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>>147437545
Cutest family
I love Sakura!
noire is my wife and morgan is our daughter
>>147475918
Reminds me of that anon who tries to pass off that butt-baby picture as a Nina!Kana picture.
Azura a literal cute
>>147476131
More like she's literal shit
Who should my Conquest waifu be? Leaning on either Flora, Felicia or Sophie
>>147476223
>not the first post from this IP
Pretty low tb.h tharjafag, I thought you had more class.
>>147476343
Felicia desu
>>147476349
>implying it isn't the cutest family fag
And I'm not even joking on that, other people have noticed it too
>>147476349
Uhhh IP forensics here, ackshually if you look at the typing style, the lack of a period matches only one previous IP and it's not the spic.>>147475715
>>147476532
You're known for phoneposting and editing pics. Plus you're getting extremely defensive so it was most likely you.
Kys
>>147476532
>>147476571
Oh fuck, Cutest familyfag, no...
>>147476532
>>147476571
Bullshit, husbandofags never shitpost.
>>147476532
See, spic, if you were smart, you'd know that cutest familyfag actually likes Azura and has had friendly back and fourths with cutest mamui familyfag.
>>147476629
>You're known for phoneposting
If I was phone posting that post would have been from a different IP, or the post timer would have been 90 seconds apart
>and editing pics.
You literally have no proof of that, but I guess I can't prove it either because all I'll get is "it's edited!"
Now stop trying play Janitor anon
>>147476125
No bully!
>>147476845
>you'd know that cutest familyfag actually likes Azura and has had friendly back and fourths with cutest mamui familyfag.
Wow, I guess that was all lip service from the start. On the inside, he's petty and bitter towards her, no different from the rest of us.
>>147476845
And where is the cutest mamui familyfag? Maybe they got tired of them and finally murdered them, ever think about that?
>>147476871
Isn't there already a Nina/Corrin picture though? I think it's some tumblr pic, you don't have to keep using that one.
>>147476332
Who is Ryoma's favorite cocksleeve?
>>147476794
The punctuation (or lack thereof) doesn't lie.
>>147476989
Saizo.
>>147476989
everyone
>>147476871
I want to pound that buttbaby in the butt.
Literal perfection.
>>147475918
Here's another one for you.
Hey guys I used FEFTwiddler and changed a few numbers to give myself insane cap stats.
I am le ebin hacker xd
>>147477262
This is actually making me wonder if there actually is any Noire!Morgan fanart out there. I know there's some Noire/Robin stuff but not sure about Noire!Morgan.
>>147477506
right here, are you blind
>>147475918
>>147477262
Why does the beginning of every thread have to be meta shitters wanking themselves and bringing themselves up? And the spic is always the perpetrator.
>>147477181
I like Hana
>>147477591
Tripspic is hateful of anyone getting attention over him
would you?
>>147477591
Because the spic likes to call out any waifu or husbando fag for anything bad because apparently that magically makes him a good or better poster. Of course he doesn't realize that it just makes his falseflagging more obvious.
>>147477805
No. But only because my bane reduces magic.
>>147477591
Just report and ignore. Tharjakek is ban evading anyways.
>>147477805
Kill her? Yes.
treasure buddies!I hope this artist improves, I like their coloring and linework.
>>147477554
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47469247
http://sonschmarn.tumblr.com/post/86709206307/yarnes-ears-always-feel-a-bit-sore-big
Sorry brotato, it's sibling stuff.
>>147477884
>ban evading
No I'm fucking not you prick
>>147477851
This. He pretends to be mad at the stupidest or most arbitrary shit just for the sake of causing trouble. Like when he tried to call out Vate for his posting etiquette while trying to claim he was a better poster.
>>147477506
The picture you posted is obviously MaMU!Noire because both Morgan and Noire have different hair color
These however are Noire!Morgans because they share the same haircolor
>>147477262
>>147475918
>>147477962
>actually changing the descriptions for the pictures
how pathetic can you get
Be sure to salute your freedom to love tsuntails today, okay?
>replying to shitposters
Why do you fags even bother? He gets off on attention and ruining the thread.
>>147478145
I, too, believe in the freedom to be a masochist who gets a thrill out of being mistreated
>>147478145
Severa is shit and worst girl.
>>147478191
he's just samefagging, just ignore him
>>147478145
Kill yourself Shitveracuck
>>147478063
>deleted almost as soon as was posted
NANI?
>>147478145
I'd shoot a firework right at her ugly face
>>147478237
That isn't how hair inheritance works though. It's most likely default Noire and default Morgan just being friends.
>>147477181
>>147477676
What did the Elevens not like about her?
>>147477962
(lol whatever you say, spic.
>>147478674
wew exposed.
>>147478654
Used goods cuckbait waifu
>le daughteru shit
Yep I'm gonna fuck off until the shitposter gets tired of this cancerous funposting.
>>147478741
So you're never posting here again? Probably not the worst idea.
>>147478654
Page describing capture function made it look like she was fucking them so all the japs abandoned her.
>>147478731
Pretty sure they don't use our shitty memes.
>>147478652
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>147478741
>can't post my waifu without setting of an autistic string of shitposting every single time
Wish that perma ban he "got" was real and not an obvious fake edit he used for attention.
>>147478652
kill yourself already
>>147478674
The spic probably made this himself. When you're looking at your post from the ban page the number is changed to XXX. I wouldn't be surprised if he made this back then for more attention.
It wouldn't surprise me since it somehow got posted on /feg/ despite him being "banned" permanently. How the fuck would that even happen? He'd either have to post it himself or send it to someone who cared enough to post it (nobody).
Which sibling fits Shigure the best?
>>147478936
Seriously
I just want to post Noire without that faggot piping up with ''um actually that's my cute daughteru not a wife''
>>147479260
You can start by ignoring him completely and posting whatever you want. Shitposting retard be damned.
>>147478927
Really?
>>147475771
Go fuck yourself.
>>147479218
None because Shitgure a shit.
>>147479395
That's it.
Who did you marry for the three routes?
Pic related.
Post lewd noire.
>>147479473
Kaze on all three baby. REMAIN CALM
>>147479260
Just filter him. It has the benefit of also filtering the shitposts that usually follow.
>>147475771
>>147479472
That sounds pretty petty
>>147479473
Felicia in Birthrout
Odin in Conquest Hard
Elise in Revelation Hard
Leo in Conquest Lunatic
Laslow in Revelation Lunatic
Noire was made for impregnating.
>>147479667
Never underestimate otaku insecurity.
>>147479667
I don't think it's actually that, else it'd be more well-known. 2ch was confused about it as well. The only other explanation I've heard is that a line from Orochi's lottery thing is kind of condescending and plays on otaku insecurities or something.
>>147479778
Yarne made a good decision. Her womb will give life to many healthy Taguel kits.
>>147479473
>Conquest
Someone different each run. Done Elise, Ophelia, Felicia and Mozu.
>Birthright
Kaden for Diviner access and bonus Selkie.
>Revelation
Mozu, every time.
This sewage isn't a replacement for official character art right?
>>147478378
Guess she'd be a real fiery redhead, huh?Don't harm the cute Sev.
Happy birthday Kiragi~
>>147479473
Hoshido: Oboro
Revelation: Oboro
Nohr: Midori
>>147479930
Japanese fans also hated Hana because she wouldn't use the correct honorifics. They take their notions of respect very seriously over there.
>>147479260
Do it. Fuck that guy (I need Noire pics too pls).
>>147480312
Wasn't that just the funeral thread? I wouldn't take that as an indicator of general fandom sentiment.
>>147479930
Why is it so hard to believe that her profile's insinuation that she's using her body to recruit POWs is a turnoff to waifufags?
>>147480337
Might as well post this since I'm trawling through tumblr for art right now.
>>147480312
That's fucking retarded, though I guess I can't fault them for cultural differences. I want to, but it wouldn't be fair.
>>147479473
Xander twice and Sakura. Although I never did Birthright.
>>147479958
I hate tharjafag too but don't take it out on Noire
She deserves someone better like Gerome
>>147480459
>that torso
>>147480459
>Noire's waist
>>147480534
The way she makes him confess is way too cute.
>>147480589
>>147480615
I did say I was going through tumblr for art desu
>>147480459
What the fuck is wrong with Noire?
Noire is shit.
cum on Noire
Noire is literal garbage fuck off cuck.
>>147480758
same could be said of all waifus tbqh
>>147480758
>>147480852
trip on
>>147480534
The datamine doesn't lie. Why do you think Odin's strength is better than his magic?
>>147480914
Lissa deserves better than Vaike.
>>147479473
Jakob in Conquest, Azama in Birthright and Jakob again in Revelation.
>>147480914
>The datamine doesn't lie
Poor sexless Robin. Couldn't even hook up with Chrom
>>147480914
Then does Libra!Severa make her fat?
>>147480914
Why does Laslow have zero Magic growth, then?
>>147480914
If Vaike was Odin's dad, Odin would be fast instead of a fucking fatass.
>>147481013
He hooks up with Say'ri
Similarly, FeMU hooks up with Lon'qu
>>147480910
Bigger please.
>>147481095
Anankos got rid of his magic, but he kept his slowness and high skill
I've never really played an FE game before, I started playing Awakening the other day. I'm doing fine with the game itself, but I'm just at a complete loss what classes to change into and when, especially the MC. I went with a strength+/luck- MC and I'm 90% certain I'm going to end up marrying Nowi.
>>147481156
No they don't. No fast supports.
>>147481186
We can only go so big
>>147481013
We already talked about this, Grima!Robin never gets the pussy. And his lust is what allows Grima to take over, raping your waifu to produce the Morgan that's in your army. (You)!Robin was able to get the pussy, changing fate, and not allowing you to get possessed by Grima.
What would you do with Noire's tits?
>>147481419
Nice headcanon
>>147481381
We can go bigger. We just need to think of alternative means of doing so.
>>147481449
Suck mostly.
>>147481419
Does that mean leaving Robin unmarried leads to a Bad End?
>>147481449
Noire titties?
>>147481615
What does his unmarried ending say?
>>147481625
>Bride class will never come back.
Just fuck me up IS.
>tharjafag is dead
>noire reigns supreme
It's a good day
>datamines are officially /feg/-approved
Just
Cuck!
>>147481829
Wew I guess they were CANON after all
>>147480914
>Vaike is a theatric person that refers to himself in the third person
>Owain is Chuuni
It fits.
>>147481270
You don't have to worry too much about when to reclass in Awakening since Second Seals reset your level to 1, which means you can level up indefinitely. So you just reclass for whatever skills you want.
http://serenesforest.net/awakening/miscellaneous/skills/
If you want to keep things simple for your first playthrough, just promote at 20, stick to your promoted class till 15, then start reclassing.
Sucking on Noire's futa cock.
>>147481965
Trip back on
>>147481829
>>147481918
>going by datamemes Azura wins but Lucina doesn't
Uhh thats not how it works bro
>>147482013
Corrin fast supports with all of their siblings and Azura.
>>147481965
That was a good doujin
>>147482067
and servants
>>147482067
Irrelevant for mamui because of the mamui problem :^)
What happens when she opens her mouth?
Lucina is _____
>>147482013
Aqua is as much canon as their servants and other siblings.
Robin, like all self inserts before them, is forever alone.
>>147482147
Gerome jams his dick inside
>>147482147
but she can't open her mouth
>>147482148
sexual
>>147482246
>implying Nah would let him
Anybody have any other good Fates sprite edits?
I love Oboro!
Felicia is the cutest! Nobody could ever make me feel as happy as she does! She is truly perfect in every single way to me! I want her to always be happy and smiling! I could never ask for more! I love Felicia!
>>147482557
wew
you'll never get past her defenses
>>147482590
Who was your Awakening waifu?
>>147482552
I remember thinking that Selena, Odin, and Laslow weren't the future kids but from the saved timeline. The reason their names were different was because their parents didn't want to chose the same names as the future kids.
>>147482660
Soleil's BIG BREASTS
>>147482147
Noire daki
http://imgur.com/zVHsC5a
>>147482557
>people never call this artist shit if she draws another girl
really makes u think..
>>147482660
Sucking and fucking Soleil's big titties.
>>147482758
>implying
Also, another.
>>147482810
Nice desu
Blonde Noire is great
>>147482820
They're a shit artist until they draw their waifu desu
>>147482892
I'd rather grope her huge ass desu
Now it's accurate.
I accidentally left my Kana in the Deeprealms for too long and now she's sexy, mature, makes smart decisions, and all the guys in the army want her.
What do I do?
>>147482790
>>147482892
always thought the ophelia one was better
>>147482990
Same desu
>>147483060
not canon
>>147483041
Give her to Kiragi
Anyone else having difficulty connecting online with Fates?
>>147483041
I'm taking her.
>Solelcucks shitting up another thread with their headcanon
>>147483041
Literally all of them? Including her uncles?
>>147483229
>azurafag shitposting again
not surprising
Jesus Christ is Birthright a step down from Conquest gameplay-wise.
The plot is still pissing me off too.
>>147483154
neither are Solel's
>>147483041
Quietly commit suicide and let your daughter silently replace you.
>>147483041
>all the guys in the army want her.
As long as treehouse is here you have very little to worry about.
>>147483349
>Playing Conquest first
Your fault desu
>>147483316
Calling you out for shitposting isn't shitposting, pal
I love Pieri and so do you!
>>147483368
Yes they are, look at her convo with Camilla, she has big breasts.
>>147483229
>>147483316
>>147483502
>these posts are all the post timer's length apart
hmmmmm
>>147483525
I'm so lonely, I'll take her.
>>147483454
what does the light red/pink mean?
>>147483454
and I thought I was a support autist
>>147483464
I only bought Conquest first because I liked the look of their box characters more.
The game itself was fun (even if the story was one of the most intelligence-insulting abortions I've been exposed to in recent memory). Birthright is becoming really boring and the plot is just as bad.
>>147483454
Holy shit, Siegbert, at least take them out to dinner first.
>>147483454
>doomed to love a furry and Norman Bates
Harsh.
>>147483576
>Literally says that she thanks Camilla for them
Nope
Happy birthday, Kiragi. I couldn't ask for a better son-in-law. You're skilled, competent, focused, and cheerful - everything I'm not.
>>147483454
>soleil's column
>>147483653
I don't know. Maybe it's romantic but there's no actual confession or something.
>>147483454
>Soleil's spot with Forrest isn't "shot down in flames"
He paid her off in shampoo to never bother him again.
>>147483454
>Trying to make it look nice
(lol fuck off serenes. All girls that aren't Ophelia or Selkie shoot M!Kana down and all dudes that aren't Kiragi or Percy shoot F!Kana down
>>147483898
I think Forrest is "close enough".
>>147483898
That's obviously how cute girls confess to each other.
>>147483680
Why are your standards/expectations so high for the story in a game like Fates in the first place? It's like going into some dumb action flick and spending the whole time trying to pick apart the plot. I don't understand you people and your autism.
Reminder that you are the only one who can make Soleil happy! Make sure to marry her at least once!
>>147484040
Too bad I'm playing the canon version.
>>147484040
You should make her happy instead.
>>147484040
Fuck off NoAcuck
>>147484015
I still liked Conquest a lot, but that doesn't mean I can't call the story dogshit, especially when it's trying to take itself seriously.
>>147484040
Treehouse pls go
>>147483981
>never dicks her or even acknowledge her confession
>"close enough"
Soleil is the best Corrinsexual.
>>147483454
>mfw male Kana's row, female Kana's column, and Soleil's column
This... is not okay.
>>147484303
She's not even one though, fuck off with this meme
>>147484015
>It's like going into some dumb action flick and spending the whole time trying to pick apart the plot
The fuck it is. Those movies know what they are. Fates actually tries to take itself seriously despite being a complete laughable mess.
Where were you when Soleil was confirmed to be canon with Corrin?
http://fe14festivalofbondstranslations.tumblr.com/post/146919572103/hoshidan-festival-rhajat-and-kanna-parent-child
Someone translated the Rhajat/Kana convo in a much better way than what I did.
>>147484438
When does it do that?
>>147484457
most people translate better than you desu
>>147484362
She can only find love with Corrin. How does this disqualify her from being a Corrinsexual?
>It's Soleilfag shitposting hour
>>147484538
I don't deny that at all, I was just linking to a better translation of one I've already done in case anybody wanted to read a more proper version.
>>147484536
When it plays LE SUPER SAD PIANO MUSIC when the asshole lying Lobster boils himself and Corrin has his 50th crying session over the douche's death.
And that's just an example.
>>147484601
That's every hour though *croaks smugly*
>>147484653
>there was supposed to be a manga of Fates' garbage plot released last year during the fall
I guess IS realized how terrible it was.
>>147484609
>a more proper version
Fuck I'm retarded.
>>147484015
>make a big deal out of making Fates' plot better
>go as far as to hire a mangaka to write pages upon pages of backstory
>acknowledge that Awakening's plot was terrible and promise that Fates will be better
>deliver the story
>it's just as bad as Awakening if not worse
It really doesn't take an expert to see why people are upset with the world and story of Fates.
>>147484457
So I looked at the translations tag and...
http://fe14festivalofbondstranslations.tumblr.com/post/146922836158/hoshidan-festival-soleil-and-kanna-parent-child
Huh. Wonder how NoA's going to deal with that.
>>147484739
I'm sure the backlash from the JP fanbase had something to do with it's """delay"""
>>147484457
I kinda doubt many people still care about the scrambles. And I don't like that tumblr's torrent of personal notes, comments and localizing flair.
>>147484779
>just as bad if not worse
It's worse. Much, much worse. It makes Awakening's story look great in comparison.
>>147484791
Replace the drug with imagination.
A comprehensive guide to fuck up /feg/
>download a few photos of a few different waifus who you want to shit post
>begin by talking about soleils boobs
>reply to self with image of one of the waifus you've choosen (likely azura or velour)
>use this to continue replying to yourself until others join in
>watch as the thread is shit up for at least an hour
>make next thread include a picture of the waifu you shitposted
>repeat
>>147484791
The same way they'll deal with most of Soleil's inappropriate supports as well as any fake incest jokes. Come up with something cool and funny to replace it.
>>147484457
>*snap*
>>147484891
I wonder if the interest will be reignited when they come out in English.
>>147485014
>*meme*
>>147484549
>treehouse jokes are canon
>>147484990
Soleilfags are massive shitposters, this is widely accepted knowledge.
>>147484990
don't expose my secrets bro
>>147484791
What'll happen if they get lazy and don't change shit?
>>147484891
They'll care when it gets localized. This place is going to turn into a train wreck.
On Conquest Chapter 26, and I may have an idea for a strategy to quickly weaken the opposing forces. I have Entrap, and people say I can use it to gang up on him. I want to clear the room of the Heroes, and get to the very edge with Elise, Felicia, or Flora and use Entrap on Iago and kick his ass. Does it work?
>>147485124
This. I remember when they used to shit on Nina months ago and tried to include her on the Filthy Waifu list or whatever it's called. Now it seems they attack Velouria for some autistic reason.
>>147485231
Entrap only works on units who can move. Iago can't move. However you can use it on Hans to kick his ass early and trigger the reinforcements so that they don't gangrape you.
this is my last post on /feg/, fuck this place
>>147485229
Yeah some stuff will definitely change so there'll be new content to shitpost about. Man I just can't wait for more cuck memes.
>>147485247
I think Soleilfags were upset that Nina came out of nowhere and stopped Soleil from getting a scramble conversation with Corrin.
>>147485247
Velouria used to be a popular shitpost target some months ago. She's gotten really popular for that stuff again for reasons I don't completely understand.
>>147484779
Them claiming that Fates' plot would be so much better was nothing but PR attempting to sway people who disliked the plot of Awakening. Expect the same song and dance for FE15. Also expect people to believe it and waste time critiquing what amounts to a silly animu plot all over again.
>>147485129
It'll be hilarious. I doubt all the normalfags who bought it will be happy with such creepy content.
>>147485501
>Them claiming that Fates' plot would be so much better was nothing but PR
And this somehow makes it immune to criticism?
Fuck off IS apologist
>>147485606
I wouldn't apologize for IS' shitty writing at all. I just don't expect anything more so I don't find myself sperging out over it not meeting inflated expectations.
>Etika: Yeah uhhh... don't worry my boys, I'm gonna get back to Fates real soon and beat chapter 12.
>It's been a month.
JUST
>>147485501
>Them claiming that Fates' plot would be so much better was nothing but PR attempting to sway people who disliked the plot of Awakening
I don't see how that excuses anything, even ignoring all of the promises and expectations IS themselves built for the story and taking it on it's own free of any of that, the plot and setting of Fates are both the worst they've ever been in any Fire Emblem game by a country mile.
>>147485798
It doesn't excuse anything, but let Fates be a lesson learned so you don't make the same mistake again when they pull the same thing with FE15.
>>147485497
I'm responsible for a good portion of it and for some other waifus as well. There are just some characters that it's easy to get people here to pile on for one reason or another. You'd be surprised at how easy it is to set up a funposting echo chamber here.
>>147485798
I think it may be harder to write a compelling story because of the time it takes place in. This is almost medieval-type technology from long ago, the lands of kings and dragons and other things. I played Metal Gear, and found it's story very compelling because it dealt with very modern issues I could relate to. Fire Emblem doesn't have this advantage, so it's kind of hard for people to relate to with its antiquated technology. It's not impossible, but it's much more difficult.
>>147485872
I'm not even sure what you're advocating for here; if 15's plot is shit people are still going to call a spade a spade
>>147486067
Sure, but maybe you won't be fooled by the "we're totally going to have a great story guys, buy our game and enjoy it!" bullshit this time around and you'll go into it with lowered expectations.
>>147485758
He prefers Toontown now my toon and why wouldnt he? Its so much more complex
