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>>146909703
You might be shit at making threads, but at least you posted it mere moments before that horrendous OP.
So thanks, I guess.
Still no game discussion? I'm impressed
you don't have to include that arrows and #'s, you know that right?
octoshits are niggers pass it on
Jesus, how many times do you have to repost the same image?
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/1464807090097.jpg/
>>146909703
>→ # → #
>-this is a shit general
Neck yourself
>>146910081
octofags are mentally deficient, they can't be bothered to scroll down further and pick a different image
sheldon’s picks vol. 3 when?
>>146910154
The person in the last thread said to put that in the OP so I did.
Reminder anyone talks badly about our beloved content creators or our squid sisters is a shitposter sent by the discord. Show the haters that we don't need to talk about the game to have wonderful discussion.
>>146909980
Yes.
>>146910398
Stop the Discord bogeyman. Yes, they're shitposters. Yes, talking about characters from the game is valid discussion. No, they're not necessarily from some sekrit club.
>>146910631
How about you go back to the discord, mmkay?
>>146910292
kys
>>146910113
nice /v/ meme, dude
>>146909919
read it with your eyes, anon
>>146910727
at least you admit you are.
>>146910631
fuck off discord cuck
die in a river fire
>>146910282
SOON
so, let's talk about how your main has evolved since the game came out/how you found your main in the first place
i'm not gonna lie, i still use vanilla aerospray even after all this time in turf war. it's fast, it's efficient and i'm pretty good at killing with it.
i main both SSP and carbon in ranked. from the moment i tried SSP i fell in love. the carbon came a little while later, when i got bored. i tried all kinds of weapons and none of them really resonated with me. then i tried the quickness and great kill potential of the carbon and oh man it felt good. been using it ever since.>inb4 falseflaggers posting "no discussing the game here", "reeee", etc. etc.
>>146909924
stop being mad that legend of zelda general split off from nintendo general
>>146911112
holy shit what the fuck happened to that poor image
jfc
>>146911112
That picture is so terrible that I can't even read your terrible post.
>>146911112
it's like that image was corrupted at some point, what happened?
>>146911153
>>146911340
bucket tool, most likely. it's in the other pictures, but most noticeable here because of all the dark colors.
the drawing itself isn't bad, though, and the other ones i saw by this artist were better, so i still like it.
i just wanted a pic with SSP, and this pic was the first thing that came to mind.
>>146911112
I've mained the Splash-O-Matic ever since I unlocked it. It's only got better as it was gradually buffed more and more.
>>146911112
if you insist
>sspro
that shit didn't need a buff. I almost wish that they never buffed it because all the jap kiddies are using it now. It's a fucking pain.
>rango blaster
also didn't need a buff. so many fucking people use it now. it drives me nuts.
Now I use dual squelcher. can't wait for them to buff that shit too, forcing to use another weapon.im a big baby
>>146911112
I started using E-Liter because it's the only thing that can beat enemy E-Liters
It's been nerfed to shit but is still broken
>>146911881
you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
>>146911530
Sounds like you're just kissing up to the drawfags
>>146911112
I recognize that squid. it got posted every time someone requested art. whose is it?
>>146910470
get your hand out of your pants then boy
>>146912212
she's mine, i really feel bad for posting her so much all that time ago
i just really liked seeing art of her, but came to understand that other people needed their squids drawn too and found it really annoying for me to post her so often
>>146912380
autism
>>146912437
rude
>>146912380
Being aware of a problem doesn't excuse you for being selfish.
>>146912243
I'm not Callie.
>>146912546
what's done is done. besides, it's just shitty drawings. plus, not his fault he was always prepared while others weren't
>>146912683
It is his fault. Why are you shifting blame to the victims?
>>146912824
you snooze you lose, kid
All Woomies look the same though. Anybody could dress their Squid like that and call it their own.
>>146912859
But that's not what we're talking about.
Have these threads ever not been shit?
>>146913162
They're still great.
Which one of you guys is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8yIBZLwDGY
>>146912546
what do you want me to do about it
>>146913341
this
it may be shit, but it's my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N9uk_rK8YA
never forget boys
>>146913423
I know them!
>>146913643
i cringeeverytime
>>146913643
I still think this was stupid. Scarth has apparently never heard of rehearsals or practice before.
>>146913643
Iwata was a faggot
>>146913834
took a good 10 minutes to get everyone into the lobby, practice was the least of his concerns
>>146911112
i dont know how but i ended with the kelp charger, the gun fits for every map/gamemode
back when the game added ranked mode i played some games and i found that kelp was good for the SZ rotations since the sprinkler help to keep the zone painted and distract idiots and when TC and RM came out the wail and sprinkler help a lot to break the bubble or clear the tower
now with the new nerf for the chargers its kinda hard to get those close shots to get people off from you,still a lot of fun to use tho
>>146913643
>seeing my mii when scarth is scrolling through his fl
feels good
>>146913643
>mashing camera reset when match starts
Do people really do this?
>>146910803
/v/ memes are always wrong
>>146914156
It's not as if there was a rush.
>>146914738
Exactly.
What was the first Manmenmei image?
>>146915419
this
>>146915463
Thanks.
How does a male inkling look like?
>>146916521
>the thread's slowing down
>quick!!! post images that were just posted last thread!!!!!!!
>>146916709
sorry... i never saw it.
>>146916697
Really dude?
>>146916697
pastrami??
>>146916795
octopi*
>>146916985
fat
>>146913643
>most of these people dont play anymore
>>146915419
>>146917457
what rank is sameanko
>>146917457
Cheers mate
>>146917457
and here we can see the proto-mimimamin
>>146917457
When did you start writing blurbs for them?
>>146917735
the first real one i wrote was for this memammima!
>today: a 3d memammima! or is it still 2d? either way, it's certainly taken a liking to that (comparatively) larger-than-life octopus!
>i'd absolutely love to buy a plush of one of sameanko's mammemmis. i think they'd look just as cute!
>>146918245
why are mamammina's feet so cute anons
ive never felt this way
>>146918245
Cute stuff
here we go again, real not-discussion but rather shitty image posting hours
smack dat submit button
>>146918967
fuck off discord cuck
>>146918967
you gonna discuss something, or
>>146919076
does this artist really make these with crayons?
>>146919076
of course he's not. he's a discord cuck. only here to shitpost and flame and troll.
>>146919151
looks like it, people can do crazy things with some unexpected forms of art
>>146919802
does she need to pee? aw
jellies are cute
also, if you want to see more of this artist's stuff, their twitter can be found at https://twitter.com/ocyasobo
>>146919903
She'sjonesing
are anemones for lewd
>>146920067
this shit is too fucking good
it infuriates me for some reason
>>146920209
Yes
>>146920209
anemones are for lewd, and nothing else
>>146920131
She's what
>>146919903
c u t e
does anyone have the picture of marie smirking at and rejecting a dick
>discord is now deader than thread
interesting
>>146920716
>16 ips
>100 replies
>>146920707
You could apply that context to most pictures of Marie.
More like STINKLINGS
More like COCKTOLINGS
>>146920407
When someone has a strong craving for something. It's usually some kind of drug and they get erratic or jittery until they get the thing that they crave.
>>146921392
I love this picture so much
>>146921392
I hate this picture so much
is this the crusty crab
>>146922005
no this is john cena hello
>>146920716
Literally blame thatsso for banning anyone and everyone that damaged his little tia. Shes sensitive and needs protection! Amazing how he went from a shitty mod to an even shittier one within 2 months.
>>146922201
>whiteknighting a girl with a boyfriend
Anyone want to squad?
NNID: Herocross
why is moyashi so small!!
>>146922458
It's even more pathetic the more you think about it. Everyone that's left, anyone that had something interesting to say or contribute, is gone because of tia one way or another.
is saucenao kill
>>146922735
At least Thatsso got cyber sex and cucked the shit out of Tia's boyfriend, Brad
When is someone going to post a not small version of the picture of tia feet?
>>146922540
Looks like one of those creepy haunted dolls
>>146922372
qts
>>146922483
>has disabled the option to receive friend requests
is splatoon dead now
are we finally going home
>>146923185
Splatoon is your home
>>146922845
It doesn't work for me either.
>>146900696
If youre still here
Ask if he can unblock the people with english names
Or those who are active
>>146923018
I was wondering why i wasn't receiving any friend requests. But eh, if only one person I'm not sure it's worth it then. I want to do four people Ina squad.
l
I WANT TO FUCK A WOOMY
WITH BIG TENTACLES
I WANT
TO SQUEEZE HER BONELESS BODY
AND HER TENTACLES
I WANT TO
SO
BADLY
FUCK
>>146923986
I don't
>>146923986
LOL MICE GAMEPLAY ELELE WHY ISNY YHIS THRASd taking ABIUT THE GAME HOLY VOW ITS ALLWAYS ABOUT CARLOS AND MARCO THE BIG BROTHERS ALWAYS SEXUALIZING THEIR TENTACLES AND THEIR SQUID BOY PUSSIES
>>146923813
i dunno. it just seems kind of rude to ask someone why they blocked someone else.
it is their right, after all.
i'll just post whatever comes up.
but in that case, i guess i'll get to work on compiling their work into an album.
>>146922458
a crazy fatass girl at that. Thatso has weird tastes
>>146923986
Me too
>>146924775
oh wait, i can't actually do that because of the new weird imgur.
oops.
sorry.
you can still check out their pixiv, though.
>>146925120
lol what
what's wrong with imgur?
>>146925120
new imgur?
>>146925280
>>146925365
the post is made immediately after you get prompted once to choose pictures, and you can't add any new pictures after that. i'd have to relocate all of her pictures to one folder manually, then upload them all at once. it'd be a hassle.
>>146925505
No pain no glory. Pretend Callie is cheering you on as you click one picture after another.
>>146924902ThatsSo was thicc anon the whole time
>>146926069
there's like two or three thicc anons, anon.inc me
this mmmamma is being abducted for ufo anniversary day... well, is it really an abduction? after all, it's just tako-chan! are they even an alien? wait, unless tako-chan pulled a ufo out of nowhere, it's not really unidentified, huh? argh.
on june 24th, 1947, businessman kenneth arnold claimed to have seen several unidentified objects in the sky, reaching speeds of up to 2700 kilometers per hour! these were generally agreed to be the first ufos spotted, and started a huge craze of ufo spotting. apparently, some believers gather together to go ufo spotting on this day!
i'm not super into the movement, if you ask me. but i can't fault people for finding entertainment in these kinds of things! we all have a few unusual things we do to keep ourselves entertained. whatever keeps you busy, eh?
>>146926520
Octarians confirmed for aliens
>>146926520
damn I'm getting spoiled with all these memimnemimenmeiemnsI just realized that I always read your posts with the voice of a drunk man.
>>146926520
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>146927412seaweedlmao
>>146926591
Their designs are based off what Japan thought aliens looked like in the 60s I think
>>146928039
If you get me a sauce on that...
>>146926069
who is thicc anon
>>146928331
A faggot
>>146928331
me
I want to fuck Callie's asshole
>>146929697
it sounds so uncouth when you put it that way
>>146911112
I first used the tentatek.
Then dual squelcher.
After that is the carbon.
Finally i use the inkbrush.
I also use other weapons when im bored.
>>146929795
I want to make earnest and pleasurable love to Callie's asshole
>>146930498
that makes it sound like you want to rim her
what's the deal with /nintyg/ anyway?
why do they still bother
>>146930963
I want to carefully and gently penetrate Callie's asshole with my penis and perform earnest and pleasurable love to it
>>146924775
Ok, thanks anyway
>>146925607
i guess i can do that. not immediately, though.
woomy
>>146932285
You wash your mouth out.
>>146932070
Callie hates her tentacles, they're so impractical, and heavy, and hard to maintain, and she hates stepping on them, and she hates it when people stare or say lewd things about them!
>>146932285
Scarth is sucking my dick RIGHT NOW!!!!!
I normally try not to cave in and actually entertain this bullshit, but I would like to say this to hopefully quell some of the shitposting. I try to avoid bringing the drama over here honestlyI'm fully aware this will just be counterproductive
There are 2 /ink/ users banned from the discord. The one is banned because he made an alternate discord account to troll the discord, and that account got banned, which banned the main account because discord server bans are done by IP. I then refused to lift the ban. This is the user shitposting in the thread constantly.
The other ban was because, as bad as this sounds, someone was simply really annoying. Talking excessively, usually rambling about off topic things no one else wanted to converse about, and for some reason pinging people constantly. A lot of people requested his ban, a lot of people came around less often because of him, and the final decision was done by a vote, in which overwhelmingly resulted in people requesting his ban.He was also an A- who hacked his rank to S+
The accusations that a bunch of people are banned is simply untrue, as are the accusations that I ban people on behalf of someone else (Which is extra silly as I could simply award someone the power to ban, but in fact I did the opposite. They had the power to kick people when I took ownership of the discord and I removed it)
Anyway, sorry for the inevitable disturbance this is gonna cause, and stay fresh
>>146933402
Fuck. Off.
>>146933402
K, so we should boogeyman Heisen rather than whoever the fuck 'babthud' is.
I had a feeling it was still him.
Thanks for the clear-up.
Notice how the people who go bananas over people discussing characters from the game don't give two shits at Discord "discussions" which literally have nothing to do with the game.
>>146934194
Because they're only here to cause trouble. At least we know said person going bananas is only doing so because he's salty the Discord kicked him out.
>>146933402
prove it
>>146933402
I was under the impression that everyone liked A Simple Dot. Everyone seemed friendly to him when he posted it.
>>146934971
Fuck off Heisen.
>discord fags using le one guy meme to discredit all of their opposition even though there's dozens of /ink/ natives who have literally never ever been to the discord and hate it anyway just because of how much it shits up the thread
epin
>>146935391
>dozens of /ink/ natives who have literally never ever been to the discord
there's really no way to prove that
>>146935391
>mfw there is some guy in the discord named "le one guy meme"
it all makes sense now
>>146933402
>discord is so boring and dead after thatsso burned it to the ground that he now brings his drama to the thread as a result
keep your drama and shitposts contained please faggot
>>146935093
-Dot
>>146935775
Well, okay then.
>>146935483
there's no way to prove that literally every anti-discord post ever made was from le one guy, either.
>>146935880
i don't know who that is.
goodnight callie
i love you
>>146936045
it's whoever the discord cucks say it is. whoever their le epbin boogeymang of the week is.
>>146936290
Gnight bro
>>146933468
Are you a scooter?
>>146937210
kek
Would you change the sub/special of your favorite weapon if you could?
>>146938814
Yes. Would of preferred Splat Bomb Rush
>>146939012
Give the regular Inkstrike then
>>146939012
>would of
I guess waifufags are really a lost cause.
>>146939709
wat
>>146939709
>are really
I guess waifufags really are a lost cause.
I'm really fucking annoyed special has to be clicking the right stick, it always delays me by just enough time that I die right as I press it. What a fucking retarded button placement
>>146940967
All your attacks are on the right hand.
>>146941091
Fuck off
is this game pay to win?
>>146941607
Yes
>>146941567
>person presents a logical reason as for the button mapping
>Fuck off
/ink/ outdoes themselves again
>>146941091
let me use the A button or something then. The camera is also on the right stick, and if you are keeping your finger on the jump button or something, then it's significantly harder to lift your finger up and and make sure you don't jam the stick in the upward direction in your rush to do ti
>>146941807
With how many unused buttons this game has, we should be able to choose our own layouts.
I want to make a fuck in the Callie
>>146943419
I want Callie to fuck me up with violence and anger
>>146943419
I want Callie to fuck me with her massive tentacles
E-Liter or E-Litre?
>>146909703
>>146945143
elitr
Anyone want to squad in 10 minutes?
>>146945143
3K chingchong
>>146945537
Sorry, playing Overwatch in a group.
>>146945537
it's 3 in the canadian morning. most people aren't awake to squad
>>146945583
go back to /utg/ you memesexual alaskan cuckold
>>146945630
I'm obviously asking the Japs
>>146945706
I like Splatoon more though.
>>146946042
i don't care
kill yourself, faggot millennial alaskan who plays the tumblr game
>>146946426
>http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
>coming from somebody who plays a game with a tumblr site.
>>146946868
But I'm playing Overwatch, not Undertale? Undertale is dogshit.
I was thinking about buying a capture card, so I can record all the mad stunts I do, anyone here have one?
What should I look for before buying it?
>>146945143
E-liter, so I can say liter-ally useless.
>>146947108
That's just your opinion.
>>146947218
Your opinion is wrong. Overwatch is a great game, and I'm sure some people could form an argument for Undertale being good too. You just need to stop getting so angry about games that aren't Splatoon, and play Splatoon :^)
Here's some more squids.
>>146947334
Cute!
>>146947552
Those are literally the best characters!
>>146947646
$0.25 has been deposited into your shill account
>>146945537
Sorry I must study, we can do it on July 2nd in the afternoon.
Overwatch is better than Splatoon desu
Splatoon is worse than Overwatch desu
6AM Octolings!
>>146948395
Yes! Octolings saved /ink/ today!
>>146947874
>>146947793
Splatoon > Nuclear Throne > Risk of Rain > Gungeon > Paragon > Lawbreakers > Battleborn > figurative shit >>> POWER GAP >>> literal shit >>> POWER GAP >>> POWER GAP >>> POWER GAP >>> Overmeme = Undermeme
>>146948735
You're mistaking '>' for '<'
>>146948802
No I'm not.
>>146948831
Yes you are, Overwatch and Undertale are the unquestionably best games of all time and Splatoon is shit, you have horrible taste and your life is invalid and you should kill yourself you horrible horrible retarded child
>>146948735
What the hell are 80% of these?
>>146950639
worse games than Splatoon, so don't worry about it
None of you would happen to have a Retro Gamer Jersey with Ink Recovery Up and Damage Up in it, would you?
People still play this game?
>>146954238
I don't but I really want to.
next rotation looks pretty goat
who wanna squad then
>>146948949
>undertale
>best
>>146951009
That's pretty specific Just hack it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8EXXritTgQ
is anyone getting this
>>146961397
oh boy oh boy when is lean getting his slimy hands on this to create splathax mobile
>>146961461
>slimy hands
>>146961397
that runs terribly.
>>146961397
instead of using the actual 30s left music, it uses the version from that fan animation... wtf
>>146962168
It's One Minute Left and that is the regular music from the game.
>>146962168
that music's from the game my man
>>146961397
China's gotta bootleg
From Overwatch to Splatoon, no IP is safe
Have you done a Splatoon cosplay, /ink/?
