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>Latest Patch
http://steamcommunity.com/games/232090/announcements/detail/951765661117908925
>KF2 Steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/kf2vg
Memetastic maps by /kfg/:
>KF-Mall http://drive.google.com/file/d/0BywcqXA0Kt4IS3pwMFQ2VVRHZ00/view?pli=1
>KF-ParkingGarage http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=642348804
>KF-DanceFloor http://www.moddb.com/games/killing-floor-2/addons/kf-dance-floor-contest
>KF-Fog_Rig http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=646654523
>KF-GreenStreet http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=646131633
>KF-Antarctic http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=644445723
>KF-LetsTryGas http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=677201858
>KF-Nuked http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=642313451
Mods by /kfg/:
>Anon's weapon skins and modded Soundtracks
http://mega.nz/#F!axEgHD7L!7d-vuxYC5SBMmADi6cMjlA
>""Abandon All"" and ""Abandon All v3"" music for Patriarch
https://mega.nz/#!FEpEBAiC!Zf4NcB6xp8esqmLi421un1qBCzF6xKicZowe0HpVyOA
https://mega.nz/#!EEAQjBoD!vLLLOTS9e0es3VNFVw8wg6pXgB8fMmhL0Fnm-2kQ0qI
>Engraveless 1911 skin
http://kf2.gamebanana.com/skins/143388
>Anon's guide to modding sounds
http://pastebin.com/UTnM0yb8
>Useful console commands for testing or goofing around:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=424641626
>Spreadsheet with lots of stats about Perks, Damage, Weapons, Etc:
http://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GDpg2mN1l_86U_RaDug0glFx8cZCuErwxZLiBKl9SyY/
>Grind map for gaining xp fast:
http://kf2.gamebanana.com/maps/187635
>Mapping/modding help, Bugs, Tweaks, Downloads, and extra stuff:
http://pastebin.com/w5jdaGVn
>Old 2015 /kf2g/ pastebin info (old server IPs):
http://pastebin.com/gCA9DkDw
EU servers:
open 85.236.101.21:8077?password=rage
open 51.254.187.123:7777 no password
ded gaem
Will this ride ever end?
>>147469970
No.
>>147469970
IT ENDS NOW
/kfg/'s Got Talent?
From the last thread: Stalker nude skin ported to KF2 from SFM.
(NSFW)
http://www.megafileupload.com/749q/stalker_nude_skin_kf2.zip
(NSFW)
Not the best skin, but it does what it does. There should be a better one, though.
Also, file deletes itself after 3 days, so grab it while you can lads.
To the Anons who wanted DOOM for KF2, those tracks will be arriving shortly.
hansno guns or bombs, melee only
>/kfg/ having a feel thread
>Can't contribute anything because I haven't felt since I was a kid
29, leaving alone, spending most of my time at work, free time is either video games or getting drunk. No sadness or depression, but neither joy nor fulfillment. Just repeating the same days over and over. Days go as fast as hours, months as days, getting older and doing nothing.
>>147470943
Patriarchthree missile mortar only
>>147471093
Bloatremove from the game and replaced by more sirens
>>147470808
Just to clarify, that'll be
>Rip & Tear
>BFG Division
>BFG Division (Gamerip)
>>147471173
HuskCan now launch Sirens
>>147471295
scrakedual chainsaw
>>147471046
>Finally enjoying a good time away from life's stresses
>Come to /kfg/
>Anons in /kfg/ are all sad and depressed and talking about life's stresses
I can't wait for the mod that replaces the zeds with regular people so that Rae can finally get her revenge on the normies for making her hide the unique angel she is.
Should i buy this cosmetic? I think it looks nice. Might get a blue or green one.
>>147470808
what are the best themes from the new doom game?
>>147471526
this is what happens when you stay tuned too long
DON'T BE SCARED
I WON'T BITE
>be medic
>can be a cunt with everyone without being affraid of getting votekicked
It's funny how commando and medic are seen as opposite sides, you join as commando and first dumb thing you say gets your ass kicked, you join as medic and you are an insta leader
>>147471046
>days go fast
this is good, thinking too much is overkill for anyone.tfw no cuddle since 2 months ago
TIME FOR MY NEW EXPERIMENT
>>147473704
HERE'S ABOMBINGFOR YOU
>>147473704
LET'S TRY MELEE
>>147473390
CHOLESTEROL DOESN'T KILL
I DO
>>147473563
Medic is the best perk for getting away with being DEVILISH
>Never get kicked because who the fuck kicks Medics?
>Can always justify asking for dosh early on "so that you can heal everyone"
>Can reward players you like by pocket healing
>Can punish players you don't like by ignoring them
>You decide who lives and who dies
>Your indifference can get other people killed
>But your fast healing, big armour and movespeed ensure that you can almost always escape and survive when no one else can
It's truly amazing how TW have created a perk with such a potential for nasty application of its abilities.
>>147474169
Enjoy it while you can lad, that one "Medic perk refinement" thread at the forums is looking grim.
>>147473563
Well its not like commandos are actually made for leading or anything, it may as well just be a self appointed title. You'd be retarded to let your more guaranteed life line leave too, especially if they're willing to play such a chore of a class.
>>147474315
worst case scenario the medics go sharp and kill everything before it can even deal damage.
>>147474502
Patton please shooting everything that moves and everything that doesn't isn't defense.
>>147474670
ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US
>>147474315
We will have to see.
There are many trivial things that Medic may lose.
Auto-regen, armour repairs, extra health, the loss of these things would be disappointing, but ultimately inconsequential on their own.
The only thing I'm watching closely is move speed.
As long as I have rapid regen and move speed I can get away with anything as a Medic.
Of course, if they gut that like they did with Berserker then I will have problems.
Actually, they probably will gut that move speed.
Just to stop that horrible thing happening when the Medic is the last man left but he saves the team.
By Christ.
>We noticed some players were good enough to survive as the last man and clutch the rest of the wave
>Because of this, teams that almost wiped were saved and could continue to play the game
>This was obviously NOT AS INTENDED and was a total fucking disaster
>So we brought in a teleporting system to catch those horrible fun ruiners and get them killed so the team can have fun playing a new game AS INTENDED
>However, some players were so skilled that they even survived that!
>So we've decided to change all their perks so that no one will have an easy time clutching a wave at all
>That way the shit players who died won't have to feel bad that someone out there is better at a video game than they are
>When everyone's shit no one will be!
Munk is a fucking retard.
>>147474315
>he still actually plays KF2 and follows it's development
>>147475168
I've been here since the very beginning and I'm not leaving until this ship fully sinks.
>>147475274
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
when are we getting good female characters?
>>147475626
>thinking lowly of Ana and Rae
>>147475765
Rae was a mistake and you know it.
>>147475850
Rae is fine, just a bit of a letdown from what I expected
>>147475626
>Modern Tripwire
>Good females
Pick 1
>>147475626
femfosters on the way
Post your wave 10 song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WToNxrxppA0
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>147474916
>soon sharp and slinger will be the fastest perks in town
You can't make this shit up.
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSu7Oqhi-6g
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5Sn-hGZ7M
>>147477131
Initial D custom OST when?
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A&index=12&
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FmAUwojQcE
>>147478808
>not this beauty
stay pleb friendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7AVT9Og4U
>>147476981
Full version of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDhEtUl7U-A
Who /team meme/ here?
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1PBH7ez3C4
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQDab8vT8GU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m194bgtjhMU
>>147482245
I meme so hard i made a mod that makes the trader a meme
Healslut did nothing wrong, let him back in the group
>>147483498
>KI ost
this guy knows what's up
I've reached the point at which suicidal is fairly easy
Any advice for starting on HoE?
>>147484338
Shoot the Zeds.
>>147483326
>0:07
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that brings back good memories.
>>147484404
Thanks.
>>147484338
don't play commando
>>147484496
Why not?
>tfw still can't slamfire the 1897
>>147471046
Welcome to adult life newfag. Took you quite some time to catch up.
>>147484027
This tbqh
>>147484595
no time to explain, just don't do it.
>>147484338
Ring the Bells of Awakening.
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q
>>147486574
This makes me miss the /v/ sing along threads
>STANDING HERE
Hold up.
What if...
Deathsmiles OST for KF2?
>>147489034
>I REALIZE
>>147489894
>YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>>147489953
>TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>147469870
https://mega.nz/#F!IEYSgATT!Qmuk-pYaeqsaNeDc5608lw
The three DOOM tracks requested here.
>>147489745
Hmmmmmmm...
>>147491329
Bless you anon
>>147491329
what do they replace?
Was it worth it?
Even if TW didn't add the resistances it just seems like a lazier version of the ROTP update.
>>147490760
>BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
>>147493164
Hans is fucking easy to kill now.
Resistances a shit.
Sharpshooter is a slower GS that does more damage.
>>147484338
Fuck the Clots. Literally.
>tfw I've never beaten a single map as berzerker
I just don't like that perk
>>147492316
Whatever you want them to, I didn't give them specific number codes.
Goodnight /kfg/
>>147494228
You won't be anymore after these string of updates.
>tfw /kfg/ will never be as lively about KF2 when it was first announced/released.
>Since the start of Early Access Done Right it's been downhill in active player counts and player satisfaction
>TW are going to trick the goys by removing the EA label and saying it's "finished" so the people who've been waiting for it to be done finally buy the game in time for the holidays
>"it's not a cash grab"
>tfw you are nothing more than a resource hog when you play commando
>>147497185
Reminds me of a dream I had last night.
I was going to the cinema with someone I knew, and we got in an elevator.
As soon as the doors closed and it started ascending, the elevator started getting bashed in from all sides by zeds. I somehow had a SCAR in my hands and just went full auto in a panic. There were Sirens popping up all around and all I could think was that there was just too many of them.
Then I noticed a couple of bricks of C4 on the elevator floor, before I knew it my SCAR was gone and there was a detonator in my hands and I could hear a voice yelling "WE'RE CLOSED IN, BLOW IT, BLOW IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT".
I slammed that detonator and blew the entire floor out from under me.
Everything was blown to bits, except the side of the elevator wall closest to me which I somehow clung to the top of as everything else was blasted away revealing an endless blackness all around me.
I climbed on top of the elevator wall that remained and just stared out into the dark.
Then as I looked up I suddenly found myself away from the elevator, and standing up back inside the mall where a woman I didn't know said "Well let's get going then".
I woke up frightened. I don't know what the fuck that was.
>>147498959
at least you can give extra dosh to people
as a support you're always broke and you can't effectively kill trash until it's in your face
>>147471381
But in all seriousness, why not have varied zeds, champion zed versions? Like how there are cysts, clots and slashers - why not have gimped,normal and hard variation of other enemies?
>gorefast
weak version : has spike instead of a blade, can't charge and do spin attack.
strong version : has dual blades, can duck and run on all four temporarily, dual blade spin to win attack
>crawler :
weak version: does not charge, can't lunge attack.
strong version: can suicide similar to PVP crawlers, leaving pool of acid. Telegraphs it for 2 seconds.
siren :
weak version: does not have aoe scream, scream beam is cone shaped.
strong version: floats in the air, has second type of scream, that is different color. damages similar to normal scream, but makes monsters inside AoE resistant to bullets. Explosives penetrate it normally. she can alternate between two types of scream and telegraphs which one she is about to use.
>>147476981
>>147479390
>Jormungand
My nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3Xg83ARjU
>>147499424
patriarchhitscan rockets
I fucking hate John Gibson
>>147500110
how do you want your game
>>147500225
I want it to be available early, like beeing allowed to play it before it's release; but I want it done right, gun nut captain.
>>147475626
I WANT THE NERD GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j5EEfDA8bE
double xp is over?
kek I forgot I had this tab up
https://www.reddit.com/r/killingfloor/comments/4qg6sm/the_dosh_nerf_in_long_games_is_overtuned/
>This is something that will show in the win / loss ratio for sure in the metrics. We are definitely taking player feedback into account as well as keeping an eye on the numbers.
classic tripwire
>>147501880
How do they measure long game win / lose ratios across 4 difficulties to see if the money was they issue?
>>147501880
>This is not constructive feedback. Providing your thoughts in a positive manner here, on steam and on the forums goes much further than one may think. Hang tight and keep your chin up.
why do I feel he has a smug face when typing this shit?
KF2 anime when?
Just let me delete those stupid crates jesus christ
>TW has completely given up on their crossover content
HA.
>>147502245
No meanness allowed. :(
>>147503589
They're waiting for RS:Vietnam so they can 'persuade' people to buy it :)
>>147503761
Won't fool me again, TWI.
>>147503872
Don't worry, after it's released in "pre-alpha completed correctly!" it'll be -10% off for KF2 owners.
>>147504157
Based Tripwire.
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
>>147474916
Medic is going to get nerfed to the point where he'll be a basic player, but with darts that regen slightly faster than normal and the option to increase his armor points a little bit.
Just you watch.
>>147504713
So medic is getting buffed?
>generic ammo skill
or
>generic HP skill
>start with armor and cheaper armor
or
>ability to give armor slightly while being less effective at healing
>worst regen in the game
or
>worst DOT in the game
>more armor healing
or
>epic poison darts that cause panic and still terrible DOT
and finally
>being able to stun zeds in zed timeif the dart doesn't lock onto a teammate instead or just not work at all
or
>healing AOE
removing the armor skills and movement speed and no one is going to pick medic.
Did they change anything since the free weekend? I just got the gamevia family sharing
>>147505326
With sharp in the game now you don't need to take Sedate anymore lol
Face it /kfg/, you're just too casual for Munk's vision of Killing Floor 2.
>>147505326
Skills are kinda shit anyway. You should always look forward to getting your next skill. Why does Berserker have the exact same talent TWICE in his tree?
Why do you gain 1sec /5 lvl and 2% /5 lvl instead of gaining 0.2sec each level and 1% each level? That way you would increase in power with each level instead of every five. With each level you'd think "nice I got a bit stronger" this way for level 1-4 / 6-9 / 11-14 and so on you think "welp, got fucking nothing for leveling up. thanks tripwire"
The whole skill system is super fucking backwards.
>>147505790
Munk is a cool guy, dont bully him.
>>147506235
t. munk
>>147506235
Go away Munk.
>Thought I'd play some pvp
>check the browser
>7 people over 4 servers
Jesus ripwire. Your game hasn't even launched yet and it's already dead.
>>147507113
Don't worry, the PvP player surge will come! There'll be tournaments and everything!
>>147506028
their first mistake was taking passives from kf1 and making them skills
big fucking mistake
the second thing they did wrong was make too many uncreative do x% more damage, run x% faster
they need to make skills that change the way you play
I'm not even gonna bother thinking up any right now because it's like 5am and I can't think straight
>>147506028
It's like TW made a generic perk template and just give each perk 1 unique skill/passive.
All of the generic stuff that has been used in at least 2 perks or more, we have.
>Increased Damage
>Damage resistances
>Increased HP/Armor
>HP regen
>Movement speed
>Firing/Swing speed increased
>Firing/Swing speed not slowed by zed time
>Ammo
>DOT
>Tactical reload
>Stumble
>Knockdown
>Stun
>Recoil reduction
>Weapon swap speed
>Night Vision
The only thing different about the perks is the weapons they use and their 1 or 2 special features that the other perks don't have.
>>147507005
>>147506391
Come on, he makes better job at communicating with people on forum then Yoshiro. Also he can actually listen to criticism. Yeah its silly how a person can "work really hard on it" and his effort results in shit, but at least he reverted that shit back and is trying to listen to feedback.
>>147507545
>but at least he reverted that shit back
Except he didn't.
>>147507545
>then Yoshiro
>then
t. Yoshiro
>>147507545
Communication means jack if the gameplay is getting worse and worse.
And the resistance system is still very much alive.
>>147507113
Reminder that Yoshiro said that PvP would retain more players than a new perk would.
>>147507929
Why PvP in KF2 does not work at all? If you think about it, it should make the game even more fun (L4D PvP was very satisfying). Whats wrong with KF2's PvP that makes it not fun for you?besides the whole thing of no PvP players atm
>>147507739
they need to nerf the head health on gorefasts
9mm is damn useless against them now
it actually feels like 9mm is useless against everything, I don't even bother buying ammo for it
>>147507545
>Come on, he makes better job at communicating with people on forum then Yoshiro.
What? And that's hard?
Yeah it's an improvement, but it's not hard to improve on GARBAGE.
That said, I will credit Munk for actually communicating.
The only times you'll see Yoshiro posting on the Steam forums is when he's announcing the mont- I mean, weekly WWAUT or when he's explaining to someone why he's about to ban them.
>>147508280
It's the wrong game for it. It's a horde coop shooter, without objectives adding a versus factor into it is so fucking bland. L4D has objectives in the main mode, that is get to the end of the level. This adds a layer of depth and tactics unseen at any point in KF2.
>>147508612
How effective 9mm was on hard,sui and hoe in KF1? Against clots, gorefasts andfucking bulletsponge headedbloats
>>147493321>THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
>>147508280
>it should make the game even more fun
PvP for KF2, in and of itself, wasn't necessarily a bad idea.
However, the current state of PvP, as well as general feeling toward it, can be traced back to the release.
Firstly, PvP was never something that was genuinely wanted.
Now let me be clear, there was always that one guy, back in the KF1 days, who would say "Man imagine if we had a Versus thing like L4D?".
However that's all it was, dreamy hope, nothing more. There was no sincere drive for it.
Hell, even TW had said that they had once begun very early designs on a KF1 PvP mode, but had scrapped it in the initial stages because, ironically, it just wasn't fun to play in KF1.
So imagine our surprise when suddenly KF2's Devs announced that a PvP mode was on the way and when Yoshiro declared that it was something we had all wanted and asked about for a long time, and that TW were, graciously, finally delivering it.
Now hear this. I've been hanging around the Steam forums since EA began, and there was no demand for PvP. Because there was demand for far more important things.
Hell, even a public vote on the TWI Forums (You know? Their Hugbox Capital?) found that KF2 had no need for PvP at the time.
On that note, the news came at a bad time.
Yoshiro had only a little while earlier announced to us that SS, a beloved perk from KF1, had been delayed for a second time.
We understood that. There wasn't enough time.
But then Yoshiro turned around the next week and said OH BUT WE DID HAVE TIME TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW GAME MODE!
Players were told that features that they had expected from Day One would be delayed again (as it turned out, delayed by six months), but features that no one had asked for or demanded when EA began had been spun out of thin air and handed to us as if we should be grateful.
Of course it didn't help that PvP's debut was buggy and imbalanced.
The knowledge that TW had spent three months working on it only soured its reception even further.
>>147510073
I think most people would agree that they should focus on making the PvE part fun first and maybe THEN try to introduce some PvP.
People have a giant ass laundry list of stuff that's not fun in PvE and I don't think any player is happy with the skills and boosts for the different perks (why not just call em classes at this point?) So hearing "hey instead of working on that shit that needs fixing, we brought out this other mode that nobody wanted and is also shit" is kind of a kick in the teeth.
>>147508876
Extremely useful on hard and sui off perk or with sharpie on hoe. Still useful off perk for hoe, but not as much.
It feels like its shooting peas in KF2 though. To be honest most of the weapons feel pretty lacklustre in KF2. Nothing seems to have as much power as it did in the first. Could be the sounds aren't as good.
>>147511346
I think the screen shake has to do with it.
Playing kf1 again gave me motion sickness from how much the screen shook from different shit.
>>147510073
>>147510891
>tfw KF2 PvP will never be as fun as a KF1 mod PvP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PazWBZ2KohA
>>147511807
Gun game or team deathmatch would be more fun and balanced than KF2's PvP.
Too bad we won't get one :(
Why are they so stingy with the dosh? I could afford tons of weapons rather quick in KF1. In KF2 it feels like you can only get the expensive weapons way too late to actually enjoy them.
>>147512289
As it stands now, kill-whoring gets me my loadout+ammo before the scrake wave thanks to Yoshiro screwing with the dosh income for Long games.
Meanwhile, I carry all waves because my teammates can barely afford ammo.
>>147511657
Yeah that could be it. I never really noticed the shake unless there was a siren around.
I feel its less disorienting than being thrown around by an odd hit or being grabbed and having you swing around 180 degrees.
>>147512289
Because you actually found drops in KF1.
I can't remember the last time I found even a T1 weapon outside of boss waves on kf2.
>>147514029
>buy kf1 on sale
>first game, find a fireaxe, a LAR, a handcanon, a kevlar, and ton of ammo in the first four waves despite being slower and getting lost in the map
I have to kite clots for 5 minutes if I want to find even two ammo crates in the first waves in kf2. Why the fuck did they change that? Did they think that forcing people to use peashooters for 15 minutes every game was going to be fun?
>Almost month since BE update
>Still no word on what's next on the list
Come on TW, you must have SOMETHING planned before Full Release?
>>147514362
Fucking this.
Running low on ammo wouldn't be an issue if there were ammo boxes lying around and spawning more often.
When they increased total ammo capacity it didn't fix anything, you just ran out of ammo later and still had to search for boxes.
I remember at the start of EA ammo box spawns were perfectly fine but TW nerfed the spawn rate because no one was buying tier 2&3 weapons, it made no sense then and it still doesn't.
Most of the tier 2&3 weapons are so shit and the re-sell value being 2/3rds of what you paid for means you lose out on the extra money for no reason and if there's still ammo in the weapon you don't get extra for it.
>>147508939
>WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN, I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
>>147514832
I don't know what it is with TW thinking this is a good gaming design, that shits awful unless you have at least 2 supplier supports to keep you going for a bit.
When I was having to kite Hans as you do, I was on the lookout for ammo boxes, the first thing I found was a caulk and the second was the SG500. What good were those weaksauce weapons going to do against a fucking boss? If they upped the ammo box spawn again it would be great, if they wanted to make things a bit more interesting and have a reason to have support on the teams, they could work around it and supplier.
>>147514671
I'd rather not know how they're gonna fuck up the game next.
>>147515706
We had to quit at boss today because between the survivors, we didn't have enough damage to kill Hans without absolutely wasting our time on the endeavor.
While we looked around for the first 20, 30 minutes, part of me wished that killing boss adds would net you ammo somehow.
>>147511807
>he is from tripwire
>not fair
>>147476981
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ
no more xp? it made the game fun for a while.
Do people who defend TWI get paid?
>>147525184
They get free headbands
PEPSI MAN
>>147521092
>Using this shit for 3 waves or godforbid 4 because the Medic SMG is total trash.
>>147525184
DON'T POST THOSE PICS OF MY WAIFU PLS
>>147529960
>a mere human waifuing akemi "madoka's cumdump" homura
>hop into solo
>double xp still up
>>147530392
Yes and?
>>147531030
>Have all perks maxed out
>Only play for the drops
>>147531030
when is it going off?
Fighting those bosses is such a fucking chore. Everything you do before the last heal feels pointless as fuck especially with the healthbar filling itself up in front of you now.
>>147532864
enjoy your usb #4985
>>147533817
>spend 25 rpg and 7 c4 on pat first wave, team mates don't deliver enough damage to actually finish him
>he heals completely
>I die shortly after due to 2 hits kill combo and get to spectate a good 20 minutes of medic+zerk slowly chipping away his several healthbars
>>147533575
Today. I thought it was a mistake but the event was extended, which means I missed a drop yesterday.
/kfg/ what are your favorite Initial D tracks? thinking of replacing the whole combat soundtrack using that anon's guide that he wrote
>>147534709
those are for driving you mong
don't mix up your memes
>>147535241
>implying that'll stop me
>>147535361
meme overdose is real mang don't play with fire
>>147533839
I can't even sell USBs anymore, they're fucking useless
>>147534709
>tfw tired of KF and was just thinking of pulling some sick skidz while listening to eurobeat
Stay shiny and chrome, bro.
>tfw demo is fun now
what happened
>>147540113
Ranks of fun
Demo > GS > Commando > SS > Support > Zerk > Medic >FB
>>147540615
>Comm that high
New Commando is boring as fuck
>>147540615
>demo being that fun when that stupid bug about his stuff not exploding still is in the game
no
>>147540615
>demo
>fun
it's not fun having high blood pressure from all the times your shit duds from stalkers randomly appearing in front of you
>>147541006
>>147541381
I like being angry and scared. Emotions.
I like dark maps.
>>147541381
>>147541006
why the stupid bug hasn't been fixed? it's really annoying.
>>147544005
TWI can't even figure out why it's happening.
>>147544005
They've been attempting to fix it for almost a year now
>>147544046
>>147544563
demo is tons of fun you can clear an entire area with the RPG when shits go bad and you have an FP right on your teammate ass but this stupid bug happens way too often so I end up wasting valuable ammo.
nade launcher and RPG already make you count every single shot, I don't need this shit.
Why is the Crossbow so shit
>>147547386
i like it, paired with the ebr i use it to stun scrakes and fp's
>>147547386
The only thing that bothers me about it is its retard slow travel time. What the fuck was tripwire thinking.
>>147540113
>demo
>fun post-rebalance
no fucking way, i had loads of fun with demo when he was still shit. now when i play him it's so underwhelming and boring. RPG is like shooting a potato canon, c4 might as well be a fart, nuke doesnt even show up half the time visually and it's new effect of lime-ifying is gross. on top of half of my projectiles getting eaten to space and time because "we fixed duds"
>>147547386
>not hitscan
how would an endless mode work in this game?
a long match can last as long as 40-50 minutes, technically an endless match could last forever but who would really want to play a single match for much longer than that?
>>147547983
I only had enough to buy a crossbow as a spare the other day (boss wave), and the firing delay pretty much made it unusable short of precognition. It's pretty terrible that, at medium range, you have to lead the target pretty much by its entire body's worth to -maybe- hit your mark, depending on further deviations due to latency issues.
>>147552654
Wouldn't work. The game works because it's a constant increase until climax.
My snowflake idea for the closest thing to that would be a 15 or maybe 20 wave game. Trash count would increase slowly, but big zeds would increase quickly.
Eventually, the game would throw 4 fp's at you at a time, probably up to 50 scrakes per round, something like 20 fp's.
In order to deal with that, the only issue would be ammo.
To counter this I would suggest an ammo crate you can buy and fill at the trader.
You'de have 2 or 3 size at different prices. It would considerably slow the guy carrying it down unless he'd play support.
Balance all this shit correctly and you're looking at possiby 120-150 minutes games not including the boss.
I know a few people that would probably don't mind playing it.
>>147552654
Long HoE games often range about 60 to 80 minutes pham
>>147552654
>>147553524
I'll add that Endless Mode COULD work, but like I said, only if it keeps increasing.
Then it would just be about getting highscores, I would play the shit out of that, but you'll be limited by ammo sooner or later even with my crate thing. No matter how good your team is there would be a point where ammo would run out.
>last one alive
>2 fleshpounds and a scrake
>kiting the 2 fleshpounds
>already hear the fleshpound raging in the distance
>scrake should be around them
>run away from trash to heal and turn corner
>it's the scrake
Do these fucks coordinate on mic to cut you off or something? Always feels like you're getting boxed in and you have to just take the hit when you run past them.
>>147552654
Think Devil Daggers but with 6 people
Ah, the brew that refreshes!
>>147554706
Berserkers could probably negate the ammo issue.
They also could just add that every, say, 400 zeds killed a trader pod will open and you can refill your entire ammo pool with it for about 60 seconds before it closes and you need to kill 400 again.
>>147559570
You mean like, a new wave?
>>147560130
LOL that anime tho
new weapons when?
I want an alternative to the t4 for GS, or maybe an alternative t3 so I could carry about t3s and be a god tier trash cleaner and leave the big zeds to to other people
>>147560325
never
>2,589.9 player average for June
What can tripwire do to get people actually playing. Everyone said "when they add sharpshooter I'll start playing again" at least all my friends said that. But only one person on my friends list has come back to play. I think tripwire is trying to make kf into more than what it ever could be. Between the cosmetics that nobody ever notices, or the PVP mode that nobody plays, to the mindblowingly bad decisions to "balance" the game they lost their way. There are just too many design decisions at conflict with each other.
we don't want camping so we're going to make welding pointless, but we're not going to put ammo crates on the map so there's no reason to explore.
We want more fast paced gameplay so we'll make the zeds faster but make all the projectiles slower.
You know what fuck making a list of all their pants on head retarded decisions. Why do they refuse to let me have fun? The only people that complained about solo carries and slow gameplay from kf1 were shitters that spent the whole game dead.
>double xp is over
>the small player base is dead again
The burnout is real, should I try asking ths girl out? don't feel like having a bad time this night.
>>147514832
>>147514362
Nothing worse than not being able to afford anything because you keep having to buy so much ammo. Well actually. Maybe running out of ammo and having to use your shit sidearm.
Butt to be honest what pisses me off are the beyond shitty skills and passives for the Perks. Just look at commando:
LvL 5:
>Tactical Reload: 20% faster reload
>Large Mags: 50% more magazine capacity
Those are not skills you look forward to while playing/leveling. Large mags you'd only happy to get because you think "Fucking ammo in this game, always running out" It's good because balance is shitty.
LvL 10:
>Backup: 60% more pistol and knife damage + some switch speed
>Impact: 150% stumble power for commando weapons
Again. nothing really to look forward too. Impact is maybe one of the few skills that sound a bit more interesting than the more generic skills. But not much.
LvL 15:
>Health Increase: 25% more health and armor (the most generic fucking "Talent" you can make in a game"
>Ammo Vest: 2 extra magazines for each commando weapon.
Again a talent that only seems good because the game thinks constantly running out of ammo in a wave based game is fun.
LvL 20:
>HPR: 25% more commando weapon damage and 50% less recoil
>Eat Led: 50% more rounds in commando magazines
here we get the first "big" damage increase and... THE SAME FUCKING TALENT AS "LARGE MAGS" ON LEVEL 5. Seriously, WHO THE FUCK designs a talent tree and thinks "for the penultimate talent choice, let's just repeat one of the very first talents. kek" This is the "high" level range. this should have amazing shit not rehashes from 15 levels earlier.
LvL 25:
>ZT:P Full reload speed and double switch speed during ZT
>ZT:R 3% more damage and 3x rate of fire during ZT
One is kinda interesting, the other is again just a flat damage increase, if maybe a minor one, considering it's only active during ZT
I mean seriously. You don't need a team of developers and designers to come up with more interesting talents
>>147561407
They can start by making the weapons feel powerful.
The radius nerf on rpg, c4 and pulv just makes them feel disappointing, most auto weapons feel like peashooters, and the shotguns bar the boomstick- and even then- feel like they have no kick. I just want to feel like my weapons actually pack a punch.
>>147544005
>why the stupid bug hasn't been fixed
>>147562064
Next you're going to tell me that you don't want to have a 9mm for 6 waves after the first one and that the zed teleportation is retarded.
t. TWI
>>147562064
I feel that, the only satisfying thing out of those is when you manage to get the final shot on a screk with the boomstick and you see them backflip into the distance
>>147562064
The SG is pretty solid
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460120/
KF2 NOW OFFICIALLY DED
COME HOME VG MAN
STAYING TUNED ENDS NOW
>>147561886
Add on top of that what has already been said: Why do you gain minor increases every 5 levels? Why even have the other levels in between them if you create a "power gap" that only advanced every 5 levels? divide the bonus by 5 and give us something each level so we can enjoy an increase each level. This way I wouldn't think "welp, another level I get fucking nothing for" on 80% of the level ups.
And here's some more interesting possible Skills:
>Put the command in commando:
Increased damage for sticking together (for you and your team)
>penetrating rounds:
bullets hit Zeds behind the one you were shooting at (maybe for 50%dmg or something)
Or some RNG shit for people who like that. I dunno, chance for insta kill? (not on boss) could work well with the assault weapons. Or something Like Mysterious Stranger from Fallout NV could be cool. Someone showing up sometimes to just blast one of your targets the fuck away. But RNG shit is not for everyone.
Point being: you can come up with better shit.
AND FUCKING BRING BACK INCREASED DISCOUNT PER LEVEL YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
>>147563672
>30 bucks for this
TWI, why are you posting this?
>>147563672
Oh boy it's going to be that one faggot that unironically likes Neptunia shit
>Click link
Fuck me I was right
>>147563815
>hating neps
Eggplant lover detected
>>147561407
Add content people actually want for starters
If you're a commando/support/medic/zerker you've been using the same exact on perk weapons for an entire year, every single match you buy the same exact weapons every time because you have no other options
We have some decent map variety now but it would be nice if we had more open maps instead of having so many cramped maps. Yes open maps feel easy but the game needs some variety.
I think KF2 is almost missing maps with a good sense of verticality as well
>>147564014
Fucking eggplants, how do you even cook that shit? It doesn't even taste like anything by default. When you fry it still doesn't have a pronounced taste other than oil and salt. What is the fucking point of those damned things?
>>147564291
I'll tell you if you post more meido.
>>147564594
I want to have all meido art for myself, but maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring, who gets to keep the pictures?
>>147564291
Eggplant is great. Slice it into 1/2 inch pieces, cook it in a good olive oil, salt, then serve in a red sauce with feta and rigatoni
>>147564094
>Add content people actually want for starters
that would disrupt the balance and flow that twi are going for
>be default the audio is set in a way that you can barely hear insult:specimens and character banter.
into the trash it goes.
constantly hearing "you're all furcoat and no knickers bitches!" and "two bloody handful!" was 50% of what made KF1 great.
>>147561886
borderlands has the right idea for skills in some cases, they let you pick perks that give you buffs for doing things like switching weapons often or firing the last round in your magazine, little stuff like that changes the way you play in minor ways
I'm not saying they should go copy borderlands because borderlands also has a bunch of skills that are basically straight up damage increases or other boring stuff but tripwire can do way better than having 2 mag buffs in the same skill tree
>>147564919
Huh, you're right. I've frequently seen it with sauce. Maybe that combination is the secret to good taste.
>>147565150
But I already hate Rae's lines enough as it is, I don't want to hear the same 2 lines over and over again.
>>147565319
THIS CAT'S BACK IN THE GAAAME
>>147565408
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
>>147564968
>>that would disrupt the balance and flow that twi are going for
is that a thing? I wouldn't be surprised if tripwire tried to justify the lack of content that way
>>147565294
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2013/01/sicilian-style-pasta-with-eggplant-tomatoes-ricotta-salata-pasta-alla-norma-recipe.html
this is my go to
use good tomatoes (I use Cento), a decent ricotta or feta, and carmelize the eggplant well and you literally can't go wrong
>>147565469
Personally, I'm a fan of
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATER
>>147565507
holy fuck, we're seriously sharing eggplant recipes
this is the end. the staying tuned has devoured our brain cells.
>>147564094
>Add content people actually want for starters
Liston to this fucking retarhd. What players think they want and what players actuallly want are two totally differint things.
Players dont know what they want, we do. So shut up whit bitch and enjoy the content that we know you want.
t. Yoshiro
>>147565507
>/kfg/ - feels, food and anime
>>147565173
Borderlands has it's own problems. Classes don't synergize sadly. They don't have talents that really compliment or buff each other.
But you're right. A Talent choice shouldn't be a lame increase. It should change the way a game plays out in a small or big way. Or do silly shit. Like "no ammo consumed during zed time" that would be amazing. or interesting stuff like "killing zeds that are close to friendlies will heal the friendlies for a small amount" probably not for the commando, but a good Idea in general.
AND BRING BACK INCREASED DISCOUNT PER LEVEL.
can i put eggplant in my omelette?
>>147565674
I can honestly say its rarely a dull moment here, not even in a bad "shitposting 24/7" way
>>147563672
>about to click add to cart
>no connection
briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tooooooooooooooooooooooo
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
>>147565408
WE'RE IN DANGER OF LOOKING LIKE A TEAM
>>147565674
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/02/all-american-eggplant-parmesan-recipe.html
This is another favorite of mine, but it's an all day affair and really unhealthy. I make it like twice a year.
Kenji Lopez-Alt has never lead me wrong. The chef of inscrutable racial background that is somehow really good at Italian food
>/kfg/ right now is a mixture of /a/ and /ck/
If you niggers are looking for a good watch then I recommend Empire of Dust. Top tier documentary about a shitposting African and a chink that JUST WANTS HIS GODDAMN GRAVEL. EDDY I NEED THE FUCKING GRAVEL.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
Discounts were KF1's biggest balancing mistake.
>>147566119
can we be /feel/ again? I'm gonna risk myself asking this girl to go out with me but I don't feel like getting a "no".
>>147566391
just be yourself, bro.
>>147566391
do it
so what if she says no
that's just more time you can put to video games and chinese cartoons
>>147566391
We can be whatever you want it to be, we're all in this together brother
Just be calm about it, don't strike it up as a question but make it more of a hint or implication to sound confident
>>147565507
Oh and I need to add this recipe is missing step 0, where you salt the eggplant slices, rest them for 30 minutes in a colander, then spin them to purge the bitterness before cooking. Don't neglect this
>>147566565
>>147566716
that's the problem, I don't feel like playing because fuck TWI so I just need to go out.
I have a huge backlog of animu and some tv shows tho.
>>147566778
Thanks, that whole website looks like a good read as well.
>>147566391
Is your self esteem really ready to take another blow? Are you sure?
>>147566391
DO IT.
JUST DO IT.
Seriously tho do it.
It's way better to try and fail, than to never try and always wonder what if.
Don't wait until you're lying in a hospital bed coughing up blood and being told you might be dead in a few hours before you decide you actually want to get out there and take the chance. Don't make the mistake I did.
>But what if she reje-
GO FORWARD
Report back with results.
>>147566391
>making it seem like a big event
You basically just want her company. The worst thing you can do is inflate your definition of asking someone out. Make it casual and if word spreads around then you can rest assured no one will think you're an autist.
>>147566795
>>147566954
here I go, whatever if it's a yes or no we are on this one together.
>>147566812
play different video games. I ain't played KF2 in weeks 2bh, and we just got done with summer sale so I won't be for some time.
>>147560130
I should clarify that the zeds would still be attacking while that pod is open, you just need to quickly run over and grab the stuff and return to your camp spot or whatev.
>>147566873
Best on the internet. Not even exaggerating, liked it well enough to buy his cookbook.just making easy recipes out of it has gotten me laid before. Apparently cooking a well put together meal and listening to a woman talk about her day at work makes some girls hot and bothered
>>147566930
There's ALWAYS a fucking Bloat at the other end of this alley
FUCKING. ALWAYS. Sometimes with a Siren.
>>147566930
I remember that alley too well, if I learned from pubs and that place is trust no one.
>>147567258
what if husksthat shoot sirens
What makes KF2 so shit? I've only played it for like 45 minutes and I'm thinking about retrying it.
>>147491329
What's the difference between the 2 Divisions? Better quality?
What other games do you guys play?
>>147566930
>Sirens and Bloats #1 teleporting spot back in the first month of release
To this day if I am in the parking garage area I just run through the left door and jump out the window.
Fuck that alley.
>>147567591
tripwire
>>147563672
>#1 top seller
>some guys go off topic
>/kfg/ turns more alive than it has been in weeks
Now all we need is OC and it'll be a merry reunion.
just asked her I'll be back with a yesor a no, wait for me /kfg/
>>147568070
Godspeed anon
>>147568067
Our hatred for Tripwire brings us together
>>147567258
>>147567271
>>147567884
The stairs that round a corner in the plaza are the same, there's a quantum bloat when you round it, EVERY TIME.
>tfw you will never kamehameha Zeds
Will we ever get an ANIME class modded in?
>>147568327
martial artist
chi blast powers and shit
leopard stance or some shit
>>147568327
MA is on it's way
>>147567872
PayDay 2
Dragon's Dogma Online
FO4
Onechanbara when bored
>>147568414
>>147568416
We all know MA is just fast Berserker with asian weaponry
>>147568414
>chi blast powers and shit
Confirmed or are you just bullshitting me?
>>147568416
>>147568414
>Implying it won't be Berserker 2.0 with boring "do more damage" or "knock down zeds" skills
>>147568327
When you the last one alive on your team the "power of friendship" kicks in. You gain 50% movespeed boost, full health and armor restored, and ammo.
I KILL YOU TWICE
>>147568663
>get extra attack power for every fallen team mate
we full anime now, no stopping.
>>147568737
Now you know STRAßER
>>147568663
>>147568782
Sounds like a cool skill. Just take out the full health and armor for regen health
>>147568070
rip anon
>>147569361
She said he was creepy, so her boyfriend popped out and lynched him.
What a shame.
>still waiting for reply
b-b-believe right?
>>147570204
just got reply
>tomorrow I have to go out with some friends
Back to square 1 this is like a yes or no a the same time, fuck you yoshiro, I'm sure you are behind this shit
>>147570204
I don't give a fuck what happened.
He better report back.
You don't build up all this hype and shit and then say nothing.
I don't care if it's "She said no I'm going to drive my car off the cliff nearby", he better come back and say something.
>>147570375
Stay tuned!
>>147570375
Hmmmm. Not too promising, but not a disaster either.
Well ask again in future lad.
Looks like she's telling you to stay tuned :---^)
>>147570540
>mfw this is literally what she meant by that
holy fuck
>>147568067
>No new Stalker OC.
>>147570375
If that were me I would just assume that's a thinly veiled no for going out and if she really wanted to do something she would try to reschedule with you. I wouldn't push any further.
>>147573473
>I'm sorry I had plans anon :c
Dunno family, I feel kinda mad not sure how do I contain myslef and stop myself from losing my shit and making the situation worse.
>>147573851
Nigga did you forget we're men. I'm sure you have more choices available. In the meantime just keep the same way you usually do around her.hopefully non-autistic
>>147574019
>I'm sure you have more choices available
I do, the other day a random weird girl from my girl told me that we can go out and talk and shit and I say no.
Not sure why this one triggered me so much
>>147574158
>a random weird girl from my girl
>>147574284
I don't know what I'm saying, that's a bad sign, I need to go to bed before I fuck something up.
>>147534709
Bro, I would love that too.
>>147568663
That would be cool idea
>Left side
>10% more damage, 5% damage resistance, 5% movement speed for every fallen teammate
>Right side
>20% more damage, 10% damage resistance, 10% movement speed from the start. You lose it all when someone dies
Numbers are there only for the idea.
>>147561886
>>HPR: 25% more commando weapon damage and 50% less recoil
If they changed Commando's damage passive to 2%/level it'd be way simpler.
That way you'd choose between recoil vs mag size and not damage + recoil vs mag size.
It's a no brainier people will go for more damage if they want to take out medium zeds faster.
>>147577626
>Watching your teammates die so you can unleash your full power
>>147577626
Sounds like the best Perk for pubs
>>147578659
The ultimate griefer class.
>>147583063
>Taurus copy type 92s
>>147583063
KF1's HUD looks so much cleaner and flat than KF2's scanlined HUD elements slightly angled to make it look 'sci-fi'
>>147584178
KF1 hud looks horrible
>>147583063
>Dual Handcannons
>Has dual 9mms
Every time
>>147584361
t. KF2's lead game designer
>about to add someone as a friend
>anime profile pic
>>147584641
Racist
>>147584641
>have a pretty normie friends list of 80ish people from being in various groups
>mostly profile pics of themselves, or a meem image macro
>of the14 people that play KF2 on my list, 12 have anime pictures
thanks /kfg/
>>147585962
>meem image macro
even worse than animu
>>147585962
I prefer generic animu grill steam pic tbqh f@m
>>147584641
I don't blame you, I used to think like that too.
Thankfully, after several good games in KF2 with animes I got over that minor autism.
I have an IRL friend who can't understand why I bother to play with animes.
The other day he said "Dude they're all fucking losers, I don't get why you bother."
I had to suppress a smug grin considering that he's a marketing major dropout (AKA - Easy Mode degree) who got kicked out of his shared house for being a lazy pothead.
>>147587890
why did you let him talk shit to you? is he your friend?fuck this is why I have no friends
>>147587890
>"Dude they're all fucking losers, I don't get why you bother."
>got kicked out of his shared house for being a lazy pothead.
The irony
>>147587952
Honestly I'm only still friends with him in name alone essentially.
He's part of my old group of friends from High School and College (before half of them dropped out), so simply getting rid of him could be potentially damaging to other relationships.
Honestly our "friendship" is at the stage where I only ask him to hang out so I can listen to him complain about all the shit that's going wrong in his life. It pleases me to hear about his misfortune.
>I got kicked out of my shared house because one of the girls went behind my back WTF
>Had to move back in with my parents and they make me pay board so I need to work as a telemarketer WTF
>I tried asking out a girl I've liked for ages bro but she said we're just friends and then a weak later she's dating that rich guy we know from the other campus WTF
Satisfaction.
>>147588110
Truly amazing isn't it?
I hope the anon that asked that girl out via text is sleeping well.
>>147588981
>2am herestill mad about it
>>147589331
you win some, you lose some fám
/kfg/ is for feels.
>>147591478
enough feels
post boipussy
>>147591741
but when is enough anon?
I know I'm late but why don't you guys call it Aubergine?
Eggplant sounds flat out retarded.
>>147591834
when the only feel i have is the feel of imagining my hard dicc sliding into your succulent behind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzid5-Qk5ho
>There will never be a KF2Lotto.
>>147592669
HEY MAN
LOOK AT ME ROCKING OUT
I'M ON THE RADIO
WITH DANNY AND LISA
>>147592065
Aubergine sounds like "refined" bullshit. Eggplant is much easier to remember and say.
>>147532864
Nobody is buying KF2's skins and shit, so don't bother.
>>147568067
>stalker kissing a siren
Alright I'm in charge here
>>147594130
No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>147568414
I fucking wish.
>>147594130
>>147594170
*teleports behind you*
Do you feel in charge?
>>147588398
Captain Qwark crossover character in KF2 when?
>>147594219
>>147594219
Are you necessary evil?
>>147594170
>>147594219
FIRST ONE TO TALK DOESN'T GET VOTEKICKED
>>147594219THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
Gibson here AMA
>>147594648
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would block a player on Steam before votekicking him.
>>147594761
Who is the top "gun nut" at the office?
>>147594761
How does it feel knowing that your life is an endless midlife crisis?
>>147594868
no one care who I was till I switched to medic
>>147595239
if I ban you from the server will you die?
I am revived!
>>147596994
and I'm in charge here
>4am
>lurking servers and tabbing out to 4chan
I should really go to bed
>>147594219
THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
>>147598957
Should play DaS1 instead.
Has 1,000 more active players than KF2 and you don't need servers, just DSCM.
ANON HERE, I'M GONNA RISK IT AGAIN AND ASK ANOTHER GIRL OUT.
I'M FUCKING DOING IT.
>>147600945
Fucking manslut
>>147600974
RULES OF THE CASINO, YOU GAMBLE IT ALL OR DON'T GAMBLE A SHIT
wew lad she said yes, it was true all you have to do was to bee urself.
thanks everyone
>>147601480
Congrats Famalmborghini
Now play some HoE with your hoe :^)
>>147601480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vwBRoqPvPg
>>147601480
You're winner!
>>147601480
Good job man. Now teach her how tostay tuned
>>147601480
YES.
You could've chosen to be a pussy beta faggot and not ask her out.
You could've taken the easy route, but you didn't.Now don't drop the ball by fucking up the date, nigger.
Hey to that one Anon who asked for the Deathsmiles OST:
I haven't played that game but I've had a listen to all of the tracks, and I figured these would be appropriate:
>Invitation from another world
>Burning Halloween town
>Trembling mad with hatred in the game of death
>Gravekeeper's anger
>Lost forest
>The witch of the bottomless swamp
>Rebellion of the lake village
>Awakened giant beast
>Hades castle
>Banquet of madness and blood coloured by a lovely voice
>Hell's Emperor
I'm a bit busy so it might take a while to get them here. But once they're done I'll let you know.
>>147499424
>Enemies get harder instead of growing in numbers
Todd /fog/ is that way --->
>>147605086
They won't be growing numbers because they are going 100% greed mode and try to target consoles. And since consoles dont even lift, we won't be seeing more zeds on the screen. I wish I was wrong.
Anyway, my suggestion is x10 times better compared to resistances.
>>147501367
you already are him
>>147601434
Thats a smart strat though
>>147606807
prove it
Come on /kfg/ tell me your crossover character and weapon ideas it doesn't matter how old the game is or if it's even on the pc, but the character must come with a weapon from the game and vice versa.
>>147607291
>trying to look through the archives to find one of his legendary clutches where he let the team die
>can't find any
I'll be back and with a heck of a result
>>147607516
>>147607680
>those same pictures he kept re-posting where he let everyone die because he wanted to feel more important
>"I killed x many zeds as the last person with the easiest perk in v1008, look how skilled I am!"
No.
>>147607759
Found one of the people who died
>>147608035
except I wasn't in those games, he just shit posted them constantly and it got annoying.
how does that even prove anything?
if you wanted everyone to die so you could solo, why not just play solo?
Someone get me some nep games
>>147608391
>if you wanted everyone to die so you could solo, why not just play solo?
how would that achieve the end goal of attention whoring?
>>147609624
how is attention whoring a "smart strat"?
>>147609934
It makes you look more popular!
>>147610743
t. Healslut
>>147610867
You called?
>When you realise Crapwire STILL can't fix their own maps
>When you realise Crapwire CAN'T EVEN fix their testmaps
This was on PEE VEE EEE HOE Farmhouse, I'm outside the map.
Hey Shitwire, oh Shitwire, tell me more about how you take a whole week for """""QA""""" with your professional """""testers""""" and yet you somehow STILL MISS SHIT LIKE THIS.
If you jump through the wooden fencing on the house (ground or top level) you can get outside the map.
TW released this map in Dec '15 and this shit still exists.
>>147611269
You aren't our beloved healslut
>>147611281
Lets not forget that when they released that map it crashed the game pretty consistently.
Your dead friends were weak, but- PERHAPS SOME GRENADES WILL FINISH YOU
>>147612581
Yo-GAH
>>147612581
NO YOU WILL FAIL, I WILL USE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING I HAVE, YOU MUST- let me test my new nerve gas!
>>147611281
Strange, I don't remember that being a problem a few months ago.
Looks like some idiot at Tripwire changed the fence collision from BlockAll to BlockWeapons.
The best part is it doesn't even block weapons due to the Block Rigid Body flag being unset.
How can they even fuck up this bad?
i miss demoslut
>>147613602
who
>>147614229
We still love you though MercyNow service our dicks like a good little slut
