Meiday Edition
>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>Ana "Legacy" Comic
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/legacy
>hooley dooley
what does he mean by this?
![tumblr_o8iq1d09tI1ro9x4mo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M1RCeTb.jpg "tumblr_o8iq1d09tI1ro9x4mo1_500[1].jpg")
I've got you on my radar.
BEST GIRL
PUREST GIRL
Is bae
how am i supposed to climb ladder when matchmaking is dicks
I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN THIS PERFECTION
why are hanzos and meis always the biggest liability? why do the people that pick hanzo and mei not know they're fucking useless and their heroes are shit?
they're up there with the useless junkrats, widows and torbjorns
Game needs more girls
>friend obsessed with overwatch
>posts about it all the time
>has never actually played the game
>knows nothing about it
>adorable
how do i get it in lads
>>148537241
PUFFY
>>148537173
>fucked by husband, entirety of talon and probably someone else
>pure
>>148537248
did you get frozen and then geometrically shat on?
what are the sexiest sounds in the game?
for me
1. widowmaker pain sounds
2. tracer quick melee
>>148537254
Tell her in a non-autistic manner that D.Va is shit.
>>148537229
q-queue with m-me
>playing as Tracer
>1v1 another Tracer
>stick her with pulse bomb
>she uses E and gets away for free
NERF THIS PIECE OF SHIT
lets get political here
whats lucio's stance oninternet piracy[?/spoiler] or whatever their future version of if they have
>>148537013
Gib is Winston trying to launch satellite in order to contact overwatch agents i believe. You can see his plans and shit in attackers spawn. Also launching rocket in background if attackers win.
As for 66, i though there were some screens showing the thing you escort is capsule contaning Sombra. Or maybe i have something mixed up.
>>148537248
no i headshotted her 3 times as mccree and fucking raped her
while the mei picker on my team sat there doing 4k damage across 3 rounds
>>148537431
He probably puts his music up for free.
>>148537229
>playing tank or support
>mfw doing really poorly
>barely killed anyone
>match is over soon
>Tab
>gold eliminations
POST DIVA
>>148537357
Why would you ever use it on another tracer
I just can't get god at this game. I'm usually top server guy in most shooters, UT, Quake, CoD and all that crap. But i just can't seem to grasp OW. Which is annoying because i really enjoy the setting, characters, graphics and style. Just keep getting savagely raped.
>>148537431
oh my god, kill me now
losing 5 straight games in a row is making me retarded
>>148537254
you've gotta either convince her to get the game (i bet shes a console retard) and play with her or move on because you probably wont get it in desu lad
How much does Fan The Fire do per shot in PTR?
Here is an MSPaint comic about Reaper and Mei.
>>148537334
Tracer dying
>>148537474
Lucio strikes me as one of those music should be free types. And has a patreon or something.
>>148537449
>mcreeee talking about being useless
Does anyone know how reliable Masteroverwatch is? In terms for rankings. Is there a chance it doesn't 'find' some players, so my #600 something rank is actually lower in reality come end season?
when mei respawns why does she say that everybody is cumming on her?
>>148536330
Volskaya is Jaeger (Pacific Rim) construction facility to combat those huge omnics like Koreans deal with.
>>148537229
>average of 73 to 64
your mmr must be shit
>>148537516
i want dva to sit on my face afterI let herbeat me at a game
>>148536064
They should lower his health buff to +25. Currently he is not even buffed. +33% health and +33% orb required to kill a 200 HP hero is neither a buff nor a nerf. It is a completely stupid redesign.
Imagine how perfectly that soft, delicate little neck would fit in your hand.
>>148537540
>he has lost 10 ranks in a single day
Get on my level, then you can talk about being pitiful.
>>148537251
They should genderbend every character with a skin. Would be cool.
>Be on defence in Hollywood
>Enemy has two Bastions and a Torb
>>148537254
le #geeky #nerdy #gamer "friends" are fucking infuriating
im somehow glad my facebook feed is flooded with my mom's shitty old people posts that i dont have to see that shit anymore
I just reached rank 60 today. As a solo player. I fear continuing because it's fucking Russian roulette... I could easily drop 5 ranks in a few games. I wanna get those sweet rank 60 rewards next month.
Quick play it is...
>Keep getting stuck with the same fucking people over and over no matter how much I wait.
>Every time I get stuck with them they just afk.
>>148537676
yeah i just want to dick it though
>tfw your entire team dies and you don't have res
at least i can eat that junkrat tire i guess.
REAPY
>>148537734
>sweet rank 60 rewards
Que? I just bought this a couple days ago and I'm level 23.
>>148537586
Despite his nerf McCree was still one tier above mei and hanzo in professional play. Just tells how useless mei and hanzo really are.
>>148537636
does putting synthetic skin on bastion count?
>>148537805
hanzo is just inconsistent, sometimes he's run though. mei is never EVER used.
>>148537796
>>148537797
Rank is competitive and you can go up or down
Level goes up with XP and can only go up until you prestiege
>>148537592
>not cumming on her
pleb
>>148537615
why would she care about some dirty casual she just stomped flat?
>>148537580
clever girl. i like this anon.
>>148537878
McCree was still use more than Hanzo after his nerf. Mei is a joke of a hero in pro play and this games pyro.
Whos dick I gotta succ to make this a real skin?
>>148537797
the only "rewards" i know of is unlocking golden guns and even then you have to save up a whole shitload of points just to get one
there's something about Ana's animations that makes me feel the game is running at 120% speed. Like they had animations for the model, sped them up for balancing but didn't rerender the animation to make it smoother
Reaper is best
>>148537968
Many small Asian dicks at Konami.
>>148537924
Nah I mean what's this about rewards? As far as I knew I thought >>148537970 was right
>>148537968
You just have toHIT THE LEVER
>>148537968
your mom's bull's
>>148537925
>stomped
i wouldn't let her win that easy
>>148537968
Waste of a MGS reference.
Either Sundowner Reinhardt, Raiden/Grey Fox Genji, or Ocelot McCree
>>148537580
Please do not bully the Meid
>>148537229
Premade as 6 or don't bother.
>2 Reapers on Nepal
my team's being stubborn and sticking to their winston and roadhog picks
what do
not playing overwatch and just have battlenet running in the background
popup suddenly tells me overwatch started an update, but a couple of seconds later popped up again to say the update is completed
anyone else encounter this? seems pretty weird
>>148537968
>another short hair
Fuck off.
>>148538065
>Sundowner Reinhardt
Winston is voiced by Sundowner.
>>148538101
exit
>>148538065
>no Snake:76
>>148538101
Pray for a better team next game and report them because Blizzard don't check it anyway
>>148537334
Mei's low health breathing.
https://a.pomf.cat/yxztzl.mp3
>>148537254
Just ask her to plain the game with you?
There's plenty of hands of characters like Mercy (okay only really Mercy) that she can play without much skill required.
Mercy was literally designed to be the designated "insecure girlfriend wants to play" class.
>>148538126
>Not liking short hair
Found the pleb
>>148537929
HOLY FUCK SHES AUSTRALIAN
NOICE
Post best waifu
>>148538065
Venom Snake Soldier
Sniper Wolf Blueberry
Quiet Ana
Raging Raven Pharah
>>148538206
Punished 76 skin when.
>>148538206
Punished: 76.
>>148537201
I want to cuddle Mei.
>>148538271
>muh kawaii tomboys
>>148537970
There will be portrait borders as well that resemble your rank last season
>>148538224
being a good mercy takes practice tho
>Queue for quickplay
>See my team has 3 under level 20s while enemy has 3 starred players
>Leave not falling for this shit again
>queue again
>team losing with 1 minute to get the frist checkpoint
>lose
>queue again
>2:00 left with team that hasnt pushed the payload at all
>lose
fuck you kaplan u cunt
>>148538219
>>148538385
>posts a boy's flat ass
Anon, I think you may be a faggot.
>>148538280
Most pure waifu coming in
>>148537241
> that "facesitting Ana" pose
>>148538280
Which Overwatch girl gives the best spankings?
A N A
N A A
A A N
>>148538527
Ana.
>>148538527
symmetra
>>148538493
>>148538219
>>148538219
JESUS CHRIST
I NOW NEED ALL THE OVERWATCH GIRLS SOUNDS TO COMPARE ANDBUSTANUT
>>148537643
> Now arriving at Normandy
> prepare to attack
>>148538606
overrated ass
>>148538354
A good mercy farms ult and hides from the enemy team until she can res her team at an advantageous time.
Damage boost is useless and she dies immediately when found by any enemy.
She's and over glorified health pack that can reset fights.
>>148538280
>>148538504
Mercy and Phara are best waifus.For one another.
Seriously, can't wait for it to become canon and for us to get even more art. This ship just can't get enough.
>>148538616
What the hell is that picture? Is it some weird amalgam of Natalie Dormer and that bitch from Harry Potter?
>>148538694
kys
>>148538219
>the noise Mercy makes when you keep zapping her
>Reaper's scream when you pin him
>Pharah's death moan
I am the lowest level in owg and I'm 44
>>148538412
>quick play
Lol who cares. The only times i even get remotely upset is losing a KOTH match after leading 99% to 0%
why do bastions never set up in practicable positions?
>>148538219
Do you have Mercy's footsteps sound aswell? I need it for...you know, research.
>>148538714
truth stings
>>148538705
when will this faggotry be put to an end?
>>148538764
You can practice bastion in any location
I CAME HERE FOR RULE 63
>>148538727
>Mercy getting zapped to death
I always feel so awful
>tfw back up to the rank you placed at
Feels good. I've been on like a 10 game win spree to get here.
>>148538857
When you stop being so insecure about your sexuality and accept people different from you exist.
>>148538956
>58
>>148538705
It's a shit ship with the weakest basis.
I fucking wish Blizzard would give something official about the characters' love lives just to shut people up. And they'd get bonus points for each character with a partner OUTSIDE of other characters. Don't you people know you shouldn't dip your pen in company ink?
>try Zarya after thinking she wouldn't be fun
>she's massive amounts of fun
>get a three man kill with a Q and spamming right click, followed by picking up another with laser
Hanzo.potg
Shame her skins aren't very good
>>148538504
Second best waifu, but not first.
>>148538705
This ship is so shit. Go back to tumblr faggot.
>>148538727
>Lucio's surprised OH OH HEY! when hooked
>the gasp when taking damage
>>148538062
that guy is literally me
>>148539075
>lying to random people on nepalian manuscript writing board
>>148538976
I bet you're a faggot irl
>>148539046
At least Ana is bit more clear. Her interaction with Soldier makes it sound like they were close and Reinhardt seems like he has a crush on her.
>>148539075
which guy?
0-3 today
Looks like todays another normal day
Why did we leave the last thread at 744?
>>148524561
>but it's still fucking stupid on why a match is allowed to continue at all after this happens.
Imagine if it didn't happen and the ragequitters were on the enemy team.
How would you feel if somebody left at the last 3 minutes of the game and your time was completely wasted?
I don't know shit about competitive modes but they should allow people to substitute in.
I mean, not force them into a game, but make an option in the menu where you can either start a new competitive match or sub in for some quitter.
Your team will still be in a huge disadvantage for that period of time where the leaver can rejoin and you have to wait for the sub though so they should make it so there's less of a rank drop for people who stick around and have to deal with leavers.
>>148538916
> the sound of breaking bones with Reinhardt's hammer
I struggle with Pharah because I try to play her like Soldier.
>>148539145
it's true I swear
How do I get good with Widowmaker
>>148539231
>Winston's Ow Ow Ow
>Cut it out!
>>148538224
the fuck is up with her teeth?
>>148539145
gets me every time
>tfw can't post your waifu without tumblr faggots posting their shit head cannon
Fuck you
>>148539401
your waifu isn't real and if she was she would probably be a massive carpet snatcher
>you now realise a sixty year old man follows the gaming streams of a girl 1/3 his age
>>148539334
> Point the thingy at the head
> Click
Repeat until gud
>load up a game of competitive
>mute everyone instantly
Anybody else do this? It's the only thing that makes comp bearable for me
Insecure Mei is best Mei.
>>148539334
Think about how you would position if you were the enemy
Is McCree's ult bound to be up? Keep an eye on the flanks
Hit those massive critboxs.
>>148539401
>can't post my wiafu without being ignored
I just want him to clear the area for me.
>>148539334
Learn to aim.
>genji slashes my team up
>5 dead
>types "POTG"
>be mercy
>slowly dash in
>press Q
>rez all
>get POTG
>genji implodes from the assblast "OMG NICE Q OF NOOB KYS"
>>148539352
>Ana's falling death scream
https://youtu.be/NBZBcm6ZkmY
>>148539464
>I'm a responsible adult
Kys
>>148539401
>tfw endless defeat streak
>tfw game palces me in literally unwinable games
>tfw no one to play with
When does it end .I just had a game where i was gold in damage as Lucio. When does it get fun again
>>148539476
He wants an autograph for Brigitte, who is the actual D.Va fan.
>>148539560
>typing "POTG"
>instead of emoting and spraying
Fucking rank 30 scrubs.
>>148539487
You sound like a real team player, in it to win it.
>you put yourself through comp for months
>you win and lose and come across tons of bullshit but you did it champ
>you finally get enough points to buy 1 golden weapon
What do you buy?
>>148539540
Does it help to turn mouse sensitivity down I'd my mouse already has a pretty high DPS?
I've been keeping it at like 15
>>148539487
>People fucking barely talk in this game
>Mute them anyway
Don't play competitive
cutest bullying ever
>>148539661
golden sword/shurikens for genji
>>148539623
The way he says it makes it that he actually wants it.
>>148539604
Everyone has those days, keep your chins up.
>>148539661
Reinhardts hammer
>>148539661
Reinhardt; by far the largest and most visable golden 'gun'. I need people to know I'm autistic.
>>148539661
Nothing because they are all ugly as fuck. I save my comp points for something worth getting.
This is only the beginning my man. They didn't implement two entirely new systems for the sake of gold guns only.
Expect individual weapon skins to appear in loot boxes as well. That's just guaranteed to happen.
>>148539681
> mouse
> DPS
Are you using it as a weapon?
>>148539046
>weakest basis
It is actually inevitable. Just a mater of time until it is revealed.
>>148539054
>This ship is so shit. Go back to tumblr faggot.
I am sorry your waifu is gay, there is no need to be upset. She isn't real, and even if she was, and even if she was bi/straight/pan she would have shown no interest in you.
>>148539151
Here we are all faggots.
>>148539401
see >>148539464
New McCree is broken. Again. Rate of fire is way too high for something that does that much damage in bursts.
Its stupid logic because 76 has to trace people to deal a comparable amount of damage and fire in bursts to avoid bloom
McCree lands one 0 bloom hit, ez 70-140 damage.
McCree misses? Who cares, the next shot is coming up literally 0.5 seconds later
>>148539401
It's okay.
Let's just start some secret Mercy cult free of dykes and cuckolds with their shitty tumblr tier ships.
>>148539681
I keep mine at 10, it's a preference thing though. I dont see how ppl can snipe with low sensitivity but many recommend it
>>148539835
Yes
I swing it around my head like a mace, doesn't everyone?
Truth be told, I'd rather be on a team with no tank/support than too much tank/support.
At least all damage teams can actually do shit.
>>148539795
Have they said anything about doing loot boxes like csgo, where there are special seasonal boxes that never expire containing only seasonal skins? Or will new stuff just get added to the same loot pool?
Mei buffs when?
POST YOUR FACE WHEN THIS SHIT STARTS PLAYING
https://youtu.be/oyCSUU_XJfg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>148539490
She's so cute...
>>148539869
solution: make mccrees left clicks have inaccuracy, so they aren't pixel perfect hits at medium range
I can't be the only one who thinks almost every attack and skill in this game needs to get it's range halved right?
Everything from Roadhog hook to torbjorn turrets to soldier's range.
post skins you want
>Venom Snake 76
>A complete Man with no Name McCree
>Gundam D.Va
>Leather jacket Mad Max Junkrat
>>148539661
Golden Peacekeeper will always stay first pick.
Nothing else matters.
>you're a green frogman
>you're having the game of your life
>you haven't touched the ground since the game started
>hunting down mercys for sport
>raiding sniper nests
>all the wile blasting sick tunes for your mates
Which song are you listening to?
>>148539869
McCree should be better than S76 in pure combat efficiency for the sheer fact S76 has a heal and superior combat mobility.
If he's not then you have right now where there is literally no reason to pick him
>>148539476
Reinhardt hasn't even been born yet I don't think, so watching gaming streams is probably just a part of the culture he grew up with. Kids today hardly watch real tv. Just fucking minecraft videos.
>>148539661
I'm already half way to golden gun, even if I don't make it by the end of the 2.5 month season then the pity points you get at season switch will get me there.
Bastion has really neat guns that go well with the Overgrown skin, but it's bastion so...
I play a lot of Reaper but I can only see the gold guns looking good with his skellyskins and wight, and I enjoy the Reyes facial expressions too much to switch for a long while.
Pimping out Rein's hammer on his already overaestheticized skins makes my eyes want to vomitwhich is all the more reason to get it, since I want people to know I'm THE TOP SHITTER
Dva's gold is kinda nice but I can't get away with playing her much, maybe after buff.
Golden orbs for Djinnyatta are amazing and I hope his buff lasts.
Golden 76 gun goes with his golden skin, but I like Bone and Morrison too much to switch.
I'm no quake pro so I usually don't bother with Pharah.
McCree's gambler is amazing.
Winston's cannon looks pretty alright.
Maybe Ana's or save for the next hero.
>>148539985
Never, she's a dumb cunt and deserves to be removed from the game.
#deletemei
How can a bullet heal teammates yet hurt enemies?
>>148540120
The entire jet set radio soundtrack duh
>>148540091
Vigilante McCree skin.
My past 50 or so loot boxes gave me zero McCree cosmetics. It's pretty depressing.
>>148539964
I don't know but it's blatantly obvious that's what they are going for since they implemented a system that allows you to select a weapon skin individually. It would be stupid for them not to go with it, CS:GO weapon skins make mad bank for Valve so it only makes sense for Activision to want a piece of that action. Especially considering Overwatch is more or less directly competing with TF2.
They have said new skins are coming toward the end of summer, so maybe we'll see them as soon as September.
>>148540091
DVa where her mech is a giant Gremlin DVa
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk/edit#gid=0
ID List since the OP is a faggot
>>148540120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVcMi4YCLWQ
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GRANNY PORN
>>148539661
I wanted to buy 76 pulse rifle but now i dont know.
>>148539334
Find a good mouse sensitivity then go to training range. Track robots, practice flickshot, the timing of your charged shots and headshot only multikills. Practice, practice.
>>148540148
I'm honestly considering Junkrats and I don't even play him as much. It just looks so good and it matches his character to a T. Especially the whole buried treasure thing.
Why is junkrat so based?
>>148540120
https://youtu.be/r-NF-gIFAWE
>>148539401
Why exactly is Mercy and Pharah
>>148538097
I play rank with only one other guy, am rank 71 and hes 74
You can definitely do it without a premade if you arent bad at video games
>>148540164
How can a bullet not hurt teammates yet hurt enemies?it's a dart you fucking rere
>>148539034
Low 50s matchmaking is literally hell. It's such a fucking random crapshoot of teammates and it's impossible to tell who belongs sub 50 and who actual good players are. The only reason I dropped is because a terrible friend of mine wanted to duo for a while and we lost every game we played thanks to being placed in low MMR matches.
High 50s matches on the other hand are much more consistent, though I say that after losing a massive fucking washout since my DPS was clinically retarded and you can't carry as Lucio. Fucking Koreans who never fucking chat and play shit Hanzos like it's not their problem and then hop on Junkrat on offense and literally never ever push past the first choke on Hanamura FUCK THAT GUY WAS BRAINDEAD. Yes I'm salty about ranking down because of that.
>>148539997
It's not my face what changes, but the sheer strength of my butt clenching can compress my farts with enough pressure to turn them into plasma.
>>148540391
Magic bullets, like the one used for JFK.
>>148540346
It looks like shit with the Jester skin and I'm unwilling to switch to default and don't have Hayseed yet, so it's not high on my priority list.
>>148540328
76's with his golden skin seems excessive/obvious but its actually pretty baller
also Ana's rifle looks mad with the gold skin
How young was McCree during the Omnic Crises?
How could a young boy like him stand being surrounded by mature, fertile women all day?
>>148540346
or the whole terrorist with a gold plated AK thing
>>148537537
What heroes are you playing?
I love you Amelie.
>>148539854
Mercy would always be straight, you fat whale. Take your ship back to tumblr and kill yourself, you insecure faggot.
Also, I know she'd never be with me, though at least I'm not as deluded as you are, thinking she'd be gay.
When the fuck is waifu shit going to get banned? It's literally a bunch of children and fat permavirgins blogging about their imaginary relationships with fictional characters in a VIDEO GAME thread yet it's fucking half of the posts
>HURR DURR I WANT TO LICK MERCY'S ASS XDD
>>148540358
>fuzzing out the names
por que?
>>148538976
This is cute af.
>>148540358
Why is Junkrat a shittier version of Pharah?
>>148540458
Too bad the character will be shit.
>>148539938
>implying two support and a Zarya isn't the shit
Literally nobody can die.
>>148540032
>Roadhog hook
Maybe just a little, and fix the autoaim/hitbox/lol20tick bullshit.
Buff him a bit in return.
>torbjorn turrets
Just a little.
It's honestly kind of stupid how you place one outside the defending spawn of Hanamura and have it still hit people just barely placing foot inside that building.
>soldier's range
Working as intended now that you can't just get rid of the spread.
>>148540358
>not Bleached or Jailbird Junkrat[triggered trap sound effect]
>>148540161
t. genji main
>>148540464
By jerking off and being ashamed about it later like a normal kid?
>>148540358
absolute madman
>>148537929
>>148540091
>>A complete Man with no Name McCree
fucking this, in addition he won't have any obnoxious voice lines, im tired hearing whoa there, easy, like shooting fish in a barrel bullshit
>>148540120
https://youtu.be/0XFudmaObLI
>>148540452
But Patsy's Magic Bullet is homing.
>>148540120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrFLSjIA-xY
This scene was hot as fuck
One time I was playing Genji and the enemy Genji just said hi every time I was near him so I started saying hi back and we never attacked each other
which character has the best player base?
>>148540609
On the Range is almost Eastwood but they fuck up the whole thing by making the gun blue
>>148540464
playing the banjo idk
>>148540464
He wasn't part of Overwatch during the Omnivorous Crisis. Like Mercy he was the second batch of people to join.
>>148540464
He probably spent a lot of time in Mercy's office.
And by that I mean he put his penis in her vagina.
>>148540573
>not Bleached or Jailbird Junkrat
top taste, right here
>>148540379
Because >>148540543
>>148537229
>nobody complains when they get easy wins
>only when they get stomped
>GAMES AREN'T BALANCED GUYS!
Gee.
>>148540672
gay boy
>>148540394
I'm in the same postion except in the 60/70s. I fucking hate playing with low 60s but the high 60s feels like good games. Maybe it's just a placebo.
>>148540631
>>148540687
either rein or lucio
>>148540164
It's a dart.
Pre-mission injection of a benign substance that just sits in the bloodstream. During the mission, when the dart is fired and the new substance injected, new substance is aggressive and instantly begins catalyzing a reaction with the previously injected substance that stimulates cell growth for rapid healing. Without the pre-mission injection, it just acts as a poison. Different teams use two different cocktails.
Or it's just video games.
>>148540694
That's true for so many skins, close but not quite enough to be a reference
>>148537251
I'd that omnic.
>>148540358
>Breaking the color scheme
I hope you're at least ashamed of yourself.
>>148540546
Because if they buff Junkrat's damage people will get angry.
>>148540712
>Omnivorous Crisis
Fucking phones.
>>148540727
Not him but I don't like stomping the enemy team either. I'd like a game where both teams actually work as a team instead of one trying to go in 2v6 all game.
Forced 50 with good fights is at least better than teams stomping eachother
>>148540394
>Low 50s matchmaking is literally hell. It's such a fucking random crapshoot of teammates and it's impossible to tell who belongs sub 50 and who actual good players are.
It feels like this at every rank
There's a pillow
Of Jesse
McCree!!
>>148540464
He could be the gay one, for all we know.
Really, McCree's character was ripped straight out of the Village People. Wearing a bicep-exposed tee, flashing his BAMF belt buckle, saying "I'm your Huckleberry" in the sluttiest way possible, etc
Can't imagine shipping him with any of the Overwatch girls either.
>>148540715
>not sneakily replacing office with oriface
Smh desu senpai
>>148540631
>The comic just ends with her laying there, screaming, with the right side of her face cut to shit and a deadly assassin, trying to kill her, just outside the building she's in
What strange place to end.
>>148537075
Who has the biggest tits besides Mei?
>>148537636
I would love to have a female Zarya
>>148540389
Well it depends how good doesn't it. I'm sure you and your friend would be doing better if you were as a 6.
The main problem I have is that there's too many people at the middle rating. You probably haven't seen what it's like 46-54 but the difference in skill level is pretty big sometimes and completely random. 60% of the game or whatever it is are not the same skill as each other, it's just not true. The shittest person at the game should be 1, the best 100. Instead the highest we have is something like 80? I don't understand why they've purposely made everything lean towards 50 instead of using a ladder like every other decent game.
>>148540889
Boys with body pillows are cute!
Jesse McCree is the cutest!
When is the new hero being released?
