>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
swindle on suicide watch
>10 memes early
QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT
>>146910996
>>146911150
>about to play Nice Game of Dota 2
>teammate picks Huskar
>there are people in this very thread that play Baby's First Carry by Fisher-Price
Lmao.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>146910918
thats actually pretty fucking smart
what does the future hold for our guys
Reminder that had based Beesa not stomped CoL in the BO1's these retards would have took 1st place and be directly invited to TI6 right now.
Isn't that horrifying?
>>146911212
Why did you post an unrelated image?
>col at one point was the best na team
wew
thank God for skinnyfatjew for importing DC and for rtz for transfering the curse to Secret
What's better on Lyvan this patch, treads + vlads + blight (early roshing) or travels + vlads(ratting)?
>cap shit talking sub 4k 'I'm speshul because vagina" casters
>>146911113
yes it only shows up when a player you have reported enters LPQ
>>146911212
>There are people ITT who don't pick him for free MMR
>There are people ITT who don't pick the blue pointy-headed man of FREE offlanes
Reminder that if you don't have a ton of reports you're not carrying ungrateful shitters and are therefore bad
>>146911150
This anon is holding us hostage.
>>146911274
If DC don't get a full shutout, he's going to make everyone in the thread puke!
>>146911150
>>146911172
>>146911150
Why did he fall off?
BIG
FAT
CAST
TITS
reminder that reports are UNLIMITED
i run out of reports in my literal first games of the week, if we lose i just report my hwole team without thinking
logic says that they would do nothing since i am out of reports in couple of games right?
WRONG
reports even when you are out of them DO count, if they didnt count i wouldnt be greeted with "Thanks for improving the community" every time i open up dota
thats right, i report when i am out of reports and valve still grats me on putting shitters into low prio
if you ever run into me in mm we better win or im sending you to shadow realm kiddo lmao
>>146911150
>>146911671
swedishintegrationpolicy.webm
>>146911357
Alright, fair enough.
Still makes me wonder whether they get sent into LPQ after getting a number of reports or does the message just show up because they are an abandoning piece of trash that would have ended up in LPQ anyway. Is there a threshold?
>>146911370
>Slark is OP meme
>swindle drafts for CoL
This explains a lot actually
>>146911671
is he okay?????
JUST fuck my shit up the draft
this might be a total shutout
>>146911671
>6.84 tusk
>Timbersaw
Oh, boy, it's another episode of "Timbersaw stales what should've been a 30 min game for 20 more, or even 40"!
I love these!
>>146911212
slark has been consistently strong with a 50%+ winrate in the pub meta for like 6 patches and icefrog doesnt ever nerf whats actually good about him so its gonna stay that way
>>146912038
based zfreek
>>146911150
Can these lewdposters just FUCK OFF?
I want to watch CoL getting raped, not have a wank.
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3
>>146912317
uhmmm how is she supposed to drink it with the cap on?
>>146911236
OG? First team to win 3 Valve events.2 majors, a disappointing 4th place finish at TI6, mediocre performance for a year followed by an epic run towards TI7 championship through the qualifiers
>>146912398
Why not both?
>>146912398
>Implying western garbage is even good
Just watch the game
>>146912594
When was the last Bo7? IG vs DK?
>zfreek is bad
- d2g
>>146912680
>I only masturbate to drawings from certain countries
>>146912387
>kotl the only one with map awareness
>>146912680
autism?
gay?
>>146911150
>>146913045
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
why all the dota girls love soda so much?
half the pics here are them posing with bottles or cans
Post THAT gif
>Can't even mantain a stable early lead
Yea, CoL's in wildcards
>>146913119
>>146913285
>col is shit
duh
>>146913282
>>146913382
What happened to him?
Did he just retire from Dota, in eternal shame after this?
>>146911823
you only get lpq for 2+ abandons
or x amount of reports within x amount of games
>>146913571
>>146913382
I thought Sockshka = Saska for the longest time
>>146913464
same thing that happend to mad
joined other teams but is bad at dota so yeah about it thats why you dont hear about him
>>146913382
It looks like he was trying to hit beastmaster along with gyro and CK
Still unreasonably greedy but it's not because he's bad.
dotards will literally defend this
>>146913603
>>146913765
>he literally thinks there's anything wrong with talon
>>146913765
More viable offlaner/solo heroes.
>>146913765
>position 3 no longer exists
No I fucking won't.
>>146913851
>>146913887
How does talon reduce the number of players to 2?
>>146913874
solo offlaning is too hard, just go to the jungle :^)
>>146911150
>>146914136
Bring back jungle invading
>coL gets dumpstered twice
>now it looks like they know what they're doing
>>146914329
?
DC obviously got the call from the frog to draw it out a few more games.
>>146913851
>>146914329
No it doesn't, it looks like they should be clearly winning but are just such bumbling retards that the game is practically even.
>>146913464
He's in DC right now i think right?
>I hate it when bitches say they are confirmed town
Based Slacks
>>146911150
>>146914169
So, is this game gonna be dragged out once again because of the magic of the ebin Lumberjack, or will CoL actually fucking close the game with the current lead?
>>146914694
He's not a lumberjack
If sandking got pipe isntead of dager DC would win this 100%.
>>146914136
>having trouble getting any cs in this trilane
>hmm, maybe I should just go buy a talon and jungle
>"holy shit why is that TB so fed why are we losing rax at 15 minutes wtf is this shit?"
t. "pro" players
>>146914835
>>146914835>>146915046
>>146911671
did the penguin cum?
>cuckplexity
>>146914835
Why was this picture removed?
It is clearly safe for work.
>Loses teamfights even with this lead
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38
We're all familiar with the classic complementary pairs in Dota such as Wisp + Tiny, Dazzle + Huskar, Drown + Ranged, but what about opposing pairs?
Which character do you think completely and utterly counters another one?
Of course there are skills like Echo Slam which seem designed to doubly punish Phantom Lancer. But outside of an individual skills, whose kit, as a whole, is the hardest counter to someone else? This can be in a 1v1 scenario or in a normal game.
In a normal game of Dota, my vote goes for Vengeful Spirit countering Bat Rider.
HOW THE FUCK ARE COL THIS BAD
>CoL
gj limmp
HOLY FUCK
THEY MANAGED TO FUCKING THROW THIS GAME
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>146915368
Silencer - Enig
How did complexity manage to fuck this game up.
>>146915368
Aghanims SK is the best counter to PL.
is j33had the most underrated pro player?
>>146915368
Legion and Oracle also just instantly counter Bat so its not an amazing comparison.
>>146915368
bloodshitter and slark
>>146915481
They didn't really get the opportunity to do a proper throw, DC outplay the shit out of them.
Recommend me a cute girl anime that will make me better at dota
Well I've defended col before but it's clear they're not the better team.
just realized cuckplexity havent used Scan a single time in all the 3 games
And now, they can't even gank a fucking PL.
Good job, CoL, you managed to fuck over a game that couldn't even by thrown by the worst of 500 peruvian MMR kids.
>>146915649
Bible black
>>146915532
Skeleton King is not in this game!
Reminder that coL should've been directly invoted
https://twitter.com/swindlezz/status/744627358322278400
>>146915762
He's talking about Fnatic you retard
>>146915649
Lucky star
WHERE IS THE FUCKING DAMAGE?
>>146915672
>guys lets save scan for when we REALLY need to use it!
I hate this mentality
>>146915762
I am actually so glad Valve did 6 invites. Teams got exposed, Alliance and Fnatic still got in but questionable invites are still on the fence or out
>limmp is using both chakrams and whirling death to farm single waves
hope they lose
SLOTHERINA
IS
CUTE
U
T
E
What is this basher PL meme
>>146915879
Was about to post this. I thought the qualifiers would be a waste of time but seeing all the BTFO's was worth it.
>>146915987
PL's illusions are fucking trash, so if you want to play the hero at all, you have to make PL strong
This is also why he's a bad hero
>>146915987
?
>stun people
>kill them
not hard desu
>>146916054
>>146915987
The only illusions worse than PL's are manta medusas.
Diffusal is literally the only item you should ever get to "buff" the illusions and have the other 4-5 items build for the main PL.
>col actually threw this one
>TIMBERSAW
>BALANCED
Okay, I'm pretty sure CoL don't actually want to win.
JUST
HOW
how can you throw this game? ITS UN BELIEVABLE
THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO PLAY IN THE QUALIFIERS
>have timber
>still lose because your team is just that bad
>losing late game against a PL, sand King, and Lich
This kind of shittiness is usually only seen with BigShitty HoneyLans.
>>146916153
It's funny how this image went from accurate, to less accurate, to completely inaccurate with most of those heroes being relevant, then back to completely accurate
>>146916485
?
All the heroes there aside from BS are pretty good this patch in the right draft though.
>>146916485
What never changed, however, is
>Radiance Illusion Farming
>PL
WHAT WENT WRONG
>>146916320
>MRP going after Slacks and Greg instantly defending Slacks
Mafia is fucked
>>146916669
YOU ARE
>>146916669
with heroes like a beastmaster or legion, u get bkb piercing lockdown that actually can lead to the death of enemy heroes instead of mildly inconveniencing them
>restart the series
>>146916713
He's still talking about Fnatic bro.
>let's focus timber
>lose
NA DOTA
>le balanced woodcutter man
CUT
CUT
CUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUTCUT
Despite Swindlezz best efforts, limmp manages to drag complexity over the finishing line
someone get this man a chiropractor
>picking PL the badTB
>>146917108
both are fucking trash vs invoker anyway
>Its "who can throw harder" episode
>doubting
![0i3176J[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5DlK5uL.jpg "0i3176J[1].jpg")
Delete your lies and apologize
Reminder CoL lives in a luxury vacation home on the waterfront and DC lives in a glorified suburb in Phoenix "If you step out of the air conditioning for more than 20 minutes you'll actually just fucking die" Arizona.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoWpllE2Bs
https://www.flickr.com/photos/asiaamore/sets/72157660001064720/
>>146916669
His BAT got crushed, so he's not a versatile everyman hero anymore.
>swindle and the guy on the left (zfreek) are brothers
How come Zfreek is so fucking fat? He has the exact same genetics as swindle who is normal weight.
>>146917362
>siblings are identical twins who live the same lives
>>146917362
>He has the exact same genetics
/d2g/
>>146917501
>>146917683
baited
>>146917362
>when your support doesn't let you get any farm
>>146913874
wait a sec, that bob
>>146917815
more like when your support players carries your ass everysingle game
>>146917268
>Arizona weather can get to 48C in the summer
holy shit how do people live
>>146917772
>hurr i was only pretending to be retarded
i hate low-quality trolls like you
>>146918023
I just never go outside
why is slacks allowed to be in front of a camera
>>146918023
They run from an air conditioned home, to an air conditioned car, to an air conditioned office, and so on.
It's almost like living on another planet.
The high was 110 in phoenix today. Today.
>>146918343
why dont they just air condition their state
>>146918023
jesus fuck thats africa-tier
feelsgood to be euro masterrace
>>146918023
By not being such a pussy rofl.
none of these white people can dance
>>146915368
viper vs qop is pretty good
ET vs morphling
>>146918117
It's actually a repost from a really long time ago.
>>146918326
why is reddit allowed to be in my thread
>riki
So its 2-2 now
>>146918523
you realize that slacks is literally redit embodied?
>>146918475
uhh racist much?
>>146918469
Liking heat means you are a nigger.
White people always lived in cold climates.
>>146918612
i dont care if he's reddit.
He actually, tried pretty hard at his job, is the only one non-autistic, makes people laugh, constantly works on something even if that's a paint slideshow.
Unlike "ourguy xd" 2GD who went to host a major not knowing the roster of 70% of the teams and white board.
>Riki, BM, Naix, and Batrider
>>146918523
>liking reddit incarnate
>>146918823
Hey kid, d'ya like TI2
WHY
DOES
NO
ONE
EVER
BAN
THE
FUCKING
TIMBER
>>146917268
>6ft 8
jesus
>>146915368
You mean counters, or heroes which are garbage when paired in the same team?
Antisynergy combo king is WW Bane
Secret's team house is the best, too bad they have to live in shithole Turkey.
>>146918892
Its the PPD/Puppey ego that they can beat it
I think DC is fine not banning it, you want real practice and they are still up a game, but its that hero you want figured out before TI
>>146918810
no one said anything about 2gd reddit tard
and besides most of what you see is just slacks bullshiting
https://www.livecap.tv/t/beyondthesummit/uZtubMU13lW
>>146918971
Seeing how miserable the average roach is makes the kick ass mansion all the sweeter.
WISE FLEE MY FOOTBALLS
What happens if Batrider blinks, uses lasso on someone and then enemy distruptor glimpses him ?
Does he glimpse back where he blinked from WITH the lassoed enemy ?
>>146919429
Read the lasso description
>Windwaifu
slacks is a ness
>is mafia
>fake claims cop to save another mafia
>replies to shane that he had moved during the medic phase and not the mafia phase
>spergs out the moment shane says he is the medic because he heard him say he is cop instead
What are some heores that really make you think?
>>146918343
Sounds like South Florida.
twitch tv/broxy_tv
its the muslim special!
>>146919824
stop shilling your shit you mongoloid
>>146919872
its not me idiot i cant post im playing
>>146911150
>have 1(one) NA player in your team
>he literally unironicly can't CS on a lane completely alone
>>146911212
Someone just lost a game to a Slark that abused the retards on the enemy team
>>146918023
It's a dry heat
>>146920403
oh boy so you die in a fire instead of a pool of your own sweat
>>146914136
If you haven't noticed, they're making the game fun for pos 3-5 players for some reason. First came supports with comeback gold, cheaper boots and support items and tps. Now comes the offlane. 4 protect 1 ricing meta is a sin, lets just fight all the time #4TheViewers
>pick Terrorblade
>Win
...D-dotards?
>col
ROFL
>Let me get near to creeps as squsihy support against dazzle
>giving an offlane bat a blink dagger
>>146920515
Anon????
>>146920459
110 dry heat > 90 + humidity
Moo is my fav NA player
>>146920654
Ill show you a dry heat
*unzips*
>>146920654
>125 in death valley
>It's a dry heat
Kill yourself. Feeling a little wet doesn't actually kill you. Raw temperature does.
>Slacks is alive
>every night Mafia don't kill him
>Town don't kill him
Town is SO FUCKING BAD when they don't get a lucky Mafia kill
Team pizzaface takes it to game 4 with a 35min smokegank where they kill a core or two, DC fucking up and not having bb so they take 2 rax, calling it
Quizz time
>get a triple kill early as batnigger
>plenty of gold
Do you buy
>a blink dagger
>drums
?
>>146921092
rapier
>>146921031
game 5 bro
game 4 is going on as we speak
>>146921092
are you mememeander ?
if yes drums
if no blink
>>146921092
Nice, it's another shitstain forcing mediocre item builds as if they were the best secret tactic post
>>146920859
>dry heat
>sweat evaporates
>cools you down
>100% humidity
>sweat can't evaporate
>doesn't cool you off
>you die
Learn what sweat does before posting.
>>146921205
maybe you should learn what sweat does faggot it can't cool you off if it fucking evaporates
r8 my desktop guys
>>146921336
not that anon but i think your wrong on this one.
the evaporation is what causes the cooling
>>146921336
Weak bait, but have a pity (You).
>These are the NA teams that will potentially get to play in the most important tournament of the year.
Just make all the regions fight for spots so we don't get trash tears in TI because everyone region deserves the same amount of spots. And as a bonus we can flame EU/NA more
are our jews doing it?
>lifestealer running into a metamorphed terrroblade with illusions
i remember when kpop ruled this general
where are my plastic bitches
Who should I be cheering for?
>>146921431
memedistro/10
>>146921713
if you want shitposting about gooks go to sc2 general
>>146921431
>Arch
>Transsexual transnigger
I can't handle all this shit taste
>>146921625
>Normie chad bigcock captain
>HoNtrash
>Typical NA chad with a big ego, not even a memer
>probably had a part in getting 2GD banned
>our guys
How will Icetoad nerf TB after the qualifiers?
How is this hero balanced?
>>146921864
15 + 1.4 STR :^)
>>146921843
lower his starting str by 2
give him 1 more starting armor
:^)
>>146921843
probably nerf metamorphosis range
OR nerf Dragon Lance stats
>>146921725
Neither, just irrelevant tier 2 teams that arent even our guys.
Official our guys list: (chinks not included)
>EG
>OG
>Liquid
>whatever trash Beesa is playing in
>Blitz
>2GD
>Bruno
>Soe
>>146922126
>eg
>tl
>blizz whore
nice list faggot
>>146922126
>Charlie
>Grant
>ixmike
>Fluffnstuff
>Cap
>>146921843
I know he wont do it, but I hope he buffs hg def or towers so we get boring farm games again
>>146922126
>EG
Fuck off reddit
>>146921205
The effect is negligible. You're spouting idiotic fold knowledge.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S144024409980005X
p = 0.05
You should be smart enough to figure this out.
>>146922218
>>146922287
You cant say OG/EG/Liquid arent our guys since like 25% of vg will always complain.
Grant is a white nigger EG fanboy that should go back to his drunk casts since he wont make it big. Just being "le savage" doesn't mean he is our guy Mike is now irrelevant
>have to outplay the shit out of TB with two heroes
>he's just standing there attacking and almost winning
With Jews
Never Lose!
>that sunder
ROFL
fucking retard
What just happened? How did CoL lose that fight?
>>146922334
>The mean heat load is therefore more important than changing patterns of temperature and humidity in determining an individual's physiological response to exercise in a warm environment.
'B-but it's a dry heat fags' permanently BTFO
