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SPOOKED Edition

>Stale Bread:
>>146620707

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
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First for headshots only
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1st for a Russian genocide needs to happen
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xst/xnd/xrd/xth for fuck you
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>>146788376
>not liking spooky flib-chan

Sorry I left an (embed) in the OP. It blended in with the other parentheses.

Custom flight plan mode or whatever it was called that is based on the Bane meme lobby when?
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time to die
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>>146790732
having fun with jetfags anon?
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>>146790845
nah I am having fucking stroke
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>>146791254
ok comrade you have good stroke yes?
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>>146791254
>anon going blind on the previous thread
>anon having a stroke now
This game is killing people slowly. What's next, AIDS?
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I have lumps around my penis and mouth, could it be AIDS? They've been there for a few days now.
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>>146791753
yes
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>>146791558
Not aids, but I got a pulled muscle in my arm right now, and the only thing I've done this weekend was play GTA
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This is some pretty fucking awful discussion desu.

>>146791254
I hope you aren't really injured, anon. My family have had many strokes, and my mother now has rage issues and can't hardly walk, while my grandmother and grandfathers are dead.
Get well soon.

>>146791753
Consider Fishy Mox for grey-legality meds on the cheap. If you have the dosh, see a doctor.

>>146792050
Do pushups, and triceps pushups. If that causes pain, do shoulder and arm stretches, such as clasping your hands behind your back, and windmill stretches.

Now that you all have med advice, play the fucking Bane game mode.
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>>146792215
>Do pushups, and triceps pushups. If that causes pain, do shoulder and arm stretches, such as clasping your hands behind your back, and windmill stretches.
I work packing batteries, which isn't really heavy but does wear you out (unless i'm on prep then i spent 10 hours lifting about half my body weight per box all night). Right now i can't even outstretch my arm all the way without sending a jolt up my arm.
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Region lock when? Tired of faggot russians and BRs.

Sane player requirements when? 9/10 of all jobs and missions can be done solo but they force other useless losers on you to make you lose and rage.

Less loading screens fucking WHEN? Why the hell does it kick me out ot a freeroam then take 15 fucking minutes to connect every time, I'dr ather have an option to just set it to only go to solo sessions to AVOID THAT FUCKING LOADING.

Ability to turn off adversary notifications WHEN? I have never once seen anyone who liked or regularly played this garbage shit.
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>>146792874
>female character
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>watchin youtube
>suddenly its ded, vids aint loading anymore
>hdd died a few days ago
>no games on new one
>decide to install gtao
>cluckstar website isnt loading
>see this
FUCK YOU GOOGLE
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>doing Criminal Mastermind, finish everything up to Series A Funding without a hitch
>one of our friend's game crashes during the cutscene with trevor
>starting up pacific standard now gives him the message that it will void the criminal mastermind/all in order/loyalty challenge
fuck me, is there anything to do in this situation?
can we replay Series A Funding or will that void the progress as well since we're not doing them all in order?
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Why do the seats in the back of the Miljet look like the blue guy from Monster's Inc.?
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>>146792456
I never had problems with russians in gtao. Havent seen more than one in a session so thats probably why...

>start invite only session
>instant load
>start mission solo
>instant load
>go public, at least 1 minute in clouds
I suspect they are using some free chinese botnet servers or some shit. Its incredible that its something that could be fixed so easily and they do nothing

>PC only, who cares
This is the world we live in. Fucking consoles are ruining it for everyone.
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>>146793265
finally they got their shit together, now where the fuck can i get the game?
>only game i havent bought on steam
>always have to spend a hour looking for the download
fuckin shits, the buy/play button should be on the fucking frontpage, not some shitty screenshots REEEEE.jpg
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>>146793556
let one of your friends host series a and see if you get a message

if you do just ask jewstar i'm sure they'll at least give you a free $3 sharkcard if youre lucky
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>>146793735
>having to deal with foreigners AND skids
hahhahaahahaaha
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How do I find heist crews? I'm spending 10-20 minutes sending heist invites, only to have nobody join.
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>>146795052
I would join you but im alredy losing my patience.
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>>146795052
Wont matter even if you do. 10 times out of 10 your teammates will either quit halfway through, or fuck up and die and fail the entire heist, then quit, then you spend another 40 minutes looking for someone

This is such bullshit. WHY WONT THEY JUST LET ME FUCKING SOLO CLEARLY-SOLOABLE MISSIONS, I AM TIRED OF WAITING ON USELESS SHITTERS WHO THEN DIE AND FUCK IT ALL UP.

This marks the 5th time since I reinstalled two days ago that I ragequit out of frustration from being unable to find competent teammates. Its so fucking rage enducing. I WANT to like this game but its retarded ass 'required players' bullshit ruins everything about it.

FUCK this.
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So I was doing stunt jumps when this happened.
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>>146796552
Huh, not what I expected.
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>>146795214
Time to check if cluckstar support stepped up their game or if they are still the same indian shits with the canned copypaste garbage.

Is there anything they havent cut corners on?
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>>146793598
Because it's a government transport plane. It's not a private jet for executives and millionaires, nor is it a military plane meant for the field. the blue and white is what american airlines in the 90s, and the US government has a policy to buy from the lowest bidder. Hence why it has an old economy class interior.
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So I was trying to give a shit but I couldn't
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So I was reading the thread and came across this gem.
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>>146796494
>want to solo pac standard finale
>one man
>one bank
it will never happen :(
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>>146796774
I guess I live here now.
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>>146797030
I'm not even talking about the pac standard finale. That at least makes sense that you need 4 people to do, you can't very well loot the vault AND stop the crowd from phoning the cops.

I'm talking about things which are CLEARLY SOLOABLE, aka most Lamarr missions, most heist setups, most EVERYTHING in the game.
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>>146797287
in all actuality you only need two people to rob pac.
One guy on crowd control, and one on demo/hacker
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>>146797262
I've had that happen a couple times. It falls if you shoot it, but since it's in a place you can get back on it, you could also experiment with it.
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>>146798401
I want to see more heists that involve stealing more than money and has everyone doing crazy shit. The humane labs raid is probably my favorite of the multiplayer ones, but the story mode had some great missions like Trevor's submarine heist and the FIB firefighter one.
I don't mind the 4 man jobs as long as every person's job is somewhat interesting, but I agree that smaller man heists would make for better gameplay.
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>tfw kaz offline
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>>146798907
Trevors submarine was great, too bad he had to give it back. Those fags.

Also I didn't like how he trashed debbies apartment.
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Post sleepers
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>>146799387
That framed picture was tacky as fuck. Trevor did them a favor.
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>>146796791
yeah but it looks like it has some kind of disease
why are there purple dots on them?
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>>146799735
>gets shit all over their floor
>literally STREAKS of shit on the couch and walls and bathroom
>ron covered in sewage gets it everywhere
>old rotting food on all the counters and floors
>crayon drawings on the walls
>mr teddie has a strap-on attached to him
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>>146799387
YEW DAMIJJED DEBRUH
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>>146800152
Don't forget he skullfucked the bear too.
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>>146800152
>ron
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>>146800152

I fucking hate Trevor so fucking much. Fuck that faggot fuck. The worst character in any GTA game ever, and you're FORCED to play as him. FUCK.
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>>146801447
post more jets
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>>146801447
Train rides are fun
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>>146801447
Is the Carrier bug back in free roam?
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>>146802401
yes, literally just play the power play with it and it will spawn in every session
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>>146801447
I got some heavy bf3 feels from this
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>>146801950
they sure are but that fag with the autist shorts needs to stay off them
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>>146802704
shiiiiet what's wrong with my shorts?
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>>146801950
>cargo shorts

Are you 12?
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>>146802401
Yeah
Start powerplay playlist > Play the first one as fast as possible > play the second one for around 1 minute > quit > go to the carriers location after you spawn in a session and it should be there

>>146802594
>Had bf3 on piss3
>had everything unlocked and maxed levels
>finally build pc that can handle it
>it's still 60$
>it's free for this one weekend
>get it
>install it and some stupid things for chrome
>uninstall everything since I can't transfer stuff from ps3
>now couple of years later I kinda want to play it
>would need to download EA shit shop, the 60GB game, the addons for chrome
>chrome hasn't supported these addons for 2 years now

life is suffering
I guess I still have best BF
BFBC2
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>>146802821
nothing man, i'm sure they're perfect for carrying around your dead bug collection and prepaid cell phone
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>>146802873
22, but I don't think they're really that bad.
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>>146802873
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>>146801447
>>146802518
>>146802520
>>146803247

Fucking choice, thanks anon.

https://youtu.be/t2-e2iB6u3Q 4:55

https://youtu.be/t2-e2iB6u3Q 4:55
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>>146803431
even the 8-year old trainers in Pokemon aren't retarded enough to wear cargo shorts
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Hello. I have currently dressed myself in the latest gopnik fashions.
what car would make a good blyatmobile? futo?
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>>146794074
looked it up and apparently we cant go and redo it, so we're just going to move up with pacific standard for the chance at criminal mastermind and then re-do it once we finish, thanks though

does anyone know if the glitch where you can get in your kuruma at the pacific standard heist finale still works?
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>>146802873
>not wearing your comfiest clothes around the house
>not wearing clothing 4 sizes too big for you since you lost 30 pounds
>not wearing clothing so worn and comfy they have more holes than cloth

Maybe I'm just weird.

Also, we should play that Bane meme game mode.
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>>146805451
Warrener or Glendale, IMO. Futo or Blista Compact would work if you went blyatshit insane with the mods, I suppose.
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>>146805757
>does anyone know if the glitch where you can get in your kuruma at the pacific standard heist finale still works?
yes, obviously
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>>146805875
i never said anything about that
i dont give a shit what you wear at home, but you shouldnt think cargo shorts/pants are acceptable for any human above the age of 9, aside from people in the military
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If there is GTA VI, will it be as good and enjoyable as GTA V?
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>>146806038
good to know, thanks
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Can you guys recommend me some good driving music for my Self Radio?
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>>146805875
>not wearing clothing 4 sizes too big for you since you lost 30 pounds
>4 sizes too big
>for (you)
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>>146806617
i just hope the shekel card funds go towards making the game more than just freeroam tdms where everyone competes to be the cheapest cunt (even though being "cheap" is pretty much the whole point of the franchise)

hell i just want some accessible interiors in online for fucks sake
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i haven't played gta online in months, i come back to see everythings overpriced. do trainers even work anymore?
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>>146806617

Well, GTAV was fucking shit, so

Drop the multiple playable characters
Drop the omnipotent omnipresent police AI
Drop the ped driving AI that is designed to intentionally get in your way
Rollback the "lose the heat" mechanic to the way it worked in GTAIV
Rollback the car physics to the way it was in GTAIV
Alternatively, DROP THE FUCKING EUPHORIA ENGINE HOLY FUCK
Never write a character like Trevor ever again. Ever.
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>>146807338
>trainers
remove casual
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>>146807453
>Rollback the car physics to the way it was in GTAIV
Post invalidated.
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>>146807453
So, bring back the anti-hero character type like Niko Bellic, perhaps?
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>>146803963
>>146805875
>>146803431
>>146803318
>>146802873
>>146802704
alright how about these chinos?
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>>146807453
All I want are drivers that use turn signals.
Is that too much to ask?
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I hope they drop the new cars tomorrow. I want to complete my dewbauchee Collection
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>>146807850
The bottom half reads "casual dad". The upper half says "I'm unemployed".
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so when playing No Hay Bronca, i've experienced multiple times now the mission failing when you kill the gang leader at the end. anybody know what gives?

and the reason it cites is fucking bullshit, it just says "mission over." its not that some package was destroyed or anything, the game just decides, "now that you completed everything correctly, the mission is over and you fail."

the brawler pic is unrelated to this incident. it is just a picture of a brawler. get past the brawler picture already.
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>destroy kids jet multiple times by firing welfare from a roof when he's at helitours
>reports and votes to kick
>others follow
>'EXPLODING BULLETS HOMING ROCKETS DONT GO THAT FAR'

>get this popup
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>>146808859
well they're not wrong
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>>146808859
the worst part of gta will always be the people who play it. the way she goes.
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>>146809056
Haven't used any scripts or cheats or even glitches since the update.
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>>146809269
You might want to consider investing into a new account. You've been flagged. It never goes away.
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>>146808334
>dewbauchee
more like ewbauchee
the pfister is the closest we'll ever get to a good "porsche" so i hope to fuck we get that instead of the 40th aston with down syndrome
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>>146807548
It was way better, and objectively more realistic.

If you dont think so then maybe you should go play Saints Row instead, it's more your IQ range.
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>>146810875
>realism in video games

nigga
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>>146811050
>Responding to shitposters.
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>>146807480
yes because grinding for weeks just to get a little golden cockring or spending 100 bucks on shark cards is so much better goy uh i mean guy
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>>146806617
GTA VI should take place in St. Petersburg Florida.

It's a perfect setting.
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Whoever hid the underwater peyotes are assholes.
Seriously, this one is on the other side of the map from where the sub and dinghy with diving gear are.
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>>146813138
I never understood how you were supposed to find the peyotes on your own anyways.

Is there any hint at all or are you seriously supposed to comb the entire map for dozens of hours listening for animal noises?
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>>146812618
Why not Kuala Lumpur Malaysia or Dubai ?
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>>146812350
>needing modders to spoonfeed you
>even considering sharkcards
remove. casual.
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>>146813479
because GTA is specifically american satire.

I'm personally hoping they make the next one in a more Fargo style area of the united states.
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>>146813830
Having actually been to Fargo multiple times, what the fuck would you even do?
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>>146813427
Yeah but the peyotes aren't as bad as the golden peyotes.
Plus all the secret shit surrounding all the golden peyotes.
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>>146808859

I've been vote kicked and reported much more since I stopped using a menu, why?
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>>146814331
Muh crates
Even if you aren't shooting at crate shipments you probably scare CEOs just for blowing up hydras
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>>146814504
They should be happy I am taking hydras down. I may be a huge shitter but I am a defender of crates. We had GTAG defending a rando's org a couple nights ago after some cunt was blowing their crates up.
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>>146814706
Yeah but players wanna make GTAO more of a hugbox because "muh crates" and eliminate all possible opposition.
Seriously the phrase "explosive bullets" would scare a CEO into never leaving their office.
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>>146808374
So what you are saying is he is a middle class white man?
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>>146813783
oy vey goy glitching is bad shark cards good oy veyyyyy
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how do i git gud at shooting shit with hydra?
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>>146815976
How the fuck can you suck with the Hydra enough to ask here for help?
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>>146815976
Just use the radar, literally do not even look for him on the ground unless you have to look out for GTAG in the area. If he is alone you can just spam the street by looking at the radar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EbKi1VJRJc
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How do I give someone money?
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>>146816097
im new to this game

>>146816305
oh so its better to use machine gun than homing to shoot people on street?
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>>146808859
>getting upset when you get marked as a cheater after cheating
Sasuga blater-san
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>>146807453
>Rollback the "lose the heat" mechanic to the way it worked in GTAIV
You mean "If you are in the 'police zone' you can literally never lose your wanted level" mechanic? That was shit. I say they should merge both systems together, so you have the ability to hide from police who are near you and lose your wanted level but can also just drive far enough away to have the cops stop spawning around you.
>drop euphoria
Literally why.
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>>146816747
Of fucking course, m8.
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>>146816531
Seriously how do I give someone money? I need to know fast
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>>146816531
>>146817072
You can't.
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>>146817345
Is there a way to give someone a car or something?
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>>146816531
>voltic
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>no qt gtag gf to ride shotgun with in a valkyrie or insugrent and destroy randoms
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tfw no gamemodes husbando to pair up with and destroy everyone everytime.
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>>146817446
Not a car that you own, no. If you do a job you can share cash in freemode, but that's about the extent of sharing your money.
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tfw no flight plan and / or game modes habbening with gtag.
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>>146817986
>>146818101
Go away.
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>>146818327
b-but game modes when?!
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>>146818101
>>146818297
fuck off, nobody wants to play gamemodes with a cancerous shit like you
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>no money to spend irresponsibly.
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tfw annie will never let you fuck her on her giant stuffed bear as she screams 'hhooooonk'
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>>146818573
Kill yourself
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>>146818101
is that supposed to be impressive? That car you knocked out of the way wasnt even in the way.
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tfw you will never make crimefighter happy
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>>146818663
Nullphaggot can't play for shit
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tfw you will never hate fuck crime and tell her 'open your mouth here comes the aimbot'
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How do I join gamemodes?
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tfw you take this shit too seriously sometimes
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tfw you will never have a corgi
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>>146819019
Were you the guy that screamed at me and called me a "fucking nigger" when I killed you and didn't realize you were in GTAG
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>>146817986
>yuri will never return so we can fuck people up in a valk.

I miss that little fucker sometimes.
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>tfw too hot outside
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>>146818663
I mean its just a "normal day of x." Nothing too impressive.
>>146818961
Usually we keep bothering the thread or in game until someone starts one up when we have enough people.
>>146819159
I miss Zat.
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>>146819240
No but how do I join like any gamemode in general
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>>146818957
tfw you will never tell crime to shut up
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>>146819240
does zat miss you?
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Speaking of which anyone wanna webm related down hill clown race down chiliad?

>>146819286
Oh usually its from invites from any one or u can start up ur own using the menu into the jobs section, but not much people play so usually we bother the crew to join us.

>>146819337
Probably not seeing as I've made him rage a lot more then not.
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>>146818836
I cannot be happy. Not anymore.
>>146819287
You deserve a crisp high ten for that reference.
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>>146819337
Probably not. Dude is literally gone.

Did he get perma'd or something?
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>>146819681
He quit the game, he got more frustrated at it the longer he stayed. Last I've seen his ign anywhere was on discord but he got auto purged by not logging in, he deleted everyone in all forms of contacts.
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>>146819840
I'm sure I could still find him if I wanted to.
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>>146819240
>>146819337
>>146819681
>>146819840
Sounds like an overdramatic faggot, good riddance
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>>146819840
Not me.
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why did zat and crime break up
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>>146820170
he's a dick.
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So, anything fun actually going on?
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This guy slaps your gtag waifus ass, what do you do?
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>>146821449
yuri is cute

CUTE
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>>146821449
*opens necronomicon*
*summons level 64 draugr warlord to behead him*

heh easy
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>>146821449
Do you happen to have that picture of blater's eye saved?
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>>146821449
>crime passed that up
must be a lesbian
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>>146822094
Reminder yuri was so bad crime went gay for null
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>>146822094
crime went after annie next so yeah. yuri turned her in to a lesbo
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>>146822196
I've known I was bi curious after Tali. I'm only 80% straight..
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Jesus christ this thread went to shit fast
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>>146822770
That's what happens when you bring discord drama into the thread.
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>>146822607
damn dude
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>nullfaggot starts posting in the thread
>within an hour the thread is indistinguishable from /soc/
When the fuck is Blater going to develop some balls and kick this idiot?
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>>146823190
>You will never rule gtag with an iron fist.

When do we get to vote for a new leader?
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>>146823556
Well what happened last time? Everyone voted by switching over to a new crew lead by someone else. You can try that again and see who joins.
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>>146823190
Never because he lacks a spine
Offical list of things killing gtag (feel free to pitch in)
1) Blater being spineless
2) Discord, Nullfaggot, Crimefucker
3) (You)
4) ???
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>>146823778
Literally nothing was going on with nullprophet for over a week until you shitposters started it up again.
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>>146815575
>he bought a shark card
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>>146823880
ayo hol up
Imagine this okay? So -Nessi comes back right? Okay okay right and so -Nessi is back. Then blater promotes nessi and nessi purges discord with his new found military gifted confidence.
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>>146823893
>He can't understand an obvious joke
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>>146823880
Yes, clearly it was le shitposter boogeyman that started up the nullfaggot drama again, not nullfaggot himself shitting up the thread.
At least try to make your white knighting less obvious.
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>>146823880
>you shitposters started it up again.
Yeah, sure. It had nothing to do with them being a faggot and starting it up themselves. Nothing at all.
>>146818101
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>implying i finished last time
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>>146824406
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>>146823778
>still loyal to the crew even though my main isn't in it.
>killing gtag
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>>146824554
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>>146824030
>he doesn't even deny it
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>>146824686
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>>146823778
wew lads notice how all of that are pcucks?
pcucks are pcancers
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What is the difference between the PS3 and PS4 version?
I upgraded and I was wondering if I should get the game again.
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>>146824805
Pretending to be retarded isn't actually funny.
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>>146824406
>>146824554
>>146824686
>>146824827
What
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>>146824839
better graphics
much better minimap that wasn't ported to pc for some reason.
several great updates not available to ps3

that's about it.
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>>146824827
>>146824839
Textures are higher res, a few gameplay changes (driveby control option, sniping options), returning player bonuses. More importantly it's not dead and full of modders.
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>>146824861
>he ACTUALLY bought a shark card
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>>146825017
Here's your last (You)
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>>146824971
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>>146825092
clap
clap
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>>146825125
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So are there many hackers giving out money anymore? Online is much more fun when I can buy whatever the fuck I want like how GTA is supposed to be.
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>>146824971
>(driveby control option, sniping options)
Those options are already on PS3.
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>>146825092

>HE
>BOUGHT
>A
>SHARK
>CARD
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>>146825812
They added moving while sniping to dedgen? When?
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>>146825985
A super long time ago, I think with the Last Team Standing update, it was before Heists for sure. Makes the Heavy Sniper better than it already was.
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>>146826149
I think you're full of shit

https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/203880163
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So I just purchased the game and shark card bundle from steam, but it's still downloading and I haven't made an account/character yet, so how does the shark card work? It'll automatically deposit once I create my character? Do I have to redeem it somewhere?
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>>146826149
>I think with the Last Team Standing update
Yeah, no. Stop trying to tell lies on the internet.
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>>146826149
You're wrong and I hate you for it!
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>>146826391
>>146826324
>>146826440
If only I had that one webm of me killing 3 Marksman Rifle in a row with the Heavy Sniper.
Oh well take this shitty Webm instead. If you still think I'm a liar I can go take a screencap in-game.
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>>146826618
>>146826149
I'm way past the heist update notes and with each passing bug fix that doesn't mention sniping options on dedgen the more I wish you would die
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>>146826618
You're going to wish you'd never been born once I get to 3 gotten gains's patch notes you stupid motherfucker
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>>146826618
WAtch your back you lying fuck
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Post psych evaluations
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>>146826149
At the very most the LTS update added the Marksman Rifle which was the first time people could move while using a sniper
Otherwise deadgen never got sniping while moving.
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Why is it near impossible for me to find anyone to join these lobbies?
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>>146827875
>>146827391
>>146826802
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>>146828746
I dunno
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>>146828746
Aim preference to free aim in single player
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>>146828758
Nothing here indicates sniping
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>>146829307
>Allow movement when zoomed
>Nothing here indicates sniping
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>>146829307
Hold on think I got it.
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>>146829702
>>146829737
You can zoom while using literally every gun in the game
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>>146829894
Oh god, it's actually retarded, the poor thing.
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>>146828746
do you have it set to hard?
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>>146830173
normal
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>>146828437
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>>146830336
Set it to hard. Hard is the de facto standard for heist difficulty because it gets you the most cash. Player Saved Outfits is also considered a courtesy.

Also, remember to ask in the thread if anyone wants to join. A lot of us tune out those green boxes in the corner, and the GTAG tags don't show up unless you're in the same session as the recipient.
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>>146830336
of course you don't you turbo-autist
set it to hard for starters, otherwise you'll get lowbies exclusively. no one wants to play fucking humane lab on normal
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>>146830336
I'll join if you set it to hard.
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>>146823403
look at all this sameface
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>>146829737
>>146828758
I wish I could believe you
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>>146832559
not everyone can be pretty like you pixle
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>>146827816
>>
MY
>>
MILKSHAKES
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>>146832949
MILKSHAKE
>>
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>146832949
WAR
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>>146833014
>>146833015
damn right
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SOME
>>
ONE
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CRRAAAAAWWWWWWLING
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this thing comes out in a few hours
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>>146834184
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Why is there no good way to check what's done for this.
What's required.
- Win a Deathmatch
- Win a Team Deathmatch
- Win a Land Race
- Win an Air Race
- Win a Sea Race
- Win a GTA Race
- Win a Rally Race
- Win at Arm Wrestling
- Win at Darts
- Win a round of Golf (Can be set to 1 hole)
- Win at Tennis (Can be a single Set)
- Complete all Waves of Survival
- Win any challenge at the Shooting Range
- Parachuting
- Gang Attack

Goddamn it.
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>All this money lying around the office
>can't have a wad of money as a melee weapon
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>>146826618
ey bro, you know you can hold X while movin' and zoomin' to move around faster right? you can also prepare the sniper like any other gun by holding R2 half-way. the only reason you didn't die in that webm was because of RNG.
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Cumming in qt gtag girls
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>>146807453
>drop euphoria

Natural motion is top tier and was heavily dumbed down in gta v. Your opinion is shit because you probably know nothing about the engine
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>>146836213
hit me
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>>146836213
what qt girls
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>>146836213
fuck off and die
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>>146834184
>>146834301
How much is it going to cost?
Is it going to be a super or a sports?
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>>146836374
The 770 is a sport.
The Pfstir is a souper.
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