NOFUN Shitlordery edition
Clans:
EU-NOFUN
http://eu.wargaming.net/clans/500011239/
NA-GOYIM
http://na.wargaming.net/clans/1000022908
>where do i look up tanks
tanks.gg
>how do i get platoons
get some friends
alternatively join NOFUN or GOYIM or ask in the/vg/ channel
>>147201769
I mean PLSGO
nice try
fuck everyone south of the equator, except smh_tbh
>>147202446
what about rev
>>147202446
southern hemisphere literally dindu nuffin
enjoy your nuclear wars and genocide while we live in literal paradise
>>147202446
rude
I fucking hate this game why do I even keep playing this garbage shit
>>147203031
at least you don't have 60,000 battles like goatti and dolan
>>147201769
Oh him. He has a furry avatar and used to be a furlabs regular. I see they still blame everything wrong in their lives on PLSGO.
>>147203083
I don't even have 1000
how bad of an idea is it to run the m103 with the stock gun instead of free exping the shit 120mm?
i didnt minded to grind the guns on other t9 too much, but this gun wasnt even adequately at tier 8
>>147203368
You need at least the first 120mm if you want it to be playable in the slightest.
>>147203368
198 pen is going to be suffering, but tanks using their stock guns a tier higher always get upgraded stats to dpm and gun handling so it might not be too bad with copious use of apcr
>>147203368
the 1st 120mm is not a bad gun, use it
>looking up tonks on wikipedia
>find this
wtf Russia
>>147203141
No wonder you hate this game. Did the big bad KV-1 ignore all your shots again?
Because fuck the KV-1. Most aptly named tank in the history of tanks. Fucking piece of shit that can't do anything well, but no matter what you do nobody can get rid of the fucking thing.
>strongholds
>team battles
>clan wars divided by tiers
Well I see many things changed since the last time I played this game, do they still give free tonks in CW?
>>147208256
I'm tier 6 now and yes I don't fucking penetrate the tier 8 niggers which pisses me off
Why am I getting matched against tanks in higher tiers that I have no hope of fucking damaging what's the fucking point, just go into the game and say "yeah I can't penetrate anyone cool game"
>>147208827
probably because youre most likely playing a scout tank you mong
>>147208913
Heavy
>>147208827
Because now they expect you to buy gold rounds.
>>147208827
Shoot them in the side.
I'm not even kidding, just shoot them in the side. You're bottom tier, play like a little bitch and wait for the enemy to show you their side.
>it's an oberst is afk and preventing us from destroying every tier 8 stronghold team on the server episode
>>147208256
Best page
>>147211743
>no actual anime girl on top of your tank while in game
WG please
this game is so BS without 6th sense btw
>>147212980
How can you not know when you're not spotted unless you're doing something dumb and driving through a forest first?
Use your scouts, sixth sense isn't even mandatory for a 1st skill.
>>147213241
but i am the fucking scout, anon
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as of july 2, 2016 (EST kids) i am now the "top meme" of the board. thank you.!!!!
>>147212980
"GRIND THE GRINDENING"
You might be right, but if you are it doesn't speak well for the "fun" of the game if you have to deal with the interminable grind to get skills to really play.
>>147211743
I miss watching first time players drive out into the field in Malinovka.
I remember when I did it, teaches you caution quickly.
>>147213408
>admitting to being underage at the current moment
>>147213408
"........................"
>>147213408
you are more of a faggot than I predicted.
go away.
>>147213408
that face does not look like something that would project your voice
Why did armored warfare fail so badly
>>147220541
0 advertising
What tanks do you pad WN8 in?
>>147224870
cant you statfags just play the game normally?
>more butthurt over the free premium on console being behind timed OPs
This is getting hilarious, I hope they keep throwing tanks at us.
>>147201769
Hey /wotg/ I just started the game and keep getting my shit pushed in every game, I'm in a T3 Panzerkampfwagen 38(t), the whole enemy team is all T4-5, do I just have to deal until I have the exp to also get a T4? Or is it really just a case of getgud?
>>147225404
Yes goyim the 38tNA will fix everything
>>147225404
You dun goofed. The next tank in line is a scout tank, meaning you will go up against tanks that are up to +3 tiers ahead of you and if you don't know how to scout at all then you'll end up going through the worst grinds in your life.
>do really shittily
>win match
>do really well
>lose match
who /fuckingrigged/ here?
>>147225707
I know that feel.
>>147225707
>make reroll to get T95E2
>choose line that depends completely on DPM until T9
>everybody turns to shoot me every single time I'm spotted, regardless of situation, because I'm just barely purple
I've made a horrible mistake.
>>147225404
Drop the line and go down the PzIV route with the tier 3 and 4 PzIVs.
>>147225404
Once you know what you're doing you can play competently without APCR, or trained crews or anything like that at every tier. Play a more forgiving tank like the KV-1 to learn the basics, scouts are the hardest class to learn.
>>147225902
>everybody turns to shoot me every single time I'm spotted, regardless of situation, because I'm just barely purple
Reality check.
Barely anyone actually runs xvm and people are shooting at you because you did the retarded thing and exposed your tank.
>>147225902
t. fake unicum
>>147226113
>>147226102
But light tanks are all I can really get so early on. How am I meant to not play them to unlock better tanks further down the tech tree?
>>147226498
Light tanks don't start functioning as light tanks until tier 5. Below that World of Tanks is basically an arcade shooter where you just run around and sanic zip around blast everything and most tanks are very similar to each oter. The real game starts at tier 5 or 6.
You're meant to just power through it, the grind from 1-5 is tiny compared to say 8-10, it's frustrating only because the meta is so out of whack at those tiers.
>>147226498
Light tanks don't start getting scout match making until tier4.
Everything below tier4 is basically a medium anyway.
>>147226693
Okay, so I guess I will just have to hide behind our Med/Heavy tanks and pewpew the Artillery fags with my Pz 2 till I have the exp for the Pz 3, then 4.
Any tips on flanking without getting dead instantly?
>>147226796
Only pop up when the enemy is reloading
>>147226198
Enough people do that it's noticeable. And I'm talking
>end of game
>come up behind heavies brawling
>our heavy is 1 or 2 shots away from death
>I'm pretty healthy
>heavy I flanked turns around and shoots me before dying
Every time.
>>147226381
Well no shit, it's a reroll. I'm barely blue on main, I just want a T95E2.
>>147226885
>guy shaves off your health so you and the heavy can be one shot kills for the rest of his team
>"he's doing it on purpose because I'm purple!!!"
Your green is showing
>>147226974
well memed
Why do so many streamers, especially the ones playing vanilla, complain about xvm sniping because someone YOLO'd them? No one can even see that they're unicums unless they recognize the player or for some reason go on wotlabs to look people up before the match starts.
>>147227183
W-what? Do you not know what XVM does as it's basic feature?
>>147227321
Unless they changed it, your stats are never visible to others if you don't have the stats activated.
>>147227482
I've never heard of that. If I can see everybody's stats whether they have XVM or not, other people obviously can too.
>>147227856
Back when I actually had stats activated, admittedly 2-3 years ago, I never saw the stats for many people. When Aslain added that xvm active icon to his mod pack a while back, the ones that were grey didn't have their stats visible. I would understand if the person never "registered" on the xvm site have no visible stats, but there were people who clearly did have it activated with their stats hidden.
>>147208493
2 or 3 times a year yes
How can the E5 be allowed to be so forgiving? I constantly see people go full retard and get away with it in this tank
Sometimes I wonder why I'm even playing tanks that aren't heavies
Light tanks are just suffering and give no rewards
>>147229919
What? Heavies are one dimensional boredom, light tanks are pure fun, and they give great wn8 values
>wotlabs gives my session stats the complete wrong avg tier, fucking it over
>in the 7 day and 30 day and 60 day it's completely fine
So what FOV is everyone using?
>>147229919
>shoot something 4 times
>get blue wn8
Light tanks are for padding wn8
>>147229919
Some of the light tanks legitimately do suck ass, but the Chaffee is still my best performing tank by far. Having 460 view range and vert stab at tier 5 is just broken, and you can compensate for low penetration by pressing 2. It's basically like playing a medium tank with less HP in exchange for better soft stats. "Scouting" is for scrubs.
>>147230554
Max.
Why does Cromwell bounce so much, despite being so square and thin?
>>147231457
easy to hit side armor at autorichochet angles because it's so thin
>last weekend
>grind 50k xp for a free tank/slot
>this weekend
>grind 50k xp for 5 personal reserves
>>147234791
kill yourself weeb cancer
New EU player here, does anyone have an invite code or something to get me started? I read that WoT give those away a lot.
>>147239024
YOGSCAST
EU is here to pay, not to play. Russians and Fats are here to play.
Just buy premium and stop whining, cow.
>>147238280
no you
>>147239024
you can do the refer a friend program in addition to an invite codeit gives you some nice starter missions
shit player here
If i pay for the training of a commander do I get to pick the awareness perk immediately?
I'm playing lights and goddam that sound godly
>>147240064
You can only pay to train a crew member to 100% in their major qualification. After that you have to play more in order to train their crew skills. Some crew skills come into effect right away when you start training them, and some only come into effect when they reach 100%. The most important skill to get is Sixth Sense on your commander, but it only comes into effect when it's at 100%. For a light tank crew, you should train all of your crew members in camouflage first, and then when your commander reaches 100% training in camouflage, you should pay 20,000 credits to reset his crew skills and get Sixth Sense instead.
>>147241084
Really, you should just train repairs after camo up to 40% then retrain to get sixth sense. If you just retrain when camo is 100%, you are going to spend some time without having sixth sense activated still.
What are the 121 and 113 good at or good for? What roles do they play?
>>147241930
heaviums
>>147241930
They are good for being a medium with a heavy gun and a heavy with medium mobility.
>>147242428
>>147242364
Thanks, heres some (you) for your trouble
Panther 2... Can't take it anymore, so close to rageselling this piece of shit
Should I buy the T32 or Pershing?
>>147241084
>>147241396
so how does this retraining to another tank works
because this is already sounding expensive. should I get a premium tank instead of a elite crew
>>147243862
You put the crew into the new tank
You retrain them
20k per crew member. They are at 90%.
>>147243969
ah so its just the need to get 10% on them
well this might do it for me.
what skills do I put on a medium? ill likely need different crews for them, I'm climbing the centurion line
>>147244205
>centurion line
Anyways, camo on the commander and loader, snap shot smooth ride, retrain commander into sixth sense and loader into safe stowage. From there pretty much whatever you want.
This tank is so good.
>>147244268
>camo over repair meme
>camo over viewrange meme
>>147244205
repair bia then all the placebo skills
>tier V game
>the flank I'm on consists of fast tanks
>get to right position before the enemy does, but I'm all alone
>the T40, T67, and PZ IIIK stay way, way behind in less favorable positions
>ask them to move up
>T67: I have no armor
Yep, nevermind you are in what is probably the most broken tier V or anything.
>>147243840
ANSWER ME
>>147245317
I guess pershing
>>147245359
No I'm buying the T32.
>>147245620
like I give a fuck nigga enjoy your garbagecan t8 tank
>>147232215
so generous
>>147245914
I will. I'll also enjoy not buying the tank you told me to buy.
What do with CW gold, was thinking aboutT-34-3
>>147246310
>pref MM
>122mm
can't go wrong with that
>>147246310
get the löwe
>>147246310
Kys
>>147246310
The T-34-3 is wonderful, treat it like a turreted TD and you'll be fine
>http://worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000277/team/1000062889/
pw: Benis
Come join the Nagger Hating team today!
>>147247479
wow, could you possibly be even more ignorant?
>t. triggered plebbitor
>>147247479
>http://worldoftanks.com/en/tournaments/1000000277/team/1000062889/
What are the parameters of the tournament? Might join, just don't expect me to not be shit
>>147247668
Wow bigot
>>147246704
It would be on sale now, but fug tanks that slow.
>>147246310
panter acht acht
>>147247771
kek
>>147247668
>we get into the top 16 and we get spotlighted with the big boy clans
maybe I should change it just incase
>>147247694
Steppes, 4 Tier-6 tanks and 1 Tier-4 tank, so having a cromwell is recommended and if you have a luchs or chinese stuart would be plus
>>147247954
>maybe I should change it just incase
nah, they have given spotlight to furfags
3rd mark soon :^)
>play med
>lose
>play heavy
>lose
>play light
>explode and lose
>play arty
>drown self or yolo rush cause last man standing against most of the enemy team
>>147248804
Tfw I'll never be a unicum like loituma
>>147248967
keep trying!
>>147249270
Why haven't you obtained your jaegeroo yet
>>147249306
I don't want it
>>147249451
Why not
i want the e25 so bad, it's so OP, will it ever return?
>>147249643
why?
>>147249270
Can you give me some of your meme magic?
Is EU fucking dying? I keep getting DCs.
>>147249846
just be yourself and watch girls und panzer, it works for me
>>147249963
I've played all day without any issues
Got my first 5 grill crew. Where should I put them in?
Jagdpanther: Current crew is on 66% on first skill only, but I don't really enjoy playing TDs and only got it for personal missions.
T-10: Haven't bought it yet, but I'm keeping IS-3, so need a new crew if I buy it.
T49: Same as T-10.FV304
>>147250696
what did he mean by this?
>>147250230
Their hands should be ripped off reloading like that
Fucking what
>>147251015
What DID he mean by this?
>>147248808
>Play today
>Just keep losing
The event is horrible. I lost all my games today and whole grind is pointless. Ping is high my team is siemka. I just want my stats back.
>>147251568
>2nd class
it's your team and not you :)
>>147251676
It's a Japanese tank. I either do 1k+ damage or get killed on spawn.
>>147251335
really makes you think
>>147251335
>>147251015
>>147252356
just thingken of life
>>147252454
Really makes you meme
GUYS I HAVE SOLVED IT!
To win at world of tanks you have to have the biggest alpha thats it! ust have the biggest alpha in the tier and you will win 100%
Independence day reference?
>>147252832
>proceeds to cry about muh t10 op russian meds
make up your mind shitter
>>147252907
Premonition to Clinton winning election
>>147251110
nah, they know what they're doing
top memer reporting in on bday senpai 8)
>>147251676
>>147251849
Tbh it's even worse I can't even win in premium tanks. . .
>>147252832
>Sturer Emil is an awesome tank and totally a great Tier VII TD
>>147254994
indeed
>>147254994
the one time I fired and penned all 15 of my 128 shots, the second I fired the last round my computer fucking bluescreened. not even kidding.
Im ligging de new panzer 3 aus gggg :DDD
93.93%
![f6dd445c0f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rfqpDxm.jpg "f6dd445c0f[1].jpg")
T-34-3 seems fun so far!
>>147257928
>GUP EU
sup reddit
>>147258078
lel, at least it has good alpha so you're practically blue with these 2 pens :^)
>>147258198
>sup reddit
>not heΙΙο reddit
>>147258198
>>147258495
jelly of best clan logo EU :^)
>>147258617
>best clan logo
>isn't spurdo
pick one
>>147258841
you didn't think this post through, did you?
>>147258078
should've bought the löwe like I told you to
WoT's EU website called me a leaf
I'm deebly goncerned
>>147259237
what did he mean by this?
>The T32
>>147260698
Stop being bad
>>147260698
just shoot gold
>he has AP shells on his tank if there's an option to take APCR
>>147262096
Where are the centurions?
Why are the ikv91 and strv 103 at tier 10?
I hate my life
>>147262279
tier 10 lights are probably going to happen. Centurions are not needed and strv 103 is tier 10 td because WG
>>147262096
>Swedish tree
>White inside black
I think that should be the other way round
>>147262404
Ikv is too new for wot desu and strv 103 would suck at tier 10 unless the gun was insane
>>147202446
Talk shit about Lenny one more time, see what happens.
![ikv_91_prototyp-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2xLtsob.jpg "ikv_91_prototyp-1[1].jpg")
>>147262520
Well the strv 103 shouldnt be a TD in the first place but WG so it is. and the UDES 03 is happening as tier 8 in the "td branch" and its from 1973. The ikv 91 prototype is from 1969
>>147210147
What did he mean by this?
>>147262718
Ikv would be harder to balance than the s tank, and the s tank is 60mm armor and not at all fast
>>147262953
Poorly arranged subtitling explaining the desertion punishments.
>>147263012
>and the s tank is 60mm armor and not at all fast
got bad news for you.
And i dont see what would be hard to balance about the ikv 91. The prototype is 15 tons and has a 67kph top speed, 22hp/t power to weight ratio, a 90mm gun and so on. Its not got any real armor but neither do most lights.
>>147263262
Wikipedia is 50-70mm and I thought I've read it as 60mm elsewhere
IKV is fucking plastic and not at all small (at least one at bovington)
>Lose all but one game for a full hour
>Past the point of caring anymore, keep playing for another hour because I want some x5s while I still have the premium time
>Win every game without doing anything differently
Sure glad WR is related to skill in this game.
>>147263262
How would gun traverse work? Does it have any
Gun depression makes sense as stb in game should have hydropneumatic suspension but is just given the 10 degrees
>>147263558
>i am really good at this game, my teams just suck that's why i'm green
>>147263558
>what is consistency
>what is sample size
>>147263656
WR is a meme
![TaTFgcE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/joMdUYu.jpg "TaTFgcE[1].jpg")
50kph and 18hp/t isnt that bad in terms of mobility for the strv 103B. Plus it will get the dozer blade and the spaced standoff armor.
>>147263476
Its got spaced armor on the sides. But yeah its not that small, but its still smaller than the t54 lightweight so i dont really see the problem.
>>147263602
Traverse works just like if you move your cursor out of your field of traverse on a td. Basically like any other td except the hull needs to move when doing so.
>>147264194
Green is good for WR, to even claim enough influence to be consistently above 50% without being a tryhard is pretty good.
>>147263992
No I mean s tank looks like it can't move the gun left or right at all
>>147264293
It can't, the gun is fixed.
>>147264402
That'll suck then
>>147262096
What are the medium line tanks (to right of the 3 heavies)
>>147264265
lol
>>147265770
>he buys reference cards
>he doesnt wait for board partners to improve upon them
>>147264525
It will work just like any other td jus that the hull rotates along with the fixed gun as you aim.
>>147264734
You will get the tier 1-7 meds with the heavies as well as the TD branch when the tree is first introduced. The three top tier meds will probably come a long with the light tanks.
Anyway to get to your question
Strv m/21-29 > Strv m/38 > Strv m/40K > Lago > Strv m/42 > Strv 74 > Leo > Lansen 28 ton > UDES 14A > UDES 15/16
>>147264798
Just saying, you could kill yourself every game and your WR would be what... 45%?
>>147201769
Which gun should I have on the M5 Stuart? The stock cannon or the autocannon?
The stock is anemic as shit but the autocannon can't pen for anything.
>>147265973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head-Smashed-In_Buffalo_Jump
>>147265990
Better hope the dispersion on traverse is good then
>>147266191
less than that in top tiers
>>147265796
lmao
>>147266324
Aren't they the same? Anyway if you ever use freeXP to completely skip a tank, the M5 Stuart is one of the most worthy.
>>147267106
I've almost got the 13k for the Chaffee, so no reason to spend the XP.
I think you might be right on the guns.
What did he mean by this?
>>147267338
You are a small guy
>4 team no-showing in my 1v1 bracket
I really don't know why anyone online doesn't sign up for these, it's literally free gold most of the time.
>>147267106
Yeah, you're right. They're both identical except for weight and RoF.
Well, that answers that.
oh fugg I completely forgot
>>147268184
RIP
>>147267690
b-but I won
Hmm, the 'rushdown the autoloading bulldog' thing is riskier than it seems. It takes ~15 seconds to get to the guy even if he doesn't move and it's not that hard to evade/stall for another 15.
>>147268090
only trash tournaments this week on EU
>>147267690
>>147268758
I mean, I'm wondering why would you name a team "technical victory" before securing a technical defeat
>1v1 bullydog tournament
>Opponent loads HEAT
I mean, it's their credits I guess.
>>147269809
>IT AIN'T ME starts playing
>>147269809
>1v1 bullydog tournament
>bring LTTB
>win
>>147269809
>1v1 bullydog tournament
>loading APCR on my AMX 13 75
>bounce regardless
>IT AIN'T ME starts playing
>i didn't ask for this
>>147270917
It's really boring when that happens, and to an extent it doesn't really help you since everyone actually playing gets those wins too.
>>147270917
>LTTB community
>>147271160
in my case it helped because one was just the one (the guy was apparently delayed) so he got some victories after
How is the Pershing?
>SWG Didn't close down. It was destroyed by poor choices made by developers too proud to understand their own mistakes and fix them when they had the chance. All they had to do is revert the changes when we all asked them to, but they denied it saying "There's no turning back", and thus we all unsubbed and left.
>>147274526
I personally fucking hate it but compared to the abomination that is [TIER 8 MEDIUM]s its probably the best non premium one.
>>147274705
there is not a single bad tier 8 medium
not.
a.
single.
bad.
tier.
8.
medium.
>>147274812
The whole concept of tier 8 mediums is absolute garbage. You have shit DPM, often shit pen, barely passable mobility and no workable armor. It's a shame the IS3 and its copies exist which makes all T8 meds irrelevant.
>>147274587
WoT is very much becoming SWG
Inb4 WoT is too popular
So was SWG...
>>147274526
it's very good and it has ridiculous gold pen
>>147270917
>slept through 1v1 AGAIN
Just fuck my shit up, senpai. I've signed up for 3 so far, and only actually played the tier 10 one (got first place because loads of techs and ez permatracks on unicum heavies).
>>147275506
which tank did you use?
>daily goyim skirmishes
I hope this continues
>>147276242
he used the object 140, I remember hearing about it
WHY LEONARD
>>147276242
Yeah, what >>147276414 said. Obj. 140 is GOAT permatrack tank.
>>147275506
>4PM EST
>Sleeping
I hope you work during odd hours and sleep during the day. Otherwise that's too neet even by neet standards.
I don't know about you PCfats but WGNA is giving us consolebabbies another free premium in exchange for playing their game.
Starting July 15 and lasting for like, two or three weeks or something, I dunno, we have to get a total of like, 135k XP in french tanks, and we get a free CDC.
I've got an AMX 12t and AMX ELC in my garage right now. Any other tanks I should go for to be ready for the grinding?
>>147278402
It's going to rough marathoning with only two tanks, but it's probably not worth grinding out a BDR just for that.
>>147278335
that is only 1pm pst
Sleeping until 1pm isn't bad at all
>>147278909
BDR's a tier 5 heavy, right? No problems. Consolechildren get something like an extra 30% more XP and credits over their PC counterparts, so getting to t5 with premium takes like, a day.
So ELC, 12t, and BDR; good tanks to grind with, yeah?
>>147278335
>>147279020Don't have a job at the moment, and it is 4PM EST for me. Woke up at 5.
high caliber-ace-defeat combo never gets old :^)
>>147281916
>ally platoon 2
>>147283720
tricky to operate :^)
it's amazing how people manage to die after one shot of damage even in a tank with 1.5 second reload and 1800hp
>NA hours
Where's all the GOYIM guys posting 3rd class mastery games and superslav webms?
I still can't believe the T20 is this much suffering after such a fun line of American mediums
>>147285248
well I just started playing
I don't think I'm going to keep playing after this game though
>>147285248
>5pm pst
>NA hours
NA doesn't awaken until 7pm pst really, that's when tournaments start and people all get on ts
>Buy VK 36.01 H
>Don't have enough Free XP to upgrade the engine and suspension
>10 km/h on anything other than roads
>Side armor paper thin
>Turret traverse terrible
Come sweet death.
