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>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
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Pharah a shit
SHIIIIIIIT
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Post best mom
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>>148429547
I'm in love with Amélie
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I want D.va to be my bratty mistress.
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>>148429547
I hope they'll return the ability of D.VA to kill herself with ult.
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So how long until Genji and Tracer nerfs? Since they aren't going with the PTR changes to McCree for live.
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>>148429674
aim better
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>>148429547
Nth for more melee heroes when?
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>>148429674
source on reverting mccree or are you just making shit up and declaring it as fact
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>>148429641
The devs seemed like they wanted to drop hints but Ster corrected them and said his troll question "Who is Ana's father?" wasn't incorrect.
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>you will never save her and make her feel love again
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>>148429723
I like this
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>>148429794
But Pharah always saves Mercy
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>>148429723
His kit seems a bit too busy.
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Quickplay's hidden MMR and ranked MMR are definitely unrelated after the initial placements right?

It just feels like I'm going against stronger opponents in QP after I ranked up a lot in comp. My QP mmr should be at the lowest of the low because I always do stupid shit like battle mercy and lucio but instead of getting tards I'm getting p average dudes
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>shit garbage team
>just go afk in spawn and make sure I don't get kicked for inactivity

fix for matchmaking when
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On a scale from 9 to 5 how normie is this game?
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>>148429917
7
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>>148429917
9/11
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>>148429673
That's still a thing.
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>>148429723
Reminder that Doomfist will never be a thing.
They would have to rework Numbani since you are literally escorting the Doomfist. He's just a background bit of fluff and that's all he'll ever be.
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>>148430074
Do you know about the PTR?
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>>148429674
Agree with Tracer needing nerf; I main her.
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>>148430103
>there's only one doomfist
>new one can't have his own gauntlet
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>>148430103
I could've sworn you were escorting an emp to wipe out all the omnics and the doomfist is on the map somewhere.
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>>148430132
Oh, no. I didn't hear about that. I'm guessing they took it out in the PTR, then.

Is that going to be a permanent thing, or are they still just fucking with the idea? Because I really hope not; nearly every character has something they can hurt themselves with.
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>>148430142
She's not that much of a threat to organized play and counter picks. With the upcoming changes and the resurgence of the cowboy Tracer will be kept in check.
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>>148430103
each doomfist has a different gauntlet so

>[you]
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Just got two shot by a Mercy buffed Hanzo.
As Roadhog.
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>3 minutes in
>gold elims: 1
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>>148430103
Remember when they broke all the wow map with cataclysm?
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>>148430209
I thought that was Route 66?
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How to factor out your team in comp:

Play the same heroes. You have no control over what your team is going to be like. Optimise the variable that you control.
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>>148430270
don't worry, it's gone tomorrow
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>>148430189
Doomfist is the weapon you mongoloid.

>>148430209
That's King's Row. You're wiping out the Omnic rats living underground at the behest of Nige.

>>148430261
It's the same gauntlet, only modified and improved with each wearer.
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>>148430226
She better be. My ability to wipe half, or sometimes all of team of even halfway competent players just because they had no idea I was coming, where I was, or any time to react is kinda bullshit, on top of escaping as well with full health.
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>get barely any eliminations as Pharah compared to other characters
>Won the most games with her

Huh...
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poorly aimed left clicks from ptr
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>>148430215
They made the ult explode faster and they kind of liked the idea that you could spontaneously ult if you were about to lose the mech anyway but making it explode faster means it's likely to kill D.va too so they just removed it from the equation.
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>>148430215
Reaper and Rein can still kill her while she is ejecting and survive the explosion.
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>Now Entering: Hanamura
>Prepare to Attack
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>Ana amped Reaper
PICKING UP KILLS
RUNNING OUTTA SHELLS
GOING DEAD TO DEAD
IT'S A WAY TO DIE
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>>148430329
>Doomfist is the weapon you mongoloid.
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>>148430346
>blizzard in charge of fixing things
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>>148430278
> Kaplan leaves WoW
> Worst expansion is created
Not gonna happen.
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>Mei's soft, warm body
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>>148430103
>It can't be a thing because the gauntlet is in Numbani!!

are you fucking serious, you honestly think that would stop them from making a character. It'd be piss easy to throw out an explanation for it or just say fuck it and that gameplay > story and make the character anyway

and Doomfist is most likely a character because when asked about him the devs said they couldn't give any information about him at all, so they are probably working on him.
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>>148429641
ANA IS CUTE
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>>148429643
Cute!
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>>148429723
Ripped off a 00 Gundam suit design.
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>>148430491
anon at this point you would fuck anything that was remotely warm and soft. dont delude yourself into thinking that fat fuck is actually worth even your worthless time.
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>>148430304
Route 66 is escorting some piece of tech to the Deadlock Gang. It was probably on that wrecked train.
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>3 Anas+ almost every game
>still no healing done

I fear what the actual update will bring.
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dva is the fucking worst now

>health pool of a fucking planet
>second life with yet more health
>4s shield time now toggleable, just enough for her to get to cover and heal on 1hp health
>ult now doesn't require any strategy whatsoever since it won't kill her at short distances, and she can use it whenever to take out the entire team since the duration is cut to 3s

I'm not going to complain and ask for her to be nerfed back to shit, but seriously how do you counter this fucking shit?
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>Hanzo's hitboxes getting nerfed
>main Pharah
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>>148429643
Good taste
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Who counters Genji?
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>>148430621
>not liking thicc
what a fag
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>>148430650
Roadhog
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>>148430650
Mei, Symmetra, Winston, Zarya.
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anyone got that edgy reaper names picture?
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>>148430481
>Cites the wiki
>The source is a single uncorroborated sentence on a third party website with no basis in fact.

Pic related is the only proof you have, which is literally speculation pulled out of someone's ass.

Mate, stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>148430648
>have a zen and another ana on the team
>gold healing

the grenade is goddamn ridiculous, you throw it on a tank and shoot them once they're at full health
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>>148430650
>second life with yet more health
wat
>4s shield time now toggleable, just enough for her to get to cover and heal on 1hp health
it has a 10:4 recharge shoot ratio, just fucking shoot her continuously after she used the matrix and the majority of your shots will connect, she still has the xboxhueg critbox too.
>ult now doesn't require any strategy whatsoever since it won't kill her at short distances, and she can use it whenever to take out the entire team since the duration is cut to 3s
you can still run away in most situations if you react immediately
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>>148430350
That is a neato idea. I don't know, maybe have the ult eject her further from her mech so she has more time to escape, and leave the risk of it killing her in there? Just makes no sense to have her be invincible to her own mech when Pharah can be damaged by her rockets, Tracer by her sticky, etc.

>>148430371
Figured Reinhardt. Reaper I'm assuming you're meaning in wraith form.

>>148430621
>salt that best girl wouldn't touch you
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>>148430648
I had up to 8k healing with Ana and 21 elims one game with her.
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>>148430691
mcree
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>>148430759
>best skin
>best emote
Ana as Boss as a White Mage is great
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>>148430650
Might play her now. I was looking for another hero to main.
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>>148430742
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>rank up past 70
>suddenly start getting thrown into games with lvl 50 people

Ok, what gives?
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>>148429673
Yeah. I want to be the only one with cool POTGs.
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>>148430691
I tend to go Winston if I want to have a little genji hunt to get rid of my overwhelming hate for this leaffrog-motherfucker
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>>148430650
지금이 기회야. 밀어붙이자.
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>>148430737
Winston for the Ult I guess but his weapon is horrible against armor. Even prebuff 1v1 was pitiful to watch for both sides.
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>>148430691
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>>148430831
Thanks!
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>>148430834
Extreme clan tryhards that only play scrims, they don't level up.
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>>148430650
Her ult is just decent now but it still has all the usual counters it did before.
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>>148430737
>Winston against armor

What.
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>Explosion no longer damages D.Va (the player who activates it)

Well this game is complete shit now, goodbye Anons! Too casual for me XD
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Who counters Genji's deflect?
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>>148430831
Babykiller936 gets me every goddamn time
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>>148429674
Genji is nerfed among all projectile heroes. Hitscan now reigns supreme.
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>>148431010
Bastion
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>>148430597
Shit, that is a GN-XIV. I knew my tired brain wasn't imagining things.

Though considering the concept art for Pharah had 'literally GP-02' I'm sure they'd let it slide.
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>>148431010
>Attacking genji's reflect
Uninstall please, I bet you attack zarya shields and waste ammo on defense matrix too.
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>>148429673
What if she could get hit by her ult but not die?
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>>148431035
> Hitscan now reigns supreme.
Always has
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>>148431010
Mei freeze ray
Zarya beam
Winston taser
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>ZERO changes to roadhogs bullshit hook
>ZERO changes to tracer being unstoppable
good game overbabs
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>>148431106
>Gets hooked by roadhog
Hes easy as hell to bait and dodge, get good please.
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>>148431106
They buffed McCree you mong.
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mei takes skill

just like pyro
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Mercy's ult is still going to be busted.

They should just reduce the amount of time she has to rez people. Make it like 2 seconds. Then she can sustain fights by rezzing small casualties or maybe a team that got wiped by a single ult.

But goddamn am I tired of a prolonged teamfight where we kill her first, and then by the time we've finished off her team she flutters back from the spawn and rezzes all the assmunches.
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>>148431082
I liked it being a gamble. Plus, we got great moments out of suiciding Divas, including famous rein returning the mech to sender webm.
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>>148431010
Lucio M2.
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Yo

anyone got a link to that sad song from the "Dragons" video
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>>148430732
>>148430737
Thanks guys, going to give this a try.

>>148430762
>Wat
When her mech is destroyed or whatever.

>it has a 10:4 recharge shoot ratio, just fucking shoot her continuously after she used the matrix and the majority of your shots will connect, she still has the xboxhueg critbox too.
Yeah, I guess that's true. Her critbox is still pretty ridiculous.

>you can still run away in most situations if you react immediately
Yeah, I've been finding I can't quite make it to cover in most situations anymore.

>>148430830
Well, you won't be at a disadvantage that's for sure. I'm probably just used to her being absolutely useless in game, so the change just comes across as a bit of a shock. She seems pretty powerful on PTR now, I'd give her a shot for sure.

>>148430981
Except I find her ult before was actually pretty decent if you timed it well and used her rocket boost. Now it just seems like you don't need any skill to make sure it's timed well or you don't die to it.
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>>148431080
>play as hanzo
>shoot genji while he's unaware of me
>he deflects a soldier 76 engaging him
>soldier ceased fire
>my arrow is reflected into soldier's face

I hadn't laughed and felt that bad in awhile
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>>148431106
> tracer
> unstoppable

Console?
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How does sleep affect the player? Do you just drop on the ground like with hammer down, or you actually get black screen?
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>yfw Hanzo will actually REQUIRE skill

Beside scatter arrow
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>>148431082
You mean treat it as a super-sized Junkrat concussion mine?
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>>148431194
Or maybe they should just heavily increase res cost so no mercy could ult more than 2-3 times per match
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>>148431010
symestra's right click
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>>148431341
Cool, now I get to play Lucio all the time then.
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So the hitboxes are getting fixed

On one hand this is good but on the other hand Hanzo was already one of the worst heroes in the game (in competition with D.Va and Zenyatta) and both of those are getting buffed while Hanzo is getting his only asset significantly nerfed.

I think they'll have to buff him.
Yeah yeah I know it's hip to hate Hanzo but let's be honest bows are cool and it's not cool to have a character be straight up garbage.
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>>148431309
same visual effect as earthshatter, but sound FX are slowed down and damp'd. Cool shit.
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>hero stacking will still be available on quick play
thanks blizzard...
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>>148431319
>all the Hanzo's switch to Genji and snipe using his shurikens
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REAPY
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>>148431258
You can wall it, Rein shield, wraith form, freeze yourself, bubble, etc.
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• Fixed a bug where Junkrat's small, slow ultimate with his snail was showing up as an exploding tire.
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>>148430621
>fuck
I just want to cuddle her, Anon.

Mei is a lovely girl.
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>>148431398
kys instead
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>>148431489
RIP-SNAIL READY TO CRAWL!
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>>148431443
> all the Hanzo's switch to Ana and snipe instead of healing
FTFY
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>>148429723
melee heroes are cancer
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>>148430743
One of Reaper's lines is "Doomfist can do his own dirty work," implying the third guy is active despite the glove in Numbani.
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>>148431553
There's a reason she can't wall climb or headshot.
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>>148431398
>it's not cool to have a character be straight up garbage.

He needs his time out so all the offence babby coolkids stop choosing him for every single match. Give him a couple of weeks on the naughty step and then a slight buff to make him enjoyable again.
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>Tracer will be even harder to hit

just what the game needed
just make each shot of her weapon do 200 damage already blizz since you're so fucking hellbent on her breaking the game and being the best by a long margin
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>>148431398
>let's be honest bows are cool

Return of the King happened 13 years ago, it's time to let go.
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>>148431553
They should snipe with Mcree, then they can use his ult for some good use.
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>Open crate
>Yellow coin
>"oh shit"
>It's Zarya's Industrial skin
>mfw

I play Zarya, and that skin is really ugly, I'd rather have the Siberian one if not for the stupid googles.
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>>148431106
>Fixed a bug that sometimes caused Roadhog to accidentally Chain Hook targets standing behind him
No more ez 180 hooks for laghogs anymore!
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>Ruskie Industries
>For some reason defense always collapses on both teams
>Back and forth 5 times, until sudden death
>Play the map for over an hour
>Lose
>Requeue
>Route 66
>Leaver, Cancelled
>Hanamura
>Leaver, Cancelled
>Ruskie Industries AGAIN
>THE SAME BULLSHIT HAPPENS AGAIN
>PLAY THE SAME MAP AGAIN FOR ANOTHER HOUR
>STILL LOSE

Fuck this game, played for 3 hours, the same fucking map, with the same fucking issues. Volskaya Industries is a cancer.
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>>148431603
That's a different Doomfist apparently. It implies Doomfist the Scourge wanted the gauntlet so Reaper and Widowmaker were sent to get it for him. Likely because Talon wanted him to join their cause.
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>>148431636
Why does she wear the mask?
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>>148431636
But Hanzo is defense.

Besides offense heroes are already better than basically all the defense heroes. It's a bit fucking boring that Blizzard just doesn't want defense heroes to actually fulfill their supposed role.
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>>148431309
A drop to the ground pretty much identical to Earthshatter, except it says "SLEEP" and it's got Zs all around.
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>>148431741
If you took that off, would she die?
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>>148431741
filthy omnics nearby
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>>148431662
There's no pleasing you people, is there?
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>>148431679
Industrial is the new meta for Zarya players though.
Honest to god players get so triggered by the sight of the skin that they smash themselves against you like spergs and get trampled underfoot while you steamroll away with 100 charge. I noticed players being more aggressive and reckless when attacking me whenever I use that skin, aint even kidding.
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>>148429643
Reminder that she's actually pure.
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>>148431806
where do you look if you get put to sleep? need to know so I can spray them while they're sleeping
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>>148431845
>pure
>married and not a virgin
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>>148431636
BANE ?
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What characters do you think need to be redesigned? I think Zarya needs it. She just looks like lesbian #234.
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>>148431448
>>148431473
Different rank 46 here.

I can aim. Now what?
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So I guess Ana will milk Rein's shield? And with McCree's buff he will too?

As someone who frequents Reinhardt it'd be nice to have more characters that utilize my shield. Usually (assuming they aren't retarded) it's only the healer, Soldier, and the occasional Junkrat that will stay behind my shield.
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>>148431856
At dawn, they look to the east.
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>>148431893
She's modeled after a D3 character designer. The chance of her being redesigned is zero.
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>>148431845
>Mindbroken
>Pure
Pick one and only one
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>>148431856
up, you can't really put a spray in sight
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>>148431845
She's literally a mindbroken whore Anon, let your delusions go.
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>>148431913
>not shooting icicles from behind a shield
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>Go support
>No tank

>Go tank
>No support
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>>148431879
>not a virgin
Did you check her out yourself?

>>148431937
>>148431948
Exactly, she was brainwashed into being a slut, if that gets rid of, she'll go back to her old self.
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>>148431948
>It's an artist goes to elaborate lengths to avoid drawing mouths episode
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>hanzo's only asset was broken hitboxes
>hitboxes fixed and no hanzo buffs

hanzo players on suicide watch
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>>148431820
it would be exteremely painful
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>>148431948
>widow
>samurai mask
not even trying/10
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>>148431308
Tracer is unstoppable in PC, she just has a high skill floor
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>Ana: Gerard was a fool to love someone like you.
>Widowmaker: You don't know anything about him...

What did Widow mean by this?
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>>148431983
>A woman who is married is a virgin
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>>148431983
>Exactly, she was brainwashed into being a slut, if that gets rid of, she'll go back to her old self.
No, she was brainwashed into being a killing machine. But they first had to break her will for that.
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>>148432012
We wish.

Except, nobody will switch from Handsoap, they will keep playing him and suck with him even more.
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>>148432023
For you.
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>>148431983
Why would you not fuck a girl like Widow after marrying her? Destroy that ass before the cuck comes.
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>>148431856
fun fact: for the whole duration D.va desperately moves the joysticks.
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>>148432049
So, that's one of her lines where Amelie goes through the brainwashing?
I mean, she's the one who killed him.
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So, how was she able to escape and play dead?
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>>148432087
It would imply some part of her still cares, and maybe feels remorse. Conditioning wearing off?
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>>148431893
she needs a jacket skin
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>>148431238
Bump cause I really wanna download that song
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>>148431983
What part of married do you not understand? And don't pull memes out your ass. Her calling out to him if she gets revived and the bits of secondary lore with Ana up to and including their ingame dialogue imply she had a normal, loving marriage
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>>148432087
Or maybe what we've been told isn't the truth and Widow wasn't the one who killed Gerard.
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>>148432070
maybe if widow was more fun

utility-only buffs are boring
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>>148432080
That's a cool detail, neat.
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>>148432049
Maybe Gerard was a cheating piece of shit?
Maybe he tried to hit on every worthwhile girl in OW?
Maybe he kept praising Mercy every time he got home from work?

Maybe even Amélie wanted to kill him, because the way he ignored her?
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How do I counter Pareaper the Rapper?
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>>148432049
That some part of her is horrified and fighting the mental conditioning but the other part likes killing too much.

Punished Spider when?
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>>148432107
Widow shot her in the eye, it probably got stuck in her skull
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>McCree does 70 damage hitscan good distance
>Torbjorn does 75 damage projectile huge drop off
>same hitbox

I have never ever, at no point, seen a game where projectile weapons don't have huge compensations for their travel time, be it TF2, Tribes: Ascend or Unreal Tournament.
At this point, I am not even sure if Zenyatta is buffed or nerfed.
>>
Your teammates can now wake you up from being tranquilized by punching you.
Y/N?
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>>148429547
nopw D.Va and Junkrat can have a partner-look
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>>148432187
With Reaper.
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Tips for beginners?

I'm playing Soldier 76, he's good to learn the game, right? Any tips for him?
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>>148432151
Widowfags in a nutshell everyone.
Take your futa blueberry waifufaggotry outta here.
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>>148432139
>>148432087
She will ask him for forgiveness or something like that if she gets Mercy ulti'd. I see the lines between her and Ana as really strong cognitive dissonance. She loves him but if she saw him again somehow she would still put a bullet in his brain because Talon said so.
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>>148432207
Fuck off retard.
>>
>Follow game's developments so understand the characters and stuff
>Don't realise it releassed until a week after
>Fast forward to two days ago when I have money and time
>Buy it
>Mess around with more "complex" heros on range a bit
>Quickplay
>Stuck in purgatory for five minutes
>Fine game, levels are ridiculous
>Salty level 74s probably waiting for their comp quitting cooldowns to run off
>Level 50 sandbaggers too frustrated to play with people who can beat them
>Level 100 burnouts playing the game with their eyes closed using silly tactics
>Tryhard level 37s "honing their mains"
>Me, level 11, just trying to give each hero a few games
It's a tad silly, I'd rather wait two extra minutes for a good game (where I'm with other level <20s) where not many will quit instead of repeating the cycle of
>Do nothing and get utterly destroyed/do nothing and win no contest
>PLAY OF THE GAME: "I'm an offense class who pressed Q"
>Everybody quits because the game was so shit
>Get a few silver medals if lucky
>Back to purgatory

git gud I know, the game isn't really complex but these guys just have so much more experience than me it's not funny. I'm usually as good/better than people up to around level 38~ where they start to more consistently be better than me.

I just wish there was a sort of mode which was the same game except people are expected to take it more seriously and as such there are rewards for winning, penalties for quitting and a system is in place that matches you with people near your skill level. Oh wait that's ranked but I can't play it until I scrape enough leftover kills to get level 25.
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>>148432207
he's only doing that on ptr plus he has other tools that mcree doesn't
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>>148432159
widow is fun if you don't suck at sniping
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>>148432001
I draw too. Mouths is easy to draw. Drawing open mouths and jaws being open is something else though.
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>>148432276
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>>148432107
>sticking the barrel of your gun out the window

holy shit im triggered
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>>148432276
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>148431981
Maybe you should play some matches with other people instead of sitting in a game by yourself.
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>defeat
>defeat
>defeat
>DEFEAT
>DEFEAT
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>>148432225
you can partner-look on my dick bruh
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>>148432176
The way she says it and Ana's initial line don't really imply that. It also really kind of makes the tragedy around it along with why Ana hesitated to kill Widowmaker really lame. We already made this mistake with Pharah and 76's conversation about Ana.
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>>148432107
>Cyber-eyes
So confirmed that OW characters purposefully cut parts of themselves off for upgrades?
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>>148432207
> T:A
> compensation for travel times
Unless you're talking about inheritance you're full of shit.
>>
Have any of you got a golden gun?
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>>148432207
torb weap is 70 damage
also you can't really compare them because mccree is all about his revolver, whereas torb has a turret and team utility on top of his weapon
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>>148432276
>futa
Blueberry is girliest girl, anon.
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>>148432242
He is right for starters.

You are now team dad. Push the payload, or contest it if you are defending. Your niggas are hurt? Sprint to their location, use you heal rod. Go to the settings, and enable ally health bar display for him (it's a hero specific setting).
Use your rockets wisely, they can take your weak heroes in an instant and can help your remove turrets/bastions.
Knows when to ult, focus on weaker targets like healers or offense heroes.
Don't shoot reflecting Genjis.
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>>148432372
Literally trying to rewrite the lore to fit in with your retarded headcanon. Get the fuck >>>/out/
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>>148432302
Just play vs AI
Your next line is "but I want the experience of playing versus real people before I get into ranked"
But ranked resets every seasons and this season is shorter than normal. Might as well just zone out and farm bots/learn the map/get used to character tech (Phara E jumps) or whatever, and then go learn whatever else in ranked.
Not that ranked is any better.
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>>148432425
Full shadowrun when
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This scene was hot as fuck
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>>148432481
When dystopian cyberpunk gets back in style

Never
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Overwatch should be 4v4.
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>>148430691
a sentry
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>>148432425
like you wouldn't do that:
>"pff- a normal hand?"
>"why a normal hand when you can have this awesome one out of titanium"
>"Oh shit McCree what are you doing with that saw?"
>"Howdy partner, just making some room for improvements"
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>>148432428
Nova colt, retard. Its stats were very low compared to every other weapon.
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>>148432451
Kek, okay.
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>>148432527
Overwatch should get a co-op story mode.
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>>148432425
Or just add some hardware. You don't need to remove the whole eye or anything on it. Simply add stuff. Also the devs in Ster's stream once again btfo amputeefags.
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>>148432518
edgy
>>
REAP-ositioning
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>>148432518
>Waaaaaaaaa!
Fuck up cunt. You have two for a reason.
>>
Any chance we'll see the origin skins outside the Edition?
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>>148432587
t. Reaper main
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>>148432587
Depth perception?
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>>148432527
Overwatch should have runes
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>Enemy team has 2 Tracers
>They're competent
>I'm playing Mercy
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>>148432587
those cyber-eyes were probably expensive and not covered by Overwatch- insurance
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>>148432439
That wouldn't stop her from having a cock desu senpai
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>>148432190
>tfw people had theories this was going to be part of the MGSV story from the trailers
>pic related instead
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>>148432242
Do you job today.
Push the payload!
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>>148432457
Alright I'll do that, thanks.
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>>148432651
I hate that little cunt
everytime I hear:
>Cheers luv
I hope she chokes on a dick
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>>148432439
what if it's a very girly cock?
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>>148432676
Why is he so handsome.
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>>148432587
Ok, how about you go skullfuck yourself with a spoon and see how much you cry like a bitch.
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>>148432587
depth perception pal, look into it
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>>148432639
>Relying on depth perception
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NERF ZARYA NOW.

EVERY TIME SHE SHIELDS MY TEAMMATES START SHOOTING HER AND THEN SHE KILLS US ALL WITH HER OP LASER.


THIS IS NOT FAIR, WHY CAN'T BLIZZARD BALANCE THIS GAME LIKE RIOT OR VALVE?

I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY HANZO AND GENJI IN PEACE.
>>
>>148432651
>Enemy team has 2 Tracers
at that point I just leave because it's the only option left

>lmao let's give a tiny fast hero FOUR escapes on low cooldown AND the highest damage output in her class lmao and then a 400 damage unavoidable burst haha we at blizzard know how to design video games
fucking obnoxious
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>>148431030
hey, could be named after that Devourment song
>>
What hero is most like Bane
>>
>Widowmaker: You were once a great soldier, but what are you now? An empty shell of a woman.
>Ana: So I'm guessing you don't want my autograph

Ana literally has the best bants in the game.
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>>148432731
kill yourself back to >>>/trash/ my man
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well fuck me they actually did fix them

this kills the hanzo though
which might not actually be a bad thing
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>>148432658
>>148432658
kys yourselves
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>>148432586
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>1 hero limit in competitive
>all the babies that are going to rage and afk or purposely lose the game because you took their special snowflake hero
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>>148432742
>ywn look like Big Boss
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>>148432678
>>148432440
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hrIl1ncb_ZY
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>meleeing mercy as lucio

so this is what cultural enrichment feels like
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>>148432340
Glad I wasn't the only one...
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>>148432742
because kojima is full gay
>>148432759
make a new pasta already
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>>148432759
Please, stop.
Everyone knows this is bait and you're making best girl look bad.
>>
>>148432838
Does Widow have any new lines with Pharah now?
And any lines between Pharah and Ana?
>>
Reminder that maining Lucio is the definition of a waste of time. His role is literally just to exist and the only degree of skill applicable is juking around objectives to stall, which can be translated into just about any hero.
>>
>>148432916
>>148430703
Adorable
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>>148432841
>He can't appreciate feminine cocks
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>>148432950
good lucios know how to use his weapon and deal damage though
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>>148430459
Any excuse I can get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa-WW6f0ayQ
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>>148432858
Fuck Hanzo.
If they ever plan on making him viable then please let them do it with a complete revamp that makes him a more reliable pick.
>>
>>148432837
Roadhog

Unless you mean Bane from doto, then Ana kind of?
>>
Based on Ana's and Widow's interaction, her husband is a sore subject to talk about which implies Widow is still attached to him. This makes it weird how she hasn't betrayed Talon, she has every reason to absolutely despise them.

Character stories and interactions feel like they're made on the spot without thought put into them. It's unused potential sitting there waiting to be taken.
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>Playing Reaper
>Zen on team
>Have gold healing
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>>148433057
naturally I meant this man
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>>148433036
I really want this video with the Mariachi skin and with mariachi music in the background.
>>
>>148433073
>Character stories and interactions feel like they're made on the spot without thought put into them
Metzen's confirmed that to be the case.
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>>148430691
Symmetra. He can't deflect that shit.
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>>148433094
Yeah Roadhog
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>"let's up the tempo!"
>increases the volume

Remind me why this guy is considered a world-class musician?
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>>148432858
live Hanzo for comparison

>>148433054
agreed
i like Hanzo but i'd love if he actually rewarded aim and not just guessing correctly because his weapon is so slow
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>>148433094
Roadhog, he's a big guy.
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>>148432858
So is born the meme of "Hanzo takes skill". The nightmare is just beginning.
>>
>>148433073
>Character stories and interactions feel like they're made on the spot without thought put into them.
This is a key component of MOBA-styled games, of course Blizzard is going to emulate it.
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>>148432950
:~O
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>>148433000
>>148432731
>>148432658
Anons... Cocks are inherently masculine.
You need to stop lying to yourselves and give in to the daddy you so clearly need.
>>
>>148433152
> electronic music
no actual skill or knowledge required
Any other question?
>>
>>148433073
Or there's just more we don't know about the situation or how Widowmaker feels.
>>
>>148433162
To be fair with these changes he kind of will. He doesn't shoot logs anymore. If you manage to consistently land headshots now you're actually landing them, not just abusing broken hitboxes.
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>>148429547
>solo queue comp while friend is away
>go down two levels in a night because teams are retarded

why
>>
>>148432518
>then
>young anna
>already adult widow
>now
>old as fuck anna
>widow literally the same

uhh OWbabs?
>>
>>148431679
>it is a legy
>3ed mercy legy
but blizzard i can only use one at the time
>>
>>148433295
fifty
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>>148432858
>>148433156
There is a god after all
>>
>>148433291
Yes, but the kiddies who instalock Hanzo won't stop doing it, they'll just spew that while having 3 eliminations in a 10 min match.
>>
>>148433309
Ana's pretty old there. You can see her wrinkles.
>>
>>148433249
don't you have some dadrock to listen to
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Found another one for the collection
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>>148433309
First of all, this
>>148433363

Secondly, read Widows lore.
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>>148433220
I am the daddy and enjoy comparing my masculine member to a cute and feminine one though.
>>
>>148433295
>because teams are retarded
Same. Id be 70+ easily if not for the retards on my team. Feels bad to be the only good player.
>>
>>148433309
They slowed her heartbeat to stop her from feeling anything. This most likely significantly slows the aging process.
>>
yeah.....

its not me.....

its my bad team.....

..........
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So, realistically, how long until Ana and the patch move from PTR to full Overwatch?
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>>148433349
also forgot to add

these changes are to projectiles overall, not character hitboxes. hanzo is the most affected due to his arrows having the biggest hitbox pre-patch, but every projectile weapon is affected. i tried mei, genji, zenyatta, all have significantly thinner hitboxes
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why is this allowed
>>
>>148433474
1 (one) week
>>
>>148433460
>your teammates are always good
>>
>when ana sleeps phara during her ult she says "I think it's time justice took a nap" in a motherly voice

damn that shit gets me hard

>>148433474
after they nerf ana, the nano injector is ridiculously powerful on certain characters to the point it breaks them
>>
>>148433474
2 weeks minimum, they said it on stream.
>>
>>148433417
nice fedora man
>>
>>148433493
?
>>
Best box so far
>>
>>148433474
1 week if they're content with balance, more likely 2. Unless they're in crunch time, they usually just release one build a week no matter the game.
>>
>>148433220
That's just gross. You could at least suggest the 1% of traps that are actually worthy of being called traps.
>>
Ddi they confirm with ptr changes are staying and leaving?
>>
>>148433548
>filename

she has lordosis
>>
TEAM GRANDMA
>>
>>148433493
i do not like her design
>>
>>148433608
The rifle's recoil fucked up her back. Duh.
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>>148433608
well lordosis makes my dick hard
>>
>>148430563
>tfw playing Mei
>tfw imagining how hard everybody's nipples must get when I hit them with the freeze ray
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>>148433493
Nothing wrong with showing off your assets.
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if the first new map is a KOTH map i'll kms
>>
>>148433181
Old Bioware should've just turned into company that writes characters and dialogue for games before EA swallowed them into the black hole of uncreativity. How much better would this game be if Blizz had hired them?
>>
>>148433583
Mercy's damage boost going back to the current live %. Possibility of Zenyatta going to 175hp
>>
Why is supporting in this game so boring?

And why are 90% of the people that play it awful?

I don't even think I'm good or anything, it's just like almost everyone else doesn't even have a brain.
>>
>>148433656
i like KOTH
>>
>>148433608
Thanks, now I know my boner's medical term.
>>
>>148433656
>no bastion on that pic
>>
um excuse me...........

your gameplay is supposed to circulate around my brain....

if you are not then you are a bad player.....

XD.......
........


wow
>>
>>148433493
Why do you tease her for a medical condition?
>>
>>148433565
>more likely 2

This is advanced cruelty toward Zenyatta and D.va players if they do this.
>>
>>148433474
Couple weeks. Blizzard's PTR and live time depends on how big the patch is. For Diablo there was couple month PTR server before it was released.
>>
>>148433725
he's behind Soldier 76
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>>148433656
koth is the only map with no sudden death bullshit and attack steamrolls
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>>148433668
>How much better would an """"""ESPORT"""""" be if the writing wasn't awful
It'd still be terribly balanced and ranked would still suck so I dunno anon.
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Best girls desu
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>>148432107
Source of this?
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>>148433656
goddamit, I still can't find that fucking Waldo.
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I JUST WANT THE FUCKING SAD SONG FROM THE "DRAGONS" VIDEO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>148433808
That's a vending machine anon
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>>148433725
He's the vending mahine
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So how many coinflips in a row have you guys lost?

So far I've had to defend 8 sudden deaths in a row.
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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>>148433814
Yeah, instead it has cancerous overtime but overtime is nerfed in PTR and Sudden Death won't be in Season 2.
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>>148433851
And I want the taco solo track from the end of Hero short.
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>>148433948
every map has quasi overtime and it'll get better with hero limits
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>>148433846
new comic will be released today
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>>148433725
Lower left corner
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>>148433725
>>148433808
>>148433883
Actually, Bastion is in the bottom left.
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>>148432859
>you will never be a girl captured by Widowmaker and given unimaginable pleasures until you give her all the information she wants
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>>148433824
none found on the picture
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>>148433940
>all these stories about people calibrating in the high 60s and dropping into the 40s

Good luck anon.
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>>148433824
>Pharmercy
>Real limbs

I thought the whole point of the pairing was that mercy played mad doctor with her
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>>148433851
FASHIONWATCH WHEN
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>hitscan weapons and heroes are already outperforming projectile heroes by a mile
>nerf projectiles
>don't buff the projectile heroes to make up for it

Blizzard balance at its best.
Also before you go "t. Hanzo main" there are more projectile heroes in the game than Hanzo. Like, you know, Torbjorn, Mei or Junkrat, heroes that range from decent to underpowered unlike hitscan heroes who are all top tier (except McCree who is promptly getting buffed).

Fuck you Blizzard, why even add projectile weapons when hitscan weapons are both easier to hit with and straight up better?
>>
3 Cp/ traditional capture and hold game mode when
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>>148433976
>>148433985
That's a bike
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>>148433985
holy shit i thought you were kidding
>>
>add a deathmatch mode so shitters who care more about kills than the objective can fuck off and play it, pretty much make skirmish an actual thing
>add more matchmaking options so you can choose the game mode you want to play
>comp games only have objective-based modes
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>>148433987
>Keep talking anon, don't want me to stop, right?
>>
Which rein skin should i get lads?
>>
jesus christ lads

im so fucking bad i played a game yesterday on kings row and both my team and the enemy team failed to cap ANYTHING at all so we had a sudden death at 0 points and then we won as defense

im fucking rank 47
how do i git gud at this game i'm so inhumanly bad i can't even believe it

my aim is decent (used to be DMG in csgo) but i can't seem to have good fragging power in this game
should i try to get a healslut to follow me while i play soldier? i really want to be at least decent ;_;
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>>148434060
They already said the next map won't introduce anything new.

They did say they have three other maps in the works including a new game mode but they have no idea which ones will actually get finalized.
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>>148433987
>>148434049
:x
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>>148430809
>>148430920
>>148431039
>>148431106
>>148432534
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REAL WAGESLAVE HOURS
WHO UP
these loot boxes ain't gonna buy themselves
>>
>>148434127
Lionhardt with More Stretching Required Highlight.
>>
>>>148434127

Lionhardt.
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>>148434049
t. lowtier main
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>>148430103
The current active Doomfist has an entire arm made for punching instead of a gauntlet. Every generation has had a bigger gauntlet.
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>>148433987
>Talon never had Widowmaker train snipers through process of elimination
>we will never have a sniper with lizard like qualities who sticks to walls and camouflages.
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>>148434127
Stonehardt.
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>>148434104
Why is Widowmaker doing squats nude? Also her form seems off, she should keep her back upright and go up and down with her legs, not her waist.
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>placed 54
>now 66

ehehehe
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>>148433474
They said on stream that they want to have it out next week, but want to test other changes first.
Give it two weeks maximum
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>play junkrat
>arshot pharah
>win

Loving

Every

Laugh
>>
who tf buys lootboxes lmfao
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>>148433987
>unimaginable pleasures
Nigga have you seen her skin? It's fucking purple due to the decreased blood flow. She would literally be cold as ice to fuck.
>>
>>148434049
>fixing hurtboxes so they can't hit a character using a corner as cover is considered a "nerf"

Reevaluate your life, man.
>>
>>148434237
Streamers.
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>>148434176
more like

LOW
TIER
GOD
>>
i want blizzard to dumb down the game so retards like me can get cheap easy kills without trying

please lower the skill ceiling :EEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>148434104
Of course at that point it's a foregone conclusion that you're going to get shot in the head once she's done.
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>>148434310
Better rape her into submission before she gets to do anything.
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>>148434262
They didn't change hurtboxes, they changed projectiles.

Also if you read my post I don't want them to keep the projectiles. The hitboxes were bullshit. But you can't just nerf the projectiles and then forget to add compensation buffs for the characters that relied on those broken projectiles.
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>>148434127
Stonehardt
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>2 months since release
>only just now getting a new hero
>still no new maps
>still no new skins

How lazy can Blizzard be?
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>>148432049
Its obvious Blizzard are setting up a redemption arc for her. It was clear they would the moment they introduced her as a "corrupted female character". It is an overused trope of theirs at that point.
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>>148434396
Do you think Tracer will cure her with the power of HOPE?
>>
Which map has the best theme?
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>>148434257
nigga when this is bouncing on your dick you can handle it being a bit colder than usual
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>>148434127
Camo one
Blackhardt if you plan on getting gold axe skin.
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>>148434389
The game could use more maps indeed. But I'm glad they're not shitting out new heroes left and right.
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>>148434234
BANG BANG $O$A
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>>148434453
numbani. because it's about starving africans. that's why theyre singing ravioli in the loading screen
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>>148434237
I do. Thanks for the autism bucks ;)
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>>148434305
ceilings already pretty low my man
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>>148434453
Numbani
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>>148434349
You realize hitscan can't make those shots either right? It's just pathetic that you're implying that the characters are seriously crippled in any way because they can't headshot when a shot hits above their shoulders. They don't deserve anything in return for that exclusively.
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>>148434127
if you're on a budget get paragon for the sweet colors
if you want a legendary i'd recommend stonehardt or lionhardt depending on which color scheme you like more. i love the stone armor so i use stonehardt
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>>148434529
Spat out my drink
>>
>Ana's Shrike skin accents are purple

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>148429547

who dat babby daddy
>>
What am I doing wrong with Roadhog's combo? I can't one hit anyone, but whenever I face one, I get hooked and I'm dead.

It is hook, left click, melee? Or is it right click? I do right click because if you hook, you shouldn't miss, but that doesn't seem right.
>>
new PTR coming, Tracerfags BTFO

Tracer

Pulse Pistols
Rate of fire has been decreased from 4 rounds per second to 3 rounds per second
Pulse Pistols no longer refill their ammo after using Blink
Blink
Cooldown increased from 3 seconds to 4 seconds
Range decreased from 7 meters to 6 meters

Developer Notes: While we want to keep Tracer very agile and dangerous up close, her current state has proven to be too difficult for most players to dispatch. So, we're reducing her damage output and changing her Blinks to require more careful use. With this update, she will still have the same close range lethality, while giving her enemies more time to react and an easier time keeping track of her once she is caught.
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>>148434175
>>148434172
>>148434556
>>148434467
>>148434359
>>148434209

i plan on getting the golden weapon. Lionhardt does look like it would go with it nicely
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>>148434535
i want them touching the floor :DDD
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>>148434349
>>148434049
>>
>>148434453
>>148434529
>>148434545

LA LO LI
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>>148434603
(You)
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>>148434593
It's obviously Reinhardt.
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>>148434603
rightclick is useless in Close quarters you dolt.
M1 + Melee + M1
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>>148434554
But they are crippled, I don't see how you can argue against this.

Even "good" Hanzos have accuracys on the 20s, and that's with broken ass hitboxes.
Hitscan doesn't have to account for projectile travel nor lead targets nor predict the target movement. You point at a head, click and it hits. Projectile has to account for many more things, that's why they had much more lenient hitboxes.

I mean you can't really argue it's not a nerf. It's a bugfix, correct, but as collateral damage it nerfs the characters.
>>
>>148434049
>Pharah
Torbjorn's main problem is that his turret takes too long to put up, so once it dies, he's totally fucked, and Mei's projectiles simply take too long to fire
>>
> Every single waifu in the game has been overruled by a 60-year old hag
Huh. Feels better than expected.
>>
>>148434593
im daddy
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>>148434620
doesn't matter tbqh

I will keep dumpster shitters

and you will still complain
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>>148434642
WAHABA
>>
>ana ults
>block her ult with my defense matrix
Who /MLG/ here?
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>>148434593
Hey you stole this from Overwatch Shitposting motherfucker
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>>148434452
Maybe Tracer will have something to do with it, the two of them have been set as enemies who often face each-other with neither able to take the upper hand.
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>>148434593
mercy
>>
>comp numbani
>pushing and winning the round
>battle.net disconnects randomly again
>close game, restart, log in again
>maybe just over 60 seconds passed
>half the team already left
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God damn blizzard
I have no problems with my connection in any other online game, even in Overwatch these are not regular but just come out of the blue
Nothing even happens to my connection, just have to re-log to the game.
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>play with a full group for the first time
>they're all collective trash
>the worst player on the team is complaining the most the whole time

lol and here I thought anything was better than solo
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>>148434620
sounds fake

give a link or fuck off
>>
how can you be so retarded that you cant play fathog
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>>148434049
>some people actually genuinely believe this
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>>148434593
It's irrelevan't. Ana is set as a single mother who took care of her growing daughter on her own. A father was never mentioned or even hinted at.
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>>148434620
>has proven to be too difficult for most players to dispatch

bads can't deal with her
>>
https://streamable.com/desj
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>>148434049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGcNzFd3as

It is obvious that projectile weapons are never going to be able to compete with hitscan without huge advantages.
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>>148434662
It is? I thought it had the same power as left click, but less spread so it was harder to hit.

>>148434654
Fuck you.
>>
>>148434620
fake
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>>148434806
I have great hooks and destroy anyone with M2 on him but for some reason unless I fail to one shot the poor hooked bastard I always miss my M1 shots in close range
Send help
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Mei is for snuggling.
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>>148434731
>>148434642
overwatch has the most boring fucking lore imaginable.

what does lucio say when at numabini?

"I love this city, everyone is free to live as they choose"

I cannot think of a more hamfisted, uninspired voice line that says nothing of interest or relevance besides "i will protect the innocent"
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>>148434680
The nerf made them balanced, you just got used to them being OP.
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>>148434843
Yes, that's why she has 100%+ pick rate in high level games. Because "bads" can't deal with her.
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>>148434349
>They didn't change hurtboxes, they changed projectiles.
Moron.
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>>148434620
Tracer reloads when she blinks? Fuck me, no wonder I was bad at her.
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>>148434906
shitter deteced
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>>148434764
solo is better because you can mute everyone

dont think my friends would be too happy to know muted them
>>
>>148434850
Right click is the same as left except it happens few meters further. If the ball hits before exploding it deals 50 damage vs maximum of 225 when it explodes and all pellets hit.
>>
>>148434873
Stop playing him like Reaper. Don't just spray all willy nilly, shoot when you're sure that you'll hit
>>
>Wakey, wakey mon cherie~
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>>148434895
>Hanzo and Genij are OP
Really
>>
>>148434895
Are you honestly calling Torbjorn, Mei and Hanzo OP? Do you smoke?

Again, I'm not saying to keep the bullshit projectiles. I'm just saying this change, while needed, is indirectly nerfing characters that aren't particularly strong already.
>>
>>148434843
>hurr durr sanic fasts around you while holding down M1 and spamming LSHIFT
>unless you're Winston, you're probably fucked

nuthin personnel, luv
>>
>>148434893
Pharah's lines always came off as amusingly dull.
>>
>>148434680
The readjustment only prevents a player from headshotting you when they can't even see your head. It's not something they deserve compensation for. Not for that alone. And seriously, just say Hanzo. Everyone else will be about the same. But this didn't break Hanzo, Hanzo broke Hanzo. He needed an overhaul even before this fix. Not because of it.
>>
yes yes yes yes

please make the game even easier for retards
>>
>>148434620
thank you jeff
>>
>>148434906
>>148434989
>>has proven to be too difficult for most players to dispatch
>>
>>148434979
Elle a sucer cette bite dans l'avion et je l'ai appelée airhead
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>>148434979
>>
>>148434930
No she doesn't, she reloads when using Recall, but anon made a mistake when crafting his bait here.
>>
>>148434969
Oh my god. I'm retarded. No wonder I couldn't do anything as Roadhog, Jesus.

Thanks a bunch. Now to just start hitting my hooks.
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>Our Ana Q's a zenyatta
>>
>>148435032
i see nothing wrong with this
>>
>>148434620
0/10 shit head

fuck off and git gud
>>
>>148434893
Oh what about this masterpiece
>"no, NO, NO, NO, N. O." - Torbjörn
>>
>>148434959
Tracer main who doesn't want his slag of a waifu nerfed detected.
>>
>>148435030
>The readjustment only prevents a player from headshotting you when they can't even see your head.

That's what Blizzard said but it's not true. The hitboxes are thinner under all circumstances. >>148432858
>>148433156
>>
>>148435132
>playing PTR
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>>148435140
good
>>
>>148434979
I want to taste the blueberry.
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>>148434741

I made this you piece of shit.
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>>148434620
>anon gets destroyed by a tracer
>assblasted so much that he makes up fake patch notes and posts them on a vietnamese basket weaving forum
>>
>>148435132
Embrace the iris motherfucker.
>>
>>148434873
Learn to lead your shots bruh, you have a shotgun. The more shrapnel that hits, the more damage is delivered
>>
>>148435181
DOXXED
>>
>>148435151
what
when does he say that
>>
>>
>>148434620
8/10 counterfeit, that's well written anon
>>
People who type 'gg ez', '2ez' etc need to be permanently banned until the community understands that toxic behavior is unacceptable.
>>
>>148434984
>>148434986
Genji is the most picked hero in high ranking competitive.

Torbjorn and Mei aren't supposed to headshot people, they're supposed to use their kit, which is what needs buffing.

Hanzo was a mistake.
>>
>>148433490
>no pants
>no gray hair
>looks like a teenager
cosplayers
>>
thats how you get tinnitus - american accented brazilian
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>>148435283
shit bait
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>>148435132

We shall teach them our way. With violence.
>>
>>148435283
I've reported all of them since day 1.
>>
>>148435249
I believe he says that in Numbani and Nepal as it is his worst nightmares come to life (Omnics living as citizens).
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>>148435249
turret destruction probably.
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>>148435181

>white and black relationships means there isn't a single scenario where the man can visually know for sure if the woman cheated on him

Asians don't count. Have you ever seen a woman cheating on a man with an asian ? Nope.
>>
>>148435283
>>148435347

do you really get triggered by it
>>
>>148435231

Ya ok
>>
>>148435349
Numbani.

He refers Nepal as his worst nightmares, while in Volskaya he says "Now, THIS is my kind of factory!"
>>
>>148434984
Yes. Didn't you hear of their 200% pick rate in comp?
>>
>>148435283
It's literally 3 letters. Grow some thicker skin.
>>
>>148435339
>>
>>148435181
it's neither one;
Pharah is 32;
Overwatch was formed 30 years ago,
people need to turn on their fucking brains and activate common sense
>>
>>148435368

Ja ja u rite u rite
>>
I want to give Widow a feet massage after a long day at work.
>>
why is toblerone against omnics?

I get that he's against his technology being used as weaponry but why is he against a metal dude delivering my mail?
>>
>>148435486
Hi lolbabby, how's it going.
>>
>>148435414
They go out of their way to be """"""""""TOXIC""""""""""""" I'm not gonna give them the pleasure of responding, I'll just report and hope someday they get banned.
>>
>>148434979
I want to let Widowmaker kill me so she can feel alive.
>>
>>148435132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBO3F3a01w
>>
>>148435507
i want to massage her female penis
>>
>tfw Blizz matches you up against Gods and arms you with toothpicks

fun
>>
Never wanted to fuck a 60 year old woman until now t b h
>>
>>148435504
>implying they couldn't have known eachother before
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>>148435569
I want to penetrate her manly vagina.
>>
>>148435536
wow
>>
>>148435532
Don't even play League of Legends. Just been playing video games for longer than a couple of years. If you can't handle shittalking online you should really find another hobby.
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Shit day guys.
I was solo queuing instead of playing comp at my regular time slot with just one friend, now I dropped 6 ranks. I have no idea what he'll say about this.
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>>148434735
Ana ults 100% charged Zarya being played by a Korean teenager on a lethal overdose of Aderall

Wat do?
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>>148435590
>take a 20 year old body
>throw 60 year old face on it
>GMILF XDDDD

S T O P
>>
>>148435414
I get bitchy and pissy over way dumber things.
>>
>>148435585
>solo queueing

You deserve it
>>
>>148435305
>Torbjorn and Mei aren't supposed to headshot people

Torbjorn already can't headshot easily, and now will not even be able to bodyshot anything that is not a tank.
>>
>>148435675
He'll abandon you to avoid you dragging him down to your level.
>>
>>148435524
He is an engineer, and knows that machines should never be treated as humans. He kinda predicted the omnic crisis, but nobody fucking listened to him.

>Torbjörn had a deep mistrust of sentient robotic intelligence, and while many of his peers wrote this off as paranoia, his worst fears were realized when the robot populations of the world turned against their human creators during the Omnic Crisis.
>He has a low opinion of omnics, believing them to be incapable of empathy, instead acting purely on logic.

SWEDEN NO
>>
>>148435283
I only say "gg" after a long match where both teams give their best

People who say "gg" after a steamroll should be banned.
>>
>>148435524
He saw the horrors of the omnic war.
>>
>>148435675
just suck his dick bro

i dont like it but trust me it works
>>
>>148435667
>Don't even play League of Legends

Then why are you defending a trend that was spawned by lolbabs?
>>
>>148435803
>now will not even be able to bodyshot anything that is not a tank

Which is what his turret is supposed to do.
>>
>>148435730
Oh, I get it, you'd rather see a body with saggy tits and wrinkles.
>>
>>148435524
He predicted that the AIs were going to go rogue eventually.
>>
>>148435658
They got a response but it wasn't the one they were hoping for.
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Who here likes JUSTICE?
>>
>>148435954
i like you
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>>148435828
>>148435283
>>148435347
A U T I S M
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>>148429547
Is it wrong, when you're playing Lucio, to go into speed mode and flank an enemy sniper if you see one? Should you always stay with the team and heal or can you go alone and wall ride and shit to flank enemies solo?
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>>148435305
genji is another monster altogether

torb and mei ARE supposed to headshot people, especially mei who has 150 damage headshots with decent damage falloff
torb is supposed to use his gun and not rely entirely in his turret because his turret is honestly pitiful and dies to anything
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>>148436001
if you have to deal with an enemy sniper as SUPPORT, then yes, something is pretty fucking wrong
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>>148429723
Reinhardt for poor people.
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>>148429547
We were told that there will be LGBT characters, and that there will be more than one. Just that it will take time for it to be naturally revealed.

When will they finally reveal that Pharmercy is a thing? It is obvious given the hint they dropped with the brawl, but they missed a chance to deepen it with some dialogue around the Ana reveal. I don't want to wait years before it happens.
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>>148435730
It's not impossible for a 60 year old woman to have a fit body if they've taken care of themselves since they were young.
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why do I get put in games against 70+ rank players if i'm a rank 52 shitter? I just get destroyed and I feel useless
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I made something.

http://i.4cdn.org/f/schooldays.swf
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>>148436001
You can't kill a sniper on your own, your weapon sucks donkey balls. Put out the cunt to your team, and have someone on your team handle it instead
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4st5sx/quick_play_it_really_pisses_me_off_when_people/


this is the avarage lolbab

>Edit 3: Even though I have never personally been chirpped, I guess I have to grow some balls and stop caring about how others are treated... 'merica. Wow, the comments are all trump supporters.
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>>148435868
Because getting upset over such a thing is pathetic. Legitimately reporting people for it is even worse.

Hugbox communities are awful and you shouldn't be working towards them.
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>>148436043
>and that there will be more than one

They didn't say that. And now fuck off with your shitty ship.
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>>148435283
go back to league of legends.

Why is the word "toxic" such a shibboleth of retard faggots and SJWs?
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What's the minimum rank to not be considered trash?
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>>148436047
yeah but you certainly can't expect to have perky tits, no wrinkles and a toned 20 year old body at 60 years old

that's just not how it works, fitness at those ages means having good mobility and stuff
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>>148436051
How have you not realized by now the matchmaking system of this game is a complete anal joke?

#1 reason why you shouldn't play Ranked unless you have a group of people to play with.
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>>148435667
I can handle shittalk normally, but GGez always happens when I am already incredibly angry.
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imagine if zenyatta could have two healing orbs
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>comp is now who can instalock their """"main""""" first

Gee NICE GAME BLIZZ
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>>148436119
>supports BM
>tells others to go back to BM simulator: the game

pottery
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>>148435954
Their new song is pretty dope
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>>148436086
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>leagueshitters
>complain about 'elo hell'
>so mentally pathetic that 'gg ez' triggers them
>can't stand it when they lose, blame the game on 'toxic strategies'

mfw I will NEVER be a leagueshitter
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>Pharah with a pocket Mercy on the PTR
fucking hell lads, if this goes live...
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>Route 66 Attack
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>>148436043
Mercy was part of Overwatch when Pharah was a child. Confirmed by recent video. They aren't fucking.
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>>148435585
The hilarious part about that, is that Blizzard's basically encouraging them to get games like that because of the fact that they'll still get a lot of rating from it. I played in a premade with like 75ish average rating late at night and we'd get matched up against like 65 rated teams all the time. They'd be complete one-sided stomps, often against the same people over and over again, and the players on our team that performed well would still get like 40%-50% of a bar. The match making really hates making the player wait long, which is understandable, but it gets ridiculously bad at times.
>>
>MOBAwatch
>Gibraltar attack
>our team has no support
>I pick D.va because fuck being the healslut on a brawl
>we win
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>>148436096
>good luck, cause I don't get triggered and I know I'm a badass, I just really care about the new players and others trying to better themselves.

Jesus Christ, I haven't seen damage control being THIS desperate since ages.
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>>148436027
Mei already has a bullshit M1, a "Get Out Of Kill Free" card, zone denial, and a great ult, she doesn't need lenient headshots, the least you can do is aim.

>his turret is honestly pitiful and dies to anything
Which is why it needs buffing and not his M1, because he is a BUILDER and not a DPS.
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>>148436261
Devs confirmed yesterday that Mercy's dmg boost buff will be removed.
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>>148435283
>being this mad over bantz
>being this retarded
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>>148436123
Yeah, at 60 time and gravity will have taken their toll no matter how well you have taken care of yourself.
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>>148436257
I like he dies shortly after all that.
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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>>148435954
Can a drawfriend please draw the outline of Reinhardt's body inside his power armor?
That can't be 100% PURE GERMAN BEEF.
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>>148432340
>>148432884
It was he first detail I noticed when looking at that pic, really annoying shit.
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>>148436135
Buty it makes no sense, why not limit it to like 10 ranks difference? Right now I'm a dead weight if Im in a game like that
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>>148436432
Why draw it?
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>>148436259
But you are still a moba shitter. You're all the same ilk, so why pretend otherwise.
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>>148436389
Mei's not that good. But a single decent walls gives me a high that usually lasts the entire game.
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Anyone over the age of 20 does not find gg ez funny whatsoever.

Just stop.
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>>148436432
Read his comic.
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>>148436394
thank god.
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>>148436052
kys
>>
win-lose-win-lose-win-lose
FUCK LET ME OUT
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Anyone else had this happen? I joined a game, my computer just closed itself (I guess GPU / driver problem?) but on top of that, the game didn't actually disconnect me from the match so when I restarted, fired up overweatch it rejoined me to the same game at the very end and I had my team + enemy team report me for afking? never had this one happen before
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>>148436505
I don't know why the fuck it triggers me so much..
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>>148436497
because dota is a game that actually takes time, practice, and skill. It also doesn't serve the needs of whiny crybabies (such as yourself, whining about mobas shows how much of a shitter you are)
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>>148436404
>being so much of a braindead shitter that he thinks gg ez is actual bantz

oh im laffin
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>>148436432
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>>148436501
Her competitive (or high ranking, can't remember) pick rate is terrible from what I hear, but making her a sniper is not the solution.
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>>148436096
TOP KEK
>>
tracer is the most nauseating character i've ever had to play in any game
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>>148436121
70
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>>148436593
>because dota is a game that actually takes time, practice, and skill. It also doesn't serve the needs of whiny crybabies

How much out of touch with reality are you dude. This is advanced denial right here.
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>>148436312
They are adults now with just a 5 year difference. I am sure Mercy was all excited when she saw lil Fareeha grew up to be a cute lady. And Pharah probably had a crush on Mercy since she was a kid.
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>>148436621
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Why does the map take so long to load for me? I just get disconnected due to inactivity
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>>148436432
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>>148436625
stun and headshot it with cowboy that usually makes them repick if you are consistent
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>>148436550
I understand the reason for skill based matchmaking. People wont have fun if they can't win once in a while when every match would have at least one pubstomper ruining it for them. I had over 300 win streak back in MW2 when I played with competent people and there is no way that our opponents had a sliver of fun when they had the misfortune of getting placed against us.
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>>148436269
>QP
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>>148436749
Do you have your windows, your pagefile and your game installation on the same drive/hard disk?
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>>148432080
It's the same for earthshatter
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>>148436706
literally everyone who complains about dota gets mad about the mechanics. It's like sm4sh players whining about melee, it just shows how bad at video games you are.

keep crying baby
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>>148436651
>he's a 70s shitter!

Let me know when you join me in the 80s.
>>
>play Torbjorn because he's enjoyable
>Genji can just lolcornerpeek my turret to death whenever he feels like it
>Tracer is never in any real threat to die and if she ever finds me I will die in about 0,5 seconds due to my gigantic critbox and her balanced 2000 DPS guns

the best part is i'm supposed to counter these characters, torb is supposed to be the area protection character that stops flankers from doing whatever they want due to his turret
but his turret is fucking pathetic

sometimes i don't know why i even bother putting down one when the best part about the character is his M1 and M2 honestly
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>>148436809
>Try this strategy
>Die 5 times in a row because their Tracer keeps her distance and just pokes me down over 3-4 magazines at range
A good Tracer is fucking unkillable
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>mercy players
i love you
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>>148436625
Fighting her is like being back in the 90s with dial up internet.
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>>148436920
ye its not a miracle cure
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>>148436859
And the denial just keeps on coming, holy shit. How long are you gonna keep this up?
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I hate this game so much right now.

Zenyatta shouldn't do that much damage.
Symettra should be able to place fewer turrets
The respawn times should be shorter and come in waves
The ere should be only ONE overtime allowed per match. A team either makes it or they don't, none of this infinite second chances that undermines the time limit.
Teleporter should not have limited uses
Fix the fucking hook
Remove Winston from the game
nerf Zenyatta, Junkrat, Pharah, and Mei into fucking dust.
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>>148437041
Spot the roadhog player.
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>>148437041
>remove Winston

t.Genji main
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>>148437041
stop posting anytime
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>>148437041
This has to be bait.
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>>148436432
His head doesn't even fit in his helmet.
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>>148436712
So, assuming those ages aren't affected by Sci-fi bullshit, that would mean that Mercy was 17 when she joined OW because Pharah couldn't be older than 12 in that shot.

Which is clearly retarded. So, Mercy's "37" number is clearly a mistake on Blizz's part and will be rectified by nanomachines. Which means Mercy is TOO old.
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>>148436920

And this is why Mccrees with great aim scare me. They don't even need the damn flashbang.
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>>148437041
Uninstall, ask for a refund, never post about OW again.
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>>148437082
after you
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>>148437041
>Teleporter should not have limited uses
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tfw no ana gf in irl
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>>148437041
>Teleporter should not have limited uses
xd
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>>148437013
As long as it takes, nigger. Dota has literally the best f2p model in existence, and it's well optimized, and regularly gets bug fixes. It's had 13 years to be tweaked and modified; I'm going to defend something that deserves to be defended

as of now you STILL haven't put up any reason why it's bad, which shows you're grasping for straws
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>>148437091

This is what I dislike about his armored skins. His head is tiny.
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>>148435585
>zombs is now 83
holy fuck, I played against him when he was like 73. Guy is an absolute beast. I'm sorry you became one of his rape victims too.
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>>148437096
Don't think too much about the lore or timeline, they were made up on the spot without much of a thought put in by devs themselves.
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>>148437041
>Symettra should be able to place fewer turrets
>Teleporter should not have limited uses
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>>148437119
>>148437132
hang on, what would be wrong with that? It's a weak teleporter already due to not being able to choose the entrance.
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Do I jerk off to
>Mei's soft and thicc body
or
>Widowmaker's perfect ass
>>
How the hell are there people autistic enough to criticize their teammates? I mean, fuck, we can't even see teammate scores, so that means you're autistic enough to be watching your teammate so much that you feel they need criticism instead of focusing on what you're supposed to be doing
>>
Ana is complete dogshit.
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>>148436859
>comparing the depth of dota with the depth of melee

...........it's not even close dude

in 1 game you click gay animals for 25 minutes until you are finally allowed to actually play the game

the other 1 you are inputting 10 actions per second

you do the math faggot retard
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>>148437189
I know! But that doesn't mean Mercy gets a free pass to fuck anyone.
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>>148437096
The youngest person IRL to finish medical school was 17. Considering this is a sci-fy universe and Mercy is a supergenius who invented miracle cures I would not put it past her to have joined Overwatch at age 17-19 and for lil Pharah to be 12-14 on that picture.
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>>148437131
God fucking damnit.
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>Symmetra is now able to charge some of her ultimate charge based on how many uses her teleport has left, up to a maximum of 50%
>Symmetra herself doesn't use a teleport charge when using it

How retarded am I?
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>>148437230
Pretty underwhelming 2bh
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>>148437245
Aha! I knew fox was gay. Why didn't nintendo officially confirm?
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>>148437131
>potato nose
Plebbit is fucking retarded
>old woman puts a wig on
>OMG THE MOST REALISTIC COSPLAY I'VE EVER SEEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>148437230
You spelled "My opinion" wrong.
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>>148437131
did someone literally force their mum to cosplay as ana
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>>148437207
both retard
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>>148437278
>>148437271
>>148437096
Mercy is Pharah's sugar mommy and you can't do anything about it.
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>>148435585
Oh look high level comp running the same boring shit.

Nice game, Zarya/Lucio must just be so fucking fun to play against.
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>>148436257
How do I get this good with Lucio
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>>148437201
we already had unlimited teleporter in beta desu neko chan
solve the problem another way
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>>148437313
Teleporter needs to be replaced with an actual ult thank you very much.
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Eyo dudes
Can someone spoon feed me a decent guide to make webms
https://youtu.be/LtQusjExi64
Just want to share without chewing through my Australian net usage
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>>148437226
If someone on your team is playing a counter to someone on the enemy team, and that someone isn't dead 50% of the match, then you know they're not doing their job.
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>>148437335
You can say that to almost any "cosplay"
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>>148437278
This is fair, but I could've sworn Tracer was confirmed to have been the youngest person to have joinned OW at around 20 or so.
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>>148437339
poster said it was her mom's idea because she had a fitting scarf for it or something
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>>148437392
Learn to AD spam.
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>>148437392
that's not good, it's fucking stupid.
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>>148435954
>>148436432
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>>148437245
is this even a post? Is it a coherent thought?

The only time you're mindlessly clicking on creeps is if you're the hard carry.

supports roam. Mids gank and pull aggro. Offlaners roam, Offlaners push. Junglers mostly roam and help push.

Keep showing that you literally played the game for a couple hours and then dropped it because your anus was too sore
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>>148437437
reinstate it pls
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>>148437201
>It's a weak teleporter already due to not being able to choose the entrance
When would you ever want the entrance somewhere other than 2 meters from spawn?
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>>148437484
Only part that doesn't make sense is the helmet. It's way too thin to be wearable by a man of his size or anyone at all.
>>
>>148437074
>Remove Winston from the game
nah
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>>148437226
I criticize everyone. And the matches go on long enough that you notice where your team is.

I can't criticize people's aiming, but it is easy to see flaws in positioning and tactics.

I'm not saying I'm good at it either, but when my team is clearly going in one by one, it is easy to notice and to point out.
>>
>esports dick measuring contests always boil down to fighting game fags justifying their shit taste by saying it's "the hardest and most demanding"

rethink your lives
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>>148437484
100% PURE GERMAN ENGINEERING
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>>148437456
Not the youngest to join Overwatch, just to be included in their experimental flight program that ended up with her getting timefucked.
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>>148437484
my dick
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>>148437531
>>148437201
it even moves with you when spawn changes
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>>148437335
>character who is old ass arab woman cosplayed by old ass arab woman

already better than 90% of all cosplay because it isn't "fugly white girl cosplaying animu boy"
>>
fuck you blizzard

why did you add a role NOBODY wants to play then make it a requisite to win a game

nobody plays support out of their own volition they just play it because you need to play it to win
>>
>>148437531
To set up advance teleporters ahead of capturing the first point, of course.
>>
Can Ana stack multiple heal shots on one target? If so, 75 health per second gives her the fastest heal in the game, except Zenyatta's ultimate.

That plus the 100hp instant grenade.
>>
>hanzo or widowmaker make you lose sudden death/overtime offensive/defensive mode
>they get blamed by that raging guy on your team
>they claim everyone else is shit because they have 3 golds

b-b-ut muh golds
>>
>>148437572
It is stylized. The same way Pharah's armor can't contain a human being or how Widowmaker's silhouette looks like a circus freak on closer inspection.
>>
>QP
>Hollywood defence
>Two seconds from doors opening
>"We're all soldiers now" in chat
>6 enemy soldier 76s come sprinting out and raining down burst fire
>Try to hold them off by picking them off one by one
>Inevitably they just focus one of us at a time
"We're all soldiers now" in chat
>Still have the point though
>"I've got you I've got you in I've I've g I've got I've got you in my sights"
>"We're all soldiers now" in chat
>The_Dark_Knight.webm
>Try to counter by going 6 Genji and 6 Winston
>Impossible to focus one of them due to the way they mix together and when they group up they heal so fast
>"We're all soldiers now" in chat
>Another Columbine on last, try to hide but they've got me in their sights
>"We're all soldiers now" in chat

Best QP of my life
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>>148437674
i love playing support
stay mad nerd

>>148437685
no
>>
Zenyatta is a monk, his kick attack should do something special.
>>
>>148437602
esports is dumb anyway, just play the game.

>>148437674
>he doesnt like spreading TRANQUILITY through violence
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>>148437674
>Nobody plays support out of their own volition

Maybe if you played with FRIENDS

With my FRIENDS we rotate the support role.
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>>148437490
Don't you have an hour-long losing game to be playing, held hostage by 4 randoms, 3/4 of them being south americans who say "CTM" after every play and have open mic threshold on with sounds constantly flowing in from their living room (which sounds eerily similar to the primate house in the Cincinnati Zoo)
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>>148437730
I know, it's just comically small it ends up being funny.
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>>148437749
launch teammates in tha air baby
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>>148436312
>Mercy was part of Overwatch when Pharah was a child. Confirmed by recent video. They aren't fucking.
I fail to see how that prevents two adults from fucking anon.
>>
>every time I play Symmetra
>every single time
>EVERY SINGLE TIME, WITHOUT FAIL
>my team is completely incompetent and lose the game in three minutes because we have two snipers and no tank on King's Row

I just want to have fun in a video game
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>>148437671
>character who is old ass arab woman cosplayed by old ass arab woman who looks nothing like the character
>better
Sup termhn, fuck off back to your circlejerk.
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>>148437768
>just rotate the player who doesn't get to have fun in every game

great design blizzard 10/10
>>
The game needs more "young" heroes like Lucio and D.Va and less of this "they're all 50 but look 20" fuckery.
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>>148437792
You're right, women are more likely to rape foreign kids in their care
>>
>>148437674
>fuck you blizzard
>why did you add a role NOBODY wants to play then make it a requisite to win a game
that's modern game design dude. there's no Tribes or Unreal Tournament anymore where everyone just has fun playing the game; in modern game design, at least 1/2 of the team is supposed to not have fun by design. if any of those people try to actually have fun (lucio wall rides away from team and goes full speed) you will just lose the game.

welcome to modern games
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>>148437835
t.pedo
>>
>>148437835
this tbqhwyf
>>
>>148437614
It just seems weird that all established OW members appear to have at least been 20 upon joining what is essentially a military organization and then we accept Mercy as 17 when she joined.

It would be cool if the protags of Project Titan that were in the original cinematic trailer join the team. The teenager with doomfist's gauntlet.
>>
>>148437674
>>148437857
Why are you talking to yourself?
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>>148437835
torbjorn, soldier, reaper, and rein, do NOT look 20
the FUCK are you talking about idiot

i just want more heroes in general
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>>148437814
>I just want to have fun in a video game

That's why I play single player or coop games.
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>>148437835
Tracer is 26
Junkrat is 25
Symm and Zarya are 28
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>Every single fucking Genji I've seen uses Nomad
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>>148437674
>NOT having fun playing tank or support
Cawadooty kids place OW?
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>>148437827
I'm sure that 19yo cosplay slut from blizzcon will do her character so much justice

>cosplaying Widowmaker if you're not model tier tall
>cosplaying Reinhardt if you're not too swole to control
>cosplaying Roadhog if you're not a fat fuck
>cosplaying anything if you're not the type for it

You don't want to cosplay, you just want attention. Get the fuck out.
>>
>>148437857
>comparing UT to fotm trash that is Tribes
kys
>>
>>148437770
>he can't carry
>he's too retarded to know where the mute button is

lmao
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>>148437792
Because it isn't a matter of legality, it is a matter of most people sensibly avoiding having sex with kids whose upbringing they were a part of. It creates strange power dynamics, like fucking a teacher. Sure, the student is 18 and the teacher is 24, so it isn't a big deal, but it is unprofessional and weird!
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>>148438000
got it for free but don't use it.
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>>148437674
>He doesn't like ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME or OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN

Literal pleb taste.
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>>148438012
tank is fun as fuck and i never see teams struggle to fill tank

supports not so much. all the supports are mind-bogglingly boring and overall unlikable

it doesn't help that only 2 are actually viable
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Skins you see on the enemy team which make you think you're fucked

>Jailbird Trashmouse
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>>148437967

Tracer is like 40 or something but doesn't age because of the chronothingy
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>>148438017
>going further into incoherent ramblings, completely ignoring the point
Gilded, my good sir :)
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>>148437835
I wouldn't mind a few more early twenties.

>>148438000
The only other option is Young Genji which looks like garbage.
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>>148437940
I'm talking about characters who already look young, there's more of them than actually young characters (Mei, Tracer, Widowmaker, Mercy vs D.Va, Lucio, and Zarya to a degree)
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>>148437851
>32 and 37 year old
>kids

What? A difference of 4-5 years is not uncommon among couples. I am not sure what you are on about.

>>148437903
We have no idea how young Pharah is in that picture and she could easily be 14 which would put Mercy at 19. 12 is on the lower end.
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>>148438072
That makes it even hotter anon
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>>148438106
>Unless i'm running around like an ADHD fuck I'm bored.
I pity you.
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Anyone wanna get a group going on Xbox?
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>>148438118
how long until we get better sfm models with improved shaders and weighted vertexes?
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>>148436257
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>>148438119
I have actually grown to be afraid of Islander Roadhogs.
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Has Blizzard offered any explanation to the random disconnects / shutdown of PC? Checked the forums and it seems pretty widespread and common.

Will be pretty shitty to get banned because of such problems

Though knowing Blizzard no answer will be given
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Ana is fun desu. Pharah having two more counters now sucks though. If the enemy team has two out of Soldier/Widow/McRee/Ana you might aswell switch heroes.
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>>148438029
>calling tribes trash

i'll fite you
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>>148438119
All of the partrician skins

>Bone
>Wight
>Chrome
>Pigpen
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>>148438172
mei because frozen
tracer is literally still young
widowmaker is only 33
mercy is only 37
and zarya looks old

so literally what the fuck do you mean, unless you legitimately consider anyone over 20 to be old as fuck, in that case wake the fuck up, we aren't living in the 1800s
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>>148437835
>kids on war
cast is perfectly fine
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>>148437484
>tiny head

I hope his dong is huge
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>hurr omg pls stop playing this champ omg you are so bad pls switch
>gold elims gold kills gold damage

mmmmmhmmmmm
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>>148434086
Nope, it's bastion, notice the bird on his head.
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>>148437484
>you will never be reinhardt's armour
Why live?
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how do i get good at 76
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>>148438205
>muh superior healslut gameplay, you just dont UNDERSTAND the intricacies of following somebody holding down m1

all yours anon
ill stick to rein
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>>148438334
This kid thinks he's good
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>>148438378
play him a lot
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>>148438334
see
>>148437689
>muh
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>>148438334
see >>148437689
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>>148438291
Zenyatta too.
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>>148438403
i was watching some pros and they had amazing aiming

literally looked like they always had their ult on or something, insane
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>>148438309
>mei because frozen
>tracer is literally still young
>widowmaker is only 33
>mercy is only 37
>zarya looks old

But that is literally what I'm talking about, there are so many heroes whose age doesn't line up with their appearance.
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>>148438409
I am statistically the best player in the team, if you can't deal with that then sorry shitter.
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>>148438476
Low sensitivity which has been burned into their muscle memory over the years of fps experience.
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>>148437689
>>148438432
>>148438409
If snipers got gold it means you weren't doing anything of use and they actually had more impact on the game than you. Shitters.
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>>148438432
>>148438409
>>148437689
shitters detected
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>>148438476
Well, yeah, there are people who played fps for 10+ years
Quake pros, tf 2 "pros" all those people look like they have an aimbot on for people with low to no fps history
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>>148438334
>first day of comp
>hanamura on attack
>carry first round with win
>second one starts
>still carry
>3 golds 1 silver
>only one on objective
>SWITCH
>why?
>WE LOSING
>so? how it's my fault?
>okay mate, i'll switch
>pick Junkrat cuz all the turrets and Bastion
>JUNKRAT IS DEFENCE HERO
>SWITCH
i shoud mute more often
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>>148430831
>jizzdragon
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>>148435339
That spray is so wrong. McCree doesn't hold his gun with his robotic arm.
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>>148438072
Mercy was not young Pharah's teacher, doctor or babysitter. She's, at that point in time, was her mother's co-worker.
And I would hardly call a five year age difference a deal breaker. My parents were ten years apart in age.
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>>148438569
>medals
>saying how much impact you had on the game

Literal comedy right here. I can spam all game at a Rein shiled and have gold damage or go behind him and actually kill him. I can have less kills by having dealt 70%+ damage than someone who dealt 1% and tagged every kill. If you still think medals are worth shit you are probably sub rank 70. If you are not, I admire how hard you got carried to get to there. Tour team(s) truly must have put a ton of work.
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>>148438639
>there are still people who believe all offense heroes are bad on defense and all defense heroes are bad on attack
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Why don't you believe me when I say I rekt you in quickplay? Should I say shrekt?

I mean, my team won, so I rekt you. Sometimes, I even say gg first to soften the blow. I don't always say it was ez, even though it was probably the easiest public game I have ever played.

I feel I earned the win since public games are the toughest to win, nobody is communicating and mostly they are trying new toons.

I'm sure the replies will be triggered, but why won't my opponents believe me?
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>>148433716
t. Symmetra main
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>>148438720
And here comes that retard who thinks shooting Reinhardts shield is somehow a bad thing to do.

Every time they show up. Alright everybody let's laugh at him.
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How do I git gud at Reindhardt
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I just want an option to turn off foreign languages.

I don't play western games to hear 'ching chung, ghinga chun' or 'turk turk abahd'.
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>>148438752
Junkrat is good everywhere.
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>there are still people who don't mute all chats
>unironically reading all the dumb bullshit retards write in the chat
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This game is such a fucking crock of shit.

As soon as I get to 58+ I am plagued by absolute morons and leavers. Fuck solo queue holy shit.
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this thread sure is shit flinging central
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>>148438381
You don't follow someone, you follow everyone.
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>>148438782
>sniper
>shooting rein shield
>not picking priority targets
>literally admits to shooting Rein shield

Average sniper player in Overwatch.
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>>148438720
>shitter comes up with weak excuses
So original, try something less pathetic.
>thinks shooting Rein's shield is a waste of time
LMAO
Confirmed shitter.
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Reminder to say 'gg ez' as soon as you have an advantage in the game (after round 1 usually, or depending on how quick you take the first checkpoint) so you can tilt the other team and help secure a victory.
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>>148438838
yeah wait till you get to ~75 and you'll be thrown into a team of 50's against a team of 60's

You'll get blamed for not carrying your team if you lose, even though your team is going to feed the enemy their ults constantly
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i have never seen a torb potg that wasn't shameful
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>>148438823
Precision German engineering.
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>>148438752
One of those retards started mei trolling, good that Reaper is so strong and i had a healslut
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>>148438859
Where did I say sniper?
You have reading comprehension on top of being retarded, damn sorry for you buddy.
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>>148438752
yeah

it's more like all offense heroes are good everywhere and all defense heroes are bad everywhere
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>>148438903
>stand right next to your turret
>don't bother fixing it
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>>148438941
The original comment you or some other retard quoted was referring to sniper players. Or did you not read that far because of your lacking attention span?
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>>148438985
>fixing turret in the middle of the fight
lmao noobs
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>>148438720
>just run up behind him where half of his team is sitting and kill him from 500 to 0 lamo rolf
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>>148438029
> Tribes
> Trash
t. CoD kiddy
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>>148439015
>>148439015
>>148439015
>>148439015
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>>148438985
it takes so long to repair that i'd rather spam m1 honestly

if they want to break it there is nothing that will stop it from breaking besides ulting
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>>148439034
>not soloing the whole team
What are you a shitter? ggez 1 vs 11 lamao
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>>148439031
are you stupid? he couldn't hit the enemies anyway.
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Every fucking game there's a Genji.
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>>148439126

It reminds me when playing L4D2 multiplayer and just doing jump tricks with hunter not caring about the actual game
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>>148439059
depending on who's doing the damage, repairing it means the enemy player isn't taking part in the team battle which should give an advantage to your team (if they know what they're doing)
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>>148439126
Pick Winston and harass him the whole game, incredibly satisfying.
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>>148438717
The question is whether it genuinely is 5 years of age. It doesn't seem to make sense.
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>>148438000
Nomad and Carbon Fiber
I got a cb from a box myself
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>>148439726
Reminder that mercy simply has nanotechs for eternal youth
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>>148437484
>tfw ywn be the piece of armor that cups his 100% PURE GERMAN BEEF between his legs

Why live
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>>148437443
download ffmpeg then launch the bat and enter this:

ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v libvpx -crf 4 -b:v 1500k -an -threads 8 -s 1280x720 output.webm

this command line does almost everything you want. Adjust bitrate and resolution accordingly to respect 3MB filesize to post on /vg/


It's not complicated but it took me quite a while to get the proper command line while any fucker here could have saved me time.
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>>148441723
>multi-threading option
>vp8 tutorial didn't even mention it
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shit guys I did it
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>>148441856
there's also a program that uses ffmpeg called webm for bakas/idiots, it will give you options for resolution, bit-rate, max file size, double-pass, and multi-threading
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