The International 2016 Open Qualifiers
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Previous Thread: >>146514478
dead
nth for brexit-chan
>>146554697
>romanians not slavs
?
>>146554678
While that is true, then he pulled something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy8uaZqeA4E
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=915e_nqgNkc
How do we fix Alliance
>biggest esports tournament of all time
>13k viewers
>>146554752
ar1se and cancel are funny as shit, so they can't be slavs
>>146554761
unfixable unless Loda goes
>>146554790
>ar1se and cancel
Liking shit players
kys leddit
>no ti4euhub
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>>146554790
Lizzard is "funny as shit as well" and he's most definitely a slav. There's also plenty of funny CIS players which you wouldn't be able to appreciate anyway because of your lack of language knowledge.
>>146554523
>>146554578
>>146554581
>Louis: Hello Jacky
>Jacky: stares blankly
>Louis: It's me, Louis.
>Jacky stares at his feet
>Louis: From the BBC?
>Jacky: Ah Hallo Lewee
>Louis: Is it alright if I come in?
>"Jacky suddenly hides behind his captain Puppey, I can see already this is a strange environment"
>Puppey: Sorry, he gets shy around strangers, come in, come in
>"As I walk through his large home I notice many Lego's strewn around the room and boxes of pizza"
>Louis: (concerned) Where does all this come from?
>Puppey: It's all for EE, he plays with Lego and never tidies it up
>Louis: Can I play Lego with you EE?
>Jacky: (Scowls) NO LOWEE MY LEGO
>Louis: That's okay, I'll just play with a few pieces
>Jacky starts crying
>Louis: Why are you upset?
>Jacky: (weeping) My legoos
>Louis: Okay, how about we just sit down and watch some streams
>Jacky: YAS LOWEE
>Jacky runs to his chair and beams at Louis
>Louis: So what do you watch on streams?
>Jacky: (Loudly) Chineeesee Cartooooooooons
>Louis: (To Puppey) And this is his normal routine?
>Puppey: Of course, else he gets upset and tries to choke me? (Jacky begins to throw a tantrum)
>Puppey rushes out of the room and comes back with pizza and a can of Mountain Dew
>Puppey: I forgot his food and drink for his Chinese cartoon time (Hands them to Jacky)
>Jacky snatches the food and drink and watches his Chinese cartoons
>Louis: Do you want to answer any questions EE?
>Jacky barks loudly at Louis
>Louis is confused and has a conversation with Puppey away from Jacky in the kitchen
>Louis: Is it always like this for you?
>Puppey (Begins to sob): I try so hard, it's just so difficult (Jacky can be heard clapping and shouting in the background)
>Puppey: I'm sorry you have to leave (Puppey opens a cupboard and takes out several pots of aderall)
>Louis leaves
>Jacky: BYE LOWEE
>"As I begin to depart I'm left wondering what I had just seen and the toll some people take on others"
nth for Artour, best player in the world
>>146554737
>tfw no promo match between top 2 teams with pit lord yet
>>146554762
It's European dota, nobody cares because it's the most boring
Is there a way to turn this
>Prediction updated
shit off ingame?
>>146554862
cool that doesn't help at all
it's not like ar1se and cancel's first language is english
>>146554930
well whoever picks it is going to lose
why would anyone watch that?
I miss the comfy EUHUB casts.
>>146554904
u just no
>>146554895
This story is giving me strange feels
>>146554823
why are you posting tweet
>>146554761
Alliance teamfight literally revolved around S4 hitting atleast 2 people with RP
Someone on Alliance needs to draft better, aka Akke
>af sponsored by literal scammers
lmao
>people think these greek shits are good
ffs
>>146555101
>greeks sponsored by scammers
Like pottery
>They gave Era Sven
They asked for it desu
BIGGEST TOURNAMENT IN ESPORTS HISTORY
6 THOUSAND VIEWERS
LMAO
This format is definitely the worst for Fnatic or EG even. Except EG has only 2 opponents to worry about, Fnatic has like...7
Post you're favorite lore text
>It is said that Nevermore the Shadow Fiend has the soul of a poet, and in fact he has thousands of them. Over the ages he has claimed the souls of poets, priests, emperors, beggars, slaves, philosophers, criminals and (naturally) heroes; no sort of soul escapes him. What he does with them is unknown. No one has ever peered into the Abysm whence Nevermore reaches out like an eel from among astral rocks. Does he devour them one after another? Does he mount them along the halls of an eldritch temple, or pickle the souls in necromantic brine? Is he merely a puppet, pushed through the dimensional rift by a demonic puppeteer? Such is his evil, so intense his aura of darkness, that no rational mind may penetrate it. Of course, if you really want to know where the stolen souls go, there's one sure way to find out: Add your soul to his collection. Or just wait for Nevermore.
>>146555339
>Except EG has only 2 opponents to worry about, Fnatic has like...7
fnatic has 0 to worry about
>>146555339
fnatic should win all games beofre 15min beucase they are way better
if they cant then they never deserved the invite anyway, valve literally didnt give them one to not have 2 sea tier6 teams in TI since fnatic should auto advance from pos 1 anyway
>>146554752
slavs are people who use a slavic language (it's literally the meaning of the word "slav" - people who can understand your words), and romanian is not a slavic language
Alliance really lost to two literal nobody teams?
LMAO
I thought this hero was just baddp. Why is he being picked and why is he doing well?
>fnatic in charge of winning their qualifiers
already made 50$ thanks to these chokers LMAO
>>146555548
situationally good
>NA only has 7 teams
HAHAHAHA
>>146555373
>sniper comes from village of snipers, once he perfromed the perfect sniper shoot with his loyal rifle he decided that hes ready to become sniper™ in Defense Of The Ancients™ by Valve Corporation.
Do you Believe?
>>146555642
no
but i know special little someone that does :3
>>146555642
I kinda want to
I hate secret and alliance but i'd rather see alliance win than secret
>>146555642
UncleNox
>>146555642
only PR are a free win at this point
they're fuckedand I love it
so this is the hub this year?
jumping from game to game every 5 minutes; "commentated" by a panel of sleepy "experts"
bravo LD, bravo!
Imagine you're a professional dota player, like Illidan per se. Imagine you're losing to Synderen.
>Drowy the drow ranger or better known by her vampire name, Ebony Dark'ness dementia ravenway was the coolest person in the wirld and her parent dies because of mean ppl and she looks rly hot but she doesnt kno it cause she was raised by drow and she is actually a vampire and sven is her BF shut up Xxkevin12 vampires can have blue skin u doofus and also she has a magic bow and beats everyone so there dont bother arguing
>>146555642
Is he going to uncuck his life ?
I vote Kexit
>>146555723
UncleNox EGM YOU'RE GETTING KICKED
>go to sleep
>TNC is now 3-1
>WG is somehow 4-0???
>Fnatic is 3-2
Fuck shit, I might not get my predictions right for SEA unless WG drops some games now.
I'm really REALLY hoping TNC takes the spot for SEA just so I can finally see Demon dota at TI.
>>146555642
Its possible. I think they need to throw Bulldog under the bus though, also don't fucking draft Jugg second pick
>alliance lost to this
>>146555763
I'd probably end it.
EVERY
DAY
>shitdoy
>>146555759
majors fucked up the hub, literally nobody would want to come right after around 2 weeks event and then esl
WHERE THE FUCK IS EUHUB?
>>146556219
there is no EUHUB
I still believe.
>>146556219
A-Anon...
>50 """"talent""""" in the same place
>directed camera
HOW ARE THEY SO INCOMPETENT?
>>146556219
far away in distant memories
>>146556219
Those days are dead
LD won
Is our guy Madara going to TI
>>146555373
>In the magnetic and ether touched lands of the far south a perpetual storm rages. In this strange, barren land, only an isolated tribe of nomads know to exist. These nomads worship the very nether storms that plague the land, and born out of this bizarre energy and intense faith, a chaotic god emerges. Sensing the calamity of the approaching battle of the ancients, the infant deity imbues his most trusted prophet with avataric powers and sends him to quell the forces of order and good that impede his growth. Wielding the ether touched powers of lightning, magnetism, and the ability to reverberate an exact duplicate of himself into being, Arc Warden is a force to be reckoned with.
can anyone stop madara?
legit question
>>146556379
>synderen's face when he could be at eu hub
>giving Madara Slark
>ever
not even le broken immortal lumber manlet can stop him
That's another heat complete. Now enjoy these ads
>>146556379
>singsing
Can he be a thing again? We need more qt second gen asians in dota.
>>146556379
Reminder
>>146556548
You can't keep doing this forever LD, you can't keep just throwing shitty casters and getting viewers.
Your shekels will fall from your negligence!
>>146556379
Based OUR GUY destroyed redditHubs, is there anything this man cant do?
>>146556219
You live in a world where Gabe hates fun. 2GD is literally the best personality ever to be involved with esports.
>>146556624
LD literally can't be stopped now Ali demands "professionalism" in all valve events to make esports more like real sports
>Alliance currently tied for last place with PR
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>146556605
Blitz+Cap and Toby/OD cast in Frankfurt with Maelk+Pajkatt+Bamboe+Redeye is easily the most fun I've had when it comes to casting and panel.
>>146556670
make something that is fun to watch
why don't you switch to joinDota or thegdstudio if you don't like my hub, huh?
>>146556702
>you'll never demonstrate your functional strength to soe by having her put her butt on your back
why live 2bh
The only wat to get Alliance back on track is to make Loda dump his girlfriend, shave his head and feel like a man again. How do we do that /d2g/
Did anyone bet against Alliance?
>syndstack get void + invoker first phase
are the cucks actually going to get btfo by a washed up caster?
Alliance going to be 0-3 soon. feels good
>alliance vs synd stack
whoever loses should be embarrassed
So after a very lazy search this morning, I can't find who TNC lost to.
Anyone know who TNC lost to or somewhere that has decent matchup coverage of all the Regional Qualifiers?
Joindota is a mess and gosugamer only has W/L and not specific who won against who.
Where's the 2GDHUB?
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>146556805
liquipedia you dumb cunt
jesus fuck using JD or gg for any fucking thing in life just kill yourself
>>146556715
Literally casted "The Play" and "Alliance are doing it"
What big games does Tobi have that can even compare ?
>>146556805
liquidpedia
>>146556810
the gd studio is practically dead at this point, in terms of dota anyway. RIP.
>>146556853
you have to go back
>>146556778
>washed up ti winners
against
>a guy so shit he was almost replaced by a pubstar
>a guy who went to NA and failed, TWICE
>a guy so shit he resorted to casting
>2 literal whos
Nah its all on alliance if they dont win this one
>>146556832
h-h-he casted TI4 ....
>>146556832
I've been out of dota for like 2 years, what are these plays? what matches?
MAKE DOTA STREAMS GREAT AGAIN
BRING BACK GD STUDIO
>s4 ember
it's going to be hilarious
>>146556853
Its liquipedia, pronounced leeky-pedia, if not the pun wouldnt make sense
what's mason doing at BTS
predictions are bugged it just changed my votes after the time was up
Fucking BTS, I wish I knew russian so I could understand russian stream. Twitch live texting when?
>>146556939
When was the last time this guy even played ember?
What a fucking disaster waiting to happen.
Apologize
Jimmy fucked his life over mang. If he hadnt done his clown shit and thrown so many games in the infancy of dota 2, he could have been so much richer instead of having to join a tier 6 sea team with his fellow seamonkeys just for a chance to compete in TI
WHY
DOES
LD
KEEP
PUSHING
THIS
KOTLGUY
ON
US
>>146557027
at least it changed first 50 cs to noone and i won, thanks gabe
Holy fuck. Do we have any pro dota players whose life is as sad as mew2king's?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
Apparently he had a botched circumcision so he can't feel anything during sex lmao.
>>146557193
becuase jewish golems run on nothing but hatred for goyim and foreskins so he doesn thave to pay him
>>146557271
>tfw I will never get my foreskin back
>my dick will always be sensitive
>my dick will always need extensive lubrication before use
Fuck my religion, why do they have to mess with my fucking penis
>>146557242
hey at least if he travels 2 thousand years back in time and is trapped in a desert his dick wont get some infection
well wroth the 400$
Anyone else feel like DotA is just at it's worst it has ever been?
0 hype for this TI.
>>146557242
Autist don't thrive in a team based game
>>146557271
>KOTLGUY is a Jewish Golem
It makes so much fucking sense
Puppey picking stuns. This is shocking. :)
>>146557271
This
All you need is a charging outlet and he's good to go
>Envy Death Prophet
>Arteezy Morphling
>Gank bone
>No dust
What did he mean by this?
I really, really love these casters taking 2 minutes to do their shitty predictions every time
lmao nice ults f[A]ggots
>>146557436
Am I the only one who has never seen how this looks anything like a robot/Terminator from kotlguy? Seriously, how?
>>146557242
it doesn't sound like he went to a doctor
"Foreskin restoration" won't make him get back his apparent loss of feeling during sex
also he should feel organisms still since that is connected to ejaculation (your brain releases chemicals for this one, so foreskin has nothing to do with it). You don't even need to touch your penis for that, notice how men get wet dreams without any touching
is being a girl the only qualification needed for casting the biggest tournament of the year?
why do dotards have no standards?
Secret gonna get alchemis'd
Bulba can't fucking last thit lol
Nani...!!!
EE can play mid?
>>146557532
orgasm*
s4 ember
>Alliance will lose every game in this qualifier
this alliance game is hilarious
Yeah s4 choking even in drafts now
Also slark ms from passive needs to be nerfed
>>146557532
can you actually regrow foreskin wtf? Is that really possible?
>>146557594
CHOTTO MATTE EE-SAMA
Your DP is pretty ass, but then again it's only VP right now...
Reminder that Alliance deserved direct invite LMAO
>>146557695
Go fuck yourself Slark is barely viable hero
jesus fuck LD
>>146557697
yeah man they just stretch it back over time
jesus, secret is getting buttfucked
Every day?
>>146557697
no. it's stretching the rest of your skin down there. looks funny and doesn't work the same way but some people think it's better than nothing.
personally i got an adult snip and i don't think it's much different. would sure prefer to still have it but it's a meme that it's that much different.
>>146557758
Yeah every fucking day
>>146557739
>barely viable
Lmao funniest shit I've seen in a while.
Next you'll be telling me LS is balanced, Tinker isn't broken against 5 man with aghs, and that timber is absolutely totally balanced.
>>146557674
This, it's just bizarre. It's like I'm watching a pubgame.
>>146557697
Sort of. You can get your skin back there but your nerves and shit that was suppose to be there won't be back so you're still fucked and won't be able to enjoy sex as much as proper dicks.
>>146557762
these people getting upset about having a cut penis and wanting to "restore" it really need some mental help
>>146557739
t.3k slark mainer
I can't wait for the alliance blogs
Is bulba retarded? He stuns the ursa, then sticks around to die?
> It's Midsummer's day
No wonder Alliance is playing like they've huge hangovers.
>>146557823
>people mad about being mutilated without their consent should seek mental help
lmoa
>>146557893
>Swedes
>Drinking
But alcohol is haram
>All 3 streams lagging at the same fucking time
Even without their stream crashing, they win ways to fuck up
>>146557963
>STREAMSHITTER
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>146557893
>drinking during ramadam in sweden
a literal death wish
Bulldog is the only player on Alliance to be quit honest
>>146557887
>Is bulba retarded?
>>146557926
yea that sounds right
they can't actually get it back, but still spend 5-10 years trying
something is wrong with their mental state
>it's a MoM Ursa episode
wew, ive seen the ending before
Is anyone else really looking forward to Alliance getting BTFO'ed after Akke cried about not being invited?
>Shitrekt
Classic virtus throw
>synderen in charge of ulting
>>146558027
they CAN get it back beucase its not "streching" the skin, the process actually encourages new skin cells to form
it wont be the same but it will be better than nothing
its like saying that burn victims should just be content with looking like molten asfalt their whole life beucase they will never be as they were before
Envy's gonna be feeding a lot in this game.
>>146558118
Is this garbage conversation the result of /r9k/ or /pol/?
>>146558073
tbqh they should have been forced through OQ. they really have no business being invited to competitive with loda on their team
>>146558156
replace that 'or' with an 'and', and the answer is yes
>>146558148
Wow nobody expected that to happen.
>>146558156
>people i dont agree with have mental disabiliteis
not sure seems like the guy that post it is from reddit or tumblr or whatever is the site that breeds these retards
>>146558073
Can't wait for cuckda's butthurt tweets
>>146558118
the difference is that a cut dick is just what the uncut dick looks like when it is erect
>alliance
Weren't they bitching about a direct invite?
>>146558225
Holy shit, this guy.
>secret
>good
oh my god bulba is literally a 3k player
>bulba
>bulba thouhg
I can't stop laughing
>empire didnt lose to secret in more than a year
>VP in general
are ruskies their nemesis or what
bulba thouhg
BULBA WILL NEVER ________________
Bulba thouhg
>Secret loses when they have to play an actual team
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
its going to be brutal when G starts giving aghs
why arent secrets memes not working on VP?
>>146558336
fng has been known since his PR days for occasional btfos of top tier teams but being mediocre overall
secret should give Bulba the Aui treatment during TI5 when they just let him do his thing on heroes that dont matter
this guy fucks up the easiest heroes like tide and ds where he just needs to blink in and press 1 button
he is worse than pupper on axe
is secret out if they lose this? where can i see a bracket?
>jordanian black holes
>>146558429
seriously tho, how can anyone not know about liquiepedia? are you retarded or just new?
reminder to thank our overwatch friends for killing cs go, who currently have a 765k lan on right now will all top teams
:^)
>>146558429
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Qualifiers/Europe
>VP clean up.
KOTLguy is a twat desu m8.
>>146558479
the name really, even you can't spell it right
>alohanonce
>>146558479
I mean someone has been putting this info in their OP, but these shitter ops don't copy it on
>>146558487
BUT ONLY WHITES PLAY IT!!! pleasye buy it ;;;__;;;
whiTE MEN
>>146558487
>overwatch
That helped but main thing was Twitch cracking down on bots.
Why do you think LoL, CSGO and HS viewer counts all fell of a cliff over the course of a few days?
>euro starting soon
>tons of dota games as well
>multi-boards shitposting
I don't have enough eyes for this
>>146558569
only redditors read the op
>puppey fucking up my magic/pure damage prediction
Fucking slavs RRREEEEEEEE
>player with most dewards by 15 mins
How can you possibly predict this shit valve
>>146558584
I dont have enough screens for this
>>146558487
>>146558571
Yea, not like Overwatch is getting those viewers they apparently "stole" from other popular games.
It's because botters got btfo.
>>146558073
Bulldong doesn't acutally give a shit. Kind of weird to include him on the cucklist.
>>146558627
pos 5 on radiant or dire litearlly 50/50
wow that was hard xd
>>146558640
I thought it was more like
>pick up overwatch
>stop playing previous game
>stop watching previous game on twitch
>don't watch overwatch on twitch because it's a nightmare to spectate
>>146558584
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>146558627
Slark got it at 14:30mins
>he didnt buy blade of tears when it costed close to nothing
>>146558713
memes are on point desu
>>146556371
Good lord, he is such a retard.
>>146558584
>>146558713
Got a few /sp/ memes saved
:^)
>>146558713
>>146558790
Predictions lads?
>Envy ulting 5 seconds before fighting.
>>146558713
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
how can you have zero (0) kills as oracle is beyond me
>>146558813
stop bullying my husbando /sp/
>>146558773
Neat, thats what I predicted. Thanks for letting us know.
Are the predictions over?
What the fuck, i didn't get any message or anything, this compendium is fucking garbage.
How am i supposed to predict now?
>>146558838
![879a2946e2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gp9WWgU.png "879a2946e2[1].png")
>>146558778
lul
Kotlguy is biased as fuck
Apologize.
>arteezy in charge of using EBLADE
>Shitrekt by slaVP
Fucking beautiful
>>146557971
why did this get deleted
Who is the new janny?
>let's retreat in the most obvious direction
>and let's waste the DP ult for 2 seconds before dying
jesus they're playing so badly
I don't understand why they're making all these moronic elementary mistakes.
Did Secret really have to fuck over the chances of new, more interesting teams to watch only to lose like this?
I'm actually mad right now.
Why would Secret risk their easy TI money with a roster change?
>>146559041
>new, more interesting teams
literally the top 4 of the open quals where teams filled with trash tier players that have been playing pro for atleast like 2 years
>turn on secret game
>they are getting rekt
what
Is Secret back guys?
>>146559106
I would've fucking paid to see Comanche play, but I guess that's next year.
I bet they would've been better competition too. Secret are playing like a 1k MMR team
>>146559091
they placed bottom at like 3 lans in a row there was 0 chance they would get invited.
It was EG that started the roster change anyway
>>146559091
>risk
Universe left them
>shekel donation
>want to watch dota
>csgo is on
>euro 2016
Dude
BULBA THOUhg
>Team Secret kicked again from TI by Virtus Throw
>>146559184
Comanche was Yellow Submarine that won last year's open qualifiers you mong.
>>146554437
>someone fucked up ur mmr
>i-its ok i g-guess
Fuck off, he should actually killed him live.
>bulba networth
lul vp,the scret slayer
>dota shekels
>tide net worth
how can someone be some shit?
>they fell for Team Secret meme
>SWEDEN KEKS
>STILL PLACING WARDS EVEN AFTER THEY WIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I dont understand
how did they lose the lanes so badly
>>146559342
lmao, they knew
That's actually hilarious. With players like bulldog on their team they probably were chatted on steam to put down more wards for predictions.
>>146559356
Arent they suppose to?
>Arteezy isn't on Timber.
>Secret are fucking dogshit
>secret lose to slav team
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE RIGHT...?
