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Previous >>146778227
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
How comes EG is going to be the ONLY likable team at TI6? Scene dropped massively in terms of teams you can root for since last year.
>>146810127
>liking the team with the /r/dota2 moderator for a manager
just go back
>>146810192
I would root for team with /d2g/ mod as manager, but this place has no fucking mods
is anyone still interested in a /d2g/ inhouse that I will organize.
Its hard to ask cause esports is on all the time
>>146810127
Its because China self-destructed and the only teams I root for are OG, EG and LGD
EG vs LGD would be the most hype shit. Multiple people on both teams would win a second TI. PPD can't go full retard on drafts though and LGD getting invited was a lucky thing because I don't think they would get through qualifiers.
Do you have the immortal gardens terrain?
>>146810127
>ppd
>sumail
>likable
yoo rofl
>Lumi helped getting Slacks killed
Worst minion
>>146810262
no
inhouses are full of cliquey faggots who abandon if they dont get on eachothers team, make their own rule, and try as hard as possible while bitching about other people tryharding
literally the most unenjoyable dota experience possible full of annoying faggots
I would rather play in a game with 9 peruvians
>>146810262
Do you have to be good
r8 my desktop guys
>>146810262
no d2g inhouses are garbage
ANNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ROFL
>WOMEN
>telling everyone you're the seer
Women can't be this retarded.
I have no idea what's happening
>>146810398
What's not to like about Peter, like, honestly? Hating Ppd is a meme at this point, thanks to reddit.
>playing a game where you're supposed to keep your role to yourself
>out yourself
SOLID 8.5
go to some mafia thread you fucking clowns get out of here
>>146810640
>riling up the pepes
YOU FOOL
YOU FOOLISH FOOL
EVERYONE GOING FULL ODPIXEL
>slacks deciding to scream and yell and pretend he's not mafia
>anne admits role AND give totally misleading info
stupid people really ruin these party games
Is the tanner supposed to kill himself?
>>146810398
PPD is one of the most likable people in the scene i would love to have a beer with the guy
>>146810427
how about you get banned from participating if you do that. Also everyone on /d2g/ is fucking shit so even if they try hard it won't be anything noticeable.
>>146810431
no
Honestly I bet /d2g/ inhouses are shit when reddit joins
>>146810782
Tanner gets himself lynched to win
This is giving me a fucking headache.
>these children are still arguing
>Slacks has already stormed off
>>146810398
>sumail
>not likable
CAPITALIST IS SUCH AN ALPHA
>>146810856
the fuck so how do you win as town?
>>146810897
its because they dont play the game right, your not supposed to immediately out your self on everything turn 2
they are also taking this way too seriously
>SHUTUP AND JUST LET ME GET MY NARRATIVE OUT. YOU FUCK
this is a jolly good time
what the fuck is up with ryus hair
did he start shaving it and give up or something
>>146811020
>>146810897
mafia as a game is fucking shit when you are playing it with known people
The optimal way to play mafia is anonymously online
>>146811004
Town kills the 2 wolves and the minion
Tanner wins by getting himself lynched
Werewolves win by killing town
>>146811114
oh so there's three separate factions gotcha
>SirActionSlacks: im a wolf i know om not gonna make it mogjt as well reveal 4 roles lol
the absolute madman
>>146811114
how is getting yourself killed considered a win for some guy that runs a tannery
what the fuck is the logic here
>>146811020
>>146811103
This is only because Slacks came out and that is a Slacks move. They've done a ton of games together and this is an irregular game.
>TOBI IS ABOUT TO DIE OUT OF NOWHERE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
>our LITERAL guy eosin is there
go eosin
>tfw you are playing with a room of idiots
CAP, THE TEMPO CONTROLLER
Welcome to Mafia general, d2g for short
Didn't they go over in the rules that Tanner only wins by lynching?
>>146811636
some stupid house rule I think
>>146811636
he got lynched with a bullet
So there are 3 factions? Town, Werewolf, and Tanner? If Tanner gets lynched or shot, he wins by himself?
>Playing Werewolf instead of Mafia
Fucking plebs
>>146811740
Yes. If you play Town of Salem its the same. Town, Mafia, and Jester
>>146811740
He's not supposed to win by getting shot but they added that in their match.
ALSO SHEEVER ON,
SHEEVER FAGS KEEP EYE ON STRIM AND GET WEBMS AND WHATNOT
Which characters are the most fun?
I don't mind losing at this point, I just want fun.
Slacks and GrandGrant are the saviors of the TI6 HUB
No joke. God Bless them. ODPixel and Sheever got us through the Opens, but these guys are serious gems in what otherwise has been such a snoozefest of talent/personalities.
OD and Sheever are inseparable jesus christ
>>146811948
Rubick by the biggest margin, also mirana.
>Tfw you will never be ODpixel
>Tfw OD went after Sheever just because of this general
>>146811948
>I don't mind losing at this point, I just want fun.
It is in fact mathematically impossible to win as a core with this hero.
>>146812006
We did it reddit!
>>146811948
Just play Overthrow then
also why is Grand Magus dead? My favorite custom game.
>>146811948
Riki, lots of kills. Nyx, hunt the squishy int all game. Abaddon, get good starting items and just run enemies down.
>Blaze talking to Cap and just gets ignored
everytime
What's this werewolf game called ?I wish i had friends to play with
>>146812183
Werewolf
>>146812183
Town of Salem. And same. It looks like a really damn fun game. If only I had buck to pick it up.
>>146812183
No clue where you can play this online. Its just another Mafia variant.
I think games with alot of roles just work better online, like Town of Salem.
>>146812183
I wan to play as wulf awoo~
>>146812286
Town of Salem was a browser game, and still is. You can play for free. The Steam version just lets you play with Steam friends and buy cosmetics.
Now that we have more girls in the scene who are your otps
mine are
Sheever x OD
Llama x Tobi
Blitz x Grace
Grant x Slotherina
Slacks x Aneendroid
Fluff x his gf
Cap x Nahaz
>>146812584
>not Cap with himself
You don't get that naturally smug by giving a shit about other people.
>chink games will save me from this friend simulator bullshit in about 10 minutes
THANK YOU BASED CHINKS
>>146812584
Ayesee x a megaphone
>>146812724
>Not Ayesee x An Air Guitar
>>146812690
>Vici, Ehome, VGR and IG can't all go through
So which two will not be going to Seattle?
I want EHOME and Vici just because of the names on the team. RIP Ferrari
mrp is pretty hot 2bh
![3585-purgeblitz[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4SZi1gV.png "3585-purgeblitz[1].png")
>>146812584
>Not the origina otp
>>146812838
VG.R and Ehome will probably make it to Seattle
VG.R will get the direct invite and Ehome will probably make it through wild card.
>>146810262
I will so long as no one tells r*eddit
>>146812838
Sucks because every team in the Chinese qualifier is better than every NA qualifier team barring EG. NA should have only gotten one slot this year.We've infiltrated enough other regions' qualifiers anyway.
>>146812838
>2 won't make it through
>implying a third won't make it through Wild Card
There's no way in fuck any other 3rd place teams could beat any of the CN teams left
>>146813030
I'd like 2 wildcard teams per region
So wildcard at TI6 would be 8 teams, 2 from each region.
>>146813030
>Sucks because every team in the Chinese qualifier is better than every NA qualifier team barring EG. NA should have only gotten one slot this year.
why not just remove an eu or sea slot? eg, dc and col all deserve to go to ti based on their results.
what the hell is this stream? just a bunch of people shouting over each other incoherently for several hours.
can you guys actually understand even 50% of what they're saying?
>>146813053
Wings is the direct invite via qualifiers
One of those 4 teams is 2nd invite
One of those 3 remaining teams is wildcard
2 teams aren't wildcard
>>146813208
SEA deserve slots because Pinoys passionately love Dota even when it doesn't deserve it.
>>146813303
YOU CAN'T FEEL INDIVIDUAL CELLULAR EVENTS
>>146813347
>win 10 games in a row
>take a break and come back the next day
>instantly get THE biggest fucking retards 4 games in a row
spectacular.
i wouldn't be bitching if the 10 wins I got weren't well earned, but they were.
how do i stop fapping everyday? im a fucking addict.
>>146813503
if you give me the name of the girl on the left I'll fap to her for you
>>146812036
?
Attacker autistically spammed kunkka mid and reached 8,5k.
>>146813465
maybe you can't
>>146813503
There is nothing wrong with fapping anon, it's not about self discipline or thinking it'll fuck up your sexual performance somehow, it's perfectly natural.
>>146813503
don't look at lewd pictures
ANNEDROID AND ZYORI FUCKED
AnneDroid is only at TI because she fucked Zyori.
I know this for a fact, we used to chat.
>>146813503
>Tfw you take a shower and your urge to fap goes away for days
>Fap once a couple days later
>Now feel the need to fap multiple times a day
>Take a shower and the urges are gone again
>>146813764
that doesn't look like Mountain Dew at all
>>146813782
Is fapping part of your shower routine or something, how does that work
>>146813503
Wear uncomfortable clothes.
>>146813779
But Zyori fucks that fat bitch from the last EU hub that will ever happen
>would you like to shoot anybody
>points right at him
>they flip each other off
>>146813782
Clean body = Clean mind homie
>>146813915
Yes, the fat red-haired bitch.
I matched with her on OKCupid a while ago. We chatted for a few weeks and she told me about them fucking. Then I received a Snapchat (didn't screenshot unfortunately) of her cuddling with Zyori in bed.
>want to start liking dota 2
>launch the game, start playing
>always against a void for some reason
>lose will to play dota 2 more and more with every chronosphere I end up trapped inside
>stop playing
>repeat 2 months later
>>146813828
it's the white out flavor
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yo is grant rocking ubs?
We need more lewds
>>146814147
right here in my pants
>>146813849
I don't fap in the shower or even right before a shower.
>>146814335
am i the only one who enjoys cumming in my pants?
They hide the booze in the mugs.
Trust me I'm a professional.
>>146814091
Play customs.
It sucks Valve is really bad about getting people to play customs, Overthrow is the only thing with constant games.
I feel like a custom game battle pass should be a thing. Do the most popular ones, and maybe some up and coming things that are quality, and build quests around them.
>>146814298
Did anyone see that Lina titfuck animation pretty good
>>146814408
super convenient tbqh dont need to clean up after urself
>>146814408
I don't because my cum feels cold.
I hope iG vs VG.R is a good match and not just iG getting stomped.
>>146814440
>Terrorblade 77% winrate
finally my boi is meta
I'm SICK of seeing Genji Hanzo and Roadhog EVERY fucking game
>>146814713
Who is that semen demon?
>>146814672
>Tfw you liked him before the big changes he got and hate him now
;_;
>>146814713
>Tfw you can't play Roadhog every game because the team needs you to be their shield
;_;
>>146814713
whats it like to be a hot girl?
@146814772
>Giving (You)s to a Blizzshill
>>146814635
Nice. Every office I've ever worked in does this.
>>146814672
Unless he's being played with an armlet, shadowblade, and a dagon he's not "your boy".
where the fuck are the Chink Playoffs
>>146814783
>literally being this new
I can't imagine being James and seeing these pictures everywhere and knowing you could be inside her
>>146814783
Do people not know who Soe is now?
>>146814810
>>146814672
>used to have 83% winrate with support Leshrac
>Leshrac mid was super buffed
>not allowed to play Leshrac anymore
>>146814850
>@146814772
>TI will inevitably be another "everyone overlooks and gets stomped by MVP" episode
I already know the ending yet I still can't wait for TI
kill em all
honestly I would kill slacks first every single time regardless of my role
the dude honestly thinks he's a good player and he's outsmarting everyone all the fucking time
>>146814981
>slacks in a nutshell
>>146815123
truly our guy
>>146814494
>>146814298
goodkind is a boy
>>146815221
correct
>>146815221
and?
Charlie is literally unlikable
He's just a cunt with no redeeming qualities
>>146815376
That's his schtick though
>>146815123
>>146814981
you guys are so stupid you're falling into his bait.
JESUS CHRIST WATCHING BSJ MAKES ME FUCKING FURIOUS
WHATS WRONG WITH THIS SHITTER?
HE THROWS THE GAME IN PRO TEAMS
HE CONSTANTLY BLAMES HIS TEAM WHEN HES BEING A RETARD IN PUBS....
>>146815367
both pictures have breasts drawn on him
>>146815376
>Being this much of a faggot
>pick Oracle
>get lots of kills with Purifying Flame
>save your carry every time with False Promise
>lose anyways
What a hero
>>146815510
AND?
Nahaz is an autist.
Chinks need to hurry up and draft.
>>146815442
being a cunt is his shtick?
these people are taking this shit way to seriously jesus christ calm down
OLD MAN MAD AS FUCK
>>146815645
Yes?
>Still watching Mafia instead of IG vs VG.R
>>146815664
this is you
>>146815774
They still picking nigga.
>>146815774
now why in the world would I watch chink dota which is basically who is the worst team
>>146815742
Does that somehow justify it?
He's not entertaining. He's just a whiny squinty eyed fuck who thinks he's a lot smarter than he is.
>slacks will never be murdered and dismembered, his corpse never to be found
>>146815838
its supposed to be a fun party game not a sperg contest
>>146815838
cute
>>146815974
where have sheever and odpixel been anyway
>Nahaz about to have a stroke
>>146816057
Fucking and being boring together
>>146816057
imagine the smell when you walk in on them
>Mirana core re-surging again
I fucking hate this hero
>>146815445
what bait?
he's an "above average" intelligence guy pretending to be retarded, which itself is retarded so he's not as smart as he wants everyone to think he is
it's not that hard to read
or if you mean in mafia fuck that, i'd kill him night one no matter what so the game is 1000x more enjoyable from then on
>>146815940
playing the game seriously and having fun aren't mutually exclusive, how does someone who plays dota not understand this
>>146815595
>pick elder titan
>tp rotations turn around multiple tower dives
>save out of position retards with stomp
>still lose
I know he's a good hero but 9/10 of my fellow 3k shitters seemingly have no idea what his spells do
>>146816129
christ I bet the stink of cum and pussy juice is eye watering
>>146816170
there is seriously and then there is this sperg fest, they are literally yelling at each other
Reminder to watch chink qualifiers on huomao.tv or panda.tv or suffer KA LE and llamas
there should be a Dota version of Mafia
one of the roles could be Venge which lets you swap roles or something
Doom can temporarily inconvenience someone for a turn
Dazzle can grave and prevent deaths
these casters are unlistenable
good lord
>Picking PL the badTB
What do when enemy roaming trio is too strong?
>>146816167
dude he casts videogames for a living, that's the opposite of being intelligent. I'm saying he's triggering the fuck out of everyone by being so retarded that he looks like he's throwing everyone in for a loop.
>>146816258
Elder Titan player here. It sucks, because you would land a 4 man stomp or some shit and some teammate just hits them with some weak aoe shit that ruins your earth splitter
matchmaking down?
holy fuck nahaz
>implying Nahaz is ever getting invited to a BTS Hub ever again
My sides holy shit
NAHAZ IS GOING CRAZY
Nahaz is SO mad lel
>>146816563
>dude he casts videogames for a living, that's the opposite of being intelligent
anon...
>>146816678
there's no way this faggot had any friends during school lmao
>casting video games for a living
>unintelligent
??? who WOULDN'T want to do that holy shit
maybe if your game is boring but that's like dream job dude
you get to be e-famous and talk about other people playing video games and get paid for it
so what do you do when your shit team feeds and the enemy has you pinned to your barracks?
>>146813503
adderall
xanax
OPINION TIME
who is the best dressed there
>>146816551
Oh cool my favorite INT/STR/AGI heroes!
Is Nahaz going to shoot up everyone there>
straight up if I were playing this game my sole intention would be to pick 2 people and tilt the fuck outta them
>>146816919
I'd pin Drow against her barracks and finish inside of her
>>146816943
Cap desu.
>>146816727
what are you implying you faggot, you're a washed up has been.
>>146816971
holy shit, mine too!
>>146816943
Grant in his Walmart uniform
>>146816727
>Being a washed up ex pro player that resorted to casting because you couldn't adapt is being intelligent
>>146816761
Casting video games for a living will get you nowhere in life. The current esports scene is for manchildren, maybe in 10-20 years jews will realize theres money there but now it's a joke
>blink in
>smack pudge
>build up 4 charges of fury swipes
>ult and overpower
>also get a crit with daedalus
>only get 1218 damage before he dies
>he had 400 more HP than anyone else on their team
How am I supposed to do this shit?
Reminder that if you come from any of the following boards you should leave immediately and/or kill yourself:
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>>>/tv/
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
>>>/g/
...and other "epic angsty teenager craving for attention" (aka Millenials) centrals
The following boards are d2g approved by the International Board Quality Comission (IBQC)
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Thank you for reading.
Nahaz is one of those people who would shoot up a school right?
fite me coward
>>146817246
these challenges are made for longer games. just build a little more damage than usual and do your best, and you'll get it eventually
>>146817246
drag a match out and build a rapier? idk if it would count in bots but it would certainly be easier.
>>146817391
nah, he's too beta to do that. He'll just have a kill list hidden in his locket that he jerked off to everyday after school.
>>146817391
why do you think he works in a uni ?
>>146817246
>not building either a rapier or MKB with daedalus
>>146817321
>Millenials are the worst generation
t. gen x that can't handle the fact his generation is responsible for their existence
>>146817391
>hating on nahaz
hello reddo
>>146817226
>maybe in 10-20 years
yyyyeah and who do you think they're going to turn to when big money gets involved? they're gonna contact the people who are already a part of it
besides that who gives a fuck? esports aren't going anywhere and if you're actually a smart person you can learn other games and move between them when their esports scene dies out
also you could argue the same for most professions period, they don't get you anywhere and sure as shit won't in 10-20 years
>>146817507
free breakfast
did this old man not have his coffee or something holy shit
>THE CITY OF NAHAZ
who is mafia in this game
https://clips.twitch.tv slash beyondthesummit2/ClumsyDuckWinWaker
>grant says fuckall all game
>no one ever targets him
classic
>>146817702
Post full my man
Which hero deals the most DPS
>>146817739
Mafia: Llama Grant Tobi | Cop: Charlie | Medic: GoDz | Vigilante: Durka (DEAD)
>>146817747
>>146817548
>I will imply things about the poster to make up for an already frail argument
IBQC told me this was one of the most popular milllenial techniques.
Your IP is hereby ignored by the comission. Goodbye.
>>146817784
CK?
>>146817838
thanks fami
Godz throwing.
GODZ YOU LITERAL
RETARD
MY FUCKING SIDES THIS HUB IS AMAZING
godz vs nahaz only goes well for the mafia
>>146817747
Add me id/stary
>>146817784
Culling blade deals 10 gorillion damage if the target is within the kill threshold.
Why is Nahaz so red
worst town of all time
mafia literally hasn't said anything most of the game
Based Grant calling Cap out on being an Overwatch shitter
>>146817939
>>146818010
>Australian saves himself and ditches everyone else
This game is so one sided, how did IG do so well in the BO1s
why did vg.r buy all these bkb's?
How can you push high ground if you are rushing bkb's on everyone..
nahaz is drunk
>Charlie
>NAHAZ
lmao
I actually like charlie tbqh, he's always chill.
>>146818178
i think IG is gonna win this game
VG.R went some fucking weirdo meme items and threw fights
this is staged right, these people don't actually go fucking psycho over a game of mafia?
>>146818431
Yeah and now Brood is starting to be useless
Godz made an idiot play. Literally handed it to the mafia. No one else can anticipate what a dumb move he made as medic.
>mafia not saying anything all game
>town killing each other
>tilting each other
>mafia wins
>>146818506
How has no one suspected Tobi yet
>>146818452
I would too if I had to play with slacks, godz and nahaz.
>>146818473
this makes me understand why he casts dota now.
>>146818576
because they are all dota players
they blame their own team
>>146818576
literally just charlie
slacks said grant was mafia
everyone else is fucking autistic
if town all votes acquit they could win they could win this, instantly out all three mafia
>nahaz face right now
>20k networth Brood
>does nothing now
Why would you vacuum all this farm
>>146818023
FUCK YEA BUGLES
>>146818023
Thank F@M
>>146818842
because he has a game to lose
