>Fates FAQ (please read before asking dumb questions)
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>>147437545
Cutest family
I love Sakura!
noire is my wife and morgan is our daughter
>>147475918
Reminds me of that anon who tries to pass off that butt-baby picture as a Nina!Kana picture.
Azura a literal cute
>>147476131
More like she's literal shit
Who should my Conquest waifu be? Leaning on either Flora, Felicia or Sophie
>>147476223
>not the first post from this IP
Pretty low tb.h tharjafag, I thought you had more class.
>>147476343
Felicia desu
>>147476349
>implying it isn't the cutest family fag
And I'm not even joking on that, other people have noticed it too
>>147476349
Uhhh IP forensics here, ackshually if you look at the typing style, the lack of a period matches only one previous IP and it's not the spic.>>147475715
>>147476532
You're known for phoneposting and editing pics. Plus you're getting extremely defensive so it was most likely you.
Kys
>>147476532
>>147476571
Oh fuck, Cutest familyfag, no...
>>147476532
>>147476571
Bullshit, husbandofags never shitpost.
>>147476532
See, spic, if you were smart, you'd know that cutest familyfag actually likes Azura and has had friendly back and fourths with cutest mamui familyfag.
>>147476629
>You're known for phoneposting
If I was phone posting that post would have been from a different IP, or the post timer would have been 90 seconds apart
>and editing pics.
You literally have no proof of that, but I guess I can't prove it either because all I'll get is "it's edited!"
Now stop trying play Janitor anon
>>147476125
No bully!
>>147476845
>you'd know that cutest familyfag actually likes Azura and has had friendly back and fourths with cutest mamui familyfag.
Wow, I guess that was all lip service from the start. On the inside, he's petty and bitter towards her, no different from the rest of us.
>>147476845
And where is the cutest mamui familyfag? Maybe they got tired of them and finally murdered them, ever think about that?
>>147476871
Isn't there already a Nina/Corrin picture though? I think it's some tumblr pic, you don't have to keep using that one.
>>147476332
Who is Ryoma's favorite cocksleeve?
>>147476794
The punctuation (or lack thereof) doesn't lie.
>>147476989
Saizo.
>>147476989
everyone
>>147476871
I want to pound that buttbaby in the butt.
Literal perfection.
>>147475918
Here's another one for you.
Hey guys I used FEFTwiddler and changed a few numbers to give myself insane cap stats.
I am le ebin hacker xd
>>147477262
This is actually making me wonder if there actually is any Noire!Morgan fanart out there. I know there's some Noire/Robin stuff but not sure about Noire!Morgan.
>>147477506
right here, are you blind
>>147475918
>>147477262
Why does the beginning of every thread have to be meta shitters wanking themselves and bringing themselves up? And the spic is always the perpetrator.
I like Hana
>>147477591
Tripspic is hateful of anyone getting attention over him
would you?
>>147477591
Because the spic likes to call out any waifu or husbando fag for anything bad because apparently that magically makes him a good or better poster. Of course he doesn't realize that it just makes his falseflagging more obvious.
>>147477805
No. But only because my bane reduces magic.
>>147477591
Just report and ignore. Tharjakek is ban evading anyways.
>>147477805
Kill her? Yes.
treasure buddies!I hope this artist improves, I like their coloring and linework.
>>147477554
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47469247
http://sonschmarn.tumblr.com/post/86709206307/yarnes-ears-always-feel-a-bit-sore-big
Sorry brotato, it's sibling stuff.
>>147477884
>ban evading
No I'm fucking not you prick
>>147477851
This. He pretends to be mad at the stupidest or most arbitrary shit just for the sake of causing trouble. Like when he tried to call out Vate for his posting etiquette while trying to claim he was a better poster.
>>147477506
The picture you posted is obviously MaMU!Noire because both Morgan and Noire have different hair color
These however are Noire!Morgans because they share the same haircolor
>>147477262
>>147475918
>>147477962
>actually changing the descriptions for the pictures
how pathetic can you get
Be sure to salute your freedom to love tsuntails today, okay?
>replying to shitposters
Why do you fags even bother? He gets off on attention and ruining the thread.
>>147478145
I, too, believe in the freedom to be a masochist who gets a thrill out of being mistreated
>>147478145
Severa is shit and worst girl.
>>147478191
he's just samefagging, just ignore him
>>147478145
Kill yourself Shitveracuck
>>147478063
>deleted almost as soon as was posted
NANI?
>>147478145
I'd shoot a firework right at her ugly face
>>147478237
That isn't how hair inheritance works though. It's most likely default Noire and default Morgan just being friends.
>>147477181
>>147477676
What did the Elevens not like about her?
>>147477962
(lol whatever you say, spic.
>>147478674
wew exposed.
>>147478654
Used goods cuckbait waifu
>le daughteru shit
Yep I'm gonna fuck off until the shitposter gets tired of this cancerous funposting.
>>147478741
So you're never posting here again? Probably not the worst idea.
>>147478654
Page describing capture function made it look like she was fucking them so all the japs abandoned her.
>>147478731
Pretty sure they don't use our shitty memes.
>>147478652
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>147478741
>can't post my waifu without setting of an autistic string of shitposting every single time
Wish that perma ban he "got" was real and not an obvious fake edit he used for attention.
>>147478652
kill yourself already
>>147478674
The spic probably made this himself. When you're looking at your post from the ban page the number is changed to XXX. I wouldn't be surprised if he made this back then for more attention.
It wouldn't surprise me since it somehow got posted on /feg/ despite him being "banned" permanently. How the fuck would that even happen? He'd either have to post it himself or send it to someone who cared enough to post it (nobody).
Which sibling fits Shigure the best?
>>147478936
Seriously
I just want to post Noire without that faggot piping up with ''um actually that's my cute daughteru not a wife''
>>147479260
You can start by ignoring him completely and posting whatever you want. Shitposting retard be damned.
>>147478927
Really?
>>147475771
Go fuck yourself.
>>147479218
None because Shitgure a shit.
>>147479395
That's it.
Who did you marry for the three routes?
Pic related.
Post lewd noire.
>>147479473
Kaze on all three baby. REMAIN CALM
>>147479260
Just filter him. It has the benefit of also filtering the shitposts that usually follow.
>>147479472
That sounds pretty petty
>>147479473
Felicia in Birthrout
Odin in Conquest Hard
Elise in Revelation Hard
Leo in Conquest Lunatic
Laslow in Revelation Lunatic
Noire was made for impregnating.
>>147479667
Never underestimate otaku insecurity.
>>147479667
I don't think it's actually that, else it'd be more well-known. 2ch was confused about it as well. The only other explanation I've heard is that a line from Orochi's lottery thing is kind of condescending and plays on otaku insecurities or something.
>>147479778
Yarne made a good decision. Her womb will give life to many healthy Taguel kits.
>>147479473
>Conquest
Someone different each run. Done Elise, Ophelia, Felicia and Mozu.
>Birthright
Kaden for Diviner access and bonus Selkie.
>Revelation
Mozu, every time.
This sewage isn't a replacement for official character art right?
>>147478378
Guess she'd be a real fiery redhead, huh?Don't harm the cute Sev.
Happy birthday Kiragi~
>>147479473
Hoshido: Oboro
Revelation: Oboro
Nohr: Midori
>>147479930
Japanese fans also hated Hana because she wouldn't use the correct honorifics. They take their notions of respect very seriously over there.
>>147479260
Do it. Fuck that guy (I need Noire pics too pls).
>>147480312
Wasn't that just the funeral thread? I wouldn't take that as an indicator of general fandom sentiment.
>>147479930
Why is it so hard to believe that her profile's insinuation that she's using her body to recruit POWs is a turnoff to waifufags?
>>147480337
Might as well post this since I'm trawling through tumblr for art right now.
>>147480312
That's fucking retarded, though I guess I can't fault them for cultural differences. I want to, but it wouldn't be fair.
>>147479473
Xander twice and Sakura. Although I never did Birthright.
>>147479958
I hate tharjafag too but don't take it out on Noire
She deserves someone better like Gerome
>>147480459
>that torso
>>147480459
>Noire's waist
>>147480534
The way she makes him confess is way too cute.
>>147480589
>>147480615
I did say I was going through tumblr for art desu
>>147480459
What the fuck is wrong with Noire?
Noire is shit.
cum on Noire
Noire is literal garbage fuck off cuck.
>>147480758
same could be said of all waifus tbqh
>>147480758
>>147480852
trip on
>>147480534
The datamine doesn't lie. Why do you think Odin's strength is better than his magic?
>>147480914
Lissa deserves better than Vaike.
>>147479473
Jakob in Conquest, Azama in Birthright and Jakob again in Revelation.
>>147480914
>The datamine doesn't lie
Poor sexless Robin. Couldn't even hook up with Chrom
>>147480914
Then does Libra!Severa make her fat?
>>147480914
Why does Laslow have zero Magic growth, then?
>>147480914
If Vaike was Odin's dad, Odin would be fast instead of a fucking fatass.
>>147481013
He hooks up with Say'ri
Similarly, FeMU hooks up with Lon'qu
>>147480910
Bigger please.
>>147481095
Anankos got rid of his magic, but he kept his slowness and high skill
I've never really played an FE game before, I started playing Awakening the other day. I'm doing fine with the game itself, but I'm just at a complete loss what classes to change into and when, especially the MC. I went with a strength+/luck- MC and I'm 90% certain I'm going to end up marrying Nowi.
>>147481156
No they don't. No fast supports.
>>147481186
We can only go so big
>>147481013
We already talked about this, Grima!Robin never gets the pussy. And his lust is what allows Grima to take over, raping your waifu to produce the Morgan that's in your army. (You)!Robin was able to get the pussy, changing fate, and not allowing you to get possessed by Grima.
What would you do with Noire's tits?
>>147481419
Nice headcanon
>>147481381
We can go bigger. We just need to think of alternative means of doing so.
>>147481449
Suck mostly.
>>147481419
Does that mean leaving Robin unmarried leads to a Bad End?
>>147481449
Noire titties?
>>147481615
What does his unmarried ending say?
>>147481625
>Bride class will never come back.
Just fuck me up IS.
>tharjafag is dead
>noire reigns supreme
It's a good day
>datamines are officially /feg/-approved
Just
Cuck!
>>147481829
Wew I guess they were CANON after all
>>147480914
>Vaike is a theatric person that refers to himself in the third person
>Owain is Chuuni
It fits.
>>147481270
You don't have to worry too much about when to reclass in Awakening since Second Seals reset your level to 1, which means you can level up indefinitely. So you just reclass for whatever skills you want.
http://serenesforest.net/awakening/miscellaneous/skills/
If you want to keep things simple for your first playthrough, just promote at 20, stick to your promoted class till 15, then start reclassing.
Sucking on Noire's futa cock.
>>147481965
Trip back on
>>147481829
>>147481918
>going by datamemes Azura wins but Lucina doesn't
Uhh thats not how it works bro
>>147482013
Corrin fast supports with all of their siblings and Azura.
>>147481965
That was a good doujin
>>147482067
and servants
>>147482067
Irrelevant for mamui because of the mamui problem :^)
What happens when she opens her mouth?
Lucina is _____
>>147482013
Aqua is as much canon as their servants and other siblings.
Robin, like all self inserts before them, is forever alone.
>>147482147
Gerome jams his dick inside
>>147482147
but she can't open her mouth
>>147482148
sexual
>>147482246
>implying Nah would let him
Anybody have any other good Fates sprite edits?
I love Oboro!
Felicia is the cutest! Nobody could ever make me feel as happy as she does! She is truly perfect in every single way to me! I want her to always be happy and smiling! I could never ask for more! I love Felicia!
>>147482557
wew
you'll never get past her defenses
>>147482590
Who was your Awakening waifu?
I remember thinking that Selena, Odin, and Laslow weren't the future kids but from the saved timeline. The reason their names were different was because their parents didn't want to chose the same names as the future kids.
>>147482660
Soleil's BIG BREASTS
>>147482147
Noire daki
http://imgur.com/zVHsC5a
>>147482557
>people never call this artist shit if she draws another girl
really makes u think..
>>147482660
Sucking and fucking Soleil's big titties.
>>147482758
>implying
Also, another.
>>147482810
Nice desu
Blonde Noire is great
>>147482820
They're a shit artist until they draw their waifu desu
>>147482892
I'd rather grope her huge ass desu
Now it's accurate.
I accidentally left my Kana in the Deeprealms for too long and now she's sexy, mature, makes smart decisions, and all the guys in the army want her.
What do I do?
>>147482790
>>147482892
always thought the ophelia one was better
>>147482990
Same desu
>>147483060
not canon
>>147483041
Give her to Kiragi
Anyone else having difficulty connecting online with Fates?
>>147483041
I'm taking her.
>Solelcucks shitting up another thread with their headcanon
>>147483041
Literally all of them? Including her uncles?
>>147483229
>azurafag shitposting again
not surprising
Jesus Christ is Birthright a step down from Conquest gameplay-wise.
The plot is still pissing me off too.
>>147483154
neither are Solel's
>>147483041
Quietly commit suicide and let your daughter silently replace you.
>>147483041
>all the guys in the army want her.
As long as treehouse is here you have very little to worry about.
>>147483349
>Playing Conquest first
Your fault desu
>>147483316
Calling you out for shitposting isn't shitposting, pal
I love Pieri and so do you!
>>147483368
Yes they are, look at her convo with Camilla, she has big breasts.
>>147483229
>>147483316
>>147483502
>these posts are all the post timer's length apart
hmmmmm
>>147483525
I'm so lonely, I'll take her.
>>147483454
what does the light red/pink mean?
>>147483454
and I thought I was a support autist
>>147483464
I only bought Conquest first because I liked the look of their box characters more.
The game itself was fun (even if the story was one of the most intelligence-insulting abortions I've been exposed to in recent memory). Birthright is becoming really boring and the plot is just as bad.
>>147483454
Holy shit, Siegbert, at least take them out to dinner first.
>>147483454
>doomed to love a furry and Norman Bates
Harsh.
>>147483576
>Literally says that she thanks Camilla for them
Nope
Happy birthday, Kiragi. I couldn't ask for a better son-in-law. You're skilled, competent, focused, and cheerful - everything I'm not.
>>147483454
>soleil's column
>>147483653
I don't know. Maybe it's romantic but there's no actual confession or something.
>>147483454
>Soleil's spot with Forrest isn't "shot down in flames"
He paid her off in shampoo to never bother him again.
>>147483454
>Trying to make it look nice
(lol fuck off serenes. All girls that aren't Ophelia or Selkie shoot M!Kana down and all dudes that aren't Kiragi or Percy shoot F!Kana down
>>147483898
I think Forrest is "close enough".
>>147483898
That's obviously how cute girls confess to each other.
>>147483680
Why are your standards/expectations so high for the story in a game like Fates in the first place? It's like going into some dumb action flick and spending the whole time trying to pick apart the plot. I don't understand you people and your autism.
Reminder that you are the only one who can make Soleil happy! Make sure to marry her at least once!
>>147484040
Too bad I'm playing the canon version.
>>147484040
You should make her happy instead.
>>147484040
Fuck off NoAcuck
>>147484015
I still liked Conquest a lot, but that doesn't mean I can't call the story dogshit, especially when it's trying to take itself seriously.
>>147484040
Treehouse pls go
>>147483981
>never dicks her or even acknowledge her confession
>"close enough"
Soleil is the best Corrinsexual.
>>147483454
>mfw male Kana's row, female Kana's column, and Soleil's column
This... is not okay.
>>147484303
She's not even one though, fuck off with this meme
>>147484015
>It's like going into some dumb action flick and spending the whole time trying to pick apart the plot
The fuck it is. Those movies know what they are. Fates actually tries to take itself seriously despite being a complete laughable mess.
Where were you when Soleil was confirmed to be canon with Corrin?
http://fe14festivalofbondstranslations.tumblr.com/post/146919572103/hoshidan-festival-rhajat-and-kanna-parent-child
Someone translated the Rhajat/Kana convo in a much better way than what I did.
>>147484438
When does it do that?
>>147484457
most people translate better than you desu
>>147484362
She can only find love with Corrin. How does this disqualify her from being a Corrinsexual?
>It's Soleilfag shitposting hour
>>147484538
I don't deny that at all, I was just linking to a better translation of one I've already done in case anybody wanted to read a more proper version.
>>147484536
When it plays LE SUPER SAD PIANO MUSIC when the asshole lying Lobster boils himself and Corrin has his 50th crying session over the douche's death.
And that's just an example.
>>147484601
That's every hour though *croaks smugly*
>>147484653
>there was supposed to be a manga of Fates' garbage plot released last year during the fall
I guess IS realized how terrible it was.
>>147484609
>a more proper version
Fuck I'm retarded.
>>147484015
>make a big deal out of making Fates' plot better
>go as far as to hire a mangaka to write pages upon pages of backstory
>acknowledge that Awakening's plot was terrible and promise that Fates will be better
>deliver the story
>it's just as bad as Awakening if not worse
It really doesn't take an expert to see why people are upset with the world and story of Fates.
>>147484457
So I looked at the translations tag and...
http://fe14festivalofbondstranslations.tumblr.com/post/146922836158/hoshidan-festival-soleil-and-kanna-parent-child
Huh. Wonder how NoA's going to deal with that.
>>147484739
I'm sure the backlash from the JP fanbase had something to do with it's """delay"""
>>147484457
I kinda doubt many people still care about the scrambles. And I don't like that tumblr's torrent of personal notes, comments and localizing flair.
>>147484779
>just as bad if not worse
It's worse. Much, much worse. It makes Awakening's story look great in comparison.
>>147484791
Replace the drug with imagination.
A comprehensive guide to fuck up /feg/
>download a few photos of a few different waifus who you want to shit post
>begin by talking about soleils boobs
>reply to self with image of one of the waifus you've choosen (likely azura or velour)
>use this to continue replying to yourself until others join in
>watch as the thread is shit up for at least an hour
>make next thread include a picture of the waifu you shitposted
>repeat
>>147484791
The same way they'll deal with most of Soleil's inappropriate supports as well as any fake incest jokes. Come up with something cool and funny to replace it.
>>147484457
>*snap*
>>147484891
I wonder if the interest will be reignited when they come out in English.
>>147485014
>*meme*
>>147484549
>treehouse jokes are canon
>>147484990
Soleilfags are massive shitposters, this is widely accepted knowledge.
>>147484990
don't expose my secrets bro
>>147484791
What'll happen if they get lazy and don't change shit?
>>147484891
They'll care when it gets localized. This place is going to turn into a train wreck.
On Conquest Chapter 26, and I may have an idea for a strategy to quickly weaken the opposing forces. I have Entrap, and people say I can use it to gang up on him. I want to clear the room of the Heroes, and get to the very edge with Elise, Felicia, or Flora and use Entrap on Iago and kick his ass. Does it work?
>>147485124
This. I remember when they used to shit on Nina months ago and tried to include her on the Filthy Waifu list or whatever it's called. Now it seems they attack Velouria for some autistic reason.
>>147485231
Entrap only works on units who can move. Iago can't move. However you can use it on Hans to kick his ass early and trigger the reinforcements so that they don't gangrape you.
this is my last post on /feg/, fuck this place
>>147485229
Yeah some stuff will definitely change so there'll be new content to shitpost about. Man I just can't wait for more cuck memes.
>>147485247
I think Soleilfags were upset that Nina came out of nowhere and stopped Soleil from getting a scramble conversation with Corrin.
>>147485247
Velouria used to be a popular shitpost target some months ago. She's gotten really popular for that stuff again for reasons I don't completely understand.
>>147484779
Them claiming that Fates' plot would be so much better was nothing but PR attempting to sway people who disliked the plot of Awakening. Expect the same song and dance for FE15. Also expect people to believe it and waste time critiquing what amounts to a silly animu plot all over again.
>>147485129
It'll be hilarious. I doubt all the normalfags who bought it will be happy with such creepy content.
>>147485501
>Them claiming that Fates' plot would be so much better was nothing but PR
And this somehow makes it immune to criticism?
Fuck off IS apologist
>>147485606
I wouldn't apologize for IS' shitty writing at all. I just don't expect anything more so I don't find myself sperging out over it not meeting inflated expectations.
>Etika: Yeah uhhh... don't worry my boys, I'm gonna get back to Fates real soon and beat chapter 12.
>It's been a month.
JUST
>>147485501
>Them claiming that Fates' plot would be so much better was nothing but PR attempting to sway people who disliked the plot of Awakening
I don't see how that excuses anything, even ignoring all of the promises and expectations IS themselves built for the story and taking it on it's own free of any of that, the plot and setting of Fates are both the worst they've ever been in any Fire Emblem game by a country mile.
>>147485798
It doesn't excuse anything, but let Fates be a lesson learned so you don't make the same mistake again when they pull the same thing with FE15.
>>147485497
I'm responsible for a good portion of it and for some other waifus as well. There are just some characters that it's easy to get people here to pile on for one reason or another. You'd be surprised at how easy it is to set up a funposting echo chamber here.
>>147485798
I think it may be harder to write a compelling story because of the time it takes place in. This is almost medieval-type technology from long ago, the lands of kings and dragons and other things. I played Metal Gear, and found it's story very compelling because it dealt with very modern issues I could relate to. Fire Emblem doesn't have this advantage, so it's kind of hard for people to relate to with its antiquated technology. It's not impossible, but it's much more difficult.
>>147485872
I'm not even sure what you're advocating for here; if 15's plot is shit people are still going to call a spade a spade
>>147486067
Sure, but maybe you won't be fooled by the "we're totally going to have a great story guys, buy our game and enjoy it!" bullshit this time around and you'll go into it with lowered expectations.
>>147485758
He prefers Toontown now my toon and why wouldnt he? Its so much more complex
>>147486196
I wasn't fooled by anything; I went in with low expectations from the start because I've been disillusioned with IS's writing since Radiant Dawn. And Fates' story still fell below that low bar. People keep telling you this and you keep insisting "no you just expected better" when that's not the case.
>>147486064
The plots of the majority of FEs were always decent enough though, like they were usually nothing special but they had enough going on to generate some intrigue at the very least.
The worlds they took place in were generally pretty interesting and had a good amount of backstory too, unlike Fatesland (the continent doesn't even have a name by the way) which is so shallow and unexplored, and any possible time these issues can be remedied are practically scoffed at. Like seriously, what even is the backstory of Fatesland exactly past "uhhh there was a war and shit and dragons existed once"? And don't even get me started on the fucking Outrealms garbage, fuck Awakening for introducing that cancer to the series.
I mean, I actually like some of the characters; I liked the Nohr Royals and Gunter and a few others. But fuck, Fates is like a textbook on how NOT to handle worldbuilding in a story.
>>147486297
Wasn't Toontown shut down a few years ago? Is the Rewritten version up and running already?
>>147486598
Toontown shut down in 2013
Rewritten's been in open beta since late 2014
>>147482638
Nobody!
>>147486538
If you had sufficiently lowered your expectations you would have never reached the point of trying to critique the story; you would have just accepted it as most likely a dumb animu romp going into it like some of us did after Awakening and would realize that picking apart flaws in the story was a waste of your time. Unless you did just that, in which case why are you even arguing with me.
>no NX at TGS
Mamma mia.
>>147483454
This will be handy, thanks. Also,
>Dwyer is the most desired second gen male in both Nohr and Hoshido, with only one vague and one best friends forever
I knew I liked him for a reason. Well done, kid.
>>147486893
I want to hug my sister!
>>147486896
>Dwyer the ladykiller
Now there's a meme I haven't seen in quite a while. Between this and Shitdog, I wonder what's going to make a comeback next.
>>147486896
Too bad about his voice. I think among the males I hate his voice and Siegbert's the most.
>>147487138
It was a trap! A trap!
>>147486893
>>147487138
I love Camilla's chest. Too bad about her ass though. What's with nips and not liking ass?
>>147483454
>>147483756
>>147483898
I-It's not fair! I have the big tits and butt and athletic body! I should have any choice of dick I want!
>>147487035
It all depends on when the right person comes along and recognizes an opening. It was fairly easy to help bring shitdog back for example, because we have a poster here who regularly whines about Velouria's characterization being disappointing to him, so it's pretty easy to use that as a starting point and snowball it from there. People latch on to these things real quick here, but you have to recognize when conditions are right.
>>147486802
I don't see why accepting that it's bad, was going to bad, means you can't criticize it
If you care about storytelling, examining a story and seeing where and how things went wrong and how you would do it differently is good exercise
And it doesn't take a finicky, involved reading of Fates' plot to see that it falls short of even "dumb animu romp" standards
>>147487429
Stop acting like a carpet muncher then.
>>147487594
>And it doesn't take a finicky, involved reading of Fates' plot to see that it falls short of even "dumb animu romp" standards
Not really, it pretty much falls right into that category, which is already rock-bottom as far as writing quality goes.
>>147487138
Big sister is cute! CUTE!
>>147487671
But Anon, we need to go deeper, maybe there is something beyond rock-bottom!
Why does Corrin insist on travelling barefooted?
Just imagine the amount of gunk she has to scrape off her soles every day. The amount of dirt, debris and literal feces she steps on everytime she's on march.
>>147487604
B-But guys like girls that act all yuri and stuff right? If I acted like I did with guys they'd just think I was some scary slut!
>>147487870
It's just a retarded anime gimmick.
>>147488061
Why is she crying?
>>147488042
Why is the milk censored?
And big sis is always cute. I want to pat her head whenever she tries to act sexy!
>>147488194
>>147488042
Fuck off already cuck
What are your favorite unit death quotes?
>"I'm not a hero... I'm just a soldier. There's no lesson in this... I knew that's...how it would be... But still... I..." -Aran
>>147488194
I'm waiting for the chickenposters.
>>147488191
Because all of the boys keep friendzoning her even though she's busty and has a nice butt.
It'd be like if you had the physique of a pro basketball player, a big dick that hit all the right spots on a lady, and a 7 figure salary, and still couldn't get laid.
>>147488293
>Shit
>Alan, FE6
>>147488194
>Not pairing her with her childhood crush
Shame on you for depriving her of that happiness.
>>147488061
>RPshit
Kill yourself
>>147487429
>Soshit
>Big tits and butt
My favorite meme
>>147488428
>can't even fast support
waste of time
>>147488309
The first one showed up already. >>147488289
He's upset that big sister is so cute.
>>147488428
I don't trust Silas but if she likes him then I have no problem helping. He better not make her cry though.
>>147488478
>fast supports meaning anything in Fates
>especially when all of mamui's result in the mamui problem
>>147488387
Fuck off already. Soleil has neither of that.
>>147488428
Go away Treehouse.
>>147488536
>Granny voice
>Saggy tits
>No ass
>No teeth
>Cute
>>147488569
>implying
>>147488465
I too think it's a funny meme, which is why I'm using it.
>>147488639
What are some other examples of meme magic affecting post-localization-era Fates besides the granny camilla CG art and "Sister Stealer Silas" literally stealing Camilla's crush away from Corn?
>>147488639
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>right
>>147488293
Pic related.
More serious answer:
>Knoll:
>“In this darkness, I will find peace.”
and
>Dozla:
>“Ha ha ha! I couldn’t have asked for a better ending!”
>>147488639
>This
>Not cute
>>147488639
Weren't you guys literally calling that art non-canon earlier?
>>147488783
Belkafag.
Takumi makes me happy!
Happy birthday to my darling son, Kiragi!
お誕生日おめでとう!
>>147488783
Loving your nohrian younger sisterOboro
>>147488827
Her having no ass is canon. It's in the official art book to look at.
>>147488827
Denial: The Post
>>147488952
Happy Birthday to your son too!
Unh....... Messed that up, didn’t I...Man...what a...lousy life...that was...
>>147488847
Lemme fix that for you.
>>147488990
It's even right there in the game itself. All the fat in her body went straight to her tits. She suffers from pancake ass pretty bad.
>>147488831
>mfw knoll's last words
>mfw dozla's last words
>mfwsain'slast words
>>147489134
Autism
>>147489141
This. Hinoka actually has a big ass unlike Camilla's pancake ass.
>>147489134
Fukken saved.
>>147489204
Asspain
>>147489347
I wish we got a nice rear shot of Hinoka's huge ass
>>147488293
>Prince Marth...tell them...I did not run...Cain
>Ooh, why me!? This is SO annoying!Serra
>I don't want to die...Lute
>>147489347
After many years of meme research I have reached the following conclusion: sisters are for sexual.
>>147489546
>pose in an awkward, near-impossible position to make the ass look as huge as possible
>it ends up just looking average
>>147488293
>"my future... holds no light..."Sophia
>>147489343
>That picture
But that's cute and a normal female hobby for a young lady in that time period. It's only "old lady" in the modern age because who fucking knits?
>>147489347
>>147489546
Can we export some black people to Japan so they learn how to like ass or something?
>>147489449
We didn't get a rear shot of her huge ass because she doesn't have one.
Are we really going to do this again? Very few of the waifus have anything close to an ass. Japan doesn't give a shit, they just want tits. Hinoka's meant to contrast Camilla, which is why she's flat and tomboy-ish rather than feminine and seductive.
Camilla is pretty much your typical JAV model tbqh. Big tits, but no ass.
Japan don't really care for ass.
why does no one point out the fact that Hinoka has no butt and just Camilla?
>>147489643
>Hinoka's meant to contrast Camilla
Exactly, which is why she would have a huge ass to contrast Camilla's Hank Hill butt.
>>147489193
>Matthew and Leila's last words
>>147489643
>Hinoka was LITERALLY only added as an afterthought to contrast with Camilla
>>147489710
But you don't get it. The Japanese don't buy into the Tits vs. Ass dichotomy, which means Hinoka doesn't have this fabled fat ass you speak of. That's the whole point he's trying to make.
>>147489734
He had a hard life.
>>147489906
At least you can take solace in the fact that she's Kozaki's favorite Fates girl senpai.
>>147489734
>Leagult
>Geitz
>Canas
This...this is why no one should ever let their units die.
>>147489909
Yes they do, or else Mirabelle and Orochi wouldn't exist.
>>147489710
But she doesn't.
Seductive feminine woman is contrasted by unseductive tomboy. Hinoka's charm is her flat but toned body, not some imaginary "ass"
Thighs you can get away with saying because that's muscle, but not ass.
Plus >>147489909
Tits vs Ass has no power her, it's tits vs flat in Japan
>>147490049
>Mirabelle
>Orochi
Since when did Orochi have a particularly large ass outside of /feg/ posting? She's a titty monster character.
And Maribelle wears poofy clothes, that's like saying Forrest has a big ass.
>Camillafags are still in denial that Hinoka has a huge ass unlike their shitty waifu
>>147490087
What's Flora!Kana doing dressed up like Azura?
>>147490087
Is that a flora!Kana?
>>147490049
Orochi's ass is limited to in-game models which are notoriously unreliable and Maribelle has one goddamn image that has a mediocre ass.
So is there no way to get Bowfaire on Elise/Nyx!Nina besides friendship with archer talent Femui?
>>147490087
>>147490169
>Since when did Orochi have a particularly large ass outside of /feg/ posting?
Her unique model. But Camilla's unique model also has a large ass so you can't really use that as an argument.
>>147490256
>Soleilfags deny their shitfu's lack of tits
>Camillacucks deny their shitfu's lack of ass
What is it with these fanbases and not being able to accept her for who she is?
>>147490450
Thanks for the Azura!Rhajat!Kana man.
>>147490450
>that neck
>>147490450
Thanks for the Flora!Kana
>>147483454
S U P E R I O R D A U G H T E R
>>147490639
>not liking both
>>147490639
Would you fuck Morgan if she wanted it?
>>147490684
fuck off shitposter
>>147490746
No. Morgan doesn't look attractive at all.
>>147490746
No, I'd feel gross afterwards.
>>147490639
I only now realized that FeMorgan is supposed to be a little FeMU and the same for MaMorgan and the Kanas.
>>147490746
I'dground her for a week
>>147490960
You can actually make Robin to look like a Morgan of their gender. I think the only unique thing the Morgans models actually have is hair.
>>147488061
Sometimes, I think Soleil would have been better if she flirted with dudes instead of chicks. If she only has S-Ranks with males, they may as well be consistent and have her declare her overwhelming love for dudes at any opportunity she has. Would have saved us a lot of headaches when it came over to the West.
Then again, that probably would have inspired a tidal wave of cuck memes here, as opposed to the trickle of shitposts saying she'll cuck you for other women.
>Married Orochi to Hayato
>mfw i imagine these 2 fucking
I fucking love /ss/
>>147488293
"Ike... I'm so happy to have watched over you as you grew older... You don't need my help anymore... You're going...to do well... I can rest...peacefully..." - Titania
Heartbreaking. Good thing you'll never see it in game.
>>147489134
DELETE THIS!
F L A T A S A C U T T I N G B O A R D
>>147491236
I'm sad that Kagero/Hayato doesn't give off the same /ss/ vibes
>>147488546
Ever consider that maybe Suzukaze did jump off the cliff?
>>147491601
>conquest
>>147491389
I want to touch her flatness but not call back.
>>147489734
>not reuniting Matthew with his waifu
>>147491201
>Flood of cuck memes
This is truth. Some people can't get over Camilla having an A-support about having a past crush on Silas, imagine marrying her then she starts her C-support with Seigbert that's basically her C-support with Ophelia. And then spreading it accross ALL her male supports.Then it'd be surprising she couldn't support Chad
Not to mention they apparently gave that trait of "likes every guy" to Caeldori
That said, her support with Nina goes from
Yaoi vs Yuri to Yaoi vs Straight
>>147491267
I read Ike as "ee-keh" at first. I think I'm reaching the terminal stage of Weeaboo Disorder.
Anyone have that old image showing personalities and fertility for all characters?
>>147490746
>fucking a cuckquean
>>147491679
Fine then, Joker didn't breed as that takes away time from serving Kamui.
>>147491201
Maribelle corrupted Olivia's granddaughter. You have got to feel for poor Olivia, having both her son and granddaughter be corrupted by Maribelle's poor advice.
>>147491936
Damn that beautiful, hardheaded woman. Damn her.
>>147490746
nEVER!
>>147491775
>Some people can't get over Camilla having an A-support about having a past crush on Silas
You mean the crush that she says """""may""""" have passed?
Reminder that fucking your daughter is NOT degenerate
>>147491904
It doesn't matter anyway, IS already has their dumb as fuck excuses for avoiding it.
>>147492092
Or the crush that was never a thing, like Soleil getting friendzoned.
Would she still be nonchalant if you were fucking her?
>>147492021
Though that bad advice was directed at the wrong woman. If Brady was going to get cucked by Severa for a Kanpeki guy, Maribelle should have given bad advice to Cordelia instead.
I now wonder what a shy Soleil would act like instead of her current flirty with girls to the point that any boy she is interested in immediately friendzones her? Would she be finally able to land a man for herself with a shy personality instead?
>>147492165
It's pretty much the definition of degenerate. I'd still do it anyway.
>>147492274
Floracucks are banking on the localization being considered canon here in the hopes that they can continue that narrative if memehouse changes the Flora/Jakob conversation.
>what put Robin on the history books was having his soldiers fight in pairs
>hyper aggressive, willing to burn half his fleet to make the enemy bleed
>will hunt down and slaughter all opposition
Robin is Ashurbanipal.
>When the only girl you can bag is a murderous psychopath
>>147492464
Like mother like son.
>>147492092
Well if she marries someone else, clearly she's gotten over it. If she marries Silas, then she didn't. It's not that complicated honestly.
>>147492345
What you describe sounds like complete waifubait. She'd pick them up no problem, even if she turned into a stuttering mess around them.
What if the two personalities were combined, though? Normally outgoing and light-hearted, but becomes awkward and stiff around guys?
>>147491904
>Cuckquean
There is nothing wrong with slurping Inigo's cum out of Peri's baby chute!
>>147492609
It's a retarded addition regardless given how ridiculously yandere and obsessive she is. What was even the point?
>people are still triggered by Camilla, Flora and Soleil
Why are hatebases so much worse than fanbases? I'm not even really interested in Soleil but seriously.
>>147492781
That requires Morgan to exist and Robin is canon virgin for life.
So there is something wrong.
>>147492345
Imagine getting a mix between Olivia and the normal, quiet half of Noire I imagine.
That's honestly not that bad, Noire's support with Inigo was pretty funny.
Expect more sad and crying about her lack of dance skills though.
>>147492948
>Robin a canon virgin
>When Robinsexuals exist
>And when both Morgan's exist in the superbad future version.
>>147492917
>constantly waifupost with stupid shit like "Would camilla like it if you [x], [y], or [z] and BIG SISTER
>People tell you to fuck off
>Get upset and spout muh anti fags
It's like you're creating a scene in public for no reason and people tell you to calm down, but you get mad at the people telling you to calm down because they're bothering you
>>147493107
Still a canon virgin, Grima just raped the generic maiden.
>>147492948
Yeah, it's obviously Cynthia who...oh god, I can't even finish that thought. Why did Cynthia have to lose her boyfriend to a maid-murdering bimbo? It makes me want to shake my head at the unfairness of it all.
Literally the prettiest
>>147493178
It's funny because there's a lot more shitposting than waifuposting most of the time, even without anything to provoke it. But you know that already.
>>147493348
How anyone can dislike her is a mystery
>>147493417
Probably because your fanbase was so cancer, you deserve it.
>>147492539
The irony is that marrying Peri for Soleil is like Olivia marrying her datameme husband Henry. Though marrying either Hana or Azura as Inigo will make Soleil gain classes that Olivia originally had.
>>147492987
She wouldn't be flaunting off her body either given that if you give her the 40% strength or above moms, she gets nice boobs in her future so she would try to hide them the best she could. If she is Hana!Soleil, she'd likely bind them before putting on the Gambeson.
>>147493286
Food game too strong.
>>147493429
Does any person truly dislike Morgan?
>>147493459
Antifags are the real cancer.
Why is Libra Cordelia's datameme husband?
sister feets
>>147493604
Some people think she doesn't have too defined a personality and is just there for MU fellating, or they find her annoying.
>>147493519
50% or above, actually. I'm very particular about memes.
>>147493628
Go waifupost some more and then come back crying about antifags, that's all you guys seem to do.
>>147493519
She'd probably be glad the gambeson is so bulky, since it hides all her features.
>Bind them before putting it on
I wonder if mentioning that would be a summer scramble type of thing, or if her mom supports would be about how to "be a better fighter" that later turns out it was also "How to hide that I'm a girl better"
>>147493178
>retard throwing shit everywhere
>proceed to throw shit back
>now there's more shit than before
This is essentially what's happening. Waifufags are the retards and shitposters are the ones throwing more shit around.
Morgan is for Inigo!
>>147493628
This. Waifufags may waifupost but they can also actually talk about gameplay or story or such. Antifags just shitpost and do nothing else ever.
>>147493650
Both Libra and Cordelia lost people on their way to protect the royal family
Now, is Libra!Severa bulky like Fates!Severa?
>>147493758
I agree! See >>147492781
>>147493758
>Morgans S rank with him has her mentioning wanting to see him get rejected in person
>Noires S rank with him has her saying she wanted to reject him too
Inigo is meant to be tortured I guess.
>>147493758
Inigo sucks. He managed to suck two games in a row, actually.
>>147493961
The only thing that he sucks is Owain's dick.
>>147493758
Morgan's canon fate is to be queen of the chickens.
>>147493961
He wants to be manhandled! Who's gonna be there to give it to him?
>>147493835
Libra's got pretty weak defenses, actually.
>>147494028
Owain uses his aching thunder cock to cream fill this cinnamon roll
>>147493835
Libra!Severa has a +1 mod and 35% base growth
Selena has a +1 mod and 45% base growth
>>147494143
He does?
So where does Severa stand now? Just meh?
https://youtu.be/AEs0cixfQ7U
Wasn't this Etika's problem before?
>>147492609
I think it's more like if she marries someone else after that A-rank takes place, that's when she gets over it. I don't believe that she doesn't have still have feelings for him given the context of that conversation and the way it plays out. Treehouse wrote it more to lead into the S-rank than to be a truly neutral A-rank conversation like it should have been.
>>147493746
Especially given how fanservicy the female outfits get for Nohr. Even Armor Knights and Cavaliers show off ass for the girls. And largeboobsshy!Soleil would be embarrassed about flaunting off her body.
>>147493707
It would just be the 40% and above strength moms for largeboobs!Soleil since she has an innate 60% strength mod herself that gets averaged in with her mom for that 50% personal strength threshold.
I wonder how the more average busted moms for Soleil would react to their daughter being bustier than them?
>>147491814
Any help lads?
>>147494285
Not him but here's the big issue with it all; not once is this supposedly all-important love mentioned outside of the support. At all. In fact I don't think the two ever even interact or mention each other otherwise. Compare to Flora and Jakob or Oboro and Takumi. It's just kind of hard to believe they have major feelings for each other when they couldn't give a shit about each other outside of that support.
Of course this is because of Treehouse but yeah.
>>147494364
Why I am getting hard at the thought of busty moeblob Soleil trying her hardest to hide her curves. It sounds like the most hackneyed shit ever, but my dick is disagreeing with my brain.
>>147494253
Libra gives meh mods, mostly he's used for passing down all the magic classes to the child he fathers, so pretty good for someone who doesn't have natural access to them like Inigo.
>>147494585
That's because they don't. The original game wasn't written like that and Treehouse's mediocre localization slaps it in without really giving a damn about anything else.
Actually, how come the other siblings remember Silas and don't give a shit or care that Corrin doesn't? Shouldn't they also not remember him or at least play along with the guise? Or did they see daddy Garon brainwashing him and say "yeah, that's okay"?
>>147494364
Well that's why her base class is a mercenary and her canon promotion is putting heavy armor on all over it.
Prepare for the return of "Stop staring at me!" for a crit line.
>>147494621
It's almost formula but it works. That's just how people are designed. People like the formula, even subconsciously.
>Cute hyper sexual girl that only reveals her sexual for (you) because she's embarrassed about it.
>>147494738
Corrin cried originally and the servants had to work hard to get corrin to stop. They probably forgot about the whole ordeal after playing along with it
>>147494738
My guess is simply that they didn't know him that well or personally. He may have seemed like just another playmate to them, who they were told went away somewhere or something. Which really would make you wonder if he was really all that close to Corrin. Silas' whole existence there is kind of a plot hole in that regard.
And yeah, it's just Treehouse forcing something into the game that wasn't there before, regardless of whether it makes sense or not. That's why I don't take the whole idea of "Camilla is totally in love with Silas all along!" seriously. I mean if they had some pre-established relationship within the game proper then I might be more willing to. But they don't. As far as it seems to me, Charlotte and Benny are more likely to have stronger feelings towards each other.
Would you?
>>147495229
Mozu would wonder if she'd get that huge in the future. She'd most likely worry about Soleil's back, too. Maybe she knows some home remedies that can ease that sort of pain.
Effie would encourage Soleil to work out more and eat the right kind of diet to build up those muscles in her back.
I know Selena brings her down to 45%, but Soleil would probably still be bigger than her, and Selena would hate it.
Don't know how Azura would react, if she would react at all.
>>147496234
>Azura
Like her Kaden support, she'd try and take advantage of the fact that she has a resting bitch face when she gets caught staring jealously.
>"Mom are you mad at me about something?"
>No, why do you think that?
>"You're staring pretty hard and your face is doing this angry thing."
>I'm not sure what you mean, this is my normal face. See?
Then she'd advise that maybe Soleil can't dance because they're throwing her around, and she should try binding them a little.
>>147496539
Azura should eat more Nohrian foodstuff then over the leaner Hoshidan diet that she has. Red meat is a bit fattier than fish and Azura has the strength growth to have and handle big boobs. If she goes on a Nohr foods diet, she will likely end up as busty as Camilla given one or two years.
>>147496234
Camilla would likely share the Nohrian royaly secret to maintaining good posture despite her large boobs.
Hana will likely teach her daughter how to bind her chest instead so that they don't sag too hard.
Mystical dragon powers in the case of Corn as her mom.
>>147497014
Why'd they leave out Azura?
>>147497089
(lol
>>147497089
But water's right there.
>>147497174
not a good joke desu even from a comical standpoint the water is barely visible in the background not "right there"
>>147497089
But they didn't leave out Azura.You don't want to know where the bubbles came from.
>>147497014
I'm the guy with my forehead in my hand. Yeah the redhead.
>>147497239
Who the fuck are you cuck professor comedy or some shit
>>147497014
My prince!
I want to cum in Orochi's hair.
>>147496940
>>147496539
>>147496234
>>147495229
>>147494364
>le busty meme xD
Fuck off
>>147497697
This. The shitposting headcanon is getting too autistic
>S rank Aversa
>she's the one who proposes
I did not see that coming.
all the siblings are canon with their counterparts
>>147498013
Not even a little?
Does the Fates continent even have a name? Did IS forget to name it or some shit?
Also, I just noticed that there are huge swaths of the continent that aren't even used.
>All that tundra shit to the north.
>That desert stuff to the west.
>The islands to the east.
>The islands to the south.
>>147494364
>Soleil
>Shy
She is an Inversion of Olivia, who is shy but has great talent. Soleil wants to show off but has no real talent for performance. Soleil is even willing to strips in the middle of the plaza if you gice her the bathing towel.
>>147498191
I did not see her as the one who proposes no.
I thought she would drag out one from the self insert rather than just declare it.
>>147498193
>desert to the west
>no name
Obviously Fatesland is just the other half of Tellius.
>>147493734
Shut the fuck up you unproductive piece of shit. At least waifufags sometimes bring new art into the thread. What the fuck do you contribute?
>>147498193
Fates is incredibly lazy.
>>147498321
kill yourself
>>147498061
>Ryoma/Camilla is canon
Dear god, no.
>>147498193
Yeah, IS forgot to name the continent. Says a lot about Fates's story, really.
>>147494285
It's understandable, Camilla and Silas are Nohrian units and its really hard go get two A supports naturally and unintentionally on Conquest. If she A supports Silas chances are she's marrying him
>>147498302
Maybe a few good centuries before those games.
>>147486880
They don't want other companies copying it and making their own version (e.g PlayStation Move and Kinect in the wake of the Wii's announcement)
>>147498061
Can't say that, you'll upset otomeshits
>>147498352
>camilla is ryoma's counterpart
>>147498352
>Making Takumi/Elise Canon
NO, FUCKING NEVER. OVER MY DEAD BLEEDING BODY.
>>147498416
that makes no sense when there's more art of xander/ryoma and takumi/leo as a pairing than there is of any waifu
>>147498193
In what city was the port and the theater located?
>>147498474
Well, you can't marry Ryoma to Xander, no matter how much the fujos may want it.
>>147498603
Exactly, you'll upset otomeshits
https://youtu.be/7qqLCtpDZm8
>>147498634
but they also like the brother pairings, do you think people who have the royal brothers as their husbando only just draw them and not them paired with the other brother?
>>147498061
I wonder who's behind this post
>>147498712
No, you don't understand what I'm saying. Otomeshits don't want to pair up their husbandos with other women, they just want to fuck them and watch them fuck other guys.
>>147498870
Nina's popularity here is evidence of the kind of people we have posting.
>>147498908
...that's what i'm saying too
>>147498969
Sexual degenerates? You should have figured that out a long time ago.
Nina is the perfect waifu for bifags
>you get a cute girl you can talk about gay porn with and wants to see you with dudes
>>147499020
Well yeah, but specifically gayfags andfemanons
>>147498191
little sister is the best
>>147498061
No one cares about Camilla x Hinoka and Sakura x Elise though
>next fire emblem doesn't have a self insert
>it's a remake of 7
>>147498347
Not until I see you die with my own eyes.
>>147499167
>from now on I live for you, and if you haven't noticed I'm the fiercely loyal type
>>147499181
tumblr
>>147499221
Tiny~ little~ lazzy~ toes~
>>147499221
I want Jugdral remakes, dammit
>>147499012
excuse me for being retarded
>>147499338
Tumblr only cares about them as far as that they are simply lesbians, nothing more.
>>147499338
The brothers still heavily eclipse them for gay pairings.
>>147499481
They still care about them in the end.
>>147499521
That doesn't have anything to do with the statement.
>>147498416
Yeah because otomefags didn't draw other non-MU pairings like this one drawn by a Leofag. Sometimes I wonder if waifufags are delusional or they conveniently forget that a huge chunk of the non-MU fanart are also drawn by husbandfag artists.
>>147499723
Who is talking about waifufags?
Are there any differences between the NA and EU versions of TMS?
>Replace Femui with Mamui
>Pairing is suddenly better
???
>>147499778
Husbandofags, as usual. They are a big part of why this general is so shit.
>>147499723
Yeah like how this artist also likes to ship Takumi with both Kamuis too
>>147499808
Sometimes I think two nukes wasn't enough.
>>147499808
How does Felicia and Flora feel about this? Will they kill themselves?
>>147499871
>both Kamuis
Where's the Mamui ones?
>>147499949
Who cares about those stinky maids?
>>147499949
Flora's used to it
>>147499856
I don't really agree given how cancerous the shitposting around certain waifus get, but then I remember the constant smug shitposting towards the waifufags.
If kids being locked to females again removed all of this shitposting I'd gladly take the trade off.
I want an intellectual Fates waifu
Who are my options?
>>147500103
i actually think it's selena honestly, i'm drawing a blank at smart girls in fates but i know selena is good at strategy games or something
>>147500139
That is one smug Mamui.
>>147500103
Rhajat uses magic to grow genetically modified herbs that cures the plague. That's the closest you're getting. The cast is warriors and soldiers this time around, no Miriel's but a good portion of them are clearly somewhat smart.
>>147500103
Forgot pic
>tfw Hinoka is literally Oborofag
So for Conquest Lunatic, how good/bad of an idea is it to marry Xander to Azura, from a pairing perspective rather than eugenics or supports?
>>147500303
I'd say Rhajat, Hayato, Orochi, and Nyx would be the smartest what with all the wizardry they like to do.
>>147499221
>FE7 remake
>Mark is now a playable unit
>Pair up still exists
The cuckposting over Lyndis would never end.
I really love Shura!
>>147500103
Nyx
Which Fates pairing is the least equipped to handle raising a child?
>>147500457
you x your waifu desu
>>147500457
Hayato/Mozu
Elise/Corrin
Charlotte/Laslow
>>147500457
anyone x azura because azura fucking dies and leaves behind 2 kids
>>147500457
All of them because they all get dumped into daycare dimension.
Probably Nyx and Niles though.
>>147500457
I'm still upset I can't pair up Orochi with Niles in Revelation.
>>147500457
Is anyone equipped to raise a child at all?
>>147500303
>Magic = Smarts
Anyone can read instructions. The real smart ones are obvious. Like how could Leo and Yukimura slip your mind when they're actual intellectuals.
>>147500103
Flora desu
>>147500348
She should be too busy refreshing your units to be a dedicated pair-up bot, which is what he needs to fix his Spd.
>>147500545
>tfw paired Azura with Kaze
>Kaze died
>Azura died
>Midori left alone with a brother who would rather pretend to be Snow White
I'm so sorry Midori.
>>147500595
Is Orochi's Shibari skills ever mentioned in any supports?
>>147500457
Hayato and Elise are so unprepared the game doesn't even let you do it.
>>147500545
Well they're usually really grown by the time she dies. If they were like babies and she dies then yeah, sucks, but Shigure is a grown man and can help raise his younger sibling.
>>147500535
>CharlotteXLaslow
Bitch what? Laslow matured like nuts in-between Awakening and Fates, and Charlotte knows how to keep her family out of poverty. Plus she sends her daughter a cross-dimensional allowance to make sure Soleil's never in need of money enough to sell herself.Which is good because at the rate she gets friendzoned no one would be buying anyway.
>>147500707
>Laslow matured like nuts in-between Awakening and Fates
>This meme again.
He's literally the same.
>>147500628
Problemo is that thanks to a poll held here I am now forced to marry Charlotte myself.
I am going to have many problems this run because there are way too many units that I want to use.
>>147500616
I didn't say Magic=Smarts
Rhajat sees a few people sick, figures out what sickness it is, hunts down a rare herb, studies the seeds, and speed cultivates them to maximize their healing capabilities.
If Fire Emblem is one of those "Magic is like a study-able science" and it seems to be with all the tomes and scrolls, she just did the work of a biochemistry major with it.
>>147500348
She wants to be detached from Xander so she can do her dancing where ever she's needed, so she can't be his backpack most of the time. But he can always take Kaze since their pair ups compliment each other, and they can switch up depending on whether you have mages or physical enemies to deal with.
>>147500895
>chaotic evil isnt Hans
The original image is bad and so is this
>>147500803
Is Kaze available? He doesn't give the Str Charlotte does but he and Xander give each other good boosts.
>>147500707
>Awakening kids
>Matured
They SHOULD have, but they didn't.
Laslow should be more confident and display less shyness and perhaps be a half successful ladiesman now.
Selena should no longer have a mother to feel inferior to and mellow the fuck out
Owain should now actually have actual responsibility behind being chosen and show a more serious attitude
>>147500952
Well obviously they only include the kids, and Hans isn't one.
>>147500980
Kaze is gonna breed with Camilla unless I think of something.
>>147500348
Selena is a good replacement for Charlotte. Even gives him more Def bonuses. If she goes Bow Knight she'll also give him +1 Mov. She gives him both Sol and Shurikenbreaker as well.
Problem is she is a more competent combat unit/utility bot than Charlotte but she's not one of the "must-have" ones so you can choose whether or not to actually use her in combat.
>>147500665
You can't get Midori if Kaze dies in BR liar.
>>147501093
Kaze can die in Brazil? Which chapter is Brazil?
>>147501127
Brazil is the name of Fates' continent.
>>147501002
This is what annoyed me about them the most.
Laslow should have dropped the brashness.
Selena's inferiority complex is still her biggest trait.
Odin is even more of a chuuni.
They all act like kids even more than they did in Awakening.
>>147500665
Only in Birthright and even then Midori doesn't exist because of it.Unless you killed him off in battle instead, you meanie.
>>147500707
Laslow didn't mature at all and they end up becoming swingers. It's fucking shit.
>>147501002
>>147501193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X_itqueqAU
I like Laslow's philosophy in life in-between the flirting. He's definitely not fully "matured" but his shyness isn't played up as much anymore compared to his thoughts about life.
>>147501217
>>147501093
Huh? What if you do her paralogue before Kaze dies?
>>147500803
Give him Selena then. She gives the same speed bonus that Charlotte gives and can ferry him around as a Bow Knight when he reclasses into a Hero for Sol.
>>147501398
You can't; in Birthright it only unlocks after 15.
>>147501285
What's wrong with swingers, other than the fact that they all suck on actually doing the "Swinger" thing.
>>147501398
Her paralogue straight never unlocks if you don't A-rank him. It's like he won't fuck his wife until Corrin gives the okay.
>>147501398
Can't. It doesnt unlock until after that chapter
If he marries Azura, you can still get Shigure any time. Poor bastard can be stuck with an entirely dead family
>>147501398
Her paralogue is locked/unavailable until Kaze's big scene. If he dies, it's perma-locked and you cucked yourself out of a kid, if he lives it unlocks.
next time do research before you make memeposts
>>147501193
Laslow should've become less shy, more confident, and a less obnoxious flirt.
Selena should've completely lost her tsundere bullshit and become a more understanding individual.
Odin should be fucking shot. Chuuni is a shit character trait. Have him drop the act entirely and become an optimistic Mage who likes telling stories or something.
>>147501398
Her paralogue can't appear until after chapter 15.
Not that it would mean anything since it's not time travel anymore. There wouldn't be any plotholes or anything if he died after her paralogue.
>>147501446
Or he fucks his wife's brains out while on the adrenaline rush of his near-death experience.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12032542/1/The-Little-Things
CUUUUTE
>>147500895
god siegbert is such a faggot
>>147500895
I'm not sure if Midori would be Neutral Good or Lawful Evil.
>>147501534
>His wife has a miscarriage if he dies.
>>147501480
>Odin should be fucking shot. Chuuni is a shit character trait. Have him drop the act entirely and become an optimistic Mage who likes telling stories or something.
Anankos kind of enabled him by hyping him up as "THE HERO WHO SLAYED THE FELL DRAGON" and making him a damn dark mage.
>>147500895
Who is Chaotic Neutral supposed to be?
>>147501439
>>147501446
>>147501472
>>147501479
makes sense I guess to prevent Kaze showing up in her paralogue after his deathThey should have just changed it to Corrin visiting Midori's deeprealm to tell her that her dad is dead.
>>147494204
I want to fuck Elise so hard that whoever will pull my dick out will be crowned King of Nohr
>>147501681
Iggy
>>147501681
Insane, but not good nor bad
>>147501681
Ignatius.
That whole chart is really weird, honestly. Kiragi can definitely be ruthless, and Shiro I kind of get, but why is Shigure Lawful Evil?
Why do I always fall for the /feg/ memes.
>>147501681
I think that's Ignatius
>>147501727
Yeah, but they'd have to change some of her supports that mention him, too.
Which there is actually precedent for, like Makalov's supports being different if Marcia's dead, but
>IS
>effort
>>147500665
>not marrying her so she can have enough family in her life
>>147501560
>>147501987
uhhhhh selena is for subaki bros
>>147501407
Thing is I don't want to give him anyone who I won't use. I don't want to fill my party with useless shitters.
>>147502417
Well who are you using then?
really makes u think..
>>147502714
>title
Yeah I already stopped reading.
>>147502314
It's okay. You can do that in your file and I'll do this in mine.
>>147502802
>>147501987
Is there any purpose to Selena!Midori gameplay wise?
>>147502854
Is being really cute a gameplay purpose
>>147502714
Man I'm glad I avoided the shitshow that was this game pre-launch.
Sounded like a mess of misinformation and mistranslation.
>>147502854
Is there any purpose to any of the kids gameplay wise?
It must have been hard for her to grow up with 3 hot blooded older brothers
>>147502854
Speedy tank Midori? She's fairly tanky with her growths, despite the subpar tank mods of 1 def.
>>147502987
percy gives you loads of money
>>147502854
If Selena is ever the child's mother, then the short answer is no. The long answer is that Selena makes her a little faster which is the main thing Midori wants, but not as much as other mothers who can do that and more.
>>147503016
It must be hard to strip her down.
>>147502714
soleil didn't deserve to be friendzoned by everyone because of this...
>>147501826
passive aggressively smug fuckwad
>>147502492
My expected party so far is Corn, Charlotte, Camilla, Kaze, Elise, Ophelia, Leo, Felicia, Arthur, Effie, Silas and Mozu.
I also want to try and use Velouria and Sophie because they work well together.
>>147504013
Well you need to slap Keaton on somebody quickly in order to make good use of Velouria, so pick one between Camilla, Mozu, or Effie. Sophie can do great with one of them as well but since Silas comes earlier you might want to decide his first since Sophie's paralogue can also be used to rake in supports/experience.
Also to get Ophelia you have to use Odin for a while, there's just no way around it since your main choices for his mom are mostly going to be healing and barely scraping support points with him as is.
Kaze can give Xander good boosts and vice versa in pair up and you can switch between them depending on what your enemy throws at you if you're really strapped on not giving him Selena.
>>147501987
Kaze deserves better than that unlikable bitch. Midori looks like shit with her hair too.
Shit pairing/10
>>147504351
I'm gonna grind supports online, so getting kids isn't am issue. I'm thinking Peri so I can have Velouria with Elbow Room.
Sophie is getting Mozu and pass down Quick Draw instead of Aptitude.
I'm planning to get both at chapter 19 so I save on Master Seals.
Arrhr and Leo are the ones who currently seem to be getting benched. Arthur is level 11 at chapter 11 and he still is at 9 speed.
>>147504507
Lies, Midori looks good with any hair color
>>147504642
Red hair doesn't look good on her. Get over it.
>>147504642
Lies, you're just a lolicon
What would Selena's child be like if she had one of her own?
>>147504714
Cordelia.
>>147504714
Cordelia
>>147504714
Seeing how Odin and Laslow spawned gender bent versions of themselves, she would likely get a son with a competitive nature with some slight tsundere.
>>147505013
She'd give birth to Takumi?
Goodnight /feg/, i hope you have a nice evening with your waifu! She loves you very much! Stay happy and healthy!
>>147504512
Arthur can be a pairup mule since his promotions lead to good boosts. Leo tends to fall off the easiest of the royals in Conquest so that's not surprising either unless you specifically save Felicia for him since she boosts his speed and gives him extra magic and resistance.
soft sister hugs
Why does Hinata remind me so much of Inuyasha. Same VA?
Good night /feg/
How hard is Conquest Hard compared to Birthright Lunatic?
>>147506362
it's harder
R8 my slut.
>>147506362
Way harder
>>147506576
>12 Spd
Go General.
This game is gonna fucking kill me. A vessel on my forehead nearly exploded. Ryoma missed 2 FUCKING 90+ hit chances. I nearly fucked died just now from blanking out in pure anger. Intelligent systems, you're on my fucking shitlist.
>>147506974
So you miss two hits that were not guaranteed and you are angry at that?
It will probably take me a few more months to finish Conquest because I get too pissed at it any time I try to go back to it.
>>147507045
Yes, fuck you.
>Bought FE:Awakening
>get fucked at hard
>too easy on normal
Stop ganging up on 1 of my characters reee.
>>147507312
Don't let them, you dunce.
>>147507312
after the first several chapters the game is a joke
Don't die!
>>147508964
I'm already dead. Maybe you shouldn't have sent me fighting with a 3% chance to get crit.
Do high res portraits exist anywhere?
I want this smile.
>>147509092
They're somewhere in the OP links.
>>147509092
you can use the text simulator in the linkbin to get any portraits you want
>>147509092
http://imgur.com/a/StH8C
http://imgur.com/a/QVxnW
http://imgur.com/a/uhSy1
Who's the better unit: Peri or Benny?
>>147509701
Peri
>>147509089
Truly we live in a world of LUK
>>147509701
>Choosing between my waifu and husbando
Pieri is better, Benoit super tank is nearly useless in Conquest.
>>147511531
>knuffle likes boys
Which unit has the best butt?The answer is Corrin.
Is there any place that ships from within the EU that sells Cipher cards?
>>147513019
I'm pretty sure you have to import them from japan.
>>147513172
import them from japan of buy from people that imported that are usually overpriced
>>147513812
If I import a booster box directly, not only will it get caught in customs, I may have to end up paying 50% more or more.
>>147514018
Yea that sucks, I want to import some cards when the Genealogy set happens but thats whats been turnign me off with it
>>147511989There is no gay,fuck everything
>>147479473
Always Takumi, or stay unmarried. I like many of the characters, but no one else is wife/husband material for me. Kana is meh anyway so no reason to marry because of that either. On this Revelation run I'm thinking of going for someone else for a change, we'll see how that goes.
>>147515068
t. Vate
>>147479473
Memetama in BR
Laslow in CQ
Azura in REV
Flora in CQ round 2
>>147500404
It still hasn't.
this ice chapter sure does take awhile.
Felicia is cute
>>147516475
Worst thing is there are a ton of drops hidden in the ice all around the map, so you can't just "rush" straight to the boss without missing out on a lot of stuff.
>>147516475
It was a fun map. I'm actually really enjoying the gimmick maps in rev so far.
Finally got around playing more of this hack. 6th gym was pretty hard. She opened Skarmory holding a red card with Roost, Whirlwind, Spikes, Stealth Rock. Decided to swap Sharpedo with Jellicent because of Sharpedo being too damn frail. R8 and h8 my current party
>>147479473
BR: Yuugiri, Crimson
CQ: Camilla, Elfie, Charlotte, Pieri
RV: Pieri, Mozume
After reading Setsuna's supports, I'm really liking her character. Might marry her in next playthrough. How is she as a unit? What class set does she have?
my Rinkah's levels were going so well but now they just went straight into the toilet. how does she even manage to just increase in magic?
>>147516543
>>147516721
well I'm certainly enjoying all of these stat boosters.
>>147516475
You have little units to use and if you opt to find all rewards in that map it takes longer than it should. Though it's not so bad depending if you think the reward is worth the time.
>>147517061
The loot is great to be sure, it's just so tedious to dig through the ice especially when you have such a small party in that chapter.
>>147515291
>>147516921
>BR
>CQ
Are gamefaqs shitters making unnecessary abbreviations again? Birthright and Conquest are not two words
>>147516921
Is that meme sapphire?
>>147479473
>Conquest
Charlotte
>Birthright
Oboro
>Revelations
Orochi, then went back to Charlotte
>>147517343
I don't know, but its easier to type.
>>147517474
Hacked version of ORAS, yes.
>>147479473
Birthright: Mozume.
Conquest: Cuckmeido.
Revelations: Crimson.
>>147479473
Conquest
Camilla
Birthright
Orochi
Revelation
no idea yet except maybe Mozu or Ophelia. help me decide between all of them
>>147516921
>marrying crimson in birthright
Knuffle I like you more and more every day
cum in dragon
>>147517885
Mozume, she lost everything. Make her happy.
>>147517823
>I help in the further decay of the English language because I'm too lazy to type words
>>147517962Y-You tooI wasn't going to give Birthright another playthrough, but I did it for her.
>>147479473
>conquest
Pieri
>birthright
Scarlet, Mitama
>rev
Asama
I eventually want to fill all the save slots marrying more people who I like but haven't gotten to yet
Severa is:
>>147518590
LEWD
>>147518131
English is already atrocious. There is no need to even try to redeem it. Though I scarcely use abbreviations, there is a sort of appeal to it as it gets the message across while using fewer characters.
>>147518590
Selena
>>147518590
Subaki's waifu
It's nearly time, artists don't let me down
Which class for Sophie (conquest) let's me observe her booty the best? (no mount/Avel)
>>147519126
Fighter perhaps. Can kids inherent Kamui's Noble class?
>>147519762
Yeah, kids inherit Nohr Prince(ss) from Corrin.
>>147520039
Then Nohr Noble for>>147519126
how do you decide on who to give stat boosters to?
>>147520945
Either on your favorite units or to fix a unit's stat(s).
There should've been more awakening kids in Fates
>Corrin can asexually reproduce
>>147521187
>wanting Cynthia to get ntrd live.
>>147521187
3 is already more than enough.
>>147521187
I think there shouldn't've been any.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1f9CRJisnE
>>147520945
Some units have big flaws that are quickly patched up with one, like Speedwings on Xander or Orochi
Some units may have gotten below average levels for a certain stat
Some units might just be shit to begin with and need the help
>>147521187
Personally I think Kellam would have the better choice to bring into Fates as a ninja.
>>147521673
I can get behind this
What do you think of dragon dad?
>>147521673
Only if he'd still be wearing the Knight armour.
I hope the next game doesn't have any of the Fates characters in it. If they absolutely have to, the reincarnation thing Birthright kids have going on I can live with, but even then they could at least alter them a little.
>>147522147
I wouldn't mind a prequel to Fates set during the time of the dragon wars, desu. Maybe without the three games jewing out and on an existing setting they can manage to make something halfway decent and add more depth/lore to Fateslandia retroactively.
>>147522012
Presence actively ruins the game desu
Is Beruka worth a slot in Conquest?
>>147522342
I want two versions to be the standard. it pretty much ensures at least one will be for experienced players and I like being able to break up the purchase
>>147522827
Is Anna you're waifu by any chance?
>>147522342
A game set during the scouring?
Killing dragons by the truckload with a manlet and his pals.
>>147523072
Sounds cool, i'd like more games set during the backstories of previous games
What about a game set in Jugdral where you play as the actual 12 crusaders having to take on the ancient Lopto Empire?
>Mitama's paralogue
Holy exp
>>147522457
I AM BETRAYAL was actually a pretty cool boss though
Owain died in Hidden Truths 1. Will I still have him in Conquest? Or is he gone for good?
>>147523576
Hidden Truths uses pre-deployed units; their death has no bearing on your main campaign. Same applies to Beach Brawl, Royal Royale and the Heirs of Fate maps.
>>147523554
Not worth how trash it makes the rest of the game. Seriously, remove Anankos and half the shit that makes the game worse goes away.
what determines Jakob's or Felicia's level if I start a new file from Chapter 6?
>>147523738
Thank God. Sumeragi got a crit on Owain and it fucked him up
>>147521187
Outlawcina as Elise's retainer would've been the best choice desu.
>>147523883
However, I'm not sure if you get the Fell Brand(Grandmaster item) if one of your units dies.
>>147523828
If your Corrin is the same gender as in your previous save, their level stays the same as they were in that save. If you change Corrin's gender, Servant #1 starts at level 1.
>>147523953
Why Outlaw? Sure Cavalier with Archer access through Heart Seal is more fitting, what with her having those two classes always thanks to Chrom and keeping the one Nohrian class, one Hoshidan class pattern from the other Awakening retainers.
>>147523750
It's kind of a shame because Anankos in a vacuum had the potential to be an interesting villain. If his backstory had been explored in its own game instead of 1/3 of a game + DLC he could have been a compelling villain with some interesting recurring series themes taken from Archanea and Jugdral. Unfortunately the way it is now it's like Anankos and everything that comes with him has to be contrived as fuck to shove in Anankos in the plot of CQ/BR
>>147523982
I did get it. I assume it will be in the convoy?
>>147524350
Yep.
>>147524116
thanks, I was wondering why they had no Chapter 6 base stats
Sing with me a song of conquest and fate hmmm hm hmmmm hm hmm hm hm hmmmmm~
Is there a harem patch for awakening?
Google gave nothing.
>>147524185
Yeah, Anankos had some nice potential. Exploring Corrin's heritage and the madness he potentially inherits would've been nice but nobody gives a fuck about Corrin being a dragon.
>>147524754
Awakening is a harem.
>>147524754
>harem patch would likely be the best for every kid because of how broken MU's genes are
I'm down desu
Why is Raquesis is literally Eirika? What does it mean?
>tfw love selkie
>velouria does nothing to me
>>147524826
>nobody gives a fuck about Corrin being a dragon.
I love how the game let's off this big reveal Corrin is part dragon then says "BUT LOOK A GOLDEN SWORD!" and never references Corrin's draconic heritage again until Kana is in existence.
>>147525536
I like Velouria's design more, especially the ears. Selkie's nip voice was really cute though. Both their localized voices irk me.
>>147525174
Why is he so perfect?
>>147525536
I'm in a similar situation
>Like one character
>Don't like a different character
Can someone explain this to me?
>>147525628
>playing on anything than lunatic
You know the AI is gimped and will just let you pick them off one by one at the edge of their range?
>>147525580
They could've at least had some flavor text after the transformation to signify Corrin awakened as a dragon or something. He has the pointy ears, he's had a goddamn rampage already.
>>147525536
Uhh nobody actually likes shitdog so it's not like you're special in feeling this way
She's the leader of The Filthy Five for a reason
>>147525872
Happy now?
>>147524116
Partly to keep the male/female ratio on 1st Gen classes good, partly so it could give more 2nd Gens access to Outlaw & Bow Knight without using Nina, and partly because it'd be cute to see Lucina trying to act the part of a scary chuuni criminal scumbag to hide her identity while getting real passive & adorable around Elise.
>>147525948
It's too early in the morning for this shit.
Can you come back in a few hours?
>>147517061
I actually enjoyed Revelations and having Azura not die, for a change. The ending did however feel rushed, and your queen making an appearance or being recognized would've made certain endings less retarded.
Also, fuck if I know why Lilith doesn't spill the beans.
>>147517061
I had such high hopes for Rinkah and Charlotte. Chocolate and vanilla stronk waifus, except Rinkah isn't strong and Charlotte needs glasses.
>>147525948
Felicia should be on this list
Beruka too
>>147525580
Because no one gives a shit.
>>147526076
I'm liking it so far. also this might be an unpopular opinion but the wind chapter in rev and conquest is one of my favorites
>>147526348
That makes no goddamn sense.
>everybody has dragon blood
>dragon veins
>gods are dragons, you even fucking talk to a dragon
>Corrin's a dragon too but nah, we only care about other dragons
>>147526489
Yeah, it's just a dragon.
Who cares?
>>147526747
You'd think there'd be more of an emphasis on it given how it's delivered, how everyone initially reacts, and how dragons tend to have crazy powers. Especially Anankos.
>>147526896
Yeah well they didnt
>Aversa proposes
>Anna proposes
>Emmeryn, of all people, proposes
I feel emasculated.
>>147527442
That's the point. They didn't, when they should've. But then again, that's Fates in general.
>>147527562
Why?
>hey, I like you
>oh damn really? Same desu
Which waifus propose first in Awakening anyway?
>>147527668
I don't know, it's just a feeling.
Also by propose I don't mean they say they like you first, but that they pop the question for marriage.
Though in Emmeryn's case it feels more like a permanent caretaker.
Those are three and I'll look at the main girls in another playthrough because I already married them off.
When should I start reclassing units in Awakening? I'm on Chapter 14.
I did change Gaius to myrmidion since he was doing jackshit as thief.
>>147527845
would you?
>>147528568
No, if a woman proposes then she will swiftly lose all respect for the man and without mutual respect the marriage is doomed.
>>147528568
Fuck no. I'm the sole breadwinner. This extends to vidya as well.
Can we at least kill the thread before moving onward?
>>147528568Why not?
>>147528568
Sure, who am I to deny happiness.
>>147528675
But on the other hand, she's the one who debased herself and got down on her knees to propose.
It takes real loyalty/desperation for a woman to decide "I want to suck your dick every day for the rest of my life." like that
>>147529956
Only drives her away faster as you are the man and should have done that in her place.
>>147520945
Str and mag to people that are already strong. Everything else to people who are lacking.