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>>147284072
>Countdown to /ink/'s death
Good.
>>147284072
>We will be migrating to /nintyg/ after this thread. Thank you for posting with us.
I want nothing to do with those faggots. I'd rather just leave than go there.
>>147284463
I'd like to see them try and enforce this. Bullshit I want another crisis with /nintyg/.
>>147284072
>We will be migrating to /nintyg/ after this thread. Thank you for posting with us.
Literally who decided this. At least wait until after the Splatfest, jesus.
Why are you so antsy to kill off /ink/
>>147285283
just ignore them, nobody is going to follow that statement
for some reason they think that no more splatfest = death of splatoon
its just overreacting
>>147285504
>them
it's literally one person.
>>147285504
They're not wrong about the dying part, it's the joining /nintyg/ incentive that's complete bullshit.
>>147284072
>>147286103
Oh good, just noticed these images are smaller now. Probably have been for ages but fuck me if I noticed.
>>147286103
Killer Wail galore on Team Alpha.
>>147286103
>aerospray pg
would really like to know who the fuck thought that weapon was a good idea
>>147286049
yeah I dont know how long we will long until everyone leaves to other games
Im not that sure we can survive until spla2n announcementI will be here until the very end
>>147285887
>it's literally one person
i hope you are right anon
>>147286224
Been smaller since May 22
>>147286409
I don't know how long we will long either.
>>147286409
We've known the thread would inevitably die for about six months now, it's just that occasional updates and weekly Splatfests kept us fed. Now we're at the point of uncertainty, especially since this fest will tarnish one of the Squids that have helped us last for so long...
>>147286360
Should've given it disruptors to prevent enemies from playing the outrange game.
Is someone going to make a new thread without a toxic OP or what?
>>147286360
Interesting how it fell from use over time. It was meta back in the early days because its lack of accuracy meant people that couldn't work out motion controls could actually hit something. Now it's pretty crap, to the point where giving it the best Sub and best Special is balanced.
>>147287179
Who gives a shid, nobody reads the OP anyway.
One time I made a thread and replaced all the pastebins with links to that Charizard OC pasta, and nobody took any notice.
>>147286908
>this fest will tarnish one of the Squids
I will be optimist and going to say nintendo is going to find a way to make the final banter special, heartwarming maybe, something that will leave winners and losers with a smile in the face before we slowly fell into darknessthat or they will cheese it with "evury1 is a weiner, its a tie"
>>147287624
A tie would suck, but some kind of good ending would be great.
Also the EU banter should be very different, since they had no gritty lead-up to this one.
>>147287290
The Aerospray RG was meta because of how easy it was to get top turf covered thanks to it's fast turf coverage, high ink efficiency and Inkstrike Special. The only other contender was the Inkbrush. But then the N-Zap '89 came out and pretty much destroyed its niche.
In ranked it was pretty mediocre at the beginning because it sort of had something for everything. It had Inkstrike for neutralising or taking the Splat Zone and Ink mine for causing trouble on the tower coupled with its good time to kill when kissing the enemy inkling, The Luna Blaster pretty much put an end to that since hiding behind the pole to force the enemy to come to you couldn't protect you from blind Luna Blaster shots to clean the tower.
I plan to use it for the final Splatfest though. Gotta see Splatfest off with my favourite weapon.
>>147287290
>>147289189
so, just how broken would it be during the heyday of splatoon
>>147289483
The PG? Would fuck shit up.
Would you too, /ink/?
>>147289719
>im here for the job interview
>>what did you study in college?
>yeah, 4 years of liberal arts, minored in womens studies
>>alright, care to explain why you have a little girl wearing garbage on her head with a gum disease with only 3 teeth
>i-its a squidgirl
>>right. well. ok. where do you see yourself in 5 years after working here at mcdonalds
>probably some nice white collar job and a family
>>we'll call you
>>147289719
No, but if I had to I'd get Marie's tattoo.
>>147290072
Who jerks off with their left hand?
D E B U N K E D
>>147290269
>trying to find porn with your left hand
just happens sometimes dude, better start training dual wield
>you could walk past someone from /ink/ and never know
spooky
>>147289719
>robysnake tries trace a tattoo
>>147290645
>anon tries english
>>147290645
Okay who is this robysnake guy
>>147289719
I'd get Callie's Splatfest Power symbol, just the shape of her eyes. Real small, real subtle.
Fuck yeah! Time to play Splatoon!
Don't suppose this could get translated?
>>147292861
>>147293042
>>147293296
End
>>147293486
it's another anon doesn't know how to use the archives episode
>>147293783
Sure, thanks anyway.
>>147294754
I'm so definitely voting for marie, callie is just way too slutty looking
>>147287624
>implying that will happen if Marie wins
I could see that if Callie wins but I would expect Marie to go maximum smug bitch if she wins this one. Anything else would be bullshit.
>>147295087
Biggest most obvious slut
>>147295279
no, anything else would be nice
>>147295279
Nah, imagine how hard Marie would redeem herself if she won and was sympathetic.
Cute butt vs Stylish butt
who is the biggest cuck on /ink/ right now?
>>147295624
slut vs dignified
>>147295737
robysnake
>>147295737
callieanon
>>147295737
obviously anybody that wants callie
>>147295525
I doubt Marie would give a single fuck and just rub it in. Callie started this not her.
>>147296074
-robysnake
BASED BILL ONCE AGAIN CONFIRMED FOR GOD
>>147295974
Actually Marie set her off.
I know it's unlike her, but if Marie was humble about being crowned The Best, it'd be sweet.
>>147296179
teleprompters dude, their personalities are artificial
>>147296158
L I T E R A L L Y
F U C K I N G
W H O
>>147295974
>Callie started this not her
>Mariefags actually believe this
>>147296158
>Bill cucks Calliefags just like he did with Isabelle
Based
>>147296219
Nigger they're characters in a video game, you can't get any more artificial than that. There's no point in taking anything they say as anything less than face value, especially since they're the only mode of characterization in the game.
>>147296419
>what is hero mode
>>147296663
You mean their unadulterated behind the scenes real personas? Which match their stage presences exactly?
Shit what if they write their own lines.
>>147296283
>He doesn't know about based Trinen
Would you rather fuck Reggie or Bill?
>>147297862
bill would be loving and gentle, and be down for post-sex cuddles
gotta go with him
When is the final splatfest?
Is it pretty much mandatory to use a bomb rush weapon if you're joining Team Callie?
>>147297862
I'd want Reggie to dominate me sexually.
>>147298756
Callie had my Splash-O-Matic to thank time after time. Now it's on Marie's side.
nice shitpost thread
can you guys leave us (/nintyg/) out of your drama thanks
>>147299076
How about you blow a moose dick. We want nothing to do with you mooseblowers.
>>147298756
I guess
Carbon Roller all the way then
>>147298917
It's not too late to change your mind...
>>147299374
She had her chance. If she didn't turn into such a cunt at the last second I'd have definitely picked her. Marie is what she is, but Callie priding herself on HER wins is just a shit move.
>>147299662
>When Marie does it for a year it's fine
>When Callie does it once in response to getting patronized she's a monster
every time
>>147299794
Exactly. Marie is a bitch, and that's good for her. But Callie's appeal is being a good-sport team-playing sweetiepie, and she's thrown that to the wind now. Unless she somehow makes up for it in these next bants, fuck Callie.
>>147300228
>Marie is a bitch, and that's good for her
Imagine being this delusional.
If you don't understand that girls mess up sometimes, if you don't understand that one outburst does not make a person, if you don't understand that not everyone acts just as expected:
Callie is not for you.
>>147300408
I suppose not. Selfishly making her victories about herself after thanking her team for each of them; great way to betray a years worth of loyalty in one fell swoop.
>>147285504
Overreacting about the death of splatoon with the removal of splatfest is a good way to tell nintendo that splatfest matter tho.
>>147300727
You think she was merely kidding all those times?
You think that her sweet personality was a facade put up by her?
You think that everything she's done is worth nothing, all the kind words she's given are null, everything you love about her is gone just because of a few words, a sudden moment of anger?
I can't believe even a previously devout fan of Callie could ever think such a thing.
>>147300980
I was, whole heartedly so. That's why I'm waiting to see if she turns it around in the announcements, otherwise she's done.
Angels aren't supposed to have faults, let alone tell their supporters to fuck off.
>>147300827
Is there any way for Nintendo to know people want Splatfest to go on? Maybe they see the decline in participants as people not wanting it anymore.
>>147301416
>Callie not living up to the standards of a perfect angel makes her shit
>Marie being a bitch is fine
Yeah you'll fit in better on Marie's side anyway
>>147301416
>let alone tell their supporters to fuck off
Callie NEVER said that.
She said she won a lot. That's hardly the same thing.
Are you implying that Marie is an angel? That she's without faults? If you need a girl to follow your impossible standards and be an "angel" to like her, then how can you prefer Marie?
Whatever. Good luck this Splatfest, in any case.
>>147301871
>>147301969
She was perfect though. Once an angel's wings are clipped, I'd sooner go with the devil.
>>147302219
that's the most retarded thing i've heard today
i hope you're baiting
>>147302321
What is? That Callie was perfect or that she's fallen from grace?
>>147302219
And if someone stole a cherry off your slice of cake, would you rather eat dirt?
>>147302957
If that cake kicked me in the balls than probably.
you have the choice between a rotten peach or a raw garlic glove to eat for dinner. you would choose the garlic clove every time.
>>147303147
Callie... didn't kick you in the balls.
She said she won a lot.
Drama queen.
>>147303147
Never change /ink/
>>147303371
>raw garlic clove
>marie is raw and smelly
perfect
Hey /ink/, I haven't really been here since about October since life started to hit me but I want to get back into playing splatoon. How are the new weapons? Did the meta for abilities get solved? Do you guys still have streams? Is bum still laggy?
>>147303593
Mostly okay, tons of kraken-shit though. No, but you can just hack them now. Not really. Shockingly, no.
reminder that if you say one bad thing you are irredeemable garbage
>>147303562
I would gladly eat Marie's ass for dinner.
>>147303593
new weapons are fucking incredible
abilities are extremely balanced now
what streams
bum got his inernet fixed but he left
>>147303562
I wish this artist would draw the squid sisters like he draws his other girls. my dick would fall right off.
>>147303724
he's right here, anoy
>>147303693
I never said that, but you must admit harking your wins after being oh so grateful for the players that made them possible is a dick move.
>>147303912
>anoy
yikes lad
>>147303593
you posted this exact same post a few threads ago
>>147303912
that's not here is it
so he left
>>147303927
>I never said that
you basically did
>She had her chance
>fuck Callie
>betray a years worth of loyalty in one feel swoop
>Angels aren't supposed to have faults
>I'd sooner go with the devil
>>147303927
Betraying someone for making one dick move is also a dick move.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Imagine being this way in real life
>GF has a fight with you once
>Break up with her in favor of the whore down the street
>>147303593
the new weapons are pretty cool, the new variants are creative and have mostly good kits (although a lot of them got krakens). honestly i've never really cared much about abilities so i can't comment on that. i think one person here streams occasionally, but i don't really see it advertised, and apparently he got his internet got fixed
have fun with sheldon's rant
>>147304057
If she doesn't make up for it at the next bants I said.
Who knows, maybe they'll both backpedal on what they'd fought about before because really neither of them wanted this to go down. They wanted ut to be personal, but they didn't want this rift between them or for Splatfests as a whole to end.
That's how I'm hoping it plays out.
>>147304174
they're the same person
>>147304393
oh, so you're saying she's only MOSTLY irredeemable
More tanned squids!
>>147304664
that's kinda grody anon
>>147304632
Potentially irredeemable.
>>147304664
>>147304763
that's a terrible way of thinking.
>>147304560
dunno
is brad black
>>147304560
Ask if she likes Downton Abby or Sherlock
>>147304664
>>147304786
Where is all this fanart coming from? I can't handle it.
>>147305281
Japan.
>>147304560
You need a big dick to get though the fat rolls
>>147305281
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=206708
>>147305168
Callie would be all about that Downton Abby, Marie'd be for Sherlock.
Splatfest when?
Oh wait.
>>147305629
this comic is too good
>>147298756
So if I pick Marie I have to smoke weed
>>147305820
If that artist was put in charge of sorting out their dialogues and whatever, I'd have zero problems with that.
>>147305879
Yes
>>147306189
100% of cases of incest start with the group consumption of weed
>>147307193
Sleep eternally.
>>147289719
Damn that looks bad.
>>147290786
artfag who one anon hates for some reason I thought his doodles were alright
>>147307808
Never heard of them
>>147308414
he's only ever posted a few things. he used to squad, too.
>>147307808
keep sucking that drawfag dick
>>147308537
okay
Remember clamoring for that ONE hour of the Test Fire and then having to wait 6-8 hours for another 10 matches?
I originally wrote this game off as some gimmicky wagglan Nickoledon-ripoff trash when they revealed it at E3, but when I got my hands on that demo I was in for life.
I'll miss this general.
>>147308509
Got an example?
don't die
What color panties would Callie wear.
>>147311843
Green
>>147311843
clear
>>147312702
Glad-wrap makes the best underwear.
You here right nowwriteanon?
Squad?
NNIDfrozenpandaman
bamp
>>147313729
>bumping a thread after 9 minutes
could you be any more new
c u t e
>>147314026
I miss when there were 10 posts/minute.
>>147314139
Chaotic threads aren't comfy.
>>147314206
Wasn't really chaotic.
>>147313156
Okay, I'll check back later.
>>147313156
>>147314343
I am here right now
Did you need something?
>>147314537
Hi, I've done some more writing of a fic about Callie and Marie. Would it be alright if I make a pastebin for a brief segment? I'm curious for what you think of it, since you inspired me to start writing again in the first place.
>>147315284
Ah, I'd be happy to
I enjoy seeing other people's work
I actually started something new today, so we'll see how that turns out
>>147315438
Right, just give me a moment to proof-read a bit.
>>147316095
>proof-read
>proof
Oh boy we are in for a ride tonight
>>147315438
>>147316095
Sorry it took so long, never shared my writing online this way before. Wanted to make sure I didn't leave anything unchecked.
http://pastebin.com/1xpEQZN7
The parts before and after aren't working out yet, so I worked on this 'morning after' scene.
You'll see what I mean when I said I do way too much character reading and fuck all setting descriptions.
>>147305629
>so yandere you start piling up food because you are not getting your way
>so cool you watch something on mute to let your buddy sleep through something you watched before
literary a contest why
>>147317252
>>147317252
Your writing is great! Your use of tone is definitely something I'd like to be able to do, really getting into the observations of the characters than those of an omniscient narrator
I think that your "character reading" is absolutely fine; while you should obviously strive to use scenery to represent characters as well, it's hardly a vital aspect in a fic like this
One thing that you should definitely strive to work on is sentence variation; many, many of your sentences will simply progress as subject-object-verb, which can really kill the flow of the story
Case in point: The short section you posted uses the word, or at least contains the sequence, "she" 196 times
To compare, my entire Callie and Marie cafe fic only clocks in at having the sequence "she" 119 times
It's not like you have some sort of word quota you need to fulfill or go under, but it still goes to show
So, what do you want to see on Splat2n for NX?
It's obviously going to be a launch title.
>>147318297
>SplaT 2 nx
>Splat-two-nX
>not spla2nX
Im out, la8ter
goodnight callie
i love you
>>147318241
Thanks a bunch! And yeah, I'm well aware of how I overuse certain pronouns, it's a shame there are seldom synonyms for such words. It would mean alternating sentence structure a lot, but that's something I like to do anyway, although not enough apparently.
Yeah thanks plenty, it's been fun to get back into the writing game. I look forward to whatever you come up with next too.
how do i edit
>>147318408
Christ, you went to bed late last night. I just woke up...
It's Rainmaker squids, and on my two favorite maps!
Anybody want to squad or twin?
>>147323965
well it's no camp or dome but it's a good rotation
i could in like 10 or 15 if you're still around
>>147296158
Fucking why
>>147324259
Will do, shout us an ID when you're ready.
>>147324496
Or I'll shout my own if you're shy. NNID: Twhynot.
>>147324992
sorry man, took a bit longer than i thought. you still wanna go? i'll send a req in a it
>>147325486
Sure thing. For the record I'm S+, but only just.
hopefully callieman will translate this when he wakes up
>>147308967
The testfires were the most hype I've been about something this millennium. Jumped on the first one because my controller happened to flash it up while I was sitting around, instantly hooked.
>>147325807
me too but i haven't played in like a week so i'll be kinda rusty
sent, and opened a twin when you're ready
Yikes, I just embarrassed myself there. That Permanent Inkbrush kicked my ass.
damn, we almost held that one
>>147326271
Heh, I haven't played in at least two months.
jeez that was way too many krakens for such narrow hallways
>>147325801
poor retard cant comprehend decision making
What a damn comeback that was.
these are some good comebacks
Callie Edition where?
Flounder Heights doesn't seem to do well with me.
I pleasure myself to Marie.
I'm getting too tired to keep up, sorry man. I'll call it at that, gg's.
>>147327861
all good, ggs dude
>>147327627
which picture
>>147328193
yeah
>>147328395
i agree
>>147328395
I want Marie to jerk me off while yeahing my memeverse posts
>>147328193
poor retard cant comprehend decision making
>Just rolled on-brand trips for White Kicks, Turquoise Kicks, and Vintage Check
>In THREE SNAILS
>IN A ROW
Who needs editing?
they might as well close the servers down if this is the actual last splatfest
unless you're the type of person who enjoys playing against samefag japs there's not much else to the game
>>147330443
I don't know what everyone else is dealing with, but Japs are fine for me. Though it probably helps if you live on the same side of the planet as them.
>>147330443
Yeah, at this point I feel like anyone who got the game at launch has gotten as gud as they're gonna get. There isn't much point in playing now since there will be no more events. Yeah, they just added new weapons, but they aren't unique enough to compel me to keep playing. The game is fun, but repetitive and has a low skill ceiling. Maybe I'll change my tune after I haven't played in a few weeks.
>>147330730
I just got back into it, and this game is fun as balls.
>n-zap 83
being the cancer has never felt so good
If /ink/ dies there will be one less thing to keep my mind of reality... Please don't die.
>>147331950
I'll die before /ink/ does.
>>147332094
>339
What is this Spaghetti an inmate or something?
Sorry for my lack of file names... This device is retarded.
>>147332208
poor guy
>>147332208
convicted for touching fatties
>>147329720
I want to fuck Marie
I want Marie to fuck me
>>147301639
I am seeing loads of #savesplatfest posts on the miiverse.
>>147327580
Found them
>>147335285
>>147335426
What are those pamphlets on the bottom rack?
>>147335285
>>147335426
I want to support Callie!
The marketing for this Splatfest is damn cool, I wish the game came with a couple of those alt covers.
>>147327580
>>147335285
Callie's singing on the underpass, but what map is Marie on?
Also, are these canon Callie / Marie squid forms?
>>147327580
>>147335285
is this some sort of official promotion, or something some fans did? if official, is it related to the amiibos? i need context
>>147337057
i believe that's bluefin depot
>>147335883
Playsquib
>>147327580
>>147327580
If the game case was green too, that'd be perfect.
>>147325864
>Eao's House
>Eao~
>Uwa, what's gotten you so self-conscious
>I want boobs
>Uh, if you could forgive me, I... can't really help with that...
>Sorry...
>>147341260
Based translatoranon. Can I suck your dick?
>>147341260
shit, that's not what I expected at all...
>>147341812
Why does she look so discomforted? Bad stomach?
that's better
callie you're so bad at this, you're letting it drip everywhere, you're supposed to lick around the whole thing oh my god what are you doing
>>147342597
callie...
"discussion"
I REJECT MY HUMANITY! CALLIE!!
>>147343762
Those suction cups remind me too much of ears
>>147344446
yeah, the underside of the tentacles should never be anything but white. it looks like she has an infection.
>you get to go to inkopolis and be a dank squidkid
BUT
>if you do not kill marie within a year, callie will kill you
>>147344985
Shame, the rest of it is alright.
>>147344985
meh
not really
>>147345089
>Also, if you kill Marie, Callie will kill you
>>147345089
id get bored of it in a year. hell, im already bored of it. kill me now, marie
>>147345089
deal
>>147345089
What happens if I kill Callie, or both at the same time?
kirby is so adorable
>>147347071
What ability would Kirby get if he ate Callie?
>>147348417
Giving diabetes and heart failure
>>147308976
>>147309423
>>147318961
Tragic.
>>147188120
http://starsleeps.tumblr.com/post/146817404680
hmm
