Cloud Ring edition
permalink: http://orph.link/eog
>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.
>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.
>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
>Focus Group Logs: https://focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/
Future:
>Soon, new shekels madness with cerebral free SP and stuff snek themed.
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
>Cap changes, fighter changes and legal drugs: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6523897#post6523897
>June 28th Sneks Supers and Titans: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/shadow-of-the-serpent-signal-the-dawn/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
Past:
>Goonswarm is dead.
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 21: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
>complains about 20 tick
>plays a game with literally 1 tick
Oh boy.
>first post and already btfo
how will anon recover?
>>147016964
probably cause EVE isn't an fps
>>147016964
>tick matters the same amount in every game
>>147017105
Travelcceptors say hi.
cloud ring because the general is dead?
clever.
>>147017175
youre trolling right
>tengu
>1hz server tick is a problem because I want to kill everything with my svipul
kys
>tick rate doesn't matter because it's not an FPS
My sides.
>>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
hourly reminder that the link changes have been pushed back to autumn/fall on updates.eveonline.com
and we're supposed to be getting t3d and maybe t3c changes after citadel (so right now), but there's no word of anything
Can we not talk about inferior Blizzard games only faggots play?'
This is an EVE general.
>the tick rate isn't an embarassment!!!!!
You guys are a joke. Stop defending the shit parts of eve. 1 tick is absolutely inexcusable in any game.
OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:
1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers
9001. Honorabru solo roamers
90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec
900001.Sergaljerk Members :^)
you forgot to mention why eve needs a higher tick rate
Fuck off to
>>147012750
You've been warned.
>>147017420
ok, should we raise it to 2 tick and double the server load so that there's twice as much tidi?
just so you can instalock newbies in your svipul?
>Why should this game not have a free 1k m/s latency baked into all elements of the game?
Literal Drones everyone.
>>147017758
probably because one second of latency isn't important in EVE and 1hz tickrate lets bigger battles happen than if it were higher
we've said this like 6 times now but you just keep ignoring the posts because you don't know what to say to them
>>147017698
OR you know maybe, just maybe CCP could clean up their code for once.
Stop defending this shit.
>tick rate
>don't worry about losing the 10k sp a day, anon, boosters are coming!
>boosters arrive
>no one is selling any
>no fucking idea where to find serpentis shipyards
thx cccccccccccccccppppppppp
>>147017962
>CS:GO - 10 players - 128 Hz
>Dota 2 - 10 players - 60 Hz
>Overwatch - 12 players - 20 Hz
>Eve Online - hundreds of players - 1 Hz
why is this hard to understand?
every other game loses its shit when 40-80 players get together to do something. eve gets up to thousands sometimes. hard knocks rolled into wingspan last night and fielded 50 men on its own, not counting the wingspan and adhoc that were already there, and this is perfectly normal.
>Hard Cucks
>Wingscam
Jamyl a cute!
what is wingspan
>>147020472
a memehole gank corp run by a youtube '''''''celeberty'''''''
The young capsuleer emerged from the steaming, pink bubble bath of his capsule. Having been listed on a Vagabond kill-mail before losing his fifth tristan of the day, he sighed a sigh of triumphant relief. He's a big boy now. Looking back to the pod, grinning at his inflatable doll of Reyni that accompanied him everywhere. He blew her a kiss. One day there will be a real Reyni in there, he thought.
As he walked down the hall to his quarters, he readjusted to the feeling of artificial station gravity that made everyone move so slowly. It was a small price to bay for the rich, fulfilling experience one encounters every time they get out of their pod in a space station. As he walked down the hallway to his quarters, he noted the lack of color and decoration. He would have to schedule a pretty big makeover for this place. After taking a seat on his couch, he fired up The Scope on his screen. He didn't pay much attention to it though – he was too nervous and excited for what came next.
le funneh bomber man is my fav! he so silly!
>>147021428
Whoever used to live I these quarters had installed an ultra rare device behind that door. On the top of the door, it read “Personal Entropic Portal Emulator.” He called it the Pepe. Now it was his Pepe.. After popping several blue pills – he once tried the red pill, but it gave him a nervous breakdown – he felt ready to finally enter the Pepe. With a heavy gulp, he rose from his obsidian throne and tried the door on the left. Locked? No, he just had to kick it open.
The journal left by the previous owners suggested that the destination of the portal was not entirely random. There was an eerie connection between the hidden desires of the person entering the portal and where they would end up. The young capsuleer didn't bother to actually read the journal – after all, he's a fucking moron. He did however boast to his friends about this aspect of the Pepe, despite not understanding the words coming out of his own mouth.
He entered a dark room with a single light shining down in the center, highlighting a big green orb -that must be the Pepe. As he approached, the Pepe opened, revealing a red felt-like interior. “Gotta get inside to make it work, I guess.”
As soon as he was inside, the orb clamped down, and he experienced mind-searing pain. But as soon as the pain was upon him, it was gone. He found himself sitting on a couch, in a room just like his own quarters. Was it all a dream?. He turned his head to the other side of the couch, noticed Reyni sitting there, and immediately lost consciousness.
When he woke up, he found himself retrained, hanging over the side of the couch. Reyni was standing in front of him. She knelt down, and traced the line of his jaw with her fingertip using an erotic feather-like touch. “Is there something you want, boy?”
“I-I- - I…”
“Don't be afraid to ask, my dear”
“I-I-IWANTYOUTOSITIONMYFACE”
>>147021580
“Oh, that's a big no-no around here young man, I'm going to have to take away all your good boy points! You're going to have to earn those points back if you want to be allowed in your capsule again.“
“H-How do I do that?”
“That's easy. My friend here will show you how.”
Reyni pointed to the other side of the room. The young capsuleer twisted his neck, and saw the silhouette of a red-haired female stepping our of her capsule. She walked down the hallway in the nude. Still in the corner of his eye, she knelt before a poster of a man and said a prayer. Now that he took the time to look, the poster was a single part of a shrine dedicated to this one man. But who could it be?
As the female capsuleer rose to her feet, having finished her silent prayer, she made a salute to the poster and exclaimed “STUNT-SAMA, UGUU~!” in an unsettling foreign voice. She then knelt again, and donned a dog mask from among the objects of the shrine. The dog mask was white, and had a happy, albeit retarded look on its face.. Next, she reverently picked up a model Stratios and rose to her feet – except this was not just a model ship – once she turned around, he realized it was a strap-on. He gulped.
As he began to shiver – was it the rush of the blue pill waning, or something else? – Reyni crouched by his face and smirked. Right as the other female began to mount him, Reyni whispered something into his ear, at the exact moment of penetration: “Stay the fuck away from me and my arty vag”
>wormholes
>>147021730
He was suddenly hard as a rock. The other female continued to thrust,right up until Benji was nearing climax, only to stop and slowly resume at a snails pace. She could smell his pleasure like a Drifter smells corpses. After taking the young capsuleer on a rollercoaster of pain and pleasure for what felt like an hour, the Stratios pilot learned forward so that she could whisper in his ear, right as she began to thrust as hard as she could.
“Fucking kill yourself Benji.”
The sound of his orgasmic cry of “lol” echoed throughout the station that night.
>>147021580
whomever*
>yfw Benji is 10 times the man Maow Maow wished he could be and he is one day gonna impregnate Reyni once he is old enough to produce enough sperm in a single Tristan load
>>147022386
maow "muh ddas" maow
but seriously what does wingspan do? gank miners?
W-well?
W-what are you waiting f-for????
>>147022882
fly stealth bombers and kill carebears in wormholes, i think
it's a celebrity corp built around a guy called 'wingspantt' on youtube, who makes stealth bomber videos from the perspective of a new player even though he's been playing for like a year and a half now
for some reason he's on the CSM
>>147022882
nothing worth mentioning
>>147022978
>for some reason he's on the CSM
cause csm is just a popularity contest, 98% of the fucks they get on there have no idea about how to fix eve
>>147022978
>hes on the csm
muh ever-important newbie perspective
also he thinks hes some kind of marketing genius that can "save" Eve like he "saved" TF2
Post Ending in 9 names my new carrier
anyone remember when wingspantt proposed some capital changes back when all that was up in the air, and didn't know what a cyno was?
your illustrious CSM, folks
it's no wonder they were neutered in favor of handpicked focus groups
>>147023398
Kagerou
>>147023398
Gallente Catgirl
>>147023398
Imaizumi
>>147023398
Nozuchi.
>>147023398
Selous Scout
>>147023709
In Japanese mythology, the Nozuchi or Nodzuchi is a spirit of the earth that is found in open plains hiding in the shadows of the plants and trees. While it is not an evil or mischievous spirit, it is wild and uncontrollable, thus it will sometimes bring harm to humans it sees as intruders or threats. Its name means "God of the plains". It is also another name for the serpent monster Tsuchinoko, which is now seen more as a cryptid that takes the form of a fat snake.
what solo things is a carrier not able to instantly shitfuck, after the nerf?
>>147023986
There you go senpai
>>147025940
>>147025940
>My wife's son
>[KEK]
>[INRI]
>Christian corporation
Broski needs to kill themselves.
>>147025940
>1027x800
how is this possible?
>>147021839
Fucking kill yourself benji.
EVE is dying, so why aren't you playing Elite: Dangerous? There is literally no excuse. Go ahead and throw your dogs and will smiths at me, you have no arguments.
tfw no advanced bubble immune mining barge.
>>147026972
cause i just spent more than three times what elite costs for three months sub to a game I barely play
does elite let me do that
>>147019885
mfw you need to complete 100 serpentis sites to get a booster
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LE FUCKING MAYOOOOOO KEKED GAME
>>147026972
Why would I want to jump from a 13 year old dying game to a 1 year old dead game?
>>147026972
EVE takes more time, is designed less like a game, doesn't reward normalfags and retards without an attention span, has fights that are meaningful because the vast majority are non concensual unfair fights over resources or territory.
>>147027196
>non consensual
literal rape, I'm contacting the authorities
>>147021730
whomever* you illiterate piece of fucking uneducated shit, go fucking kill yourself in real life for real
>>147022978
mate he is more useful in the CSM that you will ever be
>>147027424
epic
>>147027585
>can't prove me wrong
>l-le k-kek hyuck hyuck hyuck
>prospect doesn't get the free warp core stab that the venture gets
>its supposed to be the elite dangerous covert ops behind enemy lines miner
For what purpose? Is there any way to mine while being safe even when hostile locals are in system? Or do you literally just have to dock up until they leave?
>>147026972
>>147028042
look at the slots and the cargo. it has 4 lows. and come on, it has a covops cloak. that's far better than warp stab bonus. it also has enough cargo for a mobile depot and refit modules
prospect is great, stop being gay
>>147028234
DELETE THIS
>>147028234
goodbye faggot
>>147026972
>>147028234
>>147026972
>mfw this is literally me in this game
> I am an angel, I an the devil.
>don't fuck with me
>>147023398
>nidhoggur
nidhoggur and hel are cute as fuck desu
Is setting up an astrohouce in a C2 wolf rayet for PI and sites worth it? I found an empty one and thought it would be a nice relaxing life.
I decided to go to stain to do some exploration and the loot was damn good. But every single person there had a killboard filled with exploration frigate kills.
I guess it must see a shitload of exploration pilots who are blind or just plain careless. Almost every fucking fit had 3-4 warp core stabs and was killed by either more than one person or something with 5 points of scram.
Making it out of null is great though because I'm super poor.
>>147030861
as profitable as stain is, its almost not worth it because of how god damn apeshit it is down south
>>147031571
I only had to run from one gatecamp (2 sabers) and that was the only thing I ran into all the way there and back. Despsite being empty the inhabitants seem perfectly fine waiting for HOURS for an explorer to wander into the site they have already scanned.
To be fair I was only there for two nights.
What's a region in null that's mostly empty and nets decent ISK? I want to fall for the exploration meme.
>>147030861
how to not die while exploring:
>don't do anything but be AFK while someone else is in local
there u go guys
>>147022892
my skillqueue to complete
>>147025940
scooby pls notice me
double biceps pose for character when
>>147032167
Pretty much.
>>147032157
Not drone space.
I haven't been there for a year and a half but it was pure shit last time I went.
Venal and branch were alright. NPC space is nice because you can easily stash all your shit in a station when you're unsure about how safe things are.
I recently re subbed just in time for the new broken docking camera. I sure do like looking at walls every other time I dock.
gib cerebral accelerators pls
rip
>>147026274
I'd only say kill themselves if they go to reddit. If its a true 4chan alliance then its fine in my book.
>>147037998Everyone that plays EVE goes to reddit
>>147038108
i dont
>>147038108I don't
>>147038120
>>147038137Don't lieIt's nothing to be ashamed ofHad CCP managed the official forums properly we wouldn't be going to reddit for EVE stuff
>>147038206
i have no reason to lie
>>147038252
>t. liar
>>147038296
explain to me why i would go to reddit for eve
>>147038206
I don't though. I'd rather not know whats going on than go to reddit. If my corp or alliance wanted me to post on reddit or use reddit in any way I'd rather get kicked from the group.
>>147038332
>>147038364
>t. redditors
>>147038414
>>147038414
Stay mad
>>147038414
>Has weak moral fibre
>"i-i-its okay everyone goes to reddit for eve!"
>"Th-they're liars they do too go to re-reddit..."
Pretty sad desu.
>>147038448
> t. sergaljerk recruiter
>>147038465
> t. projecting mad redditor
>>147038582
no one knows me here
>>147038573
>says the redditor
>>147038727
it's okay, we all know you are a shitposter and a redditor
>>147038789
dude i gave you the perfect opportunity to follow up with "yeah because they know you on reddit", but you didnt even take it
guess youre not near my level yet
>>147038894
>>147038789
>>147038727
samebrutor
Reminder that All Out died and lost all of it's batphones because Reyni demanded more control by forcing everyone onto discord
>>147039684
Nobody cares. go post about your shit corp on reddit.
>>147039684
This is why a 4chan corp is doomed to fail. You need control and command structure for eve but for many 4chan is a place where they can truly be free without any sort of responsibility. Idk maybe a group could exist but I think the only form that it could exist is with a mirco version of a coalition. Small groups of 3-5 people that enjoy playing together that on occasion do stuff together, probably with some sort of religious cult meme ceremony.
I'd never follow some faggot elected circlejerk leader.
But I might follow the guidance of memes that rule by random chance.
>>147039906
>doomed to fail
>going strong and growing
>dank kills piling up
>members are becoming obscenely rich
>clearing serpentis sites
>get two processors from cache
>wait 20 seconds
>loot again
>get four more
It keeps happening.
Why does it keep happening.
>elected
I'm guessing she was never elected
>>147040030
Is it bugged?
>>147040054
Chosen by CEO without notice, people only found out during the discord shitstorm
>>147040018
There is multiple forms of death. Becoming successful and losing your identity is probably a worse death than simply fail cascading.
It happened to bob and it happened to Goons. What ever you do, never grow up, never become the corp that becomes bloated with bureaucracy and normies. Autistic manchildren are your people.
>>147040216
>losing your identity
As if that is gonna happen to a group of memers.
>>147040363
We've already seen it happen plenty of times, you're just too new to know it.
>>147020003
Planetside . . . ?
>>147039684
I'd let Reyni force me into anything
>>147028042
It's not great. Venture is honestly more valuable due to the safety of not giving a fuck.
>>147041551
has dynamic tickrate scaling that sinks down to 5hz under high load
planetside 2 also has a player limit per continent of like 800, eve has had individual battles larger than that
>>147017758
>muh oc got used
nicefeel
All-out johnny meme era was undeniably the best.
>>147030845
is it really empty? what statics?
>>147039172
>not samekhanid
your god is dead, amarrian scum
>>147042437
whatever you say, Johnny
>getting so buttblasted about another corps 3rd party tools he has to go on /dog/ and lie
shard pls
>cha-mair-ah
I swear to god it's fucking Kai-mair-ah.
oh god help
HELP
>>147043452
.implying I'm lying
All-Out as we know it is dead. At best you guys are HK content. It's only a matter of time before you start bleeding decent members from all-out instead of graduating them to oruze.
>>147039906
>a place where they can truly be free without any sort of responsibility
this is me in goonswarm right now
there are no requirements for me to contribute or do anything or have any responsibility
>tfw shard literally sperged for hours in slack just to defend one shitty third party tool over another
>tfw he thinks threatening to freeze relations between between all-out and pizza matters when he is still all over nootkins dick
We get this 4chan corp bullshit drama every 6 months. Eventually every 4chan corp fails in some way. Some become tryhard nullsec alliances (Broski, Pizza), others die and become irrelevant (Tengoo), and others just plain die (White Tiger, probably All-Out).
The point is none of it is new you cucks
>probably All-Out
>"WAAAAH STOP USING THE CLONE OF A THIRD PARTY APP OVER ANOTHER CLONE, IT IS DESTROYING YOUR CORP"
how can one man be so delusional
>White Tiger
>>147043809
tbf discord is actually shit and ive seen stronger corps die over worse
>>147043964
to be qh i dont know whats dumber: Reyni being surprised that people react negatively to being suddenly and forcebly moved to an obviously worse program for communications just so directors get more control, or mussah for letting it happen
did the $5 content / 20 day trial extension offer end? I can't find it anymore
>Reyni forcing the move
lmbo
http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
please see line 98. This is a place where you should be able to be a part of alliances that are bitter enemies but still be able to have fun posting about EVE Online together. Regardless of what you do, anons are anons, not because of what corp we are in, or where we live in space, or what we do in space, but because we all are autists with no hope of ever escaping 4chan.
Yeah friendly banter about shitting on each-others tastes is bound to happen, but this is a place where we should feel free to post without any political agenda in mind, shit on your leadership, shit on your corpmates, shit on your enemies, or just talk about stuff.
I don't even know what I'm trying to day I guess. I'd rather see anons be friends than see them shitting on whatever /vg/ corp exists at the moment and lose themselves trying to be a tryhard corp.
>>147044212
>Reyni gets made director
>Within days, people are suddenly told theyre changing to a program lots of people don't like, because Reyni can time out and forcemute people he doesn't like
>Already making powermoves that are fucking over the alliance, exactly as predicted
Mussah was told to not make him a director, but look what happens
>trying this hard to shittalk someone on /dog/ because of a third party tool
>getting this upset over absolutely nothing
>>147044296
>be in all out
>slack having retards and bittervets that didn't even play posting
>people complain about it
>for some reason deep inside I know muting the retards and bittervets that aren't playing would be wrong but I can't pinpoint why
>over many online communities I've realized that faggots and power-autists use muting and removing retards as an excuse to seize power in the community
>real life governments do the same thing to seize power
Anons, please just endure with retards. Filters only help to empower the greater evil and promote extreme circlejerk faggotry. I've literally never seen forced aggressive moderation make a community better.
Amplify is it actually you shitposting in here?
>2018
>be in Neo-All-Out
>go to log in, alarm sounds
>shit, i forgot to pay my respects to Reyni
>start panicking and open up Slaccord, the preferred 3rd party tool of the corp
>greeted with 19 pings about the mandatory shitposting ops that I missed
>start making a shitpost on /eog/ to reach my quota, before I get another ping
>its Reyni, and she's displeased that I still haven't made a fursona
>moves me to mute channel #382 to decide my punishment
>have the option to choose between getting kicked from the corp, or death by facesitting
>make this post while my appeal is being processed over the course of 6-8 weeks.
>>147044547
Fucking this
>>147043883
TENGOO NEVER DIES
>2016
>be in All-Out
>go to log in, get distracted by opsex
>shit, 400 missed posts
>continue 'testing' Nadeko
>four hours later still haven't made it past the login screen
>fuck, forgot to reset PI
>login, reset PI, log off
>continue to be one of most active alliance memebers
>life is good
>2023
>be a veteran of all-out
>for the last eight years i've been lusting for reynis pure girlcock
>todays the day we finally have an alliance meetup
>i see her standing in the middle of the crowd
>everyones groping her and shes laughing
>so disgusted at the thought of my waifu being a slut that i become enraged
>i start throwing the tables and chairs around screaming
>"THIS IS ALL MUSSAHS FAULT" i yell to everyone in attendance and they all turn, shocked
>WE COULDVE AVOIDED THIS IF WE DIDNT GO TO DISCORD
>i start to cry heavily and make a hearty REEEEEEEEE before running out of the room
>hours later i log in to eve and see i was kicked from corp
Fuck off with your alliance drama.
>>147042774
Honestly what wasn't there to love? there was me and the rest of the all-out crew, the euros were retarded (shot j lol). Benji was fresh and we were roaming provi with little to no oruze cunts. It all went to shit after the great coyote heist but it was gud while it lasted. Now all the gud guys like grif or tehol are ded. I think I was one of the bests things ever to happen to all-out.
Dramus of old were much more fun and interesting.
>>147046856
>what wasn't there to love?
you
>>147047352
>furfag tries to talk shit
lol
>>147047490
>johnny tries to stay in an alliance
>has panic attack
>>147047714
Sure I had a mentall illness that I beat, no shame in that. At least im not just a shit cunt like you though.
>>147048106
>I think I was one of the bests things ever to happen to all-out.
> I had a mentall illness that I beat, no shame in that.
sounds like the narcissistic personality disorder is still giving you a hard time.
>>147048106
Mememan is that you
>>147048491
ye but the meme persona is ded
BLAZE IT
>>147046856
>tehol is dead
m8
Tehol might have logged in once or twice when you are around, but he's been dead since february 2015.
>he
>>147050382
>Saging an already dead thread and game
Wew lad
>posting on /dog/ from work
Thank you Floens
>not working for the job that pays you for you to subscribe to the game you dont play
im going to need your name, your job, state and city, and the number of your direct supervisor, anon
Is there any estimate prices on the serpentis capital memechips?
>expires in 23 hours
great. and the next scope niggertunity is going to be just as gr8 i expect
>>147053726
How did you get points that fast?
I only have 4k.
>>147053726
Everything except the drifter bullshit is allright m8.
>>147053846
You get the point even if you didn't loot the shipyard. All on grid get it. You can just ride the train
>>147053846
i didn't get anything. without having the chance to do it, because it isn't clear where i'm supposed to fucking go, it's going to expire and i get nothing. i LOSE. gOOD DAY sir
>>147053935
>because it isn't clear where i'm supposed to fucking go
Haha what a fucking idiot. The sites are everywher nigga.
>just friend invited and subbed two more accounts with the multi-training deal.
>About to train up PI alts on all my (now) 10 multiboxing mining accounts.
>I'm going to have to fill out the paperwork and apply online, update and make API keys, and wait for processing on all of my accounts before I can jump them to nullsec.
Just fucking end it, just pull the plug, just tie the knot and end this miserable existence.Just kidding, the amount of autistic management content this is going to generate for me will be off the charts and I'm going to make SO MUCH fucking ISK.
>>147049423
if you search Cuck in the dictionary there will be a picture of you next to the word.
Enjoy grinding 20 sites for a measly 1000 points out of 50,000 LMBO
>>147054875
The less people do it the more valuable the blueprint will be. If it was super easy the blueprints wouldn't be worth shit. The fact that its super cancerous and gay is just a better opportunity for LOADSAMUNY.
>>147054875
> t. cuck
>>147055041
>huurrrr let me spend hundreds of hours grinding an event that gives me a 100k SP booster.
nigga you could literally mine in high sec in a venture, buy a skill injector and do it in half the time it would've taken you to grind up to the golden crate for just the 100k SP.
https://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/eve-online-news/fram-sland-cheer-for-iceland-in-euro-2016/
>free Tristan Quafe Skin
>yfw is land wins the eurob owl
>yfw one win fo tha is land
>gallente frigs
competing with calamari for ugliest frigates in the game
>>147056598
>he doesn't like the tristan
>>147042452
Hisec, c1
>>147056598
>merlin
>condor
>ugly
>gallente
Why does the Svipul exist? Who said this would be ok?
did all-out really switch to discord?
![ssfgie[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AIX3sca.png "ssfgie[1].png")
>>147059867
question not the fooze-man
>>147059965
yes
>>147057362
damn, you really lucked out
C2 hi-secs are quite hotly contested
>Megathron Quafe Skin
I want it, but I think if literally everyone has it I probably won't want it
She doens't want the skill injector reward
>Zhe/zhim doesn't know how to green meme text
When will we get Jin-Mexit?
>>147062027
>tfw no sebiexit
Khanexit went perfect, they even got a first gen Titan out of it.
ded
>>147059965
Yes. It's public so please come and reyni post
who's already got their first accelerator
>>147070220
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/4qm2zi/one_of_the_first_to_open_a_copper_ouroboros_ama/
trash event
>>147070334
>mad about free content
>>147070494
t. cucked man doing 500 sites
>>147070608
>500 sites worth of content
>content
>>147071137
I bet you buy skins with irl money
>>147071937
I love that meme. Especially shitter who only login for it.
>>147072054
i don't have a job so i just sell free minerals to get them
>>147070494
>free content
>CCP wastes resources making this instead of fixing offgrid boosting, alliance bookmarks, and other issues.
>>147072449
What's wrong with alliance bookmarks?
>>147072529
They don't exist. They should.
>>147072529
It doesn't exist
>>147072449
Go watch o7. On grid boosting is coming in the form of some aoe smartbombbuff thing. Now where is my aoe shield transfer smartbomb.
>be a space-faring civilization that can travel faster than light and be at the other side of the galaxy in a few minutes
>can't travel to a specific point in space unless you have a bookmark in your browser
are they even trying any more?
on grid links
>>147072716
>other side of the galaxy in a few minutes
>>147072714
But it's not here yet, and this stupid event is, along with other pointless changes like docking camera
>>147072938
Fuck that fucking docking camera, and fuck CCP for basically saying "Fuck you, deal with it" when people asked for just the OPTION to turn it off
Shits gonna be another monoclegate soon.
>>147072938
>he thinks the real world works like a video game and you just have "dev team power" thats applied 100% to every "dev job" in your "dev center".
Its probably two completely different teams that have nothing to do with eachother so no dev time that could have been spent working on the on grid buffs was actually wasted.
The new docking camera is shit though and I wish I could turn it off.
this event is so shit I bet the most time consuming part of it was writing the lazy "mission" blurbs
>>147073582
>writing the lazy "mission" blurbs
Almost as bad as the voice acting in the last events.
>not just immediatly deciding these non-sandbox events are gay on principle and avoiding them entirely.
I'm not going to be a player that completes objectives he gets in a pop-up so some npc can give me a "reward" for jumping through the devs artificial hoops, fuck that. in an MMO I'll grind rats/mobs for drops and experience and have fun, but as soon as you make me do a quest where the objective is to kill the same mobs I won't want to do it. I don't like being told what to do.
Don't tell me what to do.
DON'T EVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>not just ignoring non-sandbox posts
>>147074340
bruh
so go out and kill the cucks running the sites
>>147074340
How can a company not know its customer base this much?
>>147074694
yeah they should've known that adding optional things would really trigger people who for some reason can't easily just ignore it
>>147074828
>>147074828
Just because it's optional doesn't remove it from criticism, and trying to say this makes you look retarded. I see it all the fucking time and it's possibly the dumbest thing I read each day that it happens
"We are very excited to give you guys a sneak peek about the upcoming feature of the update coming to Eve Online very soon. players will have to go head to head with the fearsome serpentis pirates who have also teamed up with the deadly Angel Cartel. you will have to destroy between 500-1000 exciting sites full of heart-pumping, fast paced action. Get out there and kill pirates!"
>>147074975
nobody is forcing you to have poop in your coffee
>>147075014
the guy's post has a load of shit about ccp making him do things retard
>>147075143
>pay 15 dollars for a game
>hurrrr you don't have any right to demand
the fug r drifters n where 2 kill them? thank you pls :3
>>147075143
But they're forcing me to have poop in my game.
>just realized it takes 45-60 hours for me to grind for a single PLEX
How to cope?
Feels like I lost all my will to keep playing EVE :(
There's only so many hours one can grind before burning out...
>>147020367
>IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL >IMPLYING THATS JAMYL
THAT IS NOT JAMAL SERUM
>>147075654
If you're only playing to buy plex and keep playing you aren't going to have any fun.
Just pay the sub until you're better at making money.
>>147075654
Maybe you should find more efficient/fun ways.
>>147075143
>making me
No I'm just ignoring them and doing the same sandbox shit I always do. I just think its sad and retarded that I have corp mates clamouring for "new content" because their "bored" when in reality they are too stupid and lazy to find the limitless content in the game that is the tens of thousands of other players online.
There is literally stuff happing constantly all around them but their just fucking literal braindead morons. They didn't want to do combat sites or mine yesterday but suddenly because its skinned different and drops some shitty rewards suddenly its "new enticing content they can't wait to do".
Then again these are the same retards that couldn't make ISK if their life depended on it because they can't develop or put any sort of plan into motion at all. The only way they can make ISK is if the game literally just dumps ISK into their wallets via bounty rewards.
>>147075259
were you playing when they did the sp dailies? a load of frothy retards everywhere were shitposting nonstop and upset about muh sandbox and whatever
and then after a while ccp removed it because of what their data told them, not because of your shitposts. I think with this event they'll look at their data afterwards and decide it was less popular because it was too grindy or whatever, and do better next time, or maybe hotfix it in a few days. what I don't think they'll do is listen to you being an aspie on r/eog
do you have these same objections to escalations from combat sites? muh sandbox ccp stop telling me what to do!
>>147076048
>wah wah my corpmates are retarded
Maybe you could just change corps instead of being a whiny bitch.
>>147076068
>>147075654
Exploration.
You could easily get one in half the time even with shit sites.
The downside is that you actually have to pay attention to make sure you don't get ganked like an idiot.
>>147072449
What's wrong with alliance bookmarks?
>>147076173
The problem isn't my corp. Its the section of the playerbase that actually thinks this shit is good content.
If it doesn't directly add new systems or tools into the sandbox then its a waste of time.
>>147076407
>it's everyone else, they're all wrong not me
>>147075981
Subbing is not an option so if I won't get to grind enough this month I'll just let it expire.
Last time it took CCP two years before they sent me free days, so it's not that bad...
>>147076042
I researched all the stuff you can do in the game, and any more lucrative content is way beyond my abilities.
Also... isn't fun a time-sink? I'm looking for the exact opposite - to make the most ISK from my time.
>>147076271
It involves pvp so I have to pass.
>>147076776
Yeah pretty much. Sandbox game should have sandbox content, not dev treadmill content.
>>147076776
If you want to have content put on a plate in front of you at regular intervals there are mmos that offer this. Eve is not one of them.
>>147076998
Exploration isn't pvp. You avoid other players. It only becomes a pvp activity when you fuck up and get ganked.
