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>Artour's worst fear
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>>134258048
>he won them DAC and TI
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>>134258013
Alright lads, going against Team Liquid in around an hour. What do I draft? Should I just pick WK for EE so he can't throw the first 3 games?
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>>134258269
What do you mean by this?
>>
>>134257765
PUGNA
>>
>>134258264
Christians in the middle ages
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>>134258145
>KATIE KATE
fuck that aftershow was the only good thing about TI4

everyone pissed as fuck at the lame stomp finals and just shitposting about the music
>>
are the next games really 1 hour and half from now ]?
>>
If your an american you should honestly do the world a favour and kill yourself, not even meme'ing.
>>
>>134258341
pretty much
>>
icefrog here, ama
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>>134258175
senpai...
>>
>>134257694
>tfw just realized the finals are na'vi vs na'vi

We made it bros...
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>>134257830
ehehehe
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>>134258145
I wish
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>>134258412
And then Darude came on and saved everything

Good times.
>>
AMERICANS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
FIRST BY ANIME
NOW BY KUROKY
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>>134258341
Meepo + Troll + Centaur
2 situational support picks
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>>134258269
>honeypot
Nice try P PICK PUGNA D, go back to your mcdonalds
>>
>>134258242
Succubi are always female.
Incubi are always male.
Incubus is the correct term.
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501

excuse me?
>>
>>134258248
>back to the Demon Pajkatt days
no thanks
TI4 EG was beautiful, TI5 EG was magical, and this EG is less majestic but more bro-tier, like it's just some guys who got together and were like "hey we already won, let's just play video games for money"
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
something something silencer ult
>>
HOW THE FUCK DID /NO ONE/ RECORD THE KATIE KATE CONCERT YOU USELESS SHITS
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>>134258485
>>134258501
Take me away
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>>134258145
>nobody recorded katie kate
>no known upload of the legendary ti4 afterparty

it has to be out there somewhere right? moments like that cannot be lost forever
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
FORMER SITE OWNER MOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
Hiroshima
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
GAAAAAAAAAABE

FIRE
THIS SHIT
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
nice taqiyya
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>>134258264
>then put into an incubus who will
H-how?
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>134258040
>Every shit draft from PPD and every choke from Sufail wouldn't happen if Arteezy wasn't on the team.
Got it.

How can one man be so detrimental in every aspect of his teams performance? Maybe more speculation could shed some light on this bizarre situation.
>>
secret fan here happy that eg lost but we're gonna have to wait till TI6 to see which is truly the best team
>>
>>134258428
this
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>>134257059
What vlog was this?
>>
>>134258341
Need to see meepo at least once this tournament.

also, WHO READY FOR FIRST WAVE LION BAN?
>>
>>134258553
Incorrect. That is not an incubus. It's a male succubus. Get it right. Do I have to link you to the doujin? Because I wont.
>>
>>134258501
>>134258485

BBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>134257780
He was really good with a very select few heroes who were meta. hardly the best in the world
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>OG and Alliance fans acting like they are in the finals

These guys have no shame
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>>134258485
MOOT ARCHIMONDE THIS SHIT
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>>134258541
Fuck america.
>>
>>134258341
as long as you ban od.
>>
>>134258593
There's half the Darude set but the rest is lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6WJqA5bADc
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>Frankfurt was a honeypot
>Shanghai was a honeypot
Anyone notice how any LAN EG loses is a honeypot?
>>
>>134258593
all these moments will be eventually lost in time
>>
>>134258642
Reverse internal cumshot
>>
>>134258701
>doujins define words
Excuse me?
>>
>>134258501

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp

>USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
>SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp

USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp

>USAFANGAY WHERE ARE U NOW 4Head EleNiggle
>SWNL WW@ SwiftRage PogChamp
>>
Real talk though, its amazing how EG managed to stay consistent each patch. Placing usually in top 3.
>>
>>134258571
>>134258593
A lot of people recorded it, but the equipment didn't survive. Some say their PC is still defective to this day.
>>
>>134258754
meme that made up by eg fan
>>
>>134258723
Watching sumail on storm spirit was fucking great.
>>
>>134258765
You're excused for being a retard. It's ok.
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
>there is only a small clip of this performance online
How the fuck did Valve wipe it off the internet ?
>>
>>134258141
Explain!
>>
>>134258725
they need to identify with an entire multilingual, multicultural region to feel relevant what do you expect
>>
>>134258791
They've also been consistent at LOSING to secret
>>
>>134258868
apparently no one bothered to record and twitch prohibited valve to rebroadcast the after party after some minutes.
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Daily reminder that 4+1 is shit and sven is shit.
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>>134258765
You're an idiot man
>>
>>134258854
Succubi appear female. Incubi appear male.

If possesses a penis, it's an incubus.
>>
Has the match started yet?
>>
>>134258871
rtz said that secret doing poorly at ti5 was all on kuroky.
>>
when will the advertisements (aka esports) die
>>
>>134258893
>rtz leaves secret
>rtz shits on kky
>rtz hasn't won a single series against wEE secret
>rtz gets shit on by kky in china

like pottery,just like last thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioXB9tR1bw

reminder this happened straight after a multimillion dollar tournament
>>
I hope you all realize that this is scripted and that Secret will get 2nd place again.
>>
>>134258145
>>134258412
>>134258593
derrick the DJ who took over for production and music after she was booed out of the place was fired from valve last year
>>
>>134258967
>teams that played 4p1 usually lost
>Team that played memepush or memefight lineups usually won
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/20/Weav_kill_07.mp3
>>
>>134258791
Pretty incredible huh

are they the most consistent team since early years Navi in dota?
>>
>>134258987
Not this one though. This one has a penis and is male while still managing to be a succubus. I don't expect a human like you to understand the complexity of succubi.
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How do we stop the european domination?
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reminder that the good EU players are from Eastern Europe and the shitposters in the EU are from Western Europe
>>
The EG fangays haven't been bullied enough. Keep it up. We might manage to break their spirit.
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>>134258791
>C9 is consistently second
>/d2g/ says they're a tier two team
>EG is consistently third
>WAOW EG IS SO AMAZING
>>
how long until the final
>>
>>134258987
Succubi get fucked
Incubus fucks

Whether it has a penis or not isn't the thing.
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Is the book store a good place to meet women, /d2g/??
>>
What the fuck is a honeypot?

What the fuck is a win condition?

What the fuck is tempo?
>>
>>134259132
>8 honeypot lans

who cares
>>
>>134258485
>>134258501
I wish there was a recording somewhere so I could see that fucking awful banter she did early on
>hey you guys play video games I like sci fi (?!?) too I watched star trek once
>every time she asked something into the audience it was just like one single guy who'd respond
>she dropped the mic and left 30 minutes before she was supposed to
on top of her horrible singing, it was just a perfect shitstorm
>>
>>134259126
It's an incubus. Sorry.
>>
queuing for the best mode takes more than 10 minutes at this time of the day. fuck this shit
>>
>eng stream died
>go to rus so I can listen for it starting
>rus stream has a fucking english countdown
why is english stream so shit
>>
queue us east and grief eg faggots who arent gonna watch the finals

most fun shit
>>
>concert
?
>>
>>134259113
I'd say he deserved it.
>>
>>134259113
Was he the one with the wings that was so into himself that he was LITERALLY patting himself on the back? If so, then FUCK VALVE
>>
>>134259058
Free $405,000
>>
>>134259162
Are you 12 years old
>>
>>134259194
>asking on d2g of all places
im 23yo kissless virgin
i lost interest in women in 6.48b
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Was Katy Perry really booed out of TI4 after party?

This sounds the meme that is too good to be true.
>>
>>134259048
deadmau5 . We've had issues with deadmau5 at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. deadmau5 is overrated, and we won't be working with him again
>>
>>134259162
Our spirit is already broken. There's a reason everybody is playing the blame game right now.
>>
>>134259132
>EG won the most honeypot of them all

my sides
>>
>wake up
>EG lost

I think I've woken up in some sort of nightmare.
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>>134259225

except the lowest prizepool is the one that EG managed to win
>>
>Concert

Oh god, time for some awkward chinese music perfomance
>>
>not using UTC

FUUUUUCK YOU
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Do you think Artour knows PPD is sabotaging him? What the fuck is he gonna do now? Secret won't want him after they win this major.
>>
>>134259113
he seemed pretty based, getting fired from that shitshow of a company called valve is probably a good thing these days
>>
>EG never getting 1st place

I'm convinced that ppd is doing this to RTZ on purpose.
>>
>>134259190
Both/all participants fuck during sex and both/all participants get fucked. Holy shit you virgin.
>>
Does EG have the most 3rd place finishes of any team?
>>
>james gets fired for disrespecting players
>BTS panel repeats the peeeedurrrrr garbage meme and don't get fired

well played gaben, BTS domination is now
>>
>>134259285
You're 8k to make up for it at least though?

Right?...
>>134259363
Drop Fear and pickup Zai.
>>
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>concert
>>
>>134259363
hell join OG

Notoilet kicked

Zai back
>>
hey, how do i dota2lounge?

Every time I make a bet the screen just reloads and shows no active bets
>>
>>134259309
It's a wet dream actually.
ARE YOU BUTTHURT THAT EG ISN'T THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD AND GETTING RICHER. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MILLIONAIRES YOU DONT DESERVE TO WIN ANYMORE.
>>
I don't want to live anymore guys.
>>
>>134258064
sourcE?
>>
>>134259390
here you go cpt, i'ma softball it in for your braindead ass

Succubi receive dick.
Incubus give dick.
>>
>>134259429
>Drop Fear and pickup Zai.

sweden claims another team after COL
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>>134259429
>Drop Fear and pickup Zai

I'm having an aneurysm
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YOU LOST JAMES

I WON
>>
>>134259443
What if Zai becomes carry for EG
>>
>>134259494
do you have mobile authenticator enabled
>>
>>134259429
>drop a TI winner for a 8th place finisher

two wrongs make a right I guess
>>
>>134259132
Wait what the fuck
ALL major compendium proceeds go straight to Valve?
What's even the point then Jesus Christ
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>Concert in 10 mins
>>
Alex garfield ruined EG, gotta sell those 2ez4rtz shirts
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IT'S STARTING!

H E R E W E G O
>>
>>134257341
>pld
a e s t h e t i c
>>
>>134259390
Since when was I not?
>>
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SHEEVER NUDES WHEN?
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We don't WIN anymore, people.
>>
>>134259232
>>she dropped the mic and left 30 minutes before she was supposed to

i dont think this is right though
it is just part of her performance to do "strong" stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUwMYykGJcI&t=3m55s
>>
Pretty sure these delays are because of the surprise they had.
>>
>>134259363
it's just a honeypot memepatch major anyway, once the patch is over secret will go back to being dogshit
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>"there will be adjustments, but Burning is staying with VG."
>>
I'm getting tired and the games won't even be starting for another 20-30 minutes
>>
>>134259494
I'm having the same problem, been trying for an hour straight.

Finals just aren't the same if you can't bet ;_;
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queue us servers and grief, tryout jungle builds or whatever while waiting for the finals guys
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Anime!
>>
>>134259643
i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her i want to fuck her
>>
>>134259286
Yes. She walked out early and some guy at Valve DJ'd from his iPod
>>
What will Fear do? He is being forced to play a different role for a shit player and losing out on a lot of money when he could potentially be winning instead of getting 2nd and 3rd place every time.
>>
>>134259592
the same point as every single cosmetic in every single videogame

also stop being trapped in 2015 retard
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>>134259643

never

she's not a whore yet
>>
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>>134259713
Are you 12?
>>
>it's a fraud team comes out of nowhere and wins the whole tournament episode

wew

XD

I'm not watching this.
>>
>>134259551
just how fucking stupid are you
>>
can I get a (you) when the game starts ty
>>
>>134257341
Puppey looks like a lesbian.
>>
>>134259656
Its either super kicked, Fenrir retiring or fy jumping ship.
My bet is on super kicked
>>
>>134259713
you know you're hurting 4 us players while helping 5 right?

I mean I wouldn't expect a yuropoor to be good a math but come on
>>
>>134259724
>resorts to memes
m8, backtracking is u. U cannot outmeme me m8, gl hf
>>
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>have 3 ex-c9 players
>2nd place last major

all my rares on liquid, secret are the new c9 with the 2nd place meme
>>
I'm trying to watch ingame. Is the concert on Twitch?
>>
tfw like EG but hate Sumail
>>
>>134259647
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER THAT NEPOTISM IS WHAT GOT HER THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THAT STUPID BITCH ANNIE FROM SUPPORT GOT LET GO FOR IT
>>
>concert starts at 13:50 sgt
>Stream has 20 miuntes of delaty on it
>30 minutes until concert
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>concert

lets just play some fun videogame in meantime

twitch cl_ogar0
>>
>tfw no Succubus (male) hero
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Liquid is still an honorary American team right?
>>
>kick PPD
>kick Sumail
>replace with pretty much anybody
Did I just create the first place TI6 team, /d2g/?
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>>134259194
Dont ask me, i was walking near my house and i found a girl that is interesed on me or at least she looks interesed. She smiles at me like in pic related. That big smile.
>>
>>134259862
>STUPID BITCH ANNIE FROM SUPPORT

idk about this story, tell moar. whos her?
>>
>>134259818
>and they still outperformed and regularly stomp EG
Why can't EG beat wEE secret?
>>
finales when?
>>
>>134259792
Zai is literally an EG sub, family
>>
>>134259745
here you go cpt, i'ma softball it in for your braindead ass

gramps has already won- he did what only 24 other people have ever done in a game of tens of millions
>>
>>134259578
Yes
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>>134259728
SWNL
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>>134257341
Why is china so weird and where do they keep getting these cheap ass props.
>>
remember when RTZ wasn't famous and he was just streaming with yung lean playing in the background

good times
>>
does anyone know when the fucking game starts
>>
>>134259857
https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2

it's not even a joke this time you will be better of
>>
IT'S HAS STARTED

IIT'S HAS STARTED

IIT'S HAS STARTED

IIT'S HAS STARTED

IIT'S HAS STARTED

I
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>>134259957
>Why can't EG beat wEE secret?
Because of LE MASTERMIND and Sufails heroes out of the meta and him having no versatility.
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>>134259948
Shit is not a pic lol, but yeah that gif the same smile.
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ufc main card starting
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why couldn'/t ppd just draft normal shit

why did he go for MEMES at a major lan
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>>134259942
hold on i got something better

>go back in time
>dont pick up arteezy

there you go
>>
Hey, I can browse 4chan in China. Cool.
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>not even forced 50 can let me complete my quests through the field of animals i get matched with

something is wrong when timber loses ane to CM and goes jungle only to get executed
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>kick sumail
>get miracle

Literally the best team ever
>>
A E S T H E T I C
>>
Starts in 4 minutes
>>
Pitlord announcement incoming
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>major ends with puppey kuro bromance
Not even a fujoshit but I'm getting off to this.
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>>134260131
wow who are the qts m8?
>>
>>134260159
Miracle has done the RTZ transition. From mid laner to safelane farmer.
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>>134260024
I dream of those days again.
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>>134260169

gank is not a fucking role
>>
I like seeing Ursa on pro scene senpaitachi. Hope icetoad buff him next patch.
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>>134260139
the game 1 draft was literally what eg has been doing the whole tournament
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>>134260224
mapos
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>>134260141
But RTZ played flawlessly this series.

Not even a tier 1 carry can save you from a fag retard who drafts jungle Nyx and Sven against NP.
>>
QUICK D2G SHEEVER IS LURKING HERE, POST YOUR COOL FACE
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Fear Carry
Miracle mid
Universe offlane
Zai and Puppey support

This would probably be the greatest team ever
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>>134260223
The bromance ended when they kicked kuro out of secret tho.
>>
why didn't arteezy build force staff on sven lmao
>>
>>134260315
dude those mapos dancing with their tummy showing.... HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>134260335
>>
>>134260169
pieliewave2814
>>
>>134260024

remember when rtz first came on to the scene and everyone thought he was overrated

I wish he actually was overrated.
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>>134260345
Who gives a shit.
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>china has banned the concept of reincarnation

Is this why he was never picked?
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What is the point of this ability?
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WHEN IS THIS SHIT GOING TO START.

FUCKING CHINKS CANT INTO TIMING.
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>concert

here we go
>>
>>134260345
>Fear

When this fear is good meme will stop?
>>
>>134260169
S E C R E T W A V E
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EG BTFO
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>>134260323
>But RTZ played flawlessly this series.
As an Arteezy fangay I wouldn't say he played flawlessly. He farmed extremely well but made quite a few questionable pub tier plays. He's like a more controlled EE but without the team to back him up.
>>
has any other player in esports history ever memes his way into a scene as hard as rtz
>>
CONCERT STARTING NOW
>>
PREPARE FOR THE MEMES

CONCERT IS FUCKING STARTING
>>
How fucking cringey is this
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>still playing a 5 year old trailer
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HERE IT IS

THE HYPEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>2016
>We're still using this trailer
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EPIC CONCERT
THEY HAVE REAL DOTA NOISES
BEING PAYED BY THE BAND
HOW COOL IS THAT
THEY CAN PLAY DOTA
WITH THEIR VIOLINS AND SHITS
>>
QT SPOTTED
>>
How fucking old is this fucking trailor.
>>
So, /d2g/, what DOES a hero truly need?
>>
>A REAL TEMPO CONTROLER

P O G C H A M P
O
G
C
H
A
M
P
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>>134257962
>EE literally can't open his eyes
>baffled himself countless times
>still went to the Grand Finals

EGFAGS???!??
>>
NICE PRODUCTION VALUE DOTARDS
>>
>>134260463
I fucking hate EG
don't ask me why

But Fear plays GODLY, dude
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>That same fucking trailer from 2011.
>Can barely hear ochestra over sound effects and dialogue on stream.
>>
This shit is so cringe.

I think I need to start working out and socializing more.
>>
Is this just a redo of The International concert without the lightshow?
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>>134260635
memes
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they flew in the white guy for this? i feel bad for him
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>>134260379
I was of the opinion Kuro left because he was tired of the Secret thing and want a break, Puppey doesn't seem to be the kind that kick his BFF over a bad tournament.
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>>134260635
Tangos
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>>134260635
A fuckton of gold or a decently long stun
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>>134260441
Yeah I saw that news article posted on Reddit yesterday as well.
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>>134260635
Boipussy.
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>>134260635
Wenches and Mead
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>>134260639
>>
>>134260640
Matumba is going to rape him
>>
damn that cute violin player
>>
What the fuck, just play the trailer LMAO
>>
>>134260635
tempo control and a solid win condition.
>>
I'm fucking done with this awful game. Valve is so fucking detached from the real world.
>>
>>134260524
I swear to god I've read this exact same post before. Either that or I'm having the biggest deja vu ever right now.
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>camera always focuses on qt

:3
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>expect kpop concert
>get this
I am very pleased
>>
>Valve spends compendium money on this uninteresting shit
Not knocking classical music. But their composer is fucking dead inside. The music isn't inspiring or interesting. None of the music in Dota is.
>>
>These dota2 noises
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
>>
>>134260675
>talented musicians playing music is cringe
The word "cringe" is completely devoid of meaning at this point
>>
>>134260635
TEMPO
>>
>>134260721
>these fucking nerds
>>
>>134260635
pink pussy :)
>>
Playing sound effects over an orchestra.
>>>>>>>>>>
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this shit all over again
fucking China
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>LETS PLAY THIS SHIT AUDIO OVER THE ORCHESTRA
LMAO I feel so bad for them I hope they got payed well for this shit
>>
TEMPO !
CONTROL YOUR TEMPO
MATCH IT WITH MY TEMPO
>>
>let's get an orchestra to play our shitty music
>but JUST in case anyone actually happens to LIKE dota music, we're going to spam loud bullshit dota noises over it so they can't hear that either
>>
>shitty game noises splayed over an orchestra
Platinum Cringe.
>>
Fuck this shit, I feel sorry for the band, they got overshadowed by LMAO SOUND EFFECTS!

Fucking savage, Valve
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NIGGA
THEY MAKING FUCKING DOTA SOUNDS
WITH THEY FUCKING VIOLINS AND SHIT NIGGA
HOWS IS THEY DOING THIS NIGGA?
THEY CHINKS GOT FUCKING
FUTURISTIC FUCKING TROMBONES AND SHIT
THEY LIKE FROM THE FUCKING FUTURE N SHITS MAN
>>
Why did they feel the need to overpower the orchestra with super load game sounds?
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This concert is a BIG FAT MESS
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>>134260809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtYF_9e2azE
>>
What is the win condition of this orchestra?
>>
>>134260701
puppey didn't kick him out, but I'm pretty sure kky was unhappy with how the entire team just let rtz fucking boulder roll over the team itself for so long.

Body language indicates puppey and kky are still really good friends, likely kky just needed something fresh and to get away from rtz stench.
>>
dude what if they played sandstorm lol?
>>
>>134260782
playing dota sound effects over them is cringe
>>
i like this one desu
>>
what are the lyrics to this song
>>
>>134260735
THERE IS MORE YOU DUMBFUCK

FUCK OFF THIS IS 18+ BOARD
>>
NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
>>
At least it's better than the shit they did at ti
>>
are they summoning pitlord
>>
>>134260835
YO THAT TEMPO OF YOURS IS NOT A WIN CONDITION M80
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>>134260912
They have their tempo controller
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>>134260835
next up: MOMENTUM CONTROLLER
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>loss sound

please no i
>>
>The conductor is standing on 3 boxes
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>>134260918
dude lmao
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Do you think after pitlord is released valve will make new heroes/content to make this feel more like a sequel rather than a remake?
>>
>>134260950
I can hear "diiiiiick buuuutt come forth!"
>>
>this fucking trombone player
he's fired isn't he?
>>
When do tha games start and shieet?
>>
As much as I like the Dota music and everything, why would anyone think is a good idea to play it at the main even as if it is something special? I hear this music every fucking day while playing, Valve.
>>
lmao they keep cutting to the cute girls

they know their audience too well
>>
It's like someone from the production decided it would be a good idea to press the 'random audio' button on the dota wiki tbqhwyfam
>>
This composer looks like he could break down into tears at any moment
>>
Why is everyone in twitch chat talking about Pit Lord, did they hint something about him ?
>>
what's the name of that chinese instrument the chick is playing
>>
damn, that asian violin player is qt
>>
Entirely. Forgettable. Cardinal Sin.
>>
holy shit i its so nice hearing these music again since i never took off my ti4 music pack once i got it.
>>
>>134261014
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>
What are the wind conditions there in the stadium?
>>
How many of these chinks in the orchestra were beaten and forced to play the instruments at age 3?
>>
>>134260701
Kuroky represses his stress to seem calm but holds grudges and has mental issues other people miss
Artour shits constantly but them never comes bavk to a thought, chosing to rage and forget over remember and seethe. Seperately, they are cancer, but together, it's a disaster.

Kky joined a team he can isolate himself from (the four of them hugging as he stares into the void) while artour joined a team as salty as he is. This makes EG easier to tilt but healthier as a team iver longer periods of time
>>
What is this shit?

Did I leave my Dota client on the main menu or something?
>>
>>134261059
>Having dota music on
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SINGERS BTFO'ED
>>
Guys im laughning at the twitch chat, im cancer? Or a bad person at least
>>
>>134261076
erhu
>>
>>134261059
>I hear this music every fucking day while playing
You don't have the music muted? Spotted the 2k.
>>
>>134260721
SHE IS MINE

MY WAIFU

BACK OFF YOU FILTHY NERDS
>>
>>134261075
he is being revealed currently
>>
How does Drow have an above 50% winrate? It's so fucking easy to just be useless and feed with her. In addition to that, there is no easy concrete build for her.
>>
>>134261059
>not having a custom music pack
wew
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The Erhu was pretty nice touch desu
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WE WAITED
A FUCKING HOUR
FOR THEM TO COME OUT
AND BLOW INTO FUCKING TOMBONES AND SHIT NIGGER
THIS AINT NO FUCKING VIDEOGAMES
THIS IF FUCKING CHINK EXHOBITIONINGS AND SHIT
PLEASE ADOPT MY SON TO AMERICAN HE PLAY GOOD VIOLINS AND SHIT
NIGGA
I 'ONT WANT THIS SHIT
GIMME MY FUCKING DOTA NIGGA
WHERE THE VIDEOGAMES AS
IF I WANNA HEAR THIS MUSIC I GO INNA DOTA
I AINT GONNA FUCKING WATCH YOU STREAM TO FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS SHIT NIGGA
JUST START THE GAMES NIGGA
>>
I want that harpist to jerk me off.
>>
>tfw conductor is always white

lmao china bunch of cucks
>>
The concert is bretty good. Kudos China.
>>
why did the Courier cross the road?
pedr??
>>
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Hey man you wanna play some music at a stadium I'll give you some money?
>>
>>134261068
he looks like he's thinking "i could be flipping burgers at mcd right now what am i doing with my life"
>>
>the clue holding conductors boxs fails and he falls on his ass

just another day in chyna
>>
I just want Bruno to announce Pitlord

instead we will just get some classic orchestra playing the same shit we had like 10 times already. still pretty good tho.
>>
HE DROPPED THE STICK
HE DROPPED THE STICK
HE DROPPED THE STICKHE DROPPED THE STICK
>>
>>134261059
Cuz it's LLLIIIVVEEEEEEEEE. WHOOOOO...

>implying I give half a shit about this score
>>
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>>134261042
>pot lord
>ever released
>>
TOMMY MY NIGGA
>>
holy shit tommy
>>
>speaking english to chinks
>>
Holy shit he's back.
>>
>>134261159

thanks

is it the instrument that's constantly used in the OST's of wuxia films
>>
Hey RTC, I'm thinking about rewatching Free to Play. I just have a question about which part you liked the most. Was it Fear's story where he got kicked out of his mom's house like you're gonna get kicked from EG after the Major, Dendi's story because watching you play makes people want to cry, or hyhy's story because he told his team to stay in the trees like how you keep getting stuck in Sprout?
>>
Tommy??!
>>
CONDUCTOR
THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>>
Who thought it would be a good idea to put money into an orchestra instead of actually hiring competent production and putting actual money into people who actually work in the scene?
>>
>This faggot
What the fuck

>>134261185
She kills towers pretty easily and people in lower skill levels don't know how to counter that.
>>
>video game composer
>>
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>yfw you don't tempo control your win condition
>>
>literally who
>>
>>134261228
That's his Magic Wand.
>>
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How can that man be so fucking based
>>
>dota 2 GAMES
>>
fuckin ruined
>>
He does realise he's speaking to a crowd solely composed of chinks right?
>>
>speaking english on a chinese event

GET FUCKED CHINKS
>>
>speaking english to chinks
??????
>>
What the fuck. This guy realizes he's in China, right?
>>
>The conductor from dota 2 games
who is this nigga?

could we fucking not do this valve?

I just want to watch videogames
not these fucking faggots
>>
Tommy motherfucking Talarico
>>
>>134261204
Only japan can produce asian conductors.

It's uncanny, really.
>>
BASED FUCKING TOMMY
>>
Is pitlord seriously being revealed?
>>
oh fuck he's back again
>>
ROCK ON
>>
Guys whats happening?
>>
Tommy did the music to the Earthworm Jim games, he's all right.
>>
>>134261212
T-TOMMY?
TOMMY TALLARICO
HOLY SHIT
>>
DOTO 2 GAMES
>>
who the fuck is this flathead in the red shirt
>>
uh tommy t is playing some kind of instrument
>>
DOTA 2 GAMES
>>
why do valve want the majors to appear adult when the playerbase is like 12?
>>
>underage retards don't even know tommy
>>
IT'S ON NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
>>
ITS

PIT

LORDS

THEME
>>
hes NOT EVEN PLAYING the GUITAR
>>
Holy shit the orchestra is so good I legitimately though they Shanghai'd the audio and were playing the prerecorded game music
>>
>>134261321
What the fuck even is this """instrument"""?
>>
what is the win condition of this orchestra?
>>
The first half of this song sounded exacly like the night elf music from wow

>it was composed by the same guy that did music for blizzard

lmao valve got gyped
>>
FUCKING TOMMY T
>>
He was just in Malaysia a couple days ago. This guy
>>
>>134261387
The gambling addicts make them the most money.
>>
>>134261387
>when the playerbase is like 12?
>>
>>134261171
Nah, the guy on the guitar is going to plow her pussy tonight
>>
What the shit
All the girls playing are so cute
Give pls
>>
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GUYS PLEASE MY SIDES CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT
>>
i love this track t b h
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NEVER FORGET
>>
So when are they going to play One Winged Angel?
>>
>>134261425
pleb
>>
>>134261384
The only real composer on stage.
>>
At least it's better than Deadmau5
>>
JUDGEMENT DAY

goat show
>>
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TOMMY FUCKING TALLARICO
MAJOR STATUS: FUCKING SAVED
>>
i dont like this one desu
>>
>>134260993
A TEAM NEEDS A SOLID GOLD SUPPLIER
AND A GOOD PROVISIONS KEEPER

TEAMS ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE A GOOD LANE DIVISOR AND A FANTASTIC EARLY PRESSURE FRONT TO SUSTAIN THEIR CONCENTRATED MOVEMENTS IN ORDER TO FACILITATE THE VICTORY ACHIEVEMENT
>>
how mad is arteezy?
>>
Wow this song is bretty gud
>>
>>134261179
I hope you're not trolling, I got my hopes up
>>
alright what the fuck
can valve pay these guys money to not advertise their shitty trade after a decently cool performance
>>
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU AUTISTS STAND THIS CRINGEFEST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>
>every virgin chinks shouted when camera shows qtpie slut.
>>
>TI1 hero picking phase

My god.
>>
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POST YFW PITLORD
>>
>>134259203
Your mum strategy to win back your faggot father??
>>
>continues to be uninteresting.

Tommy has done good work, but this? Meh.
>>
QT ALERT
>>
This is awesome
>>
>>134261426
I feel like this setup was actually a good one so congrats

>they have to control the tempo
>>
Flute girl is a qt
>>
Dibs on the flute qt.
>>
>>134261457
I can't believe there is no Katie Kate video.
How is that even possible?
>>
Wow this is so professional I'm almost not falling asleep!
>>
THIS IS HOW YOU START A GRAND FINAL
>>
HES NOT EVEN PLAYING GUITAR
>>
>>134261457
Didn't Darude like save the night that time?
>>
>>134261387
we are more than 12 people, asshole
>>
DIAZ
>DIAZ
DIAZ
>DIAZ
DIAZ
>DIAZ
>>
I think it would be cool to have the orchestra play during a game
>>
IS PITLORD REALLY COMING?
>>
oh my god is mega64 going to show up now?
>>
>>134261525
>>134261538
>>134261543
>>
>>134260721
muh dick
>>
DIAZ BEAT MCGREGOR. For anyone who cares...
>>
I wonder if gabe will ever realize literally nobody plays with the music on
>>
>>134261457
Darude actually had a great set though
>>
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>peopler are calling a performance of the music they hear in the videogame "cringe"
>>
It would've been better if they had the orchestra play while the grand finals were happening at the same time.
>>
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>>134261559
Pretty much
>>
>>134261538
>>134261543
FIGHT
>>
The violin girl in black is bretty cute desu
>>
dota's music isn't even that good
>>
>>134261502
i am completely
>>
Fucking nothing that has happened suggests Pitlord at all. Valve will just save that shit for another lame ass blog update.
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so i heard about tommy back in2007 and never actually seen him before. this is pretty lame so far though.

Why did those asians randomly cheer for a girl??
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>this is what doturds like and want

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
>>
ITS DECIDED
THE FLUTE IS THE WIN CONDITION
>>
DOTES2 music sounds like Batman theme sometimes.
>>
this is the most fake shit china has done since installing communism

can we just get fucking games

who is this guitar clad mongoloid anyway

he has no fucking idea what hes doing or why he's there

hes fucking speaking american

in the middle of china

can we fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO already

holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit


I cant wait till we get Peru Major and the entertainment before the finals will be making hamsters fight to the death
then teaching you how to cook a hamster once of them dies

holy fucking shit this is boooooooooooooooooooooring valve please fuck off you gay shite
>>
yeah i am not impressed by this concert or whatever the fuck this is. the music is just boring.
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>>134261607
You using steam?

That's all gabe gives a fuck about.
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this is actually pretty fucking good
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>>134261609
Ye I read he actually had a really good set
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>>134261459
>expecting me to know whatever the fuck that weeaboo ching chong """instrument""" is
lmao not everyone was culturally enriched by asians, yurocuck
>>
>>134261579
Are you crazy? They "just" released Arc Warden

Gonna take minimum of 12 months for Pit lord
>>
>>134261457
Katie Kate was better than the TI finals
>>
>>134261623
That's against the rules, it's basically slavery.
>>
>>134261559
some valve employee on a laptop saved most of the night, Darude gave the happy ending
>>
Can this cringy shit stop pls
>>
That's literally pre recorded
>>
>>134261607
>2016
>not fulling immersing yourself into the game
>not playing with everything @ 100% volume
fucking plebs
>>
this is fucking boring desu

i feel sorry for hte orchestra

i hope theyre being paid well
>>
>2016
>no chicken hero
dotards?
>>
One of the cello players just rolled her eyes hard, probably thinking to herself "Why am I playing video game music to nerds, what's gone wrong in my life?"
>>
>>134261613
if it was just the performance it would be fine

but showing an ancient trailer on top of it

having some guy get out in front and speak English to a clearly clueless audience that misses the cue to applaud as a result (maybe that's banned in china idk)

playing fucking game SFX in the middle of the music

it's too much
>>
>>134261656
>THE FLUTE IS THE WIND CONDITION
ftfy /reddit
>>
>>134261656

She can totally play my flute ;^)
>>
This thread is proof that 4chan is mostly comprised of the underage.
>>
>>134261521
I'm sure it is much, much better listening to it live.
>>
LITERALLY

ELWYNN

FOREST

THEME
>>
This is so good.
>>
>showing chinks from two years ago
Desperate.
>>
WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING THE VIOLIN GIRL
>>
>>134261663
EleGiggle
>>
Fun factoid: Tommy "OUR GUY" Tallarico is the cousin of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler.
>>
>hey guise... remember when china won ti
>guys
>remember
>>
I AM SO BORED FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
There's no way this music is live right? They've been fucking up the sound for the entire event.
>>
THERE'S MORE
>i'm going back to sleep
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>>134261607
>playing anything but ingame sound
>>
>>134261718
why do autists always say' i feel sorry for them'

sorry for what?
they played well too faggot
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Why are there so many fucking Chinese qts at this event
>>
Dis is p good
>>
Truly toutching.
>>
>>134261718
>chinks
>paid well
Pick one.
>>
>>134261785
SHE IS THE HOTTEST.
>>
what is this new song.

I don't know this song
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Europe waking up

what happened in the LBF? does ppd realize arteezy is the problem
>>
>The Greeviling

THE TRIGGERING

IT WONT STOP
>>
>>134261792
okay dad
>>
>>134261668
It may be boring, but still is the cool kind of boring.
>>
>>134261785
:3
>>
NEW MUSIC
WHY IS THERE NEW MUSIC

THIS NEW MUSIC IS FOR SOMETHING
WHAT IS THIS FOR
>>
pretty good atm
>>
>>134261779
A lot of these reminds me of stuff from World of Warcraft. One of the first really reminded me of the Stormwind theme
>>
what the fuck is this music now nigga
what the fuck is this
is this runescape?
are we runescape now?
>>
Bonnie @BonnieElvira 45s45 seconds ago

Say what u will about the concert being played at TI before, hearing it live is fucking amazing. Special guest pianist will enter soon
>>
WELCUM TO DA GREEBALING
>>
Camera man's waifu
>>
>>134261824

because their performance is fucking boring and its not even their fault
>>
korean chicks and chinese chicks look exactly the same after all the plastic surgery
>>
Cameraman is monitoring this thread.

They will zoom into any gril we choose.

pick wisely freindos
>>
>>134261846
That's because you weren't around when dota was good.
>>
Can this please stop

Nobody asked for this

Help
>>
>>134261683
>Being enriched by asians instead of shitskin rapists

Can I have that please
>>
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Violin chan is my waifu

Please no cuck
>>
>>134261785
Cause she is a qt?
>>
>>134261817
Nah the Orchestra is Chinese, they aren't going to sabotage this.
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>I don't like live orchestras
>>
we stormwind now
>>
>>134261559
>>134261609
Darude set is on youtube iirc and it was pretty dope
expected memes got a great set
>>
>>134261880
Diretide 2014
>>
This music is gooooooood
>>
>>134261792
Aero who?
>>
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THE TEMPO HERO
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>>134261425
looks like erhu
>>
>>134261817
the sound is definitely delayed


I wouldnt put it past them to just play the prerecorded music over the actual orchestra for some reason.
>>
why didn't they memorize this shit by heart
>>
eg lose

mcgregor loses

GLORY SUPPORTS BTFO
>>
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>>134261892
>>
summoning status of PIT LORD at 65%
>>
>>134261927
Guy to her left has his eyes locked on
>>
>>134261903
She is actually so fucking cute.
>>
Yo that violin girl is bangin.
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WOW IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN THE MAIN MENU.
>>
EGG GIRL IS MY WAIFU
>>
biorin grill is pretty cute, cute!
>>
>literally shaking a ball
>>
>>134261846
really faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKCS2No2xPs
>>
>>134261903
Based camera man.
I also like the flute girl.
>>
>>134261848
Actually, ppd IS the problem.
>>
>>134261970
he is LITERALLY controlling the tempo
>>
that was the music b4 the funeral procession for chinese dota
>>
I want egg girl to shake my eggs
>>
>>134261925
no stopping gabens wild ride
>>
>>134261883
die
>>
THIS IS LITERAL PLAYBACK, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF A FULL SECTION DROPPED THEIR INSTRUMENTS BUT THE MUSIC WOULD KEEP PLAYING PERFECTLY
>>
>>134261983
>one runescape pic
>not the noob with the bronze platemail offering to buy a gf
>>
>>134261970
oh you
>>
oh fucking no. reddit hates sumail so i assume he's our guy now. pls kill me
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>>134261851
WELGUM DO DA GREEBLING

MORE GREEBILS TO SMAEGSH
>>
>>134261848
>RTZ lost the game for EG against Secret in a base race because he had no way to escape sprout as Sven
>the exact same fucking thing happens against Liquid
Man come the fuck on you're supposed to be the best player in the world or something how does that happen to you
>>
>>134261970
Shiet nigga I would play the fuck out of that
>>
those chink music girls pretty af
i am touching myself right now
this is perfect because i cum more with orchestra music and to asian porn, thanks based perfect world
>>
>>134261925
Notice the piano, faggot ? they haven't started playing the piano yet
>>
when the fuck is pit lord being announced?
>>
>>134261772
>it's better live
Hardly. It's still music I've heard ten thousand times before and wasn't interesting then either.

The music for dota 2 is just not interesting. I can't describe it as anything else. It's nice inoffensive elevator music. And that's an awful place to be.

A lot of video game music is vaunted higher because of the situation surrounding it when it plays. Like One winged Angel and shit. The song is ok. But it's the fact that it only plays at specific big dick deal times that people get so hype for it.

Or that scene where Vegeta blew himself up. It's so rare that the feeling strikes and sticks.

All of Dota's music is forgettable and has no substance because it's all meant to be played during menus or during events that happen a thousand times a game.
>>
>>134261848
They're all just going to yell at each other for the next 2 weeks and then place 3rd at pit league
>>
>video games music
>>
YOU GUYS REALISE THIS ISNT GOING TO END

THERES A FUCKING PIANO THERE

WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE PIANO RIGHT NOW?

NOBODY IS PLAYING THE PIANO

SOMEBODY IS GONNA START PLAYING THE FUCKING PIANO

AND THEYRE GONNA BE SHIT

UNLESS VALVE FUCKING PAID FOR ELTON JOHN OR SOME SHIT

THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING EVEN MORE BORING SHIT
>>
>THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
>THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
>THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
>THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
>THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
THIS IS WHAT VALVE THINKS YOU WANT
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>1am est
>3-5 games to be played
>making me sit here and listen to the fucking boring as hell soundtrack that I've had muted for years
>>
>>134261970
LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER

LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>LITERALLY THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
>>
>>134260335
>>
>>134261927
Hey I got first dibs >>134261637
>>
>Playing music from 4 years ago
>>
>>134262025
>>134262036
>>134262012
Shake it gurl
>>
>>134261979
Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to memorize a single song?
>>
>>134261898
>special guest pianist
>Pitlord enters through rift and plays the piano
>>
>>134262041
u first m8
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Do you think the chinese in the audience don't get to see very many women their own age who aren't taken on a daily basis? What ahorrible place to live.
>>
>>134262086
I do want this
>>
GUYS LOOK AT THE PIANO, THERE IS GOING TO BE SOME PIANO MUSIC

THIS SHIT BETTER LEAD TO SOMETHING GOOD
>>
>clapping between movements
I guess the chinese really are uncultured swine.
>>
>>134262065
WHERE DOSE DESE GREEBILIN GIB GOMMIN FROM?
>>
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>>134261892
well much of rsg plays dota 2 so yes.
>>
>>134261938
If this was fucking TI, with the New York Philharmonic playing brand new compelling themes to amp the last series having done an intro at the start of the event sure. But this is fucking shanghai which has been an absolute disgrace and which everyone will remember for being such a fiasco. Playing the damn menu music which every person that has played dota over 500 times means jack shit.
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>>134262002
>>
Pitlord?
>>
>>134261938
I just prefer "who gives a shit what nogamers think of us and our tournaments" to "WE NEED TO BE A LEGITIMATE SPORT GUYS"
>>
>>134262106
that percussionist can fondle my balls any day
>>
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conductor hero when
>>
maybe they will play John Cage's 3:22
>>
>>134262085
dude, literally every chinese kid masters the piano at age 5 it'll be alright,
>>
>>134261848
PPD got outdrafted and Sumail already stuck playing a stupid zeus pick got bottle sniped.
>>
>>134262152
all orchestras have pianos

its like how all rappers have big gold chains
>>
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>>134261970
bravo, anon.
>>
>>134262086
But it is. I enjoy listening to orchestral music, in fact I donate yearly to the local orchestra.
>>
ball shaking production
>>
SPECIAL PIANO GUEST IS ELTON JOHN
>SPECIAL PIANO GUEST IS ELTON JOHN
SPECIAL PIANO GUEST IS ELTON JOHN
>SPECIAL PIANO GUEST IS ELTON JOHN
SPECIAL PIANO GUEST IS ELTON JOHN
>SPECIAL PIANO GUEST IS ELTON JOHN
>>
>LIVE ORCHESTRA IS SO HORRIBLE HURR BLURR

jesus fuck i'm embarrassed for you guys
>>
>>134262114
>They do a duet


This call for a certain finesse....
>>
This is actually pretty cool good job Valve
>>
>>134261983
tfw this trick actually worked
>>
>2GD enters the stadium and starts playing the piano and then he announces the two teams
>>
>Special Guest
>Pianist

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
IT'S
ANDY SALAD
>>
is arteezy ragequitting EG again?
>>
>>134262207
Sena is the cutest and best girl
>>
>PLAYING THE SAME FUCKING SONG A THIRD TIME

T H I R D
H
I
R
D

T I M E
I
M
E

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
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L I Q U I D
I
Q
U
I
D
>>
>>134262106

>those glasses
goming
>>
>>134261992
>>134261927
>>
JJ Lin is going to jump on the piano after this. This is better than deadmau5 at least, it's pretty good.
>>
>>134262190
That's Hao, faggot
>>
>>134262083
>tfw contemplating whether to travel to Split or not to watch the dotapit LAN
>>
>>134262232

RTC? Shanghai Major?
>>
pls leave gulag if you cant enjoy this redditurds
>>
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when was arc warden released
>>
>>134261970
He has three drums of endurance
>>
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my fkn boner right now tho
>>
If you want proof that /d2g/ is now 90% underage arteezy dicksuckers with ADD this thread is it.
>>
>>134260991
L M A O
>>
>>134262237
Any takers on the next team he cripples?
>>
>>134262237
>leaves EG
>for Secret

It's pottery
>>
>>134262232
SING ME THE SONG

OF THE PIANO MAN

SING ME THE SONG TONIGHT
>>
This is cool and all but why menu music. Id rather hear something i havenr heard a million times alreadyy
>>
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>yfw the piano player is Dendi
>>
PLEASE GO GAMES
>>
>>134262303
The dude next to her is pretty cutie as well :3
>>
>ppd drafting
>sumail playing like a 3k shitter
>picking sven against NP that many fucking times
>>
>>134262301
this is actually the hottest she has ever looked in her entire life.

imagine your ropey loads crossing those braids.
>>
That violin player is fucking cuuuuute.
>>
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The orhcestra idea is very nice I have to say
>>
>>134262203
>chinese kids
>thinking i give a fuck about chink kits

Elton John and Billy Joel are the only good piano men.
That is a fact.
Maybe Elton John will start playing and tupac will come out

thats the only way this could possibly besaved
>>
>>134262220

It's probably good for the live audience, but for us watching on streams it's basically just listening to the soundtrack.
>>
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>>134262092
>complaining about the time on a fucking saturday night
is mommy going to scold you if you stay up too late?
>>
Fucking orchestra band, that perfect use of "tempo controls" holy shit, is this the actual win condition to win the majors?
>>
The flying fuck. Why the fuck do i wanna hear the same shit i've been hearing for 4000 hours. Fuck this.
>>
>let's play the most dramatic, significant pieces of music from our game
>it's nothing but menu music
>>
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>>134262267
>>
DRUMS A SHIT

AAAAA SHIIIIIIT
>>
>CAMERAMAN KEEPS FOCUSING ON THE SAME QT
>>
>>134261848
Liquid got completely destroyed the first game, until it came to one fight
EG five man wipes them and pushes into rax
They get a tower, MindControl takes their rax when they aren't looking
Then it's a repeat of that Secret game when they think beating LD = blowing all their ults on the bear

Two completely bullshit first hit entangles force BKB use out on fear enigma and artour sven, they die in the next fight because no bkb and liquid have bear + np so they just rax them

Game two ppd fucks up the draft and liquid just kill them

Despite a completely dominated game artour played really well both times, getting a decent radiance time despite shit game and a nice tower deny while roshing using a HotD centaur

Also np counters sven because sprout, artour will be having nightmares
>>
This song would be cool if we hadn't listened to it for 1k+ hours
>>
>>134262335
IF THERE'S ONE DOTA PLAYER THAT CAN PLAY ANYTHING

IT'S MUSHI
>>
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>this is a thing
>>
Is this the first time China did something right in this tournament?
>>
>>134262232
if only ;_;
>>
>>134262410
What else is there...?
>>
>>134262301
after frankenfurter
>>
>>134262439
>>134262439
NEW
>>
Wait a second...

Is there even a Dota theme that uses the Piano?
>>
>9/10 accepted
>>
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>>134262194
What if his spells controlled the in-game music?
>>
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING VIDEO JAMES?

YOU TOLD ME THERE WERE GOING TO BE VIDEO JAMES
>>
>>134262369
I'm more curious as to why he didn't fucking ban np after getting shit on by it so often.

My guess for the last game was his thought process was to counter rat with rat by going naga, but everything went straight to hell almost instantly for that to even remotely seem like a good idea.
>>
>>134262320
Complexity or Cloud9
>>
>>134262369
Picking SVEN wasn't the problem, the problem was never fuckign god damn keeping a quelling or making a BF for the sprout

It was ridiculous
>>
>>134262301
how does sheever not know that you don't wear a black skirt and black blouse that aren't a set/have different textures & sheens?

like...i'm a guy...and i'm not remotely gay (I promise) and I understand this about fashion. what you'd typically wear with that skirt is a lined/striped black and white top or a white top, you could even go with something with black or lined lapels etc

i mean come the fuck on sheever, jesus. or is it just because she's dutch?
>>
>>134262301
I disagree wholeheartedly
>>
>>134261014
MUH 3 MILLIAN PRODUCTION VALUE.... NICE TOURNEY DOTURDS
>>
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That guy is pretty cute
>>
>PIANO MAN
>A CHINESE PERSON

TOP WEW
>>
>>134262263

... uh
.... dotards?
>>
I didn't know Merlini knew how to play the piano
>>
yi ling ling shiet?
>>
who?
>>
>>134261848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1HHVtLdEH4
>>
>reddit hates sumail now

LMAO
>>
>>134262068
He need specific items for sven, it's up to Universe and Fear to work together to get rid of the trees and make room for RTZ

PPD drafted like shit. Rtz was the only good thing about EG this tournament.
>>
>Dream about waking up and seeing liquid beat eg 2-0.
>Wake up and see that it really happened.
Feels good famillia.
>>
is that sing sing on the piano
>>
>>134262481
the new music pack with the TA set
>>
The piano has come, and he is delivering.
>>
Bretty gud piece.
>>
8 0 0 0 MATCHMAKING POINTS PIANIST
0
0
0
>>
What is this music?

If there's anything new it indicates a new mode or event
>>
>>134262541
>Building BF on Sven likes it's a pub
>having a QB taking a slot at 40 mins
Can you fucking stop being shit,
>>
Is that JJ Lin?
>>
>>134262452
is that bulldog?

he looks even more fat than before what the hell
>>
>>134262502
What I dont get is why he constantly picked fucking sven. Why didn't they run two cores. Why did they keep forcing RTZ to hard carry when he probably has the biggest hero pool of any player on EG
>>
Okay, that was bretty good.
>>
>>134262795
who?
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damn piano man got swagger
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>>134262727
And it's pretty good.
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>>134262795
Should I know who JJ Lin is?
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which is the bigger upset?

eg getting BTFO or Mcgregor getting BTFO?
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>>134262795
yes.
same haricut as always
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wow JJ Lin is super cute
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is this shit really a playback?
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>>134262830
because badPuppey drafter like shit this major
>durr lets not ban np
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what the fuck is this
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I dont know who he is, but I like this guy.
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>he speaks English too
Aww neato
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holy shit valve spent alot of money to fly out Tommy Tallarico
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>megahouse
I like him
>>
GAMING
AND
MUSIC
MEGAHOUSE
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>some of the dota music is apparently composed by tommy tallarico

who the fuck knew? Valve really knows where to find quality. Guy is about as legendary as a non japanese music composer gets, in case some of you dont know who he is
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gotta say this violin guy is pretty hot
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>>134263078

famous chinese artist.
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>>134263093
WHY DOES TOMMY SOUND LIKE BULLDOG FFFFF
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who the hell is this guy? and where's the game?
>>
why do they always have to be so insencere
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>>134263089
Oh joy. they spent a lot of money to fly out a minor celebrity for a 10 minute scene...

Instead of hiring another programmer or artist to move forward on content...
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>shu shu shu shu shu shuuuuuu
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>>134261579
Yeah next ti faggot
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>Tommy almost forgetting JJ's name
Laughing out loud
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what a god damn waste of time
>>
I think JJ is my new husbando.
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>>134263004
I like how he kept picking Nyx and DS and literally nobody on EG was doing anything except arteezy. Also ppd can literally only play 2 heroes.
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>>134262551
She used to be a "he"
Which explain the fashion sense.
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>>134263146
Just googled him. Actually he is singaporean which explains the english.
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FUCKING CHINKS THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY ANIME FILLER EVER.
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>>134263234
this story is not meant to be read aloud
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>they're setting up the tempo for the GF with these drums
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whats the name of this chinese song thats playing, fucking love that shit
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>In December 2010, Tallarico announced that he had become a vegan
>In a 2012 interview, Tallarico stated that he had never used alcohol, tobacco, or any other recreational drugs in his entire life

And you expect me to like this guy?
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>>134263392
typical otaku
>>
>JJ Lin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JJ_Lin
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>>134261927

>guy in glasses on far left
>4.5 gpa
>math olympian
>EECS / BioE double major
>professional violinist on the side
virgin, no one cares

>liu kang in middle
>10 years learning to fly in shaolin temple
>traditional tai-chi and kung-fun master
>able to jump walls and channel the spirit force
>professional violinist on the side
monk, no one cares

>girl
>qt
omg omg omg omg, mai waifu
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>>134261764
HURR... DURR.... IM OLD IM BETTER THEN YOU UNDERAGE 4CHIN SHITPOSTER FUCK OFF AUTIST FAGGOT
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>>134263221
>a minor celebrity
I bet your father's balls hadn't produced semen yet when Earthworm Jim came out
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>>134263503
>>
fucking INDIANS!?
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>tfw i am so fucking embarassed by malaysian/singaporean english
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>jj lin
i would desu
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>>134263454
NO DRUGS!
NO ALCOHOL!
NO CIGARETTES!
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>>134263454

>disliking someone for making good life decisions


NO ALCOHOL
NO DRUGS
NO SMOKING
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>>134263559
>getting butthurt about truth.
Tommy is a minor celebrity, dude. He's David Allan Grier tier. He's one of those 'everybody knows him in the industry' types that no one cares about outside, or only gives a passing acknowledgement.

In otherwords, women won't have story sex with him.
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>Halal

DAFUQ? I thought Malaysia is chink country????????
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>>134263758
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>>134263714
>not having more fun is a good life decision
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WORTH THE WAIT
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>meepo cosplaying group
Be still, my beating heart.
>>
Dibs on the middle meepo
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CRINGE DANCE
>>
>>
I want to fuck middle meepo
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>wake up
>kuro 2 0 uzbek
>ctrl+f
>honeypot
oh god, i love this americuck damagecontrol posting.
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>dancing to epic sax guy
why do i hate normies
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this fucking shit beats every animeposter ever.
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Fear Universe Arteezy Zai Miracle
>>
REMINDER THAT MVP IS THE ONLY TEAM THAT HAS DEFEATED SECRET
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>>134264136
>2 pakis yet again
shitskin dota please go
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someone post a webm of those meepos NOW
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>>134264136
Miracle isn't a ganker, he's a ricer, he'd be filling the same role as rtz.
>>
you retards realise theres a new thread, yes?

>>134262439
>>134262439
>>134262439
>>134262439
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>w33 meepo in the grand finals

A man can hope
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>>134264136
Fear Universe Rtz Sumail Aui
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>>134264136
>Fear universe ppd sumail anyonebutRTZ
TI winner right there
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>>134264603
>ppd and sumail

kek
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man this stadium is dead.
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>>134264025
Only people posting honeypot are just shitposting.

Was all round dog shit drafts and performance from EG.
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>>134263884
>being such a boring, miserable fuck that you need alcohol or drugs to have/be fun
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>>134263884
>DUDE WEED LMAO
ok sumail you muslim fuck
>>
>>134263884
Lol you dont need drugs or alcohol to have sex with girls.
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>>134264761
>both TI winners
kek
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>>134266336
>ti winner picks pugna and gets sent to lower bracket
meanwhile the real ti winner heads on to finals
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>>134264136
that team would crash so hard. it has no captain.
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