dank memes edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/
>>146634815
nori bp
So many cuckings yesterday. I hope today keeps up the pace!
#catboysruineverything
http://www.strawpoll.me/10592766
Popotopost
Remember to hurl objects at the tooth paste container.
THIS IS NOW A WINK THREAD
POST WINKS
>>146665685
>no 'i have him filtered' option
>>146665782
fuck off retard
Plans today?
>>146665652
who?
When are we posting rugged MEN.
I'd rather post smug
>>146665652
>tfw cucking this c@'s owner
serves them right
>>146665810
I have him filtered and he still posts too much.
Just because you have him filtered doesnt mean his posts magically stop existing.
>>146665414
uh, monthish?
>>146665456
say hi to people you recognize from here...
>>146665782
Am I doing it right?
>>146665782
>>146665685
>no option for 'I have them filtered'
>>146665782
hello
http://www.strawpoll.me/10593210
please vote its for something. promise. motivate choice if you can
>>146665885
>that heart next to abe
lmao
>>146665975
eyyy brucie, how's that cucked life treating you?
>>146665925
>Just because you have him filtered doesnt mean his posts magically stop existing.
Thats the entire point.
>>146665925
>>146666028
>Just because you have him filtered doesnt mean his posts magically stop existing.
>And thus I must read them!
is he up yet and
namedropping setoto, marsy and spuki
Boobs.
>>146665782
>>146665994
Egg is the only correct answer
>>146666018
Closing your eyes and looking away from a car crash doesn't make the car crash disappear.
>>146666052
Who are you quoting?
I don't read them. I have him filtered. He still posts too much.
>>146666121
explain
>>146666084
MORE
>>146666187
She wouldn't harm a fly and has experience with animals
>>146666084
Get those damn pancakes outta my face and give me giant roe tits.
>>146665685
>>146665925
>>146666131
these are bait. let these be the last (You)s he farms
>>146665782
>>146666131
You might as well have him unfiltered if its bothering you this much holy shit.
>retarded analogy hour
I dreamed that someone was selling REAL LIFE CIGARS for 10,000 gils each. was too good.
>>146665782
; )
>>146666272
What's bait about it, retard? Saying that a shitposter shitposts too much is bait now? Kill yourself.
>>146666294
Him posting too much is a factual statement. If it bothers me or not has no weight on the argument.
>>146665994
>That one ahl vote
Someones going to have "chicken" stew when they come home
>146666457
bait, tackle, and beyond
>>146666440
>>146666440Don't click
>>146666196
>>146666187
>good with animals
>loves them
>only owns rescue animals
>has a shit ton of them
>knows how to care for them
>>146666121
this desu
and when you get home your garden will go from being post-apocalypse vietnam 2033 to buckingham palace gardens
worth
>>146665823
Try to wrangle a small group of nice people for my Dragonskin Maps so I can spam Boarskin Maps until I have enough Mariner Cotton Cloth.
>>146666684
>The more someone posts, the less he plays the game.
>trial roulette
>Ravana
>Lala MT complaints that he has to do it now after a Nidhoegg fail group
>add phase
>MT doesn't move Ravana out of the way
>some of the group get hit, casts canceled
>we end up with three swords
>wipe
>MT says group has no chance also bad damage (xD)
>fucks off first
Why do people do this?
>all the female /vg/ characters are all attention-craving, catty, gossiping, drama-filled bitches
>all the male /vg/ characters are normal
>both are rl men
do u raid
>>146666893
I would like to once I hit Lv60, but for now, that's a little over 7 levels away.
>>146666828
Lalafell are the worst tanks and second worst healers. You can only rely on them if they're a caster DPS.
xth for bard
>>146666876
>male
>normal
>sadcuck, ippiki, zayev, ruseman marco, kellam
>>146665994
wow not even on here
I am sadseriously I work in a kennels at the moment
>>146665782
>>146666984
>permanently surprised face
what is so surprising?
>>146666876
>all
>who are pippy cg meria and orchid
>playing on Balmung, Gilgamesh, or Excalibur
>playing Miqo'te, Au Ra, or midlander Hyur
>posting your character(s) in this general more than once a month
If you meet all of these criteria, you are part of the problem.
>>146666038
i just saw this and hahaha
Limsa Lominsa on other servers has to be mini Balmung.
>>146666991
>>146667023
>>146667235
>more gossiping tramps
>>146666684
It's an alt you dip.
>>146667260
When did Excalibur become xivg relevant?Oh wait, it never did.
>>146667260
What's wrong with Excalibur? Nobody ever answers this question.
>>146667273
>all he can do is say hahaha
top haha
>>146666984
Who is this and does she like moonies?
am i being called out for being a casual?
>when she sits next to godsbeep
its over
oww my nutt nutt
oww my spiders
oww my gordian
oww my meme
what's the next important FINAL FANTASY XIV: AUSTRALIA fact we're going to learn
>>146667273
>i dont sit on the bench, shitpost and avatarfag while alt tabbed!
Is this supposed to be ironic?
>>146667497
that my kitten sits on my laptop and makes more interesting posts than you
>146667609
>146667604
these are bait
>>146667609
>one person makes the server bad
Are you one of those autists who say balmung is a bad server but have only played with xivg?
>>146667745
make ones for cg meria and briah
>>146667273
>>146667730
>When someone calls your post bait but you were legitimately making fun of them and quite serious about your opinions
Is this like a coping mechanism? Like how those people on forums call others who disagree 'trolls.'
>>146665851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0wXJiWG70E
>>146666828
Because lala players are either really good or really shit. Sounds like you got the latter.
>>146666974
This post is noponis approved
>>146667592
and elkprostitute discussing ffxiv version:
oww my weed
oww my vape
oww my depression
oww my florida
oww my paks hate
oww my slut characters
Truly "traps" of this general bring so much quality
legit most insane piece of shit here is Kirito Tia
>gets shit beat out of her daily
>crazy ass ptsd trauma
>suicidal
>self harms
>no self worth
>pretends she's a functional person
>too fucking nice too affectionate
>doesn't do or talk about sex stuff
never talk to her
>>146666078
why namedrop
>>146667554
yes, my EB is a moonie
>>146667891
this is falseflag
>>146667592
How do australians even post? Do they have Internet in jail?
>>146668026
this is about meria fyi would be desperate orbiters
stay away shes broken af
>>146668067
why are you going to make me not namedrop
>>146665782
Kill me please
and KiritoTia discussing ffxiv version:
oww my Kirito Tia
oww my Kirito Tia
oww my Kirito Tia
oww my Kirito Tia
Truly "Kirito tia" of this general bring so much quality
>>146668101
o-oh...
>>146668101
hey guys, kiki morgenstern here with some gaming tips
>>146668103
>And then you realize the entire Balmung RPC community has most of them blacklisted
post proof
>>146668154
i'm not, i'm just curious why you did
>>146668179
weak post, ben
>>146668103
I think it's funny to see them go anon to defend or shit talk people, then pop back up after it dies down. It's so obvious and hilarious.
>>146668119
flagfalse is this
>>146667392
They can't because Excalibur isn't bad. They're just salty Excalibur is pulled people away from Balmung and Gilgamesh because the community is better.
>146668314
>146667891
>146668314
The samefag is real. No (Yous) for you.
>>146668179
I dont really get this meme
Is Kirito Tia actually a person
Everytime I see the name it just feels really forced
>>146668289
because i felt like it i guess
Uuuuhhhh
>>146668532
YOu can rename it whenever you want.
>>146668532
name him 146668532
>>146668440
just pm ben
>>146668440
ava a cute
>>146668532
Faggo
>>146668308
No need to toes him about it!
>>146667392
Excal is basically Gilgamesh-lite now. Because Gilga is locked almost 24/7, Excalibur is now the overflow server for people who think they're good and the dregs who couldn't make it on to the reddit server.
It is also now the escape server for the people of this threads. They go there to hide and get away from everyone, but the drama is following them. And they are ruining my server.
This is from someone that had to leave Excal because I saw the scum coming in from Gilgamesh and a little of Balmung.
>>146668481
but where is the proof?
>>146668701
>Excal is basically Gilgamesh-lite now.
Yeah, no. Excalibur pre-dates Gilgamesh by years too buddy. Just because Gilgamesh became a meme server and was forced so hard it surpassed Excalibur in population doesn't mean Excalibur is Gilgamesh-lite.
> This is from someone that had to leave Excal because I saw the scum coming in from Gilgamesh and a little of Balmung.
>This is from someone that had to leave Excal because I saw the scum coming in from Gilgamesh and a little of Balmung.
Bullshit.
>>146668701
>>This is from someone that had to leave Excal because I saw the scum coming in from Gilgamesh and a little of Balmung.
So where did you go if 3 people coming over triggers your autism and you hate Gilgamesh and Balmung? Mateus? kek
WHOSE RETAINER IS MIMIIA???????
STOP UNDERCUTTING MY SANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>146668701
>balmungameshaloids this salty exacalibur has a better community than both of their meme servers so they're trying to force a new meme, an excalibur hate meme
>>146669019
no id rather crash the market and get a quick sale now than list an item up for the going rate currently and be patient
>>146669019
buy it and sell it higher then :^)
>Shatter
>Adders on Primal are literally autistic
>Can't make a single move without the Adders getting mad as fucking and tunnel visioning you for the rest of the match
>They aren't even fucking good, just a nuisance you need to stuff through a meat grinder before you divert your attention back on the real problem at hand
>All matches now boil down to Flames vs. Mael while the Adders pick a team to annoy and cause to lose
Can every Adder on Primal literally just throw themselves off a cliff, seriously
I miss the days of Secure when this tag-team bullshit between GCs wasn't possible so an autistic GC couldn't just choose to fuck over the other two out of spite.
>>146669004
Asura, because I figured I might as well work on improving my JP.
>>146669137
YOURE LOWERING THE PRICE 1 GIL AT A TIME ARE YOU TRYING TO CRASH THE MARKET NEXT YEAR????? WE'LL SEE WHO LAUGHS LAST
>>146669201
>Can every Adder on Primal literally just throw themselves off a cliff, seriously
Funny because what you described is what Immortal Flames do every single match of frontlines.
Reminder that puttel not only transferred to tonberry, but is also now on suicide watch
Who can we thank for this blessing ?
>>146669315
So is the JP community really that much better? Serious question, people meme'd about it months ago but I never had the opinion of someone who apparently plays with them.
>>146669343
Me. I drove puttel mad and I have not even once seen or spoken to him in game. It's all control through the thread.
dirtyface c@
>there are no Lilty-inspired outfits to make Lalafell's less of a meme race.
kill me.
>>146669478
Remove the rest of Australia please. It's probably the one thing that /vg/ can agree on.
>>146669491
shana pls leave some cats for the rest of us
>>146669201
Adders seem to be retarded on all Data Centers, no idea what draws all the mongoloids to the yellows.
They're shit on Aether too.
>>146669446
It is, with the caveat that you really cannot say more than you need to, otherwise they'll keep being nice to your face, but you'll get the cold shoulder in terms of recruitment.
>>146669595
Adders are treehugging hippies.
What do you expect?
>>146669579
come see me in my chambers and we'll talk about it
>tfw u just fuck your bf that you met thru xivg
>he kumed inside
AMA xivg
>>146667590
Can someone on balmung confirm? is she still there?
>>146668157
>>146665782
I'm late.
>>146669706
dont you have a bf?
>>146669579
I think that's Jarben's alt
>>146669478
all u
>>146669343
im fag
>>146669569
No, just remove Tonberry's posters. All of them.
>>146669595
This is literally only because 9/10 matches on Aether are Mael premades bullying Adders for an entire game while Flames get to AFK to victory.
>>146669736
step on
>>146669723
Actually fucked gim or textfucked?
>>146669752
multiple, you can see 5 of them in this screenshot
I hope they don't find out about each-other
>>146668605
Ava has the cutest cat desu
>>146669723
are you gonna get married
>>146669689
I don't blame them. I wouldn't play with NA shitters if I could easily just get someone JP instead. Kinda like why I'd rather get someone NA than eurotrash, of course there are exceptions.
does anyone on balmung want to do aery? queue is super long.
Over the past few days people have been using LBs on trash mobs in dungeons. Did I miss something is this some kind of cool new meme?
>>146669706
how does your supply of azure cats look?
>>146669339
Maybe when you play, when I play we're either 1st or 2nd, and if we're second it's because the Adders are too fucking dumb to fend off Mael and feed them kills or because they just never leave us alone.
>>146669595
They're complete shit AND they get mad as fuck.
Even if the move you make is one you have to do entirely out of necessity to stop them from winning and makes the most sense tactically, they take it as a personal insult and charge after you even if you're losing. It's fucking dumb.
>>146668440
afaik it is a joke, a forced meme
>>146669941
>she's not there
thank fuck
>>146669706
lET ,ME PLEASE FUC KYOU, YOUIRE SO HOT AND CUTE
>>146669987
Use it or lose it.
Caster/Ranged LB on big pulls is perfectly fine.
>>146669987
You've been missing out, yes.
>>146669987
I don't see any real problem with using the ranged/caster LB on big trash pulls.
>>146669984
Send a tell to Kirito Tia
>>146669987
It's the best way to use lb in a dungeon
>>146669987
What pat of instantly deleting a mobgroup opposed to killing a boss 5 seconds faster do you not understand ?
>>146670151
>>146670158
>>146670203
>>146670243
I can understand big pulls but like 3 mobs or a single target LB on a slightly bigger enemy?
>>146670084
right behind the lamppost anon
>>146670338
Who the hell pulls 3 mobs in a lvl 60 dungeon?
>Discord link expired
>Every thread
no drama
Anyone have tips for a first time tank? Went MRD on reccomendation of my guild master. My only problem is that I can't hold aggro for shit in early game dungeons (I was running Sastasha with a maxed NIN and he basically tanked every boss, I couldn't get hate back).
Suggestions or am I just bad?
>>146669990
azure c@s are on standby for later, I can not risk to bring them out by the /b/ench and let other boyfriends find out about them
>>146670084
noone is safe, I may have already talked to her and made her my boyfriend
>>146670146
are you ok, please calm down and post slower
>>146670195
calm down aaron
>>146670567
overpower 2 or 3 times + use your enmity combo on whatever has lowest hp
dont forget maim
>>146670616
i meant the merias sitting next to godspeed falseflag
>>146670567
You need to lvl GLD first for some really good defensive cooldowns and a taunt.
Tanking early dungeons is really fucked, because you are basically outgeared and outlvled and will catch up with enmity when you get your def stance
>>146670756
Oh... sorry...
>>146670616
Can you let me EB Aika then?
Is SMN the most unfun DPS class?
>>146670818
DAMN
>>146670818
FUICK
>>146670818
i would like to touch meria's croissanthorns
purely for science
>>146670758
A friend already helped me get Flash and Convalesence. Is that enough to survive until Defiance? Or will need some others?
>>146670859
If you use the checkmarks to report things and mass-reported some posts you may have an earlier post checkmarked.
Happened to me once when reporting that fuckin' uh, Tails comic.
>>146670872
>crippling pet delays
>dot class
I'd say so
>>146670905
Forget about flash it's only useful as GLD. You need to get to lvl 22 atleast with GLD for provoke.
>>146670872
Depends on what you like, imho. If you like BIG DAMAGE NUMBERS, then you probably won't like it.
>>146670872
What? No.That'd be BRD nowadays...
K6I1 9RI2 T8O0 T121 I8A0
Maid code I don't need.
>>146670851
a b s o l u t e l y not
please accept all my bfs as a consolation prize
>>146671129
You are not clever.
>>146670567
honestly, that early on there isn't much you can do
when i was lvling my paladin with a maxed out blm playing with me i couldnt hold aggro for shit on bosses unless they gave me a headstart
you'll be fine when you get berserk, but for now all you can rly do is get better gear and hope it works
>>146671038
>flash is only useful as gld
stop that right now, flash is rly good for when you need initial aggro whilst you're moving mobs
>>146670897
don't touch my dreamfu
>>146671097
BRD isn't DPS it's an aura bot
>>146671184
NO I want THAT cat in particular. Im gonna steal it away.
>>146671186
>upset because he went to enter it and it failed
lmao
>>146671204
fuck you, shes mine. i'll be the one to protect those horns
>>146670872
I find it the most fun of all
Getting rewarded for every bit of mp optmization is really great.
Burst hits hard and is satisfying
Only thing i dislike is how SMN has probably the least oftem useful utility
>>146671325
prove it faggot
>paks going in overload
Is Shana mentally unstable?
>>146671407
>>146671412
Both of you are, fuck off
>tfw been browsing the thread and looking ingame drawing people for fun and practice
>tfw thread is just full of sameface cats
Enough.
>>146671480
I'm not Paks or anyone. That being said, I do have a squirt/fluid fetish
>>146671341
They have an emergency "Healers are dead" button
>>146671480
can you be little nicer i'm being entertained here
>>146671373
>>146664918 i replied to her and you didnt
>>146669845
>Aether Adders complaining about bullying
>When Jammy To and his band of Adder Autists™ would do nothing but harass the Flames every single match for no reason other than petty drop and spite
LEL, you deserve every second of the bullying and more
>>146671482
Just the other day it was a billion lizards, to be fair.I kinda do the same thing; saving pics of characters I find interesting to draw once I get some free time
Remember
All paks posts are Shana samefagging.
>>146671578
Why does everyone pretend Shana is a girl
>>146671690
Yeah and I even scribbled you
>new player, monk
>about to do void ark for the first time
>watch the mrhappy video
>million different mechanics for each boss
>so much to remember
>terrified to queue because I know I'll fuck up and die
>finally gather the courage to try
>queue pops immediately and I withdraw and exit the game
How do I get over this? I know people are just going to make fun of me because I die or don't do something
>>146671341
>Res
>Virus
>Heavy/Slow on all targets
>Eye
More practical utility than most
>>146671575
That's a lot less useful than you'd think in serious content
>>146671703
>aether in charge of getting competent mods when milly can't even run pure right
>>146671703
why the fuck is kirino allowed in the discord again all he does is orbit sera and shitpost
>>146671482
this midlander boy is cute
>>146671735
Did you? I wanna see. Heading off to work though
>>146671690
>>146671482
Meh, I'd rather cut the middleman of having to post my character in the thread and just commission you directly.
Japanese lizards don't normally wear these types of clothes..
>>146671668
>w-we just didn't win because [other free company] was harassing us!!
>1v1v1 game
yeah how about fuck off, there is actual value to fighting for second place.
anyway since i'm recycling this image, post race, home cities and grand companies.
>>146671753
Queue with a friend or just generally someone else
it'll help
source: I had to get my best friend to do dungeons with me at first because I was terrified
>>146671753
You should be far less worried in 24 man content than 4/8 since nobody is going to notice a single DPS fucking up most of the time. Plus VA is the easiest 24 man in history and DPS have almost no responsibility short of dodging ground AoE.
Anyone want to run Urths Fount on balmung with me so i can complete the quest pls?
>>146671753
>watching mr happy videos
>ever
Good job, retard. Void Ark is literally braindead easy.
>>146671753
>being this pathetic
Just kill yourself senpai
>rocklizard's ban is over.
>>146671753
No one will make fun of you. Just try it, it's not that hard. Most new people to dungeons don't even dare to read a guide. Just say that you are new and everyone will accept it
Lampyris Lamavein - Today at 10:24 AM
Who here is Paks? I need to know so I can block them
>>146671852
>friend
oh yeah I'll do that heh heh of course.
>>146671832
Im happy you finally became a Japanese man but please post less.
>>146671960
Yes, I'm Lampyris
Japanese lizards, are skillful... with chopsticks.
>>146671703
good try paks
>>146671828
Once I get a little bit more confident with my work and some free time, I'll take on some cheap sketch commissions. Or requests. I don't know
Between leveling and working some absurd hours I don't have much time
>>146671825
Have to find it in archives and it seems the search is down(?) right now, sorry.
>>146671798
His nose is really high up though
>>146671828
Ayo nigga you got a paypal?
>146671990
this one is bait
>>146671482
Draw me!
>>146671753
There are nearly no mechanics in VA
>>146671703
But all Paks did in discord was shit talking
>>146671974
if you're on balmung i'll come with you
>>146672013
PLEASE scratch me with those claws
>>146672052
I do. You got a tumblr/pixiv/DA/HF/whatever where I can follow you?
So now I will be Japanese.
>>146672013
>no entry
:3
i am a cuck and i love to melt down
>>146672041
>sadelf
RUN
>>146670897
>i want to touch crossainthorns
down ahl
>>146671843
>Trying to make an irrelevant talking point based off my last post
Who said anything about them preventing us from winning, I was talking about bullying you stupid fuck
Then again this is unsurprising for an Adder, you're methodology and reasoning rivals that of a toddlers
>>146672326
Domo!
>>146672013
xaela are mong not japanese fuck off
post more lalafels
>>146671768
Res is nice when you're learning, overgeared or doing casual content mostly
Supervirus is rarely good because sch is too good so you mostly only get to use it in multitarget situations or rare occasions of very specific burstwindows
Eye for an eye is similar to virus in its diminished use
And slows just have really rare uses
I totally agree that SMNs utility has huge impacts when you do get to use it, but it does feel kinda lacking when other dps have utility that stacks with everyone and is hardly situational
I'm Japanese.
desu Nex Cross and his four pocket healers need to fuck off
all of gilga needs to fuck off from shatter
I'm going to do my best to make a friend today, I swear!
>cringe tier
Male Miqo'te
>trash tier
Male Miqo'te
>ugly tier
Male Miqo'te
