Hoxton edition
>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
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>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (think Frank found a new maintainer)
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>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/
>Skilltree Guide (out of date):
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>Perk Deck Guide (out of date):
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>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
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>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
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>(NEW) Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A
>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/
>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2
>Latest Updates Here:
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>Steam Group:
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>Mods and Lua:
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>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/
>Daily Dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc
>he doesn't have Criminal Intent as the main menu song
>>146824648
Whats is your worse experience with f2p so far /pdg/?
>>146825694
All of the fucking level 0-60 players that join my DEATHWISH LOBBIES
>>146825694
Some fucks wanted to stealth Bank Heist
I humored them
They fucked up three times in a row
I gave up and switched heists so I could get my loud gear on
The fucks were using silenced pistols and CTVs
One of them was Wick and wearing a "cool and edgy" red skull mask
>Its a overdrill episode
>>146825694
None because I carry them even in DW, is a good time to have spectators while solo it.
>>146825694
Big Bank Deathwish is a shit show every time
>nobody goes to the crane
>someone gets spotted by camera before i can drill the roof door
>nobody can find the right computer
>nobody will interact with the terminal in the security room
>everyone uses up 4 med bags before we even open the time lock
I love Big Bank but it's so frustrating because it's always filled with shitters
9th for GET DA FUCK UP
Praise Tribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjj-25-gAOM
>yfw Hotline miami DW can give more money than Rats DW.
>>146825694
Retarded level 80 players who want to stealth Art gallery normal but refuse to ecm rush.
>>146827537
That's a pretty decent payout.
pub still bag every engine on big oil
>>146825694
>Be me playing Counterfeit
>Players are joining,one lvl 33 and another 2 lvl 75
>Tell them to go with Plan A,they go outside the houses with CTV's
>They use medbags after sustaining a few hits
>Tell them not to print money because i don't wanna stay 1 hour and 30 minutes with these assholes,they print anyway
>I grab the money plate and rush to escape,2 of them try go trough the horde of cops with "muh armor" and get downed
>pic is mfw
>>146826165
Kys
>>146832091
How about no?
>>146830727
On the bright side, the bags are at least labeled properly so it's not impossible to figure out which one to throw in.
>>146830727
>Implying it's a problem now with the big oil calculator that tell you in a few clicks which engine is the right one.
>>146834171
I like to do it manually
>>146834281
I'd do it manually more too if OVK didn't mix up the units for pressure between the clues and the engine readouts, and if looking for the clues in the basement wasn't such an annoying chore.
>>146829115
Everyone was a retarded shitter at some point
I left at the beginning of the year, what the hell's the meta now?
>>146835995
M308 / Deagle with suppressor.
ICTV with the maniac perk deck. bonus points for taking inspire aced in your build.
>>146836152
Is suit grinder still a thing? Do the new trees finally allow for more weapon flexibility? Are sentries not shit now?
>>146835995
lbv with frenzy and anarchist perk deck
raven and he judge
>>146836245
sure but you probably want lbv
if sentries could pick up bags and move around they could do the entire heist for you
>>146836245
>Is suit grinder still a thing?
Still DW viable but really barely now. Devs nerfed the perk deck and dodge later on, removing the croutching bonus because it was too hard for the community to understand the concept.
>Do the new trees finally allow for more weapon flexibility? Are sentries not shit now?
Simple, we have too many skill points at level 100 now, especially for stealth builds. Sentry are completely different now with new features but they will require a weapon that fill really fast with fully loaded aced, like the GL40 or China puff.
>>146836608
So it's possible to be a King of All Trades now?
>>146836691
Depends on what you're thinking. At V-100, it's possible to have an optimal armor (or dodge) with a saw, shaped charges, expert driver asset and inspire aced.
Also silencer's skills cost less now and also were buffed so one should keep it in mind.
Anyone have the latest version of Silent Assassin? Looks like Lastbullet took it down.
>Overkill: easy tier
>Deathwish: "oh shit" tier
why the gap?
>>146837472
>overkill: easy tier
>deathwish: normal tier
>>146827194
>all these asshurt thin-skinned ribbitors in the comments
Did they remove the running jump crouch thing that gives 75% dodge what's the best you can get now
So, should I buy Dragan or Sydney?
I'm play loud only
Why does Overkill like to bully Murkywater? Most of the latest heists involve them.
>>146839916
Dragan for the character, Sydney for the deck.
>>146825935
>fucking up bank heist
>fucking up goddamn bank heist stealth
I have literally met level 30 players who can stealth bank heist competently
How do you manage to fuck that up once, much less three times in a row?
>>146839917
Because we need an antagonist now that the Hoxton arc is over and the developers are too lazy to continue the Garret and captain winter story.
>>146839917
>>146840998
>Last heist of the game is three-way shootout between Cops, Payday Gang and Murkywater
>>146839917
Because we kept asking for it.
what is the best shotgun and why is it Joceline with DB?
>>146842054
>not the Mosconi instead
enjoy your short barrel / big ass shotgun.
>>146825852
Yeah, they generally don't have any place in DWs (I did a some DWs a couple of days ago with two freeshitters and a XXV100, Alesso and GOb, that went splendidly) but I find it pretty fun to comf-frag on OVK with them. I haven't played since last fall so it's nice to do heists you've never seen before with others that don't know shit about it. :3
>>146834281
>>146842785
high art
>>146842553
Joceline has like 10 more ammo lol you can put AP on it and only be like 3 less ammo than the mosconi and be able to shoot through shields
>>146842054
raven
>>146843417
Reinfeld is better because it looks, feels and sounds better
>>146842661
i fucking love these pictures where the gang is just hanging out
is this traced from Friends?
>>146843301
>Unironically using AP slugs
>>146843301
>fucking up your fully loaded aced skill with AP slugs
Ayyy
>>146844520
I don't use joceline anymore im just saying it's possible
I haven't played in 3 years is JP36 still the best gun in the game
>>146843862
iunno, gud fenarts anyhow
>>146845417
Always, especially now with the rebalance that make it hit 40 damage
underrated meta/10
>>146846397
http://karuoke.tumblr.com/page/2/
>>146846585
:3
>Shoot one bullet from auto-rifle
>2 shots are audible
Gunplay enjoyment ruined
>>146846768
I thought that was just the tommygun being badly implemented
>>146846768
This always happen when you use the auto-fire mode. For some obscure reasons, Overkill can't do shit while they are mods that fix it easily.
>>146843862
>>146847439
why does sokol look like a black person with white skin
>>146846571
Thanks for your opinion animefag I'll be sure to never use the gun again now because of you
>>146847439
>>146847552
>>146847482
>starting shit
PostJimmy
>>146847885
Jimmy is better heister than Clover. By sheer virtue of not being woman.
Stop posting this gay shit please they look nothing like the characters
>>146843862
>>146848154
I thought it was because Jimmy was best heister and Clover wasn't.
>>146848193
>4 U
>>146848441
My point was more about people comaplining "Hurr durr, Jimmy has worst voice" while Clover shrieks nearly on the same level as the goddamn Siren from Killing Floor
please stop
>>146848528
People who complain about Jimmy should do a couple of heists as him. He's hard not to hate at first but the guy grows on ya.
Also Clover isn't the worst anymore, that title belongs to Sydney now.but maybe that's because I sometimes play as Clover
>>146848528
I like Clover's lines! She's simply the unbalanced psycho of the group. :3 Makes for a fun character what with her tiny frame.Best heister
*mains Hoxton*
SO U BE SAYIN
*shoots a hostage*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*puts up two turrets*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*closes a door on Hoxout*
U BE SAYIN
*upgrades drills to silent*
HOL UP HOL UP
*ignores the beeping computer*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*spams chat with PocoHud*
SO U BE SAYIN
*presses the wrong tile*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*runs over downed teammates*
WE GON BE
*drives a car into a wall*
FINNA WE GON BE
*buys Spycams*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up flak jacket*
SO WE GON BE
*complains about dodgefags*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*steals all the ammo*
SOM FINNA
*places a mine on a safe*
SO WE GON BE
*throws cards*
SOM FINNA
*wears the Death Wish skull*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*asks if you're playing stealth*
HOL UP
*jokers your last hostage*
WE GON BE
*ziplines on loud H&T*
SOM FINNA
*bags all the engines*
WE GON BE
*aces The Professional*
SOM FINNA
*puts sode*
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYDEEEEEEEEEEEY GAAAAAAAAAAANG???
*kicks you*
>>146847780
no i'm serious it's like the artist traced over a black dude
bonnie best girl
>>146848698
I love how giddy she gets when you kill a special enemy.
>>146848542
>>146848193
ok let's have another engaging conversation about shitters, shills and killing yourself
Jimmy is awesome I changed my preferred character to him but Dallas is still my favorite. Jimmy is high energy
>>146848983
Best drinking buddy
>>146850295
ILIJA A CUTE
A CUTE
A CUTE
A CUTE
>>146837472
A plan is to put a difficulty between the two to bridge the gap a little then make deathwish a little bit tougher.
>>146837472
>>146850530
>>146850530
Sounds good, but I wonder how to make it tougher without making it totally "stelf or gtfo"?
>>146850954
I agree that deathwish has a huge issue of stealth versus loud. As the loud difficulty increases in an exponential way, stealth does not.
I also want to have Jules look at the barrel nozzle attachments as well. A lot of them are useless like the funnel of fun. Silencers are way too powerful, especially with silent killer which is extremely cheap to go for.
>>146843862
93th for the Broomstick pistol and the Patchett smg who left us too early due to the nerfs.
I left this place months ago, what happened to the daily dose?
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
>>146852721
>>146851049
>Barrel nozzle
how about other mods while they are also at it, Making weapons ugly as sin because of stats isnt fun. There are mods that are straight useless that nobody uses and they arent only the barrels.
>>146843301
The Musconi has higher ammo pickup, more possible spreads, and a better reload time on firing two shots which makes it the better gun.
>>146853820
But Joceline has better ironsights
>>146848735
>tfw a lot of these aren't even bad choices anymore
>>146851049
>I also want to have Jules look at the barrel nozzle attachments
You would have a better luck convincing the devs to update the soundtrack. Jules is deaf as fuck and shouldn't be left any responsibilities regarding weapon or skill balances.
>>146850530
Awesome, but can you make sure to ask them to give the new difficulty an actual name other than "Overkill+"? Because that sounds lame.
My suggestion would be naming it "Nightmare" out of respect for early FPS games
tips on stealth?
i cant git gud
>>146848698
>She's simply the unbalanced psycho of the group. :3
Along with Wolf, Jacket, Jimmy, Sydney, etc
>>146850530
Sounds good, but this game has too many difficulties as it is. Does anyone actually play Normal/Hard/Very Hard unless they're brand new or need to for an achievement?
>>146848528
Bodhi is worst voice.
>Duuuuude that taser got destroooooyed
>>146855428
Yeah I'd say she's a female Wolf, sort of. Jimmy doesn't really seem to be in the same league, he's fucked up due to consumption and Sydney doesn't at all have the same stone-cold vibe around her. Jacket's a match though... he's probably the only deranged one for real but fucker's barely human as is.
>>146855402
Learn to just up and run if you can't hide. Getting out of LoS quick is better than to waggle around crouching once they see you. Stelf really is about learning every goddamn detail of the maps unfortunately, where to hide and safe spots from patrols, so you won't escape some trial and error...
Shadow Raid really is the perfect tutorial for this.
>>146855563
Yeah, Normal and Hard is pretty much relics from the early stage of the game. I like having the easiest difficulty without specials for the real newbies though, but that should be Hard if so.
>Last Bullet taking down Silent Assshitter
kek
>>146847482
>slav
>white
sure is /int/ in here
>>146856617
Speaking of Last Bullet, where did the money go in the end ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFRkO9_hqFw
>>146855428
>>146855851
You guys have perfectly illustrated why I like Rust so much. A lot of people accuse Ron of not putting any effort into his lines, but even if that's the case I don't care because that makes him sound cool under fire as opposed to all those other CONPLETELY CUH-RAY-ZEE PSYCHOS WHO ARE HYSTERICALLY MESS UP IN THE HEAD LOLOLOL LOOK HOW HARD WERE TRYING!
I'm kind of pissed Sydney turned out the way she did because we already had a screechy sociopath in Clover - we didn't need another one. I was hoping for a cool headed "femme fatale" archetype, especially since the voice actress is sexy enough to pull it off.
Trashy if you're still around please bring all this up next time Overkill knocks around ideas for a new heister DLC
>>146827537
well duh.
>4 bags of meth worth a shit, plus a bunch of cash
vs
>4-5 bags of meth, plus a bunch of coke and maybe some weapons and a bit of cash on top
the lesson here: coke is worth more than cash.
>>146856942
Lots of powder
>>146857001
By volume, yes it is.
>>146856949
I don't find her "screechy" in the same vein as Clover at all? It's more that she's a street-level criminal, jumped up in the big leagues, and thus is relatively uncouth as she hasn't learned the ropes just yet.
Idgaf, I've no probs with her.
>>146857327
Overkill outright stated "We wanted to do a girl who is a completely crazy psycho!" When, as Anon already pointed out, they already did that several times now, both male and female. They need to come up with different ideas for criminal personality archetypes
>>146856949
>we already had a screechy sociopath in Clover
To be honest, Clover is supposed to be more of a realistic femheister with a banshee voice and a few "fuck me" lines to make her special than a psycho.
The consensus on Silent Killer seems to be pretty split within the community as a whole. What does /pdg/ think of it?
>>146857821
Kill yourself you fucking idiot
>>146857868
And do it with a silenced gun so you'll die faster
>>146857821
On one hand I can't resist those sweet damage bonuses.
On the other hand, I think it's kind of stupid that the best way to turn your gun into a monstrous damage machine for loud heists is to make it sound like a pansy gun.
>>146846397
Clover gonna get BLACKED
>>146857821
If you can spare the points and it helps you reach a desired breakpoint, go for it. Otherwise it's a waste, like any damage boost that doesn't help you reach a breakpoint.
>>146857821
I had some spare points on dodge fag build so i picked it and put a silencer on judge and that shit does crazy damage i dont even think its necessary but who cares i've never cared about breakpoints anyway
>>146858576
>implying it's not the guy who is laying his head on Chains' shoulder
Wolf or whoever the fuck. Would make most sense for it to be Wolf because Swedes are into that.
>>146857821
Really meh as an armorfag.
Really meta for SB/LB builds. The concealment bonus are just OP.
They should have stopped adding characters on Jiro it all went downhill from there
>>146859384
>i've never cared about breakpoints anyway
Something tells me you're not smart enough to grasp the concept of a breakpoint and why it matters when it comes to picking out mods.
But hey, if it results in a BIG NUMBER that makes the toddler in you squeal in joy, more power to you.
>Join Hoxton Breakout DW in progress
>3 other players are salebabbies
>Absolute shitshow when I join, not even 2 minutes in and 2 are down
>Revive everyone, drop first aid kits, clear out cops
>Hard carry the rest of the way despite all of them going into custody multiple times
>Make it to the end of day 1
>"Hey man, thanks for carrying us"
>Say 'good luck on day 2'
>Leave
>>146859919
I understand breakpoints fuckin wiseguy fuck off I had spare points nigger and not every kill I'm part of is going to be just me alone someone else will be shooting someone too and maybe my extra damage adds up with theirs for le breakpoint go read your long guide you worship so much redditfag
>>146855851
Jacket is less of a deranged psycho a la Sydney and more of a boogeyman type. He's the one whose sheer prescence is enough to intimidate others, and if push comes to shove, he'll break every bone in your body before burning you alive, all the while never uttering a single word. On the flipside, however, is that in HM, he only kills those that get in the way of a job, and civilians like Hooker, Richter, or the night club DJ are ignored or helped. He even surrenders himself to the cops once the one he feels is responsible for his only love's death has a bullet in his brain
Also, Richter or Biker would be nice characters to be added. A hitman who is in it to keep his mother safe and a thrill killer who leaves anyone who isn't a threat alive.
>>146860059
>things that never happened
>>146860703
that's you when you spend all that time minmaxing and i use whatever I want and have top accuracy and kills with least downs
>>146851049
While you're at it, get them onto the MP5 straight mag. It used to give +10 damage pre-crimefest, now it only does +4, which isn't enough considering it does like -25 stab and silencers can get it up to 47 without raping your stability.
>>146860935
Oh my god you butthurt little 1-50.
What's the new carry build of the game?
>>146862052
Aced Transporter
>>146862052
get berserker, ICTV and the shotgun tree and just stand in the middle of anywhere and shoot randomly around you
>>146862052
Berserker + Frenzy + Anarchist + specialized killing
>>146857513
Really? I don't get the maniac feel that Clover has from Sidney at all? Her tattoos and appearance make her seem more like a ganger and her lines have that same sort of 'tude and character.
They've added some new akimbo options. If I'm not focusing on low concealment, are the Bernettis still the best?
>>146860383
Gotta say that's a good description of Jacket!
>>146862931
Bernettis suck, as do any 40 damage akimbo. Use 80 damage as a baseline or just use the CFmeta of 3 deagles.
What's the downside of 000 Buckshot? Because it just can't be +15 free damage
>>146863897
>Because it just can't be +15 free damage
It is.
>>146864043
Good to know that Overkill balancing is still alive and well then
All pistol skills still work for pistol akimbos, right?
>>146863897
>>146864043
There's some slight difference in total ammo, isn't there? But with a weapon that kills 1-3 dudes with one shot, that shouldn't be a problem.
>>146864347
No, it's literally just +15 damage now.
>>146864437
Huh. Strange to remove a balance modifier that insignificant? It was good to at least have some sort of price to pay for the damage upgrade.
>>146864621
I don't know what Overkill thinks when they do balance changes. They probably get drunk, write ideas down, stick em on a dartboard, and just fucking go nuts.
I think 000 Buck is supposed to have fewer pellets, but Overkill can't code
>>146859884
They should have stopped nerfing weapons after crimefest 2015 it all went downhill from there
>>146859884
They should have stopped with Old Hoxton, and given him less memey lines too.
>>146859884
>>146865463
>>146865953
They should have stopped at Beta, and never released the game ever.
>>146851049
>I also want to have Jules look at the barrel nozzle attachments as well. A lot of them are useless like the funnel of fun. Silencers are way too powerful, especially with silent killer which is extremely cheap to go for.
>le epin mod rebalance
How about they make mods compatibility spread across more guns instead of shitty balances? Looking at you, drum mag.
>>146866383
They should have never made this mongolian cow-trading board.
>>146866636
>drum mag.
You already know that cant be done for animation reasons, and if it could, they wouldn't bother anyway.
>>146856949
>since the voice actress is sexy enough to pull it off
If you like plastic porn milfs, then sure, she is sexy.
>>146867145
Woah wait. HOL UP.
The Steakout has both a magazine and a drum available to it.
Now, I can see why the devs don't want to bother with drum mags for rifles because the arms might clip into the drums and shit.
But I would've thought that simply met a different set of reloading animations for an installed drum.
>>146867378
>>146867475
>The Steakout has both a magazine and a drum available to it.
And most of the reload is offscreen. What little you do see is awkwardly holding it by the base to cater to both drums and mags. Being unable to add a drum to the Saiga is ultimately why the AA12 was added at all.
>But I would've thought that simply met a different set of reloading animations for an installed drum.
Impossible in diesel engine, same reason there are no foregrip mods. At least, so they say.
>>146860383
Call me a faggot but I'd like to see more video game crossovers. Now they obviously wouldn't be able to get any characters from modern games unless they came from a small independent outfit. But there's a a bunch of old games that count as abandonware at this point.
>>146867958
Like what? Max Payne 1 or something?
daily reminder that Frenzy is overpowered as fuck and using with with bullseye makes you immortal. You will regen more armor than you will lose.
>>146868693
Best bug
>that friend in your 4 man group you keep as plan b when shit hits the fan
What's their name boys?
>>146868693
yeah frenzy's great right now
I think I'll try it with all the armor bonuses, ICTV and the armor perk deck and just run through everything masturbating without giving a fuck
>>146868778
w-what?
>>146851049
>Silencers are way too powerful, especially with silent killer which is extremely cheap to go for.
Fug, I was enjoying my 55 dmg AK rifle.
>>146855669
Bodhi is best voice you dingus
>LITTLE
>BITCH
>TAZER
>SPOTTED
>>146869762
Are you 12?
>>146851049
Silencer are powerful if you invest in them justt like you invest in shotguns to make them strong, don't just nerf it , make it give extra crit or a headshot multiplier instead, the forum is already shit bcause one guy doesn't know what breakpoint is
>host a Big Bong OK with rep limit 0
>no one seems to know what to do
>takes 10 minutes to get the correct computer
>everyone running everywhere and getting downed
>no one listening to instructions
How was your sale experience so far?
>>146868778
Donald Trump
>>146865102
000 buck says in the description that you pick it up less often from ammo drops. More people would know this if they knew how to read.
>>146870448
they fixed this though. All ammo types no longer affect the ammo pickup rate.
>>146869762
shit taste
>>146870418
Exactly like that.
>Slaughterhouse
>Host is level 20-something
>He is just smart enough to grab the C4 in the dumpster
>He is not quite smart enough to plant it on the back of the truck
>Even while Bain is repeatedly telling him to
>Even with the yellow outlines on the back of the truck
>Even as I type out "go to the outlines, aim at them, hold F"
>I say fuckit and just go AFK
>Come back, a cloaker is beating my ass and everybody else is down
GG
>>146870418
bought the game :^)
>>146868778
Overkill_Almir. His level totally represent his skill.
Many Elephant have an extra award for being subtle, that so in the Biker heist too?
>>146871360
You cant stealth it, so no.
>>146871360
Nope. It's the first "loud only" heist for the Elephant.
>>146869919
I am the lizard king.
Any easy way to make the custom red dot sight lens covers?
>>146870418
I just jumped into a Big Bong normal, to see if I could help some fresh freeweekers out.
They'd just opened the doors to the vault area and dropped the pig. The timer was at 22 minutes.It was at 40 minutes when we finally had moved all the bagsto the helicopter. What? It was fun running around with 400 armor and never see the meter move.
>join game
>go into preplanning
>draw a dick
New Butcher heists when?
>>146873567
all day erry day
>>146850530
>Grinding all the heists for a 5th difficulty mask...
WHY?
Fuck you, do your jobs and make Overkill harder so the plebs can learn to git gud.
>>146850530
fuckin dumb
theres basically no noticeable distinction between vh and ovk as it is, what they should be doing is ramping up ovk so its actually as difficult as the money it gives out suggests
hell make EVERY difficulty harder while theyre at it
Where u at, /pdg/?
>>146875997
Trying to suck our own dicks
>>146877223
Always an admirable and righteous endeavor.
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/59812/amateur-teen-cd-self-sucking/
What does /pdg/ think of the new shotgun?
>>146879184
Its ok, missing 10 points to hit the TAN breakpoint without skills but its a good weapon
>>146879184
Its good. Powerful, looks good and isn't a reskin of an existing gun like the new smg is. Could do with a bigger ammo pool but its fine.
>>146879184
No ammo pool, no video games
What are your favorite assault rifles?
It's not the CAR4 still, is it?
Gamers are silly bastards.
>>146881147
Depends on my build and if I'm playing DW or OK
>>146881273
CSGO skin autists are the absolute greatest of goyim. Even people who spend hundreds on cosmetics in games like second life aren't as useful idiot-tier. I fully understand why Ovk wanted to attract them.
>>146881147
Jesus christ, ARs eh? Feels like it was a lifetime ago.
I'd rather do 80+ dmg these days.
>>146871360
nice aim
>>146881071
>filename
>>146882046
A bunch of them do?
>>146855402
Learn patience. Unless you're some MLG speedrunning pro, the harder stuff will always take you 20+ minutes and that's okay. RNG is always fucking you in the ass anyway.
And also when walking around, always have an exit strategy for panic escapes. Don't just sprint into shit expecting to be able to get out.
Also another thing to note is that always make sure the guards are actually gone before going in somewhere. If you pay attention to guard paths, 90% of the time, a guard will walk into a room, walk around, walk out, then walk back in like 20 seconds later when you think it's safe and then walk back out. That's not RNG, that is OVK programming very specific paths to make sure to fuck people over when they're trying to go in and do objectives.So if you're doing some guard convention heist and a guard just recently walked away for the first time, make sure he moves to the next room / area before going in because there's a good chance he'll just do a 180 to swing his dick in your face before actually moving on.
Car Shop is an exception though, hacking the computer guarantees people will endlessly path to the computer until the heist is over, even after you're done hacking.
>>146856949
>we already had a screechy sociopath in Clover
Sydney's problem isn't that she's screechy.
She sounds like a teenager.
>>146870448
If you played the game more than a week, you'd know that in-game descriptions are completely unreliable.
If you read the patch notes during the beta, you'd know that 000 Buckshot was updated to be +15 damage and has *ZERO* downsides.
>>146875997
>>146884801
> thinking patch notes are any more reliable
are you retarded
>>146885046
ggwp, Anon
suck my fat dick, cloaker
>>146881147
M14, especially since I got weapon customization mod to run the EBR stock with the thumbhole stock's stats.
Meme
meme?
>>146890446
>B L A C K E D
Hosted a big bong OK, and I could already tell that shit was going to be something.
Level 6 over there, the only guy with skill points spent, brought double ECMs to the party
During pre-prellaning I told everyone to select Bus Stop, none did. Ended readying up with the default escape
>>146871360
>Many Elephant have an extra award for being subtle
Which would be that extra reward in Big Oil?
>>146891502
Shot out a camera, slapped the drill onto the server room, and went up to the crane. By the time I got up there, this happened.
Before the crane finished and I could get down there, two people went down and into custody(no attempt made by any of the others to help). Had to get them both back while babysitting the third
They refused to use the computer(or anything else for that matter), so things were taking a stupid amount of time to complete
>>146891502
kek
>>146891868
Didn't get a picture of the rest sadly, because things were getting hectic when they all refused to do anything.
I told them all before to grab one bag and get out, one went down enough to go into custody(med bag available), and the other two didn't budge from the vault at all. There was a hostage near the door, and when it came time to trade, they still didn't get out of the vault, forcing me to run from the main lobby all the way back.
Even when everything was in the escape I still had to yell at them to get inside the escape zone, since two of them started to leave the roof
Honestly if pubs could just listen, things would be a lot smoother. There was the occasional "yes" from orders, but it was never acted upon. What the hell is wrong with people
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>>146890446
Daily reminder Chains being the weaboo of the gang is canon
>>146887202
>sit on my dick, cloaker.
What did sydney mean by this ?
>>146871919
>Nope. It's the first "loud only" heist for the Elephant.
You mean Big Oil wasn't the first loud-only Elephant heist?
Damn, I always thought you couldn't avoid the alarm on Day 2 when the chopper arrives.
>>146891919
what happened to Goldfarb after he left, anyway?
>>146894528
I counted Big Oil because you can STELF the first day, and the second day can be STELF up to a significant point where you don't have to do much fighting, if any at all.
>>146893291
She was inviting the Cloaker to sit on her deck
https://youtu.be/DY6CiLH-_YM
How's your money fort coming along, /pdg/?
>>146891767
Election Day and Framing Frame have lots of extra gold for stelf completion.
>>146898139
>Senpai Doge
>Lenny
why is the payday community so fucking bad with names
>>146898139
I said Big Oil, you shitter.
>>146898291
Well what's YOURS, faggot?
>>146898402
Why would you give two shits about Big Oil?
>>146898434
the best, obviously
>tfw playing with /pdg/
>>146898963
Shut up, nigger.
shitters
>>146899338
>playing for /pdg/
>>146899338
Why do I got a feeling that it was overkill game
>>146900992
don't be mad because i'm good with names, busta
>>146850530
>>146851049
Fuckdammit, trashly, 60 seconds drills should not jam four fucking times.
>>146904968
>>146905362
>Dabs
is now playing
>Garry's Mod
>>146904968
I've always thought that was some kind of standardization for drills? That they'll stop 3-4 times, no matter how long/short the timer is?
>>146802674
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!
Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- High Times (voff_2)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)
Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>146906594
It is, as according to the almighty Long Guide.
>>146906594
what is this
GET THE FUCK UP
>>146910246SIMON SAYS GET THE FUCK UP
Am I doing it right?
>>146911351
>console
>>146908710
>>146906594
>standardization for drills
Sounds retarded, a 400 seconds thermal drill is not the same as a puny 60 seconds door drill.
Awoo!
