fuck the lady edition
>Patch notes
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_1
>FAQs & General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN (embed) (embed) (embed)
>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp
>Total War Warhammer
Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications
>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!
>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)
>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation
old >>147815081
> Tomb Kings still not announced
Reposting >>147976640
>>147977052
Get mad midgets
>>147977492
enjoy not being a real faction
You're my favorite general /twg/
Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?
>>147977735
i would question your taste but I guess the competition isn't very strong anyway
>>147977735
All generals are shit though
G O B L I N S
>>147977338
>>147977617
But they're STILL better then dawi
>T.A Rikelander
Sorry dwarf bro.
>>147977415
They still rape from up front, but they look super unsatisfying doing it. It's also more likely that enemy units will push right past your pikes if enough of them concentrate on the charge.
Vampire chan
>>147976640
>I heard that they got rid of unit collision
You heard wrong
>>147977617
Enjoy not being a real height
>>147978027
If the enemy manages to push through your pikes you're deploying wrong.
>>147978362
NO
SLEEP
TILL BEASTMEN
>>147978874
>Liking the worst fucking army in whfb
I call this one "Feast"
LOOK AT ME
I LIVE IN A TREE
I WANT WOOD ELF DLC
>Playing Vampire Counts
>Empire gets their shit stomped in by the Warriors of Chaos before the Chaos Invasion even starts
>Brettonia gets conveniently wiped out by Mousillion
>Talabecland, Ostermark and Kislev in ruins
>Chaos Invasion is nearly entirely wiped out by Nordland forces
Fuck yeah, looks like an easy game. North and West mostly secured, no real competi-...
>Look to the South and East
>Greenskins have been wiped out
>Dwarves have confederated every minor Dwarven faction
>Everything is blue
>mfw
They just confederated Karak Norn who I was spamming hero actions against. Now, the diplomatic penalty has shifted to the Dwarves which sent their opinion into the negatives. How hard are they going to fuck Manny?
>>147979845
who cares you need to kill dwarfs to win the game anyway
It should pretty much be your first target by the way, going through uncorrupted mountains as VC is the most annoying thing in the entire game
>>147978874
Beastmen would have a pretty cool play style.
>Rely on captured humans to replenish and establish units
>Bring prisoners to herdstones and they all become beastmen
>>147977052
>shows a bunch of dorf getting btfo
>lel frenchies eat dick
I dont get it
Anyone have a good well rounder large fund army comp for the empier ?
Also bonus question who is best wizard and why is it light-wizard-Senpai?
>>147979341
VC has to be the comfiest faction. Every strategy they use is bliss.
>>147980337
Only if chaos corruption is a factor in that. Wouldn't mind having to replenish in the inaccessible forests since Beastie Boys hang out there all the time.
Most prisoners become minotuar/gor food though so it might be a greenskin "eat em" option, which would be ok.
>>147981292
Agreed. Although I'm not sure plopping an undead dragon down in the middle of the enemy and killing half their forces before my own army even gets there counts as much of a strategy.
>>147981569
Beastmen post-battle options
>Rape captives
>Eat captives
>Shit on captives
>>147982063
Realistically its probably
>Eat em
replenishment just like GS
>Slaughter
Leadership Buff
>Sacrifice
Favor (which is undoubtedly their currency)
Unlike WoC who can only replenish on norscans being able to replenish on all should really help keep the train going. In turn probably not get as much from sacrifices (which is true in lore too)
Any of you guys running TW:W on an AMD CPU? I know Intel is better, but I'm on a budget until later. Heard mixed things.
>>147982752
What's the difference between slaughter and sacrifice?
>>147979845
>Playing Vampire Counts
>Kislev has 15 settlements
>Brettoina doing whatever the fuck they want
>Empire BTFO by everyone
>Dwarves still confederate every faction
>Chaos hasn't even arrived
Somehow I got dwarves in a military alliance with me though so we'll take on chaos together if they break through the monster that is Kislev (they won't).
GOBBOS
>>147981292
I like this version better
IF OUR DAIMYO IS TO BECOME SHOGUN
>>147986043
WARBOSS OF ALL DA TRIBES
>>147985764
you would, being underage and all
Will the Dark Elves get their Black Arks?
Guys how do I install mods on a cracked version?
>>147984859
WoC in the game always have the option to either sacrifice or slaughter.
Totally shitting this out but hey its a decent explanation. Sacrificing is more drawn out and ritualistic trying to get the dark gods favor. Slaughtering is just going balls to the wall on bloodlust leading to a high morale frenzy for a bit.
>>147986369
I get the feeling that the Dark Elves may be an amphibious horde faction
>>147986481
>amphibious horde
>has cities
>>147986481
It could work, unless youre High elves you have no reason to go and try to take their cities anyways.
>>147981292
I play VC for the strut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUR-sg5jRBQ
>>147986424
please respong
>>147986424
Show me the link you used so I can pirate it myself and show you
>>147987096
>mods
>cracked version
few things:
1)What mod?
2)What game?
Mods are not all the same and I have no idea because I've been downloading them on steam/using the workshop for years now. Maybe you'll find installation instructions in the twcenter threads and shit but who knows if something will go wrong or not
>>147986990
nice sync
what is a good difficulty to play if I want to have fun? Normal? Hard?
>>147989043
First game hard, then keep going up
>>147987350
>>147987314
It's Rome 2 Emperor Edition, would like to take a shot on Radious and other enhancement mods.
FUCKING GRUDGES. IM DONE. I WIN. FUCK YOU EMPIRE
>>147989367
get the fan made mod launcher from TWC and just manually install the mods and then use the mod launcher to activate them and to launch the game.
>>147989367
>Radious
don't do that to yourself.
D E I
E
I
>>147989043
The game doesn't get much harder on higher difficulty its just more annoying.
post gore
>>147986369
They'd be op.
>>147989830
>>147989830
>'AHRUN DRAYKS
>>147989830
GOBBOS
Can someone post the faction roll for Warhammer please
>>147989830
Do I give Ludgunensis to Suebians as WRE? I have too much shit to handle at the beginning to fight them.
>>147989476
>>147989553
Welp, tried and was expecting the game to tell me to fuck off. It worked but then again I was using some light mods, testing heavy mods next. Thanks guys.
>>147989830
man i gotta whole damn album of gore
>>147989830
>>147989830
PLEASE HELP, just started an orc campaing and can choose between magnamious and blood feud for my first war boss, which should i choose? thinking blood feud
>>147978874
>poo poo
>pee pee
>when is beastmen dlc
>>147993362
rather soon, hopefully
if not by fall then I'll REEE
>>147993821
most likely skaven first bud, or elves
>>147991634
letmetellyouaboutvampires.jpg
>The throng is mustard!
How do I deal with Giants as VC?
Are Blood Knights my only option?
>>147996810
Terrorgeist has a Bonus against Large.
>>147995658
Skaven will be the biggest clusterfuck to implement, what are you going to do just shove them next to Tilea? No room. If they go with the underground idea its going to be a irksome task. Not to mention new skeletons and whacky ass war machines.
Wood Elves could beat them out, High/Dark involves adding a whole new continent, also unlikely to be early.
Beastie Boys are a horde so no city models to worry about, will need new skeletons and animations but nothing too crazy. Chaos faction campaign mechanics are also pretty simple since its all MAIM KILL BURN and no diplomatic options with most of the map outside raping it. Also some units are shared with WoC, boom already done.
>>147978169
After you're long and gone, you will never be raised from the dead by Vampire-chan to serve her every purpose, fight for m'lady's honor, and crack some skulls literally of other skelly bros to gain the attention of Vampire-chan.
>>147992628
Personally I love blood feud.
>>147999196
orcs are not handsome
>>148000602
>>148000696
that's a half-orc
>>148000772
obama is a half nigger
>>148000995
correct
>can't wait to fuck up rat fags as Grimgor, read or watch some of his lore, it's great
>>147998583
But you don't have a dick anymore what's the point? Where's the beef?
SATISFY
H-hello?
Did the Warp swallow everyone?
Ulthuan and Nagaroth will be implemented.
You'll travel there by zones like in Empire.Tomb Kangs never
hey guys...can we discuss TW Arena?
How ded is it?
>>148005171
I hope they implement the northern watch towers in Naggaroth so Chaos can't just stroll down.
>trying to invade Ulthuan
>non stop Kurgan/Hung stacks keep wrecking Ghrond
>>148005326
So dead that you can't even play it anymore.
>>148005451
>defend against chaos incursion to the north
>finally gather a formidable army of druchii
>time to retake Ulthuan
>suddenly attacked by your own ally
>it's your brother
>he's pissed that you made your sister pregnant again
>she's become a Khaine cultist
>Khaine fanatics also attack you
>seek help from Malekith to stop the civil war at this curcial time
>he laughs at you for being a cuck
>morathi rapes you
>meanwhile the Cold Ones get out of their pens and eat all your slaves, economic defecit
>do drugs
>fuck your sister again
>torture some puppies
>cut yourself a bit in despair
>assasinate your own father for political gain
>buy a dwarfskin cloak
>time to invade Ulthuan again
Such is life in the ruling elite of Nagaroth.
Settlement battles in TWW when? I crave killboxes
>>148005451
What are my chances as an empire citizen to get captured and raped by a qt Druchii?
>>148006558
Lower than getting you cock torn off
You guys think they already recorded the voice files for current factions interactions with the unimplemented ones? Wouldnt be cost effective to record them later. They must be tucked away somewhere right?
>>148006247
Just after it gets interesting diplomacy
>>147977773
Never, for Vampire-chan can never be dethroned. Genevieve would be too cute and/or lewd.
>>147996242
what's a throng though ?
>>148006736
Hey it actually has better diplomacy than Attila
AI actually signs peace treaties and gives you money instead of sitting with no armies and saying "eheheh what are you gonna do? conquer me?"
>>148006832
Anachronism for crowd, army
>>148006838
>"eheheh what are you gonna do? conquer me?"
Someone needs to do a montage of the WRE saying this turn 20 with a second picture turn 100 saying "diplomacy was a mistake"
>>148006698
Why would they do such a thing?
>>148007057
For the same reason kids tear wings from butterflies and set plastic bottles on fire over ant hills
Which Total War has the best OST?
>>148007293
rome
>>148007293
S2 easily
Sakura4life
>>148007293
The Witcher
>>148007293
Rome 1 and bi
>>148007293
Atilla, TWW and S2
coincidentally they're the only TW games worth playing
>>148007293
Obviously https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8wnUYJZbo
>>148007293
Rome 1 by far.Medieval 2 is pretty good too.
In the war hammer version can you upgrade your troops gear and shit? Or are all the units same? Also is there more than one kind of siege layout? Been watching jewtube videos and only seen the same castle which is kinda lame.
deader than vampire cunts
>>148008815
visually like in m2?no
Yes,but they are not much different,not that it matters since most of the fighting is near the walls
>>148007293
Attila.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9n83Peu3Wg
>Built in mod manager can only show up to three mods at a time
What kind of retard designed this?
>>148009473
filthy barbar
>>148009092
https://youtu.be/5cvHGoC45w4
How can barbarians even compete ?
>>148010249
Meant to quote
>>148009473
>>148006160
Seriously - who the fuck thought that Warhammer mod for Cuck Kangs 2 was a good idea should be thrown to the bestigors.
Go play Call of Warhammer already, princess.
My mind's gone blank and I want to get my weab on, what's that Shogun overhaul called that has all the varied ashigaru units and a retard huge tech tree.
>>148009778
I want to know what happened to this mod manager. It only doubles that number to six, but it's progress.
>>148010639
I'm assuming the slider on the side doesn't work?
>>148009092
So its just stats? Better than nothing, thanks anon!
What's the comfiest FoTS clan to play?
Playing Chosu at the moment on Hard, literally the opposite of comfy. Was going well until the Satsuma went Shogunate for no reason and I started getting drilled from both sides.
>it's a turkish roaches make butthurt comments under an Attila video episode
>>148011670
Jozai or Aizu.
>>148012162
The worst of the total war fanbase comes from second world countries and insect realms.
>>148011670
>for no reason
Every faction on your borders will pick the side you aren't supporting. It's every bit as frustrating as realm divide.
Why does everybody keep on pretending that Master Engineers aren't already in the game?
Are all of you retarded?
How do I git gud as dwarfs on VH/Leg? At 1½ stack my economy is in ruins, I can't expand outside of Silver Road because Greenskins just throw army after army at me.
And now Grimgore just arrived and spawned a waagh right next to Pillars of Grugni.
>>148013040
You need to be able to win battles at ridiculous odds. Any VH/VH campaign will die a quick death if you're unable to cheese battle mechanics and pull victories out of nowhere.
>>148013135
Well, I did notice that quarellers were ridiculously effective with the Tactician trait and their 10% damage tech. I hope it will be enough to keep the greenskins off my back.
I should probably also build a defensive building in Pillars ASAP?
>>148012734
With Total War we are lucky enough that these people usually cant afford/run it and thanks to denuvo even less scum will be able to run it.
Its the Golden Age of being White on the internet thanks to denuvo.
>>148007293
well out of the ones I played its gotta be:
nappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQiyyXsCo4Y
attila
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vklulHtlDr0
med2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMIK7UY8z4
>>148012162
Why? They didn't even exist until 5 centuries later
>>148013040
>>148013040
build walls everywhere, use quarellers, dwarf campaign is the easiest, because early orcs have 0 armor pen
>>148013242
You need a defensive building in every single region. You lose a lot of options, considering the fact that you're playing with only two slots per town and four per city, but the ability to reliably win defensive sieges outweighs the bonus income. A basic garrison for a level two city watch building should be more than capable of holding off an entire enemy stack, doubly so if you're Empire or Dwarfs with your obscene ranged units.
>>148013242
Go south in the early game. Orcs have no armor piercing damage of any kind outside of characters, black orcs, artillery, and monsters. Even quarellers will be able to win 1:1 against your basic orc melee unit, which means you don't need to spend too much time worrying about babysitting them and can focus on microing your grudge throwers and characters instead.
>Reinforcement bug still not fixed yet
>you will never be a vampire
Why even live?
good sarmatians,masters of the bow and horse
comparable to their parthians brethrens
>>148014107
so you can make an unholy pact with the devil and turn into a vampire? I mean thats what im doing
good sarmatians rewarding visiting arverni with lavish gifts of arrow and javelin on their ranks
>>148007293
RTW no contest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d3biTBKtFs
>>148015161
>there is someone talking about turkey in the comments of that video too
hahaha what the fuck, every single time
why did they change from
>Theme: Total War
to
>Total War: Themeit looks retarded in my steam library
>>148015321
attilla hann türk kral
>>148015384
Total War: Theme is better exactly because all games are grouped in the library
the gauls attained massive losses approaching the main sarmatians line,yet their warriors still advance with confidence in winning
>>148015321
bloody middle easterners cant stop yapping about mundane shit
>>148015740
>middle easterners
Türk are european and white you ignorant american fat burger
>>148015908
>Türk are european and white
>>148015740
dacian falxmen charge upon the barbarians,while archer fire continue to pin them down and the barbarians retreat in total calamity
>>148016149
a victory as crushing as it is decisive
>>148015908
>implying
>>148015908
Turks are from fucking China originally you ape
>Chaos difficulty: Hard
>Empire difficulty: Normal
Did they mix this up?
>>148016706
No because chaos start is pretty damn hard
>>148016706
It's mostly about the start, and there's more ways to fuck up the Chaos start seeing as you lose the campaign if you lose your first horde.
>>148016706
Well those 2 full stacks of Varg and Skaeling that immediately jump on your dick can be pretty hard, most of the time my first few turns is me playing merry go round near the dwarf stronghold while my Chaos Warrior just assaults their units over and over.
Plus its a mixed bag for Chaos a lot of the time. Most of the time all the northern tribes act like children and rape each other instead of going south and Nordland Kislev start marching stacks into the far north.
>>148015981
>>148016452
>>148016483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgh8HrMbI9s
TÜRKS ARE WHITE EUROPEANS
END OF DISCUSSION
How do i deal with Orc Board Boy Big 'Uns?
The outdamage my spear/halberds and my empire knights too.
>>147977052
Are there really peasants in the this thread who don't fight for mah Lady? *slight tip of my helmet*
btw. Are the Bretonnians not basically pawns for the wood elves?
>>148004547
Why aren't there undead Dawi?
>>148017854
Shoot them with crossbows until they fuck off.
>>148017887
because we got Chaos Dawi - the most magnificent of all.
>>148007293
Shogun 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6BY2GFilng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2OjHvZO83Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZESc67oxoAg
Anyway to change the color of the formation preview?
its impossible to see how my guys are lining up against the white snow
>>148017865
>Are the Bretonnians not basically pawns for the wood elves?
No, they're pawns of one pagan elf goddess
Wood elves are too disorganized to give a fuck
Tell me /twg/, I want to get some minor mods because I'm getting a little frustrated. Stuff like having some extra movement range in my own provinces so I can actually catch those little shits raiding my shit. Probably also the the extra skill points for legendary lords, because I want to play around with some nice, but objectively less usefull skills.
Are mods savegame compatible? And how do they affect multiplayer campaigns, will I have to disable them every time we go to play coop?
>The Peasants Duty
“...Thou shalt give unto thine glorious liege
the taxes that he requires
Thou shalt labour all but feast days,
And no more than a tenth-share
shall you keep for kith And kin.
Rejoice! For a knight of Bretonnia
provides your shield...”
Wonder if we get to see Virtues?
The magic spells of Bretonnia are also fairly interessting.
>"3. Beguilement of Blondel Cast on 9+
The Damsel entrances the enemies around her with visions of verdant meadows full of wild flower and beautiful maidens, or whatever alternative paradise exists in their imagination. They may even believe they have already been slain in battle and gone to heaven."
Wonder what kind of paradise orcs have?
>>148018558
>orc thinks it has gone to paradise
>orc paradise is an eternal battle
>spell has no apparent effect
>>148018558
>Orcs paradise is even bigger carnage
>It fights harder now
>>148018558
Endless fields ofstunties to stomp
>no mod to replace roman spy in Attila with R2 version
I mean, how hard would it be to make?
>>148019293
anon, I think you're an autism...
spartans,the bravest of the brave
>>148019685
yet the romans were bolder
New TWW content when?
>>148019952
I'm surprised they didnt come up with dwarven cavalry yet.
Do any of you use mods for warhammer? I've been browsing the available mods for a bit but some of them look dubious at best, like the radious one which seems to change too much shit for my tastes. Any reccomendations for good ones?
>>148019998
There's a mod for it don't worry, it gives them gryphon riders too (with the gryphons still having Sigmar insignia on it).
>>148019952
Or for fuck sake.
>>148019908
January.
>>148019952
THIS NEEDS TO STOP
>>148019952
Still not as bad as Black Arrer Boyz
Should I just send Louen on a crusade to burn the Norscan lands before they grow strong, or are they already at their invasion strength?
>when you start as WRE
Are there any other worthwhile submods for TATW besides MOS and DaC? or should I just stick to one of those?
>>148020649
Scratch that, Artois declared war on my ally, so I now have an excuse to expand militarily
>>148020826
sauce?
How many elves live in Bretonnia? How much of the court do the elves control?
I think I may suck at this game.
>send yari samurais to burn down the door instead of ashigarus
>got bottleneck'd, with my numeric superiority negated
>only when the battle wsa almost over, I had the idea of burning another to send my samurais to get the enemy in a pincer attack
I suck so fucking much at this game.
>>148020956
Charging in with hundreds of horses from both sides is fucking brutal; All but the lord were shattered within the first 15 seconds
>>148021316
Why burn down gates if all of your men are spidermen?
Pincer. Some burn gate, some climb walls
>>148021427
I wanted to send the ashigarus first since the samurais were weakened, and I wanted to avoid climbing walls since it always kills 75% of my troops.
>>148020072
Home Region Movement
Legendary Lord Unique Start Pos
No Agressive Agents
>>148021316
>whitey is coming prepare to get civilised.
>>148020208
The fuck are we supposed to do till then?
What will it be even? Please no Bretonia.
>>148021578
Forgot pic.
>>148021684
>portuguese
>white
Aren't they muslims or something?
>>148019952
Lets see how deep the rabbit hole goes...
>>148021714
WHY
W H Y
>>148021535
Thanks sempai. Appreciate it.
I also saw this one that gives your lords extra points from level 10 onwards. It seems neat, but it also gives them to enemy lords, and I'm not sure I want fucking grimgor to become even more of a tank.
>>148004547
"This is a terrible grudge-For it is a terrible play" Kek
>>148021427
>>148021578
Also, while I'm here, the generals in Shogun 2 all have a skill, regroupement or something that plants a flag in the ground.
I thought retreating units would rally to it, but they all left the battlefield, so what is it for?
>>148020649
They don't start at their invasion strength but have a shitton of income and settlements.
It's doable if a bit annoying to raze everything.
>>148021879
Does S2 even have two stages of routing? I dont remeber.
I thought it was for the first stage, when the unit is fleeing, but still has a chance to come back into the fray. The 2nd stage is Shattered and the unit just leaves the battlefield and you cant do shit about it.
>>148020649
>L'anguille
>naming a castle after a fish
At least Artois really existed. Robert d'Artois literally caused a war between superior France master race and filthy britbongs inbred just out of spite because he got despoiled.
>>148022061
>/his/fag getting mad about trivial things
>>148022032
There's routing, when they run away, and retreating, when you're the one ordering them to move.
And yeah, there's also shattered, but I didn't remember the name. I'm not playing in English, so things are a bit different.
Also, probably a dumb question that has been asked over and over again, but what with these things? I know they're here to protect from arrows, but they must be pretty heavy.
And they look silly. They remind me of that one boss in Clive Barker's Undying.
>>148022032
Yes.
>>148022309
IIRC, they're just pieces of silk cloth or something, so they barely have weight at all. THe idea was to catch the arrow as it comes in, after which the cloth wraps around it, slowing it down so it that it lacks the speed to penetrate once it actually gets to the person.
Or something like that, it's been a while since I read up on it.
>>148022309
Flying Heavy Samurai Sword Cavalry (Balloons)
>>148022309
A big silk balloon, probably not even heavier than a regular balloon at that size.
>>148022410
I thought silks was damn rare and expensive back in the days? I hope it was really useful, because it looks like it only protects the guy's back.
And given how Japanese go on and on about >muh honour, I'm surprised they actually protect their back.
>>148022623
It's mostly a ceremonial piece.
>>148022309
It's called a horo. It's a cloth cloak that's tied in such a way to make it inflate as the horse is galloping. In the Sengoku Jidai, the fashion was to wear a horo with a bamboo frame inside to make it seem permanently inflated, which is the kind you see in game.
Ultimately all they did was identify the wearer as either a messenger or a person of importance, which is why they're only seen on general units. There are apocryphal references to them being used to block arrows from the sides and rear but they really wouldn't do anything at all in that scenario.
Hosokawa Yusai is recorded as saying "When taking the head of a horo warrior, wrap it in the silk of the horo.". If you saw someone wearing one they were hot shit and killing them was a genuine achievement.
>>148022678
>>148022760
Haaaaa, okay. That makes a lot of sense, actually.
Since everyone is talking about Shogun, could anyone explain how I'm supposed to play RotS? There are no fortifications, everyone sucks, and I think I'm supposed to use agents more than I did in Shogun 2 or something.
>tfw doing the Lady's bidding
>Fight two super intense battles against Artois
>Ally, who called me into this war, finally joins the fray, ready to swoop in and take the castle behind my back
This is going into the book of grudges,if I had one
>>148023114
You shouldn't play it. It's one of the worst titles in the series. To this day I have no idea why it was made.
>>148023278
>tfw doing the Elf's* bidding
Have you been to the Crypt Gym today to get your gains?
>>148023319Too late.
>>148023114
>There are no fortifications
Upgrade your castles
>everyone sucks
Upgrade your troops
>and I think I'm supposed to use agents more than I did in Shogun 2 or something
You can but it's not strictly required
Basically you have to go up the chain before you can cheese sieges and you have no crazy cost efficient militia since this time they're really shit
>>148023389
mirin tbqh
>>148023389
No gym, bro. Just lotsa nec'roids.
>>148023389
I might not be as ripped as those guys, but at least I have a dick.
Checkmate vampires.
>>148023868
Absolutely barbaric
>>148013358
I am a poo in loo lander and I am playing TW:WH. There is nothing you can do about it :^)
>>148023307
what mods are you using anon?
>>148024094
What faction does India play? I'm guessing Greenskin for immersion.
Do you reveal your Total War powerlevel in the public, /twg?
>>148023389
With those traps I'm calling both roids and synthol.
>>148024214
I use hammer and anvil in every situation possible.
>>148024231
Naught but Oats from our Haunted Mills
>>148024214
every time I succeed in anything I yell out
>ROME HAS CONQUERED
and also this >>148024267
>>148024150
A fuckton. Most important is Prater's Bretonnia
>>148024214
I usually wear a black Shogun 2 hoodie.
Did they fix towers in siege battles or do they still completely murder half of your army unless you cheese them?
>>148024214
I sometimes yell "CHAAAAAAARGE" and attack heathens.
>>148024214
I hammer and anvil myboyfriendevery night.
>>148024214
I sometimes end trade agreements with my co-workers for absolutely no fucking reason.
>>148024214
The UK surely did :^)
I expect them to start saying "Please do not attack - Accept or we will attack" soon.
