12 winter old smoking lalafell edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previous thread:
>>148455832
au raboypussy
foist
naka bp
>>148483361
Naka bp
Where are all the cute, available gay boys.
I met this really beautiful young man... With brown hair...
Before he showed up I felt like I was living underwater. No matter how many friends I made, even before I left DRAKN, it was as if I was in a dream...
After that everything was a lot more real. I didn't feel like I was all alone anymore...
Highlanders
>>148483378
Lizard tummies >w<
sayo ct
The FCs have been merged for less than a day and there is already a dead body.
>>148483521
I love your c@, she's really beautiful!
>>148483518
>>148483549
Cheating Bun
>>148483549
nbd it's just stinky
Post sneering?
Post sneering.
>>148483672
>>148483549
Did someone get mad at the lewds he posted?
Who is nashu's partner?
>>148483823
Your mom
>>148483534
They do have good tummies.
>>148483549
Detective Seika is on the case!
>>148483973
Detect the fact that no one likes you and fuck off back to the gremlin's house that gave you birth to die.
>>148483823
His 'partner' changes every other week.
>>148483973
I didn't do it!
>>148483518
good morning
>>148484047
cuuuute
>>148484041
Why do you cheat?
>>148484041
I'd like to do you though.
>>148484041
I think stacking those lamps makes a neat effect it something
>>148483672
That's not a sneer. Where is the contempt? And I don't know who or what you'd condescend to, being a hetero-chromatic ogre with a pompadour wearing a stripper outfit.
>>148484041
Likely words from a criminal. What were you doing posing with yourvictim!!!
>>148484026
Sweet summer child.
>>148484039
how long do you think megu and yuchu will last?
>>148484136
I don't though.
>>148484142
No ty.
>>148484196
They're p nice.
>>148484086
nothing good about it with you here
easiest pvp matches of me life desu
>>148484392
>They sit together
>They MUST BE DATING!!
>>148484496
Have you seen their search infos?
>>148484326
I found them like that! I swear!
>>148484496
sitting together is considered common-law marriage and its legally binding in more progressive countries.
>>148484496
idiot
>>148484039
Who is his partner this week?
>>148484392
Nice falseflag.
>walking on the beach near my FC house
>hear wailing, sounds like a hippo and the smell is just as bad
>see a beached whale
>being an omnicrafter, i figure i can get some useful materials from it, break out the carving knife
>right as i'm about to make an incision, it wails again, but this time it sounds oddly like a person
>"ASK OWNER!"
>retard blubber isn't worth much on the marketboard so i just buy it from someone else instead
the deed is done
i probably forgot people and no matter what people are gonna whine anyways
>>148484923
garbage
>>148484665
You should not have such shit armor so lap sits don't look so retarded.
>>148484496
I don't know them but why not?
3 years ago I forgot my book in University and I sat down next to a girl. Fast forward to today and we're engaged.
Sometimes something as simple as that can be what makes your life worth living.
>>148484923
You chose really ugly ones. The point is to post ones people might want to fuck, dingus.
>>148484923
Rollin'.
:3
Smuglanders.
Level DRK, MCH or BRD next?
>>148484712
Look at who he's with right now
>>148484923
Who? Who? Bis?
Who? You? Rocklizard?
Meria I guess? Who? Who?
>>148484923
biskoi cutest
>>148484923
>people are gonna whine anyways
You're damn right they will.
>>148485202
/smug
>>148485251
we can't all be infamous for drinking piss like you
>>148484923
3 of them look like they are willing to kill me.Shits scary man
>>148484923
now do succubus quest (male)
>>148485251
kumfi, awena, bis
elk, shyv, rocklizard
meria, handlebars, beepy
>>148485202
need to have both mch and brd.
>>148485059
kumfi and meria are qt
>>148484923
>putting yourself in when you're a literal who just to get your ego jerked off
h-hehehe
>>148484794
I love this. So much.
>>148484923
More like Lizard Quest "Female"
>>148485434
Why would you post people that have fantasia'd off lizard?
how does the glamour stuff work? i'm assuming its cosmetic outfits, right? do i have to be a certain level?
>>148485251
kumfi awena bis
elkspookysquid rocklizard
meria handlebars beepy
my b for forgetting to put you in it, but you can't kick and scream about them all being literal whos
every single one of htem is well known
>>148485426
i saved naka just to put them on male
also i'll do it later if i do, i rly can't be arsed rn
>>148485476
what
>>148485426
>>148485506
we already have an au ra husbando quest you fucking troglodyte
>>148484923
Rolling forBiskoi.
>>148485285
>>148485295
>>148485395
Well we fucked up. Death is a preferable alternative.
C...Cute
>>148485485
So when are you fucking off back to tumblr
>>148484257
Why can't I hold all this irony.
God damnit I love you google translate. I try to phonetically spell it out to make it pronounce it in Swedish for my own amusement, and it knows what I wrote XD
>>148485596
you're going to get death regardless,friend.every.last.one of you.
>>148485786
Do not ever sexualize Miqo'te.
>>148484665
fuck this is cute where do i get a sleepy lizard
>>148484923
>all these ugly face 4's
over before it began
>>148485983
i'd advise setting up some bait and then dropping a box on them when a lizard comes to take it
>>148485251
i barely browse here and i knew all those lizards except the middle left
don't be mad that you're human garbage with an awful personality and ugly character and didn't get chosen for a list like this
>>148485786
As lewd as I get.
>>148485578
>i saved naka just to put them on male
lmao
>>148486253i want this c@ to fuck me senseless
>>148485983
ook is literally all lizards choose your poison
>>148485661
Never
>>148484039
No it doesn't. He's with awena.
>>148486485
ook has shitty human beings in it
>>148486307
lmao you sound a bit angry
>>148486646
>i gain sexual gratification from drinking piss
>>148484923
> tfw you're wanting some strange and hunger for the beep
LF a big burly Duke Nukem-esque badass to platonically hold hands with...
pst...
:3
>>148486882
when are you going lalafell again
>>148484923
3 8 8
7 2 1
5 9 10
>>148486938
Male or female?
:3
>>148484392
1 day - forever
pocket healer lfw
pst...
>>148487067
male.
>>148486882
Sign me up.
>>148486950
>rating me so low
:(
>>148487103
It would seem said pocket healer already has work.
>>148486950
>androna 10
LMFAO. rena detected. kys
>>148485557
anyone?
>>148487404
>kys
why is this a thing again
are you 14 years old
>>148487441
level 50 and you can unlock glamouring by doing a quest for it. you can't do it any sooner.
>>148487334
You're a fiver in my heart
Maybe even a tenner
>>148487068
Cute!
>>148487231
You got any proof that you're big, burly and Duke Nukem-esqueirl?
:3
>>148487549
it seems i am stuck with potato-sack looking robe shit until level 50 then, thanks also
>>148486584
They aren't even bonded anymore.
>>148487503kys____
>>148487579
Natch
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/13012858/
What went wrong, XIVG?
>>148487657
They rebonded.
>>148487968
>fanta'd from femc@ to male lizard
everything went right
>>148487968
simple
male au ra
>>148487968
If all gay grown men went to male I think Balmung would be a much better place.
>>148485804
I will eat you in one bite.
>PvP queues are eternally ruined by people who switch GCs like hookers so that they can stack premades and make the mode boring and winless for everyone
>These people wear the PvP mentor badge unironically
>>148487968
that retard is megu?
what a shame
>>148487968
I want Megu to BREED me!
>>148488163
Lead by example.
>>148487968
who is this sexy serpent and will he give me his seed
Mittens deserves hugs!or strangulation perhaps?
>>148488309
He won't do it. People will stop drinking his piss for sure if he did.
Why do people get mad when you greed every piece of gear and need every random material drop in roulette groups?
>>148487968
>this thirsty retard was whining about people trying to internet date him
>>148488749
they want the loot too. duh
>>148488749
Because they want to
>>148488749
I have never seen people get mad about that. Why would you ever not do it?
>>148487404
No I hate them but I cant deny I'd hatefuck their Au Ra. They got the colors just right.
Three more...
>>148488250
it's even more fun when your team is 3premades
>>148488250
pvp is a mess and could be so easily fixed by just not forcing this GC restriction
imagine a golden age with no GC restrictions
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/3166520/
>Excalibur
Who can explain this?
>>148488807
Shyv post
>>148484923
>tfw you're not on any of these ever
I'm ready to die...
>>148489085
Disallow premade parties as well.
>>148487764
RIP
>>148489213
why do retards like you exist in every single game with pvp
>disallow people from playing with their friends!
kys friendless loser
>>148489193
shut the fuck up iri, you are ugly
>>148488749
I do worse. I roll Need on every single piece of gear that I can roll need on because I turn them all in for GC seals so I can buy Dark Matter.
>>148489361
That's Iri? Lmao I have no fucking idea what people look like
>Slowly untypes the post "I'll make one with you bby."
>>148489350
>implying premades aren't a way for an entire free company to completely fuck up pvp matches by feeding each other
You stupid cocksucker, don't tell me you haven't seen this before.
>>148486950
>meria a 5
shit taste desu
>>148488920
On TOP of the Animas? Lady, take it easy.
>>148489426
is this next level bait
>>148489361
>>148489426
>iri
>Iri
m8s I think you're b8ing right now...
>>148489426
Iri's a Xaela, that's a Raen.
twinkle
twinkle
little
trap
how i wonder
where you're
at
>>148489314
RIP your head off and shit down your own neck you failed abortion
>>148489193
c-cute
>>148488920
>a weapon beyond all compare
>ishgardians making titanium gear daily that's better than this
>>148489668
Im right here
>>148489791
Just like overrun Ala Mhigo will make better weapons than Ishgard and the anima
>>148490014
Desperate times call for despera- no... no, it actually is very stupid that you're going to be right.
>>148489912
post pic
>>148489791
I like to think item levels aren't actually canon to the power of something.
>>148490246
yeah it all depends on how cool they look desu.
Wait wait wait, stop everything
Do you guys mean to tell me that sometimes game mechanics DON'T make perfect sense with respect to video game lore?!?
>>148488250
I stop queuing if I know there are premades active, it's not worth the hassle, they can have their longer queues.
>>148487968
What am I supposed to be seeing
>>148490329
Actually I figured it was more the lore behind it coupled with that.
Like why is shit like Allagan, High Allagan, and Dreadwyrm weaker than leveling gear in Heavensward? I don't think that's actually the case for it. It's just that way for gameplay reasons.
>>148490330
I don't understand these posts that are clearly aimed at someone, but aren't a reply. What's the purpose here? You're more likely to get a response from the people you're responding to if you actually reply to them. Or is that the point?
>>148490014
I imagine we will actually probably get some kind of Allagan or Garlean weapons
I want to get to ala mhigo and it turns out that the garleans made everything better.
>>148490480
Because it's 1000 year old shit.
>>148490476
the balmung town bike trying to escape it's fate as a cum receptacle
>>148490775
>tfw you have eleven different loads in your pussy
>>148490515
It's a blanket response to about a half-dozen posts that aren't even a full screen length above it, and there's no pressing need to have someone reply to it as it's not a particularly interesting conversation.
>>148489085
the sad thing is they'll never do it
>>148489350
and just how many premades have you seen that care about having a good time playing together?
literally all any of them care about is getting a title that makes it sound like you jerk people's cocks off for a living
>>148485202
>friend tells me to go to reddit for all the info i need about ffxiv since i just started
>never been to reddit at all
>get on there and make a post about how the abuse of the green leaf system is useless
>get downvoted like 100 times
what is with reddit i feel safer here then there.
>>148491025
Gotcha, just wondering, was all.
>>148491040
who the fuck cares about "having a good time together"
the point of premades is getting people together that arent retarded and basically ensuring you will atleast have one third of the alliance not be mouth breathers with an extra chromosome or two
winning is fun
>>148491148
the spergs there just feel empowered with their little vote buttons. stay the fuck away from Reddit.
you won't get any good advice or useful information anyway.
>>148491040
they won't, i know
i also agree with the other poster responding to you, while premades are annoying they're not unbeatable
the problem is just that the average pvper is just as bad as the average pve...er in xiv, that is to say they're completely braindead
Hmmm.
Should I fanta into one of these, /xivg/?
:3
>>148491457
No. You look good as is.
>>148491457
bottom is nice
>>148491457
bottom center one is actually really cute.
>>148491457
>somehow all equally cute
>>148491457
croissant horns, svp
>>148491457
face 4 with different nose
>>148491457
left and bottom are okay
>>148491539
>bottom center
Your center or theirs?
>>148491603
you had the cutest croissant in your lap dont be greedy you fuck
>High Allagan shield doesn't hum when you wield it, only the sword does
I'm only a little bit sad...
>>148491736
>>>>>>>>>>>>sword
>>148491248
>the point of premades is having at least one party
>not having premades in two companies ready to feed kills to the other and shoehorn one into winning
Your naivety is astounding. Do you even pvp?
>>148491457face 1d-do it
>>148491843
do you?
>>148491814
Is there a problem with my sword?
>>148491539
>bottom center
>>148491932
Just makes you that much more of a fucking moron for not having noticed this. Nice attempt at evading the point. Feeder parties do exist and it's a fucking cancer that needs to be cut out. Fuck you and your premades. You're literally playing with the same people every day because of how dead the pvp is.
>>148491932
naive child
(kill me please)
>>148492108
>everyone else should be punished because someone somewhere is doing bad things
legitimate autism my man
>>148492294
>punished
Jesus fucking christ.
"Bottom center" it is.
Who wants to donate to the "buy rocklizard a fanta" cause?
:3
>>148492294
>le autism
Well memed, faggot. Kill yourself.
>>148491932
>>148492269
lol plebs
>be never lucky
>working on the Dream Fulfilled relic
>can get 3-6 for each upgrade
>probably only going to get 3
>need to farm up 24,000 esoteric ideally
I don't know if I can do this guys.
>>148492393
>insults first
>insult him back
>gets butthurt
yep, actually autistic
>>148492387
ugly
>>148492387
fuck off
Does anyone here like miqote
>>148492397
what are you doing with your life
Where's Putt been? There's been a surprisingly low amount of cam for a black man/cam for me colin and general Abe shitposting lately
>>148492569
Not ones that only have friends that ERP with them.
>>148492510
>butthurt
Insults are part of my vernacular. Deal with it, shitforbrains. i have no obligation to be civil on this board of all places.
And "him" or I should say "you" don't add any claim to your bullshit argument that you're being "punished" by throwing in memes and buzzwords. The PvP community DESERVES it for allowing it to happen. SE is under no fucking obligation to do anything whatsoever, so it's all moot. Different GCs exist solely for PvP, and SE won't remove GC restrictions.
Anyone got the Naughtyweaver crack?
I bought it on my Desktop and cant get it on my PC, really dont want to buy it again since this is only temporary anyways
>>148492810
Didn't clean his room and got grounded, no TV or Internet for a week.
Don't make me beg...Or do. I like begging...
:3
>>148492972
ah so your insults are "part of your vernacular" but when I do it its "throwing memes and buzzwords" :^)
oklol
and yes GCs should be removed but if you think people should be forced to soloQ only you're retarded
>>148493135
No one cares. Seriously. Ask your online circlejerk.
Does nobody play as "human" males? I know it's a majority of males here, so what's going on? Do you all want to be pretty girls? Shit, I barely even see any in the game besides NPCs. It's making me think I should've picked something else or no one will like me.
>>148493135
no croissants no deals
>>148493135
ugly
>>148493207
By human do you mean Hyur?There's some decent ones about, they just seem a bit dead today. Generally though, female characters are all the craze.
>>148491975
It's a blade.
>>148493207
That only matters if you want to ERP with people on Balmung, and even then it's not a death sentence.
>>148491457
third one is very cute.
>>148493163
>autistic
>butthurt
Define autism for me, friend, and point to where I called you autistic/butthurt/cucked/every other buzzword on this miserable board and not just a fuckup and an idiot.
>>148492834
What are you talking about
>>148493650
post angry zoom
>>148493357
I was gonna come up with some "clever" retort about how you shouldn't swordshame because not all blades are created equally sharp, but upon closer inspected, the Allagan Blade DOES in fact have a proper sharp edge.
Check out those textures, though.
>>148493635
>called you autistic/butthurt/cucked
point out where I said you did that
I said you insulted me first, I insulted you back, then you got butthurt over me calling you autistic
and by the way, look up what buzzword means, because you don't seem to actually know what it does
autistic has been used as in insult since 2011 if not earlier
"buzzword" refers to a word that is trendy at the current moment, not one thats literally been used for years
>>148493338
Yeah, Hyur. I keep forgetting the race names, since I just started a few days ago. It seems like the cats are most popular. I don't even think they start in this Ul'dah city and there's more of them than anyone else.
>>148493434
Well, I'm not on Balmung and don't even really know much about that anyway, but I do wonder if less people would ignore me when I mingle with random people in towns and stuff. A lot of people don't even wave back when you bump into each other in some weird place where waving seems like the normal thing to do.
what a qt3.14
That took longer than I expected
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QnAcUAPhHj
>>148493921
>inspected
I should kill myself for being unable to type properly, I think.
>>148493875
Here you go.
>>148493940
Get a fucking clue for Christ's sake.
>>148494072
>putting paks and porn next to meria
fuck right off
>>148494072
>lizards who are normal human skin colors
fuck you fags.
>>148493207
Did somebody say human males?
>>148494069
>>148494213
>lizards
they're voidsent, retard
>>148494167
Paks made that himself
>>148494072
Why am I on there?
Jesus christ get some taste.
>>148494272
I'll call them whatever I want, fgt.
I'm a strong proud highland woman who don't need no man.
>>148494072
Hey can you not use my level one test alt for when I considered going back to my au ra?
It doesn't even count.
Most of my characters shouldn't even be on these recent waifu quests because I fanta too much as is. Maybe even put a "*" by my characters.
>>148494295
We need some joke/ironic picks.
>>148494239
Look at this Leonardo DaVinci lookin' motherfucker right here
>>148494342
no, you cant call an orange an apple
>>148493875
No.
>>148494072
rolling for me
and
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uMmV9CJpnI
>>148494440
then ill do it myself
>>148494376
CG* is probably cute whatever she picks.
You're CG right?
Post Blist
>>148494429
Yes I fucking can.
>>148494509
Yes
>>148494364
You must be intofuta.
