I'd give her some wood if you know what I mean edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/
>>146691814
nori bp
>>146721764
So wood I.
>tfw just had a pretty cool but pretty animu boss kill
heh
urge to purge rising
Why is the lavender beds the most popular housing area? Is Gridania just in general the most popular faction?
reminder to report all pissdrinkers on sight
How do you feel about tummies, xivg?
You mean I'm hi-hired?!
>>146722015
This one looks like it smells bad but tummies are pretty nice in general.
>>146721984
it's comfy. Mist is okay but the beach houses are really the only good ones and the goblet is just dull and boring.
nori gb
>>146722015
Take a fucking shower jesus christ
>>146721928
ahl you like cute lizards, i know it
>>146721919
What happened anon?
>>146722015
The tummy is the most sensual part of the kitty.
What are you doing tonight, /xivg/?
>>146721986
Why are your posts nothing but images nowadays? The fuck happened to your deranged mind?
>>146722047
>>146721984
Gridania has the most powerful waterwheels known to man.
>>146722015
stinkpost
>>146722194
I've got someone coming over and we're going to cook together.
However, they're an hour late and I'm beginning to get impatient.
tfwgodspeed won't pound you until you're dripping with his cum
>>146722015
Tummies are the best.Especially for rubbing.
>>146721764
meowing and hugging.
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>tell someone that we're going to spend today together
>they say ok
>they stay logged off of Steam all day and don't log into FFXIV
help I'm being cucked
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>>146722258
you are really good at this
>>146722194
catposting
>>146722176
we were fighting the second boss in uh, hraesvelgr's dungeon and this drg dropped cloud call right in the middle and managed to destroy like four of the walls and leaving us pretty boned
healer died and boss was almost dead so i popped living dead managed to kill it and had about four seconds left so i bowed and then fell over and died
was pretty neat
>>146722194
>finally get to 55 on all classes and make myself new tools.
Relishing in satisfaction.
Wondering how to proceed with an under-geared level 59 ALC and even worse of 60 CUL.
Jei Olivier
Stalk, find dirt.
>>146722212
{/pet}
>>146722194
The same thing I do every night.Farm esoterics until only numbness remains.
>>146722474
no
fuck off
xth for sneering
>>146722194
Going to sleep. We'll see how long this butler code lasts after the promotional ends.
>>146722194
Gonna do my last ex roulette for the week.
Then on tuesday I just need 300 lore for my i230 DRK weapon.
This is my catcirl. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My catgirl is my sexy slut. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my catgirl is useless. Without my catgirl, I am useless. I must fuck my catgirl true. I must fuck harder than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must cuck him before he cucks me. I will...
My catgirl and I know that what counts in sex is not the loads we fire, the noise of our spurts, nor the mess we make. We know that it is the splurts that count. We will hit...
My catgirl is sexy, even as I, because it is my lust. Thus, I will learn it as a lover. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its boobs its ass. I will keep my catgirl clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will..
moon catsget it hah
>>146722474
So that's the psychopaths name
>>146722194
Testing out this beach chair to make sure it's safe for everyone.
>>146722454
Nice cleavage
>>146722194
Run roulettes alone and with long queue times cause I have no friends and play on a shit server.
>>146722619
ye hehe i get it
>>146722709
what server
>>146722704
MADO IS A MIDLANDER NOW??!?!?!?
>>146722619
what
what do moon cats get??
>>146722774
Moogle
>>146722607
I could be your expert roulette...
>>146722194
Beef stroganoff for lunch then two more roulettes and then I dunno probably lay around being useless.
>>146722756
it*
* mooncat slang for fifteen dicks
>>146722787
Just for a bit/a while, it's my second favorite fantasia appearance. Third would be Miqote.
>>146722298
Cooking with someone is the best. I really miss it.
>>146722194
Praying for the sweet release of death. Either that, or praying that somehow 2000 Esoterics fall into my inventory while I sleep.
>>146722704
>tfw can't do lewd with mado because they're not into femboys
>>146722946
post miqote?
>>146722194
Trying to figure out how to make money.
>>146722454
post lewd
>no big sister elezen who pulls me into her lap when I'm feeling down and pets my head while telling me it's okay
>>146722787
I love how you people don't pay attention to anyone if they're an elezen or whatever, but as soon as they fanta to a bandwagon race like cat or hyur, you all will immediately hop on their dicks.
>>146722834
rip
>>146723045
God damnit Elliot did you fanta already?
>>146723045
Sell your body. I'm sure there's a target audience for male lizards with relic.
>>146723130
>People sit on my lap cause I'm a comfy elezen that gives headpats.
>>146722194
absolutely nothing
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>>146723157
Mado was a great Elezen as well what are you talking about?
>>146723045
rio is a cute lizard
>>146723130
This would be nice.
>>146723320
whoa please sit on me!
>>146723391
Stop samefagging
>>146722015
i like them a lot
>>146722018
Fuck off Aaron
>>146722704
Thanks.
>>146722787
Yes and making me envious that he can make more obscure faces work better.
>>146723118
pass
>>146723157
Elezen get plenty of attention though. If anything it gets more positive attention than the "meme" races.
>>146723320
poopy diaper >W<
THIS MARKS THE END OF PISS BOY SAMEFAG HOUR
Refrain from posting, Aaron.
>>146723320
where can I meet this beautiful aura
Pull my ears and tail senpai
I've been a stupid cat
>Static member with 240 gear that has zero (0) materia in it
>>146723020
This would be it
>>146722985
I'm not into some things but I'm usually still pretty open nonetheless as far as situations go outside of a few never-evers.
>>146723157
I think it's more because I'm usually my mainstay Elezen appearance, so changes are usually a special occasion (and temporary).
>>146723632
>>146723391
BalmungPearl Lane
>>146723220
Only for a little while.
>>146723238
I ain't THAT desperate.To be honest I do want to be obnoxious with the relic shouting "LOOK I DID THE THING".
>>146723045
>triple wyrmie
Lord.
>>146723632
He holds a part time job as a urinal cake, check the Ul'Dahn public restrooms.
>>146722194
Playing other games with bae.
>>146723683
>Lion tail
Oh god yes
>>146723683
eh
that hair + skin color is ruined by spidercat
>>146723683
When do you usually come online? I haven't see your alt online in like a month.
>>146723537
pls
C8butt.
Post practical gear packs for practical adventurers
>>146723898
Pardon?
>>146722194
being bored as HECK atm
>>146724042
Go to sleep
>>146724003
its a paks same fag episode all over again
>>146724042
Are you about to pelt me with an extra noxious fart?
>>146724113
There is no pack in this picture
Which craft has the best looking crafting outfits?
>>146722194
When are we gonna get married?
>>146724042
have you tried playing the game?
no, taking pictures at the bench is not playing the game
>>146724197
Right now hmu.
I need that two seater.
>>146724149
he puts the gear in his gigantic futa cock
>>146724003
I think this might sadly be the closest thing I have to one.
>>146724159
GSM, ALC and WVR in my opinion
>>146724149
That booty holds A LOT of adventure equipment. There'sot junk in that trunk.
Don't question it.
>>146723201
It's okay, I regret my decision greatly.
>>146724003
Need more gear packs.
Is proci's static dead yet? My WAR quit the game and I hear stratos is good.
>>146723709
>>146723391
>>146723632
>Paks samefag hour in full effect
It's also pretty sad how he uses Ada to validate himself
>>146724228
Jeez, I really don't wan to divorce my current eb. My life is only suffering.
post bad glamours
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
FUCK.
I JUST WANNA RUN WEEPING CITY!
>>146724337
>wanting this
http://www.fflogs.com/rankings/character/336494/latest/
>>146723803
Lion tail is definitely my favorite.
>>146723851
No way, master looked great with it, but even better with their current.
>>146723908
Lately it's been usually late night, sometimes after midnight CST
>>146724293
>not playing off your name as a pun
>just making pathetic "big booty" jokes when females are as flat as a board
I guess I'm the dumb one for thinking you're the least bit clever.
>>146724003
This set has lots of them in easy to get to locations but I'm trying to figure out what this little bauble on the belt here is.
HOLY shit aaron stop posting ur so fucking gross
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Diapie time commenced. Let's see how much ironic shitposting and avatars we'll have to stomach tonight
>>146724483
is that a grenade?
for grenado shot obviously
Reminder that Putt stays up to the early hours of the morning shitposting and falseflagging.
Can someone please hire me as their meido
>>146724143
you know it senpai
>>146724198
i played the game all day though
i got the top deeps parses on balmung for all 3 healers + warrior in nidex so i'm pretty happy with that desu senpai
>balmung
>healer dps
I should sleep
>afk at my house
>overhear someone from hear talking to my friend about who I am
If you wanted to know, all you had to do was ask...
>>146724476
Oh, her name is Natsu. I don't use Paks except on Battlenet.
>>146723797
Meidroe best roe.
>>146724159
ALC and BSM are my two favorites.
>>146724427
You seem to be there already
>>146724583
I can be your meido
Has madotsuki ever made a post which directly discusses the game without referring to fetishism and in game character look or anatomy?
>>146724726
this isn't me
false flag hour has begun
>>146724547
Fuck off Aaron.
>>146724663
>>146724547
Fuck off, Aaron
>>146724603
>primal parses
You might as well brag about 24 man parses.
>>146723803
Both lion and max fluff are best.
I wanted to go lion tail originally but I disliked how it looks w/ dark hair.
>>146724780
>ever
Triple triad, Paladins, mechanics and ninjas
Post single Ebins
>>146724908
I want to lewd Kaori
>>146722704
That picture isn't safe.
>>146724603
I want to breed this c@
>>146724797
You don't even know what false flag means, you dumb shit. Why do you even exist?
>>146724908
Do you have any screenshots of you posing with Abe of B'nhaka
>>146724603
>muh fflogs
>>146724908
>>146724797
>>146724603
>all literally the same skin tone
>only Kaori gets circlejerked on because of name alone
>>146724967
Megumi Megu
Can we post lady lizards that AREN'T paks that are actually cute
>>146725375
Go away piss drinker.
>>146725469
>lizard
>cute
any examples?
>>146725469
>>146725526
Who are you calling a pissdrinker huh
>>146725526
>everyone who disagrees with the status quo is the same person!
btw i'm also tofu, shrek, jessa, emina, ippiki, abe, and aether
>>146724427
ALMOST THERE BOYS
The Shiva theme playing when on this horse is always slightly disconcerting.
I can dig it though. Boreas, Horse of Jrock.
>>146725469
>>146725375
If you think those are the same skin tones you're blind.
>>146725264
Unfortunately I do not. I'm not on balmung enough to do a lot and I'm only aquaintances with B'nhaka and less so with Abe. I wouldn't be adversed to the idea though.
>>146725375
The tones have different red or green hues on them but eh. Idk man.
>>146725636
>I'm gonna rattle off these names everytime makes a Paks callout to divert attention
Good plan Aaron.
Top tier Au Ra deserves top tier payment!
>>146725469
I'm not cute so I can't help with that.
>>146725775
Who are you talking to
all me
>>146725469
is the maid dress bugged
>>146725872
why are you so mad that proci wont erp you
>>146724890
i dont particularely enjoy trying to get good savage parses with pugs and i dont have a static right now
primals are different since you can just farm them and figure out new stuff each kill and improve your performance which is fun and why I like to spend time doing it
I'll probably try some dps job next but those tend to be a lot more setup dependent to parse well on which can be frustrating
>>146725330
i wouldn't even be playing this game if it wasn't for fflogs
actually that's maybe an exaggeration but i would be having a lot less fun that's for sure
>>146725894
>naka will never go back to lizard because stratos would have a meltdown
such is life.....
>>146725469
>>146725894
fat croc tail
>>146725951
are you that insecure about your preformance ?
>tfw start having fun again when you stop playing with xivg
>when your drinking buddy drinks without you
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>>146725979
horns bug me too much desu
>>146726029
sorry mine isn't only minimum size
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>>146726054
>competition in any form aka regular human nature is insecurity now
thanks xivg
you've taught me well
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>>146725926
hahaha!!!
great work ben!!! amazing!!! wow!!!
is weeping city easy enough for me to walk in as a 214 SMN and be shitty in
>>146726054
wat
it's fun to see yourself improve and do better across several kills and fflogs/parses give you something to refer to and look at to see how you did
how is that being insecure lmao
>>146726164
~THE GODDESS~
>>146726246
wow, we have a memeika in the making
pretty soon youll be getting on skype for niggers pretending to be trannies
>>146725469
>>146726404
I'd respond to this but seeing as how you had a meltdown the last time you saw someone enjoy playing the game instead of doing fuck all and ERPing you had a meltdown and transferred servers, I'm worried for your sake
>>146726404
Putt is awake.
>>146726164still need to draw you and your lizard boiz
>>146726164
who is this i want togive her a hug and ask her on a date
>>146726615
A lewd drawing I hope...
All these sameface aura uglies jesus. It's like a collective shit taste.
When did this community get so toxic?
>>146726561
yeah textfucking with your ugly as shit cat and caring for fflogs makes your priories look in check lol
drink bleach
>>146726241
As long as your not in my alliance, yea
>>146726712
when we stopped using memes from 2012
>>146726778
Why not?
>>146726712
When they released FFXIV
>>146726762
remember when someone used this picture as an avatar in discord and said it wasn't paks
lol
>>146724780
Not in the last few months.
>>146726762
Is this really putty
>>146726774
oki just don't like tanking 24mans, it either takes super long to get a queue and then i end up playing dps as DRK, or i actually have to LEAD THE FUCKING GROUP and it sucks because i just wanna zone out and do my job
>>146726836
I meant puttel
I get these retards mixed up all the time
>>146726836
you mean remember when someone threw a fit in the thread for being called putt
then actually turned out to be putt
then got banned from discord
for a second time
>>146726762
wow you are really upset
lalafell stron-
"zzzz..."
>>146727019
it's great that no one will ever like puttel
he just shitposts more and more and tries so hard to be an unfunny memelord faggot
>>146727113
Easy there jei olivier you've been exposed
>>146726762
As opposed to textfucking Proci and his GF with your own ugly as shit cat and doing nothing in-game otherwise?
Get over yourself lmao the fact that you get so mad over people trying to have fun with the game instead of replying to your one-word zoomed in catface posts that you make every single day, it really just reeks of insecurity
>>146727113
I'm impressed someone managed to make an ugly Midlander.
>>146726712
When are faggots like you gonna stop using that shitty buzzword
gb2 reddit whiner no ones cares about your feelings
>>146727167
colin post
>>146727447
nice try putt more than one person dislikes you
why do you think you managed to get banned twice from a discord full of people who also think you're a retarded faggot?
>>146727539
i really dont give a shit about anyone in the discord
who the fuck is putt
yes I'm new
>>146727282
What's there to expose? All they do is post selfies
p utt
>>146727686
then why did you go there to try and create drama and be a generally annoying person if you don't care
>>146726615
Pls do, I will give you something in return as well!
>>146726645
M.R. on Tonberry
>>146727679
but you're a cutie kaorichan
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>>146727686
>i don't care
>makes new accounts to go be an insufferable faggot and then get banned again
australians
>>146727679
you seem pretty unlikable too tbqh
>>146727679
>Those spats
Oh my...
>>146727679
How the fuck do you even manage to get banned from the Discord. Was just just massive amounts of spam or something?
>>146727781
if i were there i would hunt you down and pat your head but alas
>>146727905
>tfw aether says being an insufferable faggot won't get you banned from discord
>putt and kirino manage to get banned anyway
lmao
>>146727905
he joined just to try and stir up shit, everyone just told him to shut up and go away then he got banned
>>146727905
piss off someone with 400 orbiters and have them all harass and impersonate you for months
>>146727679
hi colin do you want to scream about being excluded from another dota group?
>>146727763
i Am HavInG a MelTdOWn
>>146728015
Kirino spammed gore and scat.
>>146727857
i mean i was referring to myself with that post yeah
>>146727867
what about them
>>146727679
>>146728067
abe is so cute ..
Somebody nuke this thread holy shit.
how do people actually live in these threads and involve themselves with /vg/ knowing that literally nobody likes them
>>146728067
I clicked on the image expecting more spats but instead I got winked on.
Stop playing with me like this it's not nice...
>>146728184
Shana is SOOOO lucky...
>remove all australians
>remove all balmung posters
>remove all gilgamesh posters
>remove all excalibur posters
There, I just saved xivg
>When an ebin you like ends up with the person you hate the most
How do you cope? This must be what NTRfags enjoy.
>>146728381
yeah thanks
>>146728381
we wouldnt have a general anymore
>>146728381
you also basically deleted xivg
but maybe that was the point
>>146728415
Post their initials...
>>146728381
can we actually start talking about the game then? without telling paks to fuck off
>>146728067
ugly
>>146728415
>mad because stratos won naka
it's ok anon everyone is mad about that
>>146728352
i'm the lucky one after shana changed his cat to red eyes and went to black hair desu
have 2spats
Who the FUCK gave me a regen in new gridania
>>146728507
What's there to talk about?
>>146728015
Kirino was banned for the loliguro, and only after being warned twice to stop. They've been unbanned since, admittedly by accident, and are allowed to stay because they apologized and agreed not to do it anymore.
Putt, I don't even remember why I originally banned him. But he rejoined on a new account and right away went back to pissing people off.
>>146728742
im gay
>>146728834
Same
Wanna fug?
>>146728624
im gonna KUME
Enough of this weird drama.
Post cats.
>>146728823
Thick creampies hehehehe
>>146724003
Late reply, but this is my favorite sort of look.
>>146728823
when are you going to ban paks
Putt is the hero we need.
Remove the hugbox.
Abe and Stratos' anti-putt crusade ends now.
>>146728381
did excalibur do
>>146728823
you banned him initially for the spam that made chat unreadable
>>146728664
I did faggot.
Talk some more shit and I'll cure 3 you next time you sissyboy.
>>146728823
he got banned first time