Norness Edition
Old >>148698567
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
NORNFU PLS POST ASS WEBMS WHILE THERE'S TIME
GIVE ME THE NORN WEBMS
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
FUCK JUGG
FUCK BUMPS
ITS NORNTIME
>she's probably asleep
this is all I have
>>148847949
>>148847949
I've got
>>148848090
>>148848145
The bubble meme was promising, but it didn't last very long on the thread, I need to learn how to do this.
>>148848237
kek
>>148848237
>>148848362
FUCK OFF DINNY, YOU CONSTANTLY REMIND ME OF FLUUSI
>>148848362
It will become porn soon enough anyway
Real waifu hoursCat hat ear physics are so cute <3
>>148848968
it looks like you threw up...
>>148849303
God damnit now I can't unsee that ;_;
Stupid fucking speed boost
>>148849584
its I just dont want you to be sick :(
*pats cute*
c:
>>148849676
Don't worry anon, I don't really get sick much! <3
I appreciate the concern tho~
nth for finding hope in a HOPEless world.
>>148850167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av1BYTlm6Cw&list=PLfIOwpMp6aIUWzmJN3JK6V882c1m_jTrQ&index=24
i love you snufflefu, and i hope you're having a really cute and comfy evening...
>>148848510
they aren't even that similar. different hair, eyes, ears, sense of fashion, etc.
>>148850601
she still reminds me of fluusi F-FUCK OFF
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>148852940
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.
>>148852940
all these guilds are bullshit and dead, ignore this post
>>148852986
>>148852940
kek, just woke up you cEUck? bet you're also a neet
Are there any newbie friendly guilds that /tg/ can recommend? Preferably that aren't on Tarnished Coast since that world is constantly full
![OyY4yUT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UqLXT9Z.png "OyY4yUT[1].png")
>>148852940
all those guilds have been dead for months anon
not sure why you need us to keep reminding you
>he's still posting that guild pasta thing
simple memes amuse simple minds
>>148853601
this cuck advertises guilds that would probably reject him is the sad part
>>148853598
HOPE and FUN in the OP, both can give advice, but they mostly do endgame content. Being on TC only matters for WvW, which only some do anyway, it's not worth passing a guild over for.
Otherwise just lookup "tts gw2 guild" or something, it's a big guild with randoms.
Good job HOPE, like clockwork as always
>>148850449
Aw thanks Comf <3
I'm trying!
And failing ;-;"
>>148853806
these are FUN hours senpai, dont be retarded. too late if you posted this >>148852940
epic list tho
>>148853943
FUN is dead and it's almost 1pm on HOPE hours.
Chop chop HOPE call in the entite defnse force.
>>148853806
>>148854128
>implying baiting replies from HOPE is actually a challenge
guess you are missing the point where HOPE is trying to help newfags out, regardless of shitposting
you realize that you are being validated by the people you shitpost about, and its the only reason you probably still post here?
HOPE will ALWAYS reply to bait about HOPE, if you haven't figured that out after being replied to for months.....
wew lad never thought I'd encounter someone with such a low understanding of 4chan that they don't know how shitposting and replying to shitposting works on a metacognitive level
>>148853943
Not the one posting those senpai, but seeing the same chain of
>>148852940
>>148853261
>>148853316
>>148853601
appear multiple times in every thread is fun to look at, someone somewhere is always ready to defend their guild
>>148854128
kek we're literally discussing the game in guildchat, FUN isnt dead, you have an obtuse train of thought Owl
>>148854274
>someone somewhere is always ready to defend their guild
who would have thought?
its like I'm surrounded by retards, who think pressing a button and getting a candy everytime, is the equivalent to shitposting
>>148854293
>>148854217
HOPE and FUN defense forces activate!
>>148854293
this is bara post
>>148854575
nothing to add to that? just saying 'defense force' ?
>>148854575
that entire phrasing is so common it doesnt have meaning senpai, this is just low-effort shitposting and you're getting called out for it.
>>148854658
anon we just went over this
baiting guilds isn't creative shitposting at all, all you have to do is just say something negative about the guild and then you get replies, baiting actual people now thats hard
I started the hope has no good toons meme
AMA
I forced the HOPE has no good toons meme for fun so it would become a common meme, ask me anything
>>148855157
Fuck off drosera it's my turn in the lime light
>>148855259
you gotta force what you start, otherwise someone will cuck you
>>148855320
I can tell you know from experiencesorry
>>148855157
>>148855074
why can't HOPE post a single good toon?
>>148855446
so many of my memes lost to the ether from not forcing them hard or deep enough
>>148855512
They don't teach fashion 101 until after clearing raid wing 1
>>148855512
well you see, all you have to do is post
>hpoe cant post el good toonie
then you get replies, like >>148854867 said
pretty simple familiamos
hope that clears things up :)
>>148855663
you didn't answer my question
>>148855765
oh right sorry, they can't post one because you don't want one, or you just have different taste from them
but to be honest, i think most are just ignoring you cause people have already replied to you, and you just keep trying to post this over and over again to get a reply or rise out of HOPEfriends or something
plus it feels less legitimate trying to justify how your characters look to someone who wont even post their own, so another reason why people are hesitant, its really easy to just say "thats ugly" and then repeat yourself and say "Hoppes still gontts not toons"
>>148855512
They had people with good looking characters before, but those people already left the guild/game. It's impossible with the current HOPE.
>>148856872
Those gloves are garbage. Who the fuck thought that design looked good?
>>148856872
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLESS YOU FOR DELICIOUS ASS WEBM, FUCKIN DELIVERED NORNFU
>>148856951
SHUT THE fuck UP YOU LITTLE SHIT, STOP TLAKING LIKE A QUEER
>omg those gloves are like so bad, ew yuck
fuck off.
rate my build
>>148857683
>no frenzy
>>148857343
no u
Justify that shit: we got some big fucking carry handle on one hand, just the right size to snag doorknobs and chair-backs and whatever the fuck else. On the other, you have some snaggle-tooth little pissant blade to small to do anything but look like a hot mess. Unfuck yourself and those ass-tier gloves.
>>148857683
Gw1 icons were so good
>>148847604
ded game
>>148859583
best meme
>>148856872
goddess pls sit on my face
>>148856951
fuck u I think they look good on her, fuck off fluusi you gaylord fashion twink boy go lick a chode
>mfw that lonely cuck is now bumping the other thread by pretending to reply to himself to come up with things to say
o lawdy l-o-l
>>148860836
>>148859583
Basically this, some of the devs made it into the skill icons for GW1. Would you like a picture of Angel for the Headbutt skill, following on that principle?
>>148863020
i'm going to bump that thread just to spite you
>>148863020
careful you'll hurt his fragile ego
pic related when he doesnt get his way
I want a futa norn to erp with
>>148863680
have fun lmao, you act like I haven't jacked off to these pictures already
>>148847949
>>148848090
>>148848145
>>148848237
What a blessed thread, finally came in to something good. Please continue to post norn throughout the day, thanks.
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/meet-the-new-voice-of-the-male-charr-player-character/
>>148865931
I ain't doing it all day for free goy, it's time to pay up for posting.
![l8WpzYe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MyeRaOA.png "l8WpzYe[1].png")
>>148863745
now its pic related
I wish you had to be over 18 to browse this site
>tfw you're now going for a seventh one just because not seeing everything maxed out in the map tickles your autism
how many times have you suffered through this /gw2g/?
>>148866938
>>148866625
doing god's work.
>>148866960
0
I'm not autistic.
>>148866946
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>148867580
like some kid who is literally bumping an imagedead thread to get this one deleted, out of spite to the gw2g community, is going to close the browser because of that rule?
>>148867754
Mods do ban underage posters, as long as you can prove it.
>>148866146
I miss her too Anon
>>148867754
>i dont like thing, pls stop
>>148869061
I don't like sitting in a thread where I cant post images for 250 more posts but pic related, thanks to this autistic anon bumping this thread, then deleting the posts, which ended up getting the new general deleted, yet here we are
all because anon is socially retarded and cant handle his ego being hurt, thinking its a "waste of time" for us to talk about the game uninhibited by a imagelimit for a couple hours, all because it could be deleted in the end
which happened because this image filled general was being bumped by him until the other thread got deleted by mods
so I don't see his point, or why he did this, besides something immature like
>lol see I told u so
>>148869061
>>148869142
this was copy pasted from the other thread, but I'm with that anon, you have to be pretty retarded to justify sitting in a general where you hit the imagelimit because a furry spammed it with charr pictures
the only person who would justify that is the person who spammed them
I'm glad we have this thread so we can post more nornfu. There's just never enough!
>>148869356
Same-poster bumps don't normally move a thread up, so that's a reasonable assumption.
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/gw2/All-about-the-aesthetics
Haven't played since HoT came out and turned out to be shit, what changed since then?
>>148869061
are you actually retarded
>>148866146
Welp. Time to play humans.
>>148863942
You'd be broken
>>148871095
AIDS
>>148871818
>100 posts in 6 hours
>it's all just shitposting
Can you fucks try to at least talk about the game
>>148866960
I can relate, probably like 10 times
>>148874262
ok
>>148869981
What are you talking about, anyone who is isn't the OP can bump the thread unrestricted.
>>148877360
I'm a huge fan of your work please teach me the norness jiggle walk
>>148877676
press w
>>148877360
Unsheathe weapon, strafe left and right, stop and let them bounce. Do that.
post sluts
>>148879378
Cute humanboysin cute dresses!
>>148879865
So if I like Greatsword vosially. am I just stuck playing Warrior unless I want to be shit?
How many active members does HOPE have? A lot of guilds advertise 100+ members but its only like 10 online at any given moment.
>>148882723
all of HOPEs members are always active because they're no life meme spouters
>>148882723
Honestly I just like to meme, I don't play anymore.
So what's a good way to get fractal relic? Trying to get the backpiece. People said to buy the fractal boxes but I blew 5g on those and only got 5 relics.
>>148887120
5g is nothing at all.
>>148887120
farm fractal 40
>>148887120
Do not ever listen to those people again
>>148887505
this
>when the new thread is more dead than the old one
>tfw no raid squad to fuck you numb
>>148893592
>not pairing with 1 mcharr at time
sluuuuut
Who the hell keeps bumping the old thread
Stop it anon, please, there's no need for it <3
>>148894410
You have to distract them with erp snufflefu. I believe in you so dont let us down.
>>148894410
I'll stop if you agree to suck my futadick.
>>148894410
>>148895170
>>148895191
DO WHAT HE SAYS SNUFFLEFU
YOU CAN END THIS
>the mcharr voice change is permanent
fucking rip
>>148895170
>>148895191
>>148895770
I-I dunno guys I can't just erp in a thread like that
So I may come back to GW2 after a long long time. I quit around 3 months after release.
How are greatswords warriors?
Mesmers?
Mass pvp/sieges?
>>148896281
GS Warrior is still good in PvE. GS+Axe/Shield Warrior is okay in PvP but it's outclassed by its condi equivalent, Mace/Shield + Longbow.
Mesmers are huge fags. Utility bots in PvE, assholes in PvP.
WvW is dead unless you're a casual that just wants to gank people or follow aimless zergs.
>>148896281
I'm assuming you don't have the expansion and you only wanted to know about pvp/wvw, if this is the case then don't bother because you need the expansion to stand a chance in these gamemodes.
>>148896392
>WvW
oh...that was my favorite part. Shame.
Any new support classes?
>>148896628
eh I buy the expansion if i get back to the game, guessing it's not that much by now
>>148899223
>eh I buy the expansion if i get back to the game, guessing it's not that much by now
>guessing it's not that much by now
heheeheHAHAHAHH
PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Pls no <3
