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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
nth for ded game
dead game
cash cow
no tf team
everyone riot
3rd for soldier
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/520609
Post sneaky French men
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28332953#p65048348
>>148775596
Thats a spooky french
>tfw no friends to make party with
Does the Reserve Shooter mini crit people launched by the ramps in Pass Time
>>148776880
>>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
try and make some
>>148776965
Didn't even see that, thanks
Can a complete noob post in that list?
mfw someone bought the only strange Stereoscopic Shades on the market ;_;
>>148777119
If you're a complete noob, you should probably just avoid competive until you can hold your own in a casual game.
But nobody's going to stop you joining so go crazy
>>148777826
I played a game a few days ago where someone on my team didn't know how to change classes
Don't be that guy
how do i reconnect to a comp match?
>>148774475
that was a good machinima
>>148778121
if the popup is gone you're too late afaik
post your flamey tryhard person
>>148774914
>>148775596
>>148779023
just take them all
You think the new strange cosmetics from the keyless crates are going to go down soon?
>>148779137
But I only wanted one....
Why do people with 2006 tier hardware own unusuals
>>148779392
I have 2016 hardware now though, just haven't updated that picture for a while
![a571789c4b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yhOw4Kc.jpg "a571789c4b[1].jpg")
>>148779023
>>148779392
thats a weird question
>>148779392
So we get pocketed.
Sorry my Kill-a-Twat doesn't look good enough for you.
:,^(
>>148779607
Just seems the money'd be better spent on some second-hand parts than on a cosmetic effect you don't even see most of the time
>demo in danger and low health
>shoot my crossbow and hit him back to full
>rush on over because enemies are taking their toll on him
>get caught in some damage and he's barely alive but we came out on top
>he's running ahead
>see a med kit to help patch me up
>because he was ahead he picked it up before me even though he was close to reaching normal health
>just stops, looks at me and shakes his body to the side and moves on
What the fuck man
You know what's a real challenge in this game?
Expert difficulty bots.
>>148780738
>Appear
>Suddenly 16 rockets firing in your general direction
I'd believe it
I feel like getting into Doter because Valve actually cares about it.
>>148781087
Cute!
>>148781087
Ugly.
>>148781002
dota is fun
do you want to play with me
>>148781087
le wacky and randum/10
>>148781180
good taste
>>148781257
>>148781464
shit taste fuck you guys
>>148781464
desu its the same with all of pyro's weapons
rate
>>148779351
there's no way to know how the selection works for the cosmetics so you can assume that they will be rare
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28286924
hello
>>148779023
img
>>148777119
If you want to learn to play some tf2 I'd be willing to work with you, you'd just have to id/ryuke add me and when I'm not busy we can run through the basics.
>>148784506
are you in my server
>>148784674
probably
>>148784506
is that pic from xxxx52 or whatever his name is
only bad players hate this update
Dotsy is choleric, insecure and self-centered. These are generally considered not cute character traits.
>>148784720
who r u
>>148784764
no? thats a porn artist, it's not porn
>>148784845
some1
>want to trade with someone
>they don't have their trade offer link anywhere
>add them
>they were in a full game at the time
>now they're just online
>still haven't accepted or ignored my friend request
>since this morning
check your steam for fuck's sake
put your trade offer link somewhere for fuck's sake
>>148784835
dotsy is fucking autistic lmao
>>148784887
okay
only fresh meat hate this update
>>148784808
I'm a bad player and I like this update
>it's a dotsy bullying episode
only heavy voters hate this update
>>148785235
>I voted for team pyro
*tips fursuit head*
>>148784835
What did he do besides the xionxang thing? I'm not up to date
>>148785339
>I voted for team heavy
don't kill me i'm friendly hoovy i give you sandvich :)
im going to buy 10 multi class crates and unbox all of them
>>148785481
*tips fedora*
>>148785584
*throws sandvich*
>>148785584
*tips fairy princess tiara*
Reminder that Heavy mains are either godlike alpha males or retarded autists
There is no middle ground
>>148785640
*medic picks it up*
*heals him*
wow if only pyro was that useful :)
>rank up a whole level due to winning a payload game with only four players
This is getting ridiculous
HOW TO FIX THE HEAVY:Base health increased from 300 to 350 (but overheal is still capped at 450)
>>148786108
Give him a bhop ability in exchange for his minigun
Now you have fatscout with less damage output
Everyone is happy
>>148786108
how does this solve anything
heavy already has chocolate bar
also you can't just say "max overheal is ablalbbelbelbalbelubele because reasons"
max overheal is always half the patient's health
Why are medals no longer saved on your competitive profile? They were saved in beta and it gave at least slightly more meaning than Overmeme medals.
>>148785967
This happens whenever I play spy. I'm not even good, I barely get a 1:1 K/D whenever I play spy.
will MvM ever get new content? when will my suffering end?
my tf2g pals HATE me
>>148787148
same
i was kicked months ago
i want back in
>>148787148
>wanting to be in a club called "cock suckers"
>>148787148
who cares
hello cheaters, why some fresh meat kiddo is first on global leaderboards
>>148787789
Because Valve can't make a quality product.
what is going on here
https://steamcommunity.com/id/epicgirl1998
>>148788516
:ooo
>>148788516
Human is having a mental breakdown.
>>148787848
They can, but they don't care about tf2.
i feel a lot of this would've been prevented if the tf2 beta had never been shut down
>>148789480
what was in the beta
are there any videos of cheater pov on mm?
can't find any
>>148789589
Jack shit. There were about a dozen new weapons tested there, about 2 of which were added into the game. Even when the beta was alive many changes just bypasses it entirely.
>>148789869
for what pvrpose? Why not give TF2 what Doto has, the test build you can opt into
>>148789869
>Jack shit.
>There were about a dozen new weapons tested there
?????
>>148790067
Dota's (public) test client barely gets anything either, last thing I recall they got was the Battle Cup test which was essentially on par with the MM beta.
>>148790101
2 weapons were implemented, and during that time TF2 got about 30. The beta was completely unindictative of what was happening.
Good morning /tf2g/
>>148788516
i know the artist is gunmouth but i dont know the source of her avatar
im astounded
>human is getting attention without doing jack shit
wow
>>148791541
he probably posted the id himself or his cronies (26dollar, kiriikp) did
>>148785235
>people seriously voting for Pyro to get a second Phlog that everyone will complain about endlessly
>The worst Heavy could get is a gimmicky minigun with passively harmless perks like +15 rotation speed for -30 health
Do people like this just because it's terrible?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4t2das/help_me_how_do_i_stop_spending_all_of_my_money/
retards
Gib rating please
>>148791634
That profile doesn't have any past nicknames, so it's more likely that human just changed his ID and switched it over to another one.
>>148792525
It's shit.
>>148792342
>main a class just because you got an unusual for it
Why?
>>148792525
Gay bear heavy
>>148792525
xDD
>>148788516
http://steamcommunity.com/id/180019213
>>148792342
>Today was pay day for me. I couldn't stop myself and I uncrated 231(?) keyless crates just telling myself over and over that maybe next time I'll get it.
fuckin lol
>>148792525
I want to FUCK your heavy
>>148792762
tfw gambling by uncrating falls in a grey area and valve will never get sued for it
>>148792752
Also shit.
>>148792342
>How do I stop doing something stupid?
Hmm... I wonder if this guy is looking for attention?
>>148792980
Are you even trying anymore? It's still bad.
>>148793070
>>148792762
Guy has a legitimate gambling addiction, but then again, asking for help about that on Reddit of all places is pretty questionable.
>>148792342
hatfags everybody
>>148792980
Needs the helmet from wolfenstien promo
>>148792342
with all that money he blows on uncrating he couldve got many unusuals lol
>>148793365
We hatfags do solemnly swear that this fuck isn't one of us.
>>148792980
Flip that visor down.
What do you think of this heavy?
>>148793680
I never comment on your loadouts because I never know what to say.
>>148793680
i wonder where he lies on the spectrum
>>148793680
black dicks/10
>>148792342
>231 keyless crates
why not just buy the particle hats you want?
oh wait, wait
>I just want to get another pyro unusual, y'know?
>pyro mains
>>148793838
far end
>>148792342
Good >Pyro Mains pasta, but it will never dethrone "I did not pay three thousand dollars"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ur0aP4BO94
this takes me back
>tfw roamer beefs the bomb
>>148793583
didn't know they even added the down style
How will sub zero suit, merc's muffler and chill chullo look together? And is pic good?
WHAT SICK MAN SENDS DIAPERS TO FIGHT ME
>>148794837
fucking garbage, you can see his eyes
>>148794837
loadout.tf
>>148794837
whatsnext.loadout.tf
>>148794837
>visible eyes
nty
>join any mvm game
>get this
>trying to close it disconnects me
help
>>148794636
now pls post result
http://www.strawpoll.me/10773115
http://www.strawpoll.me/10766675
>best class to main is demoman
>most people are fresh meats
hmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................
Should I get a dead of night for this demo?
>>148796269
Yes
left or right?
>>148796191
>playing this pseudo comp buggy ass trash valve shat out
LOL
>>148796352
>pyro
>>148794269
kaidus.wav
after playing scout for 1000 hours should i try to get better with soldier or demo next
i can pubstomp as both but i cant carry whole comp as either (yet)
i guess soldier is easier but there is like a shitton of those and there are hardly any demomen around (but when they are they are fucking EPIC)
so what do
Quick Fix any good?
why the fuck did keys lose so much value over a week
>>148796915
people are finally leaving this dead game
>>148796848
so i guess that demo is best to main because its hardest and rarest? or what now
y/n
If no, how do I fix it?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/4tc08s/robin_walker_explains_why_valve_isnt_as/
why so many valve drones still trying to desperately defend them
>>148795364
>disable hud
>it still happens
HELP
>>148797018
yes
>>148796416
>being so shit that you can't carry out of fresh meat
i hope you're only here to shitpost
>>148797762
ill try my best then !
>>148797225
i like it
>>148797910
hello valve drone
>>148796352
Left desu
>>148798010
hello fresh meat
>some of my weapon skin mods break the ui
I have found hell. Please send help or a noose.
>>148797910
>i like eating shit and im proud of it
LOL
>>148798175
>im shit and im proud of it
LOL
>>148797937
good
>>148798340
not really, mm system is ass and playing it would mean making valve think theres nothing wrong with it :)
fuck selling keys, what crate should i unbox
>>148798849
Keyless
>>148797937
good luck anon
>>148798849
open cratehow much are you selling them for?
mfw turn around 0-1 and win
>>148798849
the last one
>>148798849
92, go bonkers for the kritzkrieg
>it's a "Engineer doesn't build a tele on a casual payload map" episode
>>148798849
shut up and sell it *slaps you*
>>148798849
>>148799063
did I profit
>>148800237
a bit
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Part%3A%20Allied%20Healing%20Done
>5cp map
>someone on you team goes engineer
>no gunslinger
>starts building on your last point
>>148800402
I had some useless fucker on my team trying to play battle engi against an experienced soldier. We got pushed back to last and I told him to use the jag or something else, and he refused. People like this have no place in competitive mode.
>>148800402
>in comp mm
>>148800402
>POMSON
>tfw someone on your team starts shitting on your medic player and tells him to kill himself even though no one else was gonna play medic
reminder to always thank your medic, even if you lose
>>148800237
selling for1key
>its a "hold w out of spawn after getting wiped" episode
>>148800689
thats rude
medic players are the cutest and should not kill themselves
>>148800689
>Constantly get picked by scouts and bombed by soldiers
>OMG MEDIC WHERE WERE U???
That's generally when I switch classes.
it makes sense that shuckle has a tumblr considering he's FUCKING GAY
FUCKING
CHECK YOU STEAM NOTIFICATIONS
I WANT TO TRADE WITH YOU
>>148801656
ARG
>>148801825
BUY 4 KEYS AND RAFFFLE THEM
tfw no notifications ever
I bought a keyless crate.
>>148801902
i'm canadian
>>148801967
3 then
sometimes i put a classified on backpack.tf selling a key for lower than its current price just to get a lot of notifications
should Volvo reenable and add new item set bonuses without hats?
y/n
>>148802062
No. How could you have item set bonuses without hats? Also, the way they split up set effects between items was fine, just need to switch around some stats between the piss rifle and DDS.
>>148802062
why do you want p2w
hey you know what would be great
if valve would connect me to one of the compatible servers when I'm searching for a borneo or swiftwater game
>>148802062
Gameplay effects? No. However, there should be more cosmetic effects. Also, more items that are obviously supposed to be a set should be sets.
>when someone tells you they have 2k hours in spy
>>148802529
>pocket heavy
>flank spy
[T R I G G E R E D]
>>148802529
you guys won didn't you :^)
>>148802529
There are so many pubstomping heavies in MM and casual it's ridiculous. It's as if people don't realize how much heavy fucking sucks the minute there's a bit of focus fire on him and his inevitable medic butt buddy.
>casuals
post em, or even your comp if you're a badass dude
>>148802768
>0 - 2
it's not hard to win when the enemy team is 6 retards and your team is 5 retards + you
>>148802768
>>148803085
It works the same way here as it does in Dota, solo queue is you + 5 retards vs 5 retards and a 3k hr carry, if you can keep your retards alive longer than the carry can keep his tards alive, you win
>>148801656
>>148801825
>they finally check
>they reject my friend request
I WANT TO TRADE WITH YOU
YOU HAVE ACTIVE TRADE POSTS UP
YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR TRADE OFFER LINK ANYWHERE
>>148803391
kek
where is this from
>>148794102
Damn right.
>>148800689
>friend tells me that mm has a lot of competent medics
>couple of matches and found out that nobody wants to actually play med
>end up playing med in most matches just to avoid the "we need a med" situation
I wish I could play Scout or something every now and then, but I just don't want the team to bicker and then lose
>>148803743
every time i see this i laugh and then i cry because i know that someone out there is autistic enough to save up 3 grand on virtual items then cry because someone else might get the chance to kill them with it
>>148803743
lamo
>mfw someone abandons when we are LITERALLY (not figuratively) a second from winning
>mfw the match is now in the trash forever
>>148804258
git gud Xd
what do you say when someone says gg when it wasn't a gg
>>148803515
YES,THE SOURCE OF THIS IMAGE IS MYSTIFYING, IF ONLY THERE WERE SOME KIND OF INDICATION IN THE IMAGE ITSELF
>>148804423
i still say gg because it's good sportsmanship
>>148785353
literally stalks sops
>>148804462
do you live in alaska or something
>>148804423
you say 'fuck you bg'
>>148785353
>xionxang thing
i'd like to know this
>>148804638
>>148804423
repuerta mi team ctm coment me
what team should i choose?will it even make a difference
>>148804528
calling gg when you're winning is not good sportmanship you fucking inadequate shit
>Get an LMAOBOXing heavy for enemy
>He dies so often he needs a Med at all times with him
>We still lose because our team was shit, and he tries to shit-talk
I wasn't even mad. I mean, even with his ludicrous advantage, he was still dying like a retard.
Still doesn't take away that, if there is ONE thing I envy from OW, is that they have an actually decent anticheat system
>>148804625
explain
>>148804763
http://pastebin.com/1Kb6Tkai
>>148805065
i thought you speaking in the context of losing
calm down
>>148804423
1. press `
2. bind [ "say I TRIED SO HARD"
3. bind ] "say AND GOT SO FAR"
4. bind \ "say BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER"
5. type ggwp, pls commend
>>148804584
Looks like someonesFABULOUS!
>>148805119
saved an old picture of sops so he can post it whenever he wants to bully him, but sops already posted the picture when people asked so hes achieving nothing but looking like he secretly likes him
>>148805051
it doesn't matter at this point, there is such a large gap that the only way heavy could recover is if all team pyro voters simultaneously an heroed and all heavy voters were replaced with ESEA Invite level Soldiers
>>148805408
right
>>148802978
I don't think I'm very good at video games.
>>148805348
and what was the picture..?
>>148805709
just a picture of sops's face lol
>>148805051
go team pyro, you might get something if they win
>>148805408
Get a merc's pride if you want a scarf that doesn't clip with almost everything.
reminder that i'll suck a dick for a merc's pride
>>148805119
holy shit dotsy is autistic and a terrible person lol
>>148805932
good thinking
>>148805119
So why didn't Dotsy remain banned?
remember when dotsy came to the thread to whine when junk jokingly banned him lol
>>148805119
<sops> dotsy being mean on the internet wont make you any better at videogames
<videogames> what
ah my favorite meme
>heavy main obsessed with splatoon trying to bully others
you cant make this shit up senpai
dotsy is cute and bullies are just jealous of her
this is a fact
>>148805119
IRC
>full of bullies
>bad at videogames
>terrible people
>new /tf2g/s
Mumble
>full of great people
>good at video games
>will lift you up
>old /tf2g/s
>>148807158
t. dotsy
>tfw the enemy team has more good players than yours does but you still backcap
kek
>kek
lol
>lol
my sides
>my sides
haha
Post pottis men
>lol
>bepzinki
