>Official Stuff
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>Competitive Info
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http://www.over.gg/
>/owg/ ID List
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>The Oversheet (Damage values and other numbers)
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>Wiki
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>Stats and Leaderboards (Unofficial)
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Official Comics
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Not sure why people care about rank when u can just grind it nonstop for ur gun. Plus if the spray and logo r the prize for higher ranked players, why bother.
I've always wanted to be Pharah's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the spawn room with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" D.Va says. Widowmaker licks her lips, Tracer giggles, and Symmetra glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pharah kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pharah's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel myself teleported across the room, and I find myself lying underneath D.Va, Widowmaker, and Tracer. They had already taken their boots off and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pharah said, "he's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. She shoves my dick inside her tight, sopping wet pussy and starts pumping. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred Reinhardts. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she stands over my head and rains her "justice" down on me from above. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>147543804
i want to hold pharahs hand
>>147546083
lewd
10th for Symmetra is most underrated hero
What the best intro for a Mercy?
>>147550081
Heroes Never Die, since that's the only thing you'll be doing in your PotG anyway
Alright /vg/ what achievements are you having the hardest time getting?
For me it's:
> "The Floor is Lava"
on a console but still can't seem to get those killing blows, even with environmental
> "Waste Not Want Not"
I have no idea how i'm going to do this one. It basically requires you not to reload before jumping into a firefight if you've landed a kill with one or two shots previously. Seems like it incentivizes poor gameplay (although i get that they probably had in mind a reaper destroying a group of squishies from the back, but that rarely happens at higher levels now)
How do I git gud with reaper?
>>147546083
>i want to hold pharahs hand
too bad she doesnt have it
>>147551219
don't shoot until you're close to them
sneak up on them despite your clomping footsteps
when mccree says its high noon how do I tell if it's my teammate or the enemy mccree?
>>147551219
How the fuck is even possible to play Reaper badly?
Just shadow walk in, point and click, shadow walk out, repeat
>>147551219
go in face ----> kill
if no kill ----> shadow away
Red flag skins
Shitters
>White torb
>Carbon fiber genji
>Any skin for D.va taht isn't bva or white rabbit
>Any skin for Bastion that isn't overgrown
>Golden 76
>Paragon rein
>Devil mercy
Will shit on you
>Bone
>Pigpen
>Young Genji
>Nomad
>Stonehardt
>Blackwatch Reyes
>Frogston
>Hayseed
>>147551325
Friendly ult commands are always at a lower volume than Enemy ult commands
Just listen and learn to tell the difference
>>147546083
I want to be carried by Pharah
>>147551483
I see
but is Mccree the only hero who doesn't have separate voice lines for his ult?
not really fair tbqh
What are some god tier Phara players I can learn a thing or two from by watching their vids?
I watched Ster and he is good but nothing mindblowing. Obviously Seagull is a god but what annoys me in his clips is that he seems to constantly have a Mercy around healing and boosting him so it's not an accurate representation of how a regular Pharah player would perform
Why is Pharah always serious? Even in the comics she didn't give a shit about her comrades dying.
>>147551587
"Step right up!"
>>147551219
W + M1
>>147551714
Because mommy never loved her
>>147551714
Strict upbringing I would say
>>147551389
Red flag skins
Shitters
>skins you don't like
Will shit on you
>skins you have bought
>>147551690
Me
Oh wait I had to stop playing her and play Lucio since no one in my team wants to play support.
>>147551714
they were disgusting and filthy men
>closed beta
>HOLY SHIT TORB TURRET NEEDS NERF
>Torb now unplayable in higher skill levels
>Widow nerfs
>pick rate drastically dropped
>Mccree nerf
>can't even 1v1 a reaper anymore
From 0 - 3 to 7 -3
Thank you Mother Russia
>>147551325
Enemy always says High Noon. Friendly McCree says "Step right up."
>all i want to do is boost the pharah on my team
>the fucking idiot is always sitting in cover or behind walls away from me when all he needs to do is stand a little more in the open so i can shift to him
HEY
WANNA KNOW HOW YOU FIX D.VA?
YOU REEEEEALLY WANNA KNOW HOW YOU FIX D.VA?
OKAY:Simply fucking remove the movement speed debuff when she's firing. Do that and she's a fucking viable Hero
>>147551890
>implying I don't run Bloodhardt
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT ME?
>>147551325
Friendly Ults have different call outs than enemy ults
>>147552125
she's already viable. that would make her OP
Balance patchlog, "I'm so fucking tired of this bullshit game" edition.
General:
>Overtime refill isn't instant. Overtime only refills if the objective is uncontested, otherwise it is just frozen in place
>Healing is reduced by 25% if you've been hit the last 3 seconds (does not apply to health packs)
>Getting your ult interrupted at the startup frames does not refund charge.
>Stopwatch fucking implemented in Ranked.
Genji
>Slower dragonblade charge
>Shurikens deal 30 damage per projectile
McCree
>Peacemaker deals 70-40 damage depending on range
>fth fires in 0,7s. Damage is 50 damage per shot.
>Flashbang deals 35 damage
>Deadeye no longer refunds if canned.
Pharah
>Animation on rocket barrage reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still aim while immobilized)
Reaper
>Animation on death blossom reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still move during the animation).
Tracer
>Spawns without dash charges.
Hanzo
>Arrow projectile is smaller. Arrow speed is faster.
Reinhardt
>Animation on earth shatter reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still aim while immobilized)
Roadhog
>Hook cd increased by 2 seconds
Winston
>Multiple tesla guns cannot stack
>Ultimate is a +500 hp increase, not a full heal.
Zarya
>Animation on graviton surge reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation (can still aim while immobilized)
Mercy
>Animation on resurrect reworked. Now has a 0.5 startup animation.
>Resurrect requires LoS
Zenyatta
>Discord orb goes through barriers
I fucking hate ultimates.
>>147552125
Firing while dashing would be nice too.
MCREEEE IS USELESS NOW FUCK
>>147551714
She is? Half her quotes are quips
>route 66
>random shitter goes tracer on defense
>insists it's a good pick
>we lose
>tracerfag blames everyone
Why the fuck do people do this to me
>>147552125
Let's not.
Not all
She now has incredible capability in hunting down mercy and now much more capable of 1v1ing other tanks.
Let's not forget SHE DOESN'T NEED TO FUCKING RELOAD
So you can hold m1 all fucking game with NO PENALTY
You can poke for the entire match with absolutely no drawback.
Given your 400 points of armor and your actually very good dps at close range, this is absolutely stupid.
You're stupid.
Get good.
>>147552251
>>Resurrect requires LoS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>147552349
JUST LAND HEADSHOT M8
>>147552432
People are just plain bad.
>>147552530
So is right click literally useless now?
>>147542682
cuz i mite b pro one day like twitch
>>147552592
Useful if someone is really low on health I guess like a Tracer.
>>147551389
Bastion with Red eyelight will always shit on your team
>>147552251
Most champions are balanced, we just need more healers and buffs for hanzo, mei, d.va, zenyatta, maybe bastion
>>147551714
She is
>attractive
>physically fit
>mentally stable
>self motivated and confident
There is a limit to how many positive traits you can stuff into a human being anon.
>>147552728
I've seen it once.
It was on KotH
He might as well have gone 76.
>>147552476
Her "poke" is dogshit, you're just a battery for enemy ults like tha
She needs some small buffs but nothing major like he was suggesting
>>147552767
The balance is boring ult stacking trash though.
I was just watching ESL where a Reaper skillfully Q'd 3-4 of the enemy team by standing next to a doorframe they'd have to go through.
Literally clown fiesta. So many ults need to be nerfed into the ground.
>>147552815
You forgotamputee
>JUSTICE R-ARRRGGGHHH
Why is Pharah's ult so shit
>>147553025
If she didn't have that she wouldn't be able to flex her knees I don't see your point
>>147553025
>2016
>taking character design choices too seriously
>>147553015
Sure but ult stacking not being a thing has nothing to do with hero balance
I don't think blizzard will change how powerful ults in general are, so much as have to design around players using it when tuning their game modes
>>147553154
Where's her human knee supposed to go if there's a mechanical joint in the way?
Congratulations Frostbyte and friends, i liked your blog so much, especially the greentexting at the end of the much like a true reddittor. Keep up the good work and upboated!
>>147552251
Source?
>>147552006
>Reminder that they never fixed turrets on the consoles
Ever get that sense of dejAAAAAAAAAH
>>147553119
Ask a Zarya to shield you next time.
>>147553249
>>147553237
If ults get weaker, it gets easier to shut them down with ordinary abilities. This makes ults weaker in favor of clutch plays.
>>147553424
> people STILL dont use Dva to counter Torb on consoles
i crie everytime
>>147553119
because, despite the name, justice should rain from the flanks or behind (firing it from above is just a suicide mission most of the times)
Can someone explain how Zarya is in any way fair and balanced
>>147553459
You need a time out.
>>147553574
Stop going off on your own, faggot
>>147553534
Eww
>>147553534
>100 hours in
>never realized there was a hole in the roof of the point on Ilios:Lighthouse until a pharah ults my team from it
>>147552476
>You can poke for the entire match with absolutely no drawback.
>Given your 400 points of armor and your actually very good dps at close range, this is absolutely stupid.
Poking does shit all.
400 points of armor does shit all with a huge critbox.
She should have the capability of hunting down people. That's how she should be played. Boosting, flanking. She can't because the slowdown during shooting doesn't let her compensate for a moving target.
How are you not getting things, and even thinking Dva is fine as is? The hero i've most played in Overwatch is Dva and I know she has problems.
>>147553424
>Consoles
>3 losses, 1 win today.
>After I quit for a week after losing every game in a day.
I fucking hate this game.
>>147553574
You're a shitter who doesn't want to adopt, learn new strategies, work with the team, or accept the fact that you can't one-shot a tank.Mostly its because you're a shitter.
>>147553635
Sure I'll just tell my entire team through this games unavoidable choke points where she'll blackhole and wipe us with the rest of her team.
Great meme, friend!
>>147553649
similar story here
still haven't used it though, I'd rather use the window in the back so I know what I'm getting myself into
>>147553574
Because you can still bully her
>>147553574
G I T G U D
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>>147553574
>Don't attack her shields
>Focus her down the second her personal shield drops
>>147553802
t. Zarya main who doesn't want people to realize how broken his hero is.
>>147553489
You can already shut down a lot of ults
Hook that ulting pharah or reaper, block that roadhog ult with an ice wall or D.va matrix, just fucking ignore the winston
Most of the "kill everyone" ults can be dealt with by killing or interrupting the person who's using it and most ults that can't be interrupted (lucio, winston, mei, zarya, etc.) are area denial ults that can't kill anyone on their own and can be dealt with by backing off
>get a quad kill as mccree to win the round
>play of the match is genji hitting like one person with his sword during my quad kill feed
thanks blizturd
>>147553574
Don't shoot the shield. Easy as that.
>>147553919
pls no bully
>>147554053
>Can't kill 1 Zarya
>Calls the hero broken
Whats rank 20 queue like?
hnnnnnnnnnng
>leaving take 50% of your entire teams negative rank points
Boom, leaving screws you hard but doesn't screw your team as bad.
>>147554097
>5k as zenyatta
>potg is junkrat getting assists from my kills
>4k as pharah
>potg goes to a dead symmettra whos turret killed my while ulting
>>147554053
>implyingI ever played Zarya
>implyingI even own overwatch
>implyingI don't just come here to shitpost
>>147554050
>See Zarya
>Starts shooting you
>Shoot back, she pops her shield.
>Wait an eternity for the shield to drop before attacking again
>By the time it drops her team will come finish you off, and if you break her shield she'll just melt you
Ayyy lmao
Who's the hero that just clicks for you?
Reaper here.
>massive burst damage
>team killing ult
>two TWO mobility abilities
>animation canceling
This is too cute
**All it needs is some R34**
>>147553919
You can try, little man!
>>147554356
>Wait an eternity
3 seconds. If you can't spare 3 seconds you're total shit.
>>147553781
>play ranked
>lose
>plat free play
>win
I don't even know why I try ranked. 75% of the games boil down to coinflips or the amount of leavers.
>>147554225
Sorry you got calibtated at the retard level where the skilled Zaryas don't exist.
Keep working champ, maybe you'll get to my level some day.
>>147554064
No, don't give me this shit about "you can already shut down ultimates" meme. I've watched enough competitive Overwatch to know this is a lie.
You aren't going to hit any fucking consistency against Reaper/Pharah/Zarya/Reinhardt/Mercy. They will do the damage they want and get a good trade.
The meta in this game is 100% ultimate management. And it is fucking cancer.
>>147553025
>includes an official tweet in the image
>b-but they don't know what they're talking about!
Genji nerf when?
Has way too much mobility, who thought spamming double jump was a good mechanic
He simply needs a 1-2 sec cooldown after landing before another double jump can be performed
Pharah is meant for ______.
>>147554369
Mercy
>Micromanage the fuck out of my teams health
>Lshift saves to get my adrenaline going
>Helping my team to victory knowing I won't get PotG even with a 5man rez tickles my humble-bone
thank fucking god comp is out
finally I can instalock my Tracerfu in QP everytime without autistic crying
>>147554461
It really just sounds like this isn't the game for you, anon
>>147554356
>guys I can't stop holding m1 for 2 seconds or I'll die
It sounds like you're playing a hero with a large hitbox, in which case you have several options.
>Find cover/inhale
>use shield
>use jump
>use booster
If you're not playing a hero with a large hitbox, you can
>hit space until you find cover
>use one of your many abilities
Ayyyy lmao
>>147554252
>leavers tanking 3 points worth of derank
>soon fall into the single digits with all the other leavers
I actually LOVE this idea
>>147554458
>Implying that there are no skilled Zarya's in the rank 60 queue
>>147554369
Dva.
>High mobility
>Area/attack denial.
>Chunky mech sounds.
>Nuke drops
>Rapid shot projectile pistol
>Almost as annoying to kill as Mei.
So fucking fun.
>>147554509
Long distance splash damage and area control
>>147530478
Where the fuck is the rest of the OP?
We're missing about half the shit.
Did you guys see this already? I just found it on ex
http://exhentai.org/g/949727/fb357393df/
>>147554509
loving
and justice
and love of justice
>>147554452
>implying the real coinflip isn't me getting matched with the level 46 Bastion main
JUST
>>147554509
To snatch up all the salty TF2 fans who were looking for a better game?
>>147554917
I don't want to see any more hot monkey dick.
Or weird unbirthing shit.
Just give me pharah's mom and mercy getting tag teamed by Morrison and Reyes
>>147554601
>Offers legitimate and constructive criticism about a game in its infant stage
>"Sounds like this game isn't for you"
If you aren't going to give a shit about the turds you are being served, why bother participating in the discourse about the turds? Or do you genuinely think the game gets better because Reaper can get a triple kill by LoS:ing the team at one of the billion chokepoints that exist and press Q to "outplay" the enemy team?
WHY DO I GET 2 MINUTE Qs FOR A FUCKING QP
124th for Blizzard-endorsed aimbot cheating in tournaments by professional Overwatch player EnvyUs.Taimou
124th for the 'EnvyUs' team being owned by CSGO gambling criminal 'tmartn'
>>147553359
Source is my ass because Blizzard is more likely to make an ability unplayable than to actually make an effort to try and balance their fucking game.
>>147554690
I only wish the nuke was more consistent. In organized play, I'm sure it can always be useful. But solo, it's random as to whether I get a quadra kill and stomp or I do nothing. At least I can always just throw them out, and they fuck up bastions and ulting torbjorns.
From rank 51 to rank 64 within a week, feels good man. All solo as well
>>147555206
Wasn't taimou banned from another game for this?
>>147555073
>This game isn't like other shooters
>let's point out the obvious and call it criticism
I play overwatch for the satisfying as fuck team kills and animations.
I also enjoy my vanilla murder sprees, and those come with enough frequency that I can depend on it as a fairly common occurrence.
If I wanted a higher skill cap and want my game to revolve around my m1 management, I'd play cs:go
Literally every game is "management" of something, in Overwatch you need to reliably charge your ults and use them wisely, it's a core part of the game, not cancer.
>>147555294
Started at 45 and I'm at 57 right now.
Solo as well.
>>147555294
>tfw when solo AND support/tank player
>>147555421
It just feels bretty gud desu
>>147554917
>Mei is 31
what the fuck
I play Overwatch on PS4.
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745746206#post-11
Something is happening with leavers
>>147555502
I understand Orb of Discord being based on Line of Sight, but is there any reason why Orb of Harmony should be Line of Sight?
>>147555502
>fill in support
>no one on my team does damage
>fill in tank
>no one heals much or does damage
>pick damage
>tank running off to chase their mercy and healer is camping with the torb
And I try
Oh my god do I try
>play mostly only one hero
>have crazy fun playing that one hero
>tfw everyone call for a nerf on that one hero
This is a very bitter feelingGuess the hero
>>147555264
The nuke is rarely used to actually kill. I use it mostly for area denial and wiping out nests, It causes the enemy to move which lets your team capitalize on that.
If you want to kill with it, you need to be sneaky and wait for the proper opportunity. It's best done when the enemy is engaged with your team, you boost and launch your mech up on an angle so the majority of the duration is eaten by travel time, and the difficulty of predicting where it's coming from because very few people look up when preoccupied. The best ones are when the mech pops mid-air like an actual nuke. Harder to hide from damage that's from above you, rather than coming at the side of you.
>>147555736
ZARYA, READY FOR DUTYI feel ya
>>147554690
>>147555264
D.va needs some serious fixes, to me. she's my most played character but I basically haven't touched her in the last month because people have learned how to deal with almost all of her tools.
>Self Destruct is the only ult in the game that has a UI warning pop up for the intended targets
>The center of the warning is a perfect representation of your LOS to the ability and can be broken by signposts and other fluff.
What in the actual fuck, Blizz.
I mean, I lover her to death but I can only have so much fun Defense Matrixing ults.
>>147555736
Only thing people want nerfed right now is Zarya.
I believe Tracer should be removed entirely.
>>147555714
Two sides of the same coin, dingus
>>147555134
>any experienced D.Va player willing to shed some light on it?
there are none
the main issue with d.va is that she cant 1v1 anyone while all other tanks can, she doesnt have a heal nor a real shield because you can both shoot through defense matrix (when you are close enough) and at her legs while its up, she has no hard CC while all other tanks have one
shes focused easily because shes incredibly loud and makes stupid noises like a toy also her critbox is in the middle where almost all players aim for anyway, she has 500 armor that cant be used effectively because of said critbox and her ult is some kind of zoning ult that does nothing
shes some kind of team dependant character that needs her team to not be retarded which is basically never the case
Is there anyone out there above lv30 that still plays casually?
>>147553574
Ult charge is fucking atrocious unless she does damage. Her damage is bad unless you give her charge. You give her charge by shooting her shields. Do you follow? Stop shooting her shields unless she's doing something important like contesting for OT or if you're gangbanging her when she's alone.
>>147555937
I avoid competitive until I get gud and blizz fixes their shit.
>>147555937
level 108 reporting in
>play double healer
>get shit all exp for wins
nice system owbabbs
>>147555589
Same
>>147546083
>i want to hold pharahs prosthetic hand
fixed
> watching competitive streams
> both teams running the same comps everytime
Double lucio Double tracer Zarya and Winston. Awesome
>>147555640
>13
How has the game not forced you into a situation where you possibly cannot lose?
>People who ship Pharmercy despite the age difference
You fucks are almost as bad as the Mercy76 fucks
Does Torbjorn really deserve a nerf on consoles?
>>147555736
>play mostly only one hero
>have crazy fun playing that one hero
>tfw everyone call for a buff on that one hero
This is a very hopeful feeling
>team goes all mccree on hanamura attack
>we take first point but can't get second
>all of us switch to tracer in last minute
>we win
I tried , i really am trying but I hope next season will be more balanced
I constantly rotate between 40-43
I admit, I don't always play my best
But you mostly have those guys, they give 0 shits about the team, they don't know what flanking or a coordinated attack even is they just straight up go in and die
I usually try to get the tank or the heal
But there mostly is the bitter Reinhard or any other support/tank player who literally gets bitter when he doesn't get his PotG or 10 kills and instantly repicks some tracer/hanzo thus hurting the team even more
or those guys who pick Toubjörn on offense and completely fuck up and misactive Molten core
>their faces when
also this shit needs to get fixed too:
>be me
>playing a competitive match
>be defense on Hollywood
>literally rekt the shit out of enemies with Zarya and don't even let them near the point somewhere
>Rekt enemies so hard one of them even ragequits
>FUCK.jpg
>win game, only get 1/5th of XP because of Blizzards """Fairness"""
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD
Inb4 thicc posters
Why was McCree nerfed on console? He can't place his normal shots as well, he needed a stronger FTH. He's got fucking nothing now
Why do I suck so hard?
Doesn't matter what hero I pick, doesn't matter what the others in my team are playing, I ALWAYS have my ass handed to me.
How do I git gud? I'm level 25 btw.
>>147556338
How have you not killed yourself in frustration yet?
>>147555937
116 here with 68 rank
I play quick when I want practice the other heroes so I get familiar with them.
>>147551219
Step 1.) Hold M1
Step 2.) Melt Tanks
>>147556417
Because I'm really really really good with Zenyatta.
>>147556364
>Tracer is broken
Oh gee, what other news might you bring us?
>>147556414
>I'm level 25 btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>147556426
>116
>not already being familiar with all the heroes
How?
>>147556479
post stats
>>147556336
Yeah probably.
He's not bad once you figure out how to kill him, but torb stacking is basically unbeatable unless youre grouped.
Peeking also isn't as easy as it is on PC
>>147556319
Mercy and Pharah have less of an age gap than 76 and Mercy. What are you talking aobut?
>>147556319
>>147556512
Practice makes perfection, also I dont have chance to fucking play dps most of the time so I dont want to get rusty.
>>147556542
That's why I said almost as bad
It's still pretty gross though
People shouldn't be attracted to their PARENT'S friends
>>147553119
git gud. You can't just SHIFT+Q, unless you like getting raped by s76.
OWfags will literally defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw3uuPYPbp4&feature=youtu.be
>>147552251
>muh easy to notice and interrupt ults need to be even easier to notice and interrupt
Haha kys
How can one game have so many fuckable females? They're all gorgeous
>>147556338
> mostly play Zen, Lucio and Symmetra
> by the time they nerf Lucio, Zen will be buffed back up to viability
It's nice knowing I will always have a decent character i'm good at thats viable
>>147556336
I would settle for nerfing his rivet gun. His turret can be handled, although it is annoying how he can instantly build one and then shoot you to death with his rivet gun/turret combo in less the a second
>>147555937
I play casuallyon competitive.
>>147556507
>using youtube videos as a reaction
>>147556507
I guess I gotta keep losing some more then.
>>147556620
They are 5 years apart.
After high school, especially people in their thirties, no one really gives a shit about age differences
>>147556723
Blizzard makes attractive women nearly all the time.
>>147556382
>blizzard 'fairness'
>team with the leaver still takes FULL negative points for losing
Uuuuuuuh Blizz?
>>147556319
(You)
>>147530478
>godzilla: the younger years
>>147556620
5 years anon
>>147556290
I am 2nd worst placer and am in a party with the 1st worst.
>Leaving a team when they are too fucking stupid to deal with a reinhardt + torb combo
Man, that first room on defender's left of the first chokepoint on Hannamura is a POTG machine for Symmetra. And they never learn, they keep running straight through my designated shitting doorway.
Have you come across any salt today?
What problems did Mercy have with Overwatch?
Is it just a Swissnigger being a Swissnigger and believing neutrality is best, even in the face of evil?
>>147555225
So no source then
k
>>147546083
you sick fuck
>>147556925
>Throwing so hard that you have plummeted down to the single digits
>>147556698
surprised he didn't start teabagging the tracer
>>147556938
>gets mad at the opposition for focusing down the most important hero in the game
how fucking dense can you even be?
>>147555937
Me, because I go to pieces under pressure and I would be THAT GUY on every comp team that basically enables the enemy team to steamroll us.
>>147555736
I know that feel, we're probably using the same character too.
I've gotten the hang of playing a different since just to be safe.
>>147556512
Maybe if you played every hero from the start and not select ones to really practice them. Having to constantly swap and not really learn anything has to suck
>>147552175
Except for reinhardt, bastion, torbjorn, roadhog, winston and symmetra, unless I'm mistaken
Does the game weight map choices towards KOTH maps?
I've been getting them way too often and I'm fuckin annoyed at this point.
>>147556338
yep. im almost scared of them buffing him
>>147557009
I imagine the possibly immoral experiments involving Reyes' transformation and her own mortality probably turned her off to the idea. My headcanon with her lore kinda reminds me of Alphys from Undertale.
I was away for duty for 2 months. I've returned now Anons, and I've missed you /owg/.
Pharah helped me get through the training.
Also, I'm rank 47.
>>147553249
refer to picture
>>147552251
>Zenyatta
>>Discord orb goes through barriers
JUST GIVE HIM SOME FUCKING HEALTH
AAAAAAA
>>147556762
>being trash
>calling it "fun"
>>147557009
>Because her parents had been taken by war, Ziegler was opposed to the organization's militaristic approach to keeping global peace. Ultimately, she recognized that Overwatch offered her the opportunity to save lives on a much larger scale. As Overwatch's head of medical research, Angela sought to leverage her work for healing in frontline crises.
>>147556881
but what's the point in cutting winners XP?
You play good, make one crybaby ragequit and LITERALLY get punished for that then
You can't make that shit up
>>147556938
>widow mains going ballistic in chat after the hot monkey dick
>mercies getting mad in general
>>147556762
kys f.a.m
>you ill never marry Mei
You know, McCree isn't so bad
He isn't a lonesome brawler like he was before but he can still be useful in a team fight. Flashbanging important targets in something like king of the hill and guaranteeing a kill is nice. Especially like a ulting winston. His M1 does great damage so if you can aim you can pick off targets as they get closer to the point too.
He still probably needs some adjustment but he isn't as bad as people say
>>147557264
What about this part
>>147551389
>Golden 76 not always accompanied by 4 gold medals, +Silver in healing
>Edgy CoD skullmask 76 used by better players
Same for Paragon Rein and the edgy axe skins and gaudy lionspam
Bait too good to pass up
>>147552251
I fucking love the MODERN ART you can make in this game.
Did one with Zen's Discord-graffiti and Roadhog's fist thing
>>147556723
Because it's really not difficult for women to be attractive.
>Playing quick play on console because I'm bored.
>Team picks all Tracers on Route: 66.
Shit was fucking fun.
>>147557326
>Ziegler was opposed to the organization's militaristic approach to keeping global peace
What possible other way is there to keeping global peace?
>>147556925
If you could get a 6 man stack together, wouldn't you be able to plummet a lot faster?
>>147551389
except young genji is absolute shitters
pros use chrome
>>147557316
for the last fucking time Zenyatta doesn't need any more health.
At most what he needs is for his health to be converted to Armor because he is a robot.
But he doesn't need to have MORE health, he just needs a faster move rate.
zenyatta now ignores barriers and shields
his rmb gives him a small shield for every hit that decays after a while.
I digged this Screenshot from when I played a Numbani defence with 5 friends and we cheesed it with 5 Torbs and a Lucio.
I wonder what happened to him, was he assblasted of the planet?
>>147557317
>>147557370
>Your rank is useless because muh forced 50
>Competitive gives more EXP than Quick Play
>Also gives you competitive tokens
>Only play solo so guaranteed Hanzo/Genji shitters
>Odds are someone will quit the match out of salt anyway
Give me one reason to play quick play over competitive while enjoying myself how I see fit.
>>147552251
I would have liked if the Orb of Discord granted some subtle tracking on the orbs to those enemies, on top of this Barrier-penetration.
Zenyatta will teach Zarya about Omnic culture as he penetrates her barriers
>>147557587
>What possible other way is there to keeping global peace?
by not being a retarded american who just bombs his way to freedom
We need a map withMORE PITS.
>People who actually think they can judge players skill purely by skin choice
I bet you also believe toast ALWAYS falls butter side up too, huh?
>>147557240
>My headcanon with her lore kinda reminds me of Alphys from Undertale
Christ, this is the kind of people I'm playing with.
>>147557607
Might as well just delete Reinhardt from the game.
Still looking for mercy Google folder Anon
>>147557663
>Convince team to do 2 winston,2 lucio, 2 reaper
>It's an absolute stomp and the enemy team can't do anyhting no matter what they switch to
Hero stacking is really fun and cool!!! :D
>>147557717
>Competitive gives more EXP than Quick Play
was this even confirmed
>>147557738
To be fair, the European colonialism approach isn't much better and those have been the only two real attempts at global law and order.
>>147557851
>>147551690
tvique. Tailspin streams occasionally but he hardly plays pharah in pubs.
>>147557587
possibly one that wasn't given carte blanche on operations like the overwatch organization was.
Allegedly there was some shady shit going on in overwatch, and that's not even mentioning the stuff Blackwatch got up to.
>>147557803
I'm pretty decent with Pharah and only use her default skin, since her legendaries are shit. The mecha ones ruin her face.
I love blizzard matchmaking
>start on winstreak at 46
>climb to 54
>now on a losestreak
>rank 48 currently
just got put into a solo group vs a 3 and 2 man stack on the other team
fuck this game, might as well just do quick play
>>147557467
That black bar stops at the front of the thigh, so id guess some type of stabilization for her knees since she is capable of rocketing into the air wearing a metal suit of armor. Even with jets to slow her decent I'm sure that the weight of the armor still does a number on the wearers joints.
But I'm no mechanical engineer and Phara's a fictional character so what do I know
>>147556880
>tracer undressing morrisson with her eyes
>>147557009
Corruption and the over militarised focus even when it's a peace keeping force. Legit reasons really.
>>147556735
I doubt they'll nerf Lucio...they'll probably just give Zen the buffs and be done with it since he's a glass-cannon with that crazy DPS output for a healer
>>147556338
I'm with you though the only thing I can't figure out on Zenyatta is aiming properly since I can never seem to time his main-attack's velocity with where I'm trying to lead the shot on the enemy.
What's your method or do you just pray you're firing at an enemy standing still/moving towards/away from you?
>Numbani
Worst fucking map. It ALWAYS makes my team pick Hanzo and similar useless shitters on offense.
>>147557896
I'm saying that based off personal experience, not anything Blizzard may have said in the past.
>>147556938
>Enemy McMidday high noons
>put an ice wall in front of him
>he abuses me on chat for the rest of the game
>>147557820
the main idea was to make him a hard counter to zarya, but hell Reinhardt's pretty damn good as well its not like he has many counters
>>147557595
well i am in contact with the 3rd worst as well, so with 3 people it always works by just doing nothing. if we are 2 we sometimes have to "help out".
If you want to rank down too add me: Maebbie#21177
>>147557980
>Doesn't use Security Chief
So you're shit then?
>>147557945
>Yes this looks like something I can be proud of
>Time to show the internet
