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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Open]
>>148472826
Noodles in hamburger? Gross.
so it finally happened, eh? skins and gambling are going to destroy this garbage fucking abomination of a game. i've been waiting for this day
who /G2/ here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
fcking herman hacking cuns
>>148473098
Why is he shaking?
>be bad
>lose
>switch to 4:3
>be good
>win
>>148473660
when you nutted and she still sucking
nikooooooooooooOOOO
fucking niko
hakcss
g2 overttime pls
There's zero% (0%) chance niko is clean.
>>148473402
>that intro
>a dude with a katana
>a shuriken
>music starts
oh.
british people.
Also i thought that chick was qt, but what is wrong with her face
NIKO
NIKO
NIKO
NIKO
NIKO
>>148473907
no eyebrows
>>148473907
>british
africaans
more dutch
>>148472826
good looking burg my man
believe
cmoN g2 4-0
did shox stop hacking? fucking pussy.
Is Niko trying to take Scream's title?
chrisj looks like a straight up pedo
fucKING MOUZ HACKING SHITttsssts
http://csgo.steamanalyst.com/hotdeals
why haven't you gotten your 'hot' new deal yet?
>>148475082
no BF listed
>>148474413
niKo theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUs8FEsDUZ4
niko with the casual 40 on the last map
fucking kill urselves frenchshitters fsfashfuahfbfsbfusabfuasbufisbiurwuig394g1794g129421 4i jsubr0inapmrq4212141asd
>>148475372
how much?
>>148475082
seriously considering buying one cool skin for -70%
is it a mistake?
who /allinonclg/ here
i want to rub niko's tummy!!!
UPDATE INCOMEING GET REDYYYY
>>148475459
same esp the knives that i want are now under $100
France got terrorism'd again
>>148476047
Nice
ive stopped playing cs go completely
>>148476384
Brutal. Savage. Rekt
>>148475160
im right here
who remembers...
>NiKo still playing with these bots
Why doesn't he switch org already. Unreal player
>>148476947
>golden years
>not the KongKat, Drally, eGene, EraZ, Whimp Titans lineup
stay pleb
>>148477001
Serbs hate NATO, germany is just anti-Nato enough.
>>148476947
i wanna lick jdms jawline
>>148477312
jw's jawline > jdm's jawline
>>148476047
religion of peace
have the 16:9 le native memers taken over /csgog/?
>>148477949
nah bby
>>148477949
4:3 has literally always been a meme on csgog
>skin gambling dead
>tarik is retiring after this year
Sell ur skines now, csgo is dead the pros know
>>148477949
>playing a videogame in the same resolution is now a meme
pita you fucking shit skin
>>148478602
you really need to learn about the kosovo war my friend :)
>>148477949
when you die and everyone talks shit at you because the guy was "JUST THERE" and you didn't see it, I'll be in the back of your head, laughing.
when the fuck is Splyce playing
Watching clg makes me feel embarrassed
>>148478792
>ak47 cute
>pic is a type 56
lmao retard anime shitter
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747822/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10747413/
NICE SOON TO BE DEAD GEAM, GAMBLING ADDICTS
>>148479108
i don't mean EL of course, just in general
i want to see genghis khan ravage NA shits
>no bf to drink whiskey with and watch mushishi
>10-5
>>148479320
jasonR said they would be in season 2 of e league but hes not with them anymore
>tfw you ace clutch with a Nova
anyone from imcute here?
I wanna join. Im ready to toggle.
>>148479802
you cant join, but im in imcute
>>148479941
where is the proofs?
>>148480109
up on melancholy hill theres a plastic tree
>>148479149
>they're literally the same shell
>catching distinct designs of the same fucking thing in a poorly animated show
Wow dude
>>148480405
lmao get owned fat anime retard
>>148480334
>tali
>VACcinated
https://steamcommunity.com/id/heyimtali
>>148480860
yeah im not tali lol
>>148480334
How does a group have that many members when it is invite-only?
![stdin_snapshot_10.06_[2016.07.14_15.59.17].png](https://i.imgur.com/m8h2q8l.jpg "stdin_snapshot_10.06_[2016.07.14_15.59.17].png")
>>148481102
used to be open
>>148480860
>used to play tera with tali
he's such a fag lamo
This scoreline is the work of an enemy Stand!
Nice dead general gotards llol
>>148482409
come stand a little bit closer, breathe in and get a bit higher
>>148483151
hahaha DANK
>>148483359
lol!
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/753731111776378880
Reminder to bind caps lock to toggle cl_righthand
if faze lose a map to this shitty team
they can disband
>defuse bomb
>americans clap
>>148473660
Orgasm or maybe he's having a stroke. Just look at the shape he's in. Dosia is a stroke and heart attack waiting to happen. Same goes for Hiko and his diet that consists of the audience of every major.
>>148473660
He's probably tweaking out on all the free energy drinks or just nervously bouncing his legs
>nobody used cheats
>NiP was best team
>everyone started toggling
>nip is tier 2
UHH CSGOTARDS?
>>148485432
NiP magic
>know they're coming B
>still cant stop the push
cbble is so trash
>G2 lose to mouz
>muslim kills over 70 frogs
Uh gogurts?
>>148485432
>nip win when shox is going full toggle in a team with kio, kqly and sf
>no one is toggling
lol ok gramps u fag
>>148485432
>f0rest
>not a toggler
why are clg players so bad? their crosshair placement is EU LEM tier
fucking hell how is fox still playing for this team
>>148486079
sory mrs jackson
What if valve made spray cans where you could combine them with stickers to make sprays
hire me valve
that round literally came down to rng
>>148486324
>what if valve added back functionality that was in the game 16 years ago
i hate this game so much sometimes
lmao tarik bot
no wonder they kicked his ass. even hazed is doing better while igl
EU seriously need to stop playing this game lmao
yall garbage
>>148486636
i agree
gonna play inside instead
>>148486714
looks cool game havent finished limbo yet tho
>>148486482
yeah but these would be cool and not just shock porn
GTX 1060 or RX 480 Nitro?
>>148487005
you got hardly any shock porn in 1.6 though
>>148487016
neither
no point in spending that much money on a GPU
fuck faze garbage fucking team
is dazed redpilled? redpill me on dazed.
>tfw finally getting a job
Soon I can afford all those skines I want
>>148489458
>wasting your mcdonalds check on skins so you can pretend to be rich
buy a gym membership fatso
>>148486846
imo limbo is shit. braid is better in every way and only the end section of limbo with gravity is good
so far i'm loving inside. super opressive and i've been scared in a way i didnt expect just afraid that i'm going to die at any moment. the game is great. torrent it and if you like it maybe buy it.
>>148487338
>hardly
I can't even begin to tell you how many servers I was banned from for posting mantrain pics from 1.6, CZ, CSS, and TF2. At least one guy every server was spraying some kind of vile shit. Though those ones that looked like CT's hiding in a corner were pretty cool, even tricked me a few times.
>>148489884
>you were the idiot spraying pics
well you clearly have a great reference point to determine how much shock porn was sprayed
faze... hello? save my $1000.
>>148489585
Actually I'm gonna be working at a Costco warehouse
>faze getting trashed by tier 5 NA rag tag team
Anti cheating measures working as intended.
le individual skills meme is my fav meme
>>148490395
This is just a meme right?
Not like this. I dodge G2, but I lose because of faze?
Kio and Fox are the togglers, prove me wrong.
They're like fucking Olof and Flusha.
like they even look like lowlife cheaters
>he doubted our guys tarik and others
>>148490065
I was enjoying the game faggot, there were thousands of players that did it. I was far from the only person, they invented plugins to determine who sprayed what because of how rampant it was. And if it wasn't some scat porn or other sick shit it was regular porn which also got the same response.
>koosta
Wow this is some fucking trash tier CS. Both of these teams suck balls.
TARIK IS SO FUCKING BAD ROFL WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING EVEN
>>148490825
kio 100%
people won't remember why, but me and le old figs do
>>148491670
inventory cleaning immediately after KQLY?
CHEATERS GETTING BTFO
B
T
F
O
How are they so bad? These guys are getting paid for this right?
hey gamers what's the best csgo cheat
Ah the olde overtime meme
good shit gotards
damn cs esports fucking suck
imagine zeus being fox teammate
CLG just re-dosed on addy. It's over FaZe shitters.
>>148491719
yup. no one ever mentions this, but he was on a team with sf and KQLY before LDLC, then they get banned and oh, his inventory is gone and he got """"hacked""""
>faze is literally acne-ridden teenagers
>koosta is out rifling faze members
what the fuck is this game?
so theyre not letting koosta use the awp ever? how fucking cucked is this guy
>pros can't hit M4 sprays without external assist
>technical difficulties
>technical difficulties
>match point
holy shit eleague pls
>maikel treated fox like a refugee
>get kicked after he had enough of this shitter
is he the most cucked e-sports pro
>eleague
a little break , csgolounge guys commin' in explaining how much money can be lost here
>tfw koosta
im guessing it has to do with the thunderstorm that is going on in atlanta
>>148489407
He's smarter than you, and 98% of csgo forums.
Myself included.
If he applied himself to being anything other than a CS player, or a kike streamer, he'd excel in w/e field desu.
whats the score? my internet went down at 15-15
>>148493682
the score i- CHANNEL OFFLINE
>>148493682
18-18
down again
>>148493864
fuck me. I got a lot riding on CLG
lel no not really, a 69cent skin
>>148494076
>betting
I don't give a fuck, retard.
>>148494189
I hope your mother gets breast cancer and dies a slow painful death
>>148494286
Sick.
>>148494286
edgy
Tarik must literally be throwing on purpose waht the fuck
is anyone else watching fl0m stream rn? is that "girl" using a voice changer?
>>148494610
>her
fox need to die first every round
>>148494286
18+
>>148494481
it really does look like he was throwing
fucking faze
I did not doubt FaZe for even a minute.
kek at this echofox match
>>148495496
>ef in a 2v4
>seangares gets the remaining 4 kills for an ace
kind of fucking hilarious
>>148496828
Fucking next game aproto dc as soon as spectators join, dude is obvi toggling lmao and didnt want to get caught on cam
>>148488819
>$200-$250
>too much for a gpu
wow have fun playing tf2 in 720p
>>148487016
when the HECK is this update
burg out n about
>>148501747
vomit inducing desu
yes denis dont even try say that u are higher
>wheh you have to votekick yourself in order to get your team out of their Skype circlejerk
>>148503879
>I was on the roof in 1992
so are both eleague games going to be on tv tomorrow?
>>148505674
only the faze mous one is televised
so we get the whole stream for the good match, and the shit nerfed stream for the shit match
>sk gaming house in usa
>na finally has a good team
>>148509703
both teams in the finals were NA teams
NA is the home of counterstrike
Official VIP maps when?
VIP maps at majors when?
>>148503879
savage af
>>148504610
underrated
>topfrag with sg and aug
>the enemy team didnt get salty
Pretending to be Russian and causing my team to start teamkilling each other is so much fun
>>148517474
>read topfrag as tripfag
I need to wake up
oh shit waddup
Can we all agree that the mm ranking system is absolute garbage?
>tfw $30 usb chinaman headset
>tfw having to tell my teammates where the enemy is in clutches with 99% accuracy
holy fuck people are bad at this game
>>148518950
Like 75% (prob more at your rank) of people play with default music, an epig sound kit or their own music
>>148519110
i use music, but I turn it down low. also bomb music off only 10 second timer on
>>148518950
>trying to clutch
>"please tell me where they last were", "please someone say where the killed you from"
>fucking deathly silence
>pull off a clutch
>stay shaky for the rest of the game
>>148520374
>pull off a clutch with awp
>team is like you didn't do anything special it was just 1 v 3 with awp it happens everyday to win.
yeah thats why I play with friends
>buy charging cable for phone on ebay
>it's defective
>now have to by another one
>don't want to waste time disputing over a dollar
I'm miffed tbqh.
/blog
my gfs (male) birthday today
gonna give her birthday sex while you nerds stay inside playing dead games rofl
>>148525923
>my gfs (male) birthday today
> gonna give her birthday sex while you nerds stay inside playing dead games rofl
>>148526140
who are you quoting?
>>148525923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s172kyzqbLlk
>>148526307
ummm just because she has a penis doesn't mean it's gay?
>when a girl likes you but she isn't a virgin
Makes me want to kms, gogurts.
>>148511821
Been dominated by yurop, are we seeing a shift? Or is this just a meem dream?
>>148526692
>liquid beats nv
>loses to vp offline on train
>liquid knocks out niko and co.
>liquid knocks out navi
>liquid knocks out fnatic
>loses to br cheaters
>wearing shorts in anti terror policing
>in public
Some anon interested in playing with me?
Silver III here, basically just started playing CS:GO.
Stats for my last game in the image.
Not really sure what to do on a map like Mirage yet, but I always tend to shut down 1 entrance with smoke / molotov / flash, and then watch the second entrance.
steamcommunity.com/id/TooBadNerds
>tfw you auto mute every single person in the game if it gives me an american server
Why are these yankees so god damn fucking annoying. Their accent, what they have to say its just all CANCER
>>148527440
Region?
>>148527585
look at the scoreboard it's eu obv
>>148527585
I don't know what sorts of regions Valve uses for CS:GO, but I live in Germany.
>>148527808
>germany
No thanks
>>148527805
People in Aus/NZ have ironic Russian steam names, I assume ameripooppants do as well
>get into a game of mm
>all warmed up after dm-ing for a hour
>notice my teammates have high ping
>one of them talk on the mic
>hear a disgusting, barely understandable accent
>realize im playing with fucking europeans
>decide to give them a chance
>the enemy does a 5 man push to a
>teammates says "all short"
>disconnect
>now have a 7 day cooldown
why do these subhuman "people" keep getting into my games?
>Find ranked match
>No Russian names
>Lead 12T - 3CT on Mirage
>1 Guy suddenly decides to afk
>He gets kicked by the other 3 guys
>Suddenly another kick vote
>"You were kicked from too many recent matches"
Ebin xDD
our mongol is streaming
Guys I haven't actually played a full comp game in a year
when I try to play comp I get bored around round 10 and disconnect.
I just play casual and topfrag to inflate my ego
why is this game so dead
>>148528865
>>148529947
nice blog(s)
>>148532138
who wants to bet they're running off with the skins
>>148532182
who wants to be "a few minutes" is two weeks?
>>148533373
this was a good post btw
I'm on a greyhound bus. I'm so tired
>>148534917
I just did a pt test, it was easy
>>148534917
>he doesn't have his own car
LMAO look at this poorfag
>>148534954
>pt
How's elementary school working out for you?
>>148534954
Nice man. Nice.
>>148534998
Im in the Air Force dingus
>>148534998
I do have my own car. I took the train to see some family and then through a series of events I had to take a bus back
>>148535036
>Im in the CHAIR force
ftfy tbqh famalam
>>148535119
It's pretty easy tbqh famalam and pays for da skines so whatever.
Comfy desk job desu
>>148535207
You are not flyan? :((
>>148535291
I'm a big guy (for you) and not eligible for flying status
Only O's fly anyways
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/753788406786846721
the ourest of our guys
>>148535702
Thorin actually bounces between reddit and us from time to time tbqhwuf
is this the right decision? https://twitter.com/TeamDignitas/status/753937402003980289?lang=en
>>148520174
I still prefer that to:
>"THEY ARE ALL AT A COME TO A WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IT'S A IT'S A"
>rotate fast
>bomb gets planted on B
poopoo pee pee
>Gun changes
>CZ gives $300 kill reward
>Reduced moving accuracy for Tec-9 and USP
>All upgraded pistols except Deag deal 95-99 damage to the helmet at closest range
>Shooting while on the air causes bullets to never land within a circle around the crosshair
>M4A1-S fire rate now on par with M4A4, reload time increased in exchange (the reload animation can be pulling back the charging handle)
>Improve M4A4's armor penetration
>Movement changes
>Increased deceleration upon landing from a jump to on par with 1.6
>Re-introduce ladder strafing
>Map changes
>Re-introduce Inferno into active pool
>Remove Dust2 from active pool
>Add Tuscan to active pool
Will this make the game good?
>>148535702
What accusations? What happend?
>>148537848
>talking about the game
This is an esports only general boy
>>148537848
>Remove Dust2 from active pool
i understand why you want to do this, but it still is a bloody good map
>that one normie fuck that starts goofing around when ahead
how do I get matched with autists only?
is harveyfag gone?
>>148537848
>>Shooting while on the air causes bullets to never land within a circle around the crosshair
There is nothing good about this
>>148472826
Reminder that if you play 4:3 and started playing on cs:s or GO, you're a fucking bandwagonin cuck that deserves to forever be nothing more than DMG
>>148538279
there's only tier 2 teams fighting for neetbux
>>148537848
>not wanting the game to be dust2-only
Jesus Christ, that's the whole reason this game is dying.
>>148538963
Reminder that if you post in /magog/, you're a fucking bandwagonin cuck that deserves to forever be nothing more than DMG
Is it true what Dazed said about Hiko smelling really nice?
>>148539212
idk
dazed looks like he smells like gefilte fish or some other heeb delicacy
a good jewish boy he is
>>148539212
Probably. Hiko does seem like he would try too hard to smell good to make up for the rest.
>>148540019
Make up for what?
>>148540431
you know...... the IT....
>tfw had just enough money to get a haircut for job interview
>tfw jew bank charges me a "maintenance service charge" that takes 1/3 of my poorfag bux
>tfw will probably not get the job now
I'll never have cool skines now, wtf
>>148472826
>skins are dropping
fuck yes, gonna get some cheap ass skins.
>>148541230
!crate
>>148537848
csgo is dogshit, the movement is still fucking terrible ice skating garbage
