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looks like we're smokin ribs tonight, boys
>>147744626
update wont save us, fuck
I GO PYRO!
Team Pyro
Yeah!
Better thread.
>>147744671
>people actually expected a big, neato update
ayy
Wait so both are getting it and it doesn't even matter really, just the order. Although the odds it'll be a fucking year long gap between competitive, 1st class update, and 2nd class update is probably pretty high.
reminder pyro will win because he scares heavy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
>>147744749
fuck u shuckle you stupid fucking fujoshi cunt
Heavy team reporting
>>147744820
What makes you think I'm shuckle?
WHEN ARE THEY FUCKING RELEASING THE UPDATE
cheeki breeki
I'll go with pyro just cause he has the potential for more fun stuff imo than heavy, detonator jumping is great for fucking around. And he just generally needs a rework more than heavy.
mmph!
>Should we do our fucking jobs and fix the two worst classes of the game?
>nah, lets have the users decide which to fix and which one stays trash
Both mains are retarded but at least Heavy isn't retarded in canon.
>>147744780
They said in the blogpost that eventually both classes are gonna get a update at some point in time despite the winner of the event.
patch notes better hold something good cause this is disappointing and they promised this would be neato.
>>147745069
>But! Okay, both of them might get new Class Updates at some point. In fact, it's highly likely they both will.
>But! Only one of them will get it first.
>>147744843
We big men now
>>147744927
i can tell
>>147745087
yeah i am very underwhelmed so far
FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
DEUS VULT
http://goo.
gl/forms/nzdJlLzRWH529HCn2
Who will /tf2g/ be siding with?
>No decorated weapon campaign
Well, all my update hype just went away.
>>147744843
I'm going team pyro.
>>147745069
both will be released eventually read the blog post
What item set do you think they'll add for Heavy/Pyro if they win?
Valve isn't gonna make a new one so they gotta get workshop stuff in.
soon lads
>>147745157
Well,I am
If you're going to make a fucking fem class OP at least put something relating to the fucking update in there.
>>147745210
fuck you you stupid pedophile
>>147745270
you were wrong. i trusted you
so its safe to assume that all lore stuff in recent updates (mis pauling vacation, the alien invasion and pyro vs heavy) is set before the comics right?
>>147745292
lmao i knew it was you you stupid faggot
be less blatant you dumb attention whore, i didn't make the op by the way
>>147745385
No shit.
Is /tf2g/ back from the grave?
am i a dumb attention whore
>Perfect Stranger Crate
CRASHING THIS STRANGE MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>147745490
Tf2 is.
>>147745292
>hangs out in the thread literally for attention
>pretends to care about the game
>spams sniper pics
>doesn't even have tf2 installed
fuck off
>>147745439
I didn't insinuate that you were the OP.
I don't know where the whole attention whore thing comes from. I'd use a tripcode if I wanted validation from anonymous users.
>>147745490
Yes, to give the living haircuts
>>147745310
me too.
WHEN WILL THE ACTUAL UPDATE GO OUT
When was the last time you had a hat drop for you
>>147745513
>Implying the mainlist isn't weapons that don't have strange versions, with a rare chance at strangifiers
>>147745665
Two weeks ago
>>147745582
>spams pics to make your identity known an to post
>xd at least im not using a tripcode xd
>>147745616
tell me why
so when the fuck are we getting the patch notes? i swear if i have to wait another day...
>>147745616
Hopefully today.
>>147745702
Most of my posts in the last thread did not have an image attached.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690680/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BFm82SFsYs
>>147745109
>One lucky class is going to get a full-fledged class pack in a future update! New weapons! New balancing! New achievements! It could be Heavy. Or it could be Pyro. But it’s not gonna be both!
>But it's not gonna be both!
what is the fucking truth valve
>>147745817
shut up faggot you make it obvious and you know it
thats how i knew it was you whining about the op
>>147745829
I can't decide
Someone please help me decide
>>147745837
maybe they're both getting rebalances but only one is getting the full package
>>147745837
Only one class. (Pyro) gets it first. They don't get it at the same time.
>>147745705
Ain't nothing but a heartache
>>147745665
2009
>>147745882
It honestly had nothing to do with fem mercs.
I just wanted the matchmaking news in the op since it's pretty important.
>>147745231
Maybe this will be the set that gets in in case Heavy wins, it's the most voted in the workshop by far
>>147745902
pyro
heavy is fine in small quantities
pyro is a walking mess, the way flamethrowers "shoot" needs a rework
also reflect is a big square hitbox
>>147746023
shut the fuck up bitch
Reminder that Pyro was first
>>147745994
tell me why
>whole crapload of game balances and a bunch of other stuff.
FUCKING TELL ME.
>>147746064
Aren't all hit boxes in the game square, though?
>>147746114
Ain't nothing but a mistake
>>147746091
Only because his move speed is faster. That's not fair.
>>147745902
heavy
>>147745837
>>147745964
both will but one will first
>>147745665
2010
>>147746212
tell me why
>>147745665
Yesterday.
>>147746383
Quit playing games with my heart
>>147746405
All my troubles seemed so far away
>>147746216
>Heavy breaks through the front gate killing everyone and drawing attention.
>Pyro takes the alternete route and gets there first unnoticed.
It's almost like Valve knows how Pyro should be played
So it's w+m1 vs w+m1 basically?
>>147746189
hitscan hitboxes are not square
also check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-d4oUSVzE
pyro reflection goes towards where you point your mouse, so if a teammate crosses your screen it can go in a very unexpected direction or even backwards if theres a bit of lag
>>147746504
heavy is more like just M1
why isnt the update out guys
>>147745829
why is it that pyros chasing me while I'm playing as another 100% speed character always manage to reach me with their flamethrower?
I get it that the flame hitboxes are fucked, but it seems like they are fucked in a "consistent" way, and yet at this point I just expect the fire to reach me no matter what after a bunch of seconds
can someone explain the "neato" meme to me i'm not an r/tf2 pro
>>147746745
Because you're ungrateful. Now be fucking patient
WHERE IS THE UPDATE VALVE
>look at market history
>mfw
I can't believe I spent like $15 fucking dollars on strange killstreak items
I bought a strange killstreak L'Etranger
A fucking L'Etranger
This was like back in November and I haven't played since but damn I'm afraid of getting back in.
I'm pretty sure most of the money I spent on the game I made by selling crates from the invasion update but still.
>>147746531
jesus is that wall the medigun hitbox?
>>147746804
hey viva what class are you going to pick for the upcoming heavy vs pyro war?
Keyless Class Crates?
You mean four refined + a class token?
All weapons in one starter pack?
20 cents like on most trading sites or 20 dollars?
Update notes coming soon...
Are you kidding me?
permalinksavecontextfull
>no contracts
ALL THAT EXCITED WAITING FOR NOTHING.
>>147746761
when you walk forward the flamethrower range is higher
ping fluctuations also can make your range higher, although having a consistent high ping makes the flame damage hitboxes come from further back than your flamethrower
>>147746970
Lucio and Medic/Pyro
>>147747025
cool
>>147745829
I always knew the fire was completely fucked but GOD DAMN
>>147746905
thats the MvM medigun shield hitbox
pyro reflection basically works this way
you aim at a position
right click, the game draws a line to the thing you are aiming at "raytracing"
whatever you reflect goes on that direction
>>147746905
It's an MvM Medic shield...
>vita saw
>Uber retained mechanic removed
>Uber charge rate increased by 20%
Well it went well
>>147747231
u wot
the update notes aren't out yet
>>147747231
proof
>>147747014
but that's the thing: I start running in a straight line in the opposite direction and the pyro is not able to hit me at this point, then the flames reach me
I get that there is fluctuation, but I imagine that will cause a short window of time in which the fire reaches me, or like some particles reach me and set me on fire, but the flames literally sticking to my ass until I'm dead... that's not possible according to the logic of this video
maybe it's just my impression that this happens, or I underestimate the flamethrower's damage
>KEYLESS CLASS CRATES
I dont know.. id actually buy some of them, but id prefer to see the drop rate of each cosmetic.
>>147747231
this would make the vita saw even more op
>>147747363
>>147747305
I'd rather not spoil it
>KEYLESS CLASS CRATES
>Feeling lucky? Buy a keyless class crate and get a random cosmetic item for that class.
Ok there, OW copycats.
>>147747516
anon dont do this
not now
you know how hyped everyone is,.,,
>>147747516
It's a good thing nothing like mspaint exists to fake this image
>>147747516
Fake
>>147747520
they've had keyless crates at halloween in the past way before ow
>>147747520
>>147747763
Overwatch doesn't even have character-specific randomized items boxes anyway.
whichever class gets updated first will have a more rushed update because it comes out faster
pyro is more broken than heavy
so the pyro update should be worked on longer
>>147747980
nice try heavy main
YOU, STUPID, GET ON HEAVY'S TEAM!
>>147747980
that isnt cute
fuck off videogames
>>147748107
kys you autistic fuck
>>147748137
pyro mains everybody
>>147748053
>Not maing the face of tf2
>>147748137
>kys
Pyro mains confirmed underage leafyisqueer fans.
>>147748206
>pyro mains everybody
heavy mains everybody
>>147748230
that's soldier nowadays
today is the day all the faggot tripfags will be BTFO eternally
thank u valve
>>147748262
But I've never watched a leafy video and I'm 23, though
>>147748267
>>pyro mains everybody
>heavy mains everybody
pyro mains everybody
I sure hope none of you are voting for Pyro
http://www.strawpoll.me/10690643/r
>Perfect stranger crate
Enjoy that economic crash
>>147748398
;-)
>>147748295
>>147748295
>>147748295
>>147748295
>yfw it's splatfest rules and the votes themselves are a factor
>>147748398
I sure as shit will be
>>147748371
>>>pyro mains everybody
>>heavy mains everybody
>pyro mains everybody
Heavy mains, everybody
>not voting for pyro
whats wrong? can't handle a little m1+w?
>All these soldier cucks going for team heavy
Can't handle the reflects?
>not voting for heavy
baby
FIRE
BRIMSTONE
DEUS
VULT
>>147748442
why that?
What are those beans with sunglasses at the top of the scales?
>>147748552
Of course I can, but I can't stoop lower then degeneracy and give out some w+m1
Shameless vote.
>Crit a cola
>Damage vulnerabilty changed to 20%
Is it fixed now?
>>147748685
They're cool beans
>there are pyro voters IN THIS VERY THREAD
i'm shaking!!!
>>147748623
I main soldier and I'm voting pyro. Airshots, yo.
>>147748710
kys you autistic fuck
>>147748685
Valve arg
>>147748758
i dont get the reference
WHERE IS THE GUY WHO WAS GONNA REPORT VIDEOGAMES TO THE FBI
DID U REPORT HIM YET? i do not like sharing a general with him.........
>>147745829
>>147748827
They're cool beans
>>147748656
Its every strange the community has ever wanted.
Expect hyperpricing
>mfw dotsy HATES me
>main Engie and Medic because I'm a lazy fuck
Whoever wins, I get an assist.
>no classlimits in MM
>>147748958
it's always like that with new stranges, i just dont get why should it crash the economy?
>>147748836
>>147748997
videogames dotsy otp
how can she be my tf2gfu if she hates me
>mfw dotsy HATES me too
>>147749220
id?
mfw dotsy likes me
why the fuck does this old ass game take up 17gb
WHERE ARE THE WEAPON CONTRACTS
DON'T TELL ME THEY WON'T BE IN THIS UPDATE
PLEASE
IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH SINCE THE LAST CAMPAIGN
>>147749037
>not playing with friends
when you get to a high rank people will use meta anyways
>>147749424
they won't be mate valve know that alot rests on this update and they don't wanna piss of people again
C'mon Valve don't blue ball me
>>147749305
teach me your ways
>mfw dotsy doesnt even know me
reminder that valve put pyro in brackets
>>147749587
i was nice to him and flirted really heavily and he liked it i guess
Heavy, I...
>>147748262
>>147748362
And i'm nearly 32 and don't even know who the fuck that is.
Shitty hypothesis BTFO
>>147749837
dont make up lies b*tch
>THE PERFECT STRANGER CRATE
>The TF2 community has been asking for strange versions of these weapons, and we're shipping them all in one convenient crate. We're also throwing in an assortment of strange parts.
Dotsy deleted me again.
>>147749996
Fuck that noise. I wanted a Objector Strangifier
>>147750006
weeks ago morwanegg
i just wanted the raffle i won from u and u complained about me adding u in the thread so i thought it would be a good idea to stop u from complaining by removing u
>>147749996
>viewmodel minmode
my dick has never been more erect
>>147747231
>quick-fix
>vita saw
Who wants to live forever?
heavy door shield new weapon confirmed
>>147750056
and I want collector's chem sets to start dropping again, so I can have my decal'd St. Pks Soph C.O.
>>147750169
yes its faster
>>147750160
But that wouldn't stop bullets.
Dotsy slowly licking my erect penis until it ejaculates so hard the cum reaches the roof
>>147750141
this
>>147749871
>Heavy casually kills four innocent men with wild dogs
>>147750282
I didnt notice the tv on one of their chests, nice to see the return of the men with televisions growing naturally out of their chests
>>147750210
it just looks weird how you use it so much
>update notes coming soon
fuck
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>147750430
look in the mirror for something weird LOL
How many days do you think this event will last? Three or four?
>>147750223
its for medieval mode obviously
Should I buy a keyless crate?
>>147750872
you should never buy keys
never
ever
>Posting IRC logs in the thread like we give a shit
>UPDATE NOTES
COMING SOON
are they still working on this?
what the fuck
why wouldn't they release the fucking update notes
>>147751001
>"i can't read"
>>147751078
Was getting nerfed part of your plan?
>>147751078
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>147751164
Of course!
Disco fever all class?
when did day 2 start? I just woke up like an hour ago, so what time did the heavy vs pyro update page become available?
Say keyless class crate 5 times fast
>>147751164
It would be extremely balanced
>>147751321
About 2 hours ago
>>147751492
it was there since 12 gmt, so almost 10 hours now
>>147751492
neat, so maybe the update notes are coming out today?
>>147751393
...heavyMAIN?
>>147751263
only spy
>>147749572
They could have had contracts IN ADDITION to all the other stuff. It's not like they'd have to rewrite the code from scratch.
#teamheavy
>>147751558
12 pst maybe, but not gmt. It just came up a few hours ago.
>>147744843
Representing Best Russian
>>147733085
where the fuck is my butt
>>147751797
>where
Heavy = Trump
Pyro = Hillary
>>147744843
Squid kid reporting in
>>147752057
But Heavy is cool.
>>147752001
behind you
>>147752057
>both are shit
its perfect
INB4 LITTLE REDDIT PYRO MAINS ALL GET TOGETHER ON A SERVER AND FARM POINTS BY DOING THE SAPPER REMOVER THING AND LIGHTING EACH OTHER ON FIRE AND EXTINGUISHING
>>147752057
Trump Hair Hat when?
>>147752225
did you even read the update page
also turn off your caps lock jesus christ, take your Ritalin you autismo
its comp based
you choose a side whenever you join a game
and you can play as any class
Think whatever splatfest is for splatoon
>>147752225
You can do that as team Heavy, too.
>>147752343
No it's not.
You can only pick one, you cannot change your side.
It's for casual and competitive.
>>147744843
>pyro kids keep arguing about their "underpowered" class getting nerfed
>4 New Taunts
Created by the community
>New Boxes you can buy
Wow.
>Mini viewmodel
Well. It's not much, but it's SOMETHING.
>Mouseover box previews
Why the fuck is this even announced as a thing. This is literally nothing.
>Prinny hats
Gee. That's really nice for people who bought Disgeae during the summer sale.
>UPDATE NOTES
COMING SOON
Are you getting paid for doing nothing but jerking off at Valve? Cause I want in.
So which one should I use during the updateor should I buy a new strange to track how much blood is shed for team heavy?
>>147752057
no, pyro is an absolute madman who wants to watch the world burn so he's trump
heavy is a communist who rules with an iron fist so he's hillary
>>147752438
>people actually buy/wear cosmetic items
>>147752337
Coupe disaster already exists
>We're also throwing in an assortment of strange parts.
Should I sell my buildings destroyed part
>>147752538
Jesus, why do you have that many.
>>147752057
Pyro is literally Hitler
Heavy is fat Putin
>>147752538
just use the coffin nail
its stylish and different enough from the basic black and white of stock
hearing the word "Soon" from Valve is never a good sign
goddamnit, i wanted the update today (day ends in 50 minutes in EU)
>>147752571
>Berniebots
I can't even imagine how my bronies and autistic fedoras I'd trigger with this as my spray.
>>147752558
>people actually download games and play them
>>147752743
dude epic
>>147744843
kill them johnny, kill them all
team pyro!
>>147751771
regardless of what they did people would be pissed if they included contracts
Watsick mann send all those babies to fight heavy holy shit
>>147750282
hold the fuck on
is that spy, scout and engi on the front?
>the class which has more points is deleted from TF2
GO TEAM PYRO
>>147752531
One of the taunts is valves
>>147753046
what? why would anyone get pissed at contracts? They were great (except for the map ones, those were shit)
>>147746504
more like
space+D/A+M2-->W/A/D+M1
vs
M1->M2->2+M1->3+M1->M2+A/S/D
>>147753375
i would like free weekly contracts
i like the idea of contracts but im not interested on the weapon skins or whatever
>towering pillar of hats
>towering pillar of summer shades
>any all class suit cosmetic (ex: dead of night)
god i wish i had money....
i think the update is not yet cuz they are making servers go online and setting up for item servers so they dont die instantly
>>147753654
nigger are you destitute
>>147753654
towering pillar of shades count as a hat, so it wont work with the regular pillar
also the dead of night is less than two keys whats your fuckin excuse
i hpoe u piked pyro boi
I would care more for skins if they were actually alternate models for certain weapons. Then again that would clutter up the game even more.
