pure love edition
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2
Andromeda shit: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
i must say, what a lovely thread
>>148107008
OP is a bit empty
best thread
>>148109025
necessities are there
>>148110073
for what purpose?
>ah finally the EC is over, now for some peace and quiet for a few weeks until...
>U-19 EC starting today and it's here in Germany no less
FUCK!
How Deep is Your Love?
>>148107008
More EDI, EDI is love EDI is life!
trying to play me1 again
its
aged
i mean its been so long that i dont remember everything and i really want to do a trilogy playthrough but damn dude. It kind of feels lethargic these first few hours, i wish i could skip the first few missions because ive seen them too much
>>148114543
well it's 8 1/2 years old
>>148107008
what is this deisgrace of an OP? if you dont know how to do one go into the archive and copypaste the old one.
I bet you just wanted an excuse to post your sub-par waifu you sorry loser, jesus christ, get a life. fucking cancer kid
>>148110702
>U-19
who gives a shit, only people who bet care about this shit
>>148114543
go install MEUITM and it looks better than ME3, but gameplayn is like it is, either love it or hate it.
>>148115741
>who gives a shit, only people who bet care about this shit
fight me m8
>>148115741
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT EDI
>>148116202
EDI a shit
>>148116202
can you even romance her or do you only get cucked by Joker? wow, shepard the hero of the galaxy gets cucked by a cripple, fucking hurray. dont you feel silly?
>>148116382
No you can stop them from getting together, if i cant have her no one can.
>>148116306
>>148116889
thats pretty autistic, but I am LMAOing at your life
>>148117013
Shut up joker
>>148116382
It's possible for her to propose to Shepard in Citadel DLC.
Why is she so perfect
>>148122762
Why is her body reflecting some sort of open sky environment inside the ship?
Aight faggots, enough jerking off over robots. Lets actually do something. Post your favorite piece of fanart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRa3s80SeSQ
sometimes i think the internet was a mistake but then tits
I'm still amazed at how scant the information released was at E3. Absolute fucking disgrace, even Kojima did better
>>148121491
>memes
The artist just couldn't keep them out.
>>148116202
you can't really insult a machine
Betting Table for ME: Andromeda
>Fourth wall-breaking meta joke about ME3's colored endings despite the characters of Andromeda having no possible way of knowing about them: 5 : 1
> "Your Choices Matter™": 1.5 : 1
>Your choices actually matter: 2500 : 1
>"Youmanatee": 4 : 1
>At least one character sent to Andromeda has been at least partially indoctrinated by the Reapers: 20 : 1
>More Blasto jokes: 2.5 : 1
>Blasto is a party member: 75 : 1
>Volus crew member: 2 : 1
>Playable volus party member: 8.75 : 1
>Attempts to distance quarians from horrible ME3 photoshop of Tali: 7 : 1
>Navel-gazing about the developers' pet political or social issue of the year: 3 : 1
>Said navel-gazing contradicts previously-established lore about at least one Mass Effect race: 14 : 1
>Liara is somehow in contact with members of the crew: 15 : 1
>Gay or bi turian romance option: 3.5 : 1
>Gay or bi turian romance option without Bioware LGBT Angst Syndrome: 100,000 : 1
So, we died.
>>148131339
>>Navel-gazing about the developers' pet political or social issue of the year: 3 : 1
>>Volus crew member: 2 : 1
Hold the fuck up, how does having a volus crew member have better odds?
>>148129682
>garrus eating a watermelon and dying a slow and painful death
did these "artist" atleast play the games?
oh cool, a cancer thread, I can play this too
>>148131416
>cut hair
TOO FAR
>people find EDI actually attractive
hwo did you losers not kill yourself by now? topkek
>>148131739
Biotic god memery. Didn't you play Citadel? They are out of ideas so they try to milk these cheap laughs instead
>>148131339
pretty much nailed it
don't forget
>cerberus being shoehorned into the game again 2 : 1
>>148132460
It looks cute on her, though.
>>148132683
It does BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT
>>148132750
Whatis she reading?I must know!
>>148132908
>>148135684
will both autists please stop image dumping? thanks
>>148127551
>>148130832
>>148132583
>>148132750
>>148133531
>having a sexbot femdom fetish
>being this mch of a cuck
what must go wrong in peoples lives to sink this low? raped as a child?
>>148136712
>what must go wrong in peoples lives to sink this low? raped as a child?
by your stepdad wearing a robot disguise
>>148137220
I am yorry your stepdad raped youNOT
here comes the jack cancer
>>148139082
I love whatever you call what it does to the hips, buttocks and back
>>148139238
a dress? a pose?
>>148139404
Uh, yes
>>148139238
cancer
>>148137385
nice reading comprehension
>>148139543
>says the FemShepxLiara poster
>>148139749
the 2 pure goddesses are hardly cancer, your edgy meme-character on the other hand is just a bad joke.
was there even a romance scene with Jack in ME3? no? well, then I really dont get why this bitch needs any attention if even the developers thought she wasn worth it.
>>148139995
>the 2 pure goddesses are hardly cancer
>>148140356
they are beautiful, arent they
>>148140447
>>148139995
>>148140356
>>148140447
"Hardly" doesn't completely exclude being cancer. Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Concordantly..
>>148140894
>>148140894
>that cancer recolour of miranda's uniform
>>148140934
>le epic femshep hate meme
when will it stop
>>148141113
it looks better on her anyway
>>148141167
>le epic femshep hate meme
>meme
>>148141369
well, only autistic degenerates and retards dont like the canon protagonist Femshep romancing Liara. who else would go for the lesser Mass Effect expierience. I really dont know why you even post here with your subpar knowledge of the game.
>>148141703
>only autistic degenerates and retards dont like the canon protagonist Femshep romancing Liara.
>>148140356
>>148140623
>>148141369
>>148141918
are you a /co/mrade?
>>148141918
>I just greentext the post above me, that'll show him
you bant game is weak and you should feel bad, step it up faggot
>>148142008
haven't been for a while, just got a lot of reactions saved up
>>148142101
step it up faggot
>simpson memes
this guys game is so weak, it is embarrassing to acknowledge his posts
no (You) for you until you gid gud
so hot :33
>>148142592
>>148142834
>>148142917
>>148143061
>>148113926
I am not particularly fond of EDI. The general idea of a sex bot is not very appealing to me. Ever since Chobits.
>>148116202
Can't we just shave their heads?
>>148121491
>>148122684
I need more Miranda.
>>148129924
We'll find out more, after it's officially canceled and Bioware Edmonton/Montreal becomes defunct. There will still be Austin, though, cause ToR.
>>148131416
Well ... more Ash is good too.
>>148143614
>We'll find out more, after it's officially canceled and Bioware Edmonton/Montreal becomes defunct.
>>148143614
>Can't we just shave their heads?
>they're most likely men
openly showing your true colors now? what gives?
>>148132750
I want to put Jack in that position and eat/finger/piledrive her till she squirts on her face.
>>148139995
>2 pure goddesses
Okay.
>>148143794
Just wishful thinking.
>>148143839
Well, I expect that the ones mostly against a female sexbot would be tumblr feminists. Unless you want to limit it to this board entirely.
>>148144127
>Okay.
nice we finally agree
>>148144317
It's just that, even if my woman was a literal goddess, I wouldn't call her that.
>>148144639
yes, because your woman will never be an actual goddess. but beggars cant be choosers i guess
>>148144839
I'd fuck the shit out of her
>>148136712
>cuck
I dont think you understand what that word means
Bullying robots?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468126209803.webm
>>148150070
this shouldn't be funny at all but somehow it is
>>148150070
That poor robot, this is why things like the terminator happen.
/meg/ help. Maybe I've been eating retard sandwiches, but I'm starting to like the idea of Synthesis when taken out of context of the first game.
>>148154861
the general idea isn't bad but it's been horribly implemented and the way it's supposed to happen in part 3 comes out of nowhere. saren had a completely different kind of synthesis in mind.
>>148144839
You missed the point entirely, but okay, I guess.
The perfect couple
where are the EDI and Jack fags? what a bunch of weak losers, dont have the willpower I see. GTFO you lowlifes
I could post these all day <3
>>148148852
>>148149054
>sheploo gets fucked by the fembot
you just cant make this shit up, what a pathetic bottom faggot holy shit kill yourself xDD
sheploo literally the gay protag
>>148159397
>>148159802
stop shitposting
>>148160308
excuse me? I dont shitpost, every post is honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn98FdSg-Fo
God this trailer gives me goosebumps just by hearing the voice...just perfect, a shame the game is gonna be shit tho
>>148160443
>every post is honest
No, it's not.
>>148161947
shit, you got me, better go and never come back to this place after that kind of emberassment.
>>148162631
please do
>>148107008
Because everyone else is a lazy fuck
>>147523012
Are you still mad, /meg/?
>>148165402
after the MEA E3 reveal? no
>>148165402
yes
>>148165402
Not really, no. I don't considering it good by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm not upset about it.
>>148165402
definitely
>ghostbusters movie is doing well and isn't panned by critics
fug
>>148170653
>movie made to appeal to women by switching male and female roles, including an all-female main cast
>panned by critics
Never going to happen. With the 'controversy' around the whole thing, online critics being called sexist, ""real"" critics wouldn't dare give a bad name.
>>148170865
they're focusing on 4chan again as where it all started. wasn't it twitter though?
>this is going to be the face of ME:A
>>148174541
P cute.
>>148176538
sweet
>EA still hasn't folded and probably never will
>>148180286
never is a long time
>>148182214
EA is eternal
About Shadowrun, wasn't there a new one released a year or two ago? Is it any good? They're kind of like the more old school type of games, like Baldur's Gate or the Divinity games, right? Or are they closer to regular turn-based games where you always move each character individually?
Trying to make conversation, here.
swampbeast poster is a d i r t y f em t u r l o v e r
Yvonne riding a bike in a weirdly empty hotel.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BHvi-ceBm6B/
>>148184153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowrun_Returns
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowrun:_Hong_Kong
>>148184346
>WG's hotel
>>148184153
>>148184957
Those and also Dragonfall
>>148184957
>>WG's hotel
That's a pretty sweet burn.
>>148184995
Dragonfall is just an expansion of Shadowrun Returns
>>148184957
>>148185113
burn? it's not uncommon for hotel corridors to be empty during daytime. most guests are either just there to sleep and do stuff outside during daytime.or, you know, are actually inside their rooms and not on the corridors.I wish Yvonne would visit my hotel
>>148185158
Theres a standalone dragonfall, and that is as much it's own game as hong kong is
>>148184957
>>WG's hotel
kek, never, he works in a rundown motel
>>148186465
middle-class.
>>148186734
>implying rundown motels aren't standard for the german middle-class
>>148187262
It certainly isn't run down and it isn't a motel either. It's a proper hotel.
But I can't change your retarded opinion so I won't go on with that.
>>148187770
>being this butthurt
Keeping from death.
>>148165402
Original was god awful. EC wasn't that bad. Still disappointing though. I think it would've been better if not for EA's manipulation and panic attack after the leaks. To me the game ends after Anderson dies.
Just came out from being under a rock. So is Ryder default male or female?
>>148191576
Either. Why would it only one of them? Please stop this goddamn meme.
>>148191576
male
>>148162631
You don't have to be so passive aggressive about it.
Does anyone hope for some Bounty Hunting type side quests similar to Witcher 3s contract?
I've always loved the whole "Space Bounty Hunter" aesthetic/theme in certain Sci Fi works (Cowboy Bebop for one) and it would make for an awesome element due to the focus on exploration/investigation that Bioware have specified.
>>148123801
Damn, not bad.
>>148204747
Sure, sounds pretty cool. It could make a good introduction to a lot of different things.
http://orig07.deviantart.net/08f1/f/2016/170/a/1/request__mass_effect___ashley_and_jane_by_da_peakock-da6t0ph.jpg
>go into this thread thinking of good posts
>its all imagedumping
>still prolly won't be able to play as other species
>>148204747
I've given up on Mass Effect doing that properly. I'm desperately checking steam games for that.
3030 Deathwar Redux looks pretty nice and if you can stomach it, Transcendence is nice as well, but it's really really barebones.
>>148214758
It's up to every single poster to provide quality content, even you.
>>148214862
That is actually a fact. You can only play as human again.
it keeps happening
>>148217815
>I'm desperately checking steam games for that.
the previous Prey was just that, bountyhunting in space.
But because we cant have nice things it got scraped and bethesda does some other shit with it. what a shame.
Do synthetics poop?
Ah, they are so sweet together.
>>148217447
Rollingin hopes of getting to hug a warm rock.
>>148226106
Well, femkro are at least fairly rock-like.
>>148217447
rolling as well now.probably getting a quarian again...
Futa faggots are the worst. Just disgusting, please off yourself.
>>148229068
It's not gay if you fuck her urethra.
So we all agree synthetics are superior to organics in every way?
>>148228871
>>148217447
>>148227420
>>148228871
>my post 420
>post above 447
>post below 1
>quarian again
>>148231265
But now you got a hanar at least.
If you had to choose would you go with a hanar or a quarian?
>>148232376
it's both equally terrible so why can't I have both?
>>148232507
You can.
>>148204747
We could have had more laid back and open ended adventures in the Milky Way galaxy. I don't understand Bioware's fixation with the Reapers. The whole Reaper thing should have been an after thought. Something that plays out a thousand years after Shepard's exploits. Maybe a standalone game past the trilogy or a new trilogy where you actually fight the Reapers instead of Cerberus.
I think the Reaper invasion was poorly handled. I think ME2 was a step in a better direction, but rushing ME3 and trying to conclude the Reaper threat there, was a detriment to the franchise.
>>148231265
>420
>1 and 2 = choose a species freely
So you chose a quarian?
>>148232637
good. filet squid on quarian sandwich.
>>148217447
Ahh fuck it
Ready for new shitty books? Apparently the in-game characters will be introduced in these books, so better hurry up and buy them.
Via gamespot:
>"The novels will act as prequel and sequels to the events in the games and will become part of the overarching Mass Effect saga," reads a line from their description. "They will focus on key characters and answer the many questions fans have been asking."
>There will be four new Mass Effect novels in all. The first one, which is reportedly titled Mass Effect Andromeda: Initation, is being written by N. K. Jemisin; the report said it's due out in August 2016. The document also revealed that Mass Effect series writer Mac Walters will pen the last one, which does not yet have a title but is slated for March 2018.
You wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to read a new ME book written by the Mac himself, would you?
>>148223958
Too bad they are separated by God knows how many light years and FTL travel is now permanently disabled, so they'll never be rejoined.
>>148233023
>N.K. Jeminsin
>During her delivery of the Guest of Honour speech at the 2013 Continuum in Australia, Jemisin complained that 10% of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SWFA) membership voted for conservative writer Theodore Beale (also known as Vox Day) in his bid for the SFWA presidential position. She went on to call Beale "racist, misogynistic, and hateful" and noted that silence about these issues was the same as enabling. Beale responded by calling her an "educated but ignorant savage."[6] A link to his comments was tweeted on the SFWA Authors Twitter feed, and Beale was subsequently expelled from the organization.
>>148233209
Fucking hell. I didn't even give a fuck about Jemisin, but now the books are looking even better.
>>148232717
no I just stopped reading after the first roll so I didn't see that I could choose freely. thanks for reminding me.
okay so it'd be an asari then.
>works in a clothing store. body of a model.
>personality is warm and caring, experimented in homosexuality.
>introduced by friends.
>gentle loving sex etc
>this will never be real
>>148233023
>tfw femshep's cobbled together cybernetics start to fail.
>reapers destroyed infrastructure necessary to repair them..
>tfw she'll try to stay relevant, but soon fades into obscurity.
>>148233892
>experimented in homosexuality
>asari
Was that even a choice? All Asari are gay.
>>148233023
I can probably get an e-book link as soon as it's out. will post it here then.
>>148234068
for an asari she's basically as vanilla as it comes but with the body of a supermodel.
>>148234637What's her name?
>>148233892
that sounds really lovely.
>>148234704
Hitlera. She's named after a popular political figure of earth's 20th century.
No seriously, I am bad with coming up with fictional names.
>>148233892
>gentle loving sex etc
Interlocking her fingers with yours and kissing yourtears away while forcing her magnum dong deeper up your ass?
>>148238657
aren't "deeper" and "up" kind of nonsensical?
>>148238657
just how big are we talking?
http://orig04.deviantart.net/3e02/f/2016/194/e/a/cocky_miranda_by_violanarrayya-da9uf0s.jpg
>>148243297
Perfection!
Looks more like Starcraft than Mass Effect.
>>148243297
Did someone else render it? It doesn't really look like her usual stuff.
>>148244387
no, apparently she did it herself
>>>/wsg/1127550
>>>/wsg/1132708
Hi, OCD!
>>148245197
>girls lifting things
NIce. Need them in Andromeda.
Even better if they have big mounds and inserted LED lights to give you seizures during sexe.
>>148246232
can you leave it in the threads specifically made for those kinds of files, thanks alot. Manbeasts really arent nice to look at.
>>148246339
Nah. I want to keep the swampbeast out, but what're you gonna do, y'know?
>>148246614
it doesnt keep me out, but encourages me toppost even more, fucking idiot.
>>148246860
>it doesnt keep me out
Never said it would.
>>148245197
Oh, good Lord!
>>>/wsg/1114752
>tfw you'll never press you face up there
>she'll never squat on your face
>>148245445
It's a good thread. If you're gonna grow your hair, you might as well grow them all the way.
>>>/wsg/1148085 is beautiful, for example.
>>148246860
>getting this mad that you make shitloads of typos again
literal autism
>>148247592
>one typo
>OMG HES SO MAD FULL RAGE MODE AUTIST
seek help kiddo
Need some thick thighs and butts in Andromeda.
>>148247698
>autist telling others to seek help
not sure if ironic shitposting or just fucking dumb
I think it should've been possible to get Ashley a recommendation for the special forces (even though it doesn't really matter, you either pass the requirements or you don't).
She can clearly keep up with Shepard, even when he himself is spec ops. Sure, she's a Spectre, but the council must be willing to wait a year and a half to get an operator with the best training possible, it only makes sense that you'd want the best people you can get.
The whole thing was just Udina manipulating her, but still.
Drinking tea with waifu?
>>148251367
botched writing by bioware. what's new?
I really like Eva/EDI's suit coloured completely black.
>>148248975
Co-signed
>>148254192
That's the kind of "model's body" I can get behind, NAW'AM SAYIN?
>>148254696
no I don't
>Thickfags
This shitty meme has to stop
>>148256835
I would physically be behind her, were I to have the opportunity to have sexual relations with her.
>>148257332
don't like it? then just leave
>>148258379
at last I can see
>>148217447
ayyyyyyyyyy
>>148261443
>>148264693
where is she hiding her massive futa cock?
>>148258492
No, you leave you stupid faggot, Im not the one posting ME unrelated cancer. Fuck off!
I'm about to play through the first time
Which class is funnest? I started a game as a vanguard, thinking biotic and shooting would be fun, but I don't know how much I'm missing out on the soldier and adept. I know off the bat I can't use assault rifles and heavy armor, which I can deal with, but how much of the biotic stuff am I missing? I think I might reload and start as an Adept instead
>>148268084
Infiltrator is the most fun for me.
soldier is neglectable since every class is basically soldier in ME3.
Never was a big fan of the biotics because they are overpowered and take the last bit of excitement out of the gameplay.
>>148268565
Infiltrator is what, guns and droids?
Do you miss a lot on the combined classes?
>>148269096
Sniper with tech skills. no drones, they are engineer class.
In 2/3 you get the cloak which is cool for some stategies. I also have an assault rifle with me for cqc + the carnifex for them sick headshots.
But the most satisfying thing in Mass Effect is to snipe someones head off with a widow and watch it in slow-mo.
>>148265913
me neither. I only post mass effect related content, but you are still allowed to just leave because you obviously don't like it here at all.
>muh OCs
How useful is charm and intimidate? Should I just pick one and stick to it? Is there any major benefit to either, or are they just just small conversation bits and shortcuts?
>>148273515
I wouldn't dislike them so if it every OC wasn't an ultra elite super space operator ninja.
