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Let's go Liquid bring it back.
dotards not welcome
Reminder to report all FET posts
>they don't even have a fucking hot CS GO pro player casting the game
fifth for coldzera's aimlock
>>148032425
SUCC
>Brazil
>An economically depraved country with low moral fiber
>Shit at CS
>All of a sudden the best team in the world rocketing to the top faster than any team in history
>Every map is a plethora of aimlocking evidence against literally all 5 of their players
seems legit :^) where do I buy the stickers?
EZ FOR OUR GUYS
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>>148032425
who si that semen demon
>>148032373
set aimbone to neck so you get a decent chance at headshots and body shots
>>148032551
female cs go pro player in the BR analyst desk
>>148032556
die in a fire scum lord
Are the casters blind or do they just chose to ignore it?
Coldzera once again! Unbelieveable.
THAT FUCKING CHOKE.
>>148032713
how can the NA analyst deck even compete
Fucking Liquid....wtf are they doing?? Some explain this shit to me pls
>>148032765
LMAO get toggled on fatty
>>148032986
they already beat Fnatic, can't get more than 1 meme win.
Why don't companies just randomly check equipment to check for hackers? Every other sport has random checks for PED use and it would be extremely easy to check for hacks in csgo.
WHY PEEEEEEK WAHTWAIDHAWKHDAW WHATAT
What the fuck.
:tears of joy:
>>148033323
Because they just don't care.
>>148033384
Yet people still take csgo seriously when there is rampant gambling throws and cheating.
:obamasweat:
NA scene theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
>>148033486
I'm here for the drops at this point..
>>148033323
because no one would ever cheat in a million dollar tournament! =)
>>148033365
dunno
>>148033323
They do you fucking idiot. They have to hand over their periferals days before the major and are not allowed to use other than those
>>148033221
fnx a god
>>148033545
stop giving valve money for your digital skinz
>what can you do
indeed
>liquid pickup consecutive rounds
NA scene must be so bad that even THIS is good news
>>148033685
They don't check them though. Why don't the tourney organizers just SUPPLY the equipment so there is absolutely zero chance of cheating. This is exactly what League does and there have never been cheaters in tourneys.
>>148033685
>They have to hand over their periferals days before the major
and they cant just delete the hack before the check and add it again after it?
>and are not allowed to use other than those
false, they are allowed to the use the backup hardware which nobody checks
>>148033862
There is valid arguments against this, however. I hate playing at at a friends computer...
unless you mean the organizers should buy Identical equipment for each player?
Is simple throwing just so no one wants him to stay on TL? Wonder if this was Steve's plan
>>148033993
well shit if they can afford these prize pools some mice and keyboards are nothing
most of the gear is from tournament sponsors anyway
>>148033993
Yea, that's what Riot does. They get equipment from sponsors that match what pros use. The stuff never leaves Riot campus so the players use the same stuff all year.
Obviously there is a problem if you use outdated equipment, but I think you just need to force pros to change for the better of the community.
>>148033994
>>148032926
>>148032479
>>148034180
nigger
>>148032479
>>148032926
>>148033994
AMERICANS THIS MAD
lmao
>>148034125
Well I'm trying to be the nay sayer and maintain no hacks are invovled. Largely hoping csgog is just being cynical..
However, theres a ton of fishy as fuck plays and peeks this final.
>Liquid pull a fake
>no one rotates
lmao
>EU is choking
>NA finally has a shot at winning a major
>lose to a bunch of favela monkeys
Jesus Christ
GG.
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue fucking favela monkeys huehuehuehuehuehuehue your country a shit GTFO7 goals never forget
>>148034401
it's what vp did so many times
they threw like 70 b fake smokes and sk never rotated based only on the smokes
>>148034283
dude this is six steps beyond fishy
Who shitskin here? These favelas are cucking NA
NICE!
Let's fucking GO! JDMDJDMDJDM
>cuckquid
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAH
I can't wait for these monkeys to go back to brazil and get kidnapped and murdered.
hiko pls
>NA CS
NA CS
>NA CS
NA CS
>NA CS
NA CS
>NA CS
>>148034448
yeah but how many majors do you have again?
Hiko is a trash version of PPD desu
rip liquid
is this bo5?
leave fatties to me
>>148034881
bo3
>tfw no based perfect Inferno
>>148034881
no
>The City of North America
>meanwhile in RU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUwf16ZBdNI
Shit finale.
>anders casually drops fuck ups on the stream
lol
>>148034770
>>148034830
>EUcs
nowhere to be seen
pretty embarrassing you can't even get double figures amerifats
>>148034881
of course not why would it be bo5 xd
>>148034850
nah, Hiko is actually good at the game
Believe, CSGOG, just believe.
I'm astonished at hoe poorly Liquid seem to be performing. Will Hiko ever get a break? Fucking honestly he's been shitting the bed yet at all interviews talks himself up like he's the biggest shit on the planet, driving around his fucking Mustag that his rich as fuck dad bought him.
If it's hacking by BR, fair enough. But, right now, I just see Liquid as the fucking English soccer team. All talk when the Cameras are on your but no fucking heart when it's game time.
Fuck it.
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>>148034808
The screencap was taken afterwards.
Liquid had two guys standing above drop and 3 far back in B long with smokes up everywhere.
SK literally had low-medium info and still left A long completely without even checking it, only leaving one player deep in mid/pit.
>>148034448
uh oh someone is mad.
>>148034881
It doesn't matter at this point.
>>148035007
I would say PPD is a much better captain / leader tho.
>>148034973
Simple carried NA all the way to the final
>>148034973
My team is winning.
>brs are inferior humans
>they are winning
fnx a god
what a shitty final
can't even get into double digits
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>that nitr0 aimlock
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>148034918
>>148034928
>>148034986
lol nice game goturds
>mfw some fat american redditor said Liquid totally deserve a spot in a major final because they play so good instead of pure fucking luck
WHITIES
MAD
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Nitro <3
Nt bro, my heart hurts
>>148035115
that's why they cheat
im not mad that the good guys lost but i wish they had played better maps and that it was actually entertaining
Worst. Finale. Ever.
pretty funny how mad amerifats are getting because their hacks are inferior to 3rd world hacks
>>148034938
She is like a trophy wife, talks a lot about shit she has very little understanding of, and the cucks at the panel don't question or have a discussion about the dumb shit she says because she's a woman. They're also all brazillian ass lickers so there's literally no reason to listen to the shit going on there.
>>148035190
this is the worst fucking final i have ever seen
>SK vs VP
/realfinal/ anyone?
>liquid puts up a better fight than navi
>2-1s navi
>2-0s fnatic
rofl
what the fuck happened to this shit game that lets na play well
!reward
>>148035190
they beat the "best" eu teams
>>148035249
Forget luminosity - navi?
>win csgo major
>go home
>get shot through the back of the head in the middle of the night by a 5' shirtless guy with shorts and flip flops
>bo3 grand final
this is why nobody takes this game seriously lads
>NA first world cheaters losing to third world country shitters with cheats coded by third world country coders
cannot make this shit up
>>148035261
there was no real final
or competition for that matter
as soon as SK was allowed to plug in their own mice they won 500k
simple, even anchored with 4 NA players, has managed to drag himself to the final of a major
>>148035231
yo where is this from
>>148035231
is that a tv show or d-does it have a code
>SK activates hacks so they finish the match before the Euro final
>>148035215
>BRmonkeys are able to make undetectable cheats
>Americucks aren't
Can you get more pathetic than this?
>>148035357
>implying hiko isn't the best player on that team
it isn't that the favelas blatantly hack that bothers me. It's that this team was dogshit for so long. Even under Keyd Stars they managed to go tops like 5-8th at majors/international tournaments.
Here they are a year later winning absolutely everything and everyone just goes "Oh they work so hard :')"
>>148035319
only because elige played the best fucking game of his life yesterday
He will literally never ever play a game like that again. Had the fnatic match gone to a third map then fnatic would have won.
>>148035403
you're not gonna eat it this time
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>148035261
this
>>148035401
>he thinks a BR made the cheat
Anwyays, Americans have honor.
LMAO
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every fake SK fanboy mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, your fingers snapped, your ribs broken, your pelvis pulverized, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
>memeller said script
>>148035347
i thought it was because of the blatant cheating
>script mentioned
SHUT IT DOWN
>you can't script this
semmler stop lurking
>>148035401
They don't make the cheats, they just buy them and pay % of their prize money to the developer.
why isn't this a bo5
i wanna see aztec
why is there no aztec
>mentioning the script
>can't script this g-guys
Oh boy
how many clutches have liquid lost
im getting cancer, lads
liqshit cant even win when favela is throwing
Is Fallen legit that blatant?
LMAO WHAT A CLOWNFEST
SK DOESN'T GIVE A FUG ANYMORE.
>>148035378
I want to put mydickin her mouth
Is this game really that interesting to watch or are people just trying to get skins? I just can't get into this for some reason.
>post yfw when I'm not Liquid
>You can't script this
>You can't script this
kek semmcuck going all out to throw us off the scent
csgo hitting an all time low?
>>148035326
this is worse than that
>you can't script this guys!!!
I see their writers are onto the theories.
>>148035545
fallen doesnt cheat
>>148035420
>they are hacking excuse
rofl
>>148035319
barely
with elige and simple playing out of their mind
where is elige now?
elige a shit
>>148035561
CUMMLER
LITERALLY
CONFIRMING
SCRIPT
How many times can Semmler say "it-it's not scripted, g-g-guys!" in one match?
>>148035425
>t-they only won because they played well
What kind of weird shit is jn your head that turns that into a negative statement??
>>148035480
>Americans have honor.
Oh you.
>>148035506
CS fanfics?
white girl here
God that game was fucking hot. Love seeing superior BBC (big brazilian cock) dominate these effeminate 5'9 white kids.
>>148035480
>Anwyays, Americans have honor.
pure delusion
>>148035545
>silver 1 posting on 4chan
gtfo
>"not accusing anyone, especially not this certain team that is currently rolling over my NA boys. Why I'm posting it right now? Oh no reason "
>>148035646
WOW EPICLY MEMED MY MAN XD
>>148035489
stale pasta
![crying-eagle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sr8AKc3.jpg "crying-eagle[1].jpg")
>>148035489
CRY MORE
im bored watching this
Can someone explain to me how using your own mice equals to using cheats?
Like is the cheat on the mouse?
>full speed rng headshot
'skill'
Save us fat man
>Sk fans show up on the very last day of the tournament to shitpost
>they're all anime poster
Wow who would have thought subhumans would cheer on subhumans
>>148035561
>>148035561
>>148035630
Sorry, didn't realize you were a illiterate retard.
doturd here
who are our guys in the finals
No replay of Fer's tec 9 headshot. Okay there buddy boi.
>>148035685
Good one Brazil, how is your shitty, poor, murder capital of the world country going?
>>148035734
You can inject code through the mouse firmware.
>>148035764
liquid is the equivalent of clown9
What does this say about fnatic?
>>148035480
>third world monkeys that had to ask for money to get to the major qualifies and sleep together because they don't have a proper house somehow have enough money for the super cheats every pro uses
It gets more and more obvious
I had given up all hope
>>148035764
Sorry, but both are shit teams. Our guys got "miraculously" eliminated in the semi-finals. That's why most think it's a shit finale.
>>148035734
they cheat with robotic mice that scan the screen then move accordingly
>>148035731
its almost over now friend
>>148035764
none
whoever wins, we've already lost
shittiest final ever
>>148035764
Navi vs tofu
Fer toggled too hard there. Check gotv kek. Fucking hacking brs
it's over
>>148035764
no one
>>148035810
Are you serious? Is that some sort of dark magic?
>>148035852
open it for that dlore senpai
>NA
what a joke
>>148035852
finals one too
nice bro
>>148035561
>North American Counter Strike
>6 rounds in a MAJOR FINAL
lmao
look at my crying meme face
WELCOME TO FAVELA FAGGOTS
>>148035892
it was over in like round 5 on train
>>148035746
are you upset kid? what are (You) doing here? This is the SK party.
its over americucks
heuheuheuehuee get fucked
>>148035794
I don't know, I don't live there, but I can go to class without fearing being shot.
>>148035489
>I can snap and kill every fake SK fanboy mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.
>>148035790
yep
no replays on Fallens double jumping scout headshots either
>>148035905
no it's basic shit. usb is a very flexible port
>salty eu shitposting about na even if they never got to finals
semen drinkers again unleashed
simple literally boosting NA teams
He could make a business out of it
How can the NA even compete with the BR superior seed?
I imagine all Liquid will be using is pistols for the next few months.
>missing first 30 sec of the final round
good pgl
>>148035734
There are so many ways cheating could happen.
Normally you inject cheats into the USB connector of the mouse, so the plug'n'play drivers gives you a hidden cheat. You can detect this by comparing drivers file sizes and drivers signatures to the manufacturer ones to see if they've been tampered with.
Semphis has also pointed out that the new security measures are abysmal. He said he could easily plug a USB memory in and run and .exe file if he wanted. He could have several phones or anything on him and no one cares. He can type anything he wants in console etc. etc.
They ARE cheating. Question is if anything will ever be done.
I'm now a brazilian
prove me wrong
as soon as they shake hands im turning it off fuck the Brazillians and their fucking accents, fuck CSGOG.
GO Portugal, beat those fucking Muslim Frogs.
>mfw i will sell the skins i win in this match and use the money to comission furry porn
Thanks NA!
>>148036012
ur mums ass is a very flexible port :^)
>>148035794
And you guys can't even win against a bunch of favelamoneys that played in a toaster for almost 90% of their career.
EZ FOR FAVELAS
>>148035905
No, just half assed code. There are some cheats that work with your phone and some kind of wireless connection.
i would say i'm surprised that assblasted yuropoors are riding SK so hard, but then again Europe is used to bending over for the darkest colored cocks they can find
>>148036016
>salty eu shitposting about na even if they never got to finals
you got carried to the finals by a yuropoor
shut the fuck up
sk is really happy right now with their purchase
damn that was easy
what a terrible final
also rip liquid btw, back to being shit again
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>>148032274
If Valve wanted to make a statement on cheating, now is the best time. Even if their system is shit, even if their personnel are incompetent, even if they don't give a shit about the game itself. Now is the time to make the anti-cheating deterrent with banning every single player on SK. Not iBP, not scapegoats, not low-key shady shit. This is the best time for them to do it.
But they won't do it.
SUPERIOR BRAZILIAN SEED
...
brazilians are americans
south america is honorary america
>>148035561
>NA
Another tournament ruined by cheating monkeys
>the crowd entirely quiet throughout that series
turned off lads
im actually sick of the favelas
Wow, they didn't even look happy about it.
something feels off
>>148036083
>eurocuck
>pays for furry porn
jesus no wonder the Muslims are taking over
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"This is the best team in the world"
Still hasn't beaten Fnatic, but ok.
>NA
pfffhahahaha
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>>148035981
>americucks are so bad that you can even go for teabagging knife kills
dead game
How can you be allowed to cheat like this on the grandest stage of them all. This game is a joke.
>SK lost one map throughout the entire major
Wow, it's almost like they had an unfair advantage
How does it feel that your game is overtaken by BRs? :^)
>>148035764
fellow doturd
this game isn't hype at all to me
>>148036154
i will (not) eat this
>Brazilians best at the game
How does this make you feel?
>viewership declining
>shit teams in the final
>shit final
IS THIS CS GO'S TI4???
well done sk, well done
However
>Gabe Newell comes on stage, bans all the SK players for life and hands the trophy to team liquid
Welp. Liquid lost and I got no crates.
When's the next tournament?
!nominate de_favela
they won majors solly because the big teams choke holy shit.
brazil has one of the strongest soccer teams in the world for ages
this is all genetics no cheats
REDDIT B T F O
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>>148036178
SEE YA
the BR seed is just too strong
JUST
>>148036154
JUST ONE BITE
>>148036213
>can't beat fnatic even with toggles
Sad desu
What an odd final. Camera operator missed several key kills, and we didn't even get replays of some of them. Very weird to watch.
>>148036229
>that webm quality
kek
I just dont think this semen slurping esport is for me guys
>Entire crowd is quiet because everyone knew what was going to happen
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
feels good to see reddit get btfo yet again
>>148036178
Same, and the worst part is when they eventually get VAC'd, they are just going to hue their way back to the favelas and live like kings.
