>What the fuck is this shit?
Dirty Bomb's a free to play FPS and successor to games like Enemy Territory or Brink
>Is it p2w?
Maybe
>How the loadout system works:
http://stealth-nerf.com/dirty-bomb-the-loadout-system-explained/
>Loadout/weapon/augment charts
http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/12972/the-db-genome-project-everything-there-is-to-know-about-loadouts
>Recommended loadouts (Updated but still a WIP - Not quite finished, give your feedback)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/etdws8bydkfiw1a/dbgloadoutguide2.0.png?dl=0
>How do I get this game?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/333930/
>Wiki:
http://dirtybomb.gamepedia.com
>Join our steam group and play with us:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/vgdb
>Wanna play competitive?
http://dbn.gg/
>Tweaks and HUD customization
http://pastebin.com/iHnY6YWe
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
http://pastebin.com/ePz8VnJd
>Basics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LJUmnLDpDw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGdwdnyWB0 [Embed]
>Advanced:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CsMPX6800Y [Embed]
>Aim/reflex training:
http://aim400kg.com/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/0gP8aNVcec7ggHEl
>Teamspeak:
ts.dbn.gg
Farming XP and losses in Ranked with your macro edition
>>148403398
>dbn
>[Embed][Embed]
Fuck off newfag
>>[Embed] [Embed]
Someday someone will make a thread without this.
Nader a cute
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/dbg_fags
shut up white bitch
Should have waited until the morning before making a new thread.
Scheduled Hotfix Update - July 14th, 2016
14 JULY - RAZIEL WARMONIC
Dirty Bomb will be in maintenance at 12:00 UTC on July 14th, 2016 for approximately 5 hours. This downtime is to apply the latest security updates to our servers, and we will also be deploying a hotfix update to the Dirty Bomb client and servers.
When:
London (BST, UTC+1): 13:00 - 18:00
Los Angeles (PDT, UTC-7): 5:00 AM - 10:00 AM
Sydney (AEST, UTC+10): 10:00 PM - 3:00 AM, July 15th
What:
Dirty Bomb servers and client will be updated with a hotfix update
Servers will be updated with latest Security updates
Thank you for your patience.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO DURING THAT MAINTENANCE DOWNTIME, HUH?
>>148411126
jerk it do some nice db hentai xd
RuneScape is always open, my friend.
>>148412353
If there was some ;_;
>>148411126
Will jewfro anon use the time to clean his bed?
>over a year later
>these tards still publish when a hotfix/patch will occur without also giving the patch notes along with it
>>148421042
b-b-but what the hotfix will contain might change last minute!
Let's try this again.
Post battlestations along with your main.
>Vassili
>>148421558
No.
>>148421558
tfw living in basement due to allergies
>>148411126
RAZ WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIX THIS SHIT
>reddit-tier shitters in exec with over 1,000 hours in CSGO each talking about how we should respect Islam because we respect Christians
>>148425851
Jackpot!
>>148427004
>2.5mb
Learn to use .jpg faggot
>>148427641
I did my best.
>Buying Elite cases wasn't worth it in the 1st place
>Hey let's add a system that punishes you for buying Elite cases
>>148428224
I'm saving since the new craft method hoping that they improve it in next updates. Right now is an awful change that really turns the game sistem worst.
>>148428224
DB is one of the only games I've ever played that has a monetization system which is actually bad for the consumer
They could so easily be making a steady stream of revenue, but they just make it worse and worse every patch
It's like they're trying to avoid making money at all costs
>Halve the cash price of Mercs, leave credit price the same
>Add a "buy every current and future merc" pack for $50
>Sell all of the past event cards / cases / trinkets at marked up prices
>Have a basic subscription service with a credit / xp booster that gives you access to a fancy set of skins as long as it's active
>continue releasing shitty trinkets every month
>stop using the crafting system as their focus for income and make it pleasant for everyone to use
so ez
>>148429435
This
How the fuck did you made a fun and good game, that is really hard to make and is the part that even the bigger companies fail and, then, you fail to make the basic marketing campaign that even the most stupid publicist can do and, even more, you unable to build a payment system, that adds little aesthetical content, to make money.
I will never understand this situation. They did the hard part and are failing in the easiest part.
>>148430043
Still a beta :^) They didn't do the hard part yet, and the marketing part comes later.
RAZ WHERE ARE THE HOTFIX NOTES!!!
Reminder: If seeing a Dreiss doesn't arouse you, you're probably a communist.
>>148431180
But that is the CКC
>>148430245
>Still a beta :^)
They are going to die before get out from beta...
I hope that the chinesse owners slap their faces and put them on work.
>>148429435
Hell, they could make enough money to fund a small hamlet's construction just by doubling the amount of card material levels and making the upper half only come in crates that cost a key to open but drop regularly.
Do that + add trading and steam market support and you've got yourself free money.
Dirty Bomb is down, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvRqm4EHmI
So how many people do you think DB has working on it? I'm guessing in-between 7 and 10
>>148432491
H-hey stop p-posting my vocaroo :<
>>148432574
0.5
>>148432574
Seriously, I think like 2-4.
>>148432672
prove that its yours
>>148433968
I posted it last night in the previous thread
>>148434293
t. anonymous
kys
Can I have some feedback?
>>148434714
all you did was copy + paste the head..
i dont understand what im supposed to rate
>>148434956
My photoshop skills, duh
>>148434987
It looks shitty. The colors and shading are off, the pose of the head and neck look unnatural, and the head is too big besides that.
>>148434714
Killyourself rating.
Taking suggestions for a tripfag name btw. Will probably be something dumb like "Geralt of Rivia" though.
>>148430426
I just woke up hi.
This hotfix won't affect you guys much. It's mostly backend to help us log issues with casual/ranked matchmaking easier to fix them and changing some servers around.
The downtime is for the security updates.
>>148437140
FIX THE DAMN GAME RAZ!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!
>>148437140
Just don't use any name, a trip is enough.
You're avatarfagging already, what do you need a name for?
I'd drop the avatarfagging as well.
>>148437140
a tripcode =/= name
>How do I use a "tripcode"?
Tripcodes can help verify a user's identity to others, and are a type of pseudo-registration. To use a normal tripcode, place a hash mark ("#") followed by a word or short phrase after what you've entered into the [Name] field (ex. "User#password"). Upon submission, the server will generate the hash unique to that particular word or phrase. The previous example would display "User !ozOtJW9BFA" after being posted.
Important note: A tripcode is generated only using the text entered after the hash mark. Your entered name, IP address, cookie information, etc. do not affect the output. Normal tripcodes are not secure, and can be cracked with relative ease. For a more secure solution, see secure tripcodes.
>>148437140
>>148438109
Yeah, use a secure trip so that the server can salt it properly (although I somehow doubt 4chan's trips are secure á la bcrypt), otherwise you'll have loads of new geralt impersonators in no time.
>>148438109
cont.
What is a "secure tripcode"?
A secure tripcode can be generated by placing two hash marks in the [Name] field, as opposed to one as with a normal tripcode (ex. "User##password"). Secure tripcodes use a secret key file on the server to help obscure their password. The previous example would display "User !!rEkSWzi2+mz" after being posted.http://www.4chan.org/faq#tripfor more info
i'm having dreiss withdrawal i think i'm dying
everything is going dark
I can hear the angels and ariels callin, they're dressed in operator gear
tell me ma i love er
*cough cough*
tell sparks she was a good dogo
i'm goin to the big smoke grenade in the sky
i'm goin hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*cough cough*
i'm goin home
>>148438004
Fair enough. There was just that one dude yesterday, granted it doesn't last long but meh.
Also if we hit image limit rip.
>>148438109
Read that, was confused.
>>148438226
Never not always use the most secure way to do things (2F, keepass, etc.)
Here is to hoping I don't fuck this up somehow.
>>148438696
Do you like the dreiss... Or not.
I am getting mixed signals.
Oh, in case I forgot to update you guys yesterday (I'm pretty sure I did), profile stats ARE being recorded, they are just not updating on the client side. They will update when we ID the issues and patch it naturally.
>>148438834
dreiss is me one true love razzy
without er i'm hhhhhhhhhh
i'm hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'ma dyin
me last dyin wish
me last dyin wish is that hhhhhhhhhhh
me last dyin wish is that someonephotoshop sparks' face on a cute dogo
>>148432491
>>148438834
FUCKING GIRLS GET OUT OF HERE!!!!
ALL OF YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148439081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12SCHVxtyzH
>>148439450
fuck sake why don't i have a cute kitten like you to cuddle
>>148439450
FUCKING WHOOORESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!!!!!!!
NEOOOOOOOOW!!!!!
>>148439450
why do you sound like you're under heavy anesthetic??
>>148439450
you sound like an 11 year old boy with a mental deficiency
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06XxvrEefdu
>>148439939
as long as it's with the dreiss katana loadout
otherwise you're a communist
>>148440031
that's my main loadout
however, I've only got that in bronze
>>148439731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qx46YLZH5y
>>148440250
Can someone translate this?
>>148440359
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qx46YLZH5y
"I am not under any like heavy anaesthetic n stuff, and I can love, love baby haha"
That's what I hear at leat
/dbg/
the new random.
>>148440668
game is down what'cha gon do
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1srKYpD8yY3
>>148440668
Well we can't even play the game atm because Raz is too busy being a trip fag to fix the damn game.
>>148440250
What namefag is this
>>148440745
Stop posting in a dead thread about a game that have nothing to talk about and let it die without drama?
>>148440842
animemekiller99bee
>>148440842
kelmi
>>148440797
>>148440954
>
>>148440958
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVsfvKtgB5
>>148441230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pz2vpgOi8s
PATCHNOTES?
PATCHNOTES?
>>148441339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RssqkETcu0
>>148440842
KawaiiAnimeMan99
>>148441453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XsAsJnez4p
>>148441415
Something like: "we are maintaining the servers in good condition, yada yada" and other excuses to avoid working.
>>148441230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gWXqKUImJO
dixu plis photoshop sparks head on a cute dog
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i555CiJ9x7
DIRTY BOMB UPDATE!
im a girl btw
>>148441625
Ah man, you caught onto us!
>>148443029
>implying
There is no girls on the interentinb4 you get asked "tits or GTFO"
Why doesn't SD want to make money from Dirty Bomb?
>>148443482
you're the worst at this i'm going to die unfulfilled
>>148443809
well give me the source images and I'll merge them???
http://dirtybomb.nexon.net/news/14860/july-14th-hotfix-changes
patchnotes bois
>>148443904
tfw min 20s STILL wont fill
>>148443904
literally nothing
>>148443482
consider it a joint effort project
>>148443904
>no more unrestricted 6v6
dropped, only thing I play on
Like I said, this was mostly for that logging tool.
We have to go down for security updates, might as well throw this into there while we are down.
HOW WILL I PUBSTOMP NOW
6 PLAYERS IS THE MOST I CAN KILL ON MY OWN WHILE ALSO DOING THE OBJECTIVE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ
>>148441625
>>148443053
>>148444050
>>148444465
>>148444603
Why are you always so angry?
Drink some tea and chill out.
>>148445176
What even is that tattoo.
>>148445392
Well this is a pretty terrible change, I'm not surprised he's angry.
The open servers should have had 8v8 removed if anything, not 6v6.
add a drawing to the picture, save it and post it into this thread.
>>148445615
>>148445392
Is "her". Like you are "she".
>pokemon go servers are fucked
>transformice servers are fucked
>dirty bomb down for maintenance
JUST FUCKING KILL ME THEN
>>148445909
Oh god.
>>148445909
Is that Dixu? wtf is he doing?
>>148446062
>tfw i get shaman on some jacked up trick level
>>148445392
You still gotta confirm that trip with a desk pic.
>>148445909
Is that the jewfro guy?
I felt kind of bad for him. That was cringe thread material. Wonder if he ever cleaned that bed up... it's a mystery to everyone.
>>148446592
No, it wasn't the jewfro guy. Remember that we were trying to get him to show his thighs? That's why.
>>148446592
Dude, i thinks is animegirl or girlanime or something like that.
>>148445753
is this a fucking joke? it used to cost 10k for a cobalt and now its 25k for a fucking gold?
>using a medic class and purposefully manually reviving people
>throwing medpacks and ammo packs to the enemy team
>shooting a ton to alert the enemy to your team's presence in early game
>>148446592
>not recognizing animetrap99
Hownewareyou.ruheh, jokes
>>148446592
Not the same guy. I saved the pics and he doesn't have any tats on his thighs.
>>148446957
It costs more cards too, 1.5x as much I think.
Recycling should cost credits instead of crafting, having something need two currencies is a recipe for bad times.
>>148446957
>>148447085
raz, go be a community manager or whatever you are and tell your shitty devs to change this idiocy
>>148445909
damn gurl you got a phat ass. post more
>>148447271
hahahahahaha m8
holy fuck
>>148446592
>raz doesn't get my sense of humor
i'm too good for this world
>>148447271
I'm not the guy in the pic, i only recogniced him in some tattoo thread and post it here.
>>148446872
>>148446972
the first one is funny af though
Why does 1 cobalt suddenly cost over 9 golds?
>literally how?
howis it even possible to get -140 in just 40 sec?
>>148448505
Gee i wonder
>>148448767
Autism orpretending to be
>>148448767
suicide 2 times and get 19 random xp from somewhere.
>>148447593
Uh huh. The "it's just a prank bro!" Route.
>>148447002
>>148446756
That is what I thought, but thought I would double check since I skipped a lot of the thread yesterday.
>>148447260
>thinking community managers have influence over the game
>>148449614
>Uh huh. The "it's just a prank bro!" Route.
It was pretty obvious that he was making fun of you.
Certainly a more creative way than telling you to fuck off with introducing identity and status into an anonymous forum.
>>148449614
>picture with a neckbrace
>picture creeping out of the corner
>picture with a bottle of lotion
>arguing with some guy about my thighs
dead serious
>>148450303
this is really important to you huh
>>148450303
>>148450379
Are you mad anon? I know it was a joke. I was making a counter joke. Sheesh.
Still needs to clean that bed though.
>>148450654
>it's just a prank bro
>>148450393
No, it isn't. I think identity is fine if revealing the identity actually yields advantages for the respective community.
>Before update it cost 6 gold cards for 1 cobalt card
>After update it costs 9 golds for 1 cobalt card
>>148452136
*sniggers* that'll show those entitleds
>>148452136
>tfw i traded in cobalts twice right before the update and got the same card twice
the pain is real
also, selecting store fronts all day long is real tiring
heh, they never saw it coming >:D
>>148452136
BUT WE AT SD CALCULATED THE COSTS AND ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS YOU GET THEM FOR CHEAPER!IF ONLY USING LEAD CARDSBECAUSE WHO THE FUCK WOULD BUY ELITE CASES OR HAVE A BUNCH OF HIGHER RARITY CARDS THEY WANTED TO TRADE UP HAHAHA
OH YEA, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE CREDITS YOU CAN PAY $7.99 INSTEAD! PLAYERS ONLY GET BENEFITED WITH THIS CRAFTING REWORK!
I can't tell if the stats have been fixed. seems like sort of?
I feel like it's missing some data still
>>148452841
Who wants to take bets on how many crafting kits have been sold in total? We'll get a pool running - I'm putting 20 on "6", and double or nothing if 4 of those were accidental purchases.
>>148453524
http://steamcommunity.com/app/333930/discussions/0/365172547941716364/
>>148454012
lol thats actually awful.
>>148454012
Did you think i said dollars? I actually said dollhairs. Doll hairs. Sending 20 doll hairs to your location now.
>>148440807
>hand looks indian
>phone isn't indian though, so thank god for that
>>148450654
>>> LONDON = lambda t: print("\n".join(" ".join([" ", t[c], t[r], t[r]][(not r) + 2*(not c)] for c in range(len(t))) for r in range(len(t))))
>>> LONDON("POST DESK")
P O S T D E S K
O
S
T
D
E
S
@Raz
>>148455779
>london
Raz is from murica, shoe is from london
>>148455842
Kek, nice HR m8
>>148452492
I got D43 Arty three fucking times in cobalt.
>>148455779
Done.
>>148455842
Yo! My boss said it was okay! :(
>>148456325
>the tripfag was the real raz
well, need to tone down the paranoia a bit
>>148456325
where 2 cop mouse
>>148456325
>>148442656
Dixu...you know what I am going to say as always.
You are the best singer in this threat right now and the quality is steadily increasing with each time.
But you have yet to make a full transition away from using your throat. You are hitting the right notes, the delivery is smooth, but it's not as sooth and tension free as it could be.
The level you are right now would be good enough to out-sing most normies, but you can do better than that, there is a next level you have yet to reach. I hope will keep it up and go for it.
>>148431658
Slavs are not too aroused by an sks. In fact, Russian law goes hard on anything rifled so it cant fill a niche of a good cheap entry-level gun.
More on topic: I use cobalt D44 kira, it feels like crap, but I can't stop this meme.
>>148443029
You need a lot of work. Also move away from the mic if you are doing to sing that loudly half the time all I hear is static. Your breathing should never be directly on the mic, put it below your chin, or to the side.
>>148446872
heeeeeey, Kira looks pretty good for a paint drawing.
>>148456956
I'm a much better singer than dixu
I don't like doing it while people are home though
maybe I will compose a song about the dreiss
>>148457074
D44 is the best card in the whole wide world
I get 35-50 kills per objective/half with dreiss
people keep accusing me of shenanigans because they think it's unusable as a run and gun AR
>>148456889
amazing
>>148456068
Don't you know london text?
Here's another one I made for you:
>>> thing = lambda t, n: print("\n".join(t[int(len(t) * sin(i/len(t) * pi/2)):] + t[:int(len(t) * sin(i/len(t) * pi/2))] for i in range(n)))
>>> thing("ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", 50)
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
BCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZA
DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABC
EFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCD
GHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEF
HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFG
JKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHI
KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJ
MNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKL
NOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLM
OPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMN
QRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP
RSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ
STUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR
TUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS
UVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST
VWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU
WXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV
XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
YZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX
YZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
ZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
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XYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW
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WXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUV
VWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTU
UVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST
TUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS
STUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR
RSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQ
QRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP
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KLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJ
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>>148457678
I am a man of diverse talents and hidden depths
>>148456587
Not all of us can be Raz unfortunately.
>>148456818
Not for sale. Trying to figure out some good giveaways that include EU for them though... stupid legal bullshit is getting in the way.
>>148456889
11/10
>>148457375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTgjDjGGhKg
>>148458147
Can you make a full version? Or more detailed face version?
>>148456956
T-thank you senpai ;_;
This song I was going to sing lower but it went too low for me. So I had to sing it higher. This time I didn't try to sing loud but rather quietly and relaxed, and I put more heart into it as well because
>>148457813
>I'm a much better singer than dixu
I await your vocaroos then.
>>148459713
>and I put more heart into it as well because
Yeah I noticed. You are trying to increase quality where ever possible, but like I said the biggest boost to the quality is waiting to be unlocked.
>>148459320
my attention span is limited to drawing with the mouse in paint
anyone else sometimes randomly start bleeding? :(
>>148460418
>my attention span is limited to drawing with the mouse in paint
That's what I wanted, just more, since it seems to have that low detail charm.
More?
>>148460463
No I don't menstruate
>>148460463
WTF
>>148458284
Raz, why is the community so shit at movement?
Why haven't I made a single player in game yet that regularly abuses all those awesome spots, jumps and shortcuts?
>>148461041
met*
>>148461041
Most players are used to the stop and go feel that CS:GO and I think COD and Battlefield (Never really played COD and BF) has instilled in them.
They will learn over time, but in this generation when people think FPS they think CS:GO, and the gunplay and movement is astronomically different between the two so it's something you have to learn over time for sure.
That's my theory, anyway.
>>148457813
>D44 is the best card in the whole wide world
>I get 35-50 kills per objective/half with dreiss
>people keep accusing me of shenanigans because they think it's unusable as a run and gun AR
I fucking love this card, it has replaced Arty as my permanent squad member since I discovered Dreiss + Katana. I'm still pretty bad with semi-automatics/sniper rifles but I love trying to improve.
Also I want a shinier version of D44 but won't craft any cobalt until they make the price reasonable.
>>148461041
You're not playing against/with the right type of people
I know of a guy who does all of the above. Sometimes, even annoyingly
rate my auuutistic OC to keep the thread alive
would you play these well-behaved boys?
>Put in $106.66 into DB
>Still don't have all mercs
>Only have 6 cobalts
WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I BUY EXACTLY? GOD DAMN I AM SO FUCKING STUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIIDDDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148462469
Nuke has some potential, probably better to have tower spew that gas that is in some of the maps, damage over time needs to be far less and no glowing
partisan is shit because of auto-aim, no movement and the pistols not being treated like naders grenade launcher
>>148461648
CoD and BF don't have that issue.
Here's some footage from CoD4 movement that some other anon posted a while back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLHVa8ZRfc
CS:GO however, that one is a real cancer. I've seen people play Dirty Bomb exactly like CS:GO.
That being said, I think Dirty Bomb has one of the nicest movements, mainly because it's so simple, but still hard to master (even comparable with quake imo - just that strafing was arguably a lot harder than any of the basic movement elements in DB).
>>148463217
You're even more fucked now if you bought elite cases
>>148462152
>I know of a guy who does all of the above.
Name?
>>148463217
bet you have tons of great golds though
:^))))))))))))))))
>>148463473
Umbi
>>148463217
You're gonna have to tell us. What DID you buy?
How many dice rolls can you get with $106
>>148463473
Jostabeere
>>148462469
drawings are cute
the abilities don't make much sense within the context of the game.
doubling the dps of a pistol is mad broken. auto aim is antithesis to everything about this game. why does he have two abilities, anyway?
second guy, offensive deployable is a concept that would never ever ever work in practice. there are so many ways you could cheese with an offensive deployable that it's not even funny.
>>148463473
Proxy
>>148463335
i'd just like to remind you that no one of you will ever be this good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBkEuRLTFBw
oh, also, lans will never be this great again.
>>148463714
There's already two offensive deployables and both suck ass
>>148460282
>>148460594
maybe tomorrow, I'm going to bed because I feel like shit
I will dream of sparks and aura getting shot by a dreiss as they attempt to wall jump over the moon
also it's really extremely important that someone use the name Dr. Dreiss
every time you make a sick play you can say BEATS BY DREISS
>>148458284
>not for sale
oh that's right, I forgot you guys hate making money
you'll rig the giveaway so I get one, right; it's only fair since you won't date me
>>148465901
>you'll rig the giveaway so I get one, right; it's only fair since you won't date me
And at this point Raz realized that not everyone can be Raz, but everyone else in the thread is Jewfro.
>>148466113
hey, I'm not everyone
justalmost everyone
>>148466295>tfw raz believes he's keeping a small core community entertained while in reality it's just jewfro on 31 different IPs shitposting with a temporary thigh tattoo
>>148461648
RAAAAAAAAZ!!!! I wanna buy a Dirty Bomb T shirt!!! Or are they going to be Founders exclusive too?
Thanks
>>148466592
Thats silly, he wouldn't have the patience. There's absolutely no way I could keep that up.
>>148466665
Nexon merch store coming soon^tm 2020^tm
>try to play Dirty Bomb
>get horny every five minutes, whip out your dick after every death to masturbate while you're waiting for the respawn timer to tick down to zero
>only play a few games, alt+tab for several hours to jerk off while lurking /dbg/
HELP I ALREADY CAME LIKE 7 TIMES TODAY
>>148468996
I'm pretty certain that a large part of the playerbase does that.
How else are you supposed to pass a 25 second respawn timer because you messed up the death timing?
>>148466592
I'm not the jewfro and i don't think that the guy that posts as raziel is actually raziel.
>>148468996
>>148469158
I don't understand how someone can be horny, and masturbate, with the content of this thread.
>>148469679
I'll give you some pointers to the good shit in this thread.
>>148445909
>>148447058
>>148452841
>>148460912
>>148463217
>>148463476
>>148466665
>>148472780
kek everytime at walking miracle
Honestly after getting this game, playing it enough to unlock a 30,000 merc and a 50,000 one, buying a couple cards from the store, doing the tradeups, etc
It deserves to be dead.
Anyone who dosen't believe me, try the following
>buy proxy (or try it within the month while she's free)
>bind jump to mousewheel, even better if you have a free spin wheel that dosen't require you to click it forward once for every jump
>instantly become better than most of the player base
>lose interest in the game because you aren't really outplaying anyone, just spinning your mouse wheel and aiming down
I did this in Quake 3 and it wasn't a big deal. Turns out there's a reason it wasn't a class based shooter and also a reason TFC, TF2 and every other shooter in the genre didn't include wall jumping or hop spamming.
Hope none of you spent money on this shit, its over.
>>148474470
the hop spamming isn't too bad when you can totally see it come. its really only irritating in small corridors.
the things that irritate me the most in this game are nigh-unavoidable explosives like fragger's nades and proxy mines around blind corners, especially when they trigger before you even round it.
>>148474470
K, see you tomorrow
>>148474470
PROTIP: shoot enemies in the head to kill them!
PROTIP 2: if you see a shotgun wielding class create distance before you engage!
>>148475063
The issue here is not the mines, it's the broken audio system that randomly refuses to play important sounds such as the mine beeping.
The issue with jumping is NOT the jumping itself, it's the fact flying around at sonic speed and jumping PRODUCES ZERO FUCKING SOUND. It's like a fucking horse sprints behind you and you can't hear him coming for some retarded fucking reason.
>>148474470
For me is still fun, if it isnt for you I understand that you quit.
>>148465901
If we did sell peripherals, it wouldn't be profitable for us. It would all go to Logitech and be literally fan gear. Same with a merch store. Not profitable. Just fan service.
>>148466665
Remind me to ask my boss about this tomorrow. Last update I got was basically soon tm.
>>148476352
Add 3perks irons and leads, please, it will be special ed or something, but are the best skins.
>>148475648
>it's the broken audio system that randomly refuses to play important sounds such as the mine beeping.
i fucking knew i wasn't deaf
>>148474470
>implying that jumping around with Proxy is an actual viable strategy
Got any footage of yourself doing that in min. 20 servers, PUGs or DBN cups?
>>148474470
>instantly become better than most of the player base
>most of the player base
That doesn't say much when you compare yourself to glue sniffing tards that can't find the key that drops ammo even at levels 10-20.
>lose interest in the game because you aren't really outplaying anyone, just spinning your mouse wheel and aiming down
and then the baby steps out of max level 6 servers and plays vs actually decent players who will just shot you in the head regardless of you hoping like a tard
>le-shit game fucking cheater tryhard coblats p2w
>>148477972
He doesn't he just likes to think he is a big man by raping stationary retards that can't press a button let alone aim at a stationary target LET ALONE aim at a moving target.
:^)
>Still no Muslim of French nationality merc in the game who summons a huge truck to run over enemy mercs
Make it so SD
Why do people like the Iron skin so much?
>>148478946
because it looks edgy and the only alternative has fuckugly line textures
>>148478946
Why not, I like because is more neutral than others. I don't want to be colourfull all the time.
>>148479056
Looks edgy, i think that edgy is the red gold, but not that.
>>148478946
I like it.
When will SD finally stop trying to sell gameplay elements such as perk cards and mercs and start selling cosmetics? Do they fucking want money or do they want to stay at 3 guys dev team forever?
>>148481901
>3 guys dev team forever
BEST BROS
>>148481901
>start selling cosmetics?
m8 you missed your chance over 2 years ago with the founders packs.
>>148479645
Black and dark grey are the edgiest of edge and always will be
>>148481397
>>148483101
This weapon don't have black and more than the 50% of the surface is light grey.
Default is the edgy weapon if you think in your definition, carbon fiber silver is darker and have black, swiss red have more dark and black and like the other anon says, it have red, one of the edgyest colours. Obsidian also have more dark and red too.
Why in the world did SD change the jump by the turret on Chapel? I used to hit it 100% and now I come up short. Of all the fucking things to change in this game they change THAT.
>>148483905
There is no "true black" in real or virtual situations like this, so making a semantic argument over this is retarded.
The iron skins are popular because they're the closest there is to the edgy black that kids always look for everywhere.
Excepting carbon fiber, but carbon fiber has that retarded texture on both the clothes and the guns strongly detracting from its appeal.
>>148483996
You wot mate? Are you sure you didn't change to a short merc after getting used to jumping on the medium/big dude mercs? It has always been different.
Post your favorite jumps.
This is mine, you can push sniper's shit in before they even get there.
>>148484581
>>148484708
I don't like that one that much. You're pretty exposed when getting on that thing and it's only useful very rarely.
>>148484831
I think it's more useful than the one above it. You're less exposed and it's about the same in possible effect. Really, the second one gives a lot more flanking opportunities.
>>148484831
You can also jump up directly from the ground, but I'm too retarded to consistently do it as fragger.
>>148484286
>There is no "true black" in real or virtual situations like this, so making a semantic argument over this is retarded.
I'm not talking about the true black, do not put words in my mouth, im comparing the level of dark colours in the weapons, i'm saying that there is darker weapons than iron, like carbon fiber, that is out of the edgy definition because you say that, and default, that is darker too.
You think that only black is edgyer than red black, i think the opposite. Blak + red is edgyer.
Also I think that the iron have the most normal camo, i mean, the most reallity accurate skin camo. And in a game that you normaly aim for blue and cromed weapons, i like to have normal camo sometimes (I use bronze a lot too).
And this is my answer to. >>148478946
>>148485097
With the one above it you're only exposed for like half a second at best (you don't have to jump on the railing).
Only issue is that the jump in the first pic is pretty hard (quite a bunch harder than the window jump that lets you skip the wall on terminal to plant the 2nd obj the second the wall blows up).
>>148485169
I'm not putting words into your mouth, I'm talking about the parts of your post which are relevant to mine. It's nice if you want to talk about something else, but I don't really care. I also already covered everything else you had to say. Yes, there are even darker skins, but they all have other colors in them or the retarded carbon textures.
It makes no difference. Iron is the only skin someone can go for if they want a decent looking black without strong orange or blue highlights.
>>148485635
>someone can go for if they want a decent looking black without strong orange or blue highlights
And someone that goes for edgy, aims for swiss.
>>148486236
There's only one edge, and its name is black.
>>148486371
>>148487160
>an almost completely black character
Nice example m8
>>148487337
>almost
lf gf
>>148487431
Yes m8, almost. Need a dictionary to look up what the word means? Or did you post another character with 10 times more black than red again to reinforce that I'm right even more?
>>148487594
wat?
>>148487685
"To be" is not the same as "not to be"
Blak + red edgy. Almost implies that have red. A little red is still red.
>>148487839
Cal mdown, Gene Ray