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>138 memes late
reminder to stay hydrated
>138 posts late
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOD DAMN TRANNIES?!
Remove Weeabean.
glitchless*
*except for the glitches that are in the run
Edomeme just had to get one last screech in before she left
>>147884572
gdq events are quite literally a safe space
>this autistic bitch screaming
please get her off the donation mic
SHE'S GONE
>>147884576
Need crotch pics
The TAS block looks hard to fuck up this time around.
Do you think it will be good this year?
GOOD RIDDANCE
Why's Cosmo not there?
That Pikmin shirt would actually make a nice poster.
so many literal nobodies
what a great start
>$20k in 6 hours
>then $60k in 2 hours
Anonymous sure is generous!
>>147884809
Cosmo is dead m8
>>147884521
what is a fat black drag queen doing at SGDQ?
>4 hours
>speedrun
god damn it, this is the fucking garbage I wake up to. Every fucking year we have a fucking 3+ hour zelda game shitting up the marathon. WHY. WHY WHY WHY. Why not have more good games that are fast?
>deliberately fucking going slower
GOD DAMN THIS SHIT IS FUCKING STUPID.
simply eric
Cosmo not running this is so wrong
>glitchless any%
>over 3 hours
welcome to games done at a decent pace 2016
>3:45:00
so when is zfg's run? surely they got the best oot speedrunner for this speedrun event.
Is this run any good?
It's almost 4 hours so I have my doubts.
Why isn't Narcissa running this? She's so good.
Glad to see in they brought the real Cosmo.
>blatant fake donations
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/21538/sgdq2016?comments
Isn't OoT 100% like a 4 hour run?
Why are we watching any%
>>147885023
it does glitch runs doesn't it?
>de awkward pie stance
torje is my waifu
>>147885118
holy shit the dong on the guy 2nd from right
>>147885118
Is pie getting swole? He looks big here
>glitch""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""less"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>147885023
Cosmo is running in Twitch chat.
>arbitrary decisions on what is and what isn't a glitch
simply ebin
>people being butthurt over how other people play video games
Mercy kill this shit
>not doing the 18min run
why
>>147885185
If by swole you mean fat, then yes
>>147885118
Hiding a stream big boner
>de choke
>>147885263
All the categories are arbitrary
>>147885185
chikin legs
>de tits
>>147885415
Holy shit, that gyno
>>147885459
Looks like he's just skinnyfat, not actual gyno to me
>4h run
>speedrun
>>147885415
i want to touch
>Glitchless
>using power crouch stab glitch
>Glitchless
>>147885351
Because its shit and everyone has seen it. This is new.
>>147885415
>ywn squeeze them
What ever happened to peaches?
a n o n y m o u s
>(hipsterd0g) @NarcissaWright, EleGiggle fukin degenerate
>>147884898
>4hours
>not a speedrun
You dense fucking idiot obviously dont know the definition of "speed run". If a game takes 10000 hours on a casual playthrough, but you beat it in 100 hours, wouldnt you consider that "fast"?
>quite a few anonymous donations here
I wonder why that could be?
all these ""anonymous"" donations suddenly
>>147885621
typing of the dead run later
just rename it "non game breaking any%"
>2 anonymous 4 digit donations back to back
could at least try to hide the padding, gqd.
xD
how boring is this 3 hour run
>>147885621
?
hes on the schedule
>>147885603
in what world is a glitchless playthrough of OOT new
>>147885692
no hard tricks cuz im bad %
How did this "anonymous donations are donations from GDQ itself" meme get started? Maybe some people just don't want their name read out loud to thousands of people?
What are some games with more arbitrary categories than OoT
>>147885364
>>147885184
i would cover my dick in embarrassment with that freakin monster hanging out over there too
WHO'S HYPE FOR A FOUR HOUR SPEED RUN?
>metronome
we TAS now
>>147885769
>their names
>oh hey everyone knows JoeBob4452
why is every speedrunner autistic?
>>147884536
it was really cool seeing this
i like these weird, "bad" games that a lot of people wouldn't think to speedrun, or wouldn't think are worth the effort
>>147885769
Because it's always really generic donation messages and always 1k+
I'm not sure what the correct term for it in a donation drive but with auctions it's called shill bidding.
>>147885769
I actually donate as "anonymous".
4h of choke and this has never happen before
>>147885884
autistic people focus on one thing to get really good at and speedruning games involves sinking several hours into a single thing
"""""""GLITCHLESS"""""""
>>147885552
a literal whore
Ok, that was pretty neat.
>>147886006
>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.
>glitchless
>>147885769
They always congratulate the staff or encourage people to donate more.
>>147886006
>he keeps spamming HeyGuys
He's literally swimming in the ego of a man who died.
>>147885351
/v/reddit migrant detected
>>147885553
in order to ban pcs you have to also ban crouch stabs which is not a glitch
>>147885752
since the rule changes last year to allow the damage boost in jabu which skips the miniboss, and now savewarping is allowed, which isn't considered a glitch by anyone
>>147886006
What did you do?
>that owl
HE HAS A NAME YOU FUCKING GLITCH MEMER
stop bullying Kaepora Gaebora
I don't get this category
>40k for this
Tired of these weebs gimping themselves and making runs hours on end
I wasn't aware half of /srg/ doesn't know what the definition of a glitch is.
STOP BEING EDOBEAN YOU FUCKING HARPY
>4 hours
why
>>147886347
the runner looks like PieLieDie
>tfw get back from a friend's house
>forgot I still had SGDQ on
>hear HEY LISTEN from my headphones
>Edobean was talking afterwards
Did I just miss out on something painful?
>>147886464
Half of "/srg/" are ignorant faggots from /v/ at the moment.
>>147886347
nice couch groupies
>>147886392
The 40 grand wasn't for OoT Glitchless. It was for a glitch exhibition AFTER this run. Do you even pay attention?
>>147886464
I wasnt aware half of /srg/ doesnt know what the definition of a speedrun is.
>>147886479
>>147884980
>>147884972
>>147884898
/v/ please fuck off.
>>147886490
Based deetwogee.
>>147886006
>>147886635
rello heddit
>>147886347
Blue eyed demon standing in the crowd
>>147886512
You realize that srg off-marathon is one faggot posting about squid and headcrab all day and night right? With a little bit of the regular vc bait peppered in. Oh right, don't forget when nkr wakes up and starts reposting shit from pol.
>>147886716
yeah and it's great
>>147885118
Why is there one guy with a semi and two other people hiding their boners? What the fuck were they up to?
>>147886635
saying time estimate makes you /v/
>>147886671
the fuck am I looking for
>>147886809
Just felt like posting it.
>>147886635
speedruns have to be less than 1 hour or it's not really speed
>>147885415
how does he have the body of an average guy but the manboobs of an obese person?
Define a glitchless run of this game
Too much grey area
>>147886887
Only some glitches.
>>147886887
I wonder if it includes hidden hookshot spots.
>>147886831
>less than 1 hour or it's not fast
just get out
>>147886887
I'm guessing glitches that completely skip entire levels are not allowed, but movement/just talking skips are allowed.
>>147884756
is this a grill or boy
>>147887049
it's a soda
>cucked is a banned word in the chat
>skillless 100%
where's muh nigga ZFG?
>>147886887
too long to post. these are the actual rules
http://pastebin.com/jci6d303
>>147887049
don't get caught up in silly things like that, instead ask yourself more important questions like would or wouldn't smash
>>147886887
they should just call it no major glitches
calling it "glitchless" when you do them every 10 minutes is fucking dumb
>glitchless*
>*escxept for that one ;)
>*and that one XD
>>147887282
>Banned:
>skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
The fuck?
>>147887009
>long runs are exciting, i cut my run from 6 hours to 4 hours
autism confirmed
>abusing death to skip cutscene not allowed
>abusing room transition to skip cutscene is totally okay
Absolutely retarded
>>147887263
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted
Yeah no, this is autists crying hard enough that they added a grey area that never existed.
I'd bet anything it's because they didn't want to play the game properly but didn't want to do the dumb 20 minute glitch run
>>147885415
What the fuck? Is this person transitioning?
>>147886679
>>147886808
Fucking faggots read
>>147886831
and tell me Im wrong.
>3 hours and 45 fucking minutes
>"speedrun"
>>147887282
but megaflips, superslides, isg are not major glitches.
>>147887468
>I'd bet anything it's because they didn't want to play the game properly but didn't want to do the dumb 20 minute glitch run
except for the other categories shorter than glitchless that complete every dungeon, you mean?
>typing cosmo now gets you a perma ban
KEK
and his emote got removed too
>>147887413
no, this run is too long
but for example dark souls 2 all bosses is about 2hours 30 minutes and seeing as it has 42 or so bosses that is fine
saying something isnt a speedrun if it isnt under 1 hour is ridiculous
>>147887536
some people just have titties m8
>>147887631
Why though?
>>147887713
Special privileges.
>>147887604
>le "glitches aren't a legitimate part of the game" meme
>>147887713
he shoveled estrogen down his throat and then asked twitch to remove it probably
>>147887713
Because dead-naming should be punishable by death
>>147887713T H E F E A R
>>147887630
fine with me, I'd prefer forget cosmo
"narcissa" is annoying and just something to shitpost about. there's never anything new it's just LOOK AT HOW FUCKED UP COSMO IS
It's more sad than anything
my mind wanders
WinWaker
Treat Narcissa with respect and tolerance or you will be brought to justice.
It's simple. Just don't be an asshole.
Do not expect your transphobia and bigotry to be accepted in our space.
>>147887631
well you're half-right
I tested it and got banned for an hour
>>147885769
They disproportionately start appearing during the final days and donate very large amounts when they are under target
>>147887860
hold up, what does my post have to do with cosmo? his run is #5 now and hasn't run the game in 2 years. completely irrelevant
Put trigger warnings in your shitposts thanks
>>147887631
>and his emote got removed too
truly the end of an era
>>147888030
Trannies should be locked up in mental institutions
>>147888091
>>147888090
meant to reply to >>147887631
cosmo fading into history is the best for everyone imo
>haha you assfucked my childhood! Well played sir xP
Let it end.
>>147888030
Your space is not here tranny, back to discord you go
>>147888264
WutFace
Is there a minimal a-press run at these events?
>>147888196
oh cosmo, what did adrian do to you...
>>147888252
I will never get that meme
What part of watching a speedrun "ruins" someones childhood?
>>147888352
You think it's a game?
>>147888030
>brought to justice
Having a laugh here.
>>147887263
cheers
>>147888368
something i perceived as an ignorant child is untrue!
childhood. ruined.
simply. epic.
>chat can't write cucco without getting banned
>>147888352
God I wish. Replace the tasbot with Pannenkoek.
>>147888108
speedrunning is a officially dead
>>147887631
>>147887713
You get an hour ban if you type WinWaker
reminder that dannyb made an epic drama pastebin about how ess adapter should be banned yet he plays on a fake emulated version of the game on a hacked wii with a pirated version of the japanese eshop game while using a controller adapter to map the input back to an n64 controller which by definition modifies the analog stick range using the same circuit design (from the same canadian guy) as the ess adapter
>>147888030
Are you this guy
why are there so many literal whos there?
where's duke and bene?
>chanting "mweep"
time to buy some rope I guess
>>147888448
succo
>>147888665
>guy
czech your ziz privil edges
>>147888665
>2 year tranniversary
>dildo in background
>>147888665
that's a girl
>>147888638
dude speedrunning is just a silly hobby bro
haha
"world records" dont even mean shit
stop taking everything so seriously smoke some weed and chill xD
>>147888665
purge
>>147888446
They should just remove the option to include a comment with your donation.
WAIFO
>>147888665
how big is that dildo
>speedrunning a puzzle
>>147888638
and here i am thinking mega man speedruns are autistic
>>147888030
you have to go back
Wow jumping across that gap that is larger than Link is actually able to jump is a cool feature of this video game!
Why the fuck is there so much degeneracy in the Nintendo speedrun cliques?
What is it about Nintendo speedgames that attract so many freaks?
>>147889143
CHILDHOOD RUINED
>>147889154
Did you not see the Bethesda block yesterday?
>>147889154
there is literally nothing wrong with jethro and dannyb
ANONYMOUS
>5000 anonymous donation
>>147887837
>>147887845
That shit doesn't make sense, there WAS a person named Cosmo even if you believe he no longer exists. The past is still a thing you're allowed to talk about.
>$5000 """"""anonymous""""""" """""""""""""donation"""""""" followed by another 1k """""""""""donation""""""""""""""
>5k anon donation
>1k anon donation
They are not even trying to hide it
>$6000 anon buckos
wew
>>147889154
Loads of people played ninty games, which means a bigger pool of people who are likely to be autistic enough to speedrun games, which means a bigger pool of people who are likely to be complete degenerates.
>5000 + 1000 dollarydoo donations
at least they have deep pockets
>>147889352
Could you elaborate this community joke for me please?
>>147889323
>>147889339
>>147889341
>>147889352
>>147889371
>>147889379
>>147889381
What is this meme? Is it someone rusing them with withdrawn donations or are they themselves faking the donation to make others donate?
>>147887845
You are not welcome here
>uyama laundering money by donating to his own marathon
clever girl.
>>147889339
>>147889352
>>147889371
>>147889379
>>147889381
Why don't they just say "We have a 1000 dollar donation from CuckBoy69" or just make up a god damn name?
>>147889469
It has more to do with """anonymous""" donators being called out to make it seem like AGDQ is more profitable than it is, so that future events can generate more revenue through sponsors
DansGame
OH GOD
>NARCISSA
WE'LL NEVER HEAR THIS READER OVER ANOTHER RUN AGAIN
HAHAHA
i love TRANNIES
the sudden influx of trannies in speedrunning is NORMAL
rip chat
>>147889469
GDQ wants to reach 1million so they throw in fake donations. People see that they're getting close and donate more to push them over the threshold.
>>147889341
>Narcissa made the runs now, retroactively
Someone finally named it
LEL
>>147889458
>>147889469
they sell amphetamines to all the degenerate weirdos at the marathon and pump the money back through the charity
>the words "cosmo" and "WinWaker" are both autofiltered in chat
LMAO
>>147889623
These /srg/ conspiracy theories keep the scene alive
ayyy lmaoooooo narcissa
>>147889469
Marathon needs to reach $1m donations. If they have to donate to themselves, that's what they'll do.
what exactly was that cosmo donation?
>>147889652
actually that wouldn't surprise me, and more plausible than fake donations
What happened?
I was watching the already dead HassanChop meme
https://youtu.be/cqCSJyFOaaw?t=2687
How many speedrunners do you think have gout?
>>147889857
did cosmo dye his hair?
>>147889857
does that mean he's our boi then?
>>147889857
>>147889919
Holy shit that thought has never occurred to me.
>>147889857
>>147885673
relative to the casual completion, yes. It's still not speedy in any sense of the word though, nor is it "fast". It's a fast-ER clear of the game, but it's not fast.
You don't say, for instance, "Wow this cancer only took a year to kill me instead of 15!" It's still a fucking malignant tumor, just like these slow fucking non-runs.
>>147890023
narsissy whore moans arouse me
>>147889857
OUR FUCKIN BOI
What will it take to get anime titty speedrun games into GDQs?
They're missing an entire audience.
xD
>>147890210
Won't happen. They're more interested in kids stealing their parent's wallets to have a chance at having their memes spewed live on air than neckbeard NEETs who wouldn't donate to a scam.
>>147890182
>BOI
uh, transphobic much ????
>HEY!
>LISTEN!
someone please put a bullet through this announcers head
>>147890210
Do you have any more?
>dannyb
sorry, but who? never heard of this cuck.
where's cosmo?
>>147890210
This is a family show.
Now bring out some more trannies.
>>147890394
>cosmo
Enjoy your ban from any GDQ events
>>147890408
GDQ 2016: Tranny party
>>147890383
Valkyrie Drive: Bhikkhuni
>>147890394
Her name is Narcissa.
>>147889919
I bet severe kyphosis gives it a run for its money.
