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Dead here tonight.
Or is everyone else just unusually lively?
>>147505893
ded as fuck
>>147505893
Everyone's too busy voting for Callie.
Hey, wanna forget about what's happened between us before?
You're welcome to join.
>>147263303
>>147508140
I'd rather give DJ Octavio a sponge bath than post there.
>callie won the splatfest!
>marie had 60% popularity
>but callie won the splatfest!
>but marie had 60% popularity
this is the unending future of /ink/
>>147508557
Okay, the offer's always open.
>>147508728
There will be shitposting no matter what the results are. I'm really not looking forward to it.
>>147508728
Think it'll be much worse if they rig Splatfest to end in a draw?
>>147510374
I think it'd be even worse if they'd agreed to vote for each other.
>>147510448
>Always vote and fight for Callie's cause
>Callie is best though so Marie is right
>ink dying
c'mom bros
I'm sure these latest images won't kill the thread faster.
>>147512282
What a cutie... who could say no to that face?
this final splatfest is making this general infinitely worse than it's already gotten
it's going out with a whimper
it's wonderful
that being said, is it even possible to find out who the kids/bad players are going to pick?
>>147514042
Take a sample of a couple hundred memeverse posts
>>147514246
I'll pick at random, never mindthe best players don't post to memeverse, because they are mature gamers just like myself
Holy fuckign shit why is this game always on maintenance
>>147512282
How would you get Marie to make this face?
>>147516742
Go down on her.
marie
>>147518580
Is
>>147518726
better than callie no matter how hard it triggers callie's fans
>>147518778
I want to marie Marie's maries
>>147520452
I want to be be Marie's baby. I want to suckle milk from Marie's teats, while she sings me a lullaby and sheds the tears of love only a mother can feel for her offspring.
>>147516742
Show her the pleasures of being inked inside.
Patch and amiibo hack when? I want some of Marie's maries in my plaza.
>>147521785
The patch isn't coming for another week or so
>>147521785
You seriously can't spare thirteen dollars? You seriously don't want a Marie to touch and hold too?
>>147521919
The patch is coming tonight.
>letting /ink/ die
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
help
don't let us merge with those faggots
>>147522091
Can't buy Marie alone here, I have to get both
>>147522468
Then do that?
>>147522109
We're gonna die out
>>147522689
Never!
>>147523687
I don't like either of these girls anymore...
Voting got everyone so riled up they were too tired to keep the thread bumped
>>147524738
untrue, /ink/ is just shit
>>147522163
What?
I think what killed us was there weren't enough night time posters to keep bumping the thread. We need a single who can keep posting every single hour without fail so the thread remains bumped.
>>147525551
fuck off
>>147525818
I'm sure you'd love for us to be in /nintyg/ babt, but that's not going to happen
>>147526163
are you memeing, or honestly retarded?
>get banned
>can't bump anymore
>thread dies that night
>>147526716
you should follow the rules more
>>147526716
Now we know who to blame
>>147526716
thanks a lot porn poster
>>147526716
Either follow the rules or don't complain when you can't bump threads you retard
You can make up for this incredibly stupid post by posting more porn
>>147526292
>>147526832
How do I vote for Octolings instead of Crappy and Marie?
>>147527157
>WAHHH WHY CAN'T I BUMP THREADS WHEN I'M BANNED FOR DELIBERATELY BREAKING THE RULES
>You're retarded
>N-NO YOU'RE RETARDED!
Wow
>>147526971
I didn't even post porn... stop
>>147527323
fuck off mariefaggot
>>147527327
Well you clearly broke the rules in some way, dumbass
>>147527404
Cry more bitch nigga
Your tears won't make Callie any less garbage
>>147527568
fuck off mariefaggot
>>147527639
Nah I think I'll stick around thanks
>>147527568
Normally I'd refute a statement like that, but you're not entirely wrong. Callie was a bit of a dick last.
>I'm voting for you, you vote for me too
>No
>REEEEE YOU'RE OLD
They are on their way!
>>147514042
only a retard would choose marie
>>147527903
I thought all the hotglue pics would make this thread unbearable, but its already unbearable so who cares
>>147527903
I got the email this morning, all 5 should turn up soon
>>147528035
No! These Amiibos are for gentle pats and kisses goodnight!
>>147527991
marie is a bitch loved by retards
callie is a retard loved by bitches
>i'll be the bigger squid and vote team marie
>>147528105
I'm going to burn mine with a hotglue gun, you can't stop me
>>147528150
yup
>>147528208
We saw this coming from the beginning
NoA is predictable
>>147528208
Marie likes a big squid
>>147528542
NoA was cancer, NoE was precious, I wonder what they did in Japan. Probably just overreact and go "EEEEEEGH?" at each other.
>>147528672
>NoE dialogue
>being good
>ever
Stay in denial yurocuck
What was the euro dialogue? and the gook dialogue?
>>147528672
>>147528725
NoE has old nintendo writing
NoA is memes and drama
NJP are japanese
>>147528725
It's funny because I'm not european.
And really, it was much better than the dramaalert from America.
>>147528845
Euro was just them being very surprised that this fest finally came to be, Callie said she was happy-go-lucky and carefree, Marie said she was cool and collected, nobody fought, neither proposed voting for the other, and just got on with it.
>>147529063
BOOOOOOORIIIIIIIING
You yurocucks really have no taste
did they still get the topic from fax machine?
>>147529295
That's how it's supposed to happen, a fax machine that gives messages from the past, but apparently they just forgot that lore.
>>147529295
That part is hard-coded into the game for every Splatfest, of course they did
>>147529198
Compared to NoA's monthly monthly meme and shit-flinging routine? Yes it's a huge improvement.
But then again you Americans are addicted to overscripted reality TV anyway, so you wouldn't understand.
>>147529583
NoA has never used memes in Splatfest dialogue.
Snowman had Callie spout millenial nonsense and Marie immediately mocked her for it, and Pokemon and SpongeBob had references to the games and show respectively. That's it. No actual memes. You yurocucks will even make up lies to try and excuse your bland terrible dialogue.
>>147529853
Is your definition of a meme purely rage faces and nyan cats? A meme is effectively any level of unironic referencing nowadays.
>>147530043
Wow, yurocuck, if you're going to the move the goalposts, why don't we consider the actual definition of a meme and realize that the concept of playing videogames is a meme itself?
>>147530263
'Memes' never had an official definition, they're just dumb jokes. Only in science does 'memetic' mean anything.
>>147530558
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/meme
Yurocuck being retarded as usual.
>>147530914
Americunt claims to be an expert memer, voids anything they had said previously.
>>147527882
Stop posting.
>>147531496
?
>>147531121
Excuse me? You're the one who decided to move the goalposts and say "oh yeah well TECHNICALLY this counts as a meme BECAUSE I SAY SO"
What delusional world do you live in, Yurocuck?
>>147531773
Actually you're the one that shot after a tangent about memes, the point still stands that the NoA dialogue is shit.
>>147532124
>>147529583
>monthly monthly meme
>>147532693
And shit-flinging.
Now, now, why can't we all get along
In my opinion, both the EU and NA versions have their own pros and cons - in particular, I think that the NA Hero Mode dialogue is a lot more fun, and to a certain point, so was the news
But NA began to overdo it starting with some of the new stages, and it started to get really exaggerated - but I still like the news for the old stages, and I thought the dialogue for Hero Mode, particularly the final boss (it made him feel a lot more unique in my opinion - EU just makes him seem like a generic villain)
But, let people have their opinions; some people prefer one kind of humor, and some kind another, and you cannot simply say that one is better because it holds up to your standards of humor better
Which is why the argument has collapsed to a sort of "yes, no, yes, no" sort of one, because such things really have no _objective_ points to be discussed
Thank you and have a wonderful day
no squid/octoling race wars splat fest
why live?
>>147533121
Fuck off, voices of logic and reason do not belong on 4chan.
>>147533170
There actually was one in Japan if you remember.
>>147533170
Die
>>147533121
I don't prefer the EU dialogue because it's more or less humorous, I prefer it because it isn't batshit. The NA admittedly has funnier and more colorful lines, they just go way too far as you said.
Also 'Nice' and 'To me' are infinitely more comprehensible, but that's a whole other debate.
Reminder Marie proved this Splatfest that she's an unsalvageable cunt who can only spout insults at the offering of kindness.
Marie has chosen her own fate, and so have you.
>>147534117
Marie didn't throw insults, Callie did
Read the bants again, you'll see
>>147534241
this again?
>>147534354
What again? Marie declined an offer, Callie spouted offenses
>>147534241
This >>147534117 is bait.
This >>147534354 is acknowledging you bit the bait.
>>147527882
>>147534738
You know, the Callie and Marie pictures are getting to be a bit of a giveaway.
It was supposed to be a competition since last Splatfest. Why is everyone getting so offended that when Callie tried to make it not a competition, and Marie wouldn't let her, it went back to being a competition?
That's how that shit works.
>>147534837
Giveaway of what exactly? That those are my posts? Are you a detective?
Why is Callie so shit?
Why does she need to blow up at the slightest bit of competition?
Remember, Callie is babthud, flinging shit at our lord and savior Marie ever since they were revealed
unprovoked rage and violent outbursts from some bipolar idol is all that is ever shown, how can any of you stand this insufferable retard, much less cast a vote in her favor?
>>147535096
That's what I thought, but everybody seems to be stuck in the idea that it was going to be a Marie vs Callie Splatfest.
>>147535206
Well now you're just being stupid.
>>147535130
No, it's just obvious.
Considering you apparently dropped the point yesterday, I simply cannot understand why you're still taking the time to argue about it.
>>147535206
>Callie is babthud
this made me laugh
>>147535278
I didn't drop any point, I still think the NA bants were overdramatic and retarded.
>>147535256
It would have been perfect if it was Marie vs Callie. It would have been a twist. It would have been a hard decision. It would have been perfect for writing in a heartwarming epilogue.
But no, Marie had to go and ruin it.
God damn, why does Nintendo never take perfect opportunities.
>>147535479
It would be the worst possible cop-out. Ruining the only chance at an official census? Why would you do that for some soppy banter?
>>147535574
how would it be a cop-out? what exactly would nintendo be copping out of?
no one needs an "official" census. they're fictional squids. i'd rather have my last memories of them be sweet then find out whether my preferred sister is arbitrarily better or more popular.
>>147535574
Fuck off man, NoA has the best bantz. If we were to compare the dialogue of regions to girls, NoA would be Callie because she's full of energy and spunky while NoJ is Marie because it's boring and dry.
>>147535384
your NA rants are overdramatic and retarded to be honest
>>147535897
Me too. I don't want to know which is more liked. But if Nintendo has the audacity to have a Splatfest about them, at least they did it properly and not rig it for some meaningless result. If you want your last memories of them to be sweet, leave America.
>>147535971
That post had nothing to do with regional differences.
>>147536275
>I don't want it
>But it would have been horrible if Nintendo didn't do it
Literally what the fuck
>>147536086
What do you want, a circlejerk about how perfect Callie is because she blew her lid at last?
>>147536406
A Callie vs Marie Splatfest is a bad idea.
But a Marie vs Callie Splatfest is a worse idea.
Think man, think.
>>147536407
why are those the only two extremes for you
why is the last thing you want to do accept that people don't have to always conform to your perfect little image of them, that people can move on from mistakes
in fact callie did try to move on from her mistake and you still found a way to complain about it
holy fuck
>>147536524
Then what the fuck is this point about "ruining the only chance at an official census"? What is the big deal about not having a measure of popularity if you don't want one?
Why do you not want some "meaningless result" if you don't want any results period?
Think man, think.
>>147536595
Yes because that's why I fucking liked her. She was a good Squid. If you find appeal in her snapping at last, good for you. That's not the way I see it.
This all reminds me of some equally retarded argument from forever ago about whether Marie counts as an antagonist.
callie in glasses is awfully cute
marie in glasses is cute too, but i like callie moreprobably because of her long black hair
>>147536784
Because a fluffy Marie vs Callie Splatfest would prove nothing, settle nothing, and would just be a waste of time. If you think it would be a worthy epilogue, too bad, the game is not ending yet anyway.
Just because I don't agree with there being a Squid Sister Splatfest in the first place does not mean I'm not aware removing the contest aspect of it would be a stupid idea.
kirb
>>147537037
I want to bury my face in those big tentacles
>>147537371
Can't wait to see Kirby copy an Inkling in the next Smash game.
too bad there's so little of glasses callie
marie gets way more art of it
callie is always cute though so no worries
>>147537371
not now anon hush
>>147537567
Do sunglasses count?
another great thing about callie is how she will always try to cheer you up no matter what!
after you having a bad day, callie trying her best to cheer you up... adorable!
>>147537880
>in a match
>miiverse posts on the walls
>all of them are #savesplatfest
i wonder if they could come back by popular demand
>>147537965
Not to interject on that idea, but where did it come from? Is it just because she was Team Love that she's seen as the morally supportive Squid? I remember her being described as something of a prankster often as well.
>>147538338
Her personality by itself will cheer up most people
>>147538338
she's very kind! and she's very cheerful!
people who fit those traits by extension almost always come to cheer people up!
>>147540413
She isn't kindto Octolings...
I want to kiss Callie on the forehead and fall asleep beside her.
Except the plush is still in the mail.
So will we just never get snails again after this
marie and the rare giraffe marie
>>147541706 what's the name of this artist again?
The only Japanese banter I've found so far
>If you pick me, watch out for my direct hitting smile! The lovely one in charge of high spirits, Callie! And...
>The learned tsukkomi with the heart to match~ The angel of brillance, Marie~
>>147542001
Uziga Waita
>>147542001
yuta
https://twitter.com/y_agc
>>147542239
And a cute little gif to go with it
https://twitter.com/ningukt/status/750288872672636928
>>147542239
Made a mistake
Should be the "aimed tsukkomi", not "learned"
Read "neratta" as "naratta"
>>147541706
marie is bloated! she needs to go on a diet!
Hey look!
Information about the new Squid Sisters live album!
http://www.famitsu.com/news/201607/02109931.html
40 tracks! 8 sound effect tracks!
Will try to learn more later, but I have to go in a little bit
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/750261726080176130
Also more information about those mysterious Squid Sister kiosks! Will try to read about it later as well!
r8/advice for Remix Woomy
I like the special ups, they get me Wails stupidly quickly, especially on Rainmaker, but I dunno if I'm married to the refills.
>>147543274
what's up you gear hacking fuck
>>147543350
Enjoying all my free time being able to actually play the game instead of burning through snails, money, and time, how about you?
>>147543048
Are those Callie & Marie alternate cover arts?
>>147543497
>being able to actually play the game
I'm not sure if you know this, but you don't actually have to reroll your gear if you don't want to, autist
>>147543274
you are a dedicated sprinkler machine... interesting
>>147543605
You do if you don't want jumbled perks that put you at a marked disadvantage.
>>147543674
Fucking obviously. But if you want to the perfect gear, that's your fault. Don't act like the game is making you do shit.
Plus, gear isn't needed if you're actually good at the game. Most players don't have triples. You're at an advantage, not a "disadvantage", especially when you're literally hacking the game.
>>147543873
>want to have
>>147543623
I'm kind of wondering if secondary saver might be better for me than refill, I do tend to use sprinklers a lot but at the same time it feels like refill works as sort of a pseudo primary and secondary saver
>>147543873
>Plus, gear isn't needed if you're actually good at the game.
Then why do you care if people hack their gear in the first place? At high level play, lots of people have minmaxed gear.
>callieman goes to bed
>thread dies
>callieman goes out
>thread goes to page 10
we are all puppets in callieman's theatre
>>147547115
>literally the second to last page in the catalogue
damn that was close. fuck you
>>147547235
should've made some threads to bump it off if it's that close
gambatte /ink/
>>147547319
Nah, I'm not that mean. I just thought it would be funny.
I love how Americucks get western "translations" that make Hotaru even more of a mean bitch. It's just like what UDON did to Karin Kanzuki, except with memes.
>>147549515
what happened to Karin?
>>147550363
They turned her into a cheating, violently obsessed bitch who shook her fists demanding revenge for her previous loss to Sakura. She made Sakura eat a bunch of hotdogs in a hotdog eating contest while she herself snuck all her own hotdogs to her butler. This was her plan to debilitate Sakura by having her eat so much food so she can more easily defeat her in a fight. In this version, Karin absolutely despises Sakura.
This is way different from Sakura Ganbaru where she not only doesn't cheat, she actually offers Sakura a chance to replenish her strength through a meal, because Japanese anime and game logic is that food -> regain energy instead. Karin wants her opponent to be at 100% so when she wins, she can most absolutely say that she is clearly the superior fighter. But she does it with such poise that there's no hint of fury or anger in there, just arrogance. Americuck conflate arrogance with anger, though, but that by definition is not necessarily true.
Karin still lost in Sakura Ganbaru, but she wasn't angry. She accepted her loss and realized she needed to be a better fighter. She and Sakura are actually friends at the end of this comic.
>>147550363
She was respectful to Sakura in the Alpha games.
Comic turned her into a bitch, and everyone treated her comic incarnation as canon.
As always, people need to remember that fanart is not canon.
>>147551230
>>147551247
Is this behavior based on Udon reflected in V? The only thing I know about it is she took Birdie in.
>>147551534
Nah, the V incarnation is more or less the Ganbaru/A3 interpretation. A lot of the story mode seems to be her MarySuing things up, though, which is weird, but w/e, at least it isn't UDONvision.
Taking Birdie in isn't much different from the ending of Sakura Ganbaru where she was trying to get Dan Hibiki to be her sensei, and Dan groaning about it. That's just the silly side of Karin.
>>147542912
>40 tracks
JESUS
how many times we have died?
>>147553272
once, but threads have been deleted for various reasons. i actually chocked on my food a bit earlier when i realized we'd fallen off the catalog
This appears to be the Jp banter. Anyone translate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn6t_rcxYc8
/ink/ will return one day.
Hello, /ink/, /mmg/ here.
Did you saw the chinese bootleg/port of Splatoon to mobile phones? Have you played it? How is it compared to the real deal?
>>147557718
Yes. No. Trash.
>>147557718
It's a rip off and it's awful, you could construct the same thing in gmod
>>147557718
looks like Splatoon for the Wii
>>147559602
would splatoon have done as well as it if it was on the wii?
>>147558432
>haven't played it but it's trash
It sure is /v/ in here
>>147561851
You go on and buy it then, let us all know how that goes.
>>147561639
If the online was like Monster Hunter Tri and not like Smash Bros Brawl, yes.
>>147562020
>Buy
It's free m8.
http://a.9game.cn/bzty/
>>147562263
Whatever. Download it, then.
>>147562536
Okay. Will report back with impressions as soon as my tablet is done charging.
>>147562536
>>147562020
Thanks for the back pedaling
>>147562645
I guess it's over
>>147565330
Yes, Marie is irredeemable shit. Haven't you been paying attention?
We'll have one last hurrah of shitposting for the final splatfest at least.
We should agree to do Squad Saturdays or something, so people know to look for squads even if there's not a post somewhere.
>>147565723
I mean if not even shitposting can keep us alive anymore...
>>147565723
that's actually a pretty good idea
might be a bit difficult to start though
>send and view sms
why
I'm scared /ink/
>>147566084
>modify or delete the contents of your SD card
i think sms is the least of your problems
>>147566084
This is how China retains a communist fist over its gaming industry?
>>147565723
>shitty rotations magically appear every Saturday
Great
>>147566589
China doesn't give a shit about the videogames industry, unless they can squeeze cash out of foreign companies
>>147566194
>>147566949
You for real?
>>147567475
hello babthud, back again for another round of shitposting?
I just had to close the game because it was stuck on a loading screen. I haven't been able to play a single game yet. here's a screenshot of the in-game chat. it seems to even have vc, unlike splatoon.
>>147567629
Who is babthud? Our babt barely posts anymore.
I FINALLY GOT TO FUCKING PLAY A GAME
AND A FUCKING
A FUCKING
O CTARIAN POPS UP
AND I GET KICKED OUT OF THE GAME
I GIVE UP
>>147566084
It is quite resource heavy, the game, but hey, you can even see people around in the plaza. Real people, not NPCs.
I wish how one changes the Screenname though.
>>147568698
Someone playing as an Octarian? Have they not removed early Splatoon bugs?
>>147568738
this bootleg is scarily accurate in a lot of things
does someone have single player footage of the bosses? i wanna see if octavio is in there too and what his battle is like on the smaller screen
Callie is a cuck!
>>147566084
Nothing ain't free.
A KEK!
>>147569851
Callie is also a loser, and loser are not allowed in squid sisters
Spla2n will feature Marie with a rookie idol, the squid sisters will be expanded to a whole idol troupe, with Callie under heavy rotation
>>147569084
I havent tried.
Hell, I'm going to RE INSTALL it because I can't change my screen name
>>147568698
Does it still lock up the hub when they show up? I remember the fix was either using a back up save or waiting for Splatfest.
>on the screen where judd judges who won
>he rubs his belly for 15 seconds
>I can fucking see him the carbon still running around the map
>>147570768
So it's not perfect, so what, it's still a better game than Splatoon.
So now for the extremely important question.
Regular 3 minute matches or Sepia Go's 5 minute matches?
>>147571272
You had five minutes and got one splat?
>>147571591
>expecting /ink/ to be good at Splatoon
>>147570768
Is there any way to "lower" the graphics (sinful, I know)?
My device lags a bit during turfwar
>>147571591
the game lagged so badly that I only ever saw another player twice. both times they were standing still, but I couldn't kill them no matter how many bullets I pumped into them.
>>147572476
So it's got some kinks here and there, it's still better than Splatoon.
>>147565723
How are you going to do squad Saturdays when nobody even wants to squad when asked?
>>147573853
Every time I've squadded with /ink/ it was a horrible and embarrassing experience
>>147573992
iktf. if I play well, I'm pissed that my team mates aren't playing as well as me. if I play poorly, I get pissed at myself and want to fucking neck myself. I just gave up squads.
>>147574352
Some of the best rainmaker matches I've played have been with squads from here. When you get a coordinated set of weapons and dunk within thirty seconds surrounded by killer wails and krakens.
>>147574517
yeah, I guess I still had a lot of fun squadding, now that I think about it. I just remember the bad more than the good.
>We're getting Callie and Marie solo songs soon
>Also getting a Callie vs Marie Splatfest
There's no way they would put the effort into doing something like this (though I can't see how it would take any effort at all), but it would be neat if, instead of them performing as usual and getting the usual music, we got the one we voted for singing her new solo song.
>still have to return Splatfest shirt after the event
But why?
Is SZ Museum the Japs' de_dust2?
>>147577015
please to the understandings
>>147577015
It'd be nice if they let us keep just this one.
Sick bantz
>>147574517
This. I just play without getting myself worked up and i have fun
>Have an intense, close match where everyone does well
>Be the only one that clicks Yes to rejoin
Patch when?
>>147580102
I can't remember the last time I stayed in a lobby for more then one match even when I got a great team.
>>147578979
>dem thighs
Here's a phone wallpaper for you, /ink/.
>tfw too much of a pussy to actually use it
Feels kinda bad
>>147581125
do not fall for the Octarian recruitment tactics
I just got the game, how long did it take you guys to get used to the controls?
I've been going for an hour and they are making me just want to stop.
>>147581652
use gyro,took me around 5 days to get use to themdont bother discussing the game here
>>147505202
>>147581834
I am using gyro
>5 days
Oh fuck that
>>147581652
Probably five hours. The best part is that you'll be tilting your controller when you play other games now.
>>147581834
where the fuck is he supposed to go?
