old: >>146876503
NA Dota edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
nth for our boy making it to Seattle
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38
Can our boy make it to TI?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
TOP 10 FOR SLACKS NEEDS TO DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH
I'm starting to like Slacks guys...
xth for kill yourself arma
I want to marry Soe.
>>146890378
>The eyes so damn split apart
Aside from the body, this looks like something you'd see an 11 y/o posting on DeviantArt
Pass
>>146890378
>her
POST OFFICIAL DOTA MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gemKsn4cJCU
>>146890408
only if we believe
necrolyte yourself
The immortals in this game are so fucking ugly now
I'm so glad I sold everything
>>146890508
You are just being conditioned subconsciously by all those slacks fanshits here. Resist for a little longer and you will be fine.
>>146890634
>posts about liking bts(unironically)
>posts about disliking 2gd
>memepost ratio to regular post ratio/build ratio posting is absurd
This isn't /d2g/ , it's /d2rg/ dota 2 reddit general
>negrolyte
Escape lost
>>146890768
meme
>Want to watch this duck suck me off?
nth for Traxex is the best waifu!
Who /fuckniggers/ here?
Based our guy tobi
http://eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
league literally got pit lord before us
LOL
O
L
>>146889387
EXCUSE ME but I am the biggest faggot and the most frequently cucked member of /d2g/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/
Prepare to spam DELETED in this thread, cause it's coming
>Let Alliance get Timber, Void, Rubick, and Lich
>Pick Necro and Kunkka
Our guys Escape have to go to through the wildcard.
;_;
>treads on necrolyte
5 seconds to justify
>>146890297
Pls help me /d2g/
What should I spam to get 4k? I'm stuck at 3.8
>Timbersaw can facetank 1v1 LD
>>146890881
pffffft LMAObut yeah, that's like a nintendo censored version of pitlord, both visual and skill-wise
>>146890930
he needs hp?
>this busted fuckin slardar
gg alliance rigged
>Alliance only know how to play the same heroes from TI3
Uhm dotards?
Care to explain this?
anyone got the oddshot where you can hear sheever taking a piss?
troeling for victims
>beesa morphling
lets go
>>146890930
you intend to build radiance
>>146891115
I wonder how jealous Rime is of Beesa. I hope he's suffering I fucking hate that faggot.
>Prize Pool not even 15 million yet
Doturds?
>>146891092
which one, the one where its like a horse for a minute or the other one where its a quick sound before she stops and closes the door
>>146891115
why do their jerseys say sex
TIMBERSHIT
IS
BALANCED
>>146890930
>what is treadswitching
reminder to never let era play axe
that scythe was embarassing
>>146891259
I've only heard the first one
>>146891108
>>146891092
>>146890591
>>146890536
>>146890408
>>146890402
>>146890378
>every thread is this same garbage
i want to die
Synd. That was literally the worst shallow grave I've ever seen.
what did you buy in the summer sale?
all I bought is a smug anime face because all the new games are shit
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/385800-%3Aazuki2%3A
be honest, /d2g/..
would you?
>Synderen.
Please cast instead m8.
>>146891338
Nothing. Poor as fuck, and the few games I want, my PC can't run them
>that 3 seconds delay between grave and TP
kuckva
>>146891396
annee? YES!
zyori? nah...
>>146891396
MODS
>>146891514
Ughmore?
>>146890591
>>146890408
>>146890402
why does he look like a model in every picture?
When did this whole general become so fucking underageb&
Jesus christ
HOLY SHIT MUH DICK
ANNEEDROID IS JUST LYING THERE
I WANT TO LIE NEXT TO HER AND USE HER FUNBAGS AS PILLOWS SO FUCKING MUCH
WHY EVEN LIVE DESU
>>146891616
Because he's the best
simply the best
I'm eagerly anticipating Loda's ego boost after Alliance qualifies :^)
>build damage on void
>win
uhh dotards?
>>146891514
if she ever gets invited to a LAN we should make a petition on reddit for her to cosplay as Luna
why did they abandon bottom lane like that
All they needed was to harass the void like their slardar was being harassed...
what if necro's aura worked on towers
>>146891674
>This post was made by an US government paid employee
>>146891687
What was the context of this?
https://youtu.be/oIBSjmr6HaA?t=56
What song is it that EternalEnvy is listening to when he plays Bloodseeker at 0 55
>>146891687
for some reason his realization that arrogance doesn't suit anyone came at the same time he started balding as fuck
>>146890515
Fucking rude man, i just wanna play and talk, thats all, stop interfereing into my life
egm my man what the fuck was that scythe
>FLUFF SHOWING HIMSELF ON CAM
FOR WHAT REASON?
IS HE FINALLY GOING TO DO IT????
So whats the pointo f the slardar this game
fucking era
wastes scythe
FEEDS IT despite have an instant cast spell
Then they feed 2 people for no reason, attempting a stupid tier 2 push
>Kunkka picked
>has lost every game he's picked in
>casters hype it as a smart decision
Why do they lie?
is it really 2-1 or hwat?
>>146891821
That's a Gunbound song.
>>146891717
her and sheever should cosplay as a dairy cow and a farmgirl with sheever milking her
>EGM failing the irony scythe
>>146891751
it wouldnt make sense
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146891783
aui was casting loda play pl
he literally said somehting like "loda should split the illusions when he is hitting raxes so they dont all die to aoe nukes"
after the game loda went on a twitter rant how aui should stop talking becuase he never won anything (aui was in dignitas and shit back then) and that he plays way better than him
but in the end of course he caved in and literally blamed others lmao he said that someone TOLD HIM that he was flamed by aui lmao
>>146891783
He had just come off a win against every Chinese teamin G1-League which was pretty monumental because it was the first time the west had won against east ever.
Aui gave some critiques during the cast about Loda not microing his PL illusions at all so Loda flexed his muscles :^)
>>146891616
genes lad...highlander genes
>>146892006
Only 9 inches?
>>146891970
thank you mane
Is this the end of secret?
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4qbx95/arteezy_among_victims_of_istanbul_airport_terror_attacks/
>>146892041
>>146892050
I hate him so much
>ERA LIVED
NANI?
THAT SADIST REGEN LMAO
>sadist
xd
>>146891873
Yeah don't listen to bullies armaa chan
era just keeps walking instead of scything the 1 hp weaver... lol....
Still won the fight tho hahahahahaha alliance cucks btfo
>>146892167
I hate both of them, but I hate loda more
>>146892154
>picking Void into Dazzle
pottery
I have no idea why era isn't buying blade mail.
>>146892050
>He had just come off a win against every Chinese teamin G1-League which was pretty monumental because it was the first time the west had won against east ever.
No
They went undefeated in a chinese only lan, they were the onnly western team, at that time chinese were considered the strongest because ig had won TI2
>>146892154
litteraly BTFO
>>146892304
Why do you hate Aui?
I think he's a cool guy and a good pos4, just not what EG's looking for.
>>146892304
>>146892452
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>This will never happen again
Why live
>>146892375
blademail really isn't that good
You want offensive items, not defensive items
The dagon is good, the blink is good
If you are focused by 5 you are dying regardless of blademail or not.
It's also really hard to time blademails well to actually make them worthwhile, especially vs void.
>>146891514
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40s
>>146892402
Chinese were considered the strongest since dota1 and ti2. Everyone blindly listened to the Chinese logic: Wisp is an ineffective hero against china because "they are never out of position". Then Alliance came over and smacked them down.
>>146892402
>at that time chinese were considered the strongest because ig had won TI2
you mean because they got 5 teams in ti2 top8 including all the top spots but 2nd
>>146892441
did you hear him talk ever?
Did you see him play? everything about him is obnoxious as fuck
>>146892504
>pops blademail
>gets ignored
ehmmm
How is loda this fucking bad? I never see Fear make these type of mistakes.
>>146892485
Because you aren't an autist with no friends?
Because you're an adult that can cope with loss?
>>146892375
They changed it to reflect the same damage type
its shit
plus he needs survability first
>era fucks up yet another scythe
>synd fucks up yet another grave
geez
>>146892485
>tfw no more bruno
>Necro in charge of being useful
>>146892504
It's more for timbersaw.
Also considering that almost any other hero deals more damage than necro, blade mail is quite the offensive item.
>>146892452
Will Era team up with Fluff at TI and do it?
Neither of these teams deserve an invite
AF has failed us
>Balda and Era trying their hardest to throw
What a game
Era and Loda having a Throw-down in what could be the decider for the second EU qualifier spot.
Its truly like pottery.
GUYS
IS IT 2-1 OR WHAT
fucking era
>>146892714
timbersaw then just pulls his shit in and ignores you for 5 seconds
meanwhile a dagon is the difference between him dying to reaper & living
>>146892616
Alliance was a patch team. We've known this for almost three years now.
>>146892282
Its hard not to when they interfere in your personal life
>>146892759
make an educated guess anon
>>146892759
yes its 2-1. what the fuck its on the screen in front of you
UPDATING UPDATING
>UPDATING UPDATING
blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
>blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
>blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
blog.dota2.com/AbyssalUnderlord
>>146892759
Yes, its 2-1
>>146892872
>>146892880
Hes asking because scoreboard was showing wrong score last game
>>146892880
well to be fair they fucked it up before
>>146892676
>>146892731
why is he so gay
what about a spell taunt of some sort? as opposed to autoattack taunts like axe and legion
could be it redirects targeted spells to target the hero and/or forces AOE spells to include the hero or else not work, instead of actually forcing them to cast a spell
Fly and Shittail dropped Era for a reason.
never 4get old fntic
Fly, Notail Era H4nni and that other guy who never made it anywhere
@146892916
>in the middle of qualifiers
weak b8 m8
>>146892916
shut up
>>146893067
he's just an alpha, wants to fuck all the time and isn't fussy about what he sticks his dick in
Is FDL exposed to be the shitter they are?
>Khezu
How is this guy on a team what the fuck I can do better
>>146893067
why are you
>>146893076
>H4nni
What happened to this cuck?
Synd has had the worst fucking shallow graves this game. Has he played Dota 2 before? Does he realize how bursty the different heroes are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI1Fvp6rBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI1Fvp6rBw
>>146893143
They're playing in this game, aren't they?
>>146893167
he's cheering for OG whenever they play
Like a little school girl
>>146892776
You could pop it when he's chaining+chakraming on you, it's more damage than 3 extra dagon levels.
It's also nice if you're the target of chain frost and you find yourself next to a bear.
>>146893132
What if he wants you?
>Artour 1 game off 9k
Everyone pray for OUR GUY
>>146893174
>i'll cast shadow wave instead of shallow grave that'll show them !
>>146893067
>not being gay
>>146893217
They are losing against col right now.
>>146891338
where can i use this shit?
does it work in dota2 ingame?
>>146893234
i'd submit to him
>>146892485
literally watching this as we speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-7bIRCvDQ4
>>146893154
this might be hard for you to understand, but when you see 'everything' that happens in the game, its because we as spectators ARENT hindered by Fog of War.
HOWEVER
the players themselves, have MUCH more limited vision of whats going on.
>>146893231
just tell the bear to not kill you with 3 lich ult bounces
or optimally buy a bkb/euls
>>146893209
He's gonna do it one day.
>alliance famous for abusing buybacks en masse
>let's not get aghs on necro
>>146893074
It's called "lotus in a pub game."
>>146893303
I wonder if bulldonger is chill IRL
He looks comfy to hug with those big arms.
Does this Alliance VS Esc game even matter??
I thought they both already qualified.
>>146893483
series winner gets the spot
series loser fights for a wildcard spot later I think ? or is wildcard
>>146893483
no winner qualifies loser is wildcard
Why do people draft Necrophos when items like Glimmer Cape exists?
>>146893132
>>146893161
>>146893303
>>146893336
reminder that dota 2 is gay free
>>146893429
man if only there was some way to turn a point booster into an item that upgraded your ultimate ability..
>>146893483
It's for who gets in without needing to go through the wildcard games.
>>146893132
Just like Lone Druid Kappa
>>146893262
I believe
TI4 EU hub
>actual pros fly in to hang out with bruno, james, weppas, skrff
>impromptu moments like dinner meals, bruno talk show, cat antics, lumi stealing bacon, shane shattering a glass mug
>pros and casters play a wide variety of games together like mario party, NBA, gang beasts, n64 roms
TI6 hub
>not a single pro player in sight
>autists like slacks allowed to take over
>"time for puppy pen!! xDDD"
>actual "social" hub is secondary to the main stream's attempt to be professional
>everyone's bored as fuck anyway
>only games are SSBM and mafia
like holy shit i get that the majors system has fucked up scheduling so what SHOULD have been 4 weeks in May of casual fun turns into 4 days of underproduced bullshit in late June, but come on
it's really really not hard to see what made the TI4 hub so great and it's also really not hard to see what keeps going wrong with each subsequent TI hub and The Summit that makes them so much worse compared to the last
but at least we got sponsor $$$$ XDDD
>>146893429
>rushing agh's on necro before items like veil/dag1/blink
episch
>>146893568
because they correctly rely on AKKE and EGM being shit enough to not be able to apply said glimmer to the affected hero
>>146893595
dude waited for dagon 3 to realize that when they already have enough burst damage with bear and slardar
>>146893345
>>146892485Whats James up to nowadays? This bts is kind of boring without an alcoholic I can relate to.
>>146893262
Should Arteezy be banned from TI6? (self.DotA2)
submitted 18 minutes ago by thegeorgeofthejungle
As was posted earlier on Reddit, Arteezy is intentionally have people throw games for him so he can increase his MMR.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4q9kvi/bulba_ruining_pub_game_mmr_assassin/
Sunbhie has talked about how much of a problem is and competitive players like Arteezy should not be allowed to abuse the system like this just because he's famous. How much MMR has he gained from this? Hundreds? Thousands?
Valve needs to send a clear message that this type of behavior from Arteezy is unacceptable.
>>146893583
You wish
>>146892916
lemme fix that for you
http://eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/champion-update-ryze-rune-mage
got your pit lord ult right here
>>146893668
turkey isn't in europe
there's more than 1 shootout a day in average in the USA
>>146893668
Orlando was a week ago, America, land of gays and cucks (and good dota players)
>>146893668
2016 is shaping up to be a great year
>>146893717
he turned his house into a game studio and works on his shooter
he will have a kickstarter soon where he will use the whole james is an ass post by gaben
he casted a showmatch like 3 days ago and said he wasnt invited to the bts hub, im sure he wasnt becuase valve pays for it thats why its so shit
>>146893650
>>146893668
Not only Turkey isn't part of EU, it's not even in fucking Europe
>>146893763
who gives a fuck
nofear drophacked to 8k and hes not banned from anything aside from the leaderboards
![B7f2_OECEAAyijj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rhIvmJJ.jpg "B7f2_OECEAAyijj[1].jpg")
>>146893925
>shaping up
>it's beenmore than half a year already
>>146894021
I sure don't miss this shoehorned fuck
2GD studio never brought anything or anybody of interest to the scene, good riddance, enjoy your dreamhack garbage "relevancy"
>>146894021
Still loving that reaction from him
>>146893784
why does he sit like that?
>>146894179
he's a slut
>>146893336
YOu would submit to anyone you fucking slut
>>146894157
>muh esports is serious business
FUCKING LOL AT THIS CHRONOSPHERE
LITERALLY NO POINT BESIDES BURNING MANA AND COOLDOWN
>>146893650
TI4 EUHub
>completely devised by James to marry esports personalityshitting with esports coverage
TI6 Hub
>paid for by Valve
>>146893668
>turkey
Wew you scared me, I thought actual humans died there for a second
>>146894207
>>146894157
t . LD
>These lags literally ingame 24/7
>Can't even host the qualifiers properly
Go back to your Beyond the cuckit hub.
khezu is so fucking shit
>>146894171
>>146894021
I never understood this, is it from a game?
Post em
>>146894373
BTS is fucking trash but fuck the 2GD studio and their edgy asses and absolute nobodies that aren't interesting for shit to watch
cap/blitz/tobi are our guys
>>146894157
Draskyll was good. Apollo was decent for SC2 (even though I dislike him). But yeah, Weppas, skrff, shane, semmler, are all absolute trash.
>>146894427
the kitten jumps out, baldcunt1 gets up to get the kitten and knocks a glass over in the procerss
baldcunt2 then goes oh noooooooo the glass damnnnn
Massaka ! Kunnuka-ga?!
>>146894551
yeah draskyll is good das about it
>>146894518
>cap
decent guy with latent anger issues
>tobi
L O fucking L
>blitz
you got that one right
>>146894509
rofl u play doturd
>This useless fucking Necro pick.
>make half a dagon 5, half a shiva's and half a bloodstone
>oops I'm fucking useless now XD
FUCKING ERA LOL OFF YOURSELF MY MAN
Lets not blame the kunkka here
The issues are: Useless dazzle pick
Lotta fuckups by era
Dazzle feeds extensively
Slardar had zero farm due to bad play/not starting with iron meme
However I'd say that the quas lvl 1 on kunkka was really bad, if they went exort lvl 1, they can fight
>>146894509
Do you just pick the same hero over and over and AFK in the fountain?
![loda[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I29Zz6Z.jpg "loda[1].jpg")
Apologize.
Literally
All of this
because
they cant kill timbersaw
Its fucking stupid
This is like huskar all over again
6 slotted bear deals literally no damage to it
>build damage on Void
>win
uhh dotards??
Guys
It isn't really scripted is it?
How much of a cheapskate do you have to be to not buyback to defend your rax? Literally lose the game to preserve gold for your one hero?
>>146894518
I'll agree on you that cap blitz and tobi are our guys but If there's ever anymore hubs I'd rather want somewhat funny stream rather than what ever the fuck is BTS hubs.
>>146894868
>linkens meme sabre bkb blink is damage
kk bro
>>146894879
nah era is just a bigger choker than s4 and Loda combined
>>146894509
Step your game up, senpai.
Be like me, a jack of all trades that can play any role at least somewhat succesfully and excel at 2-3.
>>146894853
I pick Riki and roam. Not farming much. Or I pick anti-mage and then my team doesn't support me.
>>146892731
Why is EGM such a slut.
AMERIKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
ALLIANCE ALLIANCE ALLIANCE
SHOUTOUT TO KELLY
>That feel when Alliance in the main event of TI6
>>146894879
Damn that's a really good picture.
APOLOGIZE
>QOJVA doing that Arteezy DC shit.
LETS CHASE THE AEGIS VOID OUT OF THE BASE LOL
>>146890761
For as long as I've been seeing this, I still can't figure out what the fuck he was thinking. There was no way he could have possibly thought he would survive tanking all those tower hits and heal through them with one Q.
What did he mean by this?
>shout out to kelly
every
time
>>146895071
I'll admit he did good this match.
I like when Alliance wins because d2g gets massively triggered.
>Alliance and Secret both qualified
>>146895027
>EU qualifer
>literal synderen stack
>american
Umm...dotards?
>>146895101
Shoutout to kelly and her son
HAHA GET REKT AMERIFATS.
Guess Akke was right - they deserved an invite all along :^)
>>146895014
What a fucking slut, purge is right next to them, fucking disrespect.
>>146895014
>no car hero
APOLOGIZE
Can anyone can save this troubled region of the world?
>>146895114
that guy is patrician as fuck
>>146895198
He probably sleept with all of them that night
Fucking slut/10
>>146895062
i'm sure they'll do well THIS year!
APOLOGIZE
>>146893345
What in the fuck would you watch this? It's literally Big Brother Esports edition.
Cancer
>>146895231
Give CIS its own region.
>>146895231
Yes, Valve by giving an invite to a shitty team.
>it's another episode where alliance qualifies for a thing and gets last place once again
>>146895231
Can't be saved as long as matchfixing slavs are allowed to play in valve events.
>>146894985
Versatility is the trade of noob. You must reduce it near to none to call yourself good at this game.
>>146895114
>>146895250
