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>Old Thread
>>148012453
I WANT TO FUCK SLOAN AND KRYSTY
thank God my favorite esport isn't dominated by South America like this game
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
VACZIRA
Another game ruined by OP awp -_-
Wow.
gg coldzera toggle wins
We'll see if they're actually here
this is hiko's sister's twitter
https://twitter.com/sloanql14
round won by a lucky deagle spam
god i hate shitskins so much
>nitro spams deagle
>doesnt hit a single shot
>midgetmonkey spams deagle
>HS
good game gotards
HOW DOES FER KILL JDM THROUGH THE FUCKING SMOKE
IM NOT THE ONE TO CALL HACKS BUT HOW
FUCK
I am loving this, the monkeys are cheating their asses off and everyone just ignores it.
C H E A T S
H
E
A
T
S
I hope liquid loses
post hot wub wub tax
Nothing like a major final to make you want to vote Labour
INSANE TOGGLE
so coldzera cheats
fuck, i can't watch this shit. i never wanted more for one team to win.
Coldzika
lol
>>148028473
It's part of the script.
>>148028525
Why on earth would you bet on underdogs?
>>148028482
people care more about their skins than people actually playing the game, csgo is so fucking dead and I can't wait for betting to all get regulated/outlawed
>>148028465
roastie~
>>148028525
WAKE
that coldzera """""""gamsense"""""""
nth for i would lick sloans face
>>148028525
T sided map dude don't worry Liquid's got this
>>148028465
Fucking retard this shit was posted on HLTV 50 minutes ago. Maybe she got harassed by hundreds of cretins in that time span and figured that something was up?
>cold is a cheating shitter
>fallen pulls back a lost round with a quad kill
>cold stands up like he did shit
HOLY SHIT KICK COLD I HAVE NEVER WANTED A PERSON TO FUCKING KHS HARDER THAN HIM
>NA attempting to win a major
>>148028465
Newest post is July 2014
How can they pretend its an NA team and say OMFG AN NA TEAM IN A MAJOR! if their best player and top fragger is from Ukraine?
>jumbohacking brs before third map
>426,324
>>148028559
muh percentages
It feels like I'm the only person left who can't stand these monkey's. Too bad Fnatic couldn't give us a good finale.
>2 2 7
>carrying liquid
>>148028606
stop retard
the twitter wasn't posted on HLTV
>favelas who literally can not compete with tier 2 NA teams are all of a sudden annihilating top tier EU teams in the span of 6 months
>random BZ teams are popping up left and right, winning games vs G2 and Fnatic
not suspicious at all.
>player from team I dislike performing well therefore he cheats
You guys are pathetic
If s1mple doesn't step it up and they lose the series he'll be devastated. He was already crying for sucking during the qualifiers.
>>148028584
retard trane is vip sided
>>148028624
>>148028610
>Cold is a cheating shitter
What?
HEEKZ
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>>148028465
>9 followers
>Not even Hiko follows her
Hiko just fucking held down mouse 1 rofl
How long does the sticker sale last?
>>148028669
>>148028675
can you stop pls
It's so fucking annoying watching coldzera cheat every clutch round to SK.
>>148028584
>T sided
Whatever helps you keep living.
T A C O
NICE
FUCKING
TOGGLE
TACO
There is literally nothing wrong with being Brazilian.
>>148028669
>>148028675
go back to your containment board, no one gives a shit
lmao that aimbot
Haha, Taco just doesn't give a shit.
What a gamesense Taco has, dear lord
>TRACES A GUY JUMPING INSIDE SMOKE
>NOT CHEATING
PICK ONE.
>>148028669
>>148028675
>people who genuinely believe that the earth is flat
>pictures of the earth from space exist
>Muh fakes
>>148028706
bots nigga
>flat earthers in a csgo thread
fuck off you literal drooling retards
>JUMPING HS IN SMOKE
>How did he kill jdm through the smoke I don't believe there was anyway for him to see him there!
I think you know perfectly well how he was able to get that kill Anders.
>hackers v hackers finals
mobile quality and muted 2bh, not worth watching if it wasnt for drops
>>148028465
I suppose I should've also mentioned hiko's sister's hot gf's twitter is this
https://twitter.com/kristynbraden
Ok see I don't typically think the hues are hacking
but that was hacking
Amazing gamesense
https://sys.4chan.org/vg/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=148028675
im part of le illuminati and i ask of you to silence this man he's too smart we cant have him exposing us like this
IM
FUCKING
DONE
TACO
SHOULD
FUCKING
KILL
HIM
SELF
JESUS CHRIST
TACO VAC
Vaco lul
>>148028818
>people who genuinely believe the earth is a ball
>people who blindly believe what the Freemasons tell them to believe
holy fuck the choke from liquid
im crying lads
>no armor ez headshot
ok
>>148028669
>>148028675
>>148028828
the true redpill 2bh
TACO AND COLDZERA HOLY SHIT
UNBELIEVEABLE PLAYS
>>148028828
can you take it to a correct board?
>They are totally not using external assistance guys :)
at first I was like
>HIKO
but now i'm like
>HIKO
Okay this is just fucking sad.
>no armor instant first bullet headshot flick
Jeez these guys are stepping up guys!!
christfags really can't let go
>>148028828
ok i have a question for you, if the earth is flat then what is on the other side
HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE?
ok the replay from taco pov made that smoke kill look less fishy
Why do you people watch an """""""esport"""""" where people are so obviously hacking?
>aimlocks to find the fatman
>overly checking corners
>headshots him even beign aimpunched
they are not cheating
>>148028695
I like sk but they do actually use cheats
That was just Hiko being terrible
REMOVE TACO
>>148028904
The Earth is a cube, there, compromise.
>>148028785
Brazilian here, you are wrong
Liquid is having MLG flashbacks.
The game was over before even starting.
>>148028949
Just like watching regular sports, everyone seems to be just fine watching Tennis knowing they're all fucking cheats.
>TACO wasn't in the smoke
VACfags BTFO
>>148028938
post webm faggot
>>148028938
actually none was fishy desu,that kill Fer got is actually after smoke was fading
the gamesense however is just on point
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh
>mfw NA CS will never EVER win a major
>FalleN aimlocking through wall
anyone else saw that?
>>148028695
BRs, Elige and S1mple literally are cheating tho
>>148029049
you're going to have to be a little more specific
WHAT would some secret jew society have to gain from fooling everyone to thinking that earth is a globe
>dat wallbang
Lul seriously
>>148029007
yeh from the caster it sounded like jdm jumped and taco flicked to him through the smoke and hs'd him and the cam was on jdm pov
ELIGE HACKS WOW ELIGE NICE TOGGLE
AH RIGHT
HES ON LIQUID
OK...
NICE PLAY ELIGE!
So does kevlar literally make you worse at this game?
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
FUCK THE DIRTY BR CHEAT MONKEY
>>148028695
BR team came up out of nowhere to compete with other cheating european teams. I wonder what changed?
>>148029061
>believing in the bible
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>148029061
Is it possible to sail to the foundation of heaven?
>>148029049
I saw that shit. Why would he be looking at the wall with an awp and not in the corner?
>>148028956
My favorite part is the aimlick to find out where he is, then the shuffling around looking at every corner except the one he knows Hiko is in, then the insta snap headshot through the 1 pixel opening, taco is literally not that good
>>148029036
Wow what size is NA anyway?
>>148028998
Yeah, but JDM was.
>>148028828
>posting stupid shit refuted by hundreds of years of science
>resort to ad hom, strawmanning and logical fallacies
fuck off this board you stupid child
>>148029125
>not believing in the bible
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let me guess, you believe your grandpa was a monkey that came from a slime pit?
>C Zed
You're American you fuck we don't say zed here
Reminder that Valve cares so little about their actual game that they have literally 0 safeguards against hackers on LAN
If they actually cared, they'd furnish new equipment from sponsors to completely kill all chances of hacking.
>>148028828
This diagram assumes gravity points straight down towards the bottom of the picture. On a spherical earth, gravity points towards the center of the sphere, and water would naturally flow towards the lowest point.
"these americans are so stupid, i can just be blatant and considered pro" - sk
>esports
>>148028928
>he thinks the world has an "other side"
you have A LOT to learn
How the fuck is simple so good at spraying
>>148029061
B8
Please link me where in Genesis it says the world is flat
Haha our pet ukrainian can hack too cyka
t. liquid
NICE HACKS S1MPLE
NICE "AWARENESS"
>>148029127
>>148029195
This picture is being sarcastic right?
>>148029127
>>148029195
>people actually taking their time to make and post these
lmao
If Earth is flat, why are all the other planets not?
>semmler
>unknown shitter team from a 3rd world country loses 0-16 and after that suddenly starts wrecking everyone
You'd think that this would be impossible but it actually happened! unbelieveable
#hardwork #dedication
>the doubted NA
>>148029240
8K
K
HOURS
>>148029204
You mean how ballers only counter argument is "You're dumb science told me it is like this!!"
Use your own eyes and do the math yourself. You'll see it doesn't make sense.
>>148029205
>Let me guess, you believe your grandpa was a monkey that came from a slime pit?
No obviously not, evolution happened over millions of years
Let me guess, you believe that humans and all life appeared suddenly 4000 years ago and that dinosaur bones are some sort of meme joke created by god
>>148029242
http://testingtheglobe.com/bible.html
nice aimbot jdm
Reminder that Ukraine is the reason NA are for the first time in a major finals
>>148029127
>what are seasons
>what are different cameras
>what is different exposure
>what is different post-processing
>what is different color handling
Just fucking stop.
>didn't go on the LG hype train
>haven't gone on the Liquid hype train
>if I did I would have gold pickem
why do i do this
daily reminder that all pro players are on Adderal and the Earth is flat
>>148028828
Let me ask you there. Where is the edge of the Earth? Is it the Atlantic Ocean and if so how come people can reach Europe no matter if they go East or West.
>>148029061
I've flown airplanes over the clouds
there wasn't any god there so i'm pretty sure this is bs
>>148029337
So why is it that you can get on a plane or boat and literally go around the world?
>>148029378
these retards are just so convinced theyre right they cant comprehend that there is literally no evidence for their 'theory'
>COLDZERA
He just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
He walks down and insta peeks correct spot, not even checking connector or plant.
>>148029432
what motivates you to post in these threads? i'm genuinely curious
Sk got kicked out of Eleague did you all really expect them not to cheat here?
>trying to defuse through smoke against a team of hackers
lmao
>>148029476
++++++++++
>>148029476
what about his teammates already looking at other corners rofl
>>148029501
>What motivates an attention whore to post
You replying, retard.
>>148029507
>>PLANE not planet
>You've never seen them round except from images from NASA.
Oh, so the planets are enormous floating stickers?
>>148029395
Because gambling is for idiots?
>/csgog/ - flat earth general
Anyone else triggered by people speaking about SK as the best team to ever grace CS:GO? Fnatic, NiP, people act as they are not even on the same level.
>leave americans to me
>>148029432
Are you stupid? The pictures show literally identical continents in terms of shape & size. They're taking at different angles and rotation points in relation to earth. Are you saying each picture should look exactly the same?
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUC23EgVkOM
hey guys im just stuck watching elige in go tv. why can't i move anything or even hit escape to leave?
this flat earth memeing is starting to look too much like le shorts debate
worried
>>148029579
how can NA white boys even compete with the BIG BRAZILLIAN COCK
>>148029543
fuck - i know...
I like how CS:GO has a halftime
makes it feel more like a real sport
>>148029594
I really, really like that picc
>>148029596
open console
type disconnect
press enter
>>148029501
>responding to a literal autist
What the fuck even happened, when did fucking Brazil become the best at CSGO?
Anyone else supporting SK and then France this evening?
SK will not win this, Peacemaker knows everything about Fallen's CT setups.
>NEED A BREAK AFTER 15 ROUNDS
FUCKING HELL ARE CS GO PROS THIS PATHETIC?
DOTA PLAYERS PLAY 80 MIN GAMES DAILY.
the flat earth theory is more believable than the play in this match tbqh
>>148029036
>>148029061
>>148029127
>>148029195
people like you would probably deny the earth is spherical if you were shot into space to see the goddammn thing for yourself
>>148029660
>************************real sport*********************
>>148029645
NA kids come out of the woodwork with their shitposting every time shitquid or shit9 play. Awful threads every time.
>>148029647
>implying it's his gf
this meme needs to die.
>>148029686
They still haven't faced Fnatic. They keep getting free rides to trophies.
>>148029645
I don't know why moot removed IDs a while ago. It was so easy to hide every posts with the same one.
>There are round earth redditors posting itt right now
filth
>>148029692
Need to switch setting on the cheats lmao
>>148029723
ok more so than other esports at least
>>148029596
restart ur game
>>148029352
Dinosaurs lived with man.
They were known as "dragons" and "giant lizards" throughout history.
http://www.genesispark.com/exhibits/evidence/historical/dragons/
TACO webm when???
>>148029635
can you find even one piece of evidence for creationism that isnt the bible?
didnt think so
>>148029683
>what are geodesics?
>>148029635
>he actually unironically believes it and wasn't just baiting
Wew lads
>>148029705
>implying NASA can't put hallucinatory drugs in your space food
stay cucked
NA pro scene is relevant for 1 day and look what happens to csgog
>flat earth general
>>148029689
>supporting cheating favels & niggers hijacking the French team
geez oh man
so we're all gonna ignore this lock?
okay, sure I mean you cant cheat at lan :)
>>148029705
people like him need to be shot into space to die a painful death
>>148029686
they stopped hiding their hacks
>>148029773
It also allows cheating which makes it more akin to real sports.
>>148029705
>t-the joos-I MEAN NASA placed fake images on the glass of my helmet!
>i wonder why all those noobs ITT always complain about hacking
>flat land posting
>people seriously discussing it and giving serious answers
You niggas are just noobs AND dumb.
>>148029462
You can circumnavigate the world on a flat earth.
>>148029689
sorry senpai, TSUUUnaldo to score the winner
>>148029854
>shit player
>using aimlock
nice try
>Shitquid
>>148029854
why didn't he aimlock in 1v1 against fer
>>148029782
MAXIMUM OVERKEK
>What is carbon dating
>Inb4 "freemasons and the illuminati"
>>148029861
Are you retarded the horizon isnt flat there, you can see the curvature, how tiny do you think the earth is
>>148029862
>le epic Anders hype
OUTPLAYED
Why is Liquid so bad at pistols?
HOT RTHEFUCK
DO THEY CHOKE THIS
so obviously aimbotting jesus christ this is disgusting
>>148029837
You should not be allowed on the internet my man, seek help
>those toggles
jesus
>>148029889
you literally can't
>>148029854
What lock? He's a good inch off from the guy at popcorn.
>>148029782
that middle one is pretty neat
SK is cool, calm and collected. You're all just mad because you're being le "ironically far right guy"
>liquid in charge of pistols
>>148029967
entire tournament has been a joke
>>148029854
That's not aim lock you silver.
>>148029990
>from the guy at popcorn.
>guy at popcorn
>popcorn
Im always one to dismiss those hack claims. but i'm starting to believe the ones about SK
>losing round
>toggles aimbot
>gets 3 instant headshots out of the blue
>>148029861
>i've never been outside my mom's sex dungeon: the post
the curvature is plainly visible if you've ever been at sea or in an airplane
This is the least exciting major finale I've ever watched.
why do people cheer on people aim botting?
what the fuck was that round!?
>>148029990
>popcorn
yeah get out e-sports faggot.
>>148030118
guess you didn't watch Cluj
Was fallen on a scout at that round? What the fuck?
>>148029948
hackers get a bigger advantage on pistol rounds than any other since pistols require headshots so much more.
haha, fer with the jumping prefire
>>148030120
Why do you still keep forcing this unfunny meme, faggot?
>>148030130
it was flat you sheeple
>>148030059
Pointless to worry about it. No amount of fishy clips is proof unless a player actually goes spinbotting. Meanwhile events are not really trying to prevent cheating at LAN and if teams are actually cheating online there's literally nothing you can do because the cheats simply don't get caught.
>jump around the entire site
>only properly check the one angle he is actually at
The gamesense is out of this world
>>148030130
>Round
It's flat anon
>monkeys vs team with a slav and guy with polish surname
go Liquid
>>148030226
good one got me to lol :^)
>>148030225
Are you seriously implying they're not toggling?
There are no measures against cheating if they really want to make millions of dollars.
fagg
I used to think everyone was hacking but then I started watching on go tv and realized I was just bad at the game. But it just doesn't make any sense a lot of the stuff sk does
>>148030202
Is that the one with the crazy Na'Vi boosts? I'm not sure I watched it. I've watched all the others starting with Cologne 2014 (GOTY).
fnx is so sexy ugh
>>148030221
ok so how did the earth get created
coldzera is so legit, insane game sense... wish you could just buy that kind of talent
This is favela's map pick,right?
>>148030216
Yeah using a scout helps hide your aimlock
>Grand final is a BO3.
really CSGOtards..?
>our guys best attempt at winning a major
>losing to cheating monkeys
You guys are just as cancerous as twitch chat.
there are literally multiple people ITT posting flat earth images
what the fuck
>>148030234
>no refutation just attacks
kill yourself
>hurr you can't cheat on lan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nCv7PFL8Gw
>>148030348
>cancerous
