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>>147475632
Azura a shit
>>147527773
Azura a cute
Azura is shit
Cutest family
Azura is okay
You are the oceans gay waves
>>147527823
Azura is cute
>>147527813
>>147527969
Azura is literal shit
I love Nina!
>>147528018
This.
This
Azura is cute
This azura is shit this
>>147528018
Azura is literal cute.
>>147528131
This.
Azura is just okay.
>>147528153
Samefag. Fuck off shitzurafag
I don't care about Azura
>>147528065
Samefag. Fuck off anti-azurafag.
Imagine Azuras cute giggling as you play footsies with her
>>147528432
My feets are a little rough and calloused, not soft and comfy like hers, I don't think she'd like it.
>>147528473
Well her and corrin walk around barefoot everywhere so they sure as shit arent soft.
>>147528473
She never wears shoes, there's no way her feet are soft
>>147528432
Imagine Azuras scream of agony as you step on her face
>>147528581
>>147528591
But /v/ told me all girls are soft
>>147528473
Azura is a dancer, her feet are probably rough and calloused too. I doubt anybody has soft feet in the game. Maybe Elise because she uses a horse.
Haven't been here in a while, but I thought this was funny.
>>147528605
Imagine Azura's sweet smile as you kissu her face.
>>147528772
I'd rather punch her in the face..
>>147528772
Imagine her cute face as you hold her tight while sitting under a tree at sunset
>>147528895
I'd rather poke her in the face!
>>147528772
You know, I don't mind Azura. Her hair is nice and I like her dub. It's just that marrying her means I get Shigure and I hate Shigure's design the most in the game.
Yes, even more than goddamn Siegbert.
Why are Azuracucks so cancerous?
>>147529024
>I like Azura
>but man i fucking HATE shigure
Is this bizarro /feg/??
>>147528941
Yeah watch her soft cheeks push in! Cute!
>>147529024
Her dub is pretty shit honestly.
>>147529051
Because you made them this waym its entirly your fault
>>147529051
>not the first post from this IP
I wonder how many proAzura and antiAzura posts you made before making that deduction.
>>147529024
Her hair is shit. So much clipping.
>>147527438
>dressing your young daughter lewdly so men can stare at her all day
Azura's a shit beauty paegent mom.
>>147529204
>marrying cuckmeido
>>147529110
Everyone's dub is shit
At that point its just a matter of what you prefer out of that pile
Flora > Azura in my humble opinion
>>147528895
I'd rather dismember her and leave her mangled body in a shady area to be raped to death by bandits
>>147529338
What was the comfy and humble scale you used to determine that?
Anyone have a link to Azura nudes, some friend is asking for them
>>147529236
Why so triggered waterpal?
>>147529385
>banditfags
They're still reeling from the Roy/Lilina card my dude.
If someone really loves you, wouldn't the right thing to be to love her back?
I married Beruka because shes cute
>>147529236
Shut up Shitzurafag
>>147529458
Not when she's NTRing Brady.
>>147529213
The difference is that Beauty pageant moms live vicariously through their kids. If their kid is a beauty pageant star then they're a beauty pageant mom and therefore not a wrinkled up old husk.
Azura is just teaching her daughter to go into the family business of dancing their way into royalties lap which is excellent mothering.
>>147529458
What are you, fucking gay?
>>147529534
That doesn't even make sense, Azura was royalty to begin with.
Why is Hidden Truths 2 so hard? 1 wasn't that tough, but 2 is kicking my shit in.
>>147529449
>>147529503
>Florafags this mad that their waifu doesn't and will never love them
>>147529458
Shitvera isn't capable of human emotions
>>147529286
Objectively wrong.
While yes, most of the dub for the waifus ranges from shit to mediocre. There are a few that are pretty decent like Elise, Sakura, Charlotte and Oboro.
Then there are the husbandos who clearly got the better dub.
>>147529458
Honestly my standards are so low at the moment that I'd be perfectly happy with a Selena.
Knowing her she'd actually push me to suck less at everything.
>>147529601
She gives it up.
>>147529458
>when the tsun cant hold it in anymore and breaks out that smile
SO CUTE
>>147529696
There's nothing cute about Shitvera
Kys.
>>147529601
Yeah, Vallan royalty. Then she gave her claim to the throne as the rightful heir to Corrin so she could be his advisor/court dancer/concubine or something. I'm actually not sure why.
Anyway, the main point I was making was that she doesn't have to go "My Kanna is a sexy dancer girl so I could totally have been a sexy dancer girl." Because she already IS a sexy dancer girl. Hence, it's family business, not beauty pageant mom syndrome.
>>147529640
Elise is pretty shit I have no idea what you're talking about (that "big brother!" clip is awful) and Oboro is just okay, not spectacular.
I give Sakura/Charlotte's VA points for being able to differentiate between two characters who are complete opposites of each other, but not much else. Diskin did it better.
>>147529791
Spotted the tsundere. Its okay to smile! Everyone here love you!
POST AZURA NUDES
Thanks for taking the heat off us shitverafags
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57747989
Would you let Setsuna suck you
>>147529951
I would but husbandofags would make fun of me for my standards so I wont
>>147530016
Please, i need them for a friend
What are some of the saddest unit death quotes you've seen?
>"Ah, it was a miserable life... What could I expect but a miserable death..." -Geitz
Severa is cute.
>>147529791
I always read kys as kiss.
You want to kiss Severa.
>>147529976
Well she has the lips for it.
>>147529976
No, she's my mother-in-law.
I like Hana
>>147530169
But why?
Where do I sign up for the Severa fan club?
>tfw Severa falls in love with you
uhhh
>>147529642
Sev would be the perfect life coach to be honest.
>calls you a fatty, whips you in shape
>calls you stupid, drives you to learn more
>says the relationship sucks, causes you to become more romantic
By the time you please her, you're a goddamn superman.
>>147530220
You can join anywhete at any time, as long as you love tsun.
>>147530085
How do I recruit him anyways?
>>147530382
I do! I do! She's so cute!
Are you still offering T-shirts for new members?
>>147529976
wtf is wrong with that body. Its like a penis attached to a blob
>>147530539
Fuck off
>>147530626
>Its like a penis attached to a blob
Sounds par for the course for Setsuna if you ask me
>awakening Einherjar have voices
>just not in the dub
>>147530085Soleli's
>>147530539
We've seen it more fit to provide members with warm & comfy merc jackets, redeemed via one Partner Seal.
Who hates Azura the most?
>>147530801
Azura
>>147530687
I dont get it
>>147530801
Honestly? Azura.
She's pretty harsh on herself.
>>147530246
>>147530382
>>147530754
>image.jpg
>>147530801
Anankos!
>>147530754
What other cool and comfy prizes can I redeem with these nice seals?
Who loves ME the most?
>>147530978
Shitverafags are shitposters, what did you expect?
>>147531035
Your mom.
>>147531018
Fuck off already you annoying faggot. Stop, avatarfagging and replying to a shitposter too.
>>147528686
You were wrong
>>147531146
Don't you have a water to bully? Severa didn't do anything.
>>147531208
Severa is literal garbage. Worst personality in the game and a shit unit.
>>147531208
>Severafags throwing Azurafags under the bus
Now that's just low, petty, and pretty fucked up. What other shady tactics are they hiding?
>>147531335
autism
>>147529458
>that pic
Keaton does it better
I have a crush on Severa!
>>147531420
Thanks for your opinion but Keaton isn't a girl.
>>147531420
All the tsuns do it better desu severa is just a spiteful little prick
Rinkah is the a tsun
>>147531018
A whole lotta love, hugs, and occassional flowers.
>>147531603
I want to redeema kiss.How much is that?
FE15 WHEN
>>147531557
This. Severa's the bitchy girl for guys who like bitchy girlscan't fault them for that, but Rinkah is definitely the tsun.
>>147531035
Bioware?
>>147531713
>rinkah will never abduct you
>>147527894
Does Severa have nice smelling hair?
>>147531789
How can she abduct anyone with her abysmal strength
>>147531698
Never.
>>147531457
girl Keaton would be my waifu
>>147531925
*sniff sniff*..
>>147531872
Poor Rinkah...
They trained her wrong, as a joke.
>>147531952
>>147531952
>dog waif
>>147531557
Rinkah and Nyx both pull it off better and they're not even proper tsunderes. Rinkah doesn't know how to properly express herself and Nyx... Well, I forget why she was initially cold to people.
I want to go balls deep into my mother's best friend.
Then wipe the cum off on her shiny hair.
>>147532115
she probably would like that too desu
>>147531952
she just isn't as good her bro-tier father
>>147531872
I dare you to say that again
>>147531647
Free for all Club members.
>>147532228
Look at all thatdefense.
>>147531557
>waifu Rinkah on my first playthrough because abs
>notice her subpar Strength and worry I might have tainted Kana in some way
>promote Rinkah into a Blacksmith
>she stabilizes and I realize she can tank like a motherfucker
>Kana turns out fine for a child unit regardless
I swear Rinkah is difficult to work with, but she's well worth the effort.
>>147532228
Rinkah is weak.
>>147532247
Perfect, just perfect. What kind of fool could possibly turn such an offer down?
>>147532213
None of the girls are as good as the husbandos, because IS can't write females
>>147531925
Are you sure you want that
Which girl has the nicestsmile?
>>147532213
Neither Keaton or Velouria are good. Decent designs and genes maybe but they're essentially the same character, only Velouria is blunt instead of tsundere.
Unless you seriously think Keaton is well-written.
>>147532367
Cinnamon Roll. No contest.
>>147532115
Is Orochi into femdom or maledom? She seems like abothsort of woman to me.It sucks you can't capture Orochi because Hans gets murder happy in Cheve too early.
>>147532367
Lissa
>>147530708
It's actually an oversight by IS being a bunch of lazy fucks.
Japanese Awakening has 4 voice options for each MU with Silent being the 5th, IS axed the last 2 in the localization, however, for some weird reason, Einherjars are set to use Voice 4 of MU, which is fine and dandy since they don't exist.
However, for some weird reason, Female Voice ID 4 is an exact copy of Female Voice ID 3, which is why Females have a voice, they don't use Voice 3, they're using Voice 4 which just so happens to be an exact copy of voice 3, if you wanted Males to have voices too, you could probably go to the voice Library file and replace every file reference of voice 4 to voice 3 and have them have a voice too.
>>147532213
Shitdog isn't good in general
>>147532367
Elise's smile is worth destroying a nation.
>>147532367
She's a surprisingly cute womanchild at heart.
>>147532617
>tfw no snake-fu
>>147532597
It's too early in the morning for this. Can you come back in a few hours?
>>147532442
It's okay for Odin and Ophelia though
>>147532561
Ain't that something.
>>147532701
it's 1
>>147532361
with all my heart.
>>147532771
>living in a third world country
>>147532701
It's never too early in the morning to discuss why objectively shit characters are shit. Maybe give tumblr a try if you're looking to avoid hurt feelings.
>>147532759
It's really not. They have obnoxious personalities too, people just give them a pass because of sex appeal.
>>147532771
Go away Australia
>>147532494
>tfw Hans probably got to rape Orochi before I did
Fuck you Hans why couldn't I just kill you after that retardes chapter?
>>147533041
Its 1 inIndianaright now
>>147533009
Except their gimmicks are actually cute unlike the wolves garbage hoarding.
>>147532494
Is Hans autistic
>>147533081
>can't even embrace the dark and become a full-on edgelord
What the fuck is the point? I wanted to break Oboro.
>>147533179
Probably, he is essentially a genderbent Yuugiri.
>>147533171
Please don't defend shitty character archetypes just for the sake of shitposting. We already deal with that shit from Severafags.
>>147533256
Yuugiri is pretty normal off the battlefield though
Hans has no chill mode
>>147533179
Hans did nothing wrong, he is just a patriotic man killing enemies for his beloved nation.
>>147533171
>garbage
you mean treasure
>>147533402
When do you see Hans off the battlefield though?
>>147533256
>A genderbent Yuugiri
>In a world where Hoshido is the invaders and Nohr are the peaceful people forced to war, Yuugiri slaughtered the innocent inhabitants of Cheve, killing Benny and Charlotte even though the Nohrian army lost an surrendered. Luckily Leo got away to become even edgier.
>>147533469
When he's being called a criminal by Xander.
Hans is a fucking criminal, goddamn
>>147533469
>>147533402
Well you see Hans right before the march on Cheve, and he is all "We're glad to see your back. It increased morale. The chasm thing was just a test bro." Which was full of shit, but he also didn't rat Corrin out for not liking the slaughter to Garon, and even put in a good word for him. Hans is fucking weird.
>>147533513
I keep forgetting that Yuugiri beheads her enemies and you kill a lot of decent Nohrians
>>147533547
You mean to tell me he was a bandit or some such in the land where you were essentially forced to do that to survive?
What a shocker.
He's a criminal alright, a war criminal.
>>147533659
>she gets off on watching their life fade from their eyes
>>147533236
Someday we'll be allowed to be an actual edgy conqueror instead of the indecisive pussy we got with Corn.
>>147533402
>implying
You only see him on the battlefield really. Let's see what he does when off of it
>tries to help you
>calmly explains that he was under orders
>doesn't raise his voice against the royals while him and Iago were "under trial", only got hostile when they started to attack him
>>147533783
No, we won't.
It's a child's game and one of Nintendo's flagship series now
I've been interested in getting into the series and wanted to start of with Awakening.
Is there anything I should know beforehand?
Weeb magic is weird, but the spinning card thing is a lot cooler than the book thing half the time.
Some of the spirits are kind of meh to look at though. The snake and dragon and evil Calamity head gate are cool, but everything else is kind of meh.
The rat is adorable though.
>>147533901
>>147533783
Game where we play as a Walhart esque conqueror
>>147532494
She is the kind of girl who would playfully compete for dominance in bed.
>>147533950
Marry Aversa, Nowi, or Tiki.
Aside from them and Chrom, and you, everyone else is chaff and their deaths are of no consequence.
>>147533781
Shes scary
Also when you marry her shes like 40 and youre like 18
>>147533950
yes, don't start with Awakening
>>147534067
I bet she'd teach Corrin how to make her cum and be a lot of fun in bed.
What if Hans and Reina can marry each other
>>147534287
Their child is either completely normal or the antichrist
>>147534063
Why not a game where we play as what's basically a Rance clone? Going around, raping, killing people just because they're in his way, and taking over nations during his vacation from adventuring.
>>147534287
Don't go to their reception
how old is Orochi compared to Corrin and how old is Corrin compared to Takumi? orochi and takumi support has raised these questions
>>147534029
I like the paper spell
>>147532771
It's 1:30AM.
>>147533901
I know but let me dream, anon.
Unless you want me to cut my edgy wrists.
>>147534452
I think Orochi is in her late 20's and takumi is about 16
>>147534187
She's probably 31-35 which isn't much better.
>>147534452
I'd say Orochi is around 28-31. Takumi is like 16, and you're probably 17-18.
I have finally figured it out.
If I solo the child chapters with the amiibo characters and don't use them in the main game I can avoid the grinding I would have recieved by doing them and I get to use some new units.
>>147533236
This is what annoyed me about Conquest; it tries this half-assed attempt at "being the bad guys" and "bringing a revolution" and ends up doing neither.
The rebellion in Cheve was a perfect excuse to turn around at say "fuck you Garon". You put down the rebellion in the city quickly and effectively and then Hans, the man who previously tried to assassinate you and almost killed your mentor, comes along and makes everything x10 worse.
This is all in front of 2 members of the royal family mind you.
>>147534174
What about Lucina? I can't let someone voiced by Kobayashi Yu die or collect dust in some corner.
How come Corrin or even Gunter don't tell anybody that Hans tried killing them when they were in the bottomless canyon?
>>147534586
Why the fuck is it so hard to kill Garon anyway? He's one guy. You could just poison his drink and leave or something.
Or fucking do that to Iago and Hans. Why does the army even follow Garon? He's an asshole and isn't above murdering their families, why not just rebel the moment Hans and Iago are dead?
>>147534452
Well Orochi used to babysit Takumi. I'm guessing Takumi is like 16 years old so my best bet is Orochi is around late 20's to early 30's at most.
>>147534635
I did.
I've lost all hope in this life. I have no friends...and as the last man in my family, no one else can continue our bloodline. My future is grim and I have many consequences to suffer. But there's no reason to cry now, I've visited the road of despair far too many times...and I'll accept whatever fate has in store.
Comfort me, /feg/. Give me reason to break free from these sorrows and begin anew. But know this: There is no feeling in this world worse than loneliness. Not even death. Cherish all that you have, for it may one day disappear in the blink of an eye. Never let things like anger, fear and petty differences stop you from living a peaceful life. Learn to love all life for what it is. Always seek to improve yourself, and stay valiant in the face of despair. Or else you'll become a vile, malicious abomination. So many beautiful people have fallen to bitterness in this world, don't let yourself meet the same fate. Stay strong and strive for happiness. There's great potential in us all. It doesn't matter if you're weak, just bring hope to this world...while you still can...
>>147534745
Because that would be the smart thing to do. Can't have that.
>>147534374
This is nothing as compared to Shitzurafags pushing their dumb cousin~ cousin~ headcanons
>>147534745
>Why didnt the Hoshidos disarm Corrin when they captured him
>Why dont they just write Valla on a piece of paper to communicate about it
>How come Azura can teleport to Valla but they had to go the the bottomless canyon
>Why did scarlet have to die for no reason
>>147534492
Fuck off Australia
>>147534987
>Yeah that was dumb
>Curse would probably go off anyway, would you want to risk it?
>Azura and Corrin are vallites and can swim to Valla via any lake, but no one else is so they have to use the bottomless canyon portal
>Because
>>147534584
I ended up doing that in Awakening with a spotpass character since some child chapters were too hard earlier in the game
>>147535105
>>Azura and Corrin are vallites and can swim to Valla via any lake
Can't they just hold someone's hand and swim into the portal?
>>147535221
Apparently when Azura tried that with Gunter he was still left behind because it didn't work.
>>147535105
Actually. The royals can use the lake method as well due to having royal dragon blood.
>>147532494
>tfw little Orochi lewds
Fuck this waifu and husbando shit, I just want lewds of Fates girls who aren't Femui, Azura, or Camilla.
>hoshidans disarm corrin
>mom still alive
>stupid ass barrier still up
Does the game turn into a farm simulator now
LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS!
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME WHICH FATES FAMILY IS YOUR FAVORITE FROM A PURELY GAMEPLAY PERSPECTIVE AND WHY!
THE FIRST ONE TO MENTION THEIR WAIFU OR HOW CUTE THEIR KID'S HAIR IS HAS TO DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!
>>147535484
What, isn't like 2 doujins enough for you?
>>147535552
No, the confrontation at the border still happens, you just still don't remember your mom or realize you can turn into a dragon.
>>147534796
But I'm not you, though. I will take what you said into consideration regardless.
>>147534769
Rebellions need leaders. I assumed that Garon managed to either kill any noble/general he thought would oppose him, putting puppets like Iago or Hans on their place, or just took as hostages family members of the remaining ones, like happened with Flora and Felicia.
I wish they actually tried to make this more evident in the game. Just with this and having a decent reason why you're the only one who knows what happened to Garon (instead of just making Azura a retard) the plot would improve a lot. Add Garon actively manipulating Xander and not being just a MWAHAHAHA evil king and it would even make sense.
>>147535652
I want more than just Orochi, buddy. More Rinkah, Hana, and Charlotte lewds would be nice too.
>>147535723
I thought the confrontation at the border happens because of the attack. With the barrier up nohrian troops that arent faceless cant attack
Also couldnt corrin just sit on the throne to get his memories back
How are Corrin and company still able to visit the Astral Realm after Lilith dies? Or is the player meant to assume they lose access to their safe haven at that point in the story, despite it being functional outside of it, like how Azura dies in Endgame but is still a postgame unit?
>>147535651
Ryoma x Camilla for the unstoppable Shiro
>>147535871
He gets suspicious, remember? All he knows is that this random woman is calling him her son and that a bunch of people are his supposed siblings.
The confrontation would happen regardless, it's on the border, not within Hoshido.
I love Pieri and so do you!
>>147535651
Fuck you, eat lead.
>>147535651
Camilla/Velouria
Effie/Azama
Hinoka/Subaki for another Spear Master
Charotte/anyone physical for those dank GS boosts
>>147531872
>>147531976
>>147532228
>>147532285
>>147532301
Rinkah is the worst.
>>147536104
FUCK OFF LASLOW
>>147535756
And you, you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
>>147536025
Man Fates' story is pretty bad
>>147536304
>Inigo shitposts his love for Pieri
>didn't do it for Cynthia
Truly stolen, heart and soul.
>>147536479
I don't think my intelligence has been as insulted since I've played Metroid Other M. I really don't know how they cleared this garbage.
Peri is not my wife
t. Laslow
>>147536726
Peri is my wife and she fuck me with her futa cock
t.Laslow
>>147536831
Youre not me
>>147533641
It's funny too because Hans seems even more bloodthirsty than Tommy Wiseau and Dragon Dad, but Tommy has this hate-on for Corrin and Dragon Dad is totally irredeemable, so Hans ends up seeming not that bad by comparison.
Peri is ______'s wife
FILL THE BLANK
>>147536890
Laslow
t. The real Laslow
If Effie eats a ton of food every day, how does she not get fat?
Does it all just go to her tits?
>>147536890
Selena's
>>147536886
Dammit, now we have to deal with Shadow Laslow.
>>147536696
>other m
Fate's is not THAT bad, holy shit.
Even if you took out the whole developing team's brains and replaced then with literal shit they could never be capable of making something as bad as Other M.
>>147537020
squats and oats
>>147537020
Goes to her feet
>>147537020
She burns off the calories during exercise.
>>147537020
All she does is work out and eat, she easily burns those calories
>>147536726
>fast supports
Uhhhhhh
>>147537020
Isn't Nohr meant to be starving? Where the fuck is she getting all that food from?
>>147537192
Thats just because Laslow is a slut
>>147537197
retainer privileges
all of nohr's food goes to the royals and effie
>>147537197
Mozu grows it
>>147537197
She part of the privileged elite, obviously.
>>147537197
People.
She's eating people.
