giving /vsg/ a hand edition
New *official* /v/scape baldspeak: vidyascape.no-ip.org
>>> What is /v/scape? <<<
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> Launcher | auto-updater
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>>> Staff <<<
>Admins<
Odel (!!Ma7uJItz9cg)
Pickles (!pikolGod2A)
Bobster (!Zse4f8H3iE)
Drbitterness (!!TvmTsV0Nfrt)
Saxi (!nNy/WMqVk.)
Latent(!DsG1vuD2G)
Lord Dio (!TEsgJa29Mt)
nice thread
>>147775435
>poster count the same
I haven't played for like 6 months, has anything important happened in the meantime?
>>147782967
you missed the war my dude
>>147782967
Some new quests, new minigame. Same ol' autism.
What gear and inventory should I have forSpirit Mages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byt2D_8acz0&feature=youtu.be&t=109
>>147785453
>not posting the sexier, DOTA-obsessed best modand it's not bobster
>>147785847
Is it wrong I want to fug Bobster?
>>147786002
it's not good to be a necrophiliac senpai
>>147773534
@blu@[G] @bla@Hubclap: @Dre@Please clap
>>147786446
beautiful
>>147782967
wiggins finally quit
>>147786434
>@dre@
>not just using the normal yell color
>>147787283
wew lad
>it's a bigboople thinks he's boop episode
>>147787643
>it's a hypercrisis knows he's hypebeast episode
>>147787643
>>147787679
>>147793691
the mango one is better
>>147793691
>>147794162
>>147794226
SHOAH QUICK HE'S AFTER THE MAYO
t. pickles
yolo
I'm trying to find a good place for grinding, this guide recommends Burthrope, but that's in a members only area: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Free-to-play_melee_training
Which is strange because this claims it's a free-to-play guide.
>>147804138
try the mage bank
>>147804138
Never mind, found a better guide: http://2007.runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Free-to-play_Ironman_guide
Reminder Dairychoco is reallyBad_at PC
>>147808012
false
guess we'll let the thread die
Meem
>>147797009
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>147821832
That is an Argentinean pooch
>>147808012
he's a faggot
todays forecast.......
very smelly with a chance for POOP
*FARTS*
Event guide pls
>>147828161
talk to skippy first next to Rimmington, from there's it's pretty straightforward
>>147828161
Read the patchnotes page
WHAT THE
>>147833241
LOL
>>147832512
DELETE
>>147832512
I recognize the words but these sentences... what were they intended to mean?
What a super neat clan chat2% Complete
selling this stuff
-Ayror
>>147837624
>he can't into there's a bleedy tropicals term that may have passed or is incoming so glue fek yourself ijnnit
how do I recover an account?
>>147850274
Eat food or wait
Buying zamorak stole and cloak, willing to trade for sara stole and cloak. PM "Lnsdf" with your offer.
>>147850274
i changed your password back
feeling generous, here's a free Steam key
F9NHC-PRMGC-EM6XAand it's not weebshit
>>147862273
FUCK it's cp
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701062
you know what, have another
F9CB2-JXNBR-26I95
save
>>147864084
Charmander a shit
Squirtle okay
Bulbasaur the obvious best by a huge margin
Danq peme
>>147844547
This is qt as fuck, 10/10 desu
>>147875768
Needs RANDY
>>147875768
needs hubcrap desu
>>147876857
that kids a faggot
REMINDER, DROP PARTIES ARE FUCKING DUMB AND BREAKS UP THE NOTED ITEMS.. FIX THIS MODS, STOP WASTING MY TIME
>>147880692
That's how it's always been you twit
>>147880692
have a sniff of this buddy.......
*locks the door and stands in front of it*
*FARTFARTFART*
HAHAHAHAHA
SNIFF it HAHAHAHAHA
*takes big whiff*
mmmmmm ahhhhhhhh
>>147880692
It isn't wasting your time, you got a small piece instead of nothing, shitter
thanks wiggins. sorry to see you go man, hope osrs treats you better!
>>147883609
wiggins quit AGAIN?
damn wiggins get it together
>Newfriends have never seen the wiggins quits episode
Pickles come BACK
>>147886925
Pickles pls ;-;
>>147886925
where did he go
>>147887780
pickles i need you to pickle my dickle ;-;
I've always wanted to be Pickles's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the bank with him after a long pk and slowly removing his armor, starting at the frog mask and making my way down to his boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other /v/scapers only adds to the allure of the situation. He sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove his boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Xiah says. Wiggins licks his lips, Xiah giggles, and Latent glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pickles kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed his frog suit, but after he gives me a look I realize that he wants me to remove his shoes as well. I take off his shoes and reveal his gorgeous webbed feet, surprisingly soft despite him being a strong hopper, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," he commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other /v/scapers. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pickles's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of his sweaty webbed feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Latent. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Wiggins and Xiah, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pickles said, "He's mine." He runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that he's holding an AGS, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. His technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum with the force of a hundred Kalphite Queens. He gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure he gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>147895473
>>147875768
(((jay tootie)))
clan chats are pointless
>>147901596
Your continued existence is pointless
this is the absolute worst quality recording of music in history but its not even 10am yet and i broke out my dyfunct keyboard for this so yolo
name dat tune
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l70nXZSawh
>>147905821
found it, it was Gymnopedie No.1
How do you faggots host your server?
A fucking chinese mining company of all things bought Jagex and us fags at /rsg/ are thinking of getting our own server.
>>147896241
>>147906352
odel pays for a hosting service iirc
before that we lived inside a nintendo 64 case
Reminder it is Jotarokujo rememberence day
lest all ye forget
Let the embargo flow
If ye a fagget
He gambled away his dosh
he gambled away his heart
when poised to pay his debt
the trading never did start
So in response to this cunt
the server it did say
'how about you go hunt
your own mats, you big gay'
And so we sing this song
so the new lads dont forget
if you dont want to be embargoed
Don't be a fagget
Seriously though someone host Risk of Rain
Hey faggots, it's me JotaroKujo, any of you remember me?
I'm gonna start playing again, what did I miss since last October when I quit?
>>147910381
And before you ask, yes, I had to attention here first.because I miss you guys
>>147910381
>>147910513
i know this isnt jota but i'd like to think he genuinely did spend months just lurking the threads waiting for someone to mention him
>>147910631
>This is the last we will ever see of him
H-he's gonna come back r-right guys?Who will I make fun of without him?
>try to launch /v/scape
>get this
Does anyone know the issue or how to fix it?
>>147911202
Tara
Next will be Tootie
why is this place such a circlejerk, not even /ss13g/ is this bad
>>147922976
>circlejerk
>>147868105
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10701062
>not recognizing that charmander's challenge makes him the best starter by default.
I can't even believe there are people still making this mistake 20 years after red version has come out.
>>147895473
I was having a great jerk-off to ths until you ruined the realism with "9 inches". You wouldn't have 9 inches even if you weren't a pure in-bread.Kill yourself fake fag
>>147924592
i came from the future to say this is an underrated post
Server down for anyone?
Keep getting "requesting title screen" then "connection error" when I try to open the launcher.
>>147924814
Probably just Odel torrenting Ukrainian fetish porn again. Just give it a couple hours
>>147915913
>>147917126
Ded gaem
>>147884524
T H I S
H
I
S
>>147906352
>thinking of getting your own server
Haha dude just ask Jagex for their source so you can host a copy of it!
BUFF WYVERN DROPS
>>147928398
Play OSRS and fuck off
>>147928398
Wyvern drops were buffed, they are slightly better than real 06 drops.
Osrs drops never ever.
>>147928398
take a time machine to the day wyverns were released
*walks by the thread*
*fartfartfartfartfart*
LMAO get CROPDUSTED
>>147933646
Do you seriously think this is funny, hypercrisis?
>>147933995
>>147933646
>>147917126
wow this is actually really cute
can i get the freedom banner through this event?
>>147939875
yeah, talk to skippy first
reminder that second shoah is not now - nor has ever been - white
How do I get into Mourner HQ after finishing biohazard?
reminder to ALWAYS be using your double bolt cbow spec
>>147875768
me tbqh
>>147933646
>>147933995
>>147936068
>this is the same person who called himself part of a fictitious group called "The Bad Guys"
>>147875768
>chuckus that thin
hmmmmmmm who could have made this image????
>Animosity trying to pk
HUE
>>147953424
lest we forget
>>147954074
well he was against latent so he didn't really have much of a chance
if it was wiggins on the other hand...
>>147954074
Literally every decent poker has been killed by latent. It's not even fair to post this kind of thing.
>>147955328
>poker
Pker*
>>147955195
Probably the same thing would have happened since Wiggins is about on the same level as Latent
>>147955662
Too obvious a falseflag to be a wiggins post, try again derek
>>147955662
One trip to the /vsg/ archive can prove this wrong
>it's an airings jerk off over latent episode
I'm out
>>147956118
What did he mean by this?
>>147955328
hi Animosity
>>147955328
>>147956118
get fucking pokered
>>147956424
Nah listen.
We have a ton of decent pkers like animosity, snake, wiggins(no memeing pls), shoah, even derek and raltz. But latent is entirely different in that he will cheat, fight dishonorably, etc.
It's like comparing knights to some criminal rogue. He doesn't fight the same way.
>>147956934
He's right you know.
>>147956934
>anyone in the baldspeak
>decent
>>147956934
this
there is not one person on this server that can stand up to 2 120+cb players at one time, and im sure it would be hard to find someone who could.
>>147965748
Then why every time equal number of 120s fought latent and boss, the other guys lost?
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about wiggins. u wouldnt say this shit to him at mage bank, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>147967412
>never bothered looking up the term kys
>finally do so
>read Urban Dictionary's top definition
>ri-right...
>>147970719
>>147968806
You numales need to kill yourselves.
L E M A Y O
Your average /v/scaper
>>147972467
>>147972971
DELETE THIS
>>147954074
haha remember when snake was getting RAMMED by qkumber north of him? i do. because im qkumber.
>>147977163
>chubby little 17 yo manlet talking shit
Linkin park intensifies
>>147977163
You better get to sleep or grandma is going to hit you again.
>>147977163
whispering jersey chubbo pls
>>147978005
>mfw he got killed by a whispering jersey chubbo like a bitch
>>147967141
please cite times when this has happened
apart from the time bobster trapped everyone in mage bank and ruined their armour
>>147978185
as one of the two people on this server who owns the Razer Naga (tm) mouse, I understand and respect it's power. However, Qkumber is a whispering jersey bitch who lives under his farther's bed and got knocked out by his aunt using a geometry textbook
>>147978295
Pantsu + Wiggins
Pantsu + Drugoon
Pantsu + Doom Jakx
Pantsu + Doom Jakx + Drugoon
>>147978636
qSqueaker...lmao...
Can someone please help me out?
I've been trying to get it to launch all day but the version i downloaded here, and the version I downloaded from the steam group both give me the same issue.
Does anyone know how to fix it?
>>147917126
this made me physically cringe
>>147979984
What version of Java are you using?
>>147980161
same
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeZtKRqzrJMlmMoZDPtqDCg/live
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anybody in thread Black Arm Gang?
Need a Black Arm Gang member for Heroes Quest
pm: Skrumbis
Oh god, should I do hellhounds? That sounds horrible.
>>147978005
Honestly I would kill myself if I had your face
After I do waterfall and shit where should I go with what weapons? I'm a poor nigger and doubt I'll be able to afford the 'premium' weapons.
>>147990314
mine 2k pess, trade it for a Whip. Then level whatever skills you want.
>>147990450
>2k pure essence for a whip
Holy kek
>>147990450
>mine 2k pess
jej
maybe
who will buy it so I don't sit there like a retard with 2k ess that I can't sell
>>147990675
Thats all i paid for mine :^)
>>147990834
I didn't doubt that, but it really speaks for the economy of the game and the retardation of slayer autists.
>>147990963
How much gp is 2k pess?
>>147991113
Gold is worthless on /v/scape.
>>147991113
about 1m. ~900k more often. Its a very demanded resource.
>>147991237
Yes but it gives me a general idea of what something is worth.
>>147991250
That's not too bad, how long does 2k ess take again?
Mods,
if any two people can do Heroes Quest, how?
>>147992534
Read the wiki.
>>147992678
this one?
http://vscape.wikidot.com/heroes-quest
I have read it many times.
It is no help because returning players who did the quest can't obtain new misc. keys to give to phoenix gang members.
Grip keeps saying "no longer interested in talking to you"
>>147992789
Don't listen to wikiposters. It's Randy shilling for his wiki.
>>147991382
probably about an hour and a half to two hours
>>147994351
(yOU)
>cute torture's dick keeps getting reposted in thread
>this locks the general
>>147980287
Do I need to update it?
i'm using an outdated version
>>148002282
Jesus Christ.
>>148002282
You should prob update and/or reinstall.
>>147917126
>chuckus not an obese asian manlet
>>147989573
"what"
>>147978636
>owns the Razer Naga (tm) mouse
why is he saying this
>>147978185
Why the fuck does this nigga have a fucking defense potion like nigga actually talked to jeykll and saved the potion nigga wat are you doing
and those snakeskin boots
mithril bolts and staff of water nigga haha what nigga haha
>>148003180
This is Hypercrisis we're talking about.
>>148002732
He's saying you're an ugly fuck, do you not understand English you cuck?
>>148003567
Don't refer to yourself in the third person.
can we get agility pyramid
Reminder that dark bows are now discontinued items
>>148006881
>near useless item is discontinued
k
>>148002732
You have an annoying face desu
Feels good to be handsome and Italian
What should I do my dudes?
Selling this assorted bullshit.
PM Unclechuckus for prices, willing to offer discounts for anyone who can pay with certain mats.
>>148013753
everything.
quests
prayer
slayer + combat
magic for alch superheat and teles
thieving
farming and herblore
agility
fishing and cooking
you have a long way to go yet, young grasshopper
>>148016753
My question was more what should I kill or do for money. Killing monsters isn't the same gp/h as it is in oldschool because the supply and demand are super low. Right now I'm just fucking around with slayer for a bit.
waow
>>148022828
#whoa #whatthe
