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Last time on /ss13g/
>weeb delamination imminent
>do NOT post loli creampie in the server, the forums, or the discord you dumb shits
>space lube is fun, fun, FUN!

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/xUdBuWvj
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hey guys heres a fun wizard strategy
just like pick jaunt and nobody can ever touch you because you jaunt away lol :D
foolprof tactic
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>>148574724
>do NOT post loli creampie in the server, the forums, or the discord you dumb shits

What's wrong with loli creampie?
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>>148574913
Max jaunt and just keep clicking the button. cannot be touched at all
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Man am I glad this shit's back up
I nearly went to colonial marines
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>>148575047
Serb is hosted in Canada
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>>148574913
>doesn't have black gloves to remove the light
would've survived long enough to get away if he wasn't so shit
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>>148575343
you can fire into the darkness now
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>>148575392
even still, wiz has 3 tiles to move in, constantly moving its at least a one in three chance if not higher to hit him.
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Damn hippie chemistry is robust as fuck
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>>148575539
don't you think an even easier way to not die would be to not jaunt into the glass cage
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Had a feeling it was ops pop on station was way too low
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>lube the floors
>die to ops
10/10
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>>148577575
m e t a g a m e
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>>148577769
>entire departments are empty while others are full
>MERE COINCIDENCE, GOY
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>>148577575
dude just look at the ckeys in the lobby of the staticnamers who don't play silicon
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>>148577769
It's really hard to suppress that

Sometimes, you just know it's Ops


>>148577714
>be ops
>slip on lubed floors

wew
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>>148577769
Not as if I started arming myself and stealing the disk, just sorta knew how it was gonna end
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What do you do when you have two waifus asking for a friend
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>>148578462
IT'S UP

>>148578489
tell them where to get a friend
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Intigracy said he loves me!
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>>148578462
It IS back up.
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>>148578489
talk with both about it
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>>148578489
Your two waifus are interested in your friend and not you?
You should get new waifus
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>>148578664
he's lying, he only loves me!
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>>148578489
Dont lead both of them on
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what if there was a wizard spell that lubed the 5 tiles in front of you
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>>148578886
what if there was a wizard spell that randomly mindswapped everyone in the station with another random person, like summon guns but retarded
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>>148578886
what if you coded it
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>>148578771
Back off bitch, he's mine!

MINE!
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>>148579040
wow that would be pretty cool wouldn't it
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>>148580026
i wonder why you keep getting banned from 4chan
could it be because you avatarfag with MLP shit you dumbfuck
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holy shit I've been gone for a week or two and there's like a majority of new keys.. did all the fags make new keys or is this some real summer shit?
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Stun batons to the head cure revs?
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NICK YOU NEED TO HAVE GUNS ON YOU AT ALL TIMES

WHAT WERE YOU DOING MAN
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>>148580287
No, I forgot to check for nipples when i posted thicc.
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>>148580364
theres a small chance of any stun to the head doing it
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Thank you my revolutionary friends

t. the one who kidnapped a diona
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Did HoP not count?
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Goodnight spacemen! An unfortunate day for us all with all this downtime, tomorrow will be better.
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>>148580361
how dare we have new players

the only players we should have are yahir and nevill
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>>148580426
I had to run with my stun baton to save my officer, I HAVE TO HARM FAST AND GUNS TOO SLOW
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>>148580426
i didn't even think i'd manage to kill him, but hey, luck
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>>148580439
I guess I broke into the armory for nothing.
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>>148580364
Any weapon that does brute unrevs when it KOs a person. brute/100 chance to KO, 10% chance for the beatstick.

But they still have no implant so they are still KOS to the rest of sec.
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>>148580468
HoP joined after round start so no, he did not count
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>>148580468
hop was a latejoin
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>>148580468
He latejoined, so no.
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>not even rev want anything to do with you
vox chef is suffering
clowns and secborgs just barging in and shit
fuck
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>>148580491
when they have managed to absorb the annoying meme-speak half the server parrots and act like they've been there for years after a week, yeah, get the fuck out faggots.
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>be botany
>just want one comfy round where I can grow crops
>get wizard, newcops, and rev

>>148580561
I thought about murdering you with a hatchet after I got rev'd you but you were too nice and I would have felt bad
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>>148580656
I would've been mildly upset
might've even complained in deadchat
then I'd wonder what I was doing on this game instead of sorting my life out
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Rev round, not a clue what to do just make a flash and hand to the head and run around the rest of the round
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>>148580432
why dont you just reset your modem?
do you actually get a static ip?
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>>148580468
apparently not

must have arrived late

>>148580497
Yeah, that was some top tier bullshit 2bh

There were like three separate things that went your way that shouldn't have, or maybe four

One, ID doesn't show up on people coming into your screen until after a fuck huge delay that I'm sure has a lot to do with fucking goon lights now that it's so much more frequent, so it's a shit load harder to know when someone really doesn't have an ID

Then you got full sec gear off the bat

Then you got me when I was trying to get cuffs on Felicity and I was distracted by the fact that her goggles actually blocked flashes

Then Nick doesn't pull his gun fast enough

That really put a hamper in my day. I hardly ever get to beat the shit out of revs, and when it finally happens everything goes to shit.

I'm so upset
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>>148580841
Static IP.
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Was doctormad always this insane?
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>>148581175
weebs are mentally unstable
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Does the boombox actually do anything?
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>>148581706
makes nuke ops blow up
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>>148581706
It's supposed to link to a transmitter for jukebox music.

The DJ satellite is 101.5 if you want a frequency to tune to
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>>148581824
Kek
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lets ban colin8seven
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what happened that got doctormad banned?
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>>148585250
got kicked out from the discord for posting CP
then posted the same CP all over the forum in every topic he could find
basically, autism delamination
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>>148585752
wasnt cp, it was loli
still not acceptable though
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>>148585752
I thought he just posted loli art
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>>148585849
if by "art" you mean "dumped 50 pictures of naked lolis including loli creampie"
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>>148585752
Jesus, what a faggot
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>>148585885
It was 6 pictures on the forums.
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>>148585885
the difference between cp and loli is that actual children are hurt by cp while loli is just drawings.
its still maximum sperg and pretty shitty, defiantly wont get him back in the discord
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>now I can't post shitty porn with spessmen
thanks doctormeme
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>>148586257
50 in the discord
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>>148586317
It's not about the fact that it was porn
it was the fact that it was loli, and loli is illegal in canada, where the server is hosted
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rip ian.
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>print a laser cannon, open with my shiny new all-access ID
>give it to nearby greyshirt
>they teleport me into space and i promptly die
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>steals my flatpack
>locks down doors I am trying to get through
>tazes and cuffs me when I try to hack through as a member of the Engineering department
>ignores two commands to state his laws while ASIMOV

Ban jimdandy when? He was a shitter of a borg this round.
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>tfw going full nazi sec
>getting all access
welcome to law faggots
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>>148581824
lel the shame is unending
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So how about all that shit in Turkey, huh?
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>Giant gingerbread man in the monster crowd

I'm delicious
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>people actually defending doctormad
when someone only tries to stand out from being a literally who by sperging out against others and avatarfagging with the same 3 anime girl pictures, you don't need to defend him
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>>148588851
i don't see anyone defending him
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>objetive: sacrifice nick weller
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>artificers attack me
>haha you fucked up I'm a big scary sec borgo
>realize I'm just a large beepsky and my only weapon is a crowbar
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>>148585752
It was Loli you faggot.
He posted loli in the porn channel, some people got upset about it because it's illegal in some places (Not where the Discord server is hosted) and he was told to quit.
Everyone told him to quit, even people that agreed that posting loli was okay, because he just kept posting it over and over again simply to bait a response, and then he got kicked and he would come back doing it again and again.
>>148586597
Discord server isn't hosted in Canuckistan.
>>148586408
Porn is against Discord's ToS.
Even though there are plenty of porn channels in other servers.
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>>148588954
But what is this image meant to convey?
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>>148589010
stun baton is pretty robust, if you're up against anything other than a juggernaught you have the advantage

just set intent to harm and go wild
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>>148589010
Harmbaton you dip.
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>>148589010
>>148589091
>>148589105
harmbaton is just a 10 force weapon against things that can't be stunned
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>>148589049
kebab removal
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>>148589049
An attempt by Nick Weller to make it seem like Nick Weller is robust. I'm honestly more worried when I get an objective to kill the clown, because I don't know if it's going to be a dumb shitter or the manifestation of an unholy abomination of robustness that took clown form.
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>>148589160
Stronger than the crowbar.
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>>148589160
better than a crowbar
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>>148589091

has to higher then 10 force to damage artificers and shit

15 for juggers
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>>148589214
Comunication and coordination is an robust security weapon
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>>148589214
same, nothing makes my panic like having to kill a clown
if it doesn't die within 30 minutes without you doing anything, you can bet your ass it never will
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>your target is a miner
>your target is a autist atmos tech
>your target is a powergaming assistant who fucked off into space
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As a security player Nick Weller is shitcurity, as robust as your average player and incapable of improving and worse he self posts his minor achievements in an effort to seem good.
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>>148589780
Atmos is one of the easiest places to break into. All you have to do is hope they didn't make a gas chamber death trap at the maintenance airlock.
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>>148589954
That literally never happens
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>>148589986
Well it should.
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>>148589954
"autist" atmos tech
he probably asked AI to bolt all the door lights, walk around with the axe and let atmos get with slight more pressure so you can fall as soon as you enter

or he's touching himself thinking about pipes while pipping the SME cold loop or making a TEG in atmosia
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>some asshat releases the cyber horror on the shuttle
>because I had to pull it out of the way earlier I get ahelped about it because my prints were on it

reee fuck you ashe and felicity keep your dumb fucking shit off the fucking shuttle
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>>148590220
I'm stealing your pressure idea.
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>>148589879
>Nick thinks it's trespassing even if a member of that department invites or lets you in.
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>>148589879
Nick is fine, I've never seen him be really shit and the only thing I've heard is that he fucked up some vox raiders one time

let it go fag
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Im playing alien station and its pretty fun, wouldn't play here fulltime but as a change of pace its nice
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>>148590586
Nick is consistantly bad or average at best, played too many shifts with him to see him as good. I'll accept decent, but not as a HoS, he needs somebody to rein him in.
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>release harmless clown goblins onto the shuttle
>some sec in rig suit starts shooting lasers in order to kill them, then picks a shotgun and continues while goblins are made just as quickly as they die
i want erdogan to go
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something skowron something shitmin
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something morena something erp
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dizor the turkish coupers caught me, please send porn
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>>148589214
>Am unrobust idiot
>Take clown very literally, just mess about trying to make people happy while I'm having a good time
>While every avoids me like the plague because they're so afraid of the usual behavior clowns bring
It's an odd feeling
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>>148592178
I'm disappointed about how I can relate so well to this.
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>be assistant on nick shitcurity shift
>pester the fuck out of him like I do with all security
>thinks I'm cult, spends a ton of time chasing me around
>catches me in a hall when a borg rolls up
>"Nick, just kill me" "OK"
>HARM DETECTED
glorious
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>>148592763
>tfw bully Nick when I'm borg every time
It's just too easy and he can't handle it
Yet he never does anything to prevent it.
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>>148593106
>when you piss someone off and you're only following your laws
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>>148593782
That's not what a landmate looks like you FUCK
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>>148594003
I didn't draw it, and I don't remember where I got it. But I think that's what engineering cyborgs look like on tg.
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>>148591941
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If I made a webcomic about SS13 shenanigans, would you guys read it?
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>>148596507
Probably.
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>>148596507
Sure. But you cannot include any players or admins from the server. Characters should be just the basic SS13 jobs.
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>>148596507
Only if my special snowflake makes an appearance.
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>>148596251
thank you
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>>148596507
Is it adventures of the dream team? Who'll be dream ranger red?
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>>148596669
>>148596678

I would never use names/waifus/faggots or pander to any admins, I already hate most of you. I just think SS13 has a lot of funny shit happening in it and nobody is illustrating it.
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>>148596507
Looks like Problem Sleuth knock-off shit whenever someone posts it so I don't care about it.
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>>148596507
No because I want to make one too
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>>148596794
Then go for it, sucka. Less talkin more drawin.
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>>148596794
Do you think it's funny, or is it funny?
Can you present humor well in a web comic ontop of that?

Why not pick an easier subject to work with for a web comic?
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>>148596794
Are you going to have jokes only spessmen would understand, or make the comic more accessible to non-spessmen, so they might want to pick up the game and play some?
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>>148596507

>wow look this person has a job
>they're not doing it! lol!
>wow they're getting beat up for it! lollers!

Sounds shit
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>Round start
>Target head
>Intent disarm
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>>148596880

>an easier subject to work with

Are you implying spess isn't fucking hilarious? I'm honestly wondering why someone hasn't made a webcomic by now as well.

Although I think, just like the game, the humor would be niche.
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>>148596794
You're going to make a web comic but refuse to build any characters or have any permenance across the series?

RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE

You'd better be sure you can present top nothc humor or you're fucked
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>>148596880

From what I know about webcomics all you have to do is be able to draw exaggerated faces and everyone will love you and say you're the funniest person on earth.

see: owlturd
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>>148597269
you also need to draw tumblr nose
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>>148597152
>Are you implying spess isn't fucking hilarious?
Yes
What're you going to do about it?
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>>148597389

Have the ability to laugh at things and generally enjoy experiences. Hope your cynicism and otherwise non-humorous life is doing it for you, buddy.
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>>148597269
>I think I can draw better than x so I must be able to be successful

anon, please...
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>>148596507
Show us an example of your art before you ask you fag
Where do you think you are?
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>>148597558
Nice non-confrontational attitude I bet your dad's real proud
Are you expecting a congratulations for your "ability"?
Typical American spessman
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>>148597152
Someones made a comic, but as someone said its a problem slueth lookalike.
If you got a better idea for it id be proud to hear it.
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>>148597572

Not the guy who proposed the webcomic, I can't draw for shit. Just a trend I'm seeing with normies sharing webcomics on my facebook feed. All of them draw really intense faces on the last panel.
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>>148598067
Is that the one on tumblr?
There's a comic I was following for a while that kept reaching out to readers for direction but:
>They had few readers
>They had even fewer readers who'd interact with them
>They kept asking for pointers at every small step and the pacing was made awful because of it

A whole month if not more was spent just trying to move down a hallway. There wasn't even anything funny or whacky about it. It was just a hallway
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>>148598061

>I get mad at things and try to start shit wherever I go! Please love me, papa!


Whatever kid. Get out more, you'll lighten up if you actually talk to people.
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>roundstart
>hug fellow assistant
>harm intent was on somehow
>knock him out with one punch
>he gets up, says "nice shot"
>punches me, knocks me out
>puts insulatedsin my pocket

thanks bud
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>It's a cult round
>Admin dies
>Admin thinks would be epik to spawn an instagib button
>NO TOUCH LOL LOL NO TOUCH
>30% OF THE CREW TOUCHES THE BUTTON AND DIES
>Admin tries to justify taking away cult targets by say "lol I NO MAKE THEM TOUCH BUTTON LOL!!!!!
>Otheir Admins get on
>Retard Admin forced to take away Instagib button
>Cult round lasts two hours

DEADMIN WHEN.
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f
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>>148598485
cultists can manifest ghosts anyway so not much of a hindrance when all of sec is dead anyway
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>>148598567
Was a shit admin gimmick to be honest.

Didn't add anything to the round and literally took half the server out for 2 hours.
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>A cultist is defined as someone who tells you this phrase. IAN IS A DOGGY
>AI interprets the law according to punctuation, meaning the phrase to define yourself as a cultist is : "A cultist is defined as someone who tells you this phrase"
>AI begins to kill everyone
>Cultists still manage to spawn Narnar amidst the plasma fires
>Literally everyone is dead

That fucking round
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>cult leader
>being cloned for the third time
>we're ready to summon
>after all that shit we actually win
gg no re
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>>148598485
the button was taken away because it was radioactive, not because your fefes got hurt when you hit the button

OOC: Frutzl: YOU ADDED MR CLEAN
OOC: Frutzl: WHEN

gotta love summa
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>>148598485
It's cute how wrong and out of context this greentext is.
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>>148598638
>waaah im a retarded baby and my ckey is anglosphere or jimdandy
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>>148598485
Why did aurx get made headmin again?
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>>148598695
Detective was worse.
>Runs in circles for 25 minutes trying to open a door
>Tases sec
>Doesn't know what a tome is or how to hack doors
>LOOCs "going afk brb" midway through holding up three people's rounds
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>>148598823
it's banevader43
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>>148598823
Im actually Blitzkazi.
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>>148598823
its (ckey I don't like)
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>>148598861
He tried to hack the doors open, I prevented him from doing so, it's impossible to unbolt doors that are un-powered. Stop decapitating people while I'm watching you.
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>>148599030
>it's impossible to unbolt doors that are un-powered.
What.
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The jukebox must be fed more songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thEbQkcjUWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
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>>148599152
Post it in the thread then you nerd
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>>148599125
When a door is bolted shut, you can then shut off power to the door manually, or shut off power to the rooms adjacent to it and it will be impossible to unbolt. A bolted, unpowered door cannot be opened short of explosives or the battering ram, can't crowbar it open, can't unbolt it with hacking, can't deconstruct it (need bolt raised), you can't even emag it since emagging a bolted door seals the bolts in that position.
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>>148599125
It's true. Pulse power on a bolted door, then try to unbolt.

It's good for keeping hackers in some place, but most of the time you'll be called away.
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>>148599030
I want to add that the detective actually did succeed to unbolt the doors, it's just that he never actually tried to open them. Yes, I'm fucking serious.
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>Trying to ask sec to borrow their biosuit to test something
>See them dragging a fellow cultist into the brig
>Another cultist tries to stop them and fails, starts getting harmbatonned
>Obligated to intervene, end up with all the sec team dead in the lobby, and a steady stream of people coming in and getting killed or kidnapped
>I have the captains spare, a ton of guns, but still no biosuit.
That couch in the plasmaman area looked comfy.
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>>148598648
>AI nullifies 5 laws because of one missing colon

What a shitter
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>>148599718
He wasn't one to follow laws either.
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>>148599771
Because I refused to let that one security guy who decapitated someone go right ?
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>>148599152
I made a thread on the forums for this and built a few playlists, haven't been active on it for a while I'm afraid though because of the little interest generated in actually helping me was rather discouraging and pomf just doesn't seem to care.
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>>148600452
You probably should've posted under a different name, your reputation is dragged through the mud enough that no one really gives a shit about what you want to improve.
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>>148600685
Posting as a literal who would have garnered a similiar reaction of disinterest.
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>>148598857
He showed up.
All the other admins just want to be meme friends.
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>>148600819
I think you mean garnished a similar reaction
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>>148600819
Not as much as pointless anger and shitposting.
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>>148600890
I'm shit at english but yeah, thanks for correcting me.
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>>148600894
There wasn't any pointless anger and shitposting about the jukebox thread in thread or on /vg/
where've you been the last few mont-

Ohhh, you're shitposting
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>>148598695
motherfucker i've been playing since 2010
some guy was talking about a janitor anti-cult which summons mr clean a few months ago
i thought it got added for real so i got excited
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>>148601005
What are you stupid? When it was first posted there was a lot of anger because of the OP of the jukebox thread.
Either that or you're blind.
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>>148601002
no stop that anon is decieving you
garnish is for food!
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>>148601108
What are you delusional?
When it was first posted there was a lot of youtube links and artist requests
there was no shitposting about the OP or the new jukebox playlists
almost every spaceman think's it's crap. It's never used anymore.
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>>148601224
You must have missed it then because when it was questioned in thread it gathered nothing but those dumb posts regarding the person.
Believe it or not, it's true.
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>>148601224
Eh, when I first posted about it I got a lot of flak for it because JUKEBOX IS SHIT ONLY RO FAGS CARE YOU'RE A BAYBIE blah blah blah, I only really got any input when people saw I had committed to it and was actually doing it. I wish people had used the forums thread like I asked because I straight up couldn't remember some suggestions the next day and such.
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>>148601224
Maybe if we listened to regular music for humans and got rid of the four fucking full playlists of shitty video game soundtracks people would give more of a fuck.
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>>148602137
I asked if anyone wanted to re-organise the VGM sections because theyre a terrible mess of music which doesn't fit together. Each playlist is filled with different moods and stuff and they're just awful. I don't particularily listen to a lot of videogame music stuff so I don't think I'd be the best for it.
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>>148601224
it's crap because it doesn't work for half the people in the serb and it just plays at full volume when you get near the screen and it starts the song over randomly
not because the music in there is bad
or maybe it is, i never got to fucking listen to a whole track
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>>148602474
It starts the song over randomly because you're using WMP
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>>148602474
It needs to be quieter desu
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>>148601065
motherfucker I'm a millionaire and I made this game and I drive a solid gold ferrari.
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>>148596507
I'd definitively read it, but don't include any namefag other than Pomf.
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>>148599302
Can emag and deconstruct the airlock.
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Medbay this round was like an episode of house where they keep sending a guy into surgery trying to figure out what's wrong.

I was that guy.
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>it's another cryo mix gets sabotaged and i have no more large beakers episode
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>>148599718
0. Only Faget Misspelling is human.

woooooow what a shitter AI
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when the criminal scum just isn't worth getting dirty over
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>dying
>saved by my doppelganger who I was pretending to kidnap
>explosion on shuttle
>saved by doppelganger again
thanks babe
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>Triator Steal Pinpointer blah blah blah
>Gunna cook up a nasty vine to get the shuttle called
>No cargo so it takes ages to get seeds
>Mechanic runs into Hydro
>Says hes going to upgrade our machines
>Literally 50 exotic seeds are in there
>"""""Upgrades""""" the seed machine
>All seeds disappear.
>RAGE
>Hack him to death with a cleaver
>Throw 2 evisarators
>Ask the AI to let me into the Captains office
>Grab Pinpointer
>Some guys yelling over the radio he wants to be broken out
>Buy a para pen
>Try to lure sec outside
>Are you ronald
>say : me shakes head no
>oh fuck
>run away
>Hide in locker the entire round texting people
>HOS gets on my pod
>Talk about ice cream with him until we land at Centcomm
>Get muh Green Text
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>>148604227
halve the values, replace it more often?
Talk to cargo?
Break into cargo thermite optional?
Fucking autists
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Breaking news:

Seventeen security officers dead after attacking a death squad staging area in Star Base Turkey.
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>mechanic
>go to the vox outpost
>scan the seed vendor
>install 3 copies over the station
>later hear the trader begging people to trade their seeds for a farmbot
kawk
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>>148604227
Please tell me you dipped someone in there before you found out.
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>>148604278
>>
>be IAA
>Actually do IAA things
>write reports
>no admins
>no captain
>no-one cares
>get drunk and shittalk station on announcements
>play Arcade in Ricky Stick's pretty great place

I had one good round of IAA once and I keep thinking I might have another one. I'm a fool.
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>>148604278
it was too funny to go after you, I figured the shame was jailtime enough

>>148604434
>didn't cap what I said right afterward
what a shame
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>>148604420
Not them but I put the clown in and he died in seconds.
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>>148604496
What did you say?

I think I ran away and didn't hear it.
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>>148604356
i was in a rush because shuttle was coming
>>148604420
right when i put them in i checked their health and saw that the beaker was 50 units of something so i got that shit out and saw a devilish mix so i rushed to make a quick 50u cryo mix
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>worked for 14 hours today
>looked forward to spess the whole time
> 2tired2spess now

end me
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>>148604575
oh I thought that was jean-luc's screenshot
yeah you were long gone
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>>148604278
Is there any way to upgrade the seed extractor without destroying the seeds in it? The wiki never mentioned that could happen.
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>>148604620
what I actually said was a bit cheesy though
>and you call me unrobust
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>>148604639
Eject the seeds first.
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>>148604485
Hope you liked the arcade, the idea was that there was an exchange counter and if you got a shit prize you could trade it in for something else.
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>>148604639
easy fix to make it eject the seeds when disassembled
in fact i'll do that right now
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>>148604789
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11024
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ITS RAIDERS
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>>148605764
ICK
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what's the point of the "take people hostage" aiming mode when your shot is guaranteed to miss if they move two blocks?
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>>148606493
lasers
Also maybe muh rp or something
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>>148606493
RP, so security isn't shoot first ask questions later after you spent 5 minutes in the interrogation room . Also will go off if someone tries to melee you
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>>148606493
You can force people to walk using it
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>>148606742
?
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>>148606493
>move blocks
Go back to minecraft kid
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>Wiki says you can place small items in watermelons
>Click on watermelon sprite with small item
>Nothing

>Click on small item sprite with watermelon
>nothing

>Have knife in hand while doing both
>Nothing

Is the wiki just wrong?
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>>148607994
I remember trying to scan a watermelon once with another botanist and the scanner went inside the watermelon and we were both confused.
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>>148608610
Maybe i need to use a different intent isntead of help?
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>>148608730
I don't know I haven't played Botany in a long time, it used to just click on it and it would go in it. I miss playing botany with a good botany team, and chef
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Fun fact:
You can't lose your hair from radiation if you're laying down
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The ordering of NT default seems weird
Isn't law 4 basically useless if someone on the crew law 2's you and there's no command to tell them no?
Can you still be ordered to execute the "captain law 2" until the captain or command tells you not to?(serve is above protect)
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>>148609024
all about NT default is mind-bogglingly retarded but heads still upload it for powertrips + to force the borgs to validhunt
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I love ______!
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>>148610159
valids
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>>148606697
>aim laser gun at someone
>they run
>they get shot
>BWOINK
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>>148610653
they get a warning, if they run and get shot it's their fault famalamerino
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>>148610653
their fault
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>>148610159
NigglyWiggly
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god I keep on looking at this and giggling holy shit
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>>148610915
>no keloderm
>no tramadol
>water pills
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>>148610915
I hope this was never taken in pride of their fridge.
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>>148610991
you forgot the best part, the 0.5 unit dexalin pill

pretty sure it doesn't even activate unless it's one unit
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=12972#p12972
Honestly, can anyone name three good reasons that Sawbones shouldn't be admin hardmode: that can't be applied to half the other admins
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>>148611102
only high quality fridges have 4.28571 unit dermaline pills, sir
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>>148611229
Fuck off
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>>148610915
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So I've been out of the loop for a while, what happened to the porn channel on the discord server?
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>>148611540
Porn is technically against Discords ToS and DoctorMad kept spamming loli and pedobait shit in the porn channel, nuke shut it down and removed doctormad for good.
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>>148611676
Why is this community so full of incorrigible sperglords
Can't you act like goddamn semi-normal human beings for once?
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>>148608986
fun fact: just use a mirror to get yo hair back nigga
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>>148611676
please tell me doctormad was imagebard
that fuckhead was unbearable in github
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>>148611676
>Porn is technically against Discords ToS

Man how the fuck does vorestation have a discord server that hasn't been nuked to oblivion then?

But yea, what >>148611774 said.
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>>148611958
>how the fuck does vorestation have a discord se
link
LINK
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