>join Certified-Organic corp
>download TS3
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Bunch of shitposting
>Set up Facebook corp group to recieve (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my Punisher"?
>"Yes you can bring tackle but you need to download the new tackle comms mumble plugin v0.2 first anon go to this link anon https://a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- anon are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>/eog/ dies
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.
DED General Edition
permalink: http://orph.link/eog
>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.
>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.
>Read the UPDATED /eog/ pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
>Focus Group Logs: https://focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/
Future:
>Soon, new shekels madness with cerebral free SP and stuff snek themed.
>Did you forget to do your dailies?
>Cap changes, fighter changes and legal drugs: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6523897#post6523897
>June 28th Sneks Supers and Titans: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/shadow-of-the-serpent-signal-the-dawn/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
Past:
>Goonswarm is dead.
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 21: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
first for true sansha fox lolis
Shitpost all you want, its gonna die anyways.
>>146797452
I am ok with this.
>>146797621
and if it doesnt, you canthank?me!
>>146797751
hell yeah bro
>fly under fc who got scammed out of titan
>goes exactly how you would expect
>>146798818
>he posted it again
>he
whats up with all the degenerates posing catgirls?
Go back to fucking final fantasy general.
This is dog general.
I bet its the catgirl faggots fault the threads are dying.
>>146799412
>>146799730
>weebs
>>146800265
wwww
>>146799730
Pretty much. I'm a weeb but at least I only occasionally post smug anime girls.
>Vehement
>40bwhyI could just buy a nyx and do a better job
>>146801720
cause ccp is legit retarded
>>146801983
Why couldn't it just be 2 to 3 times build, and the rest dictated by demand
>>146801983
say that to their face fucker not online and see what happens
>what the fuck guys why doesn't a daredevil cost 5 mil
>faction frig: let's say 100 time pricier
>cruiser: 20 times
>battleshit: 2-3 times more
>dread: lele 40b ecks dee
>>146803674
makes sense considering how capitals don't really follow the hp and damage increases other classes do, and just fuck everything up with infinite damage infinite tank immunity to everything teleport anywhere
>>146803907
>capitals don't really follow the hp and damage increases
They do.
>>146803907
>capitals don't really follow the hp and damage increases
They do though?
>>146804183
>>146804227
they have about the hp you'd expect from being a class up if you fit no modules to them. but usually you do fit modules to them, so they have like 3x what would be normal if they were to be 'in line' with other classes. and the damage is what, something like 10x battleship damage?
>>146804512
are you stuck in the past or something
>>146804721
are you misinformed or something
>>146804721
>>146804840
>>146804840
Im asking you that one
>mfw gas mining
>>146805408
>mfw 15 kill marks on my astero from killing afk ventures in gas sites and counting
>>146807791
>mfw I will never be elite wormhole pvp
>wormhole
>elite
>i pretend getting auth'd and setting up an API is some super hard task because i'm a lazy stupid stoner.
It's time.
BR soon.
>>146810319
are the good guys winning?
>>146810727
So far KB green :)
Update: just got blue balled by Dead Terrorists and Shadow Cartel over an R64 tower. It was basically a fair fight too so looks like they are too afraid to fight us now.
>MUH BLUE BALLS
yeah it's not like Sniffles have never done that either.
>>146812137
We're not Snuffbox lol
>I'm just going to pretend that they're cowards because they don't know how much stuff we haven't got on field so they really should engage
>I said you were snuff
???
>>146812568
Oh, thought you were talking about Snuff sorry.
>>146812503
They had intel on us and watched us fly pretty much everything we had to their system. lol
>I know
>I'll post another catgirl and just quote random anons!
>she is from the brutor bloodline
Who are you quoting?
You silly
>mfw solo play is the best way to play Eve
have you cuks been forced to get on comms yet?
>there are tama-camping hg slave bronies on r/eog
>bronies
Isn't all-out a corp?
Tama battoru!
Solo play is best, but I'm still in a non-solo player corp without autistic commitment requirements.
I haven't participated in voice comms nor alliance/corp activities yet.r u jelly
>>146815042
kill yourself
>>146815175
u just jelly
>>146815224
kill yourself
>elite pvpers
stop it with the hostilities
>>146815302
>t. jelly girl
>>146815640
kys
I'm wondering, when has diplomacy ever worked amongst players in EVE? Suppose you're a new corp with new players, and some elite veteran corp/alliance with elite veteran players decide to make you their content - even if you pay ransom/talk to them/agree to their terms, you're still gon be content, right?
>>146815731
baka desu
>>146815956
in that situation you will have nothing to offer them
at best you might convince them that you're capable enough to not feed them any kills, and that they're wasting their time
thinking that all groups who get you to pay a ransom are liars is shit. I've never witnessed it from a pvper, I think it's mostly just highsec and sov faggots
>page 10
>>146800649
Did somebody sayS M U G
>mfw just took a pay day loan to buy skill injectors and train a char to 200M SP
>needing 200M SP
>>146818475
>not robbing a few convenience stores
>pay day loan
>>146815956
Diplomacy works when there's some kind of level playing field happening. One group has numbers, the other has skills but just wants to pve in the same area where the big group roams. They work out a frenemies situation where they don't back each other up but can ping each other for *gudfites* because the vet group doesn't feel like perma-farming the big group and the big group needs some room for newbros to be able to do things without just getting wasted every day.
A new corp with new players isn't gonna get far with diplomacy, what's in it for the other guys?
Artillery and autocannon projectiles should have travel time.
>but hybrids should not
>>146791103
>newbros complaining about non consensual PvP again.
Its not evel like this is the first time either, new players are consistently whiney bitches. We have no less than twelve oldfags here, TWELVE, who at ANY TIME could have told them about the game, all they had to do was just open their fucking mouths and ask. Instead all the newbros sit their like their brain dead morons who cant even call a fucking target in PvP, and thats why not even one of them will get A SINGLE SHRED of pity from me. As far as I'm concered they should probably pack their bags and get the fuck out because they are literally the aids that is rotting this game from the inside out, they are pieces of shit.
Hybrids and hybrid charges aren't obsolete and inferior Brutor technology. Why should they have travel time?
>>146822030
> t. Brutor
>>146818708
Good future pilots and friends. When you "ally" a big group sure you can pull numbers when you need it but those numbers are almost always going to be unskilled(in sp) and unskilled retards too that really aren't going to have a consistent memberbase, consistent morals, consistent leadership that can control its members ect. With a small new group, the fact that the group isn't just recruiting whoever the fuck they want shows a certain level of intellect and commitment in my opinion. Plus its a lot easier to work with and train a small group because there is nowhere for the retards to hide. In a huge group as a retard you can show up to stuff and do good enough to
a) not get noticed and never get assigned to do important stuff
b) hide within the group
As long as you never get called out to do shit, and never take any responsibility, no one can or will call you out on being a retard. When working with a small group everyone shoulders far more repsonsibility and thus retards either get forced to get gud or they get exposed for what they are.
Also like I've said before a smaller group is likely to have much stronger leadership over its members and a much more consistent set of morals and relationships.
>>146818708
What's to stop the elite veteran corp from farming the green as grass corp with players with less than 5m sp?
Why would patricians willingly asssociate themselves with plebians?
>>146821691
>>146821691
>>146823874
>>146824004
>>146824182
>>146824219
>>146824309
>>146824337
>>146824463
What did she mean by this?
>all-out is dying
hold me lads
All-Out is dying becausethey're slowly suffocating from having their faces sat on
>>146824847
stream?
>>146824847
why what happening to them
Hello /eog/
If you have used both Discord and Slack, which do you prefer and why?
>>146825754
teamspeak
>>146825754
Slack
Ive used both and discord is buggy as shit desu
why?
>>146825967
All-Out is considering switching from slack to discord to better manage the memes.
>>146825754
Yahoo! Messenger
Windows Live Messenger
>Discord
>Slack
Is there a good guide for fitting?
I guess I should check e-uni. But I'm looking for a guide that talks about every single ship statistic and the mechanics that they are used for. For example everything to do with mass, everything to do with velocity etc and then a overview of all the modules, and a guide on target numbers to hit for certain things. Like there has to be an efficieny that you shoot for.
I assume the good way of fitting your ship is to look at what you are fighting or plan to fight, or what you are trying to do, and then pick a ship and design your fitting so that you can accomplish those goals. I want to be able to understand the mechanics so I can find those target numbers myself. Like if I'm fighting a tengu whats the max range with missiles, the practical sig he is likely to have ect.
>>146826070
I can see why anon said all-out is dying.
Thats like switching comms to vent
>>146825754
I just get flooded with shitposts and retarded pings no matter what I'm using.
>>146826362
I like ventrilo, my friends and I have been using it for like 8 years.
>>146826331
Not a single publicly accessed database/wiki is going to help you, for they are all terribly outdated. If you can gain access to sooper seekrit opsec corp/alliance wikis, then you might find what you are looking for.
>>146826331
your best bet is osmium, and most of the fits there are shit too. just look at a ton and try to figure shit out and make your own from it based on what you want to do + your needs
this is really the best youre going to get unless you do >>146826664
>osmium
>>146826813
just dont use it to fit your ship. if you really dont have any idea what youre doing, its your best bet
>>146826664
E-uni's wiki isn't outdated
>>146828149it is
>tfw no SOE qt to rescue you
can someone explain the event thing starting today
>>146830103
Basically think missions but the rewards are faction capital bpc's maybe
>>146830219
what difficulty are the missions
>>146830283
It's anything from mining missions to soloing a drifter battleship with a frigate. So L1-L4 burner missions maybe?
>mining missions
>>146826331
You only learn proper fitting by losing your own fits and fixing them to better solve its shortcommings and modifying them to defeat or overcome specific opponents/tasks
If you just go around making random ass fits that look good on paper and copying them from sites all you're gonna learn is the current meta fit for a few ships and learn to not waste PG and CPU which has nothing to do with a good fit, idiots just think its good because it looks clean or tight (eft warriors) but you will have zero insight of how it actually performs in combat.
Look up that guide by Mr.Hyde for missiles, it will teach you about the sig thing, but honestly you are just gonna come to a very simple conclusion and never have to do any math or just pick based on safest choice vs best way to defeat x specific ship.
Osmium is not as bad as people say, just keep in mind 99% are random test shitfits people forgot to delete but that 1% if already higher amount of functional updated fits that any other site hosts.
Zkill is probably the way to go, find good pilots, stalk their losses, good players tends to lose quite a lot of ships while scoring a lot of kills (their stats will bad) and tend to make small changes in their fits all the time.
Convo them if you can't figure out their reasoning for changing a fit, most people are not oruze aspie retards and don't give a fuck if you convo them, they won't meme you to death either.
Just take it a few ships at a time, don't try to make fits for random ass ships you can't or never will fly and just undock, go PvP.
>>146826331
>>146830639
here's a thing I look at sometimes http://www.eveovermind.com/killingSpree.php
>>146830438
oh okay, neat
>Amarr
>Gallente
>liking feline girls over canine girls
>tfw caldari
>tfw 90% of our ships are meme ships
>>146818475
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA LOOSER
>All-Out basically killed by some losses+slack drama
Good night sweet prince
What the heck is All-Out I've been out of the game for 2 fucking years I'm not up to date on you kids and your meme corps.
>>146821691
idk mane, i couldn't care less about cuckdecs anymore but it still gnaws on my mind when I see honorabru newbros getting fucked over by 'muh KB efficiency' elite fgts
>>146837871
The top of the top in autism. If you hadn't heard of them don't take it as a loss.
>playing EVE with /eog/
heh
>>146837871
reddit corp
Why can't we save PI presets? CCP pls.
>>146838583
Gotta announce how much you love sucking nigger dicks.
>>146837691
real or just meme drama?
>eve
>real
>TRULY, WE HAVE BECOME DISCORD
What did he mean by this?
bets on thread dying tonight?
>>146839873
depends, are you counting on me being online or off?
>>146839948
fucking catfags
>tfw few hours until another shekel madness
>>146840437
where will the shekels come from?
>>146840035
Nothing wrong with catboys
>>146840556
delete this
>>146840515
mining missions
STOP THIS DEGENERATE DISGUSTING FURSHIT AT ONCE
>/b/
>>146840783
>mfw the only thing that keep /eog/ alive is catposting
>new player experience
oh boy another vg wormhole
>>146842838
drAKE NO FF KILL IT
which facwar faction is the cash cow atm
>>146844529
join tengoo
>>146801720
Except your Nyx can't fit through a wormhole, but the Vehe can.
>vehement
>in whs
lol
>wormholes
you wouldn't understand
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ELITE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""SOLO"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>PVP
>>146845105
So? In a wormhole its outclassed by a phoenix.
I could buy like 10 phoenixes.
Caldari Strong
>>146845183
I understand that for the price of that oversized vindi, i can get a carrier or dread group.
>>146845203
stop typing like a retard
>>146845274
>the single known use for a caldari capital ship
Yeah so strong.
>>146845274
Tell me more about your rapid torp ponyix memes, sempai!
>>146845448
>single use
Its the best dreadnought in all classes of space, hands down.
Its range and alpha on torpedoes is absurd
Its tank is bulk as fuck
The only thing i see the Vehement used for is niche subcapital smashing with 6kdps.
>caldari
Are out-of-gameclient/thirdparty communication stuff that important in this game? If that's the case, then this game isn't for me. Shame, I was starting to like it and was gonna pull the trigger and sub. Why can't corp/alliance communications just be done in-game? Why can't we just use the in-game chat channels and mails?
>>146845652
>>146845652
>Are out-of-gameclient/thirdparty communication stuff that important in this game?
It really depends on the group. Not all of them require 3rd party stuff.
It's masochistic to do /some/ things without voice comms/browser-based tools/excel however.
>excel
>browser-based tools
>>146845908
Or whatever else you use for spreadsheets.
>She doesn't use Lotus 123 as her spreadsheet program
>using memeprograms because /g/ told you so
incursus or rifter for a noob
>>146846494
THAT IS NOT JAMAL SERUM
That's the girl from Life is Strange
>>146846497
Kestrel
Merlin
>>146846497
Skip frigs and fly an algos or thrasher.
>>146846552
OK let me rephrase Incursus or Rifter no meme race/ships allowed
>>146846592
Don't fly t1 frigs, idiot.
>>146846675
it's for a trial account I don't want him to make the same mistake I made (be Caldari) but my usual ships are t2 or skill heavy. He'd be doing plexes and dicking around with small gangs. No point flying the Tristan without drones 5.
>not flying t1 frigs
Kestrel and Merlin are not meme ships.
>incursus or rifter
you really do want your new friend to quit fast, don't you?
>>146846592
Incursus but you won't get far with that attitude.
>meme race
>>146846857
>caldari
>not a meme race
>Caldari
>mistake
Caldari is never a mistake.
Arguably, Caldari is the best faction to start with in EVE.
>>146846897
>meme races
is this again some idiotic /v/bros tier shit brought to /eog/?
>incursus
>bad
>>146846897
>>146846896
>Best fresh character ships (Merlin, Kestrel)
>great kitey shit
>RLML platforms
>baitheron
>good t3c
>good ewar
>great marauder
>most fits are orthodox and meme potential is low
What's meme about Caldari? Literally nothing.
>>146846897
maybe he doesn't want his friend to do level 3 missions in a fucking drake and get bored of the game
>memellente
>mememarr
>memematar
>>146847168
>caldarmeme
>>146847110
Would you rather he did combat anoms in an arbitrator?
In 2016, starting race matters the least. Good t2 ships are spread around races, and good pirate/faction ships are not confined to one faction either, regardless of what you want to do.
>Brutor
>>146846931
>amarr
Let me guess. You think that other religions don't have fundamentalists.
>caldari totally wrong
>galente
>atheism
>he thinks tumblr is actual feminism
>minmatar
>I'm just not gonna mention the other tribes because I can't do my epic maymays le brutor le black ecks dee dee
Literal pol garbage. Learn to meme, faggot.
>>146847275
>he can't handle memes
>>146846931
>caldari
>not chinks and kikes
>ask which ship would lead into better options for a brand new trial
>get walls of >>>>>>implications and shitposting
Caldari is terrible outside of a small handful of ships basically the question boils down to should he start Minmatar or Gallente.
>>146847341
>he thinks /pol/ leaking everywhere is acceptable
>Willingly choosing a faction with inferior and obsolete technology
Minmatar only gets OP/decent stuff because of CCP's white guilt.
If Minmatar or Gallente are the only choices, then pick Gallente.
>>146847392
>he thinks
>>146847434
>>146847440
>>>>/pol/
Literally get the fuck out you fucking autists. You have a whole board for your fucking stormfront pubbie shitfest, but you have to leak your autism all over 4chan.
>>146847434
>If Minmatar or Gallente are the only choices, then pick Gallente.
b-but my Nidhoggur
>>146847541
>minmitar fucking capital ships are still slapped together rustbuckets
>somehow has some of the best ships anyway
>>146847589
>Nidhoggur
?
>>146847352
>should he start Minmatar
>low-sp Minmatar doing anything in any area of the game
L O L
Gallente is legit tho
>that one guy who sees /pol/ everywhere
is this the new /v/bros meme?
>>146847589
>Nidhoggur
>Nihoggur
>Niggur
Fucking dropped
>>146847634
>le maymay face
>>146847672
>face
?
Daily reminder to train your engi skills
2 MINUTES AFTER AND STILL NOTHING I WANT REIMBURSE
>>146847275
>minmatar
Sorry, friend. Should have included some space swedes there.
>/pol/ delusions
who are you quoting?
>offline
>quoting
>Due to an issue that was found last night with the Shadow of the Serpent event, this part of the release will not be deployed today, and is expected to be release at the back end of this week, once the issue has been fully investigated and resolved.
No Shekel Madness today.
>pubbie
>serpentis proteus skin
>serpentis hecate skin
>serpentis thanatos skin
>>146849369
>serpentis skins
>good
ccpls
>>146849440
Intakishill pls go.
>>146849810
>intaki skin
>not a downgrade from unskinned
interbus master race
fucking animations
reeee
>>146849943
I hate how the camera moves
pretty lighting though
>>146846552
>JAMAL
You have to go back.
>dat new wallet flash
>>146850461
Now minnie stations are bright finally, caldari looks pretty cozy with that darkened light. Amarr is still shit
>>146850821
>t. Brutor migrant that destroyed the Gallente Capitol of Villore, making it into a 0.5 sec shithole
You have to kill yourself.
>not using your titan for webbing
Siegmund im comming for you. Talk shit get hit cunt.
>mining in null in my ibis
>bad man shows up to kill me
>uncloak my 12 alt avatars
> here look at all this SP you could have gotten if you didn't do your opportunities.
>bad man killing miners
>find a ibis
>he uncloaks his 12 alt avatars
>I uncloak my 12 battle herons
10k sp for recurring opportunities is gone. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>tfw cancer daily sp is gone
What is be the name of the shiled buffer implants? I can't find them in game.
>>146853596
>>146853636
Boosters incoming, 10k is old and busted
>So this....is...the power...of...organic...comms...
Is there a way to switch t3d modes in the ship preview on infoscreen?
why the hell does my bastion module keep setting off the 1 minute weapon timer when i'm not near any other players? started doing it yesterday and idk why :/
>"quit game" changed to "log off"
>it doesn't log you off but quits the game
>quit game removed
>mfw you're stuck in eve forever
bunch of hisec faggots in this thread as usual.
I wonder if there's anyone left playing EVE that isn't a total scrub.
> t. hisec faggot who is a total scrub
>>146857418
>t. nullbabby who is never outside of his 400 man blob
t. white stag
>This release brings a new breed of pirate faction capital and supercapital ships that can be owned by players, Legalization of combat boosters, the fantastic bulk fitting tool, brilliant visual updates,
>brilliant visual updates
L O L keep telling yourselves that CCP shitters.
>>146859203
>I'm autism
>>146859316
>w-what do you mean saying that this stupid-ass game that I spent thousands of dollars on is shit
>>146859417
>t. Star Citizen backer
>>146859471
Nice reply but untrue.
>>146859471
god damn it, kreydis. I was about to post that
w-well I will settle for seconds
>game
>spent thousands of dollars
uwot
how long does ccp normally take to respond to a support ticket
>>146860195
depends what it is.
account stuff like 1-5 hours
in-game stuff like bugged missions from 1 hour to a week
Daily reminder that you can get scammed outside of EVE.
>>146859203
>Legalization of combat boosters
>removing content is a feature
fuck CCP
>>146860270
They responded in like an hour but it was basically a no, I took a long break and was wondering if they'd move my Archon out of this bumfuck nowhere nullsec station but they said no and some shit about escape mechanisms as to why.
>>146862831
why don't you just jump it?
you have no access?
or just sell it.
>>146863153
I don't have a cyno ready and it's from before the capital changes
>>146862831
r u a goon
>>146863465
No I was NC. several years ago
how do I dscan anoms quickly?
