Shitcurity Edition
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/xUdBuWvj
first for lewd birds
>>148687886
>:o!
Knochen uber alles
nth for Zalika, Angelite and Naomi, my brownfus!
>>148687886
>>148688641
I'm so glad this player legitimately killed himself
Intigracy turned down my offer to let him tickle my cervix, what gives?
>>148688869
give proof
>>148689338
he's memeing
the only players to kill themselves are velard and termedclepe2so far
>>148689382
Did omega ever do it
He's the one I would think to be the most vulnerable
>DeagleNation is back and griefing SS13
wew lad.
>>148689860
No, that nuisance is still kicking.
>tfw picked this game up a while back, but only played on /tg/station
I never even knew this one existed ;-;
>>148690105
We have better waifus and stronger powergamers
>>148689382
Did they actually kill themselves? Or are you also memeing.
>>148691398
nobody has heard from termedclepe2 again
that already is a massive red flag coming from somebody like him
the fact that he didn't appeal anything tells you he has to have killed himself, people as fucked in the head as him can't let something go
secways mapped when?
>>148692751
If you pray for them, afmins generally are willing to comply,for a price.
thanks for dancing with me crab
would you aclown
>>148695143
I'd only a foxy voxy
>>148692751
When I figure out how to map
>ask the RD if I can surgically remove his butt
>he follows me into robotics and over to the surgery table
>i mistakenly assume this is consent and put him on the table
>he freaks out
>i tell him he can leave
>he beats me to death with a crowbar while screaming UNAUTHORIZED SURGERY over comms
wew lad
>fix someone after the meme doctors are CPRing them
>braindead
>fix another
>immediately commits suicide
>prevent it with the power of drugs
I HAD FUN EVEN IF I WASTED ALL MY TIME
>captains that leave 30 minutes into the shift to take cappy nappys
why
>>148687134
>Chaplain uses chamelian projector to appear as the singularity.
>Makes it all the way into virology.
>Can't even hit the virologist with his shitty little para pen
>He spends a quarter of the round pretending to be a security cyborg.
>chaplain is being sketchy
>*beep* 627 bravo *beep*
>"you effed up son"
>"what :^)"
It felt like it would have been meta to bowl him over and take his pda and bust his face :(
>>148693010
>>148692751
They should be orderable in cargoSo I can start a segway gang with the clown and mime
This is our turf detective
Yeah, scram!
>be md
>clown invites everybody over for a party
>go there, party for a bit
>eventually, the clown reveals his plot to steal all the pets
>we actually manage it
>sec is called when we try to take poly
>hide on the cargo shuttle to escape the cops, pets in tow
>some cargo tech tags along too
>pray to the god for an escape
>we get sent to centcomm
>try to escape for a while, eventually decide that we need to sacrifice one of us
>start fighting
>shuttle undocks
>no pressure, feel like I'm gonna die
>start singing david bowie when suddenly we arrive at the clown planet
>the gauntlet stands in front of us
>I get caught off guard and die to a flame jet
>cargo tech dies to the fire too
>clown stumbles through, barely alive, burned and suffocated, slipping in the maze of peels
>mfw he makes it to the end and climbs into the HONK mech
>mfw he gets warped back to centcomm to enjoy his victory
You did damn good clown.
>>148695324
his PDA would have been locked and you would be sent to the slammer
>>148695324
Tfw I set my pda signal to that just to fuck with people like you
>>148695501
>heheh i was only pretending to be retarded :^)
>>148695256
I told you mutiple times that I just wanted to log off
The reason he was CPRing me was because I only had oxygen damage, saved on using the shitty cryo
>>148695324
That wasn't my code.
I just made up another number, so it would make it look like retards are spazzing over muh red suite, and """obvious syndie"""" ring tone.
I have been caught with my pda unlocked though.
>>148695256
>doctors are CPR
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY
>>148695361
i was wondering where you guys went
>>148695551
>implying i'm gonna listen to patients
FUCK YOU I'M THE DOCTOR I SAY WHAT WE DOfor real, I didn't see them because I was tunnel visioning
>danke for me
>states, "Thank you"
>Play sec
>Two guys have a major hard-on for the chaplain and claims that he is a tator
>One of them got sleepypenned apparently
>Take the chaplain in and find nothing
>Find nothing in his office
>I release him after some time
>The paramedic and the assistant stun him and starts beating him right outside the brig
>Tase and cuff both and give them time
>Later on I hear from the AI they are trying to murder him in crematorium
>Take the paramedic in and he keeps on saying that chaplain is a tator but still has no fucking evidence and on top of that he almost murdered him
>About to perma him but greytide virus hits
>So I set a security borg to watch the chaplain
>See an SPS go off in captains office
>Arrive at the teleporter and see some dude run into it
>Run after him
>End up in deep space
>Die
>Turns out the chaplain was a tator
I cannot perma/kill someone based on only word of mouth, that isn't how it works you god damn greytiders.
And you two were incriminating yourself at every turn with contraband weapons and attempted murder.
When I first saw him as singularity I thought it was just a prayer that got answered.
>>148695361
TELL ME SOMEONE RECORDED THIS
>>148695361
I'd changed the peels for regular over the tator cursed ones previously, as they tend to throw you in random directions.
Normal peels just make you slip onto the turn they're on, so they can't be stacked into a straight direction. I'm gonna have to PR this with some straight up ice tiles
>>148695361
>We dock at the clown vault
>take a look at the cluwnes before heading to the end of the room
>hear the clown but don't see anyone, he got flushed
>look around the rooms to see if the doctor was still here
>the honkmother slips me into the chute too
>I see the clown in a cage in the middle of a firestorm
>uncage him but we get honked by a goblin mob
>i go down and the clown burns to death
>honkmother revives the clown but he gets caged again
>I use my goblin wrangling skills to subdue the mob and free the clown
>run through the fire, hit crit while under the showers
at least the clown got the HONK
How do I fart
>>148696228
say "*fart
>>148696369
thanks
Bite with help intent to lick people when
>>148698416
wyci, yadda ya
>>148695236
ahelp it
>>148690105
We have the comfiest serbia, enjoy your stay anon
>>148698416
What for?
>>148699774
probably slightly lewd stuff
>>148699774
So we can determine if somebody islying
>>148699774
So I can taste when people are liars.
QUICK someone make this SS13 related
>observing chaplain playing video games
>cultist walks up to him and talks about the video game
>picture happens
>laugh
>cult
>isaac tells us all to lie low
>he turns up dead in medbay
>go to clone him
>LOOC: don't bother i give up
>didn't even share his word
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
thanks for giving me the starter words, narnar, sorry I failed
I apoligize for the entire mess. I thought i shared my word roundstart but it turns out i forgot.
>>148700415
it already is
Captain was condom
>Be mime
>not a cultist, Not even done anything yet
>Wander into maint tossing flares because I heard about a cult
>Captain rolls up out of the darkness into my flare, lasers me 6 times and then wirecuffs me and strips my pockets/backpack
>Drops me in medbay still in crit and runs off
>Doctors convert me
>He launches early
>Quality captaining
OOC: Mcrideinspace: give me more tears
>spend the entire round begging the captain to stop killing people
>get coverted
>end up lasering him to death on the shuttle
like pottery
c o n d o m
>>148700613
>mime
>get griefed non-stop by that guy
>ahelp it that I'm going to escalate
>admin-PM: "ur mime name is a bit dumdum ur valed"
can cultist mimes even say the magic words of Houdini?
Dear miners
please do not blow gibtonite next to the trade post
sincerely, traders
>>148700478
Before I bonked him on the head. I honestly thought it was malf AI.
>>148700802
Mime cultists have an advantage. Silent spell casting.
>>148700802
Mimes can do anything cultish and they're even better at it, because they don't scream the words
>>148700834
just blow gibtonite next to the mining dock then. the roid is the frontier where anything goes.
>>148700834
Dear traders
please do not play trader
sincerely, everyone
Vox are not for bully!
>>148700834
Go fuck yourself you useless birdshit
>>148701167
>Massive shitcurity as comdom during a cult round. Executed one with the chaplain just outside the brig in plain sight, lasered an innocent to crit for being in a vaguely suspicious location, blew the borgs for trying to stop him.
wow I wonder what would happen if he became captain the next round
Does the bar jukebox have a frequency I can tune to like the DJ station does?
>>148701940
You'll have to hook it up to a transmitter and set it to play on a certain frequency.
>>148702325
How does one do that?
0-3, Duration 2: 53% to get 4-B, 11% to get C, 36% chance for D+
0-3, Duration 20: 42% to get 4-B, 58% chance for D+
4-B, Duration 2: 59% chance to get 4-B, 10% to get C, 21% to get 0-3, 10% for D+
4-B, Duration 20: 29% chance to get 4-B, 18% chance to get C, 36% to get 0-3, 17% for D+
C, Duration 2: 41% chance to get 0-3, 59% chance to get 4-B
C, Duration 20: 55% chance to get 0-3, 45% chance to get 4-B
Intensity: Never touch Intensity
>>148702389
You can find a transmitter on the DJ station and one in maint above the abandoned theater and below the solars, try experimenting. Don't forget radiation protection.
Sawbones for admin.
DOOM Guy, the one man death squad, added to cult rounds when?
>>148703334
>DOOM
>Cult
???
>>148703640
Maybe during the end game after Narsie gets summoned? Give the harvesters something to worry about.
>>148703858
only triggers if when narsie is summoned and a single ERT member. The 1 ert member becomes doomguy getting hulk and doomguy armor that also has asstons of melee resistance and doom music starts [laying
>>148701582
It would be Malf so Artemis would demote him and let the clown play with him, Then later throw him in solitary and not subtly hint for the warden to murder him?
>be a malf borg
>time to go loud
>lock the paramedics in their station so they can't hurt us>it was really so we wouldn't hurt them
>milf borg
>AI is about to go loud
>ask it if it secured the cyborg upload
>no response
>it goes loud and orders to bring people to the autoborger, do so
>ask again
>no response
>borgs get blown
>AI has an anime display
should have seen it coming
>felon becomes captain
>quit job
>play video games for a living now
>join gaming mansion
>win razerang
>gaming equipment starts on fire and kills everyone
/g/ warned me about this exact thing
>>148704435
I knew it was new because it was hacking apcs at the start, which meant that the crew ordered it to open shit and he couldnt
>>148703334
hell yes
>admin chooses who becomes DOOM guy
>send in with a special shotgun and special armor that acts like upgraded miner hardsuit
>special knife that can destroy narsie and drop a meat called big guts
>set up razer gaming house
>its cramped but comfy.
>Takes awhile to setup
>3 gamers all sponsored by razer, wearing razer labeled gear.
>Keep winning cool prizes
>One guy wins a red space suite
>One guy gets a boomerang.
>Its Malf AI
>Keep gamin
>gotta practice so we can win internationals!
>AI plasma floods
>Eh whatever, keep pushing team!
>Win snap pops
>Without even thinking take one and throw it in celebration
>It ignites the plasma.
>We all die
;-;
M.m.m.muh Esports career.
>>148704538
I thought otherwise because I checked on the server room and it wasn't hacked.
>>148700834
HECH
IT'S HERE
IN THIS PLACE WE LOVE
IT DRIVES US
IT DEFINES US
>>148704426
thanks :3
we made bingo bosh dosh
>>148704649
don't you have babies to swallow, Rain
>>148704649
fatty sergal
>Tfw no spess Vietnam server
>you'll never be posted at the wire, half asleep when the tree line lights up with flares are gunfire erupts from it
>you'll never be ambushed on a jungle patrol and call in a broken arrow, burning friend and foe alike
>you'll never survive a mortar strike crossing open ground watching your brothers get blown to shreds and scream your name for help as you leave them in the dust
>>148704750
that isn't a thing is it
please no
>>148704743
isn't there a daki of her now?
>>148700415
shitty 1 min edit in paint.
>>148704554
>short recharge time instead of no loading
>killing X percentage of the harvesters turns it into the BFG
>>148704782
>honk!
>>148704782
Can happen on Marine server, Sorta. So I imagine if you replaced the aliums with gooks you could do it
>>148704914
See their gonna be lookin for army guys
>>148704954
I play CM often and the tensest moments have been marine vs PMC fights and the like
Alliums are not really PTSD, but spitters are pretty fucking annoying
>>148704782
Colonial Marines server is kind of Space Vietnam, except instead of asians you're shooting xenomorphs.
But everyone is still varying levels of incompetent, high, drunk, or any combination of the three.
post 'em
>>148705275
z rest
x say *dance
>>148705275
How tho
>>148705275
ctrl+shift+t tip fedora
ctrl+shift+s spin chairs
Both on repeat
>>148691843
>termedclepe
who was this guy in-game
>>148707030
had to randomname AND play in many different departments, or his incredible amounts of powergaming would have gotten him instantly grudged to death
Difference between unary vent and passive vent?
>>148704782
I'd be a colon marine more often if there was a human on human variation and they rewrote their rules to be less aurora/apollo/paradise/wherever they came from initially
>>148707747
Unary vents are what are in the station
Passive vents don't have pumps, they just let gas out if the pressure outside is lower than in the pipe
>>148707747
unary vents have a pump built into them and will output gas to the pressure you set
passive vents do not, they will output gas until the pressure of the room is the same as the pressure in the pipe, if the rooms pressure is higher than the pipe pressure, it will not output gas
>>148707823
What if the pressure outside is higher than the pipe? Does gas enter it?
>>148708314
No, sadly
>>148707749
>tfw Gooks vs Murricans
>Gooks have nightvision but murricans have better weapons
>gooks get tunnel warfare but murricans get napalm strikes
>>148689860
omega won't actually do it
he's the classic /r9k/ narcissist in that he spends most of his time projecting self-pity outward to release tension to the point at which he doesn't have the energy to either fix his problems or come to a very edgie and tragicc final solution
it's a self-destructive coping mechanism not unlike a substance abuse problem. He loves "struggling" and shame like a smackhead loves opiates
>>148708470
>one of the murrican jobs can be an ARVN terp who actually speaks Gook, and is the only way murricans and Gooks can speak to one another
What purpose, if any, does the atmospherics suit modkit serve? I tried it once and it kept me from using my helmet lights.
gambling is life
>>148709107
>Tfw on patrol in the grass and you hear a twig snap
is the round still going?
Mice are worth ONE CARP (1!)
Terry is worth THREE CARP (3! That's 2 more than 1!)
>>148709335
>2nuke
loldeff
>>148709131
5x more burn resistance (plasma fires)
slows more, no head light
disadvantages fully removed by using hyperzine and mesons/lantern
>>148709380
Not just burn but also pressure
>>148709346
Hh.h.h.hhow does this explain Solipsism
>>148709469
I have never taken pressure damage in a normal hardsuit of any type, where do they fail?
>>148709469
I thought it was just temperature but not pressure which made it useless
>try to table someone
>security gives me 7 minutes even though there was no harm
>later waltz into my bar
>throw a glass of what they asked for
>resist arrest
>brigged for 10 minutes even though space law says it's supposed to be five
das racist desu baka
>>148709774
only fail in gas miner levels of pressure only mechs can deal with for god knows what.
Thing is even gas miners can push HIGHER then that when put in a big ass room
i wonder what vox meat tastes like
pork?
>>148710380
No that's box
vox taste like chicken
Giant, mutant chicken
>>148710447
nah I can't see the connection
>>148710592
Vox turn into chicken when you inject them with monkey SEs.
>>148710787
Does that mean that humans are mutant monkeys?
>>148710883
or monkeys are mutant humans.
gg evolution.
MLG power gayming pro tip: you can hide your parapen in your PDA
>>148711102
but we are mutant apes if anything, not monkeys
does that mean that vox aren't really chickens?!
>>148711518
>using parapens ever
>>148711518
There are people who don't do this on the off chance they're using a parapen?
>>148711568
no vox are literally shitty chicken super mutants that's the lore
I mean you can pretend in you're head that they're actually space bird native american navajos from the fucking Fusilli Jerry star system or whatever I don't really care but they're chiggins here and the code reflects it
>>148711895
>""""""""""lore""""""""""
In my lore vox are figments of our imaginations.
>>148711895
>Implying we actually have any official vox lore
No two people here actually agree on vox lore
Though for what it's worth, what the Wiki says is very much not what you said
>>148711982
good I like it
>>148712007
who cares
>you will never get to work in cargo with Terry Watson the qt mail girl
>you will never get to give her a bunch of packages to hand-deliver with cutesie notes in them to all the departments
>you will never reward her for all her work with a kiss on the cheek
>you will never see her blush and giggle nervously as she tries to process what just happened
>you will never have Terry Watson for your waifuI wish Terry was still here, she was a cute.
>>148712757
Literally who
Get with the times you fuck
>>148713061
>literally who
She was a well known waifu a few months back
Not my fault you people's taste keeps getting worse and worse and worse
>>148712757
none of the female characters are cute or pleasant to be around let alone work with
most of them aren't even convincing women
they're either rick sanchez with tits or the snarky mysterious girl (dyke???) from a TV crime drama
I don't know how people manange to jack off to this kind of shit and yes I know you guys shitpost about it here but there are multiple popular servers built on this premise and it's just fucking baffling to me.
>>148713165
terry wasn't like that
terry was cute and neither an annoying snarkbitch or rick with tits
needing to stay hydrated when?
having to deal with bodily wastes so toilets have a purpose when?
>>148713119
you're the only one with shit taste here
>>148713251
ok terry
>>148712757
You literally only posted that when I rejoined the server.
Who are you, anon?
>>148713295
ree that's a fetish
xcom snake people when
>>148713523
When you get better at coding, Kolith,
>>148711895
No, vox are poorly scripted and you're a salty nigger. :^)
Bombcap should be 4
I don't hate most of you.
Not even the vox or silicons.
>>148713323
>today's waifus
>snarkdyke lesbian couple from science
>snarkdyke lesbian couple from sec
>mediocre attentionwhore detective
>used up slut who's jumped on 4+ cocks in 4 months
compare to
>december-january
>qts like terry with qt gimmicks and sweet personalities
>qts like natalya kaminskaya, who actually play human beings with pasts, memories, and personalities
>buff qts like marcia
>stupid but fun qts like rail
I think I'll take my old waifus thank you very much, and you can keep getting cucked by all the dyke bitches.
>>148713251
>>148713119
>>148713323
No for fucking read who are you I was a LITERAL
W H O
H
O
when I did play I'm trying to garner a not!reputation here.
>>148714078
i only absolutely hate three types of players
anime display ais
cat ear wearers
IC meme spouters
im real fun at parties
>>148714303
What aboutinverteddisplay AIs
>>148714449
wack
>>148714207
>literal who
You drew pictures of your character, did a noticeable gimmick, staticnamed, and had something vaguely resembling a personality.
If you don't want a reputation, you basically have to do the opposite of all of that.
>>148713165
I was going to say i didn't fit those but damnit i'm totally rick sanchez with tits
>>148714570
Fuck. I just wanted the mail tO NEVER FAIL.
>>148714873
who the fuck is rick sanchez
>staticname
>but keep making new characters before I can cash in those dank metafriend bucks
Son of a bitch.
>>148714972
stick with one, be a be a baybie faggot with him but make friends with some of the metafags
you'll find your metabux in your mailbox a week after that
>>148714089
We got some good waifus still famalam
>>148715335
like who
snarky medical bitch?
>>148713770
no u
>>148715430
Wasnt terry snarky medical bitch too sometimes
>>148715430
>he doesn't like snark
>>148715625
>snark
Snark is good when it's a character facet. It's not good when it is literally your entire personality. Even in media where there's designated snarky assholes, they still have more to their character than 'snarky asshole'.
>tfw waifu plays sec so you never get to see them
>that pic
snarky female characters are literally just moutheir versions of the gay guys playing them with tits
>>148714938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24RIl-vFBs8
>>148715752What if my character is based on an existing character thats supposed to be snarky?
Waifu posting is why I stopped posting and doodling.
I forgot the drama there can sometimes be.I don't understand it
>>148716458
Because lonely autists think that if they try and get pussy in a 32x32 pixel space man game that they'll get pussy in real life
>>148716458
>drama
>>148716613
>falseflagging
>people doing it to whore
>people fighting over best whorefus
>people forgetting their jobs to be a whorefu
>people honestly for gods sake not delivering the mail.
>>148716567
Please don't project your insecurities into everyone else
>>148715430
She's pretty good
>spend almost the entire round drinking myself stupid
>help spread the virologist's >beneficial virus
>call the shuttle when we get an assload of people fucked by the mime wearing the happy mask
>murdered by a vampire
>vampire murdered by a flower
alright/10, kinda long and boring
idea:
>roll xenobio antag
>get rid of all the extinguishers on the station
>blow up R&D
>force a few people to slime baby
>let loose a rabid slime army via disposals
>make sure whoever goes to atmos dies
>middle of july
>still no snake people
>overfill a beaker with plasteelium
>try to move some to another beaker
>splash it all over the floor
>Get vamp
>Go with the chaplain to join his cult
>Set on fire, play through the pain because religion and stuff
>Chaplain helps me out and then offers to look after my dog
>Drag a coffin full of food around everywhere
>Already knew that the test wire was grey and that I definately wouldn't forget which wire it was and think it was grey from breaking into HoP office to rescue Ian
>Go to sec to break in
>Pulse grey, nothing happens
>Pulse the one above it and get shocked
>Security man walks in a few seconds after I get shocked, sees me lying on the floor with a multitool, crowbar, toolbox and a coffin
>"This is exactly what it looks like"
I think I did pretty good
>near-full power vampire getting murdered by a lesbian with a flower.
>>148717424
>end up waiting until the shuttle is called to go through with plan
Xenobio antags are hard because you don't usually have much time.
>>148717498
I was the other vamp and was also inducted into his cult. I took a few hits from the null rod but laughed it off.
I killed a lot of people in maint, but flowers too stronk.
>>148717606
the chance for a gray slime to mutate should be 100%, i've had too many times where i had no mutations and then only one from two splits
>in theory, this means a ~76% chance of at least one mutation
>Come across two bodies with genetic defects and no blood as paramedic
>Try real hard to not go VAMPS CALL THE CHAPLAIN REEE VALIDS
>Get security to come over and figure it out
>Chaplain too busy getting eaten by carp and general shenanigans
>Third guy dying on the monitors was in the middle of a suck
Remember to DISABLE suit sensors when giving the suck or applying toolbox to head
>>148690105
>mfw i played on TG station until i realized it had nothing to do with /tg/ anymore.
>people on TG station dont even know what /tg/ is anymore.
The original remnants either play on their small autism server or on Absolution. OrLifeweb
>chef
>make a couple spaghetti sandwhiches until botany makes veg.
>no one coming in
>smoke break!
>haven't played in months so forget I can fight back vamp sucking me dry
>20 minutes dead with full and active suit sensors
>join as pAI puppy
>talk a lot while CE explores
>talk more with the engineer club
>talk into radio as CE gets butt lasted by vamp and engiebro saves life
>talk more during fruitless flamethrower hunt
>use door jack once
Overall 7/10 comfy rainy round.
>>148717954
motherfucker we literally tried to clone you a million times
>>148718038
Right. I saw you calling out right after I hit pAI join. It was my first game in a while and if already waited and easy twenty minutes. Maybe I'm just unforgiving because I usually artistically watch sensors. Thanks for trying, though!
Can we implement a feature that will make players more likely to be antags?
I've played for a while but almost never get antag even though I have it set all of them
glad wiz aborted that sandgina crew round
>not letting a mechanic into your department
How can people be this cruel?
>>148718458
what does that even mean?
>>148718419
I get antag almost every game :^)
>>148718419
Just play lowpop you have a high as fuck chance to get antag
>>148718838
yeah but then you're stuck as antag in lowpop which is shit
>>148719194
beggars can't be choosers
>>148719194
Lowpop antag's chill as shit as long as you don't murderbone
>>148714089
The used up slut is the gook, right?
>it's a wizard hits himself with a fireball round
YOU WE'RE FUCKING ALONE IN MAINT
WHY
>powergame up some shitty weapons
>wizard dies to himself
a-alright
>>148719965
no i'm pretty sure it's me, the blue haired one
>2 wiz rounds in a row
end this hell.
I got telekinesis instantly in genetics, I was hoping to make myself into a god this round, but nope, its a 10 minute murderboning wizard episode.
>>148720303
no it's me the blonde one
>>148720215
SPELLS N SHIET
>>148720303
No, I'm pretty sure it's the gook that I play.
B-but my snowflake isn't a gook
>>148720528
Mine is!Although she grew up a Brit.
All you waifufags need to get the fuck out to >>>/ksg/
Or even better >>>/out/
>>148720610Julia's a gook?
>>148720718Hyunyou dumbass.Juliais a Nazi.
>>148720760
I am a little slow, but I also haven't seen Hyun in awhile
>>148720810
I don't play much anymore because I not only sleep 14 hours a day anymore but I also downloaded Unity because I will make my dream game come true. But curse my unartistic hands, if I could sprite I could do almost the entire damn thing myself.
>>148720875
Just open paint, turn on grids then zoom in as far as you can, ezpz
>>148720875
What do you need sprited sennpai?
I can't promise I'll know how to get it to you or if you'll be in a thread when I post it or if it'll even get done properly or if you'll like it
but it's the summer and what've you got to lose?There's nothing to sprite for /vg/station anyway
>>148720962
Need more than 32x32 for this kind of thing. Spriting for SS13 is a different beast than spriting for other games.
>>148721050
My dream game is an SS13 fighting game, so even doing one character is a load of work. If you're interested, message me on the /vg/station Discord server.
>you will never ram it intoRambling Maniac'svirgin boipuss
>>148721050
Oh my nickname on there is dududupoolj
>>148721168
Ooh, sounds like a pretty big undertaking. I wont be sure how your hitboxes are designed or what moves/toolboxes/stunbatons you want to see out of them
But I can sketch up a few different designs of a standing fighter, I suppose unless you have the skeleton mapped out?
I'll warn you my background is inanimutoo but I'll try maybe three different styles to start.
>>148720760
Julia isn't a nazi, just german, god.
>third wizard round in a row
>try to do gameshow wizard gimmick again to make up for the 5 minute murderbone rounds
>have pretty good ideas for questions this time around
>disconnect TWICE setting things up
>disconnect once more right before I start with questions
>finally fucking reconnect
>someone welderbombed the room
I'm not mad
Just disappointed
>>148721580
Like I said, message me on the Discord so I can give some more info about what is like to see. If you use Steam, my username is sonime.Anime style is fine, I had Blazblue in mind for the visuals but not character design, if that makes sense.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WIZARD FOR THE THIRD ROUND
I MAD
wew
>>148721580
Pls respond
A babysitter was putting a child to bed when she noticed a completely nude man in clown makeup sitting in the corner of the room, stroking his hairy stomach and laughing quietly. Thinking nothing of it, she went downstairs to watch TV. When the parents came home hours later, she complimented them on their naked clown man, and the dad said, “We don’t own a naked clown man.”
More AI announcement words WHEN
Hey guys how do I get my friend into spess
>falling for the waifu meme
>in a 2d atmos simulator
>>148723618
>doesn't have a virtual gf
>can't pick up chicks in an atmospherics simulator
>IAAs don't get special button that plays multiple sounds from Phoenix wright games
>>148724098
>doesn't have a history of being a husbando shitter
>hasn't moved on from literal autism: the game
>doesn't have a gf irl
just joined. Why is everyone naked
>>148724849
dick in cock
ged banned kiddo
>>148724849
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