Fozzie is kawaii edition.
permalink: http://orph.link/eog
>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.
>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.
>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
>Focus Group Logs: https://focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/
Future:
>Soon, new shekels madness with cerebral free SP and stuff snek themed.
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
>Cap changes, fighter changes and legal drugs: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6523897#post6523897
>June 28th Sneks Supers and Titans: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/shadow-of-the-serpent-signal-the-dawn/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
Past:
>Goonswarm is dead.
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 21: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:
1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers
9001. Honorabru solo roamers
90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec
900001. C5-6 WH pvpers
Jamyl best girl
>>147235578
THAT IS NOT JAMAL SERUM
>>147235535
>mfw comfy as fuck and 90001
>>147235616
>gif
>2016
>""""""""""""""""""""""""elite""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""small"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""gang""""""""""""""""""""" pvp
>"
>>147235608
Does it matter?
>"
>typing like a faggot
>YC 118
>any pvp except for small gang or solo
inb4 muh cap blobbing
>"""""""""""""""""""""""solo""""""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""""small"""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""gang""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>147235838
>gif
>2016
anyone wanna play ASTA with me while wegrind serpentis shipyards?
What is ASTA?
>>147236710
new dank ass f2p mmo http://asta.webzen.com/en
>she posts malicious links
>>147236820
you know browsers have that built in by default for years now, dont you grandpa? who even gets viruses from websites anymore
>She willingly made herself part of the botnet
>>147236946
youre on windows you retard, lmao
>windows
>She thinks I use windows like her
>>147237027
excuse me, i prefer xir
>She has a mental illness
>She wants to use the wrong pronouns
>she
>>147237359
>gif
>2016
>implying I'm not doing this for free webms
>webm
>without sound
>2016
>>147237558
>implying i didnt consider that
>>147237563
>gif
>2016
>mfw gif is the new png
So what excuse do you have for playing this game instead of Elite: Dangerous? Do you really want to play point and click simulator with a bunch of grieffers and bullies? Or would you like to play in an enticing space sim where you actually control your ship and with a great community, gripping story, and devs that continuously and tirelessly improve the game?
Face it, you all just dont have the skills for Elite. In a year, Elite will be the premium multiplayer space game while EVE will be in the graveyard, only remembered by a community full of bullies and cheats.
>>147237712
not completely equatable
>>147237765
>>147237765
>Do you really want to play point and click simulator with a bunch of grieffers and bullies?
Yes. Point and click is the most superior game genre.
>>147237765
>mfw this fag believes elite is any good
I know this is just shitposting, but really, I fell for the elite meme when it came out and I've never been more embarrassed of wasting money on something. It's a complete piece of shit and the devs don't give a single fuck.
>36 replies
>9 posters
>he pretends it wasnt just all him with different ips
>>147237765
>and devs that continuously and tirelessly improve the game
I now you are shitposting with a pasta, but didn'T they kill ED with some ridiculous p2p file transfer or some shit?
>She fell for the EVE and E:D memes
baka desu
Star Citizen is where it's at
>>147238246
>>147238714
not an arguement
>>147239095
actually imma delete this and go post it in star citizen hol up hol up
im a trill nigga i aint standin fo dis shit mane
>You will never be this comfy
>She isn't comfy
this new station lighting is a bit silly
will concord care if i destroy a research container? kinda tired of some faggots that sit and watch while i do all the killing
>Saturday
>24k online
>slow market
D E A D G A M E
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>>147241751
The fighters were the most ADHD unit ever. No grace.muh pulsar corvette
>>147241751
>webm
>without sound
>>147242194
>caring about sound in shitty webms
>i don't know how 4chan works
>>147242449
then post a gif
>gif
>post a shitty artifacted crap instead of a proper video
>>147242514
>higher quality, more colors, smaller filesize
gif is dead m8
only unironic iphone cucks like gifs
>that one idiot that trolls with fileformats
>videos without sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk6uHhnrEt0
>his reaction image is a youtube video
>>147243002
>png
at least i has sound
>want to be comfy miner
>too busy handling 40+ orders and keeping tabs on my income and expenses
life of a non-multiboxing merchant is hard
>>147241676
>>147244424
I ASKED A SERIOUSAL QUESTIONS PLEECE ANSER
>>147241676
Leave highsec.
>>147239683
>my favourite gas huffing zone in null was disrupted by the stupid war
Kill me. It had just enough danger to safety ratio to reach the perfect comfy zone and it was reliable dosh. Now it's dead forever.
>>147245687
I've done cloud ring a few times, was comfy
>join Certified-Organic corp
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>download TS3
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Error Slack not found
>Blame Mussah
>Set up Facebook corp group (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my RF Cap Battery Vengeance"?
>"Yes you can bring Attack Frigates but you need to download the new Attack Frigate mumble plugin v0.2 first anon go to this link anon https://a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- anon are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking, stops responding
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.
>vengeance
>attack frigate
>look mom I posted it again
Anyways, where are those OGB fixes?
>still no Brown Recluse Guristas tactical destroyer
>attack
It's assault
>AFs
>even approaching useful in any sense
Whatever niche they had was entirely destroyed by the existence of T3Ds.
ban assault frigates
no it was destroyed by t1 cruisers and navy frigates years ago
>omg you have to only fly these perferct stats ships, how dare you to undock in non perfect ship hurr
>t. svipul nigger
>tfw instawarp wreathe
>gank shitters cant even get a lock
>>147246957
>mfw its like an assault frigate
>cephei kells
Whats the point of blockade runners when everyone wants to gank just because of the cargoscan immunity? Worst investment ever.
>>147247340
You are basically untouchable if done right.
With cloak and bonus to warp acceleration speed nobody will ever lock you when warping, and with instadock bookmarks plus warp landing immunity nobody can ever lock you before you dock.
I move over 20bil in cargo from lowsec to Jita for L5 mission items every week for the past 3 years and I have never been even locked.
Also the point of this ships is that their investment is really small vs JFs and you don't require outside help from other pilots/alts.
>>147247340
all that means is you probably shouldn't autpilot with them, even though I do it sometimes when empty and nothing had has happened. people can want to gank you all they like, it's not possible if you're at the keyboard and turning your cloak on
more like best investment ever
>>147247340
I dunno. I havent expanded my trading outside of highsec but Im working on it, might get a BR to go into low and null. I love my wreathe though. Extremely fast and speeds to warp as fast as an interdictor.
>>147247806
You can make it warp faster than interceptor speeds with a single warp speed rig, its pretty nuts and max comfy.
If I ever had to move PLEX for some reason it and I had no JF, it would be on a BR for sure.
>>147248007
Right now Im making a steady 1 bil a week with my trade and industry, and Im training up to buy the Minmatar BR, cant remember its name. I have a Mamoth as well but it doesnt have as much agility as I hoped. Would a Mastodon be worth it for large loads, or would it be better to train up another race indie? I only really use my Wreathe for small loads between hubs and my Mammoth to haul materials and finished products to and from my production station, anything else I use couriers.
>>147248404
>another race
all 4 deep space transports have the same size fleet hangar. they're all really good
>when you find da content
>>147248564
Alright. Thank you anon.
Did you train your shuttle master certificate 5 skills yet, /dog/? Why not? This will make you fly every single ship in the game better.
>tfw no navy moa
>>147250065
>navy moa comes out
>10% hybrid optimal range
>damage bonus removed
>tfw no imperial avatar
>tfw you realise most EVE players kill themselves
>>147250490
Why would you kill yourselve when you can die naturally at your keyboard?
>You will never learn korean and go on their battleship roam and shit on provi
how do you watch mangos without learning koran?
audiotapes
>>147250998
>doing market pvp with one other guy
>goes on for a couple of days, we are the only ones trading this item
>suddenly he stops updating his order
>make bank out of it
>more people enter the market, price falls quite a bit
>still profitable so keep producing it
>goes on for weeks and weeks, his order is still there way above everyone else
>a few days ago his order finally expired and dropped out of the market
i-i hope hes okay
I feel like there is a higher calling for me in this game. As someone who was born in Russia and immigrated, being able to communicate easily in both english and russian, there must be some sort of double agent trickery I could do, but what?
>>147252606
subtitle russian pvp videos and get youtube ad revenue
translate ruskie into english for CCP interviews of russian AT groups and get compensated by ccp for your efforts.
translate english into ruskie so ruskies can listen to CCP inverviews.
translate the o7 show into ruskie, and get youtube ad revenue.
This isn't rocket science m8
>>147252606
>join tengoo
>get rusfags to kill them
>>147252325
He probably slit his wrists and jumped from the nearest bridge.
B4R m8s pls dont biomass irl or the game population will suffer
>actually believing that b4r isn't just attention whoring contest
can you load one characters ui to another
>>147247647
>I move over 20bil in cargo from lowsec to Jita for L5 mission items every week for the past 3 years and I have never been even locked.
Why do you go from lowsec to highsec? Every L5 mission hub has an LP store in highsec itself
>he doesn't know about passive targeting cargo scaners
>>147254581
they don't work on BR's Not that they could catch you anyway. Same with instawarp frigs, interceptors and those luxury yachts
>He actually thinks cloaky camping is a problem
>He actually thinks JF's are a problem
>He actually thinks Blops are a problem
>He actually thinks 1hz ticks are a problem
>He actually thinks AF's are totally fine
>He actually thinks 2 mids are totally fine
>He actually thinks T3D's aren't a problem
>He actually thinks instablap carriers aren't a problem
>He actually thinks the prolific and toxic use of comms isn't a problem
>he
>>147255097
Attack helicopters
>>147255097
Hourly reminder that solo or small gang are the only legitimate forms of pvp in this game
Hourly reminder that CCP legit thought doing an event site over and over again for 750 times is engaging content for players and to reward for the hundred hours they'd spend doing so they gave them 100k SP accelerator and an ingame shirt
>i participated in the sandbox and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
>look guys I complained again
>hurrrr u cant say anything bad about muh game pls dont insult it p-pls
third party here lads
it's not about complaining about the game explicitly, its about complaining about the game *here*. what you say here isn't constructive: everyone here already knows this event is completely retarded bullshit.
if you want to complain and contribute to a change, go yell about it on reddit. if you want to complain without contributing to change, join white stag discord and jerk off in a corner with saronsen about layers of jewish consipracy
>>147257634
>FC what is cathartic release?
>contribute to a change
Hahaha what a retards. As expected of an oruzer. Lmfao just disband kill yourselves already you shitters.
>oruzer
lmao can you read nigger, BLAXBGON
get out of here nigger
poor as fuck FC right now commanding 3 trash cans 1 huge container full of trash is searching for a job: any one needs bomber or tier 3 FC ?
>Xe doesn't know how to tripfag
>tier
Question: What advantage does the Astero have over an empire covert ops frigate?
>>147260506
way more DPS and tank with covops on top. good combat shit the astero
>>147260506
the astero is a pvp ship
>>147260564
what kind of combat PVE can it run? I fly a buzzard, and my biggest issue is basically having to avoid any good sites to solo because they have guards
>>147260506
it's easier to skill for, so noobs like it, even though it costs a lot more so if you fuck up and die then you lose more
a lot of faggots have this idea about killing other explorers with it, but that's just a meme and basically never happens, they're probably just shitters living in shit class wormholes and killing a heron every month
a cool thing you can do with an astero is sleeper caches and gas hacking sites - you get shot a little bit in these sites, and a covops can't deal with that
>>147260665
3/10 at most
>>147260785
>gas hacking sites
i didn't know these were a thing until yesterday, what do you get from them
Tell me about Sansha. Why does he love the wolfgirls?
>>147261393
Impalnts, skillbooks and reaction bpcs, but don't even think about doing them in astero. Even the shittier one has towers and 3 elite cruisers. Stratios is the thing you want.
>>147261610
i was flying a covops anyways, training for a memegu so maybe i'll come back with that when its finished
>>147261393
I've only done a couple of shit-tier ones so far, they seem to have assorted booster-related things. I got 3 standard exile blueprints from one today, not bad for 5 minutes of hacking. the other 2-3 I did just dropped <1m shit
>>147261610
don't be such a faggot, just fit an ab and some tank. piss easy
>that one chick who is an attention whore
>that one guy who is the beta cuck orbiter
>yfw they're in every roam
>be a girl
>join a large null alliance
>get on comms and introduce self
>"IS THAT A FEMALE EVE PLAYER??? IF U NEED ANY HELP GETTING AROUND THE GAME LET ME KNOW K? I CAN HELP"
>>147261990
i pay girls on fivr to do this for me, i make billions a month
>>147261990
>grill
>eve
https://zkillboard.com/kill/54908655/
>>147262685
>>147262685
>damage: 60
>>147262685
Nice work. Estalrex faggot, now stop posting in /eog/
did you get your 10k sp today anon-chan?
>>147262685
how does that even happen
>>147263046
>t. cucked by ccp games
>>147263370
m8 I will be able to station spin in any ship, while you will have to do it in t1 frigs
>>147263046
update your shitposting bot.
Why does CCP acknowledge the fact that if this game worked at more than 1hz mining would actually be a more profitable profession because you would be getting ore at a high hz than just 1hz? It's beyond fucking unbelievable that a game in 2016 still runs at 1hz and that players are honky dory with it.
>>147263961
>players are ok with the game
1hz is fine, l2p
>>147264103
prove it
>>147265114
prove it isn't
>>147265727
I just did
>>147263961
the onus is on u faggot
what kills bombers dead?
>>147265810
admitting defeat then, git gud faggot. get rekt
>>147265902
Cruisers and frigates and deatroyers
>>147265909
u r the one admiting defeat, you can't even say that 1hz is fine with a straight face bcuz u r gay
>>147266454
its fine tho, homo guy.
>small gang forms up
>somebody asks if he can bring his arty vagabond
>game slow as fuck
>OMG i want my apm!!!
Try starcraft
When are they finally going to reduce the tick to 0.1Hz for a truly cinematic experience
I hope soon. Probably when AF will be good in one of the future patches.
>>147268687
most likely after the capital rebalance in early august
prorator
>amarr industrials
>Rorqual logs in on a poco as your fleet enters local
So, /eog/, I've got a hypothetical situation
lets say you're a wormhole corp with a small number of members
and lets say, an enemy corp logs a POS killer fleet with 14 oracles, 4 logis, and several tanky defense ships
What fleet comp do you use?
Bonus points for the less ships required
>>147272523
>a POS killer
>oracles
I'd bring fast brawly shit, T3D's will do easily.
>>147272523
>What fleet comp do you use?
I sd 3 dreads.
>>147272608
>T3Ds will do easily
anon T3Ds can do anything, that's why they fucking exist
>>147261864
>that one player who is a female canuck libcuck.
>"The only difference between us and americans is that we care about people, you just have to face that fact."
I want to see my great nation raze her home to ashes in my lifetime.
>>147273443
Soon they will have to go back, friend.
>>147273665
>you will never have Rhodesia as your northern ally instead of canada
https://youtu.be/QVCzYLxBK74
Why even live.
>alternate between /eog/ and /pol/
>forget which tabs I'm in and legitimately get confused
so that explains the brexit argument shitposting a few threads back
>>147275214
Thats all my allaince slack and mumble was filled with too tbf. Thats probably just a lot of the EVE population.
>>147274901
/pol/ is not blue you lying poseur
>>147275471
>not using Tommorow for decreased eye strain
t. neetpro
>>147275471
>xe doesn't use appchan x with the yatsuba purple seaweed theme on all boards.
smhtbhfam
>>147275471
summer /eog/ folks
>>147275560
>>147275725
t. redditors
never EVER reply to me again
>tfw eve is /pol/
>tfw not possible to build literal space walls
>>147276006
Redditor mad he got called out
guys how do I solo gang?
>>147274901
Baka NNB poster.
>>147276779
links and garmur
>>147275970
have any of you seen a Drifter yet?
>>147280387
they aren't very interesting
>>147261990
I have heard qutie a few women in this game, probably more than on any other game and you ebin greenpost doesn'r reflect what I experienced.
So you're either lying or are an underage faggot befriending other underage cuckfags.
>underage
>playing eve
>playing eve
>page 10
I want to buy a time machine
Fuck all these useless skills
>all this time i have to wait for my titan skills to grief jita
>tfw log in
>tfw just in time to dunk a nerd in a bling fit
>>147284956
Time machines only cost 635 mil anon.
>>147285235
Can someone explain the evolution of calling people nerds being a thing again? Is it because being a nerd is a hip thing now?
>>147285268
They don't give me shit, because I already have 70M sp
>>147286056
Just buy twice as much then goy.
>>147286332
5x as many m8
>>147286670
>I can't do simple math.
>there literally isn't even an option that is 5x the extremely selective default of 500k sp.
If you have 70m sp from what I understand you can math out how much SP you will need and then inject that much and it will stay at 300k sp per an injector until you actually apply the SP past 80 mil. It also won't retroactively reduce your SP gains.
The people that injected a bunch of SP and got maxed characters got 500k sp from every injector because they never applied the SP until they had all the sp injected.
>>147287247
Why would CCP make this system so easy to game?
https://zkillboard.com/kill/54894769/
F
>>147286056
if you have disposable income why not buy skill injectors even if they give just 150k? Your money is just losing value by sitting in your wallet.
okay actually can we get intelligent orbit path selection? like not running into shit when theres plenty of room where it wont have to in another path? come on dude
>>147290950
>people fly AT ships unironically
What purpose do they serve other than a silly way to brag about how rich you are?
>tfw you win
>raven
>not typhoon
>>147294267
But why does it look like a brown Tengu?
>>147294736
tengu wishes it could be cute like typhoon
>you will never marry a Typhoon in real life
>>147292438
What did you mean by this?
tfw
>>147296338
It doesn't look good anyways.
>1 tick
>splashran confirmed
>You will never be as good at this game as PERUNGA
Why even live?
But no seriously, when is the svipul getting nerfed?
>She loses to Svipuls
>Xe logs in while svipuls exist
>She can't beat Svipuls
>it dies in a svipul
>he
>xe
>it
>point out something is underpwoered means your bad
>point out something is overpowered means your bad
/eog/ in a nutshell.
>She isn't good
>>147309493
Theres no actual discussion, its just shitposting and crap memes
>She is bad
>they can't understand the discussion inherent in the shitposting
What is best covops scout?
Damage type aside, what should i consider when choosing a bomber?
>in before someone posts a link to w*ngsp*n
>>147309952
the only real difference between the bombers is their damage type, fitting, and slot layout.
Generally you want your bomber to have good fitting, damage and a good damage type. Generally people like the purifier or manticore since they have a good slot layout.
How come in EVE Corax and Raven are different ships yet irl they refer to the same bird?
>>147310072
Not all ravens are coraxes but all corax's are ravens
>>147310050
I thought Purifier and Hound are the only worthwhile bombersbecause damage type
>>147310231
Well that might be true specifically for wormholes but stealth bombers are useful for other things
Help me /eog/ I am possibly retarded, me being new notwithstanding
What does it mean by all those WH shit like "static" "rolled" "connection" "control"
Maybe I should have become a null babby instead
>>147310974
Ok so lets pretend you're in a wormhole.
Your wormhole might have a "static" of a certain value. Lets say this wormhole of yours has a C5 static. A C5 Static in your Wormhole means that no matter what time of day or no matter how many holes open up and close you will ALWAYS have a C5 wormhole connected to you at all times. It might not be the same C5 it could be any C5, point is you have one.
"rolled" or "rolling a hole" means purposely closing a wormhole by maxing out the mass travelled through it. Generally wormhole corps have dedicated wormhole rolling ships with very very high mass.
a "connection" is just your connection to another space whether it be worm or known space.
>>147311254
Don't post misinformation you retard
>>147311687
nothing I said was wrong
>>147311254
What a letdown. I thought anoikis was truly random, instead it's just slightly random.
All the more cancer to enable risk averse faggots. After all, no risk-averse nigger would go into a place where everything is randomly determined.Tfw starting to think this isn't the game for me and subbing was a mistake
>>147312361
Well people roll for numerous reasons
1. to close out holes they don't want so others can't come in
2. to roll a new static so that they can get fresh content
3. to hopefully roll into someone who is doing sites and hopefully catch them running them
>>147312361
At least you don't have cloaky campers cucking you out of playing the game in the only way you find enjoyable.
