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/lozg/ #13 - Forever Alone edition
>I never played a Zelda game, where should I start?
http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/threads/best-zelda-game-for-new-players-to-start-with-a-brief-recommendation-guide.52290/
>List of Zelda games currently available on this gen's consoles
https://www.nintendo.com/games/game-guide?pv=true#/filter/-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|-|zelda
3DS has the N64 Zelda remakes plus NES, SNES, GBC Virtual Console.
Wii U has the GC Zelda HD ports plus NES, SNES, N64, GBA, Wii and DS Virtual Console.
>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Infobin
http://pastebin.com/E8FjmmKD
BotW Known Item Stats:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1r6bbN74Bvbsm7nQ9TYDPhtM-DBXMADweKqKYTuaFG_I/edit?usp=sharing
>More Zelda 1? Check Zelda Classic's romhacks:
http://www.zeldaclassic.com/
>News/Developments<
HWL Link's Awakening pack trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9nGBVhOGWI
Zelda prizes on MyNintendo
>Twilight Princess Picross:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/93fc36d80848c6dc
>Link theme for 3DS:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/82df9c18e92f49fc
>Wind Waker HD coupon:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/5fcf540895787b91
>Bow and arrows for Miitomo:
https://my.nintendo.com/rewards/0254df5cf4af7f7a
TloZ - "Symphony of the Godesses" concert tour
http://zelda-symphony.com/pages/schedule
TloZ Card Game
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-legend-of-zelda-trading-cards-listed-online/1100-6439912/
Twilight Princess manga in the west
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/05/the_legend_of_zelda_twilight_princess_manga_is_coming_to_the_west
BotW Link figurine in production:
http://gonintendo.com/stories/260163-medicom-reveals-zelda-breath-of-the-wild-figurine
Previous thread: >>147237492
Reminder that Sheik is MALE
>>147344416
I can see no dick there
ONLY 6155 HOURS UNTIL BREATH OF THE WILD
>>147344416
SHEik
>>147344483
In the manga it's directly stated that zelda had an actual magical sex change when she transformed into sheik
Sheik also worked for ganondorf in the manga though, the fucking traitor
Post good fan art for the upcoming game.
>>147344662
Well the mango isn't canon and we've had multiple Nintendo sources say Sheik is just female in disguise, with taped down tits like all your good little tomboys.
I WANT TO FUCK FI
As we all know, Zelda in OoT sent Link back in time after defeating Ganondorf in the future. Link then appears to have arrived a the time when Ganondorf was meeting with the King, as Zelda was spying over the window. So there were two Links existing at that point in time in Hyrule.
This may explain the existance of the Hero's Shade in the child timeline. As the present-time Link did not become a Hero.
The one who went into Termina is the Hero of Time. The Hero's shade is nothing, just a Hylian Warrior or Knight, that didn't even took part in the Gerudo Hylian war as he was too young.
>>147344764
Dogger.
>>147344662
Mangos aren't canon.
The SS one only maybe?
>>147344793
Well, the manga is canonto the other manga in the series
Fi is dead
>>147344852
Fi is for intrepid adventuring. Not sex.
>>147344852
Best outfit in the entire series.
>>147345102
FI IS FOR INTREPIDSEXUAL ADVENTURES
>>147344908
No Anon.
OoT happens. Due to whatever, Song of Storms, constant timefuckery, or whatever, the Hero of Time creates a split where two of him exist concurrently.
Failure and Main Timeline. One of them fails, one of them does not. The one that does not, is sent back in time by Zelda, this diverges the Main Timeline into Child and Adult.
The Child Timeline, he didn't exist, it was just to give him back his childhood, meaning he had to make all his friends over again since it was created just for the sake of that one thing by a selfish Zelda (we have no real indication Link even wanted to go back honestly).
While there are two Heroes of Time, they're split between Downfall and Child, with none existing in the Adult Timeline. If we had had 3 timelines from the get go and Link wasn't sent back, we'd still only have two, except split between Downfall and Adult.
>>147344908
>Two links at the same time
No. How else would they have stopped Ganondorf if one link didn't know jack shit, and the other knew everything? It's just one link. Adult link got sent back to the ToT and put the Master sword back.
>>147345359
Did you even read? One Link went and warned Zelda. The other doesn't even matter.
>>147344908
Zelda sent back his consciousness to the past, so no two links.
[spoiled]She then proceeded to have a lot of sex with links mindless yet still alive body.
>>147345207
She is for sword singing and adventuring.
Lewd will result in loosing your reproductive organs.
>>147345102
But you have to admit that as a sword, she is constantly penetrating others. Fi is for adventurous penetrations.
>>147345304
I'm not trying to explain timeline divisions. Just what happens at the Child one.
>>147345590
Into the hearts and bellies of foes, yes. Lethal adventuring is something she's good at. That's why she's good at intrepid adventuring, because she can keep you safe.
Do your duty, pay your dues, pat the head of your pocket Fi.
>>147345590
>thrusting with a sword
What are you, some kind of spear-wielding faggot? Use slashes like a real man
>>147345741
>straight sword
>doesn't thrust
????????????
>>147345741
>Not thrusting
>Implying a thrust is a lesser technique
>Implying you need a thrusting weapon, to thrust
>Implying a spear is only a thrusting weapon
MATE
>>147345549
The only way to restore Fi to her former glory is through SEX. If anyone here played Rance III they'll know what i'm saying.
>>147345510
Perhaps. I thought of that too, but was trying to explain the utter nonsense that everything is.
>>147345934
That's forbidden
>>147345984
Too soon.
>>147346080
But it is the only way.
>>147344852
Fi was a terrible character.
I am glad she is rusting away
>>147346183
FORBIDDEN.
>>147346193
Well your a terrible person.
>>147346193
It's not her fault Aonuma decided that both the game and her had to remind you of things you had just seen. It's Aonuma that deserves the shit Fi gets.
Fi is great, I'm glad we're making Fi great again on BotW.
>>147346239
Q~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~T
Does Midna actually have a puss puss? Those twili in the twilight realm didn't seem to have genitals.
>Midnafag creates OP
>Fifags invade the thread
Waifu wars are go.Impa is the best waifu
>>147346379
It has been agreed by the /lozg/ upper autistic board that Twilis lay eggs.
>>147345934
Fi only penetrates monsters. It's her fetish.
Friendly reminder that these will be the next HW characters after Marin.
>No Linebeck
One job, Koei.
>>147346496
How to pleasure Midna then?
>>147346495
To the battlefield
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656215
This is only the first one. Many more are sure to come, with different contenders
>>147346496
That would be a basic yes. Birds and reptiles still have sex.
Now princess Ruto on the other hand, gives you a pile of caviar and then watches you fertilize it from a chair on the other side of the room.
>>147346652
Please stop reminding me ;_;
>>147346776
Why does she watch it when she can help me fertilize it?
>>147346193
One of the best parts of skyward sword is that nintendo now has a complete list of what NOT to do nowI still really like skyward sword though ;_;
>>147346856
Royalty doesn't dirty their hands with such things.
>>147346652
Why another Zelda? This seems dumb
>>147346663
Do her bidding, it's like you didn't even play tp
>>147346663
Doggie style.
>>147346748
I did my part.
>>147346495
>implying it's not the same people always on these threads
>implying I don't want to fuck Midna and Fi
Come on
>>147346983
>Pass the night playing on Wii U instead of fucking a qt
Literally me.
>>147345591
That was my point, a Link doesn't exist in the child timeline except the one that was sent back that becomes the Hero's Shade.
The only timeline that should exist or at least that should have a Link is the Adult. Links never existed in Downfall/Child in the first place. The only due to shenanigans by the Hero of Time we play as and Zelda.
>>147346748
See, I really like impa and fi, but they just can't hold a candle to midna. It's not a a fair competition
>>147346496
Twili have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with their one true love for eternity, while they gently kiss each other on the lips, hold hands, and stroke each other's hair. Eventually having a beautiful family of three and residing in a quaint house in a cul-de-sac of Hyrule with a white picket fence, a nice dog, and a flower garden in the front and back.
>>147347463
Says you. Nobody with taste would love a goblin. It's just that most people here are virgins with low standards.
>>147347338
In my experience you usually you lightly penis the cutey, she falls asleep, THEN you game until you fall asleep because you will always be a fucking nerd no matter how much pussy you get
>>147347592
>you lightly penis the cutey
Nah, you go hard and rough on her. Then you still play videogames until you pass out
>>147347353
There was no Link at no point there? That makes even less sense, tbqh. I still don't see any relation between the Downfall timeline and the Child timeline. Downfall forks with the Adult one.
>>147347087
But where would I put my dong?
>>147347013
Kinda not into sub
>>147347525
>residing in a quaint house in a cul-de-sac of Hyrule
But how would they leave the twilight realm?
>>147347650
Hard and rough only lasts a few months or years before the tender emotional sex settles in
>>147347769In between her thighs
>>147347463
That's war my friend. You have to choose one. I did my part you did yours and we got to live with the results.
>>147347769
She literally has handles on her helmet, where do you think?
>Zelda is nobody's waifu
>>147347353
>Links never existed in Downfall/Child in the first place.
Your theory doesn't stand scrutiny.
Child line had a Link. He is the Hero's Shade you see in TP. It's established game fact.
The supposed downfall line includes AoL, which named many cities after the sages that sealed Ganondorf away in the LTTP Imprisoning War. These are the same sages that Link awakens in OOT. The downfall line has to at bare minimum, include Link's actions to awake the sages.
>>147347579
who said anything about imp form?
twili all the way.
>>147347967
Well the results are midna won,
Once again,
Not even mad,
>>147348060
I'd fuck her, but the hoop skirt and opera gloves must stay on at all times.
>>147348060
Everyone wants to fuck Zelda, if that is any consolation
>>147347654
That timeline is basically the events we already know. The only reason the adult timeline exists is because Zelda didn't reset time, she just sent him back. Which is where it gets messed up.
Look at this way.
>Hero of Time 1 is born
>HoT1 reaches the age of 10
>HoT1 draws the Master Sword
>HoT1/2 are sealed
>HoT1 defeats Ganon
>HoT2 fails to defeat Ganon
>Zelda sends HoT1 back to HoT1 reaches Age 10 (the same exact point)
It's not that there are two Links, it's that he was always that Link. If Zelda had done her job properly, it would be no different than placing the Master Sword back in the pedestal for instance, where there aren't two Links existing. Instead she doesn't reset timeline, she just sends him back like the Master Sword would have, but also retains the timeline she's in as well, which is what causes the split. The Downfall Split is just due to HoT1 paradox/master sword shenanigans.
>>147348153
Too soon to claim victory.
>>147347654
It doesn't make sense because it's fanfiction.
>>147347894
Magic.
>>147348071
Yes, the Hero's Shade of the Child Timeline, is the same Link we play as in OoT/MM.
Downfall exists solely because two exist concurrently within OoT, but not within the Child Timeline specifically. Also yes, you are right, Downfall Hero of Time does awaken the Sages, he just fails to defeat Ganon, because in all likelihood, at least theoritically, both Hero of Time's should be affecting each other, one just succeeds first and gets thrown back in time.
>>147348231
Time travel is bullshit in games anyway, best not to think too hard about it
The thing with the song of storms is a perfect example, shouldn't have happened, but it did
ALBW speedrun is up at SGDQ. Are you watching, lozg?I haven't played the game yet, so I'm not sure if I should.
>>147348153
>-W-ell the results are midna won,
>-O-nce again,
>-N-ot even mad,
You did that on purpose didn't you
>>147348458
Post link to the stream.
>>147348060
>>147348415
Timetravel was required to awaken the sages. The only difference that the downfall line has with the adult line is that Link doesn't have to have personally stabbed Ganondorf. There is zero evidence of overlapping Links. There is no evidence of a Link that finished his quest without using timetravel.
>>147346748
Only 2 people have good taste in this general.
>>147348458
Just link if any other zelda, dark souls or SM64 come on.
>>147348458
WHY SO CUTE? :D
>>147348657
I don't think twitch links work on /vg/, but I can link the homepage at least.
https://gamesdonequick.com/
This is the only zelda run today.
>>147348458
People seem to have enjoyed the game. I haven't played it myself, because i just don't like to spend money on handhelds.
>>147348929
Is LBW even on? They're just reading donations
>>147348929
Let's give a look before dinner.
>>147349106
I don't like your gifs.
You spam them too much often.
>>147349031I should have said 'up next', sorry. Give it 5 minutes.
>>147349106
is that link, or sonic? Jesus.
>>147348421
For the most part that is true, I can't argue that, but you can make sense of this here.
>>147348716
Time-travel wasn't needed to awaken the Sages, it was only needed to Link could use the Master Sword since he was too small. The Sages would awaken on their own just as they eventually did in TP (or at least the Ancient Sages still exist prior to Ganondorf killing them and them needing new hosts).
As for overlapping Links, there has to be. We know for a fact that one fails and one does not. The same Link can't both fail and succeed, it means two of them have to exist at the same time within two different timelines.
I hope this makes sense.
>>147349251
It's on now.
He died ;_;
>>147349187
I didn't make them, I saved them from the anon that posted them.
Goddamn, you guys complain about the silliest shit, I swear to god.
>>147349334
This image is fan fiction that is contradicted by the games.
>>147349806
I know it wasn't you that made them. I'm just saying that you spam them too much, sometimes with little context to what you wrote.
>>147348929
Fuck, ALBW looks fun. But I can't watch this speedrun too much to avoid gameplay spoilers. Yeah, I already know who Ravio is, you can save the story spoilers for yourself.
>>147349251
Why is Ravio better than Link?
>>147349870
*random post*
OoT anon, reporting in.
Wish me luck.
>>147350109
Now there is context for this one. Keep it up.
Let's get this out of our way so we can discuss something that isn't already known
>>147350174
Good luck pal.
>>147349809
It's not contradicted by the games or the Historia in any way other than the fact that the Master Sword/Temple of Time are the reasons for the Downfall Timeline, and honestly that is the most logical assumption as we don't see timeline splits from OoA or SS due to paradoxes and time travel, because they don't involve the Master Sword.
It's as simple as explaining timelines based on real life.
You're say 20 years old and start a business. This creates a timeline divergence. In one timeline, that business fails. In another, it succeeds. However in the timeline that the business has succeeding, you go are sent back in time to when you were 10 years old. That doesn't mean two of you exist, you are that 10 year old, but that also doesn't stop the other two timelines where the business fails and succeeds from existing, you just no longer exist in the timeline were it succeeds.
This same logic applies to Zelda's timelines, just due to obviously not a business, and different ages. I personally don't see what is hard to understand about it, it's kind of simplistic reasoning really.
>>147348716
I would love a manga short 'what if' story of a link you accidentally let's ganondorf into the sacred realm, then goes back in time and just warns and prepares everyone and trains for 7 years, ganon pops out of the sacred realm ready to rule and has to face a trained militia headed by a beefier adult link
>>147346183
Reminder that Fi has neither sexual organs nor hands.
>>147350174
Pretend you're playing Star Fox and you got it.
>>147350174
That boss is fun
>>147350216
That's...not accurate though
The failure timeline is when ganon/ganondorf kills adult link
>>147350369
She's got her tights.
>>147349334
Link goes back and forth without creating a double, because there is no timeline split until Zelda sends him back to a point before he actually left. There was no reason for Link to encounter himself at any point. When Zelda sends Link back, that is what creates the Child line. Until that point, only the adult line existed.
>>147350554
>Hero of Time!
>...Face me
>>147350554
No, read the image again and don't believe the HH lies you're told.
Link being defeated by Ganon is the most retarded thing fucking ever.
>>147349334
Yeah, that's kind of what I meant, time travel is bullshit, but it still makes basic sense
It just falls apart if you scrutinize it, just like all time travel, just take it at face value and move on
>>147350554
He doesn't understand. Just leave him be. You can see how autistic he is just from an image he made trying to explain something in a wrong way and insulting everyone all the time.
>>147350615
>she
>>147350738
Read the Historia. It straight up says that two timelines are created, and then a third due to Zelda's actions at the end.
>>147350763
I had hope for the image at first, I thought it would a simplified HH timeline
I was so wrong
>>147350741
HH IS SHIT SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT. GIVE HIM A FUCKING TRIFORCE PIECE
You know are in charge of BotW dungeons; what do you do?
>Dungeon Name (optional)
>Theme/Aesthetic (ie: Forest/Mansion or Volcano/Mines)
>Item(s) Obtained
>Types of Puzzles (ie: Light puzzles, water raising/lowering, or something abstract and unique)
>Boss (ie: Dragon, Poe, etc.)
This time go into as much detail as you wish.
>>147350962
According to page 92. Link faced Ganondorf and lost. The same events as the adult line, but he loses the final battle. No time-travel fuckery as a cause.
>>147351179
It is the second time you write "now" wrong. Or maybe it was someone else in a completely unrelated post. But, yeah.
>>147350741
>>147351123
You may find it shit, but it's canon.
Also it makes perfect sense, ALttP and it's subsequent games can only fit in a third timeline due to information that we already know and due to information of other games.
LoZ/AoL/FSA are the only three that could honestly really go anywhere.
>>147351179
Now that we can climb, I somewhat hope to make use of it in the dungeons.
>>147351334
HH is fine for the most part, but the explanation of how the Downfall timeline came to be is retarded.
>>147351309Thanks, I didn't notice. I'll fix my pasta.
>>147351438
It is less retarded compared to whatever you came up. Really.
One thing I don't understand with link getting sent back is, At what exact time is he sent back to? Is it exactly where he lifts the master sword? or Back to where you start the game? If it's right at the master sword, then that's after you meet Zelda already. At the end of the game they show link meeting Zelda for the first time again, so that kind of doesn't make sense. If it's the beginning of the game, then how did he put the master sword back in the pedestal?
>>147351305
By that logic then we have a failure state for literally every single game and we don't have three timelines, we have about 30, that's stupid and Nintendo knows it. They're not going to convolute it any further. There are three timelines, and only three, due to the Master Sword, it is above time.
Look at TP, you go back in time to revisit the Temple of Time when it was still standing, however the Master Sword isn't there because you already have it, either that is a paradox, or it literally tells time to fuck itself and does what it wants.
Pg. 92 of the Historia is only telling you were the Hero of Time of Downfall failed at, Ganondorf. It doesn't mean it's literally a game over state.
>>147351534
When he is going back and forth, he is returning to when he last left. At no point does Link cause himself to go back further than when he left.
When Zelda moves him back, he goes back to at least before he actually pulled the Master Sword, which is why Ganondorf didn't get to break into the Sacred Realm this time, and is instead arrested and taken to the Arbiter's Grounds.
>>147351534
I assume at some point during Ganon's visit. Hence my theory of two Links.
The other possibility is that Adult Link replaced Child Link when he came back in time at, let's say, the beginning of the game. So he did everything again, knowing about all that he experienced and denounced Ganon upon meeting Zelda. I don't like this one. I prefer the two Links, it fills in more gaps throught the timeline
I love the legend of zelda games
don't you guys?
Guys, Downfall doesn't actually exist. The first page of the chronology straight up says it's all legend and stories retold and it can be re-written.
Downfall is just the story of "Well this happens because OoT Link totally failed!"
While there are two Timelines, Child/Downfall are just different versions of the same story.
>Midna a Twili is good and helps save the day with a Wolf Hero
>Oh No, her name was Veran and she was evil and this is well after the Hero was an animal, and no it was a bunny, also the Hero of Time failed, unlike what you're saying.
It's just story and legend.
>>147351857
No, they stink and I don't like them.
>>147351740
Which doesn't make sense. He appears at the Temple of Time as if he had returned through inserting the Master Sword at the pedestal. He never had access to the inner part of the chamber at that point.
>>147351495
Link being defeated is honestly a retarded way to start a whole timeline
>>147351679
There is nothing stopping them from using a game-over from any game to create a launch for another game. That's the beauty of a work of fiction. The downfall line is just a bin to toss the old games into, and using a game-over is exactly what they did to create it.
why does every zelda boss have a dumb giant eyeball weakpoint?
>>147351857
I bet you love Hyrule Historia too.
>>147351740
If that were the case then there would be a Link currently sealed within the Sacred Realm as well, it implies time passes if he always returned to where he last was and the time it takes him to do certain things would overlap with him being sealed.
Also he goes back much further than that when Zelda sends him back. If it was right before he pulled the Master Sword then Ganondorf would have already chased Zelda/Impa out of the keep and begun his takeover.
>>147352067
Because children
>>147351994
I don't see how. It is simple, but i don't think it is retarded.
And that is talking in factual terms, not of writing. If it's shit writing or not, i think it is lazy writing.
>>147351949
That's how Zelda decided to send him back. She literally tells you that she is sending you back in the game, and then you see young Link repeat his meeting with Zelda from the beginning of the game. And then we have the TP cutscene to confirm that Ganondorf didn't get a chance to follow Link into the Sacred Realm, because Link instead just tattled on him.
>>147352009
While that is true, do you honestly think they're going to start tossing out more timelines like it's nothing?
I highly doubt it and the Downfall just recently got 2 new games and potentially a third.
>>147352067
Because eyes see into the cosmos, destroy the eyes, destroy the knowledge.
>>147352081
Yeah!
Unfortunately I don't own it, my brother had a copy I read and then a roommate had one too so I never got one of my own...
and now I wanna read it again! I'm on such a zelda kick and absorbing myself in the universe more thoroughly sounds greati can also fend off loneliness easier when I'm thinking about link and zelda
>>147352214
Yes she send Link back. But she sends him to the Temple. Link never had access to the Master Sword chamber. He was sent before he had met Zelda, before he had collected the gems. That shit was locked.
>>147348458
>out of bounds
heh
glad there are still some of those
People only hate Historia because it destroyed their headcanon, it's the only reason.
IT'S TIME
>>147352426
Why is there any reason to hate it?
Headcanon is invincible.. it exists in the first place because you wanted to imagine your own scenarios. Just because there is standardized lore doesn't mean you still can't enjoy your headcanons!
>>147352426
No. I hate it because my life is stupid
>>147352569
Because it's cool to hate things that disagree with you. Real life and the internet taught me that.
>>147352353
It was locked by a stone wall that was keyed to three pendants. That's why Navi left through a window, and why the game doesn't show you how Link left the room. He could have climbed out the same window, or he could have beaten on the door until the janitor let him out with his ring of keys.
>>147352426
Pretty much. But there are some games that never really attempted to make sense in a timeline of any kind (FSA), and Nintendo should have just had the cojones to say so.
>>147352664
i meant "because it is stupid"DELET:^)
>>147352567
And now the best part of the game starts
Forest Temple > Fire Temple > Water Temple > Shadow Temple > Spirit Temple > Ganon's Tower
Reminder this is the only way to complete the game.
>>147352710
That probably isn't healthy
>>147352782
Forest Temple > Water Temple > Fire Temple > Water Temple > Shadow Temple > Spirit Temple > Ganon's Tower
>>147352831
Tell that to half the idiots on the internet who act like neo-nazis.
Reminder to vote for Fi as the official /lozg/ companion
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656215
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656215
>>147352929
>doing the water temple twice
>>147353034
Alright, I'll call it out when I see it!
>>147353064
>midna is still winning
Why even have these polls when we already know the winner?
>>147353070
It's doing it up to the Longshot and going for the Fire Temple after, then going for the Water Temple and finishing it.
>>147353070
That's how you collect the true triforce.
>Majora's Mask is in ALBW
Explain this, lorefags. This alone destroys all BotW theories about Koroks and Adult timeline.
>>147353064
I don't particularly like any of these
>Impa
Fucking why? She's not waifu material...
>>147353202
forgot to mention that it is without the Goron Tunic
>>147353264
The Happy Mask Salesman was from Hyrule. He had a shop in Castle Town.
>>147352542
Some of the gamplay videos show relly incompetant playing.
>>147353264maybe it was just a fun easter egg alluding to the upcoming release of Majora's Mask 3D?
>>147353194
Midnafags are unsufferable. Like TP fans in general.
>>147353321
Don't ask. It was a conflict started at the birth of this thread.
>>147353264
Yeah I saw it while I was playing last night, too, though it was cool but forgot I wanted to research that until just now
But how the fuck does it destroy any BotW theories? The mask probably existed in Castle Town with the Happy Mask Salesman before the timeline split, and the clever Ravio obtained it somewhere along the decline timeline.
>>147353321
Impa would make a strong an fearsome mother, more than capable of hunting for her many many children.
>>147353440
Then the Koroks in BotW are just some easter eggs that point out to WW 4K for NX.
>>147353451
I think TP is the best Zelda game and yet I somehow chose Fi in the poll.
>>147352762
>Link had to scale a stone wall to get out the window
>This is why he can scale sheer walls in Breath of the Wild
>>147353602
Clearly not.
>>147353498
>>147353540
I think Impa is a cool character and I like her decently enough, but she is not very good waifu material due to being, eternally, zelda's guardian
even when she's young she seems too serious for that business
>>147353321
>She's not waifu material...
I'll find you and kill you.
>>147353709
But she's so motherly, even to Zelda. Impa sang lullabies to Zelda, and breast fed her, all the way through puberty.
>>147353764
He said it again. >>147353709
>>147353764
it's like dating a babysitter
impa is not a waifu
IMPA IS UGLY
>>147353064
>only three
it's like you don't WANT best girl to win
>>147353824
Where is the Chronic Pain Drawfag? Request Adult Zelda breastfeeding Impa'smodestbreasts.
>>147353824
Great
Do you consider ever half-decent mother you see to be waifu material? That is barely qualification.
Like, I'd party with Impa, don't get me wrong, but I can't imagine picking her as a waifu over younger, more receptive, and more personal girls.
>>147353064
>no doggo
Everyone loves doggo.
>>147354012
What is wrong with motherly waifus?
>>147354012
Your views are objectively wrong.
>>147354108
I didn't say that, I just think that being motherly is not a qualification for waifu material
and impa really has nothing going on aside from dedication to zelda. very boring for a waifu
>>147354083
Doggo is not waifu?
IT'S A FUCKING WOLF
>>147354258
Doggo can be your waifu if you want him to be
doggo is loyal and only wants to please you
>>147354083
dogs are pets not wives
>>147354083
I'd husbando the doggo.
>It's not a waifu because I say so
There are no rules about choosing a waifu. Keep your autistic lore "logic" out of this.
>>147354258
You spent half the game with a camera viewing it from behind, but did you even once see a set of testicles?
>>147353264
Easter Egg
If you want an actual Lore Reason, then here goes.
Skull Kid exists when you are Adult Link, yet seems to have no recollection of the events of Termina (sure this is an oversight using the same random character and MM came after, but lore). That means in the and Downfall Timelines where the Hero of Time is an adult, Skull kid never journeyed through the Lost Woods, this would also give precedence that he only did so because the Child Timeline was safe and the Lost Wood not full of Ganondorf's Monsters. That means the Happy Mask Salesman who exists in all three timelines, never had the Mask stolen from him during the events Link was sealed in both the Adult/Downfall Timelines, meaning Termina was never destroyed and eventually the Mask would end up elsewhere.
Is that a good enough lore reason for you?
>>147354346
It is strange. As wives are pets.
>>147354337
no that's called a friend
>>147354390
Holy fuck.
>>147354414
The Majora's Mask appears in OoT. So it existed before OoT. There is no reason for it to not exist in the Downfall Timeline
>>147354427
no they aren't? who told you this?
Man zelda games are broken as fuck
>>147354479
Doggo will be your waifu if you want him to be
He can do it
>>147354390
HEY TWIKFAG HERE IS PROOF THAT LINK IS A GIRL NOW STOP WITH THAT SHIT OF YOURS
>>147354692
>throws down a single bomb and 'kills' the boss
nice
>>147354565
I know there isn't a reason for it not to exist in all timelines...that's what I was saying. I was explaining that Skull Kid never took the mask and destroyed Termina in Downfall and Adult because Ganondorf had taken over and filled the Lost Woods with monsters, so he never would have traveled.
If anything that just means Majora still exists within the Mask in Downfall/Adult and was never exorcised.
>>147354373
Sorry, what I say goes
Don't need to throw a tantrum because you're wrong
>waaah he insulted my granny waifu
>>147351123
>SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
There's always an autistic kid saying it.
>>147354760
Ah. I read it wrong, sorry.
>>147350741
lol
>>147354843
That was not a serious post.
>>147354860
All good, I probably did a shit job explaining myself anyways.
>>147354753
>boss doesn't even spawn
>throw fireball
>is dead
>boss can push you off bounds
Never played LBW but it looks fun as fuck
>>147355121
Nah. I think i didn't read through all of it. I'm playing something and discussing in another general as well. And with a minor headache.
>>147354346
doggo will work very hard to be a good wife.
>>147355227
I'm honestly really surprised at how broken it is. Most of the zelda DS speedruns (from what I remember) have little to no glitches at all. This has been a pretty fun run so far.
>>147355236
I see, well feel better anon. I need to take a nap myself and get back to playing LA.
>>147355227
It's fun, but super easy and short sadly. Also Thieve's Hideout is the most pathetic dungeon in Zelda, it's pathetically short and insultingly easy, I appreciate what they wanted to do, but they didn't do enough of it compared to every other dungeon in the game and those dungeons are rather short as well.
Seeing zelda speedruns only makes me want BotW to come out sooner so we can see all the starts that will come from the physics engine
Any boys who could pull off a good link cosplay here?
>>147357013
I could pull a white ganon cosplay. I have a jew nose.
So Hylia = Hylians?
>>147357013
I'm more of a Ganondorf. You almost need a girl to cosplay Link.
>>147357013
me20 years ago
>>147357080
Yup
>>147357080
Maybe, anon. Maybe.
>>147353264
It's a fucking Easter Egg that was foreshadowing MM3D at the time, nothing more.
>>147357061
>>147357101
that's cool, too!
>>147357183
How old are you now..??
I just figure more people would be cosplaying Link... he's not a big guy so as long as you aren't super huge it should be pretty easy to pull off, right?
>>147357080
Yes.
This basically says that the Hyrule Kingdom is very old and almost forgotten. The current king and his people are their descendants, but they don't consider themselves the same culture as their ancestors. They can't even spell their name properly.Thanks to the German translation, it's pretty clear to me that it's meant to be "Hylians".
>>147357361
Well. What do you mean by a good Link cosplay? Does it have to look like a twink? With pretty eyes and blond hair, shit like that?
>>147357361
You didn't specify which Link you want to cosplay. No one browsing here should be able to cosplay young Link.
>>147357527
Doesn't have to! Link is super anime so I don't think a real man can capture him just right.. but they don't gottabut the prettier the better/spoiler]
>>147357013
Me here. People always confuse me with a girl, already a manlet and long hair that I could cut to Link's length in BotW.Would just need to lose some fat to look more fit
You know, Sheik really DOES look like a guy in the game.
>>147359050
Well. If it didn't it wouldn't be a good guy-disguise would it?
>>147359012
You should do it then, bud!
Be the link you deserve to be :)
>>147357662
>No one browsing here should be able to cosplay young Link.
f-fuck
>>147359050
sheik is probably one of my favourite zelda characters..
I wish I had had an n64 and played OoT when I was a kid so I could have had that reveal firsthand
>>147353407
Gaming journalists aren't exactly known for being good at games. Or journalism.
>>147359502
Watch it now, anon. You're being suspicious with all your "!" and ":)" and more "!".
>>147359652
Did you watch Polygon playing the new System Shock?
>>147359012
>people always confuse me with a girl
are you a trap, anon?
>>147360083
He's a twink. Where is the twinkguy?
>>147359596
can u cosplay young link??
>>147359792
>Polygon
Why would I?
>>147359669
what do you mean?
