Shekels edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
Previous >>146759163
>Not watching Ayesee
HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END
>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"
Tobi:
>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV
BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH
The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
FACT: Only Techies player is having *fun* in a Techies game.
>>146778297
The entire point of dota is to have fun at the expense of others dipshit
post that one thing you guys always post
>>146777642
kunkka, a lot of patches ago, wasfunto build rapier first
has vulva been taken over by the SJW leftist liberal agenda?
it's the only explanation for them pushing llamadownsyndrome and aneefatdyke so hard
>>146777934
Techies needs a COMPLETE overhaul, mostly to make land mines not redundant with remotes and a new ability instead of suicide squad. No hero should EVER have a non-ult ability with more than 60 seconds cooldown (this includes TB)
But reddit techies mainers will fight tooth and nail any change so he must remain shit in his current form.
OH WOW WHAT AN EXCITING SERIES BETWEEN COL AND FDL
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED SUCH A RESULT
SUCH EMOTION CAN BARELY BE CONTAINED
I CAN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER UNPREDICTABLE, COMPETITIVE AND EXCITING SERIES BETWEEN DC AND VOIDBOYS
NADOTA TRULY IS THE BEST!!!!!!
>>146778381
No, it's a tired old meme and we honestly need some new content.
Why don't (You) post something for once?
>>146778297
Who gives a shit, dota is a 1v9 game anyway
>>146778297
Only redditors think the game should be balanced around pubs
Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.
They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.
They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.
By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.
Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.
They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.
People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.
Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.
>Beesa thinking he's hot shit.
>beesa on the carry xD
>getting shit stomped left and right.
Just another classic d2g moment.
>>146778297
That is objectively the only good way to play dota.
>>146778372
>that receeding hairline
poor bastard
>>146778420
They are in training you dipshit fuck off and let's see how they develop in a year.
They will 100% not be invited to the main event so stop freaking out.
>aysee legs
>>146778521
not beesa's fault that his mid is dogshit
how does a potm lose to a deepee?
REMOVE
AND
KILL
SLACKS
Should I sell it now or do you think it will ever rise in price?
>>146778420
Yes
Valve has been overtaken by the US government thats why /d2g/ has multiple asigned shills 24/7
Dota 2 is some sort of social engineering project now
>>146778516
tfw aliens suck at it and get reported for not playing on their own servers.
fuck off xenon trash, go back to space peru
>eg and secret no longer have to play
>lose all motivation to watch qualifiers
>it's Team Reddit vs literal whos
When is good esports on again guys
>play Enigma
>enemy Slark tries killing me
>solo black hole him through his shadow dance so team can kill him
Enigma isn't really a slark counter right? Having the aoe spells help though.
>>146778516
>>146778652
just bet it in DC v Void Boys
Safer bet ever
As much as I dislike llama and even with her being ugly as fuck, for some reason I want her to tie me up and do lewd mean things to me.
>>146778432
>a new ability instead of suicide squad
Suicide squad is the best non-ult ability in the game, why would it be changed?
>>146778676
Explains why the thread has been somewhat decent today
>>146778652
it's falling in price now dude
>>146778752
Probably because she would hate it. Unless you wear a dress.
>>146778698
Gut blog mein freund!
>>146778420
Do(g)turds 2 one and only purpose is fueling the production of Half-Life 3 (which won't ever be finished because the bar is set infintely high, Gabe is out of touch with reality, probably smoked some bad shit). If it makes money, make it infest Dota 2, Valve's designated shitting game.
When is based Thorin going to start casting and analyzing Dota?
>>146778652
sell now. they always go down.
>>146778789
yeah but after ti6 it wont be droppable anymore
>>146778814
Go shill your autistic persona somewhere else. CSGO is dying and no other scene wants you. Fuck off. Get a real job, child.
>Go to LAN party
>Play doters with fellow programers
>Stupid fat transvestite (mtf) non-programmer that isn't friends with anyone keeps guilt tripping my party into playing shitty normie wii games with it
>Gets upset when I address the room as "gentlemen"
Is this what the world outside of DotA has come to during my isolation?
>>146778752
she looks better (3/10) with her hair tied up
with her hair down she just looks like a female goblin (1/10) or a jewess (0/10)
>>146779008
is she Jewish?
>>146778802
Well memed my dear fellow!
>>146778870
nobody cares, look up faceless rex on market or some other "it won't be available" shit from the last 2 years
>>146778669
>>146778516
>queuing in USE
>suddenly someone joins my game with undecipherable characters
>oh gawd its a Xenon
>I'm 4k MMR but got matched with 1.5k MMR Xenon
>he praises us for our superior dota skills all game
>plays ward bitch all game while telling us he was happy to be playing with such high MMR players and he is the highest MMR Xenon in his country
>feeds all game because he's just talking in chat and we lose
Can fucking Xenons fuck off? Every 20 games or so they sneak into my games.
>>146779008
>jewess
>0/10
>>146779128
who nose?
>Astral Spirit gives him right click damage
>never use his right click
This is ET's fate. Just a sad support that casts stomp from a distance, and occasionally earth splitter.
>/d2g/ hates Thorin
I thought you guys did the opposite of reddit?
Shouldn't you be praising Llama?
>>146779003
>change "fat" for "cute"
>change "shitty normie wii games" with "bukakke"
a few details could make something average into a god tier experience
>>146778951
Why is this mobaby so mad?
>>146779152
goddamned xeroxes ruining everything. thanks for the infinite food and world peace, but fuck, I just want to play a game of doter you fucking space trash
>>146779320
he use it in the laning stage to bully other cuckports you faggot
>>146779152
>Xenon playing with 12 seconds delay because of intergalactic lag.
>>146779320
He uses it during first 10 minutes to rape people you dumb shit
Is Era the only pro-dotor to ever have a mental breakdown?
Seems like dota is the only e-sport that doesn't have as much mental problems with players
Reminder Thorin would never allow this girl gamer shit on his watch. We need a based guy like him to stir up trouble in Dota. Everything is way to buddy-buddy with BTS.
WHY IS THAT OLDMAN HOLDING THAT CUP IN HIS HAND FOR 4 HOURS.
DRINK THE COFFEE/TEA OR LEAVE THE FUCKING CUP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146779367
>-10% players since Overbore launched
RIP csgo, you had a good run etc
I wonder if Thorin will jump to overshit
>>146779481
jackymaoarteezyxiao8funfflystuffritsufearTCrotkfebby
>>146779481
>Is Era the only pro-dotor to ever have a mental breakdown?
he had mental breakdown because he is inbred mudslime
>>146779495
Fuck off Thorin
>>146779410
>>146779451
>I'm going to slap them with my +20 damage since I keep spirit at level 1
Ok
>>146779580
>EE
autism
>RTZ
what?
>xiao8
what?
>fluff
ok, but he hasnt snapped yet
>ritsu
ok, but this is more of a shitty personality
>fear
?
>TC
?
>ROTK
hes just insane
>febby
wat?
What if Dota and Overwatch combined? No need to be enemies you know what I mean? I'm sure most of us play Overwatch and Dota already anyways, both fun games.
>>146779681
It really fucking hurts you doubl enigger
/OldMouz/ WW@?
NEVER 4GET THE CLOWNIEST DOTA THAT EVER LIVED
>>146779141
yeah but thats a courier
>>146779761
>worst dota ever from no-skilled shitters
here's your (You)
>>146779717
>autism
>Louis: Hello Jacky
>Jacky: stares blankly
>Louis: It's me, Louis.
>Jacky stares at his feet
>Louis: From the BBC?
>Jacky: Ah Hallo Lewee
>Louis: Is it alright if I come in?
>"Jacky suddenly hides behind his captain Puppey, I can see already this is a strange environment"
>Puppey: Sorry, he gets shy around strangers, come in, come in
>"As I walk through his large home I notice many Lego's strewn around the room and boxes of pizza"
>Louis: (concerned) Where does all this come from?
>Puppey: It's all for EE, he plays with Lego and never tidies it up
>Louis: Can I play Lego with you EE?
>Jacky: (Scowls) NO LOWEE MY LEGO
>Louis: That's okay, I'll just play with a few pieces
>Jacky starts crying
>Louis: Why are you upset?
>Jacky: (weeping) My legoos
>Louis: Okay, how about we just sit down and watch some streams
>Jacky: YAS LOWEE
>Jacky runs to his chair and beams at Louis
>Louis: So what do you watch on streams?
>Jacky: (Loudly) Chineeesee Cartooooooooons
>Louis: (To Puppey) And this is his normal routine?
>Puppey: Of course, else he gets upset and tries to choke me? (Jacky begins to throw a tantrum)
>Puppey rushes out of the room and comes back with pizza and a can of Mountain Dew
>Puppey: I forgot his food and drink for his Chinese cartoon time (Hands them to Jacky)
>Jacky snatches the food and drink and watches his Chinese cartoons
>Louis: Do you want to answer any questions EE?
>Jacky barks loudly at Louis
>Louis is confused and has a conversation with Puppey away from Jacky in the kitchen
>Louis: Is it always like this for you?
>Puppey (Begins to sob): I try so hard, it's just so difficult (Jacky can be heard clapping and shouting in the background)
>Puppey: I'm sorry you have to leave (Puppey opens a cupboard and takes out several pots of aderall)
>Louis leaves
>Jacky: BYE LOWEE
>"As I begin to depart I'm left wondering what I had just seen and the toll some people take on others"
>>146779332
we hate people forcing themselves into the scene, even ones that reddit hates as well
Where the fuck are the Immortal 3s
>>146779857
I guess he needed to fill the void that separating himself from dendi put on him
>>146779946
Valve is fucking stupid and will release it with 3 days remaining, so they have no enough time for people to buy it.
>>146779736
I'm sure it did when I fucked your mom with my +20 damage cock
Will the prize this year even top last years?
No way you doturds can bring it to 20 million
>>146779762
then look up the enigma shit or the III immortals, then, fuck
>>146780049
anyone else spend entire nights sitting like this and let the smell from your butthole waft slowly into your nose?
>>146780009
What am I supposed to do with all these then?
why do these fucking retarded casters keep selecting a predictions so it pops up throughout the game
fucking retarded
>>146778628
>>146780049
How much time is left anyway?
I think Valve will just damagecontrol and finish off the prizepool from their own pocket, they already took 75% from each cumpendium.
>>146780049
probably not considering how poorly the last immortals sold
>tfw the only reason I play dota is to stack camps
Is there anything even remotely as thrilling as stacking camps?. Ever since the change do dire ancients landscape stacking the dire ancients has become very easy. I once managed to stack it 9 (or maybe even 10 times, i lost count) with VS because of how easy it is to stack with wave of terror.
Now that they've added spawn boxes it even easier. Oh my heart gets a pump just thinking about it. Pulling that creep wave, watching it follow me then going back to find there's another neutral camp there.
Sometimes I will buy quelling blade and cut trees just to get abnormally large stack numbers. Like in radiant big jungle camp I will cut all the trees west and northwest of the camp since the spawn box is closest there and get a gorillion stacks. I always ward the ward locations around ancients or my in jungle if I'm stacking to watch the creeps spawn. I want to make sure I got it right.
Sometimes it even costs us team fights or even games but I can't help myself. I would rather stack camps than win games. That's all that matters to me.
for all those turbopussies on reddit who think terrorblade should be nerfed, i got two words
stay mad
>Want VB, DC and FDL to go to TI
>Can't happen because EG a shit
Beesa-sama/sneyking/w33fresh, forgive me
>not liking nahaz being tortured
Slacks is the ourest guy
>>146780049
sure it won't probably break 15 million but remind me what is the largest prize pool for OverWank again?
>>146778589
Because FDL's counter rotations were shit.
Same way a PL manages to lose to a TA.
It's col. They always 5 man it up. There's no excuse for FDL to not be prepared to deal with it.
>>146780245
immortals ][ were shit tho
>>146780301
$6
that's a whole dollar for each player
>Anti-Trump nonsense
Going to have to add Slacks to this collage pretty soon.
>>146780049
>>146780049
>give 1 (ONE) immortal 2 and 3 for 96 levels
Yeah, valve is fucking retarded.
>>146780372
>>146780301
overcrap has a "pro scene"?
that must be the saddest thing ever
>>146780163
Why do people outside my country never brush or have good teeth?
Thats fucking disgusting.
>>146780269
Never change, lesnarposter.
>>146780502
Just as great as the TF2 pro scene
That is, it's a joke, and even if it will get off the ground it'll be infested with cheaters
>>146780387
These fucking goddamn liberals that are unaware that dota is a Republican game
>>146780392
They completely fucked up everything from last year. It shows they are lazy beyond belief even when it comes to making money.
>No stretch goals
>late compendium release
>shit immortals
>horrible tiering for reward levels
>rewards themselves are beyond garbage (limited river vials rofl)
It should have sold even worse so they could finally realize how stupid they are.
>>146780502
when will game devs learn you can't make a serious pro-scene based on an anime game
Why is the enemy Naix always better than my team's Naix?
>>146780565
No, TF2 has better pro scene because at least it's legitimate, not vat-grown with heavy use of money.
>>146780387
>Muhammad Ali dies
lmao
>>146780754
Does that mean CSGO has no legitimately pro scene ?
>pick invoker
>play a better game than dota that was coincidentally designed into dota
>win because i picked invoker
>>146780754
>legitimate
>Half its scene went on VACation after the latest wave
Also, what was void boys thinking drafting all melee except oracle, into invoker, void and lion
>>146780818
are you retarded?
alsofiltered
>BIGGEST TOURNAMENT OF THE YEAR
>STILL CAN'T EVEN BEAT THE LUGERS
LMFAO
M
F
A
O
DEAD GAME
>this cast
Is this the gaza strip?
SO MANY FUCKING SHOTS
where the fuck is our boy grant
>>146780998
probably killed himself when he realized the american qualifiers are a shitshow
>>146780998
He's shitting on bitch boy slacks rn
>>146780998
on stream you retard
>STR carry meta was a prank
DOTARDS?
>>146781160
which one?
not on bts3
>>146780941
It's the qualifiers between teams that have no chance of winning the tournament. Plus the stream numbers are always lower since doturds can watch in game ;)
>Moderate a subreddit
>Get a job in a top e-sports organization
Uhm Dotards?
you think it will be a boy or a girl?
>post id so people add me to play
>2 adds
>"hey I dont play dota I just want to talk"
>other one is a private profile thats never even online
This is going well
>offlane naix
>safelane brewmaster
what are these heroes even supposed to do
>>146781270
>You have to make at least 250k annually to post on this web blog
Uhm Redditards?
sneykings a bit of a retard
>>146781252
main, fool
post a dota caster with bigger, fatter, smellier, sweatier more suckable tits
Protip: you can't
>>146781285
>eating his greens
Sissy boy
>>146781314
Most people on d2g don't play the game, people here are either gay ERPs or autistic shitposters. Looks like you got one of each.
The few people here that actually play the game know better than adding an animeposter.
>>146781439
ayesee
>>146781439
>annedroid
another robot that comes from the future? wasn't kotlguy enough?
maybe we should give him artour already before they desotry the earth
>>146781410
>slacks
>charlie
ugh..
misery is very bad captain
dc will accomplish nothing if they keep him as captain
>>146781474
he's dieting don't make fun of him ;_;
Guys, when do you predict the Drakken ancient camp will finally be added to dota2?
Maybe a few more years? It's actually one of the few ancients that are anti physical.
>>146781698
delete this
>>146781698
>antiphyisical ancients
that sounds so retarded, now I understand why icefrog removed them
>>146781619
you'll watch it and like it ya faggot
>>146781439
>tfw no thiccc dota gf
>>146781698
Fucking never because it'd cuck the entire fucking support pool and offlaners that get shut down in lane
>>146781698
>Big reveal at TI show match
THIS IS IT
THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
IT'S PHYSICAL HATE CAMP DRAKKENS
>>146781698
Dota2 babby here
What do they do?
When was the last game you played doturds?
I haven't opened the game since December 8 of 2015
>>146781882
i ragequit a few weeks ago and havent played since
i enjoy esports but soloqueue is honestly fucking garbage
>elder titan is level 8 at 31 minutes
>>146781475
But I'm pretty calm and soft to talk to and play with, I dont know why finding people is so hard
>>146781862
immostlya dota2 babby too and I know they're not magic immune and they got evasion so they used to be good for SF to clear with razes
>>146781882
2 and a half months ago, it got too stale for me
>>146781882
I played a couple of games yesterday for the first time in months.
It was pretty awful honestly
>>146781821
Cuckports and cucked offlaners are what dota is all about.
>>146781821
>>146781770
>>146781785
You can't keep getting away with this icefrog!
>>146781862
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Drakken_Camp
>evasion and armor
>>146781825
My dream come true.
>>146781882
like 10 days ago? it's probably over for me, might pop in for an AA game or something just to spam ice blast
Are Drakken cute?
>>146781996
are you cute? post steam
why did nahaz look visibly upset over grants analyses?
he wasn't saying anything wrong
>>146782113
Sure are!
Yiff :3
>>146781996
Because some of /d2g/ are also south-americans, so we can't find anyone to play with either
>>146782232
Nice, the best way to save this game is to cater to gay furries honestly. It's what made Dota great in the first place.
>>146782216
Because he hates niggers
>dog meme again
this is so awkward
all I wanted was a few sessions of mafia with good mics
>>146782174
No I'm an average skinny guy, can you not
>>146782274
I'm a euro but I could also play on eu east I guess
AreNaviback?
>>146782418
Direct Invite they are the best ;)
>>146782418
they're like just below the 3 top dog teams atm so they're in a pretty good spot
anyone have the "i won" meme?
>>146782418
They are soon, in the dumpster.
>>146782418
No. Euro dota is just that bad.
>>146782363
>wanting to watch these retards play mafia
It's just not fun anymore now they're playing to meet the LD specified mafia games quota
>Chinese playoffs
>VG.Reborn
>VG
>iG
>EHOME
>that feel when VG probably won't make it
>>146782418
sure. not at the top but like sort of thereabouts at least. that counts I think
>>146778297
Neither we do, is a little boring because is to slow. Selfdestruction is ok.
>tobi still eating
Guys, i think he has a problem
>>146782584
it would be fun with the right people
Hotbid, LD, Godz, Tobi, Charlie, Nahaz, etc... all the people that actually talk.
Obviously if half the people playing are silent it's fucking shit.
>>146782568
soon the "OG and Liquid are NA" shitposters will come..
>>146782418
They got a chance.
>>146782585
they should be grateful they even made it out of the open qualifier with R O T K and BURDENING and SYLARTOFALLLIQUIDAREDOINGITTHEYAREGOINGTOTAKEIT
>Valve literally has to invite Na'Vi every TI to entertain the public in case it's a chinese dominance year
Bet it's hard to literally be a clown team
>>146782585
I want to see what r0tk will do when he doesn't even get a chance to beat swindle in TI
>>146782807
didnt they go through qualifiers last year
>>146780754
It has but new people will come if valve manages to make the game popular again.
>>146782887
he's just a retard, ignore
>>146782750
Moon is fully NA
Fly is greatest ally
Cr1t is honorary NA from NEL
And if Sumail is NA, so is Kuroky,
Everyone is NA when they are winning
Reminder that Slacks is our guy
>>146783124
When did we become reddit
>>146783170
reddit has always been our guy
we did it reddit
>>146783106
Except chinks
I'm a streamshitter so I must ask this here
Is it possible to shift-cast something like sunder when silenced/stunned/sheeped or do you have to spam the spell and hope you're fast enough?
https://blog.twitch tv/introducing-cheering-celebrate-together-da62af41fac6#.lhfvsn9yc
lmao fucking microtransactions for twitch chat, maybe they can sell lockboxes of streamer faces or memes next
>>146783170
When you got exiled to a literal Reddit board.
>>146783234
mvp are chinks and they are NA when they are winning.
>>146783234
this guy gets it
>>146783267
No, yes.
Source 2 ruined this game for me tbqh
I stopped playing a lot more when they changed the whole home menu and the lot, game ran a lot more shitty for me also.
Why did you have to make it mandatory Gabe
>>146783218
>pending quests
Disgusting
>>146783218
Good job
How much money did you pay?
>>146783218
good job infensus
![7624869a7e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t4heLyo.jpg "7624869a7e[1].jpg")
Uhhhhhhhh
>>146783352
Some of the hats are really shittily optimized. I get 140fps stable at maxed graphics, but when I see certain Tinker fucking hat that changes his march it
fucking
dips
to
60fps
>>146783394
>sweetFX
Disgusting.
>>146783279
DELETE THIS PICTURE
>>146783279
Isn't that just copied from those Asian streaming sites? lmao
>>146783339
>gooks are chinks
baka @ u gaijin-san
>slacks
>>146783436
At least you can go above a 100+
>tfw can barely hold stable 60 in the early game
>tfw have to close Chrome because it eats up my 2GB RAM otherwise
>tfw dips to 30 in late, dropping to 17 in fights
Being a third-worlder is suffering
YOU'RE
>>146783732
Sonneiko did it with a PC much worse than yours, he only got new one once he got into Na'Vi. Keep it up senpai.
>>146783641
They're tokens for naughty camsites
>>146783279
Not dota related, reported, saged & hid.
Fuck off with your meme chat and kill yourself you piece of fucking disgusting shit.
>>146783471
What?
>>146783806
Was it a PC with a shitty dual core AMD, and a GT 740 he had to get himself in a hurry because his old Radeon died? I doubt it
>>146783760
MILDLY INCONVENIENCED
>>146783654
literally the same.
navi flies to the International 2016
>>146783218
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/xzow
What did he mean by this?
How do I cheer on d2g?
I want to reward good posters with a cheer.
>>146778480
>european teams are so equally shit so the matches are better!
>sheckels
I WANT POL OUT
>>146783971
>1 Vac Ban
Thank you charlie for laying down the panda knowledge on these uneducated retards.
Always gets me going when people say pandas wanna die coz they dont want to mate.
Fucking retards.
>>146783965
So how do I avoid russians, I queue for EUW only and I still get them every single game. I'm pretty quite in game and I let people play how they want but come on, these slavs typing all kind of shit to me and to each other the whole game is really annoying
>>146784087
press the upvote button
>>146783732
At least you can play without crashing.
>have had random crashes during games for about a year now
>can't figure the exact cause of this day despite a bunch of people with the same graphics card saying the same shit
Some people say it's the RAM but fuck if I know what causes. Sometime I'll go 5 games no crash, other times I'll crash twice in a game.
Least I'm working on fixing my processor heating issues today.
ahh more dank memes for my dank memoire
>>146784156
stupid anime avatarfagging piece of shit I hope a dog bites you
>>146784156
get higher mmr
>>146784156
stay quiet
i don't want to see you posting ever again
Reminder that I am the best Steam friend and you should probably add me if you play DotAor are fun!Also I will probably go to sleep now so I'll see (you) tomorrow!
>>146783918
Sonneiko had PC that couldn't even keep stable 20FPS
he had literal fucking slideshows in teamfights
>>146784323
Too bad
>>146784282
At what mmr are they going to disappear?
How do I bully RTC?
>>146784485
dont
Reminders:
Europeans thought secret.NA would lose in the open qualifiers
Then they said they would still lose in the main qualifiers because "they're going to play in the most stacked region in the world"
No European team has EVER come out of the wildcard qualifier despite being "stacked"
>>146784485
Just keep waiting until Secret crashes and burns
Reminder Artour is a filthy slav
>>146784485
Remind him that he'll never win anything significant
>BTS about to start talking WarCraft before they stop themselves
>>146784558
Is Liquid the only decent all euro team?
Uhm dotards? Were't they supposed to be the greatest team of all time? Where's their "TI Win"?
Care to elaborate on this dotards?
>>146784436
at no mmr, they are everywhere all the time, just you see them in less percentage than at higher elos
>>146784558
>it's a "claim the winning team" episode
Jesus christ you fags are pathetic.
Your countries are all dogshit, EU tries to compensate with their rich history and culture and NA with their military prowess, but you're both shit as of 2016 so shut the fuck up tbqh.
>pick elder titan
>enemies run directly into stomp/earthsplitter
3k is truly the most comfy bracket
>>146784771
Secret will never lose.
>>146784771
Such cute smiles
:3
>>146784771
S4 got paid to lose on purpose
Holy shit, this BTS is shitpost central, in real life
how is Slacks not our guy after that beating he gave Nahaz
>>146784771
they will go undefeated in ti6 for SURE
>>146784985
ucking Kuroky and RTZ saw to that it wouldn't happen goddamn fuck those faggot s
>people watching shithub instead of NA dota
Speaks for itself
>>146784692
were they talking about how shit the movie was or something?
SWNL
>>146784784
Well I mean, at what mmr am I going to stop queuing into nothing but russians?
Is FDL v VB gonna start anytime soon?
>>146784930
Literally implied pedophilia. Incredible
>>146785058
4k, 4.5k+
