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>something about socks
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
sneks when
why do I keep coming back to this shitty general fuck kill me now do it I double dog dare you
How the fuck do you get bananium and shit, I already give the clown bananas every round, but if I could id straight up give it to him.
>>146784305
>map renders link fucked up again
worst/best waifus go
Xth for THICC waifus
What do you guys think a male Vox's penis pocket feels like?
I want to stick my dick in one but be in a situation where my dick would surpass his in girth and length, and i'd just fuck his cloaca but not have him get hard, almost as if he had a vagina.
On a side note, what's the most Vox-infested department to play? Medical? Science? Engineering?
>>146784641
Fuck off
>>146784641
you/me
>>146784736
Dicking a Vox dick, what ?
Also Medical
what's the best way to kill someone without using powers, traitor items and without acces to toxins and weapons?
>>146784882
Toss them out an airlock
>>146784138
is that in the splashworks folder? I want it in.
>>146784929
and without them screaming their lungs out before dying
Next up on MorenaWatch
Megurine Luka
Caleigh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
A CUTE or a SHITCURITY
>>146784759
me in the left
>>146784396
Clown asteroid. That's where you get phazon, too.
>>146784861
They have cloaca's. Which means their balls and dick are internal, so what if you were able to fuck that without them popping a boner as if you were fucking a femme vox?
How hot would that be?
>>146785023
Fuck with telecoms or trick them into taking off their headset
>>146785029
A cute
Is Caleigh Stall keep a patch to the Motherland inside her warden coat?
>>146785321
IT'S FUCKING GERMAN
>>146784882
Challange them to a fight but suddenly escalate when you get the upper hand with a hidden weapon, such as a broken bottle or knife.
>female "moderators"
>wonder why the server has gone down hill
rlly mak u thank
>>146785029
none of these are me what
i've never played security because i suck
>>146785704
>i've never played security because i suck
but it's security that sucks
>>146785545
Nigger
>>146785038
Well, where is that?
You guys are so rude all the time...
>dank mememins bomb the shuttle not once but twice
>tfw you will never meet Harvey in vore servers's dorm room 3
>>146786092
nah someone else bombed the shuttle with the bombs that were spawned
>Wonder why I'm lagging
>Realize I was torrenting a kino
fuck I'm dumb
>>146786053
south of the derelict z level 4.
I forget which part it is due south from
>>146786161
>bombs that were spawned
So some faggot along with a shitmin
>>146786056
fag
good round
>>146786194
eastside, you can launch right off the edge and get there.
westside south from the chapel is the teleporter.
I want admins to leave
>>146786127
why would you want to meet me there
I would a grey
I like drinking with harvey
>>146786450
I would ablueberry
>>146786406
:^)
P-please
>>146786194
Okay for someone who has been playing for like 3 months and has no idea what the fuck you just said, please tell me where the fuck to jump out from the station/asteroid.
>>146786708
There's no easy answer. If all you want to do is just jump off in a direction you'll never make it easily. Sorry about that.
>>146785703
what's wrong with her?
>just now realized what Joe does yesterday
Any other special drinks of that sort?
>>146786406
I'm waiting...
>>146787212
Gyros make you spin out of control and that changes a few of your other interactions
>>146787337
wh-what
>>146786852
Okay then, can I just steal some jetpacks or some shit, get a locator and get there then? How do I even get to the derelict?
>>146787598
Show up!!!
Do atmos techs and engis have the same access to everything? I was fucking around on a local server today and couldn't get into atmos as an engineer, but I'm positive I walk in there all the time on /vg/ (I was using /vg/'s code for the server). Conversely, as an atmos I couldn't get out to the solar array to unwrench the vent out there
Is there any significant difference between using thermal plates, HE pipes, and heat exchangers?
Also, how do people usually optimize the waste loop? Could you replace the the volume pump near the waste inlet in atmos with a straight section of pipe then just add in a bunch of vents and HE pipes branching off the vent that already goes to space? It seems like that volume pump would be a chokepoint, and I'm having trouble understanding what its purpose is
>>146785321
Why would a space american keep a space russian patch?
Can someone tell me what I need to gather before fucking off and trying to explore space?
I've been on the station so long but realized I never tried to find anything through actual space exploration. Do you just pick a direction and pray or is there a more efficient way of knowing where you're going?
>>146786708
>>146787617
space maps are actually divided in sections, called "z levels".
different maps have slightly different z levels; on box station z1 is the station, z2 is unaccessible to normal players (there is centcomm and other special places), z4 is derelict and clown roid, etcetera (z level are slightly different depending on the map); when you reach the limits of a z level, you will enter in another random z level.
the better way to explore space is to be equipped with a GPS and a full jetpack.
there are maps linked in the OP, other maps (better updated maybe?) are here: you could decide to just explore space without them
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/
>>146788250
There's nothing to find out there.
>>146788250
You're going to need:
Hardsuit
Oxytank
Jetpack
GPS
If possible, hand tele pointing to the station or miner jaunter
If you can get a space pod and a bunch of replacement batteries good on you too.
Space travel is pretty much all random, so you just pick a direction and pray. If you find something neat, use the GPS to locate it's coordinates and save it to your notes
>>146788250
>Spaceproof gear, hardsuit or softsuit, depending on your preference
>Breathing apparatus, a tank and a mask
>Something to propell you through space, either jetpack or fire extinguisher
>Storage, a backpack with boxes for storing small things
>Toolbelt of tools, you'll need it for busting through things
>Insulated gloves
>First aid
>GPS so you know where you are
>>146788367
>z2 is unaccessible to normal players (there is centcomm and other special places)
ackshually, as an atmos traitor, MoMMi, diona nymph or monkey, you can get into centcomm. i know of two separate ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Ak3spSkA8
Who /bartender/ here?
>>146788662
Tell
>>146784380
I know this feel so much, you don't even know.
>>146788839
wew
>>146788876
no. saving for purge
you can probably find some just by searching other codebases' bug report things, they wont be fixed on /vg/
>>146788250
ah, another tip: when you read the coordinates on a GPS you'll see something like
>142, 94, 4
the first 2 numbers are X Y coordinates, the last number is the Z level
Sybil Dash says, "':g help me in medbay"
memes
>>146788250
EVA gear
a fire extinguisher or paper bin
a gps is helpful if you can be bothered
that's the bare minimum
I'd reccomend avoiding vaults without a hand tele or some kind of ranged lethal weapon
Hoo boy I sure do love being accused of being Satan's anus.
Yeah, I'm a powergaming scumbag, I won't lie to you here. But then again so is half of the goddamn server. How many people break into engineering roundstart just to steal insulated gloves? A whole fucking lot. Should we ban them all too? I don't break windows to steal shit, I use my access to obtain it legally. But yeah, if powergaming is worse than the devil then maybe we should become medium RP. Oh wait then sawbones would shit himself that he can't greytide as a plasmaman anymore.
The main problem is that there are two camps on this server: people who want low RP, little to no admin interference, security handling most issues etc., and the people who want Bay-tier RP with enforced job roles and high admin intervention. It's impossible to please both crowds at the same time, believe me I've seen too many places that have tried, and they all ended up like /tg/ where it devolved into hippie-tier chaos.
Apparently I'm not "acting like my job should". In that case we should jobban every chemist that immediately doesn't make a clonemix at roundstart, every engineer that forgets to set up the engine, and every scientist that isn't doing research. It's ridiculous standards that aren't enforced for everyone else, so why should it apply to me?
>Railfist will never finish Doomstation
>you will never make custom missions and content for it with the UT99 soundtrack
>>146789974
People who break into engies shit for insulated are fags, people who constantly exploit their system for game edge are fags, people who do not do their job, especialy when its very important are fags. Whoever the fuck you are, you exceeded the tolerated fag levels, now shut the fuck up and deal with it for being a fag beyond the rather forgiving margin we already give with low rp.
>mommy just wanted to find her son and beat him to death
failing that, I was trying to mime all security and heads so they would call the shuttle
Unless it was an antag's mischief, who set up the singularity engine this round?
>>146789974
>How many people break into engineering roundstart just to steal insulated gloves? A whole fucking lot.
I patrol Engineering at the start of every round and people never do this.
>>146784693
Hi Zachary
>>146789974
>we should jobban people who don't do their literal job description
yes you god damn moron
>be assistant
>valid hunt first wizard with shitter juice
>get the spare
>promote my self to captain
>defiantly keep my grey jumpsuit and PDA
>start acting like captain
>help set up power, give orders to sec
>only the borgs give me push back
>tell them 'Law 2 I am the captain'
coup d'tat, successful
>>146789974
>engineer
>forgets to set up the engine
I don't think think it's "forgetting" at that point
>ask janitor for bear traps against the wizard so i can put IEDs on them
>he tells me that he 'can't give me bear traps, but he can give me his dick in my ass'
>push him down and beat him to submission and near death with his own mop, also face mangled
>take bear traps, put IEDs on them
>go with captain to AI upload
>throw down bear trap near wizard's legs
>wizard was stunned so it didn't work
>captain's legs blow off instead
>somehow win
>Join at 12:06
>Start to setup air chamber
>It's wizard
>Gotta Go Fast
>Set everything up in 7 minutes using imported AAC scripts
Thanks wizard, now I know how fast I can build my stuff.
>>146790572
There was a wizard in the upload that got its legs blown off before it got lasered by the turrets
So good job
>>146790760
Did it? I thought that was the Captain
>>146790760
Oh wow,i planted another one inside cap's office, that must've been it
>>146790760
I didn't lose my legs, I got lasered 4 times and sent to crit as i blinked into a wall
>>146790910
Oh.
Guess I was wrong.
>>146790572
Good job mate, fuck janitors.
>>146789974
>actually needing to break into engineering for insulated gloves
There are several non-criminal ways to acquire insulated gloves, even if you're a lowly assistant.
You will rarely run out of these options, and it's usually when the round goes over one hour or when the station has gone to complete shit. In these cases, the crew usually has more urgent matters do deal with than some assistant breaking into engineering for a pair of gloves.
>>146789974
If you're Yred you should be banned.
>>146789974
I think you're a HUGE faggot
but I agree we need light RP, little admin shit, and let in game characters such as security deal with issues accordingly
Whats a good mime? Like if I used the emote "Motions you to follow him" is that a good emote or shit one if you were trying to get someone to follow you
>>146791557
Playing a Mime "good" is like playing a Vox "good".
There is literally no way to play that won't get people to bitch.
So just don't do it.
>>146791557
"beckons towards you" would be better I think
Almost impossible to get people to stop running to mime something out though
>>146791557
"good mime" is an oxymoron
Just be the most awful despicable person possible
>>146791714
So mime is always valid to chloral, gib, and space?
>>146791802
They are at least always valid to push over and fart on, and that is what you must always strive to do.
>>146791946
>disposal mime
>proceeds to come back and fuck with you again
I'm at the point where I'll just take a leg and an arm from mimes and clowns that are in my area.
>>146792229
I think it's best to just punch people's hands until they break
minimal bleeding, and it makes them drop stuff they hold in that hand until they go take the time to get it fixed
>>146788876
That bug was fixed on our serb a while back.
>>146792461
does a broken hand prevent them from pulling crates?
>>146789974
This is sarca tier.
Mind if I save it?
>natural selection 2 is dead
>CM is clunky
I just want to purge as a muhreen
>>146792538
everybody knows 2D spessmen pull crates with the power of their minds
>>146794303
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=12391#p12391
>>146787795
guys please I just want to learn
>>146790292
>>146790446
>>146790476
>>146790527
>>146791203
>>146791210
>>146791415
yall are retarded
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=12391#p12391
>>146788884
suicide pact when
>>146790023
what's your favorite track mine is mech8 but fuck you too
MorenaWatch
Julia Brandt
A CUTE or a dyke bitch
>>146795062
>you're retarded for not keeping tabs on the forum at all times
are you autismo or what
>>146794819
what codebase are you using? pretty sure atmos and engineer have access to each other on /vg/
>>146795150
shut up
Who is the Groucho Marx to the Clown's Chico and the Mime's Harpo?
>>146795135
A cute
How's it feel to know this server is going to die within the next few months?
>>146795437
relieved
I can't get dream daemon to work right.
It's icon pops up in my task bar, but whenever I click on it the icon vanishes. Alt tabbing shows the window as it should be, but it refuses to actually open up.
>>146795062
Just do you fucking jobs. Afterward, do whatever.
That's it. No medium-lite RP shit. Just do the fucking job you signed up for or play an moMMI and don't be part of the station.
>join as botanist
>spend 20 minutes fucking around in arrivals building a second bar
>no plants even started
>gotta go snag some insulated gloves
>join as roboticist
>spend 20 minutes fucking around in the chaplain's office unlocking costumes
>no borgs ready or even started
>made sure to grab the toolbelt and welding shit though
>medical doctor
>gotta go to the bar and smoke some fatty cigar with my sprite buddies until something explodes
I don't want or give a fuck if you icky ocky, just do the fucking job you're signed up for or be assistant.
>>146795093
Mission landing gets me hype, would 1 man nuke ops to
>>146795135
tch.. can't even work out who i'm playing..
>mikecari just said he had no intention of improving
just nailed his own coffin
>>146796792
When is that fucking shitter going to be permabanned?
>>146795661
Does anyone have a fix to this? I was planning on trying out some atmos stuff but dream daemon is still broken even after uninstalling and reinstalling BYOND.
>>146796869
when enough of you pile into the thread and make your voices heard
>Hyun is banned
God dam you who will I light rp with now
Why isn't there a forced random name feature?
For one day a week, at least, just force random names.
>>146797183
>deadpool is banned
Is he not an admin anymore?
>>146797232
Because it just encourages more shitters than whatever delusion you think it'll prove instead?
>>146797232
>force random names
>people still look, talk, and play the same
>>146797353
He hasn't been an admin for a while. He quit to fulfill is dreams of being some faggot waifu to desperate spessmen.
>>146797232
the more attention you bring to it the worse it will be
>>146797232
>Why don't people play the way I WANT THEM TO!?
What's with all the weaboo names reeeeeeeeee
>>146797805
>>146797753
>>146797678
>>146797371
So real answers next?
>some tripfaggots wanna tripfag
>4chan goes forced anonymous to remind people of what chan culture is about
>>146797967
so are you saying that spess culture is about random named no women allowed toolbox fights?
>>146797967
Yes, because shitposting general we have here is going so well and people are getting along so nicely. How could this go wrong if it was brought into a videogame where even our admins like ghlor go into autismal fits when things don't go their way?
>>146797967
>"It's not a real argument!"
Why not? Because you don't agree with it?
>>146797928
Name all the weaboo names, I'll metagrudge them for you
>>146797967
I use a static name because I don't want to remember my name every round
>>146798091
If you want to circlejerk the waifu shitposting, by all means. I'm just trying to be constructive.
>virologist
>find Lantern, Delight, and Telepathy in like 5 minutes
>try for a while longer to get something other than "drained", but find out drained is just a flavortext nothing stage
>announce incoming beneficial virus over med comms then radio
>make antibodies in case people want to opt out if they get spooked by viruses
>head towards medbay
>arrested by detective because code blue and he hadn't seen me before
>all my shit is confiscated by borg, including antibodies
>interrogated for like 10 minutes in brig, detective lets me go because he has nothing
>come out of brig to calls of lynching me
>while I was being interrogated another strain of the virus popped up that wasn't beneficial
>go to remake antibodies and catch it, making me lose control
>paramedic drags me to viro to make cure but some mechanic already doing it
>make it anyway for more antibodies
>detective comes in and shoots my face off without saying anything in front of like 4 people
Wew 10/10. I've never been lynched before, that was fun. But seriously, my virus was good, idk who released that second strand.
>people actually thought I released a virus without a cure
Absolute madness. Always make the cure before releasing or you'll be lynched with just 1 assistant capslockings.
>virus outbreak
>make the cure
>idiot mob is piled in trying to get to viro looking to lynch the doctor
>>146797967
The answer is that yes, forced anonymous would be great for the server, but /vg/station revolves around satisfying the various metabuddy cliques which rely on static names and appearances to get the attention they need to survive
Viktoria Bauer > Victoria Rathen desu
>>146798294
I tried to stop the detective.
![[[I am the law intensifies]].png](https://i.imgur.com/NxrKsuC.png "[[I am the law intensifies]].png")
>>146798294
>tfw with even the detective going L.A. Noire we still had enough officer to do well.
>>146798294
nobody released the second strand, you dumb fuck
just releasing any virus into the wild is a danger due to it mutating at the slight breeze of radiation, some fucker even pointed it out as you did it
Good police work.
>>146798460
Oh, welp. None of my other beneficial viruses ever did that before. I still had a cure made though.
I'll just make like 30 antibody pills beforehand next time instead of administering cure through injecting.
>MoMMIs who interfere with other lifeforms
>>146798456
>>146798596
>tfw last time I did sec, everyone hated me and said I sucked
>>146798596
Elmer is a meta cuck
>>146798460
That was commented out because casuals
>>146798617
wouldn't have mattered much, it'd have been a different disease with different antibodies
now imagine that instead of a single guy walking into some radiation, the station got hit by a rad storm, thats like 5 different antibodies you'd have to make all with potentially life ending sympto-
>>146798672
oh nevermind I guess someone is just a shitter
>>146798640
I just beeped furiously, sorry if that's interfering by spess law, it was my first time playing MoMMI
Comfy mechanics round
>over 1.000.000 W in the main grid
>>146798294
i was the para, i had nothing to fight him but i disarmed and tossed his revolver to the bin
>>146798672
So wait, viruses can't mutate into strands outside of their 4 stages anymore?
>>146798460
>>146798617
IT'S BEEN MONTHS
LITERALLY MONTHS SINCE THAT WAS REMOVED
>>146798909
It can't be mutated by radstorms, but you can still mutate it using virology machines
>>146798802
No, there was a MoMMI in MoMMI chat claiming he was murdering people who broke his stuff
>>146798910
sorry, it was the only conclusion I could make since vampires all got wiped early and virologist claims he didn't do it
shame it got removed, people are a buncha wimps
>>146798910
>>146798672
>come to thread to verbally lynch the virologist
>find out she was actually framed
I did nothing as the detective shot her in the face as she was trying to cure everyone in the room. I'm a monster.
>>146799008
>implying vgstation isn't for elevated waifushitposting and retiling the bar
Working as intended.
>>146799008
>impossible to create anything even remotely resembling a beneficial virus
>people are wimps for wanting this removed
Hmmmm
Elmer that was a good fight at shift start
>>146798975
Oh, the nigger I told the admins he was murdering? Yeah, I remember him, Podbot or something, right? Fucker killed someone over the mexican flag at medical
>>146799167
>need to create a beneficial virus
How is virology distinct from genetics other than being a rapidly spreading injector then?
>>146799167
You just don't understand the feel of starting the round with even 1/4 viruses stages that won't immediately call for your head.
There are seriously like 5 benefitial viruses out of about 70. I don't even know why people play virologist. Least thankful job of all time next to sec.
>the only thing keeping me in this shithole is non-antag vox and knowing the station
>>146799295
>two jobs are a bit alike
>this is preferable to one of them having literally no use except antags and being required for 1 (one) random event
>>146799467
Join CM and become robust and get PTSD
>>146799295
It's not.
Virology is genetics if there were only 3 good genes out of the 54 slots.
>>146799568
genetics is bottlenecked by injector production, though
as well as symptoms having like a 1/3 of triggering every time
>>146799473
>>146799568
Ok? Then why have it if it's going to be abandoned 90% of the time and offers little/nothing to occupy a crew member's time?
Either make it offer things unique from genetics with no overlap, or just reduce it to a scanner medical officers car- oh wait.
I'd like to see people bleeding plasma, shitting monkeys, or exhaling chemicals. As well as have radiation affect the disease.
>>146798867
You the real mvp, medbay gotta stick together.
I should have really just talked more while I was researching it. Staying pretty much silent until announcing the release wasn't so smooth.
That whole round was a ton of fun, though so I regret nothing. Most of the time I just spend all shift searching for the 1 or 2 viruses that don't blow then get killed by a traitor.
>>146799568
>54
There are 55 and I don't know why no one ever mentions this. The wiki says there are 54 too. There's 55 and I don't know why. Did someone add a disability and no one updated the wiki?
>>146799934
The problem with that is that virologist would almost 100% just be an antag role at that point. As it stands, virology just isn't satisfying as nonantag and is only fun when you can actually cause havoc with the millions of viruses you're not allowed to release.
There just needs to be more neutral/non life ending viruses so virologist don't spend all shift searching for the 2 and a half viruses that won't get them lynched.
>>146800071
are you sure you're not counting the bar dedicated to your race?
>>146799535
any server where you can't quickswap clothing is basically in the stoneage
Do pipes have a maximum pressure before they burst? The wiki briefly mentions it, but it's not like anyone bothers keeping that thing up to date.
>>146801424
it was removed a long time ago
t. atmosia nerd
in my honest opinion i think waifuism is a waste of time
we all should strive to do autism projects and colab with each others to increase and learn new things everyday
be it the assistant who is rebuilding the ghetto bar
or the cute MoMMI with his pipes breaking new records on power generation
>>146801424
Nope. I remember we had problems that every single pipe would start blowing up randomly and walking around the station was like navigating a minefield wondering if the pipe under you is going to fucking explode and kill you if one got overpressurized so I guess we removed it
>>146801583
I'm sorry anon, I can't give up my heart for the sake of my mind
Love is my ultimate motivator, and the only thing I live for
the people's champion
>>146802312
>1 month of no powergaming captain
thank god, horrible person to play head roles
>>146801424
back when it was a new feature it was incredibly !!fun!! but it was finicky and got old very quickly
>internet shitting itself mid surgery
>it's the fucking captain left in overflow
>finish surgery when it calms down
>accidentally gave him a fracture
>fix that quickly
>internet starts shitting itself
>disconnect and take a nap
how do i deal with this holy hell
Does "deadmin" means to "de-admin" someone (remove admin privileges) or "dead admin", an admin who doesn't play the game anymore?
>>146800520
Because thats a deal breaker, shut it down
You have to change uniforms once and dragging your clothes off is more immersive
>>146802771
dedmin he
means remove admin status
>>146801583
But I already do that via cargo.
>>146802771both
>>146802771
When players talking deadminning someone they mean removing them from the admin team.
When admins talk about deadmin they mean removing their admin privileges for the round.
>>146802771
an admin who died
rest in peace
>>146802771
I don't think many admins that got their admin powers stripped forcefully still play on the server. I know there's a few who just resigned that still play, that's understandable.
>>146801546
>>146801634
>>146802571
What's the optimal gas mixture for a burn chamber? I'm playing around with a TEG in a local server and want to see how much juice I can pump out.
>>146798343
>this is what allrandom plebs believe
I bet you think non-antag murder should be a-okay as well because "xD ids ebic spessmayns culter"
>>146802312
fuck
I like shitters playing as heads
>>146803028
when admins are on thin ice, they get a chance to resign peacefully
then they show up a month later like nothing happened
>>146803407
And get admin again.
And their notes cleaned a bit.
>>146803197
>I bet you think non-antag murder should be a-okay as well because "xD ids ebic spessmayns culter"
It's funny that even in putting it in your own retarded words you still can't present a reason why crew conflicts shouldn't be allowed to progress naturally to the point of a killing
>>146803407
hi mrpain
>>146797232
A round of Space Station 13 is like an episode of a cartoon. There is a rotating cast of exaggerated personalities, and the comedy comes from how they react to the increasingly absurd predicaments they are tasked with and how said situations cause them to interact with each other. No matter what happens, the status quo returns next shift. The station is clean, everybody is alive, and the cast of characters is largely familiar, with some variance. Sometimes, Johnny Bemused is the Janitor, sometimes he's the Captain, but he's always Johnny Bemused, except during the shifts where he's not working at all and Urist McGreyshirt can be found in his place.
tl;dr ss13 is commedia dell'arte and you're clearly a shitter who hates good, wholesome lightrp.
>>146803590
This.
The other faggot is probably a /tg/ cuck whose unrobust.
Also, wasn't there a way of creating vest that detonated a long time ago when you died?
health analyzer+armor and something else. Is that gone?
>>146802312
There's a new boogieman in town and her name is Morena
>>146803886
she did god's work
>>146803590
>I should be allowed to murder anyone I want for no reason because m-m-muh natural progression muthafukka
How do I get my local test server to run silky-smooth like /vg/ does instead of at 10FPS?
>>146804157
get a better computer man, it runs perfect for me and I didn't do anything extra.
>>146804038
I remember one time a few days ago when me and another assistant got in a toolbox fight a few days ago
>neither of us had much justification
>we both died
>no one ahelped
>we both laughed about it in deadchat
this server needs more of ^ and less crybaby ahelpers
>>146804264
My computer is better than yours, it's a setting since some admins LOVE to press that irreversible button that removes sprite transitions from moving between blocks to ruin rounds.
Does anyone have a decent guide to Thermoelectric Generator? The wiki is failing me.
>>146803590
For reference, how bad does it have to get before you start killing your coworkers?
>>146804038
you seem like the kind of lose who cries when someone else kills you
>>146803146
optimal is something silly like 12/88 plasoxy, ask sarahjohnson. i just go 50/50 because that does the trick
>>146804270
This. I'd much rather get outrobusted or at least have bouts like this instead of tiptoeing around people who can't even swap hands ahelping for getting slipped.
>>146804270
>rage cage sue Bowchief
>both dress up like luchadors
>fight until we're both at like half health
>drink in the bar after
People get mad because they look at their actions with a blurred line between IC and OOC.
They play video games where it is implied that the players actions are a projection of themselves and thence forth get anal ravaged when they get a game over.
Spess is designed to be immersive, you are not you but you are john mc greyshit, and you shouldn't expect the game or it's players to cater to you.
There is no XP or KDR, no stat tracking.
Spess man on a spess station, going through a wild ride each time
>>146804415
I know your pain. Ignore the "Setting up on Boxstation" and look at the "Low Maintenance Setup". Doing that one nets you enough power to run the station and lasts long enough to go out and wire the solars plus set up the supermatter engine if you are quick.
>>146804415
>>146805047
Also the power output the wiki gives is dead wrong. The TEG apparently got nerfed hard.
>>146803886
>There's a new boogieman in town and her name is Morena
shitposting like this is what keeps people from filing ban requests to clean up our server
cowards who don't want to risk metagrudges sit back and refresh bannu threads
meanwhile brave spessmen like Morena do the actual work
>Some one asks you a question
>As your typing out a response they fucking stun you
Fuck off meta fags.
>>146805274
the entire server already metagrudges me so what's there to lose honk
in 1 month i'll apply for admin and get it, just you wait ;)
>harvest a diona nymph
>watch them grow up and learn to walk and talk, its innocence and eagerness to help captivate your soul
>they vanish
>10 minutes later they come back, grown
>a hulking ape-like tree thing that won't stop stealing things, taking drugs, shittalking you and being violent all around
I wish we could stop dionas from maturing. They're so cute an innocent when young but turn into niggers.
>>146805524
something i've always wanted to do was start a Diona slave farm
>keep the nymphs locked up tight and mature them in botany
>when they grow up stun and cuff them
>break their spirits by any means necessary
>sell them as slaves to the highest bidderI was going to do it as Trader until fucking kurfurst took the normal seedvend out of the outpost
>>146805520
I like playing with you though, maybe one day we can do a cafe together?
>>146805524
I dont plant the Dionae seeds. 9/10 Dionare are fucking power gaming faggots who don't want to take brute damage. If a ghost flicks the lights I throw the seeds into the disposal.
One time I was a changeling, planted the seeds, and next thing I know while Im sucking some gayboy in the maintenance tunnels a Dionae nymph with a stun baton comes running and me and batons me to death.
Dionae should be burned on site.
>>146789974
I hack open the engine doors and then set up the engine if the engineers didnt, If they did I take the insuls and leave. Come at me.
>>146805820
I pretty much try to do a cafe every high-pop round I play, unless I'm not playing Flare for whatever reason. If you catch me in the vacant office just ask to help and i'll give you a list of things I need or whatever.
the gears of justice moved far too slow on Mikecari
also probe should have nutted up and done something when many players and half a dozen admins agreed the first request
>>146805906
I CAN FEEL THE SALT, MY EYES STING
Sharp gimmick 5/10
AME 6/10
Overall 5.5/10
>>146806298
>mfw me and some otheir guy are the one who did the prank that led Maqari to get a valid boner
>Help Vampirrreeeee!
>Rest
>Maqqari comes running in from maintenance tunnels and just fucking guns him down and runs away
>Sec team shows up and wonders why a guy is crit and burned almost to death
>Maqqaris back in Chemistry cookin up more Hyperzine.
>>146805047
best I get is 126kW
>>146791557
Use your PDA for urgent things, People will thank you.
Otherwise try to keep it simple, Nobody wants to play a game of charades to figure out you have appendicitis.
Come up with some fun things to emote, Like leaning back on an invisible wall or somesuch to do in downtime.
god random name/appearance is so shitty, why would anyone force this upon themselves.
>no one knows who is calling who or responds
>no incentive to actually rp or even be nice to others
>everyone is being an asshole
Why does this shit get forced?
>>146806543
I only force random name.
Random appearance is pretty awful.
>>146806365
I am salty. That Dionae probably fucking Ghosted me. I should have Ahelped it.
>>146806543
who were you?
>>146806543
not having my reputation at stake kind of disinhibited me
>>146806543
>no incentive to actually rp
you rp purely to be remembered as a faggot?
>>146805329
>someone asks me a question
>stun them and fart on their face
Make only roundstart dionae adults
the nymphs should be just like MoMMI's who can make bio-nests
>>146806480
god's work
Is there any way to run a permanently flowing plasma line from Atmos to to Engineering in Boxstation that doesn't mess up the distro loop but doesn't have to go through space? I can't get it to work inside, and doing it outside makes me worried of bombers looking to screw engineering.
>>146806496
Yeah, the first method given isn't going to give you enough power to be worth the trouble. Go with this method.
>>146807003
Just run it through the disposal loop and use a gas filter to retrieve it
does anyone have vore's IP?
asking for a friend
>>146807003
>and doing it outside makes me worried of bombers looking to screw engineering
I cannot remember a single time, ever, that a person has specifically bombed an atmos pipe running through space.
Anyway, the plasma line running into the station doesn't interact with the distro line at all. All you have to do is remove the T-juction linking the plasma miner to the mix line and then pipe the plasma miner to wherever you want the plasma going.
>>146805329
I do this
But its a valid tactic thats not meta, You can do it IRL too. Ask someone a question then punch them in the throat while they are talking.
>those mommis screwing with the shard in the hallway
>order like a hundred dollars worth of shit from cargo
>mommi send the shuttle back before i can get them
Fucking crabs
>>146805783
>Any diona ever not being malformed and just giving seeds
>>146807003
Use pipe layer adapters, just remember that nothing can be run over an adapter.
>>146790460
>tfw i've become known for thicc posting
Life is good.
>>146798596
>get randomly arrested
>didn't even touch anybody or do any antag stuff
>they inject me with holy water
>die
