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>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>147850594
>>147921948
yeah, it died down
miss it desu
>>147921920
it died, these days if u dont jumbo hack u dont stand a fucken chance, microhacking is a relic of a more innocent age
First for Favelas and Vape Nation
I missed when pros at least use to hide their hacks
Friendly reminder that Virtus.Blow will never win a major again :)
>>/reddit/
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>147921936
who /reddit/ here ?
thorin is the best guys Xd
i hoping for a finals nip vs vp
Please VP destroy the monkeys
>no jumping hacks
lmaoooooooooo
lmao that jump hgahahahahahahahahaha haHA
xth for when you accidently toggle so hard and ace the other team
the fun part of these tournaments for me was imagining that players actually could get that good at the game and play at that skill level, these days the scripts push the hacks so far that you can't even tell there are humans at the computer anymore
MISSED
A
FUCKING
JUMP
AHAH
still need to piss
>BR JUMPS
>>147922018
why are you posting Artosis
MISSED JUMP
>>147922029
>retarded anime deludes himself into thinking he's good
teehee
Virtus Plow!
Have you prepped your Brazilian bull, /csgog/?
>tfw need all 3 picks for gold trophy
>tfw picked SK and fnatic
if there is an upset today i'm necking myself
>be monkey ape nigger
>cant even jump
can you be any more useless?
>COLDZERA CHOKING
MILF WEBM WHERE
bg lol
>>147922126
yeah, just gave it a double ration of bananas
ITS NEO AGAIN
MONKEYS BTFO
good
FUCK YEAH
gg
FILHO DA PUTAAAAAAAAA!
BACK
TO
THE
FUCKING
FAVELA
FUCKING
CHEATING
MONKEYS
AHAHAHAHAH
COLD YOU JUST HAD TO TOGGLE ;_:
>Best player in the world right now
People believe this?
VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP VP
NEO
THE
GOAT
>mfw an anon told me SK will 2-0 when I told him VP would take at least 1 map
If you are here and are reading this, kys senpai
Boy, Byali nearly blew it there.
HOW MUCH
O
W
M
U
C
H
fuck off back to your favelas you faggots
>favelas in charge of clutching
NEO THE CHOSEN ONE
NEO THE GOD
N E O
E
O
SLAVS TAKING OUT THE SUBHUMAN MONKEY TRASH!
EVERYTHING
bg
>>147922270
He IS the best player in the world. His hacks are fucking clear as day.
JEDZIEMY KURWAAA Z PEDALAMI
ROZRZUCIC ICH JAK GNOJ PO POLU
VP VP VP VP VP
>the favela of SK gaming
NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>MONKEYS ON SUICIDE WATCH
FAVELAS REKT AT THEIR OWN MAP HAHAH
NICE HACKS SLAVSHITs
>NICE HACKS SLAVSHITs
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SHES BACK
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS
>>147922268
he did
YES VP KICK THOSE CHEATING MONKEYS ALREADY
>favela toggle didnt work against the plow
lmao
i really enjoy how they avoid showing the BRs in game play view to hide their cheats
all these racists
wow i hate /csgog/ now
WHY WONT THESE OLD MEN GO AWAY AND LET ME GET MY GOLD PICKEM TROPHY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEO
N
E
BOW DOWN SHIT SKINS
yo for real though what do you think these tournaments would look like without any players allowed to cheat
>>147922382
shes paid by fnatic mate
>>147922451
Hello newfriend
>>147922443
they're trying, but they're not succeeding
>>147922485
NIP/VP ez
>>147922451
Fuck you, fag. I'm brazilian and i come here just to shitpost. Nothing wrong with this.
>>147922412
>tries to mock toggling monkeys
>posts a proven cheater
lelmfmao
THAT NAME AGAIN
IS MR. PLOW!
>>147922485
sk wins ez
NEO is the chosen ONE
>>147922471
>WHY WONT THESE OLD MEN GO AWAY
Did you vote Remain? :^)
BASED POLAND
>BASED POLAND
BASED POLAND
>BASED POLAND
REMOVE FAVELAS
>REMOVE FAVELAS
REMOVE FAVELAS
>REMOVE FAVELAS
NEO GOD
>NEO GOD
NEO GOD
>NEO GOD
AVENGE AMERICA
>AVENGE AMERICA
AVENGE AMERICA
>AVENGE AMERICA
>>147922485
Cheating on lan is a meme dumbass
this hate of yanko in chat is triggering me so hard
All in Liquid, trust me guys.
cold literally lost cobble because of fucking awp
guys i betted on the brs
>>147922485
NIP/VP
only 1.6 teams don't cheat
>>147922636
>this hate
It's a meme dude.
No one hates him
>>147922636
he's just so fucking ResidentSleeper
talks like he's got down syndrome
VP FUCK YEA
THE ARENA IS GOING NUTS
>500k viewers
ded game
>VP VS LIQUID FINALS
HOLYYYYYYYYSHIIIIIIIIIT
>>147922539
Dont even know what the fuck your talking about, this muslim's laugh is golden
>lelmfmao
you think that what you typed is cool, but the only thing it does is making wonder if it is illegal for you to browse this site
>>147922738
>fnatic losing to NA
na.... lmfao
>>147922640
SK vs Liquid is a final i'd like to see.
>>147922690
LOL
vp are so blatant this lan
>>147922738
nas fags no chance vs VIRTOOOS PROOOOO
>>147922738
>VP VS FNATIC FINALS
4th for our guys imminent
>>147922636
>>147922712
Don't bully based Janko pls
>>147922634
>meme
The rumors have been around for years, but no-one have ratted anyone out yet. Hacking on LAN is easy as fuck on Source.
>>147922752
#DESTROYED
>>147922752
>uninformed cunt trying to act smug
literally LMFAMALOLING @ your lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaUBtvAOJZk
webm of the jump?
Hey guys, do they hold consolation rounds for 3rd and 4th?
>slav monkeys vs jungle monkeys
in the end, everyone loses
SK will win, r-right? of course..
sk is gonna stomp on nuke
>>147923074
>nuke
>mirage
I doubt it.
>>147922940
nope
see pic
>>147923074
Let's be honest here. They will.
They weren't putting too much of a teamwork there, and this is the only reason they lost. They will pull their shit together for 2nd and 3rd map.
>polaks
>favelas
>oink
>le fatman
Sigh, if only our guy SAM "DAZED" MARINE is here. #freeDaZeD
>gog falling for the 2-1 sk > vp script
everytime :)
the slavs won't save ur skines
The VP golden age has returned lads
>flusha getting BTFO
>>147923212
Yep. And LG is undefeated on mirage except for the c9 game which was scripted for eleague
>>147923251
>jews
>cuckler on analyst desk
I hate this dumb nigger
>>147923251
>steel is on the verge of suicide
>DaZed is slowly, but surely giving up
>Rest of ex-iBP have faded into obscurity
Seeing steel depressed is a pleasure i can't express through words.
are tattoos worth getting? this looks pretty badass
>>147923121
Alright thanks, unusually helpful anon.
>>147923368
>this looks pretty badass
Are you 12?
>>147923368
only id ur a jobless mofo :^)
>drunk as fuck pole
KUUUUUURWAAAAAAAAAA
Polish fans are the best.
>nuke
Valves lates brain fart is a fucking atrocious map. Why hasn't it been redesigned yet.
its not the same without O.J. Borg
respeck
>polish corner
>full of drunk people
LIKE POETRY
I
K
E
P
O
E
T
R
Y
>REZPEK DEM DEY ARR NAIZ GAIZ
>FAVELA CARALHO
FAVELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AQUI É FAVELA CA RALHO
>>147923368
literally skin vaping
RESPECT BRAZIL
Cringe overload
FAVELA
lmao
>>147923368
Nope. they're degenerate.
CSGO has officially achieved hooligan status.
I love it.
>CARALHO FAVELA
>>147923352
>steel is on the verge of suicide
Wasn't he going to be a "professional" in the "competitive" overwatch scene?LoL
>drunk kurwa
>mad favela
10/10 best interview ever
FAVELA
>>147923352
Steel is pretty funny
Dazed though is a fucking psychopath
FAVELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>147923368
>getting the inked jew
>>147923368
Yeah if you wish to stay alive in favelas, otherwise no.
FAVELAAAAAAAA
thank fuck for shutting the cringy faggot up
Why does VP suck so much online but they're beasts offline?
>>147923368
lmao
lurpis mentioned
PROS
DONT
FAKE
>pasha
PASHA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA
PASHA
lel
HAHAHAHA PASHA
>pasha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A
A
H
H
AH
AH
AH
lmao csgo
WOW PASHA
JUST FUCKING WOW
oh now that is fucking up badly
Pasha is back
HOW HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BOT PashaBiceps
>caption this image
>Papito
Pls no
>memeceps
https://youtu.be/GUwf16ZBdNI
>POOPSHA
MEME CEPS MEMEMEEMEMEMMEMEMEME
HAHAHAHA KURWWAWAWAWA
Someone on VP always shits the bed round by round. Pasha this round. Seriously wtf.
>>147923812
he faked
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
BOT PASHA
>>147921936
>that rng
what a joke
>rngo
PASHA HAHAHA
>>147923869
thanks f@m
>>147923864
That's not me, stop posting it.
>people will act like that was pasha's fault and not the fault of the glock being so shit
>>147923897
pasha is and has been seriously shit in this game for a long time. Don't be a fucking retard and blame it on RNG.
>>147923963
>>147923869
Is this is same milf that was in the crowd?
with plays like that the brazilians could toggle off and still win
>>147923864
>>147923963
who is that supposed to be
>>147923976
glock is shit but he flubbed the headshot hard
>>147923976
>tfw valve adjusting each "pros" rng round by round to make it entertaining
>>147924010
>crosshair over the player
>multiple bullets miss
>>147923976
polish 12-year old detected
How much :)
>>147923976
(you)
Is 1.6 generally considered better than GO?
>>147924047
lurk moar
>>147923976
The first bullet headshot is still there.
>not just shooting the cunt in the head
>>147923976
He peeked and he had his back turned. That was textbook headshot.
>>147923976
Got a lot of fish with that bait.
Is VP choking?
>>147924121
LMAOING
at people blaming rng that was horrible shooting
gg i hope you're proud of yourself pasha
>>147924208
yes
>>147924175
>faggot cheering like he outplayed him
Fer trained his AK skillz shooting at BOPE.
great choice of map vp!
Are you cuties ready for that sweet and sour 16-0?
Bow down to your Brazilian superiors.
>>147924121
>>147924175
rng fags on suicide watch
cold was crouching and standing up to avoid getting headshotted, not saying pasha didnt fuck up but lets see you faggots hit that shot
>>147924086
watch
>>147924121
He sprays like a fucking idiot rather than tapping-
Face the fact that pasha is a meme player.
>>147924086
that's how glocks work at more than 5m
>>147924208
>lose 4 rounds on nuke t side
oh lord the end times are nigh
>>147924279
You mean 15-0 then 15-15 after the half
SK giving me those tasty fantasy team points :3
good night slavs
back to back 16-0s incoming
VP aren't hitting shit
>>147924302
maybe he shouldnt have jiggled back and just went for the kill
But it happens to anyone when they're stressed I guess
Also is the ump entering the meta again?
what the fuck
16-0 soon
>Just having a bad streak of T rounds
>T-Technical pause
Are we supposed to buy into this shit? lmfao
>BRs so mad they literally started to aimbot
lmao this is so fucking sad
i want pasha to punch me in the face
>>147924390
absolutely, he played it very smart up until that point
>>147924302
>trying this hard to defend the most shit pro in the scene
>>147923352
they both make more money from streaming
kys reddit
fucking pasha
>>147924423
What? It's a tactical pause.
virtus shit think they're better than F3 at nuke el em a o
>>147924423
TACTICAL pause (you) stupid faggot
>taking a pause mid-match just to yell at pasha
spoilers: monkeys win 2-1
source: i wrote this episode :)
Yes, fags. Line up to get shot by the CS God.
Brazilians also have the liberation gene.
>>147924121
this one will stick:^)
>>147924423
retard
>>147924302
>lets see you faggots hit that shot
laughiinngi onut loudul llololloloo
How do any of you support SK over VP, I dont understand it, why are you all against the underdogs and for the lying backstabbing retards, its not even a nationality thing
any ausfags staying up all night, im so fucking tired but liquid vs fnatic wil be so good
watch me suck at csgo right now
twitch dot tv/dcsh60
>>147924582
here
my gf just left me for some other dude so this will take my mind off it
>>147924476
>>147924481
>>147924534
fuck u, sadokist said it's "technical"
>>147924597
>playan vidya when esports™ is on
>>147924597
pasha pls
>watching a nobody when the majors are on
>>147924467
haha relax man :) Browsing both boards is normal
>>147924559
>>147924465
literally will find and beat you up irl if you dont stfu and act stop acting like ur better than papa
also VP coming back now get shit on
GOD TAZ GOING HUGE
FAVELAFAGS BTFO
>>147924637
dumb cuckposter
>>147924647
he said he was guessing, idiot
learn english retard
>>147924647
god nuke is such a shit map
>>147924683
>papa
lmao bring it cunt i WILL put you in the fucking ground
Nuke is a such a good map.
>>147924647
you aren't allowed to talk during techs now anyway. navi famously abused the fuck out of that loophole
Now liberating: Poland.
Next liberation: America.
There are no brakes on the liberating train.
>>147924582
nope
wtf VP adderall running off?
haha
>>147924810
'unzips katana*bring it,kiddo...
>pasha and now taz fucking up getting a simple kill
>taz doing a pasha
>>147924832
all teams did it lol
>>147924713
I did learn english, the kind of english that your mom squealed when I was pounding her
>that uncontrollable ak spray
>so uncontrollable not even pro players can secure a mid range kill
god this game is fucking trash
are valve ever going to fix this shit?
do i get to win a crate if i'm watching it trough steam(but not ingame)
>Swedish Kings
>Brazilians
Ummmm gotards?
