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Best girl. Edition
old: >>148808698
Largest breasts
Most Busted and Bustiest
also verycute!
>play LMAOI
>god tier in lane, fall off outside it anyway
How do I play her correctly?
>>148840993
Very delicious
>>148841026
sit in the jungle trying to bait them into close quarters while they ignore you and take your nexus
>>148841051
Jurassic Cho is a good skin and you suck at Cho if you disagree
What do you build when the other team has a heavy mixed damage comp? Health?
>mfw I've actually watched youtube videos and took a shit in the time i've been in queue and I still havent found a game
>its a fucking normal
Just end me, like they ended this game.
Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.
>>148841198
Infinity Edges
>>148841026
>take bandit mastery
>get first blood because you're Illaoi
>rush youmuu's into TF then build tank
>split push all day like a more obnoxious Tryndamere
>use GB active + sheen procs to push turrets down, Q clears oncoming waves in one hit
>assuming you're ahead (which you should be save for botlane feeding) nobody can fight you
>>148840253
Let me preface this by saying Ashe IS strong as fuck. She is easily #2 AD carry right now, maybe even #1 in competitive, but I'm talking mainly about solo here.
Ashe dips in winrate in diamond because the higher the elo the faster-paced the games become. Whereas silver-gold games very usually go into mid/lategame because players don't know very well how to drive advantages, in diamond small advantages get pushed very hard and overall the games become super snowbally. This is a huge advantage for Jhin because Jhin is an arpen user. Ashe goes Reaver -> Runaan -> IE whereas Jhin goes GB -> Draktharr -> RFC. Both at the 1 and 2 item marks Jhin will be significantly stronger than Ashe, and Jhin 20-25 minutes in can easily be rocking some 40+ arpen with 300 AD which makes him absolutely DEMOLISH anything that appears in front of him.
On top of this in diamond people naturally become better at dodging arrows (and players become better at landing them as well) but uptime-wise Jhin's engage is on a much shorter cooldown. Jhin's threat range is massive, if Jhin is in a 2400 radius from you he can absolutely fucking ruin your day if somebody clips you with some damage because then you HAVE to dodge the 1.75s root or you're fucked. Ashe has the same and with a longer threat range, but on a much bigger cooldown (until she finishes her core build and is rocking 40% CDR and spamming arrows on a 50s CD, which is one of the reasons she's so incredibly good now).
Jhin puts a lot of pressure and can zone teamfights and dives solely by ulting and using his W. He is actually really damn safe due to how big his range is (further proved by the fact only Sivir - the carry with the best defensive -spell in the game and Ezreal beat him for lowest average deaths per game).
So tl;dr: higher elo games are faster paced -> arpen builds are amazing and long-range, low cooldown engage pushes leads HARD.
>>148841051
You can't eat sonayou'll gain so much weight
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
Can you get placed into diamond now?
>>148841436
maybe if you were really high in the last season?
>>148841436
Plat is the highest.
why is braum so terrible
>>148841436
Highest you can get placed from first 10 games is plat 1
>>148841607
he literally carried a game I was just in
Went from S4 - G3 in 2 weeks playing only support Blitz. Now for the last 40 games i'm still G3. Thought the quality of games would be better in Gold, but it's LITERALLY just Silver trash.
Almost gave up entirely playing support a few games ago when the retard team manage to throw the easiest game. Please tell me at least in Plat you get less dumb fucks.
>>148841026
bait baron so you can fight them in their jungle
post your top row
>>148841316
Junk food and sweets tend to have that effect on the body.
>>148841097
Oh hell yeah, everyone knows that dinosaurs are the best.
>>148841607
>try to play adc
>braum gets near you
>die
haha fun
>>148841678
why do autistic kids love dinosaurs so much
>>148841660
plat is literally the worst elo
no other elo will so reliably break your spirit like plat
>>148841660
Play an actual role and stop relying on being carried
Post your champion.
Post your theme for that champion.Tell us a secret about yourself.
>>148841681
braum is incredibly telegraphed, dying to him means you are bad
>>148841792
i agree that he's super telegraphed but come on, dodging his Q pre boots isn't a cakewalk
>>148841671
>>148841767
Akali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rDhMMVai7II don't think I've ever really had a friend, and at this point I don't even know how to make one
>>148841792
except you're almost guaranteed to be stunned if he touches you
>>148841767
God ever since you posted this the other day I've been watching everything about Lord Dominator.
She reminds me of Undyne in that image and that midriff is doing mad things to my dick.
* ᴮᵘᵗ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃᵐᵉ
TEN
E
N
BANS
A
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S
WHEN?
H
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Ashe gutting when shes fucking overpowered and has way too much movespeed for an AD carry
>>148842073
>[fotm adc] gutting when?
>>148841767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1GN93-f96w
I want my mom back
>>148842231
What happened to your mom?
>>148842231
fuck off t
Are there any specific sites or videos that maybe give more up to date in-depth explanatiions and guides to the overal game and maybe specific champions too? I'm starting to "kindof" get it, but there's obviously tons of stuff I can't know about yet, and I keep finding a lot of old stuff that's probably not really relevant now.
>>148842073
she literally has the lowest base movespeed possible
>accept the queue
>You have declined
do i need to hit a cheat code or some shit
I need some other opinions here, lolgen
Urgot is my go-to laner for top and mid, and he got me out of low silver, but I have been climbing because I have been playing support most of the time. If i ever decide to play past Gold 5 when i get there (and i will, shit's piss easy), should I just stay playing support?
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=xonian
Riven has to have the most dysfunctional kit in the game
She doesn't even feel like a champion before 40% CDR. And at 40% CDR she's retarded as fuck.
>>148842478
dont play support until maybe D3
dont play support at all to be honest, especially not solo
>>148842249
she died last month and now i am alone
>Riot didn't nerf GP into absolute irrelevance
Badass nun champ when?
>>148842629
According to Riot it's totally fine that he has had these stats for maybe 10 patches already.
Luckily his banrate is steadily rising. Fuck cancerpirate.
>>148841767
Sion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjlBMl6f3hUI always try to find a reason to hate things that are/were popular, even if they are good.
>>148842690
Just ban him with your three bans.
>>148842514
all resourceless champions are cancer, period.
>>148842690
The same people refused to nerf Zed and Fiora for 6 months so it's not really a surprise is it?
>jungler asks for pull
>give him 3 autoattacks when i could've easily done 4
>>148842478
Dont bother asking other to tell you what to play, play what works for you.
>>148840924
Check on armaa, that guy here?
>>148842860
>Jungler wants a leash.
>Do way more than necessary and make him freak out with pings about his late smite.
>thirsty
>reach for cup
>no water
every FUCKING time
Good afternoon lolgen! Hope you have a nice day!
>>148842860
>eventually you lose the game
>>148842541
where do you live ill come cuddle with you
My computer is kinda bad so I wanna end games early. How would I go about doing this? How do I push an advantage? If I'm really fed and I think we can win a team fight should I just ping spam mid and try to force this bitch open without worrying about side lanes?
>azir """"mains""""
>>148842923
>leash red for jung as dar or twitch
>walk away
>seconds later red buff suddenly appears on me
So, the enemy picked Nami and I don't like playing Vel'koz support against healers...
I will say this about Gold over Silver... It's SO much more satisfying to play Braum support.
>>148842998
>tfw all the azir mains moved to viktor now
FeelsBadMan
>>148842998
I hope he stays there for a long while while Riot thinks of a rework.
>>148843067
Additionally, what do you guys think? Should I put a burly and manly level 6 Braum on my screen?
>>148843035
Pure Satan Tier right there, my man.
Why does GP E do more things than some champion's entire kits?
>>148842541
Anon ;_;
Im sorry for your loss
>>148843340
Because barrels are the most powerful weapons in Runeterra (see old Gragas).
>>148842541
It's never gonna be the same again, just don't give up like I never give up in league
>>148843460
Holy shit... what if the proc'd one another like Twitch and Cassiopeia?
>Gragas gets healing off his passive.
>Gangplank gets MS.
>>148843340
what are you talking about anon it doesn't do that mu-
>chained aoe
>crit
>slow
>arpen
>plunder
>bonus champ damage
never mind...
Who here plays on LAN? I don't know fucking Spanish and it's boring talking to myself. Just finished my placements so if you're around my rank and want to queue, let me know.
>>148843572
why the fuck would anybody do that
>>148843536
It's also FREE and resets your passive as well as giving you a speed boost!
>>148843536
and you still forgot
>movespeed proc
>passive reset
>no manacost
>>148843607
I moved one of my accounts there since the server was in Florida and I lived in Florida at the time and only had DSL, so it made my lag somewhat bearable. Now, the account is there and I feel like huehuehue'ing on people to see how racists they are against Brazilians.
>>148842541
You deserve loneliness though. Reap what you sow. Besides she hated you.
>>148841660
>>148841734
>no other elo will so reliably break your spirit like plat
>i am finally out of that shithole
>mfw when I hit diamond 5 last week
>>148843676
i know
>>148843536
>>148843645
So, what you're saying is... I should play him support?
>What if relic proc'd with barrels?
Finally got a chance to try out that new Irelia skin. God damn is she fucking fun.
Also, shoutouts to lvl 7 vayne, god bless, I hope she caught that charmander or whatever the fuck it was.
Is going guinsoo second still how it works on irelia? Or is blade like I did or something else better?
>>148843680
if you thought plat was soul-crushing you're in for a wild ride...
>>148843676
what an asshole
>>148841660
I'm doing this but using Vel'koz support. If you don't meme your way to Plat you did it wrong. :^)
>tfw practicing jungle in normals also
remember when 3-barrel cap would kill gangplank
or when trinity changes would kill gp
or when plunder nerf would kill gp
or when ult cd increase would kill gp
or when the health nerf would kill gp
or when no mana refund on parrley would kill gp
there is no killing such a busted kit
>>148841660
Plat is worse trust me. I spent 300 games in gold last season and the 70 or so I've spent in plat have been a much worse experience.
I keep seeing people saying their normal queue times are long as fuck but for me and the people I play with they haven't changed much in 2 years.
Even in low diamond i don't get queues longer than 2 minutes.
>>148843813
It's because they have skewed MMR or they're a really high elo (which is a self-fulfilling prophecy because those smurfing shit-fucks abandoned their own division).
>>148843763
fuck no
diamond is so much better than plat especially after you get past the diamond 5 barrier
plat made me want to kill myself
>>148843743
guinsoo is pretty much only worth jack shit on kog and even then barely
>>148843810
Lost a landslide match last night because their GP got a one-shot barrel on our ADC. Granted, it was his fault for not letting anyone facecheck but still.
>>148843763
>he thinks I want anything more than welfare diamond
I have no motivation to grind for masters ,my autism is not high enough.With a diamond loading screen,I can play meme champs and meme builds and noone can criticize me.
>>148843775
>>148843704
You're both here. You're terrible human beings. You're the worst of the worst. You're deserving of your lot in life because there's only karma in this world and the universe only moves based on what we put out into it.
>>148843763
not that guy, but diamond V is heaven compared to plat
plat V is literally hell and all who dwell there are beings of pure malice
>>148842690
>>148842629
>Anything ever having a positive win rate is bad
>>148843885
>diamond is so much better than plat especially after you get past the diamond 5 barrier
>plat made me want to kill myself
It's funny but I've noticed that all tiers have a division 5 problem where people act especially stupid.
>>148843960
>you're both here, terrible human brings
I'm tired of this "le 4chan is where the bad people end up xddd" meme. At this rate 4chan is as much of a normie site as reddit has been such for several years.
>>148844009
when you pay to get boosted to a division, you get boosted to gold/plat/diamond V
>>148844009
5th divisions is where boosted/lucky shitters fall and can't get demoted from because you have to fuck up REALLY REALLY hard to drop to a lower metal
Am I going to make it?
>>148842923
You don't share exp though so why would that matter?
>>148843939
>I have no motivation to grind for masters ,my autism is not high enough.
"anyone lower than me is shit, anyone higher has autism"
>With a diamond loading screen,I can play meme champs and meme builds and noone can criticize me.
lmao, when you're diamond you get criticized all the time in normal games, every silver fuck will be ready to scream "BOOSTED TRASH" as soon as you die.
>>148842629
>>148842690
>>148842842
>>148842850
>>148843810
>mfw when gp main
>70% winrate in ranked
Delicious tears
>>148844009
yeah because that's where people get happy with what they are and stop bothering to climb
but for plat it's pure garbage throughout, diamond is not perfect (especially since most diamond players think they're the next faker) but at least they're decent and coordinate
the amount of "I DIED TOP GANK ME OR I AFK" "im tilted open mid" "i dont' give a fuck this X is cancer" bullshit i've seen in plat is enough to stop a train
>>148844130
>Implying I'm not playing him all the time as well
>>148844121
It's not about the xp anon. It's about the message and savoring his FEAR. (Then I call him toxic for pinging so much, too.)
>>148844007
Sona is totally fine too. She only has a positive winrate, after all.
>>148843810
Now you can see just how shit Raise Morale was after all those nerfs.
>>148842690
Janna has been at ~53% for years now and no one cares.
Why are leblanc players always throwing
>>148844186
but it literally makes no difference to him you're just wasting your own time
>>148844249
No, because Sona has nearly double the play rate and a 60% win rate. Sona is demonstrably oppressive.
>>148844257
It's funny because after all it was Riot having zero hindsight.
GP had some of the highest base stats in the game. Even with one entirely worthless skill he still saw play before they gutted everything.
So they went to rework him. And they removed this worthless skill and gave him probably the best base skill in the game. Then improved his ult and made it much more reliable and upgradable. And then they didn't touch anything else about him.
So they created a fucking abomination. And now, even after like 5 nerfs, he's still a fucking abomination.
>tfw wanted to play League later today but instead decided to protest for BLM and against Drumpf later at the RNC
It's for a good cause at least. Get those fuckers out of my Cleveland.
>>148844337
assassins are prone to throwing because they always feel stronger than they are so they go in 1v3 and die constantly
>>148844338
You'd be surprised. :^)
>>148844267
Except she really doesn't.
>>148844347
Sona is hotfix worthy right now.
Doesn't make GP fair tho.
Though to be honest GP is not a problem below diamond (maybe because all GP mains are diamond due to learning to play such a busted sack of bullshit).
GP banrate spikes to like 16-20% in diamond, while being almost not banned at all in the lower tiers.
>>148844128
>"anyone lower than me is shit, anyone higher has autism"
That's not what I said.You can't deny that masters have the tendency to play thousands of rankeds on smurf/boosts.Or a immense one trick ponies.I don't want to commit the time anymore to get a higher ranked,yeah I mean I could potentially get masters and analyse every fking mistake I make and know every possible matchup,power spike.But it's not worth,I don't need a bigger E-pen.
>lmao, when you're diamond you get criticized all the time in normal games, every silver fuck will be ready to scream "BOOSTED TRASH" as soon as you die.
I don't know what normals you play but I literally never get placed with silver anymores,let alone golds.
>>148844337
People play LeBlanc because they're shit at mid lane so they need to play a strong early game champion as a crutch and then when it gets to the team fight stage they get shown up because they're shit at the champion
>>148844408
did you take your wife's son with you?
>>148844337
Because all assassins know is kill kill kill and generally are shit outside of the laning phase and dealing with pushers and deathballs.
>>148844479
What website is this?
i want a fucking dog so much
>>148844570
>beastiality
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/islam/
>>148844570
dogs are pretty cute man but they're p expensive to have
>>148844079
Wrong.
>>148844548
>>148844479
pls respond
Friendly reminder that Solo Queue was and will always be garbage
>>148844846
counterplay.xyz
>>148843810
Gangplank is basically Yasuo. His kit is so good on it's own that you can gut his numbers but it doesn't really matter he'll still be good.
>>148844846
counterplay.xyz
happy to help!
>>148844570
get a cat
>>148844494
>I don't know what normals you play but I literally never get placed with silver anymores,let alone golds.
I play a lot with lower ranks friends and trust me, going against low ranks when you're diamond isn't fun.
At a certain point I stopped caring and just tried all the dumb stuff and new champions and played like a retard anyways, but at first it was kind of annoying to be obliged to play to win vs some low rank faggots or they start insulting you.
>>148844878
ty anon
>>148844267
>>148844479
>Except she really doesn't.
Big time bait.Janna has an disgusting high winrate and was always a top 10 winrate champs for a very very long time, probably still.
I had a 80% winrate on her in high plat , low diamond.And I am not even a support main.Let alone the fact if you have decent "mechanics" from playing mechanical intense champion,you can't screw up on her.
You win nearly every match if you have a decent adc,because they simply won't die.She has by far the best disengage of any champ in the game.If you are very skilled with her you literally can break every engage with Q,may it be a Lee sin Q or a Leona engage.
I'd much rather loose my game because GP lands a good barrel combo,than loosing to Janna because she hides behind the backline and makes a lategame adc unkillable while giving him even more ad.
>let me ryze mid plz
>>148844509
>>148844515
>>148844992
>he fell for the Drumpfmeme
Seriously? How is a cocky business man fit to be president? And what's wrong with wanting justice for all the innocent blacks who are daily hunted down by police just for the color of their skin?
>>148845174
>dont ban ryze!
>dont ban sona!
>>148845101
Well right now those are her winrates. Janna was strong as fuck (and I even banned her since she was overpicked to fuck) but obviously banratios and whining also work on perceived power. Whereas Janna wins the game by doing her shit and cockblocking engages GP zips around at a permanent 500 movespeed and spams barrels until finally one hits and 100-50s half your health. It feels like bullshit, and if it feels like bullshit and the statistics are bullshit then it probably is bullshit.
>>148845174
>oh shit my bad man, didnt read chat sorry banning him
>>148845174
The last game I lost was because of a Ryze jungle.
How the fuck do you even get outjungled early as Graves against a fucking Ryze?
somebody gift me pp fiora ill give you butt pics
>>148845179
Only incumbents are fit to be President
>>148845440
are you a faggot or a girlwhy am i even asking
>ranked games are hard meme
>>148844995
>I play a lot with lower ranks friends and trust me
>not tilting all your plat friends with hitting dia
Out of my 5 irl friends 2 are huge rager's.One is a ban away from a permaban,he has been banned 10 times.But his personality is better now since he has every single skin(300euros) and is afraid of loosing the account.
The other tho...Literally removed me from the friendlist and irl contacts.Shit was cash,he even raged on whatsapp."You don't deserve plat,I am god givin' present to this league community with my extreme and superior skills".
>low rank faggots or they start insulting you.
Yeah I know that's probably annoying.But I am person that just doesn't tilt.I get more frustrated about myself than about other people,or to say it in other words.I don't blame other people for my failure.I love to make people super salty,tho.
>>148845440
fiora doesn't have a peepee though...
>>148845546
>Being literally Bronze V
>>148845546
>Bronze V after 350 games at 44% winrate on a joke server
What the fuck man?
I only play two ranked games per day, dont ask me why, i just do, right now i always lose my first and win my second thus losing -20 and then winning +21 which means im effectively gaining 1LP per day.
Its a good pace.
Vladfag you fucking liar. It didnt fucking work.
I put a fucking spoon on top of the stove for a minute or so and then pressed it on the fucking mosquito bite and it still did jack shit.It still itches like fucking crazy.
AND NOW THERES MORE WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE INSECTS HIDING I HAVE A FUCKING BED A DESK AND A WARDROBE THERES NOTHING IN THIS ROOM WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM
>>148846189
same here they're everywhere
and its because the govt is trying to kill us with the man-made zika virus
>>148845537
>implying blacks are 70% of civilization
kys
>tfw you're playing your main against someone who tries to learn a fotm champion like hecarim or illaoi
>tfw 6/0/6 after 20 minutes
>>148846189
Why would you listen to a vlad main? They proabably want to see you bleed.
AlsoWhat does he build now I haven't played this game in months and he got reworked
>play shit I want to
>lose
>play fotm amumu/jhin/etc
>win
I know its the best thing to do in ranked but it doesnt feel good
>>148842690
>winrate: 11/59
Looks like top lane itself is the cancer.
When will Riot put a one-way wall along side each opposing team's river and remove the bushes from Top Lane
i want to suck on and get violated by darius' huge cock
>>148841660
Plat is even worse because the people there actually think they're good at the game when they actually are just silvers with good farm.
I'd you want good players you want to look at diam3 and above
>>148843706
Relic Shield shares gold/heals as long as you have charges.
>>148847602
muscular guys have tiny dicks
>>148847385
What rank are you? Do you want to get higher? If so, there should be at least some satisfaction to winning even when playing shit you don't necessarily want to.
Also you can always just play the shit out of one champion you want in normals, get good and bring him to ranked. It is as simple as that anon
>>148841660
Plat is tiptoeing 24/7 and deathballing on mid until someone fucks up and you can push to end.
It also involves a lot of misjudging and engaging 4v5. Plat is basically; kill everything yourself or lose.
>>148847657
No, everyone knows that. What I want to know is will GP's barrels proc the support item's execute?
Skin is really nice but I don't quite like the Q animation, it looks a bit silly.
I want Sona to be in COMPLETE control of my orgasms!
>>148847732
do you have a big dick?
>>148847653
>Plat is even worse because the people there actually think they're good at the game
There is a very real and very big gap between silver players and plat players. It transcends farming.
>>148842690
fuck this shit. EAT POWDER
>its lategame, and cait is splitting
>have to save her from the yi waiting to cut her head off
>yi dies, cait says something like "lol, ez, eks dee"
You adc mains are starting to piss me off...
>queue top/bot in Silver, the most populous tier there is
>10+ minute queue times
Why?
>>148847958
>plats being this full of themselves
>>148848006
reset after 5 minutes
>>148847937
what is 'big'? I've fucked tiny girls that believe I'm hung like a horse and guys who think I'm average
>>148841992
Reminder
>Riot wants to try some new idea
"we're gonna try it and if it's too strong / stupid / centralizing we'll tune it down"
>the community wants Riot to do something
"it could become too strong / stupid / centralizing so you're never getting it"
>people are mad that Ashe, the most legit and honest AD carry in the game is good for once in her life
>>148847958
As someone who boosts silvers to diamond 3+ frequently I can confidently say there's no difference in player skill from B5 to P4
>>148848159
anything over ~6 inches since most girls arent even that deep
>>148848159
>fucked both guys AND girls like a queer
>fucking more than one person at all and not embracing monogamy
Holy fuck, you're degenerate.
>>148848159
ooo post ur dick
>tfw add person from /lolg/
>play a couple games
>fuck up hard in the last game
>bye
fug why do I suck at this game so much
>>148848169
>she will be nerfed now that she is good again
fucking sad senpai
Starting a new account cus im a toxic piece of shit, what hero should i one trick?
>>148848205
As someone who makes more than about 90% of people in my country I can confidently say a doctor and a homeless person are about the same.
>>148848169
>full on cyborg
>still no mobility
>>148848205
if that's the na trumposter he's a challenger booster
>>148848294
yea i hit that maybe gays are just size queens
>tfw your brand new 27 level ass gets thrown in plat 3 games
damn
>>148848169
Why are concept arts always 100% better than in game models, makes me sad
>>148848169
>tfw you'll never fuck ashe's cyborg pussy
>>148848474
Ryze, he's cheap, new and his ban rate will have already dropped by the time you get to 30.
>>148848575
cyborgs are for cute and teaching to be more human, not lewd!
>>148848640
fuck no
I want to FUCK this cyborg
y/n?
So, I want to collect some chests but I have most of my mains already on S rank. Any tips on getting more chests? I thought about playing with friends but only one is kinda good at this game and all the others never really get S ranks on their main champs. Help?
>>148848682
do NOT sexualize the robot!
>>148848707
DO IT FAGGOT.
>>148848385
post yours first and post face, hair, hands, arms, chest, back, abs, ass, ass spread, ass with something in it, cock, hard cock, thighs, back of thighs, legs, top of feet, bottoms of feet, feet in your mouth
>10+ minute queue for a normal
>go through picks, bans, etc
>enemy remakes 3 minute in
HOLY FUCK, nothing makes me more mad than this. That's a good 20 minutes wasted right there. It's a NORMAL game, grow some fucking spine and deal with it. To add insult to injury, the guy who was """"disconnected"""" reconnected as soon as we got to the end of lobby. Fuck, I'm so angry. I'm tired of people remaking the very first chance they get. The guy was literally just about to reconnect. This new remake system has honestly done more harm than good.
>>148848640
>that hip wiggle when she moves
>that "check out these hips" pose
>that leotard
>that booty
She's asking for it anon.
>>148848707
do it, those skins are shit anyways
>>148848618
Sounds good.
Oh, and is there a faster way to level than spamming blind pick?
>>148848707
f..fuck
>>148848778
those things are just your foul mind interpreting it that way, she's absolutely clueless! stop taking advantage of innocent robot girls!
>>148848954
for my father (the king)
>>148848954
NEVER.
REROLL.
you have 0 Blue essence. You shouldve dusted those skins and got Best Azir skin or saved for some Masteyr 6
>>148848954
well you fckd up, sudoku is only option at the moment
>>148848740
>>148848682
Disregard this and pound the robutt
>>148848037
I used to be Silver then I got good and climbed the ladder to get Plat.
Why are you still Silver Anon?
I want to cuddle and protect lulu.
>>148848986
wrong
she's dying to test her pleasure receptors
don't you want to help her feel more human?
what's more human than making sweet love?
>>148849043
The Azir is a permanent (from a previous re-roll), I don't play much so I never had blue essence, don't care about mastery 6's for now.
>>148849094
don't you meanexplosion?
>>148841671
dunno if i should make those 7 or get more 6s first
>>148849136
robots don't have that!
and love is not just crude lewdness!
>>148849071
LEAVE HER ALONE
>>148841767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAEI have diagnosed aspergers and I haven't told anyone because I don't want to be treated differently. But people keep thinking I'm a rude prick because I don't understand social etiquette.
Did anyone abuse the new Mundo bug yet?
You get the %HP bonus for the entire duration of his E instead of the next AA.
May you all go where you please.
>>148848949
Twisted Treeline co-op 7 minutes games
>>148849092
Nope. :)
Why the fuck am I starting to see so many Vaynes in mid?
>>148849156
no explosions, only cuddles!
Bronze: Bad
Silver: Average
Gold: Above average
Plat: Good
Diamond: Very good
Master: Outstanding
Challenger: World-class
Factually speaking and backed by statistics this is how it is.
The whole "everybody below [arbitrary elo which usually coincides with the elo of the poster]" is bad meme is stupid.
It's the same as saying everybody who isn't a millionaire is homeless or everybody who isn't over 6'10'' is short.
There IS a spectrum. You can say "Huhi is bad in the proplayer spectrum" and you would be right because compared to his peers he is below average.
But when talking about ranks we're always talking about the entire ladder so calling Diamond bad is retarded. It's top 2% of the playerbase.
Vlad is love, Vlad is life.
>>148846189
Idk man plenty of sources say it worked for a whole lotta people.
http://lifehacker.com/use-a-hot-spoon-to-instantly-relieve-itchy-bug-bites-615912899
>>148849310
>passing up on literal autismbux
get on that shit dude, it's literally free moneybased champ taste too
>>148849465
>vladfags
>>148849401
>Tear Roa Vel Koz
The fuck are you doing you dumb nigger?
>>148849401
>this retard building mana on Vel'koz again
>>148849436
This is correct.
>>148849465
but the nerfs anon... the nerfs keep coming ;_;
>>148849289
there is nothing crude about making love! love transcends robotic limitations!
of course the designers gave her those parts, why would they want her to miss on one of the greatest pleasures of life? it would be a complete dick move
POUND
THE
ROBUTT
>>148849436
>Plat: Good
woah there
you're gonna trigger that dude that spams "plat babbies" meme all the time
>>148849436
>Bronze: Bad
>Silver: Bad
>Gold: Bad
>Plat: Bad (and crybabies)
>Diamond V: mediocre
>Above Diamond V but less than Diamond I: Ok
>Diamond 1: good
>Master: Outstanding
>Challenger: World-class
Fix'd
Draven is such a stupid champ to go against when your squishy like annie.
Even buying items like hexdrinker doesnt save you from his stupid burst.
Nerf when?
>>148847852
>execute
no, because it's an ability
you still share gold if you kill things regardless with an abiliy or not, so you can just kill the minions with barrels
>>148849578
robots don't understand love, they need to learn and figure it out on their own!
doing lewd things they don't understand is no better than rape, you should be ashamed for wanting to take advantage of an innocent being like that
>>148849525
Getting victories. U?
>>148849657
There are abilities that execute, though. Braum's Q for example.
This might need research.
>>148849436
>he's not even 6'10
haha look at that, a real-life yordle!
>>148849691
she's not a robit, she's a coborg. She's a human with robot bits.
>>148849691
have you seen the way she struts, dances and wiggles her butt all over the place?
she knows anon, she probably read all about it somewhere and is dying to try it out
who are you to deny this poor robot such an important experience?
>>148849738
braum's q does not execute the minions. it just does a lot of damage, and if you kill a minion at all, you proc relic shield
>>148849492
Oh, the right people know about it. Just nobody in my family.
>>148849436
>It's a spectrum!
No, it's a curve. It doesn't start getting steep until after Plat.
>>148849923
but the post before was talking about robots??
>>148849940
>Braum's Q doesn't proc relic.
But it does.
>If you kill a minion at all relic procs...
But that's false.
>>148849691
>robot
the project skins are cyborgs. meaning, actual humans enhanced with robotic parts. if anything, her libido is definitely still going to be there. she probably has an aching in her loins for carnal pleasure after being tested on and experimented on. it would be wrong to not let ashe remember what its like to be a human again
>>148849436
yea thanks useless cunt trumposter has already said there is a difference don't need some no name no skill shitter parroting the good players
>>148849937
that's just you misinterpreting her behaviour, she's just being playful.
don't force your perverted mind on her!
>>148849558
Hopefully they will nerf him until they realize he's still to binary and add him to the VGU list?
A fan can dream of their dark prince looking less dated :3
>>148850098
>replace large portions of the body with augments to enhance combat capability
>leave reproductional organs and sex drive intact
doesn't make any sense
>>148850081
????????????????????
this is why you're confused anon
relic shield gives gold over on any minion kill regardless of how you kill it, and it executes on melee champ attacks
use thresh or leona and their flay/eclipse if you need to see it yourself, on a stack on low health minions. you'll burn all your relic stacks. i can't believe it's 2016 and people still don't know how relic shield works
viktor is still blatantly overpowered
>>148850224
Not intact. Enhanced.
>>148850280
>Be Vel'koz support.
>W minoins.
>It doesn't proc.
???
>>148840924
Hello everyone
>>148850295
Fuck you, he is fun as fuck.
>>148850224
>do experiment on cyborg
>make them a eunuch
>they end up resenting creators/going crazy
>next batch of cyborgs
>leave intact because it's not harming anything and won't damage their psyche
this is robits 101 man
>>148850335
why would you want to enhance that?? it's of no use to her combat abilities, it's probably more of a distraction if anything
>>148849289
Anon cyborgs aren't robots. They're augmented humans. They already know everything about love and sex. Hell, given Ashe's lines she'd probably be overjoyed at the notion that she could ever be close to another person again.
>>148850363
if you picked relic shield for some reason, and killed them with your natural w damage, then yes it will proc
>>148850363
relic shield has 2 different procs
one triggers on melee attacks and executes the minion assuming you have stacks
the other triggers on any minion kill and shares gold assuming you have stacks
>>148850387
so now you're not only wanting to make cyborgs sexual objects but mindless slaves as well?
also how many eunuchs go on a rampage because they're going crazy about being an eunuch? it would very likely have just the opposite effect and make them more calm and focussed, this is what happens to pets
>>148850373
t. Viktor main
>>148849975
It's not a curve either.
It'sA LADDAH
>>148850224
>people don't get sexually charged during combat
the phrase "murder boner" isn't just a meme anon
>>148850571
>it would very likely have just the opposite effect and make them more calm and focussed
yeah make you more calm and focused
on killing the scientists who chopped your dick off/sealed up your pussy
they're still humans, you try not to castrate humans if you can avoid it
>>148849465Blood magic? How tragically primitive.
>>148850627
See eye yay.
>>148850113
there is a fine line between being playful and wanting it badly and ashe has crossed it
she is practically begging for it. it would be really good for her too, she would get to unwind. there is probably a lot of weight in her shoulders, having to shoulder the load of leading the resistance and all. she just wants to feel like a woman again
>>148850670
if she consented into being augmented she would know the consequences and wouldn't be mad
if she didn't then she'd be angry regardless
>>148850571
It's just a fact that any advance in technology has been used for sexual reasons. Whoever is making people in to cyborgs likely wants to fuck them too.
>>148849436
Judging only from my experience:
Bronze: Bad, of course, but some of them are respectable in a way. Bronze is a meme tier in itself though. If you can't get out of bronze but you want other people to take you seriously, you might as well just uninstall the game right now.
Silver: Some absolute shitters, some players with potential. If you know the basics of the game, and you're mechanically better than a baboon with down syndrome, you'll get outta there in no time.
Gold: Nice and comfy, probably the best tier for having fun. I had a good experience in gold, but after that, platinum was a cold shower.
Platinum: Full of people who are convinced that by reaching platinum they achieved something, while still not knowing shit about the game. The rest is avearage.
Low Diamond: Full of people who are convinced that by reaching low diamond they achieved something, while knowing very little things about the game. Low diamond is true elo hell. A good 70% of the people are arrogant/agressive as shit, who can't take a lose and do everything in their power to make the experience for the team as miserable as possible. The rest is ok.
Diamond 3/Above: Some players here have a better attitude, on avearage do less mistakes, and all along it's not as dreadful as D5/D4.
Master/Challenger: I've never been there, but i have my hopes.
>>148850295
>Azir gets his midgame absolutely shit on
>All Viktor gets is a 250 price increase before he completely shits all over everyone with his waveclear.
Huhi literally missed all his spells yesterday and still manages to kill people by just pressing R. This champ is fucking retarded
Yup, this game mode sure is fun :) 3 bans is more than enough :)
>>148850815
>It's just a fact that any advance in technology has been used for sexual reasons.
that's a pretty bold statement
>>148850737
she's not a woman because she isn't human anymore, she has no need for such mundane things anymore then
>>148850695
>tfw too few champs have special taunts to cute vladdy
>>148850819
o look another worthless assessment yayaay!
>>148851250
Don't be a cunt.
should i kill myself
>>148851358
no, but I should kill myself
>>148850993
>forcing yourself to play the garbage that Nexus Siege is
>>148851358
only if you're a vayne player senpai
otherwise you're good
>>148850819
>reaching top 10%/top 2% is not an achievement
Talking in income numbers, in US top 10% salary would be $160k yearly. Top 2% would be >400k yearly.
Would you consider these not achievements because compared to Bill Gates you're making peanuts?
I honestly don't know if this meme is propagated by bad players trying to tear down everybody who is better than them (except the ones who are just way too ridiculous to even try to tear down aka proplayers) or high elo players trying to pretend everybody who is even slightly lower than their rank is suddenly an awful player comparable with a new player.
Either way, it's incredibly stupid. Quit it.
New Champion is support?
>>148851358
noare you the anon that's far away
>>148841671
A little late, but here.
>>148851358
yes
>>148851343
you too fucking worthless mut
>>148851512
>being this mad
kys lad obv not got much else going 4 u
>>148851036
then why was her new body be designed with attractive and accentuated feminine features?
checkm8 atheists, pretty sure the guys at the factory already got good mileage on her new body if you catch my drift
>>148851494
>>148851465
you two should as well off yourselves
>>148851250
Okay, man it's all up to preference, but if you want to have more interesting and meaningful discussion on this board, please share your ideas! I would really love to delve deep into some subjects, and it seems that you have all the topics right in your head.
What the FUCK did they do to Corki? I haven't played him in ages, but the fucker does literally no damage. It takes fucking half of my mana to kill someone if I'm lucky; whereas any other equally fed adc takes just a few autos, and mage just a rotation of spells. It's like he's both a garbage-tier adc and midlaner/caster that excels at nothing.
>>148851650
there's few people with opinions that actually matter and they don't come here to discuss anything only the gold shitters here feel the need to write out walls of garbage
>>148851475
As i said, it's based on my experience, not statistics.
Also it's not a meme. Of course statistics tell this and that, but i've seen players in not just the top 2% but the top 0.7%, the highest i've been in, play like shit. They were not good players. They made rookie mistakes, they had bad cs scores, and terirble builds and decisionmaking. Being part of a divison where in every single game you have a player or two (or three) heavily underperfoming means that it's not that good of a division.
I'm Illaoi vs Quinn. What do?
>>148850081
Who are you quoting?
>Silver surfers in charge of reading comprehension
>>148851854
you're retarded corki is the most broken adc after ashe
>>148851854
I mean, they have been buffing him a bit recently. They made his Valkyrie a lower cooldown at all levels and gave his Gatling Gun more shredding power. They also made his Missile Barrage scale by 100% of your AD at level 3.
He'll feel weak at first, but he's pretty powerful if you know how to build.
>>148841660
rank stopped mattering a while ago. Riot is giving them out for free now. I don't get why people are still so obsessed with it. Anyone can get Diamond if they just grind it out, unless they are mentally handicapped.
>>148852072
>If it's not a perfect copy+paste it's not a quote!
Or you're just a fag. I'm betting you're just a fag.
>>148852010
This feels entirely like anecdotal evidence.
Unless you can prove top 0,7% players CONSISTENTLY making these mistakes. There are 10 players in any given game. When one team wins, the other loses. When one team performs well, the performance of the other becomes worse due to snowballing. There are a lot of factors that can cause a good player to have a bad game.
If they got there it's because of a reason. Now I'm not going to say there isn't a chance of a boosted player existing, but if you think Diamond 2 players make "rookie mistakes" consistently you're insane, because D2 players can mop up the floor with 99,7% of the playerbase on any given day.
Even a good player can look like a shitter when fucking up or having a bad game. It doesn't make him a bad player.
>>148852060
die
What about heim is it that attracts the sort of turbo autists that want to play 250 games on average?
>Start taking jungle farm.
>Jungler ganks non-stop and the lanes snowball.
Holy shit I figured out the secret!
>>148852189
Ranking only stops mattering when you think it does, asshole.
Nothing has really changed from how grindy ranked was before dynaQ. You play more games to get better at the game. That's how it should work
>>148852275
It's more like nothing even attracts new players to donger. No pro play, no new skins, no new items that are super good on him, no buffs.
>>148852453
That's how it should work, yeah. But you don't get better by grinding. You just dig through loads of garbage until you get promoted for free, regardless of your performance.
What a horrible summer to be cursed
>>148841916
>>148852593
You're right, no one gets better at the game, we all are the same skill level that we started at.
Everyone's win rate is at 50%, no one should climb.
>>148851487
Do people find her attractive?
>>148852845
why arent you playing vi or something that deals damage when it lands its shit
>>148852249
"Having a bad game" is a factor in these things, and i don't believe that there can be consistently bad players in high diamond. (or well, not for long.) But even then, at the end of the day, reaching plat/diamod shouldn't be an achievement for anyone, except the statistics. When i reached first plat, and after that, diamond, i didn't have an orgasm, i didn't get a gigantic self confidence boost, i concentrated on going higher and higher. When i said "thinking they achieved something" i wasn't meaning that everybody should be able to reach diamond, and if you can't you're a shitter. I meant that the attitude of many of the players who've reached diamond is stupid, because they want to behave like idols, streamers and pros, they feel like they have the biggest dicks in the world, and with time, that makes them extremely arrogant and a bad experience to play with. Pardon my wording.
>>148852275
He's versatile and fun. He has the distinct advantage of being able to solo a jungle camp and get to lane in time. That level advantage is massive for top lane Heimer as it let him all in you with rockets at 6.
>>148852845
THE SLOW AND STEADY DESCENT INTO BRONZE
>>148852874
>Those fucking hips
MADE FOR
B R E E D I N G
R
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E
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>>148850993
>Against that team
>No Frozen Heart or Randuin's Omen in sight
>>148851487
someone needs to make an ahegao edit of that
>>148853089
How can you tell if a male champ is made for breeding?
>>148852937
i do, she's not a goddess but if you try to imply she's not the slightest bit attractive you either have shit taste or are a fedora
>miss fortune will never lock your cock in a chastity cage and tease you daily without ever offering you release
>>148853218
>slightest bit attractive
Can't argue with that
Duskblade + ie is so much fun on gp
q crits the adc for all their hp, then duskbade finishes them off
their tears are fucking hilarious
>>148852995
I dislike Vi
If I deal the most damage to champions while buying 2 def items I guess my champion deals enough damage (just kidding it's actually my team being dogshit)
>>148853167
>muscular
>intelligent
>white
>good sense of morals
>charismatic
>goodlooking
>not a faggot
Basically, not vlad.
>>148848790
>Best Ali skin
>Shit
>>148853450
The only thing he doesn't have out of these is a good sense of morals, but compensates with impeccable milky white skin.
I'm calling 10/10 will give him all of my available ovulations.
>>148852275
He's one of the few beta stage champions that kinda kept the same "feel" after reworks, so old players and new players can enjoy him
He's very versatile being able to top or mid and he's pretty fun
That's all I have
>>148853496
>Best Ali skin
>Not Longhorn
>>148853653
But he's a fag though. Its canon that he has regular sex with Talon.
>Haven't played for almost a year
>Que up to normal draft pick
>"Atleast I can play the role I want with this que for your role thing"
>Match found, immediately top asks me if he can jungle
>Whatever top was my 1st choice anyways
>"Sure I'll go top then'
>Immediately mid asks if he can go top instead
Wtf is this shit, can't people even play the 2 roles they que up for now?
>>148853869
Don't you drag Talon into this, I will cut you
>>148853874
>normals
People want to play their comfort role, it's fine to ask.
>tfw lose weight and realize your dick is actually a generous size
>>148854138
>Talon main's first response is to start cutting shit
Pottery
I want to impregnate Lulu,after we're married and financially secure.
>>148854186
Fale direito, macaco, não estás na tua terra.
>>148853869
Vlad x Talon is just another rivalship senpai. Talon hates Swain and Vlad is one of his prime officials.
>>148853032
as one the actually good players in these threads whats your take on this >>148850819
psshh... gg easy ... kid
>>148854358
congrats on getting back to 50% winrate
Is there any way to level up a new account without attempting suicide every 3rd day? Normal games is fucking bullshit, it's like russian roulette with you getting the silver team and enemy team is at least 3 diamond. This takes forever.
All I want to do is to have fun with my buds in ranked, fuck sake.
>>148854448
tyty
>>148852845
Why isn't he Challenger yet?
http://triumph.gg/single/EUW/SenatorArmstrong
why isnt teemo on riot's rework priority list?
he's probably the most useless champion in the game
>>148853134
Yup, that's what kept us from winning when our Yasuo was 8/25 :)
>>148854824
>guy builds and plays like garbage
>"wow this champ is terrible"
??
>>148854325
Lot of pointless fluff. >>148849436 Is accurate except "World Class".
It's the top of PUB games but doesn't mean you'll fare well against LCS players who would be the w'World Class'. It's why generally new teams into LCS do terribly. There's a significant gap lacking in team work and map control.
Why are you not playing FreeloWulf, /lolg/?
>>148854186
Queue
>>148855048
eyo killing machine, what's your build order?when do you come out of the jungle and what's your route?
>>148842885
Im here now, whats up?
>>148855173
kill yourself
>>148848707
I converted 3 shitty skins and got Project Leona. I fucking love Leona.
nth forgit gudas the universal advice to life
>>148855173
You never answered last Sunday or yesterday did you want me to pass on your number?
>>148855209
no you
>>148855209
<3
>>148855458
I told you when you went out, its not really needed and i appriciate the gesture. I just wanted to say hi to him, thats all really
>when you utterly shitstomp your lane but you lose game anyway and your enemy laner gets his sorry 2/10 ass carried
Is there a worse feel than this?
>>148854718
>http://triumph.gg/single/EUW/SenatorArmstrong
oh wow
that's cool
it comforts my ego
thanks
>>148855597
tfw no gf
>>148855597
Yesit's called playing solo
>>148853874
welp after playing my first normal in ages I still had the only kills in our team and all my teammates did speak was some weird language and I didn't have any idea what they were talking about. im still seriously considering getting back in this game but god I hope that rankeds won't be like that
>>148855597
the worst feel is when you win your lane, but the other lanes lose, and the enemy team gangs up on you repeatedly, defiling your kda and nullifying the advantage you had while your team is doing jack shit because they're so far behind they can't push out lanes far enough to take objectives
>>148841767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZnYrFpAyXg
>>148855665
The best part is that people might not talk in your rankeds at all, if they are a bigger premade.
>>148855597
>feed first blood and a double to my bot as the jungler
>by the time I get back, shop and go into the jungle mid and top die
>top tps and dies again
>bot somehow losses anyway
It's like a forest fire and all I have is 500lm of water in my waterbottle to extinguish it.
boy thats rich
>>148855978
fuck off
>>148855838
it's more like being a doctor at a disaster site, performing triage
except everyone was decapitated, yet still alive because they somehow don't require brains to breathe
>>148855789
should I just transfer to euw where all my friends play 20€ is alot just to play with my friends and im saving up for wow legion too
>>148855593
Man you kept us waiting for that? Here I was feeling bad thinking I'd messed you two up. I'll pass that on I guess.
Will TSM go 18-0?
>>148856281
nein
>>148855838
This shit happened to me. Our Yasuo top got first blood, and a couple minutes later I fed him a doublekill. So by the 5 minute mark, he was 3-0.
HOWEVER, this fucking Yasuo got so damn cocky that he NEVER went back to base even though he had ample time to do so, which got him killed multiple times. He then tried splitting top with no wards, which got him killed even more, and never participated in teamfights. He finished like 5-12 or after the beautiful 3-0 start. Then he blames me, the jungler. Shit makes me so mad. Why is it always the Yasuo players?
>>148856172
How did i keep you guys waiting? I answered you when you went out, should have bookmarked the old thread, dang..
And thx, but really i just wanted to say hi to him, thats all
>>148856121
make a new account. So were you on eune?
Is the thread slow today or is it just me
>probably just dead game
wew
Thoughts on Duskblade gangplank?
I just called out a diamond 5 support grill on reddit, now shes asking my silver opinion about top laners, after admitting her now ex-boyfriend blantly boosted her, (bit obvious with your 70% win rate on an adc you dont play but he mains, and your being silver in season 5.
She recently changed her IGn from something like "hisprincess" to "genericgirlyname"
I'm thinking there smells like an opotunity to cuck some diamond 5 cunt.
I know asking /lolg/'s advice about women is like asking a blind man to describe how to paint but might be worth a shout.
>>148856692
Well it was really just me waiting thinking I'd fucked something up. You two seemed glad to talk and that "love you /no i love you bro" stuff made me think you were glad to talk again. Guess not lol I'll let him know you didn't actually wanna talk.
>Mfw I own both cosmic reaver and harbinger kassadin
>Mfw I never get to play with harbinger anymore because Cosmic Reaver is just that good.
Rito is killing me.
>>148856281
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they 2-0 Immortals at this point
>>148857193
If he wants to talk, i wouldnt mind, i just dont wanna text cuz it costs quite some money to text someone in america
Also i wouldnt really know what to talk about anyway, so thats one of the main reasons..
where did he go
>>148857394
He E'd out of the way anon.
He escaped and is living on a farm now.
>>148854983
It certainly would have increased your chances of winning.
>People who pick fucking Azir in Nexus Siege and want to cry about the other teams champions
Now I've seen everything
>>148857679
You're right, from 0% to 0.1% is an improvement.
I literally can't win a game with Jhin. It is fucking ridiculous. As soon as I pick him I get a Yasuo support, or two feeding lanes or whatever. Next game I could pick ADC Janna and still have a bigger shot at winning than I would at Jhin. Same shit everytime I pick him.
Why are the LoL gods doing this to me. I'm going to pull the trigger.
>>148854983
>>148857908
>Yasuo carried your team
>the only player with more gold than him was Xin Zhao
>not buying an item to curb Xin's threat level
If you want to say "le ebin Yasuo main!!! Xd", do so when Yasuo doesnt have a more gold than you
>>148857315
Well there are many free talk applications like Skype and Whatsapp you could use as an inbetween but that's on you mate. Don't know why you wanted to talk but then got cold feet that's fine though.
>>148857778
????? Azir is great in Nexus siege. Even forgetting his slows and damage, just the fact that he can build turrets and use his ultimate to knockback is enough.
And since everyone gets gold super fast, he becomes a monster fast.
The only problem is people that see him shitting on others and then playing him with no experience.
>when nobody knows what to do
>slowly everyone slips into autopilot
>everyone turns into a zombie and runs pointlessly through the map
>>148858107
>>the only player with more gold than him was Xin Zhao
That's not gold, that's damage to towers
>>148857908
>Do next to nothing to mitigate the enemy's damage
>Lose
>Blame somebody else
Brilliant?
>>148840924
>his nick is "hey/hi im x"
>>148857679
Why does he look so JUST in this picture
why is this game so fucking ez
>>148858148
I never said i wanted to talk, just to say hi to him.. Dont twist my words or put words into my mouth, anon
>pick blitz, buy pink ward
>place it in a seemingly legit spot near a bush
>ask atleast 2 teamates (1 with stun and 1 with burst) to stay at bush with me for a bit
>some shitter takes the bait and now it's 4v5 for the next couple of seconds
i expected this to change in gold, but nope
Is she really as bad as the winrates indicate?
Poppy is pretty boss at counter-engaging and her W cucks a lot of meta "hurr durr dash at u" champs.
Passive buff is pretty nice for laning too.
>>148857161
genuinly shit
110% troll item
>>148859358
I get it if i want to play full armpen GP, but otherwise the gold is better spent on something else
>>148857394
he had 1100 hp
even with a level and farm advantage, there's no way orianna ult should deal that much damage
>Someone saying dumb shit on reddit but claiming to be D5 as some kind of backup
>Look up the IGN
>An obviously boosted janna main gamer girl
>level 6 warwick with nothing but a machete comes out of the jungle and presses R on you, suppressing you for 2 seconds and dealing over 300 damage
>he then instantly Q+AAs you for another 250
No skillshots. Easymode clears. Easymode ganks. Lategame unstoppable killing machine.
Literally why in the fuck would you play any other jungler?
>>148859805
>useless for the next 2 minutes
I WONDER WHY
>>148858767
Calm down liar I already told him you weren't actually interested. He said the same exact thing I was thinking "Why did he contact me in the first place then [laughing emoticon]. If I don't want to talk to someone I just don't talk to them Don't worry about it anymore he was kind of a wuss then so I'm sure it's still the same now"
>>148859805
how is warwick even real just walk away
>>148858767
>>148859948
Fuck outta here
>>148859907
Enough time to buy and clear the jungle once.
>>148857394
maxed Dissonance: 250 + 70% AP
rank 2 shockwave: 225 + 70% AP
Thunderlord's: 150 + 10% AP
total: 625 + 1.5 AP
oppressor: * 1.025
double edged sword: * 1.03
double edged sword (Ezreal): * 1.015
total after multipliers: 670 + 1.6 AP
damage dealt: about 1100
Without factoring in MR, Orianna needs 268 AP to deal that kind of burst.
Huh.
>>148858278
That's my point you dingus, he's playing the most cancerous champ you can pick and want to cry about other champs being op
>>148860195
>why won't anyone look at *my blog*
this shit is dead who cares what those fsgs do
>>148859681
http://www.lolking.net/summoner/euw/47247744#matches/2760646245
She had Rabbys, Blue, and Abyssal at this point with Ez in range of the Abyssal aura.
If ezreal has no MR runes, he should have a total of 8 MR and thats not counting the Sorc boots, which means he has something like -3 MR.
225 + 0.7((60 + 120 + 100 (assuming she had Morello too) x 1.15)(1.35)
If I did the math right thats ~685 damage before resists, 706 after MR.
Now she couldve had slightly more AP from runes/Dorans or whatever other itmes. Even more if she had full build by then, all multiplied by Rabadons of course.
Merciless(?) and Oppressor could've been in play as well.
Oh and thunderlord's procd.
>>148857394
ult + dissonance + thunderlord proc
totally doable
>>148857394
>Ability Power / Level
+1.56 (+28.04 @ 18)
?Ability Power
+14.85
>42 AP from runes and 7.89% MPen + Sorc boots + Abyssal Aura + Rabadon's Passive
Yeah I'm not actually that surprised anymore
lolbabs how do i deal with autistic 1trick gp's
beat them in lane? great now they just free farm and accumulate more gold than you over time at their second tower
roam after winning? lol his global presence makes him not even have to risk losing any farm and cuts your attempts at snowballing other lanes short
what an overloaded kit thnks riot
>>148857394
OMG did he die?
>>148860902
GP's ult does literally 80 damage if youre not stupid enough to stand in it. I dont even know what the point of it is anymore. Fire-At-Will amps it up a lot though.
>>148859125
Yes.
She gets out scaled fucking hard by just about any meta toplaner. Tanks in general are just shit right now
>When you slobber your balls all over the enemy team's face.
God Mundo if you're here, bless your fucking soul. This guy had the toxic mundo skin and roleplayed as Shrek all game. I wanna be like that when I grow up.Also I get that I died like a dumbass 5 times when I really shouldnt have died at all considering I was 12/0 at one point but come on, no s+?
>>148860536
>>148860894
you guys forgot to factor the baron buff my mates
>>148860902
ban it
fuck gp it's a fucking struggle to deal with him
Anyone have the faker gitgud image, i need it. Thanks senpaitachi.
>>148861131
its the map control it gives, he can fucking push two lanes at once, not have to lose cs to tower, fuck up your dive on another lane
"just don't let him get his upgrade"
lol
it just stalls the game out to the point where he just oneshots your adc and boom games over
>>148861136
>Tanks in general are just shit right now
Good riddance
>>148861275
I should show you that 33/6 game I just played where I was the only one who died until we got greedy at the inhibitor turret. The game was literally like 21/3 and all three deaths were me.
>>148859948
I aint no wuss.. Besides i gotta run now again, bye anon and thx once more for everything
>>148861447
Sure who's stopping ya?
>>148861438
Because brainless statcheck bullshit like Irelia and Trundle are so much better right :^)
I doubt it but would this ever be good on Ryze
>>148861136
Just build Triforce instead of IBG and you're gucci.
She's one of the hardest scaling tanks in the game due to her W and passive, even more after the buffs.
She tanks so hard that building Sterak's on her is useless because nobody does enough damage fast enough for it to proc.
why is blitz so fucking stupid
he bursts harder than corki
>in promos
>at champ select
>our midlaner locks in Yasuo
>notice he has "Uchiha" in his summoner name
Oh no... oh fuck no...
What do?
>>148861667
Not anymore.
His mana scaling is shit.
APis more worth it.
>>148861667
Nah, no reason to use them when MRpen glyphs would still give you more dmg.
>>148859948
>armaa is a stupid faggot
gee boss no shit
>>148859125
She is not, people are retarded and use her E as a gap closer/engage rather than a disruption/stun/peeling tool.
Literally nobody fishes for stuns on her except good poppy players.
She's great as she is.
>>148861916
pick ali or braum
if you are adc, literally stand behind minions and dodge if he hooks.
literally 18 second cooldown
>>148861969
Do what I do and start banning Yasuo.
>>148861969
dodge
>>148862143
No im not. Anyway time to really go now, adios
>>148859805
Because Warwick is countered by an item
Since when do bots show off their skins?
fuckin golden alistar.
>>148858568
you should actuallyl isten to his podcast or watch him do AMA's in the LoL stream. Hes a pretty cool guy and you can really tell hes already came up with what league "should be" in his head(fun fact did you know CertT hates jhin ult?)
>>148859805
warwick is a killing machine (with the right items)
>>148861380
>it just stalls the game out to the point where he just oneshots your adc and boom games over
>it's ok when anivia does it though
>>148862550
im not either of those people i just know you're a stupid faggot i don't care if you go you piece of shit don't come back and take karu with you while you're at it
>>148862974
It's literally all Anivis can do, and even she's been nerfed for it.
GP can do so much more on top of that shit and it's why he's so fucking broken
I've come up with a perfect ultimate for Azir.
Poison Pharaoh (R):
Passive: Gives Azir 1/2/3% AS for every 1% of CDR he has.
Active: Summons an untargetable statue of Anubis at the target location for five seconds.. The statue deals 3/6/9% (+3% per 100 AP) of all targets maximum HP in magic damage per second.
Radius of effect: 700 units.
>>148863285
>50% of maximum hp magic dmg
>can easily climb to 70% with 600 ap.
>aoe
>all targets.
k.
>>148863285
That's awful
I don't get the support role.
Who in their right minds would want to babysit some retard all match in the hope that he stole enough of the kill you spoon fed him?
>>148863456
Would you rather be completely cockblocked by a wall you absolutely need to flash over, or would you rather stay in his zone and murder him in 2 seconds while taking 12/18/24% of your maximum HP as damage?
>>148863667
>Who in their right minds would want to babysit some retard all match in the hope that he stole enough of the kill you spoon fed him?
someone that lacks testosterone aka women
support players claim they enjoy the cooperative aspect but its all a lie and support is the most anti fun shit ever
>>148863667
Either people who can't play/make decisions or worst, those fucking retards who think they will change the entire aspect of supporting by making le ebin trickshots and flash plays.
I'd rather have a flashy mid laner than a flashy support
>>148863285
>perfect
>skill is called "poison pharaoh"
thats fucking stupid
Nothing in Azirs kit screams poison and Anubis isnt doesnt even exsist in the LoL world
you didnt even take the time to think "hey maybe it should be a sun disc that emits solar power" or something.
also this skill is bad because it just deals damage and nothing else. almost all skills need something unique to make them worth picking up drafting.
>>148863667
Women because of maternal instincts.
hows this for a team comp
rumble top
velkoz mid
shen jungle
twitch ad
braum support
what are the Vayne buffs supposed to address?
they don't really do much, it's more like a code cleanup
>>148863667
This is why I can't play Janna/Soraka, this shit is boring as fuck
Support can be fun when you pick tanks with actual damage like Trundle, Sion or Poppy or damage supports like Vel'Koz, Brand and Zyra
>>148863934
>isnt doesnt even
fucking kill yourself
>>148864186
Ever try LeBlanc support? It's pretty fun
>>148862416
>ban his pick
>he now actually picks teemo and trolls
wew
oh look, another malphite+mf episode.
bonus points for yasuo, amumu and/or galio.
>>148863285
Are you retarded?
Thats as bad as the Sand Coffin guy.
>>148864582I'm that same guy.
I am going to play Vayne in normals with the Heartseeker skin, be bad at it and still have a fun time!
And you can't do anything to stop me!!
I'm lvl 17 on euw, can someone teach me the game and play with me :c?
MORDE
VGU
WHEN
>>148864693
>normals
Have fun
>>148864720
gotta wait for the full rekit first anon
Armor pen on Illaoi.
Yes or no?
>>148864991
Black Cleaver is core
>"hey vi, i ran ahead and warded your red. teemo is stealth camping that bush, maybe you should start blue side to make him waste time. i'd come with you to red but i'm a leona and want to hit lv2 before the enemy bot laners"
>"lol, shut up nerd, i got this"
>first blood
>vi has been slain
>>148864637
how much thought are you actually putting into these ideas? They seem like spitball ideas that you came up with in 5 mintues while taking a shit with nothing to do.
Do you have any idea how retarded a 5 second untargetable statue that deals high %HP magic damage would be when it comes to objectives or tower sieging?
Its way to strong of a zoning tool and it wouldnt fix Azirs problem
>>148863667
People who are too slow to play any other roleLike me.
>>148865094
A lot of it because as somebody who likes to play immobile champions that just shit damage but require very good positioning to play effectively, I'd rather play against somebody who shits damage than somebody who can just wall me off from escaping or chasing, etc.
>>148850627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRS8a8HjqFs
This fits the ELO system pretty well.
>>148844186
>jungle creep get to 390 hp
>you smite it anyway
>the leasher just wasted his time because xp is not shared anymore
??????
BONUS FOR
>be laner
>jungle creep over 390 hp
>decide to give 1 last auto
>jungler smite too early
>you get the kill
>''report anon, fucking troll''
will somebody hold my hand with this game?
>its a vayne split pushes all game without vision episode
>>148865301
>Azir
>immobile
*le female bunny tilting head in puzzlment.webm*
have you even pinpointed Azir problems?
Like do you know why he is the way he is(low winrate garbage at low elo but an absolute unfair monster at high) and why Riot doesnt like his current state?
Alot more thought goes into a kit other than just number crunching a sweet spot for ratio's and I dont think you understand that.
>>148865732
I'll hold your hand ^,^
What happened to Reesemoe /lolg/?
>>148865540
>ELO
Its Elo. A name, not an acronym
>>148863285
Azir's new Ultimate:
Sun Disc
Azir ressurects the Sun disc at target fallen turret, lasting for 120 seconds. The Sun Disc gains bonus AD in relation to Azir's AP, and bonus Attack Speed in relation to Azir's Bonus Attack Speed. It does not apply Spell Effects or On-Hit Effects, and cannot be spawned on enemy Inhibitor or Nexus turrets.
The Sun Disc lasts for 120/150/180 seconds.
Cooldown: 300 / 275 / 250
>>148863923
its that support players a huge masochistic sissies that need to be bullied and trolled. The support always gets hard when you blame him, even if it was your fault.
>>148866016
got vann'd
>>148866051
>Azir's new Ultimate:
>Sun Disc
>Azir ressurects the Sun disc at target fallen turret, lasting for 120 seconds. The Sun Disc gains bonus AD in relation to Azir's AP, and bonus Attack Speed in relation to Azir's Bonus Attack Speed. It does not apply Spell Effects or On-Hit Effects, and cannot be spawned on enemy Inhibitor or Nexus turrets.
>The Sun Disc lasts for 120/150/180 seconds.
>Cooldown: 300 / 275 / 250
Thats his fucking passive you idiot.
>>148866016
literally vanned
>>148866016
delete this stop fucking asking, if you really need to know check the archives you fucking moron
>>148863285
It's alright anon. I got the reference.Although in the original game the statue was actually destructable, but in any case your idea doesnt really translate to league of lels all that well.
>>148866016
fuck off
>>148866106
Exactly.
Remove Azir's passive, make it his Ult. His soldier's scaling is now his passive.
Viola, Azir is fixed because his kit isn't so overloaded.
>>148866069
>>148866114
>>148866115
the fuck did he do?
>>148863285
>anubis
This is shurima not ancient egypte you fucking retard
>>148866231
FUCK
OFF
>>148866231
First off who is the reesemoe you speak of?
>>148866282
It's based on it though.
Anubis = Nasus
Azir = Ra
Renekton = Sobek
>>148866231
Dude, get the fuck out of this general
Buffs when?
>>148866459
>no Bastet or Set champions yet
>>148866589
She doesn't need buffs. Just devour towers and win
>>148866465
>>148866298
>>148866364
No seriously, tell me.
>>148866208
>Completely remove an ultimate of a champion that is already toting a 40% winrate
I am so glad none of you guys work in game design
any /vg/ vs /vg/ going on?
>>148866208
>soldiers still require alot of macroing and awareness so Azir is still hard to play to the average player
>he doesnt know that Azir soldier scaling is already tied into his level
>Azir still has ridiculously strong laning phase thanks to soldiers long range remaining unchanged and retains his ability to poke under tower
>Removing the Iconic "shurima shuffle" and replacing it with literally nothing for the sake of balance
yep.
you understand nothing.
I am going to play 10 games of ranked in a row! Hopefully by the end of them I will have achieved Platinum II!
>>148866658
you can pretend pharaoh nidalee is Bastet
Graves or Kha'zix in the jungle?
>always wondered what that song from the zooey deschanel lookalike video was
>find it on accident years later (today)
nice
>>148866892
>10 games of ranked in a row
How do you guys do it? Three, maybe four, is the most I can stomach in a day.
Hello, can I have a /lolg/ gf please? Thank you
>>148847958
Silvers and plats both have terrible decision making, no sense of macro management or any map awareness.
However I recognize I might have overstated it by saying that farm was the only difference. There is also the fact that silvers will stick to their mobafire build to the death with no adaptation permitted.
While plats will stick to their LCS build to the death with no adaptation permitted.
>>148866208
>Viola
>>148867052
>How do you guys do it?
20 minute breaks
no point in playing the game if you are bored of it or exhausted from it
>>148867098
Buy me Jewnose and carry me to Silver I and sure.
>>148867098
i already claimed one and tabitha is probably one kpop song from killing herself, the rest are shit tier and not even worth trying to get
>>148867098
we run out of them years ago, but we have a lot of faggtos
kind of same
>>148867052
It's easy to do if your as compulsive as a lot of guys are.
>not playing morgana
shiggy
>>148867052
>>148866892
I've never done even close to this many games in a row, but I want to hit diamond this season. My best bet is to grind out as many games as possible while I have free time
>>148866987
Yeah but if we get an actual Bastet champ then there could be some neat lore involving Cass, unless they make an Aphophis champ.
Hey what happened to niggerstar?
>>148867168
Deal.
>>148867176
Can Tabitha be my gf?
>>148867337
shot by the poh-leese
>>148867025pls respond
>>148867647
yes
Hey what happened to nagi?
>>148867349
uhh go for itign: tabling
Hey what happened to bandlebro?
>>148867685
she died having an abortion
>>148867848
I wish. She probably just stopped getting attention and left for another general who will eat her shit up for awhile.
>>148866459
yes retard, we all know that but why would there be an anubis statue? this fucker doesnt exist
Xth for Katarina
best and cutest girl
:3c
>>148867838
I'll add later when I get home. I hope she likes gold 5 shitters
>>148867843
She lurks here
I dunno what she's working on now.
>>148868072
syndra is better
>>148868052
So just change it to Nasus. Stop being so autistic about it
>>148867231
>>148866892
Here is my first game, Akali toplane against a gnar
>>148868409
Why would he summon a statue of nasus? Do you often summon statues of your friends?
>>148868256
synhdra aint shit biiiiiitch
How long until a new champ?
Will it be a pretty girl now that ironcuck is gone?
>>148868791
Soon.
Nope.
>>148868565
tell me how the yasuo vs jayce matchup goes
>>148868573
Nasus was the military strategist
Alright lads.
Gankplank into riven. How do I destroy this bitch?
I love Lissandra! she's a plush and pure qt who lactates ice cream!
>>148869338
put a barrel on top of yourself and eat an orange
>>148869338
I'm guessing it's like every melee matchup, you sit on a barrel, harass with Q non stop like you're Pantheon, and fuck them up if they get close to you.
>>148869338
just poke that bitch lmao youre prob not gonna win at early trades dude
Sup /lolg/ ive been hiatus for a while now and i want to know whats up with the game. Is it balanced yet, whats the cancer this time, most op champs and is iron cuck and lyte still at riot?
pic unrelated
>>148869338
Hit her with an ability then watch as she tower solo tower divers you.
Make sure to hit her up with a "?" in all chat to make sure they go on the riven feeding frezny everyone talks about.
im gp vs darius top
how do i win this
>>148869559
Balance doesn't exist
>>148869681
put a barrel on top of yourself and eat an orange
>>148869681
You farm
>>148869681
all in at level 2
>>148869559
riot made clear they cant balance the game hence sona going from being dead for 3 years to 60% winrate
lyte left riot
everything else is the same, play the OPs, gain elo, dont try to have fun
Are people just forgoing frostqueens?
>>148869681
You don't.
I mean you would if solo Q teams could somehow not feed in the first 25 minutes, but that never happens.
>>148869968
theyre finishing it with sighstone item
>>148869968
They're probably selling it for a better ap item late game, ruby sight stone is thing now anyway.
>>148869968
sightstone in this picture translates to eye of the watchers, frostfang into EotW
frostqueens claim isnt build that often anymore
>>148845537
>Siberia, Japan, Korea and China are black.
WE WUZ KONGFUCIUS
>>148870273
most of black people aren't actually black too, shocking i know
Smurfing is very fun.
>play Nami
>ADC gets in a fight
>Use W to heal them
>Bounces off and snipes a kill
I don't think this will ever not be funny to me.
>>148868565
>>148869221
I don't think I can handle 10 games of this
>>148870551
In a typical 2v2 bot lane fight does one target a nami given the choice between her and the adc?
I know in soraka lanes the healer is the target but is this the same case for the fish lady?
>>148870773
CARRY HARDER
Since Sona's been gutted, what are some reasonable supports for ranked placement matches?
Which is danker lolg?
I have enough orange stuff to get both but trying to save some in case the rngods bless me with something shiny, k6 seems nice but I don't have the champ so I have to spend the ip's, so, akali, k6 or a name change?
>>148870551
>play Bard
>stun adc
>proc a meep
>ignite that fucker
>dead adc
>>148870773
The higher you go up in Plat, the less motivation you will have to keep climbing up. LP gains and losses are abysmal.
>>148870773
Akali shits on yasuo mid. What happened?
>>148869968
Sona's just so broken atm they don't need to build it.
>>148870793
Nami isn't too big a threat. You don't really want to focus the support because they don't bring damage.
This is true of most bot lane fights.
You focus the soraka but their ADC will be focusing yours and they live and you both die.
Avoid a fight with them unless you've managed to poke the soraka to no HP.
Because then she won't be able to heal her ADC.
>>148868791
>implying he had any say in that kind of things
how deluded are you people
>>148871145
I was top into gnar. Honesty this one was my fault for taking a bad engage and having my team follow up and get womboed
>>148870793
You punch/shot the one whose closer to you, in any situation, you don't risk getting too deep, in the case both are accesible you punch the one whose hp is lower or the one posing a bigger threat as in the carry. If it's a janna you punch the janna, I fucking hate janna.
>>148869968
It was nerfed into the ground.
The active is shit and the tiny bit of AP you get isn't worth the gold.
Far more efficient to get EOTW or something else.
>>148871252
Should have swapped with jayce desu
>>148871231
Do not sexualize the cyborg.
>>148871341
The active is kinda okayish in some situations/champs, the cd of it it's the problem imo.
ITS ALLYOUR FAULT /LOLG/ BREW IS GONE BECAUSE HE WAS NEVER GIFTED
/LOLG/ BINGO IS RUINED
>>148871461
game 2
>>148871556
who gives a fuck about some noname retard kys for such a shitty attempt at forcing a meme
>>148871550
Yeah, I think it's only worth building on Morgana maybe. Makes it easier to land a binding but I find the EOTW to be more useful because of an extra item slot anyway.
If only they brought back soloQ, i'd have an excuse to reinstall and play my waifu again ;_;
>>148871636
Ugh new ryze in ranks, gl broski
>>148871341
>The active is shit
Funny, because people were calling it OP before they nerfed the viability on mid laners.
>>148871767
Get some friends and play dynamicQ, winning and stomping solo players with friends it's lots of fun.
>>148871792
They nerfed the shit out of it and increased the cooldown.
It's just not worth the gold anymore.
>used to main fiora before rework
>she was an awesome duelist champion (I know her kit had problems)
>new fiora
>she feels like every other fighter in this game
I hate riot so much
>>148871640
He has'nt been online in like a week he's gone
I have 2383 RP.
What do I buy?
>>148871767
Lulu's better in dynamic queue than solo queue
>>148872017
a life
>>148871767
She got buffed pretty hard.
Will Riot ever fix the support role?
That shit is boring as fuck
>spectate /vg/ vs /vg/ game
>lobby is full of silver surfer meme fucks
Jesus christ, people weren't lying. 95% of you really are utter shit.
At least now i know advice from here can't be trusted.
>>148872017
Crates n keys
>>148872017
Depends on who you play
or
buy me shit
Does anyone have a spare lvl30 account for EUNE?
e-mail: [email protected]
Got permabanned because I flamed a riot employee. ;_;
>kayle 55 % win rate
uhh nerfs when? jesus
>>148872204
What are you paying?
>>148871013
>dank
Either fuck off back to lebbit or neck yourself.
I plan to play magic pen mundo In the next few minutes
I will be going lelandries, pen boots, spirit visage, abyssal, ludens, and voidstaff
My masteries will be 18-0-12 with my keystone being dft
For runes I'm thinking pen reds and 10% flat Cdr Blues, scaling Hp yellows, and either move speed quints or more magic pen
Wish me luck lolgen
>>148872321
I'll give you a blowjob if you want.
>>148872237
Just play panth
>>148871925
You are a fucking faggot.
Old fiora was dumb as shit. You would get fed, rightclick and press r to win and that was it. It was the most barebones braindead kit that you could be successful with.
New fiora is better in every way imaginable (except perhaps the visual aspect but I dont really mind) her passive is great and rewards smart play and positioning and you can actually use your w spell for more than just 50 FREE ad and actually outplay your opponents at all stages of the game not forget about it.
>>148872204
Theres a guy on euw who'd probably level an account for you in exchange for rp or DSThresh
>>148872237
she's not fotm so champion hoppers don't influence her winrate negatively like it is in Azir's case (41%)
I don't want to sleep alone anymore.
>>148872329
I'm already dead.
>>148872334
Gl
>>148872429
>liking reworked cruela de vil
>>148872185
wtf is that shit
Who is good for nexus siege?
>>148872429
>old fiora is way better than new fiora simply because she was qt riots art department royally fucked up her face there was no reason to ruin it
>>148872405
I'm surprised she gets to just fly under the radar like this. She's so bullshit.
>Basically a ranged champion with all the benefits of a melee champion
>Her W applies spell effects (Rylais) and on-hit (Fervor)
>In ranged form she doesn't even fire projectiles so Braum/Yas gets cucked
She's so fucking badly designed I can't even comprehend it.
>>148872107
rude
>>148872159
i'm pretty sick of crates, picture very fucking related
>>148872185
i don't really have a main, i am trying to learn riven but it's hardly worthwhile to put any real effort into it because of all the hate you receive for even picking the fucking champion
>>148872645
No one.
>ace enemy by baron pit
>everyone 80% hp
>team recalls instead of baron
I just dont get it
>>148872675Her E-enhanced autos give three stacks of fervor per auto.
>take a week off
>itching to play league again
>get home, log in
>dont even play a single game because i get bored after looking through the store
>>148872645
Syndra has a lot of waveclear with her W Q E combo
>>148872429
>DUDE MAX HP% TRUE DAMAGE LMAO
kys
>>148872750
Yeah I mean just look at that. She's honestly worse than Azir, way worse. But she doesn't get played much and especially not in LCS. So why should Riot care?
>>148872559
>Being a prancing Lala homo faggot.
Newsflash, Headmistress still exists. And if you dont already own it, well Project is great and pool party just came out.
I dont get why you mules whine so much about how she looks screaming tumblr sjw at everything, she's fine and qt af.
>>148871925
Well, New Fiora has the added bonus of being the only champion in the game that can block summoner spells.
>>148872936
She's not a titty monster os she's SJW. :^)
>>148872713
you on euw or NA if your on euw you can summon Brew
>>148867176
>claimed one
yeah like who
>>148873069
you are writing words but i have no clue what you're talking about
>>148873095
i aint tellin you SHIT
>>148872936
Royal Guard Fiora still best Fiora
>>148872936
Sorry you find pic related attractive, some of us have standards.
>>148873145
if your on euw you can gift brew darkstar thresh and it would summon him back from the dead
and it would stop Brewposting
>>148873253
>He said, as the nearby trundleanon prepared to write another enchanting story about his fantasy boyfriend's smelly armpits.
>>148873285
oh. i don't know anyone from /lolg/ or anything. i don't even hang out in the channel. i just play video games.
>>148849436
obviously dude.
You've apparently taken shitposting seriously.
>>148872936
Headmistress looks horrible after the rework
Project copied old fiora's facial structure
pool party also looks terrible face wise7
her new face is fucking horrendous they should return it
they also gutted royal guard which was her best skin
>>148873151
Give me a hint at least because I am trying to do the same thing but I need some peace of mind that I'm not being toyed with
>>148872429
New Fiora needs to have her stats reign in a bit.
I think her passive shouldnt be %hp true damage but rather %hp physical damage.
Only the Ult should have true damage on it.
>>148872885
Lmao what
Kayle is not a worse offender than azir
His siege shits on hers
His mobility shits on hers
His ult shits on hers
They trashed Kayle a while ago when she was 1 shotting people in competitive so yes, they don't care about her anymore
>>148871231
>1 skin is slightly sexy during his tenure.
>It wasn't like that at all XD!!!!
Don't be stupid.
>>148873386
You can add people and join a club of people from /lolg/ and watch people shitpostin the chat and rage and shitalk eachother its fucking hillarious
if you wanna join on euw add "Cutest vlad eu"
is the owner i believe
Is Swain still good? He fell off quite a bit in the lcs
>>148873634
but i'll get bullied forbeing bronze
>Unironically bringing how a character looks into the discussion of their gameplay.
WAIFUFAGS need to be purged
>>148873723
There are plenty of people who just meme it out in normals nobody really gives a shit about your elo unless your an asshole and shitalk people a lot unless your joking
join us anon
>>148873451
why you need to know go after YOURS i already got mine, thats enough proof that it works
>people are still bitching about fiora
>months after her nerfs
>haven't been touched in competitive for a long time
sometimes i wonder the people who post on this board even play this game
>>148873775
People paid good money for this shit and when the majority of the fan base hates the new Fiora Riot should listen to their consumers.
I don't know why anyone would want to stare at this all game.
>>148873996
She recently got buffed and she had a good amount of competitive play even before the buffs
>>148873996
People here bitch at the most powerful champions because they were used in LCS
AD support Amumu would be a thing and people here would want that gutted.
>>148873996
She's annoying as fuck with grasp because her q+passive+grasp
is like a quarter of your fucking hp
>>148872429
Yeah you're probably a riven or yasuo based on what you wrote.
New Fiora is better than the the old, everyone knows that but she has no personality, she's bland as fuck. They destroyed the whole duelist thing now she's just another Garen or another Darius or another Xin Zhao. A warrior with no soul.
>>148873996
She dunks hard on tank ekko, that makes me hate her.
Give me ideas for a new snI like hentai, butts, ahegao, traps, tomboys
>>148873956
Just give me something to work with here so I know I'm not being played with. I'm not doubting you I just need to know that I'm not chasing someone that is with someone else.
Is it better to build K6 pure assassin (e.g. ghostblade) or build more tanky (e.g black cleaver)?
>>148874108
man imagine frozen mallet hydra ammumu
fucking scary shit
>>148874232
ghostblade+BC+deaths dance
>>148874091
oh anon
>>148874223
trust me shes not, unless im a fucking supreme cuck, which is impossible because of the relationship we have
>>148874168
>Darius
>No Soul
That guy wants to live out his dreams as a professional basket ball player.
And statistically destroys Fiora in lane.
>>148874232
Pure assassin. Being able to get out of an assassination is one of his strong-suites, it would be a waste to not use it. Like, Talon is really good at one-shotting people but he has no escape. This fucking bug cunt jumps in, presses Q on a squishy and watch them pop like a fucking grape and then jump back out again.
I honestly feel that he's too strong, but that's just me.
>>148849436
>manlet posting on 4chan
holy fuck dude if you're under 6'10 you should seriously hang yourself. If they make ladder tall enough for you, manlet.
>>148874410
when will they learn?
>>148874341
Okay fair enough. Can I just ask how long you've known her for?
>>148874185
>Unironically liking tank ekko
>>148874112
>grasp
Thanks for showing how fucking out of touch you are with the game and your elo. Nobody uses grasp on Fiora anymore
>>148874185
>wahh this champ counters mine therefore rito must nerf
>>148874508
over a year
>>148874397
>>148874298
Is duskblade a meme item on him?
>>148871636
>>148871774
tfw team isn't terrible
game 2/10
>>148874091
she looks like forecast Janna
>>148874563
it still fucking works on her
T-silver fiora player
>>148874168
>all of them no soul
Darius fights for power and only values strength
Garen fights for Justice and to protect the weaker
Fiora fights for the sake of challenge, honor and to prove shes the best
Xin is really just a murder machine who found purpose as a bodyguard
just because they dont have 1000230232 different qoutes doesnt mean they theyre bland
L2Lore kiddo
>>148874601
Okay thanks.
>>148874168
>Yeah you're probably a riven or yasuo
Oh cool thank anon, I didnt know I was a league of legends champion. Ya fucking dipshit.
So is Trinity Force the new thing on this man?
>>148874612
not bad, not great
>decide to check ranked stats
>im the only one with sub 100 games in my division
>im the only one with new and winstreak icons
>im the only one with solo icon
>everyone else is 500-1k games played in this elo
jesus christ
since he's gone its time for me to fill the void
JHINKEK
AUTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS JHIN
GIFT ME DARKSTAR THRESH
DELUSIONAL FUCK SORAKA IS CANCER
its like he never left
>>148872204
>flamed a riot employee
got any specifics on that? kek
>>148873496
Why the fuck do people constantly insert an "XD" or "le" whenever they're quoting someone, as if that somehow serves as a refutation? This shit has been going on for YEARS and it's EVERYWHERE. Stop. It proves nothing. It's a really cancerous mentality that stagnates all discussion or intelligent thought.
>>148874741
>taking grasp on a champ that doesn't stack hp
>i-it works!
>calling others silver
W E W
E
W
>>148874957
>new
it was always a thing and became even more of a thing when they jacked up his base damage during the juggernaut update.
the thing about darius is he really only needs 1 damage Item and then can go full tank because he gets 300 AD for FREE naturally(base damage and passive) if played correctly.
Just be sure to take as much movespeed as possible on him so you dont have trouble sticking to targets
>>148875018
Good, you might make it out of Bronze V.
>>148873475
How is Azir worse than Kayle? They're both awfully designed, but one actually takes some skill to play and the other one is literally press all buttons and rightclick your enemy.
>>148873996
Now that she actually has to build damage to have an impact instead of the fucking retarded titanic hydra into tank build I have no problems with her at all.
Stuff like Irelia and Jax can just auto her bitch ass to death.
>7 games of no yasuo
>hit promos
>yasuo locks everywhere
lmao rigged tbqh w/ u famalam my emotions are L I T
xd
>>148874769
calm down, kiddo. I'm not talking about their lore, I'm talking about their kit and how they play in game.
Also, lore is shit, they retcon stuff everytime they add a new champ and change it all the time. The lol ''lore'' is total bullshit.
the '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''LORE''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>148875176
Grasp is shit on champs that stack hp because the steal is based on the TARGET's %hp, so if your hp is higher than your enemy's you get back less effective hp than you deal.
If Jhin really OP or just Riot nerfed everything that could counter him?
>>148875160
If you're looking for intelligent discussion the you've come to the right site, buddy.
If you're talking about league in general keep in mind 9/10 people here are silver and below.
>>148875205
Shh stop telling everyone about my freelo waifu
>>148874669
Nobody dodged, the thresh is toplane. Didn't say a word during pregame. I probably should have just taken the 10 lp hit
"game" 3/10
>>148869613
>Hit her with an ability then watch as she tower solo tower divers you.
I wish this wasn't true. I fucking wish you were exaggerating but you're not. Literally every Riven will go all-in the moment you use any ability
>>148874106
those aren't really "buffs".
They more like "we changed these numbers slightly so you buy her new skin" XDDD
Same as the Lux bs.
so what the fuck is shield power and healing power?
is it just a % increase to the heal or shield?
>>148875361
Its not particularly Jhin its the armor pen build
MF and Twitch are other abusers of it.
>>148875438
The Leona will carry, they always do.
>>148875346
>Every 4 seconds in combat your next attack against an enemy champion deals 3% of your maximum health as magic damage and heals you for 1.5% of your maximum health (halved for ranged champions)
>3% of your maximum health as magic damage and heals you for 1.5% of your maximum health
>3% of your maximum health
>1.5% of your maximum health
>your maximum health
>your maximum health
>your
>your
>>148849436
Being better than fucking retards doesn't make you good.
also western soloqueue is fucking dogshit, if you pooled all of euw and Na into Korean and China servers than most of those plats would be silver etc
>>148875630
So just build health items like warmogs, retard. BC already gives you HP along with the titanic hydra and steraks you're building.
>when you remember that Warmog's exists
Warwick picked Jungle although he got assigned to mid
He most likely thought I was some kind of cuck and that I'd bow down to him and let him do what he wished
Unfortunately for him I'm no cuck
>E-stalk some shithead that afk'd in my game then got put on the enemy team afterwards and did the same thing and lost. Reported him twice of course. (Draven and Vayne main)
>Weeks of him playing games constantly, at least 5 a day.
>Lots of obvious quitting and raging, and trolling.
>He finally gets banned today despite doing this shit for literal weeks.
Why does Riot let intentional leavers and trolls go unpunished for so long, if he had just said nigger once he would have been gone after one offense.
>>148851475
>it's a retarded plats try to feel good about their shit rank episode
Most people try to generate a high income anon, but hardly any of the player base actually tries to get good at the game.
When you're taking about income your talking adults, when talking about league low Elo you're looking at children, autist said and dudebros.
>>148875985
>brolaf
yes m8, you are a cuck
>>148875797
Did you even read the post I was replying to?
>Grasp is shit on champs that stack hp because the steal is based on the TARGET's %hp, so if your hp is higher than your enemy's you get back less effective hp than you deal.
>Grasp is shit on champs that stack hp because the steal is based on the TARGET's %hp, so if your hp is higher than your enemy's you get back less effective hp than you deal.
This entire sentence is fucking wrong.
>>148873996
MAX HP% TRUE DAMAGE
LMAO
>>148875921
it was a lifesaver for me when i played darius and suddenly realized that i had all the armor/mr i needed, yet almost no hp.
>pick shen
>get tons of "ty"s from the mid and adc throught the game
>"honor me"
>no honor
ummm lolbabs!??!?
>>148875797
>>148875797
>be wrong
>JUST BUILD WARMOGS
>titty hydra
>steraks
how long have you not played this game, son?
>>148876270
what am i reading? every item you buy on darius has hp except boots obviously
>>148876181
>hardly any of the player base actually tries to get good at the game.
Nah, they're trying. They're just retarded
most people try to make a high income yet many end up working a dead end job with no propects slaving away to make enough money to pay the bills.
People are incompetent. Being the top 10% in anything means you're vastly above average, several standard deviations from the normal. There is no statistical basis to say Plat or even Gold players are shit. Gold is still top 30%, probably an entire Sigma from average.
Then again, this is the same place that memes about forced 50% winrates, so I probably shouldn't actually try to explain anything about statistics to them.
>be mordekaiser one tirck pony
>over 1000 ranked games with him this season
>only silver 4 (because team sucks)
>someone tell me mordekaiser sucks
>tell them to shut up
>enemies insulting me
>proceed to rush triforce and win the game ez pz
Mordekaiser is probably the strongest character in this game. You have tons of damage, a lot of utility with your ult, with stormraider you have mobility. He's the perfect champion
>>148876353
>he doesn't play ghostblade + hydra darius
>>148876526
>do a 360 and walk away
>mordekaiser is now completely irrelevant
>>148876553
no, i like to win
>>148876526
>building trinity force on Mord
I thought you had 1000 games on him anon
>>148876526
>Accept that I won't kill him in lane
>Farm normally
>Win because Mordekaiser does nothing if hes not fed
the only reason Morde is good right now is because top lane is full of literal fucking downies who do nothing but fight 24/7.
Dude, Skarner is FUN. Not good, per se, but FUN. I actually had FUN playing a League of Legends game and that's super dope.
It's been a while since I've felt that way.
Reminder that new Ryze is freelo.38% winrate means he's probably going to get buffed
>>148875521
Yeah but poor mf doesn't have fucking infinite range on her shit
>>148876928
I'll kill myself if he does.
He shits so damage and that Ult is fucking broken.
>>148876821
>Frozen Mallet
Why?
>>148877094
Memes, to be honest. I was talking to Hmnid and he said to get Frozen Mallet as a joke so I did it.
It's not horrible. But don't build it often.
>>148875797
Nobody even cares about the opinions of plats here, not to mention bronze shitters. Keep your mouth shut.
>>148877148
Unrelated Hmnid is a faggot and needs to stop fucking up vgvsvg
>>148876526
It feels really good to press q and bonk people to death.
>Sona will be nerfed before she gets to see pro play
;_;
>>148875797
>building warmogs
>as the grand duelist
TOP FUCKING KEK
tfw too shy to add people from /lolg/ when I play with them
>guys that pick shit with no waveclear/poke in new mememode
Do they like having their tender boipussies ravaged? What the fuck?
>>148877251
She deserves it.
>>148877074
I think the ult is cool and has enough counterplay. His numbers are just bonkers.
They finally made it so Ryze requires you to use more than one brain cell at a time, so Ryze players are having issues.
>>148877323
>Do they like having their tender boipussies ravaged?Y-yes.
>>148877328
>t. bronze game with lux support
>>148873634
>>148873723
Add someone else. I'm away from my pc until like the day after tomorrow, London adventures and all.
>i got tp i will fist u with long finger when english is hard
Fucking EUW, i swear
new thread where
>>148877251
She's already seen pro play.
So if i take the cs and kills away from my adc am i allowed to buy items like death cap over sight stone?
dead thread dead game
>>148877236
related get good
>>148878023
kill yourself
>>148878018
wait when
>>148877945
the best part about playing on na is not having to put up with horrible english all the time
>>148878023
bronze
>bought an account with victorious elise because I like her and i wasnt playing in season 3
>never play on it because it doesnt feel like my account
dumbess decision of my life
>>148878189
Aphromoo played her once at CSI
>>148878206
>french canadians everywhere
>their english is worse than any chinese engrish I've ever witnessed
>>148878214
its called auto fill and when you're adc is clearly boosted then there's no point giving him gold
>>148877945
>when people from EUNE post on the official Boards
I know english isn't their first language.. But holy literaly fuck.
Not to mention 90% of the time they're asking why they got banned and their chatlog is literally just "fuk u faggot nigger" over and over again.
Zed appears behind me when he ults.
But when does it determine where to place him?
When he ults or right as he appears?
I'm trying to figure out if I can place a Cait trap as he ults or if I have to wait until after.
>>148878023
>letting the adc get gold
This fucker is your bitch, he belongs to you. If you're a cuck you should play adc, not support.
NEW
THREAD
WHEN
NEW THREAD
>>148865213
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>>148878664
>>148878608
kys shill
>>148875985
>Unfortunately for him I'm no cuck
>DEFEAT
>>148878739
>>148878739
>>148878657
>>148878684
>>148878759
Jesus Christ.
>>148878841
WHICH FUCKING THREAD IS IT
>>148871556
haha,
no
>>148877547
Ew.
>>148875985
but you did get cucked
>>148878657
>>148878684
>>148878759
>all deleted
LOL BASED JANNY
>>148872185
Thanks Anon, made me smile x)
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