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China in frames edition.

Previous Thread: >>148140309
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: http://killurselves.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
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first for best waifu
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>>148187357
1st for most underated mid who falls off after 20m
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did anon ever end up posting the dank memeoire?
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DEAD GAME BrokeBack
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>tfw no Tresdin gf to duel
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>>148187518
would have been 1st if i didnt get cucked with 3 different 'multiple
verification required, please solve more', 2 of which are the mutli cuck requiring you to select 12 different store fronts or bodies of water.


>>148187604

please dont ruin this thread with anime
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>>148187604

d2g carries are absolute shit

>>148187496

surely you mean husbando
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when playing terrorblade, theres only one word to describe what comes next

pandemonium
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>>148187703
>girls can't have gigantic fut horsecocks
ok reddit
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>>148187817
FEAR HE WHO FEARS NOTHING
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>wisp might actually win the arcana
epic meme!
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post the webm

you know the one
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is d2g so dead that there even aren't enough memes to fill up a memeoire?
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>>148188006
I'm sure those 3% of the playerbase will love it!
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>>148188013
this one right
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>>148188013
Got you covered bro
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>>148187939
Of course not, girls are born with vaginas.
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>>148188261
kaiji's so sad actually
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Who's the most woke hero?
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>>148188013
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>tfw played against rtz
holy shit im famous
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Economics, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret Elo ratings on team EG, and I have over 300 confirmed stats. I am trained in algebra and I’m the top statsman in the entire BTS payroll. You are nothing to me but just another number. I will find win percentages with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of SJWs across the USA and your K is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re a fucking statistic, kid. I can stat anywhere, anytime, and I can stat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my macbook. Not only am I extensively trained in Glicko, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the University of Western Ontario and I will use it to its full extent to stat your miserable ass off the face of the top 10 dotabuff players, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will overreact all over you and you will drown in it. You’re a fucking number, kiddo.
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>>148188604

spirit breaker
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>>148188631
Why does that girl have a penis?
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>>148188013
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>>148188013
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>>148189416

fugg
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>>148188939
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he at ti6? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe valve is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Nahaz to be a panelist and fix this broken scene. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was doing well in Majors???? This is so fucked.
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>>148189905
>>148189696
>>148188939
based pastabro
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>>148188939
>literally got himself kicked out of TI6 for having a rage out over his own social exclusion due to being older

l o l

he probably wouldve worn a BLM shirt on the stage.
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>>148189905
>ranged hero
>aghs boosts his range to 200

fix it
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Hello, today I was playing Sven, the Rogue Knight. I was laning alone against Alleria, the Windrunner and Krobelus, the Death Prophet. First of all I disagreed with being solo against those heroes in the first place but whatever. Anyway, I was having some serious issues with Krobelus, the Death Prophet using her Carrion Swarm ability which sends a swarm of bats to damage her enemies dealing 100/175/250/300 damage with a radius of 110-300 to harass me, as well as Alleria, the Windrunner using her Power Shot ability which causes her to charge a bow shot which deals increasing amounts of damage (120/200/280/360 maximum) depending on how long she charges it and the amount of units it passes through. With all the harass, I could never enter the lane and ran out of consumables very quickly (I am referring to Ancient Tangos of Essifation, and Healing Salves). What can I do about this?
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someone tell me what lane arteezy went and what his build was

thanks senpai
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>accidentally queue for united states of peru east
>get matched up with pedro and his happy br band
>decide to jungle prophet so i don't have to deal with them
>help set up some nice ganks, get a couple of kills, and give us an early lead
>team starts talking shit to me
>wait what
>realize we have no wards on the map
>tinker hits the point where he starts being an obnoxious piece of shit, can't really push anywhere
>my jug was either playing in a peruvian internet cafe or he had the reaction times of a wheelchair-bound retard
>only ward on the map is on the cliff on the border of the map
>no detection for slark whatsoever
>peruvian team still talking shit to me in whatever monkey taco babble they call a language
>anxiety building up, go on tilt
>decide to mute the team and farm for a rapier
>give it to slark
>watch my team go ballistic
>anxiety gone
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>>148190146
gg tower and tell your teammates "told you so". Then go farm to other lane or jungle
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>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
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Is it me or did people become a lot worse over the last weeks?
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>>148190630
>>148190146
>>148189905
>>148189696
>>148188939
Based redditbro
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>>148190641
just you
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>>148190630
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>>148190641

kys
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1-3 play Cave Story
4-6 play Civilization
7-9 dip my MMR to new lows beyond the grasp of mankind
0 keep grinding on RuneScape
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REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.20a (hotfix)

BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a ranged int hero
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Str - 20 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 22 + 2.9

Range - 450
Base Armor - 1
Base Dmg - 27 - 37
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 305
Turn Rate - 0.90
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Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self

Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd

W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (500 cast range)

Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders with mystic powers applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/35/50/65 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 16mana/s 22 cd

E - Ask Purge for help - No Target

Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd

Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs

R - Open Eyes - Target Area

Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd

**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle

Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 600. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 600 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.
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Wait so nahaz isnt at ti6 because of his little dummyspit during that town of salem mafia game they played in the break room of manila?
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>>148190968
gfdi
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>>148190869
why?
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>>148191002
>act like a total autist
>people shun you

welcome to real life, NEET
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>>148191002
Yes valve said that kind of behavoir is not allowed
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nahaz fucking sucks anyways
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>>148190630
I will never not lose this pasta.
I can hear the voices so well in my head.
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>>148191002
>act like a total jack ass and you don't get invited to valve events because that is not what they want to portray dota as

IT HAS HAPPENED LIKE THREE TIMES NOW, HOW ARE YOU RETARDS NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW THIS WORKS YET?
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>>148191231
hello, reddit
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>>148191179
all he did was get emotional for maybe 5s, dropped 1 F bomb, he wasnt unprofessional just mad at the loser millennials making him play a meme game, did he even know he was being filmed? probably not, so how is that fair?

>>148191168
You call me neet, but im studying full time. I think you meant to link to this guy who literally rolled a 4chan post to see what one of his 4 computer games he would play>>148190968
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>>148191387
he was literally paid money per hour to be on camera during mafia
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>>148191378
hello; reddit
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a puck can't carry

*takes every tower by pushing with team*
*picks off every squishy when they show their face*'
*gets perfect vision with wards for team in order to take objectives*

*didn't carry*
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is it me or did these threads get even worse than 6 months ago?
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>>148191387
>throw a fit when you have to do your job
>get fired

again, welcome to real life you retarded NEET
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>>148191468
Hi, how are you doing in this fine night, fellow redditor?
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>TFW NO PLUMP TRAXEX WAIFOOS WHY EVEN LIVE DOTURDS??....
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>>148191378
every single caster sucks anyways, no caster is best
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good evening fellow gents
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>>148191497
Not this meme again please
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>>148191712
XDDDD
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>>148190402
Nice personal blog faggot post moar 10/10 would read
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>>148191747
Such a fine evening for us American whites.
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>>148191747
>sumail
>fedora

not surprised
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>>148191657
again, i am not the LOSER FUCKING RETARD who had to ROLL A 4CHAN POST TO SEE WHICH ONE OF HIS HALF A DOZEN GAMES HE'D WASTE HIS FAT WORTHLESS LIFE ON.

So a respectable guy with grey hair, someone I would want my parents seeing if they saw me watching the competition because they would be more open to it seeing such an old cunt being involved with the game,

oh but let me guess, that fucking stud anal cuck will be on the desk because she's the only person past 5k with a vagina
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>>148192193
at least try
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>>148192193
you are literally advocating that someone who directly went against his employees did nothing wrong as he was being paid to do a job. quite literally only a NEET wouldnt understand why that got him fired

i bet you are one of those retards who thinks james was in the right when he continued to defy his employee after being warned to calm the fuck down on several occupations
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>>148192193
>sheever
>past 5k

oh i am laffin m8
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>>148192445
what happened, is there a vid?
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>>148192668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNVrqS1wUYY
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>>148192445
occasions*

wew phone posting blows
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>>148191903
thanks senpai i put a lot of effort into it
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>nahaz is the only confirmed not ti person

fuck

we already know sheever and kotlguy would have made a huge show if they weren't invited
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>>148191903
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>>148192843
kek, thanks
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tfw you fall for the tranquils into soul ring mist coil meme and up with a 40% winrate on the hero
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>finish your current game to start this game mode

literally been going on for a year now

does valve even give a shit about this game's (and in particular reborn's) bugs anymore? I feel like icefrog rolls out a shit patch every 4 months and besides that its just millions of dollars in hats

we still don't have pitlord, we still have how-to-debug 101 problems, like holy fuck what is going on with valve?
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>>148193321
>#moi
fuck I did that shit when I was 13
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https://discord.gg/JHdXB
Get in lads
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Remember what happened last time one of the "caster circle" wasn't invited?

Caster circle is the only name I can think of, where basically they invite all their friends to each other's events regardless of performance or customer feedback. Once you make it into the circle you have a free paycheck until dota dies
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>>148193204
holy shit thanks for telling me dude

checked out his twitter, holy shit an actual no nahaz event, I'm so pumped for TI now

>all those cucks who think he should be on the panel just because they have to work with him irl

jesus christ how horrifying
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>>148193604
"more natural on camera than..." yeah sure. real natural.
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>>148193892
>KOTLguy is the most human I know, I once saw him eat an entire sandwich without discharging
>LD lizardman on kotlguy
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>>148193604
How much does average caster make? 5k shekels per event?
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>>148193604
>>148193892
ikr? yeah okay he's not a flailing squealing mumbling autist, but that doesn't make him not insufferable, and have any sort of useful game knowledge
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>>148194070
depends on the event but the most they get for an event is like 15k

keep in mind thats for working less than 2 weeks basically bullshiting the entire time
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>>148194260
also valve pays for the hotel, food, travel and even buys the retards proper clothing
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We almost there Reddit
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>tfw not a single (You) in this thread
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>that reddit thread about nahaz not in TI

reddit is all i can read at the McD in my work breaks all right give me a break
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Anybody experimented with ursa aghs?
BKB is too baitable, especially when your team are useless fucks who can't even initiate properly
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>>148195586
ancient news
aghs has been the prime since patch released
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I'm thinking about playing ranked for the first time after 800+ hours of play.
Good idea / bad idea?
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>>148195829
There's literally no reason to play dota 2 outside of increasing your solo MMR
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>>148195696
Oh so that's why it's like his 20th most popular item on dotabuff
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>>148196091
holy fuck end yourself
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>>148195829
only if you're prepared to get sorted into the same mmr that you play your normal games in
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>>148195918
but what about f-....f-.....fu--....
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>>148196225
Have you ever considered making posts that aren't pure shit senpai?
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>>148182957

actually he can

his jungling got a big buff when they introduced spell damage amplification.

the 2% bonus damage from 32 int when you have lv 7 + treads lets you double pact the satyr camp. before the patch it would be

pact for 300 (600>300)>satyr mindstealer heals 3 hp (300>303) passively>pact again (303>3)>mindstealer lives on 3 hp and you have to spend 2.2 seconds autoattack them.

the new pact does 306 damage at level 7.

basically any creep with multiples of 300 hp are much easier to farm in the jungle. ogre frostmages don't even have to be attacked any more, you just auto the orge bruisers and double pact. its the same shit with alpha wolves.

the new pact + OoV + treads you only need to autoattack each vhoul assassin once when you pact.

you save so much time if you how to to jungle with slark
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>>148196536
so your saying

just be level 7 at min 0 so you can jungle slark?
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>>148196290
that's the thing though, I have no idea anymore wether I'm good or not because 80% of my games are against russians stacks with 4000+ hours that feed themselves on my worst team-member and roflstomp everyone after 5 minutes.
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>>148196536
literally any hero can jungle now with proper cliffing, kiting and talon, but like all things in life, just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should, and until you learn that you are 2k nerd stfu weeb fat shit autist
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>>148193604
Lol, one of the most overrated casters at the time. He didn't even do anything at TI5 when Valve caved and invited him because all the roles were filled by more capable people.

It's like people have forgotten that KotlGuy only got popular because he spammed a soundboard with memes during a cast and because he's "charismatic" aka handsome.
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>>148197685
he isn't even handsome. face is too thin.

this is handsome, boys.
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post em
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>>148198070
he does look kinda plain without facial hair desu. At least it's symmetrical.
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>>148198124
pls no bully
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>>148198124
>buy necro 3 in 25 minutes quest
>sell all my items in enemy fountain as ancient falling
>literally but necro 3 at 24:59

most fun i've ever had getting an achievement (only fun i've ever had getting an achievement)
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I'm looking for pyrion flax's song "Aint Nuthin but a Gank Thing", which was taken down due to copyright.

Does anyone know whether the audio was mirrored or uploaded elsewhere? Do you remember a specific time when it was played on a stream?
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What if Pit Lord is a Loli?
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>>148198698
design already shown. they didn't go with the fat guy. he's a nether being also, not demonic.
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>we are 10-0 and took a tower by 4 minutes
>ally decides to start feeding the courier for no reason
>buys all the wards and keeps them in his stash
>just walks around killing creeps until we lose

What have I done to deserve this?
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Why aren't bans in AP 100%?
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>>148198804
because mainers will get upset if their hero is op and they can't ever play it
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>>148198804
Because quit being a whiny bitch and learn to counter the FotM.
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Tinker is actually the ultimate "can't carry" hero.
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>overlapping the esports shitposting championships with the sports shitposting championships of the Olympics
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>>148199371
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>>148190146
>play sven
>urging my team to push with me while we're so strong
>milling about in the jungle
>clinkz tells me "you're not as tough as you think you are"
>GREAT AMERICAN CLEAVE ULTRA KILL
>yeah nah m8, i think im probably hard as fukkin nails mate. fuck these plebs let's win so we can go back to shitposting
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>>148199547
>He doesn't include which team won
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>>148200176
You could also look at the previous image or something
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>>148190859

You forgot SHE WROTE = ALL
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>>148198124
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>>148198804
Why do people waste a ban on antimage at 2k?

If you're worried about a hero getting out of control ban LC, Slark or CK. The overwhelming majority of AM's are such a non-factor it's baffling.
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>>148200064
>things that never happened
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>>148195829

I've played 2000 hours and I still haven't bothered to finish calibrating.
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>>148200538
lol it's because they're afraid of him

they got beaten by an antimage one time and they're like "NOBODY CAN POSSIBLY STOP THIS HERO PAST 40 MINUTES"
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>>148200538
probably because he's one of the most un-fun heroes to play against
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hahaha........
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>lpq
>retarded chinks on team
>2/14 team score at 15 minutes
> AI YAAA
>just go sit in trees off the map and watch some fat person documentary
>accidentally watch it for more than 5 minutes without clicking i guess
>you are prevented from matchmaking for 24 hours

so what do i do with my life now?
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>>148201107
fresh acct
see if you can get VHS in 1 game
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>>148201027
how does this even happen
did you lose
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>>148190402
Making peruvians mad is one of my favorite pass times
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>>148201602

I'm not a robot.
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why do people ban AA
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>>148201758
i dont even
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>>148201758
>1/1/2
so you literally did nothing whatsoever the entire game and got carried

that's really funny, the other day there was this narrative here about how last hitting is the only skill in dota

>man did you guys see AM's last hits?
>yeah we would've never won if he didn't hit the last so many times
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>>148201856
I was going for record couldve ended at any time I wanted retard
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>>148201856
but basically, yes
post yours
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>>148201932
records outside real games don't count, sorry.
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>>148200064
I love me some Sven but seriously he has been in 5/6 of the matches I played today and it is pissing me off.

Of course the 1 time he is on my team he plays like shit while every other time he wins the game single handedly.
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>>148201758
can you explain this build please
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>>148202220
>POST YOURS

anon you didn't interact with other players in the game and you built blink dagger on AM to hit more creeps faster.

it's effectively a bot game against passive bots. my cs/min record is from an actual game that i took part in and helped win.
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>>148202295
LOTSA BLINK
LOTSA HITS
LOTSA CLEAR
LOTSA GOLD
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>>148201758
That's like 1800 last hits

I prefer to kill heroes myself
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>>148202506
>not exclusively hitting towers
nodding my head sideways
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>>148202463
Shoulda gotten an aether lense so you could blink farther
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>>148202718
waste of a slot. refresher orb newb
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>>148202714
>forgetting my picture
killing myself
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>>148202445
Not being arrogant or anything, but I feel like the Dire would have better chance of winning had they did something on that Techies.
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>>148202864
Still got you beat bruv
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dotards?
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>>148202874
it was only high skill anon give them a break
I bet I, psg!!, have a better cs/min record than some of you

cower in fucking fear of going to discover that truth
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>>148203028
>the pay to win game has more people throwing money at it

You don't say
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>>148203028
the figures are faked. LoL actually has less players than Dota 2 and is dying extremely rapidly due to OW and just generally being bad.
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>>148203164
>being this delusional
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>>148203028
keep buying dem riot points so you can play your favorite hero
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>>148203028
Overwatch is going to kill a large portion of LoL
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>>148203246
Apparently OW's been stealing a lot of the asian market from League probably because OW has the better waifus, so it's not something to entirely rule out.
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>>148203028
>game that extorts literal children versus game that's actually f2p and not-as-casual
gee
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>>148203028
seems fake

valve made 50 million alone from the compendium last year

and all the other hats and shit they sale
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>>148203380
I don't know what the word "monthly" means: the post
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Deader than Evolve holy shit when will you switch to the one true moba known as OVERWATCH?
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>>148203432
you really think valve makes less than 45mil a month

like I said ONE single item made them 50 million
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>>148203246
yes, such delusion. that's why on the public league stats pages you can go look right now and see less league games are played per day than dota games.

but they have 450 million players or something, right? it's just that 449 million of them don't play much.
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>>148203316
>thinking moba players will suddenly quit for an FPS
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>>148202445
why even post that, what a joke
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>>148203554
>thinking they won't
take a guess what kind of game they all played before league young one
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>>148203002
>>148202864
Got you both beat.
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>>148203635
oh yeah? post yours kin
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>>148203447
Evolve is new (due to stage 2 update.) DOTA is not.

What?
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>>148203640
dota 1
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>>148203698
yall niggas dont even smoke crack
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>>148202228
my previous one was 18 pm and I pretty much won that game solo so whatever dude

>>148203723
already did, 25.75
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>>148203447
>Evolve Stage 2
>AKA "Make it an Arcade game for people to spend a mere 3 minutes in at a time, fuck actually thinking"
Can't wait for it to crash and burn (again) desu
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>>148203794
kek
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>>148203698
>tfw booster sets record you will never be able to beat
>tfw second place is actually mine though

got you beat. psg jungle terrorblade. rekt

i miss jungle terrorblade, that was the most fun ever, no other hero ever made me want to do apms
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>>148203815
I don't think any hero this patch can beat 6.81 Lycan.
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How i can get out of lp? You need to win? Like really?
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So who do you think will be Valve's new token gurl caster for TI?
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>>148204316
The trick is to never go there in the first place
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>>148204460
AneeDroid
Which means GrandGrant will be there
Which means America will win TI6
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why is this forum so dead now
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>>148204464
i just leave a match because i had a problem and now i need victories, like i tough you need always just to play the fucking games and not win them. I have 4 reports for sending people to lp, i report trash and people that really deserves it. The match that i leave, a guy trashed me for picking arc and i wasnt doing it bad, i reported him and muted him since minute one because he was making everyone mad. He might have reported me, fucking cunt.
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>>148204028
>get "boosted"
>still 2k memepoints
>still playing like braindead kid

epic
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>>148204851
except you don't just automatically get sent to low priority for being reported

I was reported 8 times by 5 diffrent parties on a conduct review and I never went to low Prio because I never did anything wrong.

In fact I got reported because someone was doing a quest and needed to kill one more enemy and I was slowing their target with chakram for them and ran out of mana and accidently killed the enemy on the return. +4 reports right there
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>>148203794
thats me tbhs

>playing since 6.48b and still bad at the game

:ok_hand:
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Icefrog adds boots of travel 3 in 6.89
Made from boots of travel 2 + recipe (2000)
Can now teleport to ground (can still attach to allied units if you want

Who buys it?
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>>148205216
stop replying to yourself psg
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>>148205963
Tinker so he would never get caught out. Last item because 6k gold. That's it. 6k gold is too much for anyone.
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>>148205963
>need to leave base or you will get abandon
>run to the jungle to kill a creep
>WOLF AT DOOR
>TP back as fast as you can
>already lost a rax
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that one time when i played omni
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>>148206993
>No skadi
>No SnY
>No EchoSaber
>No mask of madness
?
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>>148207067
i was laning against alch
i didnt have the patience for memes
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>tfw meepo literally cannot understand why he just explodes seemingly at random
>tfw you SoF uphill and 2 supports just die
>tfw DK gets so mad he can't catch you he buys orchid
>tfw BS raging in chat the rupture doesn't kill you while using remnants

I'd almost forgotten that dota could be fun, thanks tricky flaming man of big crits.
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>>148206993
I have played him from time to time. One of my favorite heroes.

I don't get how he will never be meta despite having the highest winrate in 5K+ MMR for like 8 patches in a row
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>barnyy in BSJ's chat

Wonder what he's doing with his life now.
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>>148207647
he is meta
no one plays him because hes boring
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Why does everyone get mad at me when I win games as Naga?

:(
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>>148207850
cause they take forever to end
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>>148207963
if there was a surrender option like in hon or liege of legends the games would be over 20 minutes earlier
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>>148190146
WRs name is lyralei
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Mirana mid, a meme or actually legit?
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>>148207405
All I see are trash item builds. Every single one.
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>>148208060
>no base damage
>no reliable utility
hey at least you can burst someone for 1k damage after you farm a 4k item
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>>148208060
>Mirana
A meme.
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>>148207850
Nobody likes defending against a constant stream of radiance illusions.

There needs to be a hero that is shit at everything but destroys illusion heroes just so you can counter pick
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>>148208060
One of those mid heroes where you actually leave mid to gank a lot.

However nobody seems to do that anymore so she is pretty worthless mid
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>>148208024
Hello?
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what did he mean by this?
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>>148208060
It used to be a meme
Then a legit thing
Then a meme
Now its sort of in the middle
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>the summit is coming
>absolutely no hype because no secret and eg

It's the only rivalry that keeps esports afloat.
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>>148208626

What rivalry? which team is more shit and washed up?

We already have the "EL TRASHICO" with Navi and Alliance
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>>148208507

I thought the positive thing about Mirana mid is that by rushing aghs and getting it around ~12 mins, your farm accelerates so fucking fast. A more fun and slower version of alchemist.

>>148208626

>inb4 they both fail miserably at TI6 and disband/reshuffle before they have chance to play against
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>it took 2 years to get shitters to drop drums on everything

>most of those same shitters now build BadMedallion on everything instead

Halfway there....
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>>148208060
meme
she's not terrible, double starstorm is really strong if you're ahead, but if you have a bad early or midgame she's worthless
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Dotards which of your heroes is most associated with bananas?

Post him or her.
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>play well
>want to analyze my game versus games on the same hero where I suck
>replay unavailable.

Every fucking time. The last 6-7 games that's I've gone ham, I don't have a replay and therefore access to detailed stats. Shit's fucked.
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>>148208859
GOD TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Helm of the Dominator
>Infused Raindrops
>Iron Talon
>Town Portal Scroll
>Boots of Speed

STRONG TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Urn of Shadows
>Poor Man's Shield
>Soul Ring
>Magic Stick
>Tangos
>Wind Lace
>Orb of Venom

AVERAGE TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Clarity
>Arcane Boots
>Tranquil Boots
>Power Treads
>Phase Boots
>Enchanted Mango
>Dragon Lance
>Glimmer Cape
>Omelette
>Bottle
>Euls Scepter
>Force Staff
>Point Booster

BAD TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Blight Stone
>Hand of Midas
>Healing Salve
>Iron Branch
>Buckler
>Cloak
>Medallion
>Veil of Discord
>Faerie Fire

TRASH TIER EARLY ITEMS:
>Bracer
>Ring of Protection
>Headdress
>Ring of Basilus
>Magic Wand
>Circlet

DOG TIER USELESS SHIT:
>Ring of Aquila
>Drums of Endurance
>Wraith Band
>Null Talisman
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>>148208626

Morelike
>Absolutely no hype because there are only two good teams attending
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>>148208675
>>148208686
Face it, when either are playing the general goes so fast we go through 2 threads in a single series. OC is made. OP has either a pic of Envy, RTZ, PPD, Fear or Puppey during a series. You don't like admitting it but EG and Secret are what esports fans want.
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>>148208951
did you try restarting your game or waiting a bit

i have that bug sometimes and that's how i usually fix it, but it doesn't always work

also you can't download games that are too old (7 days I think).
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>>148209081
restarting the game wouldn't do anything

it's not a bug. backend shit has to occur before your replay is available. please try to understand that like 100,000 dota matches finish every minute of every day.
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>>148209081
No joy, I'll have a look later and yasp it or something.
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>>148208961
hot opinions
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am i the only person who sometimes buys wind lace before boots on supports in this patch
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>>148209440
only if i'm super poor tbqh
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>>148209440
i used to buy it as a starting item on supports sometimes but it's a lot harder to do so now since the price got increased
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>>148208961
Why is blight stone bad?

Helps to last hit creeps, harass heroes, and if you get a chance to hit a tower you and all your creeps will do a bit more damage.
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>>148209507
i buy it in situations where i'm like "i can kill that guy right now if i can run faster"

of course im 3k so there are a lot of situations like that when there shouldn't be
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>>148209440
I frequently buy it with my starting gold when I'm not forced to buy sentries or extra regen or a blight stone

Some games are so fucking bad early on that I buy windlace before boots because its literally all I can afford
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>>148209001
ppd a cute
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does anyone actually buy raindrops? At what time?

I feel like it would be fine as a starting item, but it doesn't really seem worth it later as it doesn't build into anything.
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>>148209595
blight stone is worse than damage items like blades of attack for hitting creeps or towers
less damage per gold
unlike blades of attack it doesn't turn into phase boots so its 1 wasted slot on an almost totally unnoticeable armor change

blight stone should ONLY be purchased when going deso/medallion
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>>148210512
kunka
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Is Yung Lean THE mmr grinding music?
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is the meta this TB/Riki garbage still senpai?
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>>148210634
asap on any hero that would want a casual sobi/basi
typically it runs out after a few fights anyway freeing up the slot and occasionally SAVING YOUR FUCKING LIFE

Only time I don't get it is as a core having a really good game who is progressing too fast to get any value out of it
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>>148210634
Free... Mana?
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>>148210795
yes deal with it fagboy
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Dear /d2g/, I am here requesting a somewhat obscure comic about Faceless Void's RNG. The comic involves Faceless Void getting into a fight and losing, until Stormherald, God of RNG looks down on the fight and blesses Faceless Void.

I've seen it posted on /d2g/ before, but not in a long while and I didn't save it the last time I saw it. Would one of you anons happen to have it?
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as terrorblade should I put only 1 point in reflection? I usually went 2-0-4-1 and 7 and then into illusions
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>>148210512
Walrus PUNCH!
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>>148210795
actually theres a pretty long list of OP bullshit heroes in 6.88

>tinker
>terrorblade
>riki
>slark
>timber
>phoenix
>axe
>luna
>faceless void
>arc warden
>lion
>invoker


its enough heroes to fill a whole game
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>>148211015
What items do you even build on arc warden? I realize you should max Q and E right?
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>>148210664
Yea but its only 300 and all your creeps will deal more damage when hitting the tower which is a lot more than you hitting it with +9.
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>>148211108
you can throw darts at a wall and you'll be OP as fuck as long as you start with midas -> blink. Warden can gank stupidly good with 2000 magic damage in 4 seconds at level 9, thats before dagon

dagon is op on him, dagon -> eblade
diffusal is bullshit and lets you spam purge every 2 seconds and gives him 75 damage 35 attack speed
urn is OP and gives you infinite charges
double sheep is the king of disables
people go mjollnir and its good even though it doesn't do anythign special on him with double actives
you can get radiance / octarine / manta if you want for maximum memeing and you'd still be OP
dragon lance, blademail, butterfly, mkb, bloodthorn, daedalus, silver edge, moon shard, it all works
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>>148211120
so you'll deal like 5% more dps to a tier 1 tower that nobodies defending? its 5% lmao
and if anyone is defending the tower, creeps get aggroed and won't be hitting it

the effect is way too small to be worth an item slot, item slots are more valuable in this patch than any other patch now that you can shove low cost high value items into your slots like raindrops

nobody got room to waste for an orb of "creeps deal 5% more damage to a tower when nobody defends but this is still less dps than just buying blades of attack for my hero right clicking the tower"
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>>148211294
is microing him hard? the combo with blink is literally just blink -> clone -> all his spells?
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