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Previous: >>147739040
hana song
guess myrank
https://my.mixtape.moe/uiaxgn.webm
>>147751884
STOP WHORING OUT MY WIFE
Seagull
Amélie is cute
>>147752006
CUTE
I want to humiliate Pharah.
>>147751963
Zarya is rewarding as fuck when you get in the groove and are at a constant 80-100 charge.
It's also fun as road hog to completely shit on tracer's day.
>playing against pro players and their pocket supports
just kill me wish i wasnt good at this game so my mmr was lower
>>147752137
very
hey friends how is your day just a reminder that anyone that mains Roadhog should burn in a fire
>>147752175
down here in the fifties every game is well matched with very little underdogging. feels good to be mediocre.
>>147752175
>be reank 68
>play with seagull and his crew more often than I ever want to in my life
I sure do love getting matched against a 6stack with a 5stack on my team.
I WON MY FIRST COMP
>>147752098
She whored her self out like the dick hunting cougar she is.
>>147751884
You just had to use this cropped webm for a general, didn't you?
>>147751730
Depends if you want some exclusive skins or not and are willing to fork over an additional $20 or whatever your monetary equivalent of that is.
>Playing Competitive.
>Starting to gain ranks after a long losing streak
>Say, "Good luck, everone" before a match.
>Guy that I played recently says, "Fuck you!"
>"^Legitimately a rude person. Probably didn't have a father."
>"Oh yeah?! He died when I was six!"
>He gets salty as fuck, and leaves the match.
>>147752334
>lying on the internet
r8 me
>>147752334
Prepare to lose the next 9, friendo.
>Mexican city
>The agents that are active in and around it are an American from Indiana and an Indian woman from Hyderabad
And if Sombra ends up being Ana Amari, an Egyptian will be added to that roster.
>>147752478
>quickplay
who gives a shit? you're rank 50 and thats bad
>>147752406
>be 12
>post on 4chan greentext no one will ever read
>>147752137
Oh my fucking god I hate Hanzo so much right now.
I just died twice to a Hanzo when he literally aimed at a fucking wall NEXT to me and it registered as a hit.
Holy fuck this game is stupid.
>>147752149
>>147752205
>>147752261
barely holding on
Overwatch just makes me angry. I'm not like this with other games, not even competitive games. But Overwatch, every time I play I just feel frustrated, win or lose, even game or stomp. I don't know what it is.
Anyone else feel this way?
>>147752550
no thats completely average
>>147752478
Doodoo/10Actually, I've played with you before a couple of times, an I got the impression that you were actually pretty good. In the match I remember, you carried the payload with me while everyone else was off fuckin' around.
Reinhardt at your service
Mercy nerf when?
Post your medals and winrate to prove/disprove forced 50
>52.9%
>It's an "overtime lasts just as long as the actual match because of obnoxious Tracer/Winston stacking" game
INTEGRAL
PART
OF
THE
GAME
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
playing hanzo when everyone wants you to switch actually feels good
now i know why they do it
>>147752567
But you read it, and it obviously left enough of an impression on you to respond.
:^)
>>147752656
No because I'm not a faggot
>>147752656
But dickriding a tank is actually the worst way to heal in Overw-
>mercy players
>>147752803
OT is getting nerfed but no idea if they'll actually do anything worthwhile
>>147752656
>do comp solo
>barely gain shit
>have to alter performance to deal with retards who can't play what they pick
>gain 40% of rank
>lose over half
>play in a group
>they're at least semi-competent in their picks even if they're adamant
>gaining at least half up to a full rank every win
>retards keep saying it's my fault and not the Hanzo-picking randos
>>147752860
but you do need at least 1 tank to charge your ult in 30 seconds.
Are tanks essential?
Still no Emperor of Mankind. Blizzard come on you stole everything else from Warhammer 40k.
>Tfw lossstreak with no end in sight
How do I git gud and make the game fun again?
>>147753004
>me
>ooga
>team
>booga
>forced 50
Zarya is cute
>>147752132
I want to make her feel warm and loved again.
>>147753169
play with friends :)
>>147753169
Get some friends and stack Lucio hard
>>147752873
nerfed how?
>play game solo
>do well, but eventually enemies push point to the end in overtime, when our team did very well and pushed it fast
>get defense coinflip
>lose
>close game and think about how bullshit and pathetic this is
>Slam the other teams ass into the next galaxy
>Go into overtime on last point
>Entire enemy team switches to Grodd
>Overtime lasts 84 years
HOW DO YOU FIGHT THIS.
>>147752656
Because although well presented, Overwatch is not a well designed game. It just isn't.
>>147752656
>Playing a KotH match
>No one else plays Support.
>It's a perfect opportunity to play Lucio, anyway.
>Speed boost out of the gate, switch to heal while on the point, and start bumping people off the map.
>Genji and Reaper run to opponent's spawn
>They both immediately start spamming "need healing"
>We barely scrape out a win because half of our team isn't even concerned about the objective.
>A third person, not even the Genji or Reaper, speaks up.
>"Lucio, what's your problem? Why you not heal them?"
>no tracer gf
>>147753323
Reapers
a single Bastion
HANZO, AT YOUR SERVICE!
>>147753365
>tfw bad
>>147753323
I've managed to save some games by switching to Pharah and just knocking people off of the objective with her E
>Play five games in a row, each where I avoid instalocking and wait to see what the team needs
>Play Mercy all five games
What the fuck is wrong with people
Fucking play support, I want to have fun too
I want D.va to bully my dick.
is noone gonna post sauce of the OP?
>Try to lean Tracer.
>shit with her.
>go back to Roadhog
>boss everything
oh well
>>147752084
>shooting at an enemy team that's completely distracted
>not a single confrontation
>skill
nice target practice i guess
>>147753109
More essential than Widowmaker is.
>Ryūjin no ken wo......AUGGGHHHH
>>147753483
pre-match is a game of chicken, youve gotta insta lock your role if you want any hope of having fun
>there are posters here right now who care seriously about winning in a game no one will remember in 10 years
really creepy!
>>147753236
>play with friends because let's have some fun bro
>get matched against another group of friends who take it super serious and rek you
>"fun"
>>147752806
Even better is switching to Hanzo or Genji when someone tells you to switch characters. I do it every time someone says Lucio can't heal and I need to be Mercy instead.
>trashing a team
>guy disconnects and doesn't come back
>end up losing
is there anything worse
>Be level 60
>Lost first game because we got steamrolled
>Lose second game because it put us with the same 4 randoms against the same premade as last game
>End up at 58
>Win a slugfest KoTH that went to point 5 and extended OT
>because of a leaver I moved up a sliver of rank
>tfw you manage to hold overtime and die just as your team arrives and kills the remaining enemies
>Turn on the ESL tournament
>The casters are discussing Trump
What the fuck.
>>147752656
I just disable all communications, turn the volume real low, and just listen to some jams while doing my own thing
Of course I only play quick play
>>147753365
>tfw you will never kiss Tracer's neck
this map design is complete dogshit you get stuck on every fucking little thing and feel like some mentally handicapped retard
>>147752801
QP or comp?
nerf overtime
nerf mercy
nerf roadhog
buff zenyatta
buff d.va
enforce a 1-2 hero limit
>>147753461
>Pharah
Not my first choice but ok.
>>147753739
Deman has a mole ON his double chin. Jesus Christ that must be awful. I would kill myself.
>>147753602
Actually there is.
>having a player on your team insta-lock widowmaker.
It's okay though since in quick-play I just abuse the free-disconnect when this happens.
>>147753661
>tfw your team gets killed by a group ult, and you keep the point contested with 14HP
>Right as your reinforcements arrive a Lucio pushes them all off the side
>Yoou die and lose
God I was crying
So out of curiosity, how many players named after Overwatch characters have you guys ran into? I ran into a guy named Hanzo last night and he seemed like a decent guy despite my initial suspicions. So far I've ran into 4:
Hanzo
>Decent guy, had him on Gibraltar attack against a defending team of Hanzos with a lone Zenyatta caught in the middle of the Hanzo shitfest begging us to spare him
>He played roadhog most of that game and kicked the enemy hanzo's shit in
Widowmaker
>Decent aim as widowmaker, ran into him twice on Kings Row attack and Dorado defense
>Changed chars to help fill in positions in the team like tanks or to counter certain enemies on the opposing team
Genji
>Talked shit to our team when we were doing badly or to the enemy team if we were doing well on Gibraltar defense
>Stays as Genji all game regardless of attack or defense and complains that his team sucks when he goes off by himself and dies
Mercy
>Complains that her team isn't protecting her
>Gets shredded to pieces by my team the moment she comes into view
>She gets salty that she didn't get the most heals card at the end after they lose and leaves.
>I got it instead since I was playing as Mercy on Anubis Defense
>>147753634
>rank
>mattering fuck all
The lwoer your rank the easier it is to shit on everyone. What is your problem? Want to face level 80 premade one day?
>>147753483
Don't play solo. Play with friendos.
It also helps to group up with someone who enjoys playing a support. I like playing Lucio, or Zenyatta if there's already another secondary support.
>team wins with literally seconds left
>gg ez
is roadhog actually hard to play
everytime i get oneshot i feel the game outskilled me more than the player
>Enemy team focuses me and I die
>But they ALL die as well because they focused the fucking healer and ignored everyone else
Okay, thanks for the win, I guess???
>back in my day we'd have this - tactical visor activated
>the payload and I - experience tranquillity
What are some of the best combo lines you've heard in game?
>>147753890
mad becuz bad
Would you pay 50$ to let D.va slap your wiener? You have to pay 50$, and then 20$ per slap
Do you think PotG should show team kills instead of one person getting all the kills?
>>147753360
>not skating over to them
>making sure they feel your soft, passionate heal
>let them start to relax
>basking in your slow, slow heal
>waiting for the 120HP amp to come
>oh
>oh
>time to accelerate
>>147753172
Teams in solo are booga
Anecdotal but it's still true
>>147753921
Not really, you just have to realize you are not that tanky. 600 health evaporates quickly when you are twice the size of a car.
What can you do if you come across 2 Torbjorn 1 Bastion defense on hanamura or Volskaya as a solo queue player?
What can carry through that bullshit?
>mercy potg
>literally hiding out of site then flying in to rez her entire team
and that was the moment I became a ' kill mercy at all costs' player
>>147753202
>short hair
>Russian
>muscles
>7ft tall
>Russian
Disgusting.
Also - CoD 76 and Ice Ice Meiby should be removed from the game. More so Soldier for unoriginality.
>>147753769
>I will never hold hands with tracer
Why live
>>147753867
A leaver alone doesn't bother me, just like a steamroll alone doesn't bother me. It's the fact that these events happened one right after the other which irritated me. I did meet a fantastic Zarya in that last game though. It was me, her, and another player holding the point when IT'S HIIIIIGH NOOON. She bubbled me, herself, and stood between McCree and our other guy(Timed these bubbles perfecty), then black holed half their team in time for me to push them off the map
>>147754034
you are le only constant xd
>>147753953
No I'm not into CBT
>>147753953
no. hana is not for sexual
genji, pharah or hanzo
not a joke
What the fuck can i do in this game?
I want to play, but i cant.
QP is just not fun or even worse now, competitive is completely unplayable in solo/duo-q, somehow im getting so much retarded randoms that just DONT WANT TO PUSH THE POINT EVEN WHEN THEY ARE 5v3 - and this is on 58-65 ranks.
>>147752656
>be me
>been playing video games for over 30 years
>played in some of the most toxic games imaginable
>generally a team player, who'll suck it up and play with what he's given
>also used to play poker professionally
>not prone to going on tilt, is what I am saying
>today I find myself with a message window open preparing to tell some Swedish cunt that he should fucking go die in a ditch somewhere and stop fucking hanzoing and how much I fucking hated him for sucking for two rounds then leaving just at the start of the third when we were obviously going to lose and seriously just FUCKING DIE GUNTER, KYS YOU CUNT
Honestly, I've never known rage like it in my entire gaming life. Ironically, before competitive mode, I was preparing overwatch for being more light hearted and fun than most online games, now I'm seriously thinking I might have to give it up before I turn into that guy. Probably not doing my blood pertussis any good either desu.
The fuck is a pertussis, autocorrect? I meant pressure.
>>147752801
>was 57% winrate in qm
>dropped to 55%
>now 53 and dropping
Seriously i dont know if its a meme but the people I get much with some times ARE NOT at the level they should be. The amount of times my team has been stomped with me getting all the golds is disgusting. It happened to me, it happened to others and it will happen to you eventually.
>>147753890
My "pet peeve" or whatever you call it is when
>Everyone game is doing really well
>Both sides are playing great, and the match is a lot of fun
>Chat is friendly and everyone is having a good time...
>EXCEPT THAT ONE GUY
>He's salty about EVERYTHING and is spamming commands/the chat
>after you barely scrape by with a win
>"GG EZ"
>"U ALL SUCK"
>>147754119
To play? To get a skin? To waifu? What's even being asked?
>>147753963
What is even going on in this potg
>>147754145
dont play the game if you dont enjoy it?
what is the question here
>>147754109
Would you pay 100$ to cuddle with D.va? You pay 100$, and then you need to pay 60$ every half-hour
>>147754203
see
>>147754229
my apologies
>>147754289
Does she pretend to enjoy it?
>>147753981You got me at the "Oh, oh," part. I've never even noticed. What the hell is Lucio's problem? Every time I hear him say, "Can you feel it?!" I imagine him splitting Tracer's tight butthole with his big black cyborg dick.
>>147753921
He isn't Reinhardt. I have like 19 hours played on him and I didn't really git gud until I started playing peekaboo. Don't chase people, you'll get plinked to death. Make them come to you. No, that's not a hook joke. Bait their invuln/reflect/heal, then kill them. Don't attack Bastion unless they're terrible. You can shoot around corners a little with your alt fire. Most Pharahs are dumb as fuck and will let you hook them down, just wait till they burn their jump.
Find the max range of the hook and the alt fire explosion. It'll save your life.
>>147753483
Then don't pick Mercy if you don't enjoy playing her faggot. Other people are gonna have their fun whether they win or lose, they don't give a shit and you shouldn't either.
>competitive mode in a 'we don't want to confuse players' casual game
>kek
>>147754289
I would like to stretch out her little asshole.
>>147751884
Jesus fuck why is going in without a team on pub so fucking horseshit?
Why isn't ranking based on your individual play?
Fucking hell blizzard.
>>147754154
this
>>147754109
That always makes me think of sexual
>D.va is 76's sugar mama despite having a father/daughter dynamic and being younger than him
You're responsible for this.
>>147754389
She doesn't pretend! She'll actually love you, but only if you pay!
>>147754420
300$
>>147754289
Do I get to grind or what?
>>147754496
ggez
>>147753602
I was 6-0 in my placement matches and up 2-0 in KotH and this happened. Wound up going 8-2, I was salty af though who leaves when they're 2 minutes from winning
>>147754546
>300$
Deal.
>>147753934
>be zenyatta
>mei runs through our entire team to drop her ultimate on me
>>147754229
>>147754376
Depending on how they're set up genji could be a good choice. If you have a place where both turrets are hitting you from the front and you have LoS on Bastion that's 100 dps reflect on Bastion before counting any accidental shots he fires and then you're 5v6. Otherwise I'd probably Pharah in that situation.
>>147754496
just like my loot boxes
6 Meis v 6 Lucios in a Hockey match. Who wins?
qt
>>147754546
In Hollywood a soda cost $300. That's probably nothing in the time Overwatch takes place desu.
>>147754289
thats actually a hard question...
>>147754546
alright definitely.
>>147754563
You can grind, but only if you pay 50$ per half hour
(She's expensive, but it's her choice and she needs mountain dew)
Jesse McCree! It's been a long time since McCree was on our radar. People say Blizzard may have touched him a little too hard. But I'd like to touch him even harder. I'd like to pull him up by his bootstraps and go down faster than a roadhog hugging the well on illios. The best boy is still number 1 in my heart. These five facts about McCree ain't gonna dispense themselves!
1. McCree spins his gun around!
2. His hands are cute and dexterous!
>. Imagine his cute hands in you, reaching for the sky!
6. I love him!
>>147754726
meis
infinite wall on goal = gg
WIN 20
LOSE 60
>>147754782
thats only 4 you cunt!
>join game
>hanzo, genji and double widowmaker locked
comp is so much different than quick play was
in quick play before comp was introduced, most matches (especially point control maps) were defense oriented and fairly slow paced, but as soon as I start playing comp I'd say like 3/4 of matches are basically offensive rolls with the determining factor being how fast you win
I'm only at 50 mmr so it's not even like I'm high ranked either, what gives
>>147754774
I'll just pay some slut to wear cosplay. Pass
>>147754726
Tie.
Mei's could cheese the match with Ice Wall, but the Lucios would be too good to let them get a point off. It would end 0/0
>>147754726
lucios
they just skate/play right up the walls
>>147754782
>>147754884
Actually that's three pardner
>>147754407
I really like Lucio's chatter. I always feel like I'm buoying buoyingthup with all that moving the payload and oh let's break it DOWN and doing emotes on top of the payload and shit.
Probably gets right on their tits, but I like it.
>>147754726
>match begins
>every lucio simultaneously right-clicks a mei out of the rink
>>147754925
everyone figured out all the "pro" strategies and stopped using defensive heroes because none of the "pros" use them
>>147753943
>DIEDIEDIE-HEROES NEVER DIE- DEATH IS AN ILLUSION
Will the show off the new skins at comic con?
>>147753004
>WHen I play alone I always lose
>When I play with a group I always win
>This proves I'm not the problem!
Wut
mei is so fucking broken what the fuck is this movespeed and slow
>>147754407His voice is for sexual, that's why. He literally moans about what a good time he's having constantly and you can't help but want to "jam" with him
>people picking widow right off the bat of R66 Attack
Makes me feel queasy desu
>>147755113
in the time she takes to freeze you, any other hero would have killed you
>>147755113
you have shift abilities for a reason, use them!
>tfw have to go do wageslavery instead of capturing objectives and escorting payloads...
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>147754884
>>147755016
I don't know what your talking about, their is clearly five facts they're!
>>147754925
it only gets worse later on
>>147753202
>There are no webms of Zarya forcing McCree to eat his own cum
>>147754119
They really need to make it so that if Torbjorn dies, so does his turret.
>>147755353
define worse and later on
I hope you aren't implying that fast paced offensive gameplay is bad
>tfw finally starting to get decent at Genji
>rank 62 already
>tfw every game get counterpicked by double Winston mid-game faster than I can say MADA MADA
guess i'll have to learn reaper
Am I alone on thinking that the overwatch "community" pure salt and pointless anger? It wasnt this bad in quick play, sure a few bad apples but the competetive players are the absolute worst
>watchpoint
>last minute
>pretty close, but losing, barely enough time to turn the game around
>someone decides to switch up, picks mccree
>time runs out, lose
>the local russians become angry, need to trashtalk someone, cant blame themselves
>"did mccree do anything?"
>"no. no ults, nothing"
>the russians proceed to trashtalk the freshly picked mccree
>tell them that he repicked in the closing moments, really unable to do anything with so little time
>"stfu", the russian says, with a thick accent over the microphone
????????
ok then
>>147755226
>use sprint
>get frozen anyway
what the fuck man
>>147755467
I mean it gets even more attack oriented and later on aka 65+
>>147754546
>She'll actually love you, but only if you pay!
For some reason that made me sad
there is NOTHING worse than a shitty soldier who only gets kills on dva and with his ult
holy shit they need to be banned immediately
Here are 5 cute facts about Tracer!
1) Tracer is a girl!
2) She's cute!
3) I love her!
4) Tracer
>ywn hear the noises Tracer makes as your cock slams into her cervix
>>147755446
No they don't Torbjorn is shit outside of pubstomping.
>>147755374
No, but there is an image of Zarya punching Mei's lights out if its any consolation.
>>147755374
>tfw no Zarya putting McCree in a reverse mating press
>>147755313
tfw not noble born to limitless money to just bullshit
>everyone dismisses Mei because of all the scrubs playing her
>her RMB headshot one-shots tracers
>can split up teams with a well placed ice wall
>can heal and contest a point while being completely invincible at the same time
>>147755467
>>147755515
also fast paced offensive gameplay isn't necessarily bad but it's practically impossible to defend against an equally skilled team so every game will go into sudden death where you have a 50% chance of getting memed on
>teammate is level 214 in ranked
>goes torb on offense in kings row
>after we get stomped he goes torb on defense and puts his turrets on the bus right outside their respawn
How do you get to 214 and not know jack shit about the game
>>147755316
Mcree, you handsome rootin tootin motherfucker
>>147755515
idk how much more attack oriented it can get
I played a match on volskaya last night that went for I think 6 rounds because it was just roll after roll on offense and we basically only won because we got one hold on A and our symmetra got her tele off
>>147755541
I bet Tracer has the cutest little butthole.
Who has the best ultimate and why is it Bastion?
>>147755494
players feel cheated and tricked by some abilities in this game instead of being outskilled through aim they just get fucked by ultimate, hooks and so on
salt in this game is normal and rises fast
Holy shit, why have I only just found out about Winston?
>>147755557
tfw got that carbon genji skin and his animation when attacking is still green not blue
why is this a thing
when will we get skins with different animations?
Balance patch when?
>>147755705
Cute!
>>147755747
he's really nice but reapers and hogs have gotten really popular lately so it's kinda hard
>>147755541
Here are 5 real facts about Tracer!
1) Tracer is a boy!
2) Tracer is a cute boy!
3) Tracer is the son of Sonic the Hedgehog!
4) Tracer is scared of planes!
>Blizzard will still defend no hero limits after this abortion of a qualifier
Game will be dead soon.
>>147755650
yeah the coin flip shit is gay as fuck but I honestly really like how the game is basically "go as fast as fucking possible and if you don't roll them hard on attack you will probably lose"
>e-sports
Saw a level 430 today.
Who has the highest level world wide?
>>147755446
^This guy again.
That doesn't make any sense. Are you having that much trouble with Torbjorn?
Let me put it to you this way. Torbjorn is a good character for people that don't have the twitch-reaction skills to play attack heroes. With Torbjorn, you are more focused on turret positioning and the timing of replacing it.
He's an easy character for people to deal with. But he's still there so that people who aren't "MLG NOSCOPE360 CoD CSGO" can still have a character to fall back on and use, and still be useful for their team in 45% of the matches.
The fact that you're having so much trouble with him means you're not using your head when you play.
>58% winrate in qp
>rank 38 (from 43) and 42% winrate in comp
jesus, what's happening to me?
>>147755663
The most handsome!
I love him!
>>147755784
She's not a boy, anon! She's cute! CUTE!
>>147755747
>silver damage as winston
wow your team must have been fucking terrible
>>147755541
>Tracer is a girl!
Never would have guessed
>>147754256
Problem is - i want, but its not working out. I want to practice and improve, but my friends do not want to play competitive so much as i do atleast in 3man queue, they are afraid to lose they ranks (57-63, lololol) and stop playing after they lose (decently lose, not getting stomped) a single game even when we won 3-4 in a row before that. But playing in solo/duo-q comp. is too much of a fucking lottery even with 60 ranks.
And QP now doesnt have the dynamics of competitive play and no one cares about anything there.
What do Mercy's farts smell like?
>play comp
>neck and neck match
>2 rounds gone
>que the time banks
>time banks xhasted
>match wont go into sudden death because we keep tieing
>final a decisive round
>opponents can't match
>get the largest chunk of ranked xp I've ever seen
>match toke over 25 mins
>queue up again
>absolutely smash opponants in 1 push on anubis
>switch to defense and have a steady hold
>whole thing toke less than 15 mins
>the xp gained is smaller than the first notch in my pinky finger.
Why do stomps give so little ranked xp but when you drag the game out you get a large mandingo sized chunk of xp? None of them left either.
>>147754154
For full disclosure I'll also add that I've found myself trolling my own team, and enjoying it.
And yesterday at least two of my death cams yesterday featured me teabagging my own tank, completely uncaring that whoever killed him was due to kill me. Not proud of that.
>>147755889
Bravo bliz
>losing to enemy team that is cheesing
>disconnect
>enemy team gets less xp and rank points
>>147755965
She's a cute boy! You're right!
>>147755057
It would be nice to at least get some concept art for potential skins.
>>147754154
It's a shittily balanced game, dude, why you gettin so mad?
>this is okay
I hope Pharah players get cancer and get raped.
How can i get better with Roadhog? I want to be one with the salted pork.
I just cant seem to land the hook more often than not, and any moment the enemy sees me my health drops like a goddamn rock.
>>147756057
Boys have penises! She has a smelly axe wound! a CUTE smelly axe wound!We should stop this before it gets too far.But can't stop won't stop can't stop won't stop can't stop won't stop can't
>check top stream on twitch
>both teams have 2 zaryas and 2 lucios
jesus fucking christ this is cancer
I can't wait until they gut zarya like they did with mcflashbang
>>147755836
Bro hero limits are totally fine! There are 4, count em', FOUR unique heroes in this match!
>you will never hold her and comfort her when she wakes up from a nightmare
>you will never feel her pressing her body against you, trying to get as close as possible
>you will never hold her until she finally falls asleep again
>Junkrat will never be viable in competitive
post rare punch kid
![b4b6705e93[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FTvGvzB.jpg "b4b6705e93[1].jpg")
Now I've truly broken the record for most votes a Hanzo has ever got
Using the defense matrix at the right time to block Deadeye actually feels like a drawing duel.
>>147756165
quick, someone post the blizzard tweet saying it's a core mechanic of the meta
>>147756236
NOT FOR ONE OF LESSER OR EQUAL VALUE DAMN IT!
Please stop, I can't handle it
Who has the best butt?
>>147756028
burning sulfur
QP has the biggest retards ive ever seen, they are blatantly braindead.
You can cap points or just push the payload because nobody realizes it and is just mindlessly staring down the hall.
Its basically /owg/ vs. /owg/
>>147755557
>your cock slams into her cervix
painful cries?
>you can leave match without penalty but a loss
>leave
>still get ranked down
It was 3v6 for fucks sake`
>>147755494
I report people anytime they are abusive in chat. I bait people into being even more abusive so that it's more likely blizzard will mute them.
It's good fun, keeps it light on my end.
>>147755971
Both teams were actually pretty good, I was just super aggressive because I had a pocket Mercy
Name a more perfect waifu
will i get banned for hiding my viewmodel
hog should be deleted from the game until they fix his hook wtf blizzard
this game is so fucking broken holy shit
>>147755889
>giving a single shit about any "pro" whatever garbage until 1 hero limit is universally enforced
>>147756395
for >>147756253
>>147756403
Tracer 2bh
How do you counter two Zaryas?
>>147756446
Why does his book say "the age of spiritual machines" instead of "HP is for pussies"
>>147756465
yes
>>147756480
trust me, it hooks people beside you or behind you way more often than it hooks people behind walls
>>147756563
with three zaryas
When high rated players never play each other.
play of the game
more like riptire of the game
>just dont shoot zarya shields!
>pros always have 70+ energy in ESL, etc
Ya, clearly the strategy is very easy to execute and you can shut her down by just not shooting anyone with a shield.
>>147756563
get two zaryas of your own
>>147756563
>esc
>leave game
>>147756295
>>147753483
Git gud with Zenyatta and slaughter those shitters.
>>147756153
Honestly no fucking idea m8. That's what's confusing to me. Why is this cutesy fucking cartoon nonsense shooter capable of creating such blistering fucking rage. Especially hanzo.
Seriously, if you're thinking of paying hanzo, on attack, when you have a .97 k/d over 70 games think twice eh? Then fucking kill yourself. In fact, if you unironically pay hanzo, just kill yourself, and your children.
See? I can't stop. It's pathological. I have a problem.
>>147756214
But Tracer has a cute boipussy and feminine penis.
