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Previous Thread:
>>>148472826
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>be bad
>completely ignore rrrrrr's entire existence
>get good
>win
>>148651403
please don't impersonate me ok.
yo how many times are they going to show this damn intel commercial?
>>148651465
literally who
are you
>>148651553
the person who posted the screenshot that you impersonated >:(
>>148651630
uhhh youre the one impersonating me????
>>148651735
please don't do this anon.
>>148650589
hi guys, how can i throw a connector smoke that lands on the 1st step like picrel?
i can't find one, all smokes i tried land somewhere in the middle and you can still see short throu the top
i would prefer throw or jump throw, but if it has to be running smoke so be it
>be bad
>lower sens
>switch from 4:3 to full native
>win
who /toggleononlypistolrounds/ here? 3-4 headshots are literally 5-6 rounds for my team.
>>148650972
A M I N E
who the fuck is kaboose
rec me a skine for £2.85 (got a couple of gamma drops)
I used that tool that shows you if anyone you played with has been VAC banned and someone I played with yesterday got an overwatch ban . . . 40 days ago. how? are overwatch bans for griefing temporary or something?
im like EH
>>148656243
>are overwatch bans for griefing temporary
yes
lol @ coL
>tfw got a VAC ban from modern warfare 2
>everyone in csgo thinks im a cheater
>>148656243
Yeah, they're temporary, usually only a few months depending on how many guilty verdicts you get.
Though I remember temp bans disappearing from profiles after they expire, but they might have changed that.
>>148656870
Funny since you can even play mw2 with a vac ban
>>148657309
>so new he doesn't know about the fov fix vac ban epidemic
hey reddo
Failu 1# idiot weasel
>>148650589
Kenneth is literally our guy.
reddit's girls getting btfo'd
>>148657479
I was talking about how a couple years ago everyone was "unbanned", even cheaters.
>>148659160
wait who?
>>148659160
Secret are our girls.
what's up gotards
hows it feel being cucked out of an esport due to millenial numales complaining about gambling
reminder to bet on team kaliber. brehze is a confirmed hacker
>>148660553
:[]
>be Jason Lake
>spend thousands importing players from other countries
>lose
>be Ryu
>spend nothing creating your own team of randos
>win
>>148661324
our guy
question, whats the deal with teams dropping the bomb sometimes? does it popup on enemy radar or something?
>>148661626
So when you die it doesn't fly into an easy to watch/ hard to retrieve place and can't give as much away to someone who randomly sees you since they won't see bomb
>>148661626
if you're carrying the bomb and get spotted, the bomb shows up in their radar, yes
people drop the bomb when they want to push so the cts don't see where it is and so they don't drop it in some retarded place that cts can easily cover when they die
this is really basic shit, try playing the game yourself
>>148661324
>spend nothing
selfless are getting a team house
and they have no fucking sponsors
and they have the old team karma
they've got some rich cunt bankrolling them hard
former cod player wrecking csgotards
>>148663614
They're picking up cheap af players.
-Nifty (teamless)
-Connor (lol)
-Kaboose (lol)
The team house is the only real expense and even that is cheap af
>>148664517
they also have a rocket league team, an overwatch team, a ssbm player, and a killer instinct player
>>148665194
Man they must have huuuge salaries for those in-demand esporte, huh.
>>148663838
That's pretty crazy since playing cod is statistically proven to make you stupider
post your most expensive pixels
>>148665607
I'm not saying they're paying massive wages to the killer instinct dude and the female cs team
But they're at least giving the cs team and ryu wages, surely
And they have literally one sponsor who gives them t shirts
How do I bhop? I can now string series of strafes but my speed is only around 180~200.
Normally waking with knife is 250.
>>148666602
Use a macro ya fuckin boner
guys i betted on our guy ocean
>>148667054
>betting
>anime
absolutely fucking degenerate
how do i get fucking good at this game, everyone raping my shit in classics with their super snapshots at the head while i'm missing all my shots
>>148667392
>>148665607
Ryu and the CS team are on a living salary. I'm pretty sure the Overwatch and Rocket League teams are being paid fairly well too
>>148667491
lower sensitivity so that you die because you couldn't move your mouse fast enough not because you missed
watch this shit https://www.youtube.com/user/JoshNissanCS/playlists
don't use fucking aim maps to "train", just play the real thing and fucking concentrate
also use spinbot
>>148667491
https://youtu.be/SlCRfTmBSGs
It's literally in the OP post dude
>>148667491
lower your sens
aim for the head
learn to hold corners and what are good positions
>>148667829
what the fuck do you mean with aim maps, all i'm playing is dust2 and spamming m4a1
>>148667491
(((classics)))
>>148668146
kys
>>148668547
(((leafy)))
>>148667829
do not engage/rush/peak the enemy if you don't absolutely have to (as in - bomb is ticking)
communicate with your team, force them to make calls, so that you never have to look at the radar and therefore you can 100% concentrate at the angle you are holding, an angle that give you the advantage so that your fucking aim and reaction time doesn't matter that much
and stop force buying every round
>>148668034
switch to M4A4 then
no, switch to deagle and whenever you miss a headshot i want you to punch yourself in the balls
Rrrrrrr you fuck, get on your main if possible
>>148668034
Which position do you play as CT on dust2?
no gf
no bf
life sucks
>>148668941
Hey sailor
anyone want to queue up mm? Figured I'd try to play some games today not solo, current rank is N3 but was double Ak before I started playing drunk.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198296878966/
>>148669831
>84 hrs on record
>loli
>only game is CS:GO
no ty
>>148670025
why would i link my main profile on here? I dont want yall fucks to have that info
u afraid I'm a cheater or some shit?
i could stream with better fps than the ibuypower dudes
and c9 are fucking trash it seems
>>148668941
>tfw
>>148670314
c9 has always been trash
ayylientech are our guys
who also won me bare skins tho
>>148670314
shit i could draw the frames by hand faster than some of these drops
>>148669831
region?
reminder that if you aren't playing 4:3 stretched with bilinear filtering and no AA you're a big stupid idiot
>>148671514
There is literally no reason to play with low texture filtering and for all intensive porpoises it is a handicap
I've missed online games getting ddoses
Can't wait for ESEA and faceit and whatever shit cevo will do
>IBP in charge of the products they're selling actually functioning
Really, Henry? Really? Respect lost.
>>148672705
Check your autism
>>148672705
looks pretty basic, but still would
>>148672705
i thought he was a homo
This game is officially dying RIP. Enjoy your 200k majors
>>148670846
NA central
>>148674956
oh no, the gamblers are leaving ;_;
>i know lets calmly run into the uzi dude one by one without firing back
>>148674956
But number of players is increasing
Will EU ever recover? They got overtaken by SA and now NA. It's embarrassing.
>>148675440
as soon as tournaments start taking cheating seriouslynever ever
>>148675551
Are you insinuating that EU doesn't cheat? lmao
They are the original cheaters. Maybe their micros are out of date.
>>148675741
i'm implying that americans can't play and rely entirely on cheating
>>148672705
Have you actually ever listened to him talk about his life? 100% despirate. Got turned down by a Lonely Hearts Club.
>>148674956
Viewer count for Tournaments and Majors are on the downslide heavily
this game is so fucking bad
>bought csgo this summer because I missed playing count her strikes
>had to wait a week to be fully able to play matchmaking (fucking cooldown)
>get placed in mg2
>rank up to mge
>spinbots, russians with trigger, clowns, no mic retards, etc
I really want to get Prime Matchmaking but this joke of company doesn't let me to. After a week of playing I'm only level 6, nice bs of leveling system. Might as well have to buy an account to enjoy this game since FACEIT is pretty much mm but without rage hackers.
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!111
//vent
animefags getting BTFO'd by our guys
>people still subbing and donating to shitlords like joshog and moe
how stupid are csgo players?
when will our guys get invited to another international event ;_;
>>148677870
>>148678137
when they stop blatantly cheating
>>148677870
one the one hand anime is good
on the other hand ohios are for newfags and literal homos
>>148677719
(((vent)))
>>148678137
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>>148678653
That's funny
>>148677995
Subbed to moe only for giveaways but I don't think he does them anymore so I'll probably cancel my sub
you have to sub to his fat brother bc moe is on vacation
>>148679753
>>148679175
School shootings aren't funny.
>it's an overtime script again
>c9
>4 map points
new liquid
>>148680093
yeah they are
how is cloud9 losing to these literally whos
>>148680526
power of anime
what is holding NA cs back besides pic related?
>>148680874
uh,,,,,,,,,, thats not adderall
>>148680874
lard and heart disease, mostly
>>148680874
no addy
>>148680874
money. they get huge salaries for mediocre results.
also, lack of good igls.
>>148680972
exactly? so what's the issue with north american counter-strike, friendo?
Sayonara sayonaraaaaa sensei
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3ltGjUBUo
>phantomlord going to jail
>faze going to jail
>>148678485
>he isnt using the fought knight font RIGHT NOW
Whats your excuse?
>>148681973
hahahahahahah csgo is beyond fucked
>>148681973
BUY FAZE STICKERS
BUY BUY BUY
>>148681973
nice game GObabs
>>148681973
thank god, phantomlord is a major faggot
>>148681973
tl;dw
what's up?
>>148683608
Faze owned/s Wild, PL rigged his site's pots to win big, as well and got winning numbers for csgolotto.
>>148683936
sounds like bad things are happening to bad people
>>148684140
Yeah, so lets gets cozy under the covers and watch the skines burn.
>>148684140
>implying
CSGOs playerbase is an average 11 years old, they aren't gonna follow shit up, people still donate to moe and josh
>team Solomid
>not israeli
gotards???
>>148684140
Oh and Pl owned csgoshuffle
>>148684645
You called?
>>148681973
https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1/status/750493548596891648
Fucking RIP.
>RLewis has more csgo gambling fuel
Nice. I hope a lot more people are going to burn.
>>148685076
>csgoshuffle is down
RiP
When is someone going to sue twitch for being the advertising platform for all this gambling stuff?
Not a lawyer, but they have policies disallowing this stuff but never did anything to prevent it from happening, nor did they police it when it did
How much different would it be from a lawsuit against valve?
>>148687735
Also you could make the argument that they profited from it way more easily than valve, from subscribers and shit
>>148687735
the bar for due diligence here is absolutely minimal
>Be Thorin
>CSGO is kill
>lose my only job
No.
>>148687903
They literally did nothing until valve got sued though, and what they did was a blog post
Doesn't due diligence require doing something?
>>148688383
feel free to figure out the details by going through fucking common law case precedent dude. in practice they have zero obligation to do fuck-all and no liability.
this general is dead
>>148688673
you're dead, this is hell
>>148688707
if I actually would be dead, I would be in heaven because im a good person
>>148688913
you're right. this is heaven. enjoy
>>148688512
I'm sure there's some lawyer that might figure out a way to sue twitch though. I'm just going to say rico and without knowing what that means assume that i'm correct
French fag cAre about to be BTFO.
>>148688913
Good people don't post on 4chan. This is purgatory. You failed and are on the way to hell.
>>148689042
you can sue anyone for anything. you just won't win
%?
>>148689878
420
>>148689878
%
%
%
%
%
you guys watching rubinos stream? nigga is getting trolled hard
>tfw finally Silver Elite after 150 wins
>started at S2
>I play on ultra low at 20fps
Looks like I'm gonna get out of silver hell while severely handicapped
>>148690423
>>148690468
who care...
Why does WarOwl have such a massive hateboner for the gambling shit?
>>148690618
father issues probably
also he's right
>>148690618
his parents raise him right unlike your parents
>>148690791
>>148690841
But like he goes on a 5 minute rant against gambling skins every 5 seconds. Like yes everybody gets that you hate gambling calm the fuck down you autist.
>pls respond
:)
>>148690618
He's American
his chat has been pretty funny
>disputing your subscription
>>148691063
"I hope you are also a piece of shit and a scumbag . It would be better than being betrayed by a scumbag."
>>148691430
He's gonna win, you know. Paypal always sides with buyer
holy shit this phantomlord chat logs
so fucking epic
whats going on in here
:)
Hey fellow inmate, % of my ass filled with your dick?
dinglederper isnt eem attractive phantom and dinglederper both look like siblings
>>148693826
What's wrong with PL? Just tourettes or something? He's spastic and his gf also looks like a handicap frog face
![Dinglederper-Playboy-6-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RE7L50z.jpg "Dinglederper-Playboy-6-1[1].jpg")
>>148693826
eh, she's not that bad
>>148694250
she looks like my cousin (white trash) l-0-l
tarik just said that gambling wasn't a big part of his stream lol
>>148694707
wtf i hate tarik now
what skin i buuy
w/e guns you use the most
>>148696185
i already have dose ;;;__;;
what skins do you currently have?
tiger tooth flip knife
>>148696320
m4, ak, p250, 57, tec9, scout, cz, sawed off, 1014, deagle, galil, famas, mp7, aug, nova, ump, p90, rampage pistol, usp, p2k, glock mac10 awpothe other m4, mp9, bbizoner
>>148696561
only nife i want are damascus steel karam and sapphire/bp flip
![aLajfwO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rlm8YEl.jpg "aLajfwO[1].jpg")
So I just purchased this from some nerd's bargain bin.
The RNG pattern seems pretty dank desu
>get a headshot point blank with p250
>99 in 1
explain this gogurts
>>148697267
You deserved it for using pistols desu
Let's decide this once and for all:
Is/has Flusha relying/ever relied on external assistance?
>>148697229
gibe me
>>148697729
Ever? Sure. Now? No. Shox? Forever and always. Kio? Used to, not now.
>>148697920
sent
Check for it in your inventory atsteamcommunity.com/my/inventory/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i0Csxi9qYo
shroud toggling furiously
*farts*
I'm watching old 1.6 videos and I must say that I miss the 1.6 movement. It was so crisp and clean. Not sluggish like CSGO. Why did they even try to make this shit realistic? It's an arcade shooter with tactical elements.
>>148699547
YEAH MAN I TOTALLY AGREE AS A 18 YEAR CS VET THIS IS LAME AND REALLY RUINS THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE VIDEO GAME HAHA
>>148698838
>those flicks
he's not even trying to hide it
>>148698838
if anyone else did this they'd be overwatch banned
how do I get a gf
Thats it. CSGO is ded. I'm going to play overwatch now. sayounara faggots
>>148701617
you're not a girl though
>>148702129
i can become one...for you <3
>>148702196
are you abig guy
>>148702329
no...
>>148701030
play pokemon go
>>148702435
post your profile.
>>148702965
He'd better play Pokemon Go to the vote
>>148703239
i figuratively dont literally get it
>9 pm on a saturday night in las vegas
>already getting ready to go to bed
why do i even live?
why is reddit so absolutely anally ruptured by the thought of gambling?
i've probably lost ~300 bucks between Lounge and everything else, but I laughed it off and told myself to stop being a retard, I didn't try to take down the entire fucking game.
>>148703317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or3tLKPAh48
>he fell for the 400 dpi meme
lmao (laughing my a** off)
>>148703906
dude watch your mouth wtf
>>148703906
This. 6400 dpi laser mice master race
I'm only silver because of valves shitty calibration
>>148703153
you'll really give me a chance?
>>148704594
sure of course
>>148700363
why are you so buttmad?
>>148703692
See, I think it's fine and all for gambling to exist for csgo and other games. I do believe in regulation and shit like requiring IDs for betting and preventing those below the age of 18 from betting. I caught my younger brother on one of them a year ago and had him show me his gambling history for that site. He had lost 90% of his history and lost around $600 in skins including a knife I opened that I gave the shitter as a present for his birthday. My issue is the morality of scamming younger kids, because when we were young 10-13 y/o, we didn't go online to bet shit. We would waste it on air soft guns or skateboards or other things that we could physically have or show ownership of. The worst thing we could be out of was a summer's worth of mowing yards and doing chores. However the value of skins is ridiculous, but I understand having been an old school MTG player. I just don't want worthless dudes like PL, or TmarTn getting money when all they did was lie. Do I think this is a good lesson for kids to learn? Sure, but do I want them to learn it this way? Not really.
Skins are fucking lame because everyone gets caught up in showing off the EPEEN and it's fucking autistic.
>>148703906
>tfw 500 dpi
>narrowly avoided the meme
feels good
>tfw desk, headset, mouse are all falling apart
>tfw need new everything
>all of these happen just at the same time I receive my first month of wage
>>148704998
>We would waste it on air soft guns or skateboards or other things that we could physically have or show ownership of.
this is a really good point desu
i'm a 19 year old who's terrible with money and i've lost $2k from buying and reselling cs:go skins for less than i paid to get new skins or betting them on matches/gambling sites
i'm also into MTG and have a $2500 foil EDH deck
i try to keep really quiet about my cs:go skin spending because it's embarrassing, it's just dumb pixels, but the magic cards are a concrete thing that i can actually keep or resell easily and could provide entertainment for years to come
>>148704998
Kid would have just stolen your id and done it. Damn, i bet you think this this is real http://www.theonion.com/article/i-am-under-18-button-clicked-for-first-time-in-his-6396
Rich was right before he sold out. Parents need to watch their kids more, and not let the computer babysit them 24/7, but aside from that, a kid losing his lunch money is better than some 40yo missing mortgage payment. Man up you reddit faggot
Post interesting skines
how do i increase my adr
>>148709453
shoot them with your gun
>>148709413
You first.
>>148709674
im trying but my adr is still low.
>>148709453
Let your teamates run in first
Never push unless someone else is pushing in front of you
Don't be afraid to save and try get a few cheeky kills if the round is going in the other sides favor
>>148709691
b-b-but the helmets turn into skulls as it wears....
>>148709413
hmm
![1VXjZ7g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/skRGBv9.jpg "1VXjZ7g[1].jpg")
>>148709413
see>>148697229
bonus with another personal favorite
>>148709962
what this guy says is right
If you're confident in your ability to frag, just bait the fuck out of your teammates then go in for a trade
How to get moni for knife as an international student in USA
Like I can't even get a driver license senpaitachi
>>148711312
whore yourself out
where are you from?
>>148706451
top kek, not everyone is as dishonest and addicted to shit as you are. Seriously going as far as to steal a family member's ID is pathetic just to gamble on a website. It's not right for a kid to lose his lunch money if it's for some worthless shitter that has to appeal to a lower intelligence audience to scam them. Dude should find a real fucking job because his talents would take him far otherwise, and wont endanger jail time.
Shit this big always finds a way to get out.
>>148711731
Idk how it works
I'm 18 m
NJ Oakland
>last 5 prime matches
>spinbotter
>spinbotter
>spinbotter
>spinbotter
>5 stack of blatant wh and ah
Has there ever been a game this full of cheats? I don't remember source, 1.6, 1.5, bf2, ut2k4,ANYTHING even being 1% as bad as csgo currently is.
>>148713809
game doesn't work properly, devs don't care about balancing it
players get angry and do dumb things
players see pros cheating blatantly, and they receive praise
players want to do it too
if your goal is to make other people upset, it's also easy to grief
>>148714141
I'm just bemused. How is it this bad? Like...How?
How is it possible to give so little of a shit you don't spend 1 hour writing some basic code to shut down spinbotters? How is it possible for not just 1 person, but an entire team, to be so careless?
I genuinely hope that those responsible for this flood of cheats get a form of malignant cancer, along with their entire families. It is only fitting, as nothing could be done then, just as they do nothing for csgo.
>>148712025
I don't even bet but you're a retard.
I wish SPUNJ was my bf.
>>148713809
CSGO is pretty much build to facilitate cheaters.
>it's cheap so every kid can afford it
>it's popular so lots of kids play it
>it's non casual so it attracts tryhards
>it's still casual enough to not limit player base to dedicated autists
>a good chunk of a fanbase doesnt even care about the game, they came for ebin skins, memes and twitch celebrities
>the game is pretty unforgiving and cheating tools do increase your preformance massively. compare it to tf or overwatch where headshot aimbot would not be an absolute instant death for everything on the screen. compare it to overwatch or battlefield with their iffy hit boxes and general chaos of 64 player servers where one guy cheating is not super noticeable.
>if you die you have to wait a minute or more to respawn. if you play competetive you can be locked in a match for at least half an hour. This is a perfect rage fuel.
>VAC is trash
Literally everything sets it up in a way that makes cheating and bullying people extra fun.
>>148716645
since you mentioned it, you should go check out owg's """aimbot""" clips of pros
ded thred
ded game
>>148716795
>"""aimbot"""
you mean q?
>>148719037
i dont play ow, i just saw it trying to find the new thread last week
tfw cum so much dicc hurt
lol@csgo bets ad on 4chan
>>148713809
http://get.overwatched.today/
use this m'dude bans them easy
>>148721076
does it really work
>>148713809
doubt pirated CSGO is big at all, but in pirated 1.6 there were many cheaters if you didnt find a decent server
>>148722684
hurray!
>>148719037
my favorite is the guys who still run the aimbot while ulting
>>148716086
how is he still alive
