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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
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http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
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To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
First for Elegy is ugly as sin
Motorcycles>Supercars
fight me faggots
Is there something special you have to do to pick up packages or is this shit bugged? I've tried all the interaction keys to no avail.
4th for puchi poster is a faggot and should be purged from the crew
>>146991430
Does it teleport to a different spot when you run over it? Might just have to switch sessions of that's the case. Happened a few times to me, then I had to wait for associates to pick them up for me.
6th for Puchi Poster is doing a public service by upsetting autists and encouraging them to leave.
>>146992368
Fuck off, idolshit enabler
7th for puchi poster should consider suicide
I SAID FIGHT ME FAGGOTS
>>146991195
>>146992675
I agree with you though
I have a five day weekend. Is anyone interested in playing that Flight Plan game mode?
>>146992675
OKAY THEN FAGGOT WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GUN?
IT'SSHIT
>>146992675
MEET ME IN THE TARGET PARKING LOT TOMORROW, I'LL FUCK YOU UP
why live
>>146994036
I don't know, guess you should kill yourself.
>>146993057
nobody wants to play with you faggot fuck off
Man these new clothes make for some sweet ass heist sets for females
>>146993057
must've missed that new game mode; what is it?
fuck time trials tBh
>>146995823
>not acing everything with the hakuchou
>>146995625
lurk
>>146995823
who the fuck cares
>>146995986
you could just tell me
>>146995823
Topmemmer? Saw you miss it by a couple seconds. rip. That one is a bitch. I went over the mountain when I started getting near the city on the highway
>>146996118
>>146995823
Just go straight up to the checkpoint from the spot where the train tracks go over the highway
ezpz
what was some of your favorite/best radio stations in all of the games? im gonna give mineHard Mode: No talk radio
3 - Flashback FM
VC - The Wave and Emotion
SA - Radio Los Santos and Radio X
IV - The Journey and both versions of Vladivostok FM
V - Radio Mirror Park and Flylo FM
I never really played LCS, VCS, or CTW so I couldn't tell you, also I'm pretty sure the GBA game didnt have actual radio
>>146995976
this week's is bullshit, even with the Hakuchou
>>146996118
ye
Why do none of you use your mics.
Fucking fags
>>146996249
> likes Radio Mirror Park
> doesn't love Space 103.2
>>146995976
>meme bike
>>146996249
V-Rock.
Just V-Rock
>>146996249Fuck you: Chakra Attack
3: Double Cleff FM (BECAUSE WHY NOT INCLUDE CHEAP CLASSICAL MUSIC IN EVERY FUCKING INSTALMENT)
VC: Emotion
SA: honestly this is the game I remember least out all of them
IV: The studio, Electro Choc, The Journey, LRR
V: Soulwax FM is somewhat bearable.
>>146996097
>you could just spoonfeed me
No
>>146996616
idgaf, women on huge crotch rockets give me a boner.
>>146996912
keep fighting the system anon.
I'm so sorry anons
>>146997623
What hack did you use?
>>146997674
the buy a shark card hack
>>146997797
>Spending money on GTA:O
Kill yourself.
>>146997894
So how are you playing that pirate version of GTAV online
>>146997894
why would you care?
>>146996781
>Soulwax FM is somewhat bearable
if you're braindead, yeah
>>146997104
I'm still not spoonfeeding you, thanks
>>146998378
>if you're braindead, yeah
you on point with the edgy linkin park punchlines, F A M
>>146998296
Because it encourages developers to pull shitty marketing practices like this.
>>146998761
and still, why would you care?
You can get all the money in the world by just playing the game.
>>146998867
Kill yourself
>>146998693
literally half of that reply was buzzwords
and you ARE braindead
>>146998923
>Kill yourself
ANOTHER 100 F A M NIGGA IN THE RUNNING FOR BEING THE EDGIEST TEEN OF THE THREAD
>>146999071
I'm glad you got the joke
>>146999136
>F A M
Literally kill yourself, kid.
>>146999187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A&feature=youtu.be
>>146999071
>>146999187
>all these 13 year old metal fans getting triggered as fuck
>>146999136
>nigga
wow that is a swear word and offends me, edgy edgy edgy!!!!!!111
>>146999390
Famposters are fucking cancer, I don't give a shit about what music he listens to.
>>146999498
calm down mia familia
it's just the interwebs
>>146999390
>metal fan because i don't like braindead fart music
boi.
>>146999581
>fart music
woo boy shit bout to GET LIT in here
you called the music of our people
FART.
MUSIC?
fa.m im finna wile out on you!
>>146999568
Maybe you should take a walk off a cliff instead. I'm sick of this cancerous meme and all the fucking children like you that perpetuate it.
>>146999851
>take a walk off a cliff instead
>>146999801
what
>tfw cops distract you
Login down
Fuck sake
i honestly wouldn't mind dropping a few leftover steam funbucks on shark cards if they weren't such terrible value
only $500k for 10 bucks? eesh, i'll stick to tf2 keys
>>146999390
>implying metal is inherently bad
Everyone has different tastes, anon.
How do you like your steak?
who should i hang with if i want to ruin someones night?
>>147001984
You should hang out with me because I'd hate having to spend time with your faggot ass.
>>146995625
Someone made a game mode on Piss Poor, someone remade it on PC. I have it installed to my game, but you need many people to play it. It's called Flight Plan, and it is based on the Bane meme.
>>146995986
Don't be a cunt, anon.
>>146999390
I unironically enjoy metal. You do you, everyone likes different things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266bWiV7zMc
>>147001984
why not just hang yourself?
>>147001432
thats why you don't buy them directly from rockstar, but from a key seller.
they're seriously half price
>>147001938
no, not implying metal is bad, implying that little metal kids are the most closed minded towards anything but their own shit, and the most vocal about it.
>>147002787
>if you don't like shitty music you're a metal fan
Do you not see just how retarded that sounds?
>>147004217
I know that is what you want me to say, but that doesn't make it so.
I didn't even reference a music type not to like, don't be so giddy.
>>147004469
but that's exactly what you said.
>>147004573
this is not bar conversation; what i said is directly above, just lying about what i supposedly said and then reply to your own imaginary retorts doesnt work here.
the picnic!
>>147004764
ok
>Soulwax FM is somewhat bearable.
>all these 13 year old metal fans getting triggered as fuck
I didn't even know this was a feature.
>>147005035
>quotes cherrypicked from two totally separate posts, which don't even imply your lies when put together
haha alright
>>147005205
>cherrypicked
whatever you want to call it sweetheart
>which don't even imply your lies when put together
soulwax is for braindead people and you blatantly assumed people were metal fans, of all things, for not liking it
what they mean with dirtbikes? we already have the sanchez
Instead of arguing about metal and metalheads, and debating semantics, let's play that fucking game mode.
Firework launcher returning soon?
>>147006062
it means there will be a sale on dirt bikes
>>147006278
oh thats sucks, and the sovereign wont come back right?
>always either go for pistol or unarmed on respawn with weapon wheel when trying to get CMG because I have the hand eye coordination of a sloth
I would use 1-8 for weapon selection if I didn't get so used to having to use the wheel back when it would reset the numbered slots to the default weapon in said slot when you hit 1-8 for some reason.
>>147006790
it's actually much faster. I've used it for months. The only reason I use the weapon wheel for is for heavy weapons and grenades.
>>147006762
i don't know
>>147007072
I just got so used to using the wheel and never even trying to get used to the keys because for some fucking reason it used to default the weapons when I pressed them. For example, going for an AR would give the fucking assault rifle.
>>147007320
it's a good habit to get used to. I use
1 for sniper
2 for AR
3 for shotgun
4 for smg
Also unbinding the mouse wheel to select things in the weapon wheel makes sniping less retarded.
If you tapped the number keys to select the weapon beforehand it wouldn't go back to the default weapon.
Find your favorite puchi and play GTA:O with her
>>146996249
>V-Rock
>Radio X
>Channel X
>Emotion 98.3
>Soulwax FM
>Radio Mirror Park
>MSX 98
Spaceyfish lookin for GTAG PC invite. Request sent.
Top 3 >>146997623
hi anon, wat did u buy with ur in game monies?ily qt puchi anon
>>147000330
this is pretty good endless loop.
>>147009449
I will try.
What does destroying cargo actually give you, other than 1-4 pissed off players who now want to shit on you?
>>147013401
2k cash, its kinda pointless
>>147013458
What the fuck.
>dude goes OUT ON HIS WAY to fuck up my cargo just to get 2k
>he jerks off in his session just trying to fuck my cargo up, doesn't do missions, doesn't do anything
>just goes straight for a plane and tries fucking my shit up
>>147013458
Yeah but I get some ammo for doing it.Plus I've gotten cash for being nowhere near a shipment when it gets destroyed.
I'm pretty sure it pays everyone not in an org.
>>147013401
>Be doing a tug mission early on, before I've gotten any upgrades for it.
>Be doing it solo because the session died over the time I was acquiring the cargo, but whatever.
>Be fighting off the jetskis, occasionally stopping to deal with the helis.
>Be in sight of the drop off point and the boat.
>Suddenly see a jet icon.
>Think it's an NPC because it didn't have a name initially, and last I checked there were fuck all players.
>It shoots a rocket up my ass then comes around for another pass.
>Because reasons(?) the sailboat was between me and the objective.
>I beach myself on the boat and get blown to hell while I'm stuck.
While I wanna say because of his level he had to go out of his way to steal the jet, but it's equally likely he just bought a shark card for it.
Still, the mental image of someone going out of their way to blow up a tugboat with a fighter jet helps alleviate the pain of losing a shipment I worked so hard for.
>set custom loadout, enable it
>go into contact mission
>loadout is default
>at sandy shores airport
>call for airplane
>delivers it to another airport
>>147013638
>that one player who only leaves his office to fly over to your crates in a Buzzard and returns once he's destroyed them
I've just resolved to putting down the crate work, attacking that player and anyone associated with that player until they've left the server.
>>147014924
>Call for buddy
>flies in on a helicopter
Get friends to play with.>friends
>>147014924
This wiggles my wig too anon but i've learned to be a few hundred meters away from an airfield before calling for any aircraft.
>Deer loop happens on my 2nd try at the big secret
I'm not madI'M NUCLEAR
So after all those updates, what are the best weapons so far?
I feel that special carbine is not as good as it used to be.
>>147018053
advanced rifle/carbine
combat mg
heavy sniper
stickybombs
>>147016370
>Have gone to over 9 random events
>Still no fucking airfield
>Now stuck on car loops
GOD DAMN IT
>>147012768
So is the last panel how you two make love?
Can someone accept my crew request pls
>>147020349
Name and platform m8
>>147020406
pc hairybacon
>>147020406
spaceyfish pc
>>147020475
>>147020651
Done and done.
>>147021339
thanks f@m
More random contact missions!
Accept me into the PC crew pls
SC Name: Bigdigbanging69
>>147021917
Gotcha.
>>147021548
>NullProphet
>>146996249
VCPR for Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez
>>147021548
>rooftop rumble
Is this 2013?
>Nullprophet
>/gtag/ having a conversation
>join the conversation in my head
>>147015857
For your self radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxsPF4bsDmc
>>147023890
perty gud thanks anon
wow someone really hates nullprophet.
and now we're a random race lobby!
>>147024492
are you guys playing flight plan tonight?
>>147024492
>IGN
Literally kick that faggot
>>147024621
I dunno. That would be fun, but we would have to make a lobby for it.
>>147024640
It's like u don't want free monies anon.
>>147024492
>Nullphaggot
>Crimetrigger
>multiple IGN clan shitters
Fuck off already
>>147024881
>memetorno
You have to kick faggot. He literally has the worst taste in cars tbqh.
>>147024492
>unironically playing highway races
Wow I love holding down W
>>147024492
if you girls are still playing im coming to smoke you lesbians for a few rounds.
Anyone want to do some broughy track playlists tomorrow? gtag never does any custom track race meets.
>>147025281
>Not using a controller when racing
>>147025426
>he needs a controller for GTAV
>>147025552
>He likes losing
>>147025426
>>147025728
>needing a controller to win races
Howbad.ru
>>147025728
>he loses using keyboard
>>147025426
>that pic
>literally you
MY WAR
>using a controller when a mouse can help u see corners.
>>147025281
And not all of highway races are straight lines you know.
>>147026030
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>mfw nullfaggot can't race unless it's on shitty stock highway races with high traction cars because he can't drive for shit
>>147026691
>anthropomorphic ("furry")
>off-topic replies
Follow your own advice shitstain
any girls in gtag that can be hired to be my ingame girlfriend?
>>147026827
Cmon anon we went over this.
>>146990915
Piggu AMA,ask Piggu anything!
>>147028593
Are you willing to have sex with Catower?
>>147027067
File related.
>>147028593
Literally who
>>147028734
Who knows lol.
>>147028593
I smell bacon.
>>147029105
OINK OINK!
>>147028217
This doesn't prove anything, try driving a car that's actually difficult to handle rather than easy supers and sports you fucking shitter
>>147028968
Im gtag's resident tank shitter!
![ptPJfhUso0CpqC635GPKRQ_0_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gCVjRBZ.jpg "ptPJfhUso0CpqC635GPKRQ_0_0[1].jpg")
R8 my donk.
I tried to keep it simple
>>147029405
»Not bad, but not amazing
I like the color but, hate the rims.
>>147029309
Could you give me an example car?
>>147029405
absolutely beautiful, very cute and comfy. Great choice in rims and great choice in paint.DONKS when modded well are the 10/10 car.
>>147029662
>implying that's modded well
Ugly as fuck like all your shitty cars
>>147029405
Holy shit I completely forgot these things exist in GTAO.
>>147029405
>>147029662
/gtag/ continues to show they have zero taste or style
>>147029563
>wheels still wiggling left and right
Dropped.
>>147029864
they are fun!
>>147029795
>>147029867
Who are you?
>>147029864
I spent a million on it and not even feeling the buyer's remorse.
Well, not yet.
>>147029960I was using the mouse to pan the camera, so I couldn't smooth turn with left click I'm sorry.
>>147029867
Yeah but can you even make a tasteful or stylish donk?
Something tells me you're one of those people that always has something negative to say.
>>147030003
>Who are you?
How's that relevant?
>>147030292
Isn't that just GTAG? I mean dont get me started with Callmeqt and Monstar
>>147029867
And who in the blue hell are you?
>Blater hasn't kicked Comfy and the Australians yet
Remember when he used to have a spine
>>147030292
Donks are inherently devoid of taste due to how they look but you can make them look decent
You don't do that by having literally no idea of complementary colors and putting the ugliest rims and whitewalls like comfyfag does. He legitimately has the worst taste in cars in this entire general.
post those qt and comfy sleepers, anons
>>147030692
blater has never given a fuck about what the crew does unless it's disrupting other players
you wouldn't know that because you just got here a week ago
>>147031121
>Comfy and Australians not disrupting the crew
Whatever you say you dumb Australian, go be laggy and annoying in another game or crew
>>147031201
i live in the states, you dumb shitposter
>>147031079
No, fuck off
>>147031283
Sure you do and I am Barack Obama
>>147004945
Why the fuck cant you skip this shit cutscene?
>>147031374
THE PICNIC!
>>147028217
How do low speed handbrake turns show you can handle a corner?
>>147031361
>>147031354
>>147031201
You are being stupid, irrational, and making low quality posts. Stop.
>>147031630
After you
>>147031426
I remember skinny dipping with him.....
>>147031630
If you want to post shitty cars and le epic sleeper memes without getting negative feedback why don't you fuck off to the discord
>>147025126
>crimetrigger
>insult
I think you should find some new buzzwords anon-chan.
>>147031839
You're being really stupid and immature right now. I'm not going to bother replying to you anymore whilst you're making such inane posts.
>>147032135
this please me. buzzard acute
>>147032039
>being proud of being a menushitter
Wew
>>147032047
>>147032279
Do you make these hideous on purpose or do you actually think they look good?
>>147032460
See: the entire crew
>>147032135
>>147032279same guy
>>147032039
How can I win your heart Crime?
>>147032573
>projecting
Not everyone is a shitter just because you are.
>>147032576
literally me when my housemate is using the microwave, rip.
>>147032629
try not being an asshat.
>>147028792
Well Said buddy!
>>147033186
You don't even know who I am..... I'm sorry.
>>147031839
>he thinks this general isnt for unironic shitposting/avatarfagging/le epic sleeper memes/namedropping
>mfw
>>147033626
the hero we didn't deserve
Rejoining the autists in gtag when?
>>147033626
You're irrelevant, fuck off
>>147033626
the og tranny attention whore
miss you
>>147033723
when I next play gta possibly. playing mildstar and overwatch right now
>>147033849
as you're responding to me you know I am currently relevant
>>147034032this is ded marf's back
>>147034032
Be aware fun menus are dead, so no outfit making like you used to do,. Only expensive 100$+ aimbot menus that work on multiple games work online anymore.
>>147034032
>plays overshit
Funny how every cancerous shitter plays that crap
Blizzdrones everyone
>>147033914
>the og tranny attention whore
wasn't the og plenoir or qt? I miss you too anon
>>147034085
rip marf ;-;
>>147034194
>Only expensive 100$+ aimbot menus
ebin, they have turtlenecks now at least
I'm pretty sure madanon you can report me for avatarfagging, namedropping and le ebin memes now
>>147034489
Marf is back now, new account. marf--
>>147034271
>shitposting made easy just ad hominem
>>147032754
>gets picked up by a team, and goes to lan
>shit
let me know when you finally leave freeroam.
>>147034602
>implying i'm the only one shitposting
Avatarfagging is against the rules dumbass
>>147034646
Wow I had no idea people played GTA competitively :OO
>STILL trying to defend himself even though EVERYONE knows he's a menushitting triggerbotter
W E W
Get me power, do it baby, love explosion for you.
>armored kuruma tried to shoot me
>blow them up
>tell them on mic not to shoot me
>they chimp out over my voice
>shoot them for being mean to me on the internet
>they begin yelling hysterically on the mic
>continue shooting them
>they leave after being one-sidedly killed for a while
I'm just innocently playing gtao, why do they have to ruin the game for themselves by acting like children?
Don't they want nice things.
>>147035383
>wah people are attacking me when i do my obnoxious ''''''girl'''' voice
Nobody cares fatass, nice blog
Anyone have that copypasta of who are comfyfags, freeroamfags and so on?
>>147035314
get me power
get me higher
new vibrations from me lady
nullprophet is____
catower is ____
pixelfox is ____
crimefigher is ____
>>147035592
an abuser who treats crime badly
attention seeker
back for good hopefully
my waifu
>>147035592
Faggot
Faggot
Old Faggot
CheatingFaggot
What do I win?
>>147034601
marf!
>>147034817
but that's not me you're replying to madanon
>>147035592
Shitter attentionwhore
Fat Tranny attentionwhore
Irrelevant avatarfag attentionwhore
Menushitting narcissistic attentionwhore
>>147035902
>>147035592
annoying
fun
literally who
don't care
>>147035923
Correct.
>quick job joining heists to try and find a finale while i wait for my crate sale timer to end
>host starts fleeca scope out before i'm able to quit
>have to sit through a 5 minute cutscene to leave
>>147035592
fake pixle "race"shitter
who
top tier tranny waifu would give reach around
cheater
>>147035186
>caring about something that happened months ago
>can't tell the difference between a menu and scripts binded to function keys
>implying I'm so much of a casual I need the game played for me.
>implying players at lan didn't have roll fire macros.
>implying players at lan couldn't drop you in 4 shots or less, you would still call them triggerbotters, and have your buttbuddies crash them.
>being so new you don't remember I only scout heli'd, one tapped everything with the deagle and ak, and ate jets for breakfast
>implying a 61% hit rate with stock is a triggerbot.
>implying a 2 point kd is a triggerbotter kd
>implying my getups weren't made with infamous and OSE
Go ahead post the "proof" webms faggot. I need a laugh.
>>147037438
I don't need to post shit, I am done debating it, I am not even the one replying to you, I dropped it since the last time I posted them.and i cant accept requests from profiles that blocked me
>Have a feeling someone is female
>Keeping asking questions that could confirm or deny my suspicions
Don't know why I am doing it but I need to know
>>147037438
Wew you've been cranky all night. Take a nap or something and calm down. You take shit too seriously.
>>147037438
>ALL OF THIS TEXT
>TO TRY AND ARGUE SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS IS FACT
WEW
Literally EVERYBODY knows you're a triggerbotting menushitter and the fact you try so hard to argue against facts is really sad
>>147038337
>all night
>night
Of course an Australian would be trying to start shit
>>147038491
It's 1-4 am in murrica right now. Night time. What the fuck are you on about
![4e8994ccf2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ifrbHP8.jpg "4e8994ccf2[1].jpg")
>>147038491
Try again you dumb shit
Or better yet, stop trying to lie to yourself when everyone knows the truth
>>147038491
It only just became evening in straya, the fuck on are you on about?
>>147038579
That is morning you homo
>>147038636
>Its night time
You sure showed me
>>147038701
> still cranky and just got btfo by 3 posters in less than a minute
Just stop before you embarrass yourself even more
>>147038701
How the fuck is barely 6pm nighttime? Even if it was, that would not make your assertion that >>147038337
is Australian any more true because "all night" would be referring to the afternoon
Are you being stupid on purpose?
>>147038852
>>147038898
>Ignoring facts because of your hate boner for Crime
Time to take a step away from the computer for awhile and go take a walk or something
>>147038943
>white knighting this hard
4 cuck coins have been deposited into your account
>>147038943
>facts
Delusions aren't facts.
Pls stop I told you you're just gonna embarrass yourself further if you keep going
>>147035503
Thank you for caring enough to answer
:3
>>147039553
>le you replied so you cared maymay
Can't you come up with something better than that tired, old dreck?
c-could it be? he/she returned to me?
>>147039880
Why is it a maymay? Why can't I be sincere in everything I post. I think being on 4chan for so long has made you very jaded to everything people post.
>>147040698
Nothing is sadder and more pathetic than two grown men pretending to be teenaged girls
>>146996249
GTA III: MSX, RISE FM, FLASHBACK FM, LIPS 106 FOR GOOD MEMORIES, DOUBLE CLEFF FM
VICE CITY: ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY VROCK AND RADIO ESPANTOSO
SAN ANDREAS: K-DST, WCTR, RADIO LOS SANTOS, MASTER SOUNDS, BOUNCE FM
GTA IV: FUSION FM, JAZZ 103, THE JOURNEY, VLADIVOSTOK FM, LIBERTY ROCK RADIO
EPISODES OF LIBERTY CITY: LCHC
GTA V: WORLDWIDE FM, LOWDOWN
>>147040698
what >>147040806 said
>>147040806
>grown men
heh
>>147040806
no love is purer than two boys roleplaying girls, the cutest love
