The International 2016 Open Qualifiers
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Previous Thread: >>146484203
how long before grant becomes reddit's guy
Reminder Illidan, aka 2nd highest MMR in the world, builds Manta+Linkens on Medusa
>no /d2g/ carry to support
is this the quarry settling version?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>bkb is so shit that it barely even counters spell casters
>>146514623
Yes
why does icefrog adore storm spirit so much that he feels the need to buff him into broken bullshit every single time he's even slightly bad
>E-EG will lose in the qualifiers
EUcucks
they just KEEP falling for honeypots
played like a fiddle by EG
crashed with no survivors by the UK today
>llama doesn't realize naix lived
wew
lad
>>146514781
Man these sea qualis are actually pretty hype.
>>hyhy
>>fnatic
>>wg.u
>>tnc
>>maybe trust do things?
Like i am actually very excited to see how this ones goes.
Even eu is looking interesting, with nodiggity, ad finem, probably e lab (who did they add since manila?), and all the russian doto competing to embarrass secret.
And there's NA...
>>146514309
Notail and fly are secretly dating.
Remember that.
>>146514478
>>146514605
*2nd highest in eu.
And doesn't his team get steamrolled regularly?
>>146514617
Back to tranny general with you
>>146514550
idk they seem to be split on liking him or hating him
hopefully never
>2 gee dee
ebin
Haha that's three times in a row now that a SHIT twostack has RUINED my chances of winning completely.
Great matchmaking.
Fuck this shit, I'm selling all my cosmetics and getting some REAL games. I'm done playing this garbage.
Tony sacrificed his running for arcana to the meme gods to make sure Brexit happened.
Remember to thank the settler for his sacrifice.
>>146514623
SWEDEN LOST TO FUCKING ARABS
>>146515232
>selling cosmetics during steam sale AND compendium when everyone is itching for money
when will we be free of this cancer bird?
>>146514550
as long as he keeps trashing reddit I couldn't care less
Let's see those predictions bros
Maybe this is old but the community challange new legs strat is another reference to bruno, then by logicbruno new hero incoming
>>146515528
I've got basically the same thing, but swindles team loses to fdl in the peak of their team's nervous breakdown
When do we get UK servers and UK qualifers?
>trying to 3 star the ursa quest
>the enemy team catches on to me doing rosh
>manage to kill a support who manned up and walked in first
>rosh kills me
based big bro never dissapoints me
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
GRANT
POST PREDICTIONS GOYS.
90 MINUTES TILL LOCKDOWN.
Holy shit, it's fucking HOT, man.
It's like 1am and it's over 26.C degrees.
I fuckin' love summer!
>>146515932
/beyondthesummit3
Did E-lab win?
Please say yes, I heard they made it to semi-finals in open qualifiers.
It'd be the first time my country wins a qualifier in any sport
>>146515932
beyondthesummit3
him and maut nips are doing it big time
>>146515947
90 minutes until what?
>>146515947
NA
>DC
>CoL
>EG
EU
>Empire
>Ad Finem
>Escape
CH
>VG.R
>Wings
>IG
SEA
>FNATIC
>Mineski
>White Fries
>>146515360
ROFL WHAT
>>146516010
wow that does not sound like him at all
grant is only good solocasting confirmed
>>146516014
based lebanonanon
they're down 0 - 1 in the finals against Illidan's stack
g'luck
>>146516014
They're down 0-1
Even GH-GOD cannot carry magE
>>146515947
>NA
EG
DC
Com
>EU
Empire
Vega
Alliance
>SE Asia
Fnatic
Mineski
White Fries
>China
VG.r
Wings
EHOME
duocasts are fucking shit tier
Three casters > solo cast > two casters
Even gooks realize this
>>146516014
>the ACTUAL lebanon poster is still here
LMAO NON-WHITES
>>146516307
tasteless + artosis are the exception ?
>>146516102
In spite of these predictions i would love to see shazam take the wildcare over eg.
>>146516414
>tfw you will never cast starcraft with lil' susie back when the fat was only in her boobs
>>146515947
>NA
eg
dc
fdl (swindlez on suicide watch)
>eu
alliance somehow
ad finem
vega
>sea
fnatic
mineski
hyhy's
>china
ehome
vici
vg.r
LLAMA IS CUTE
CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146516210
thank you
>Sweden unironically lost to muslims
>>146516568
we're talking /scv/ llama right?
she's p cute
>>146516014
I'm rooting for you boy
>SWEDES LITERALLY KEKED BY MUSLIMS
>llama cast
didnt want to watch this anyway
>>146516645
>>146516752
what game?
>SVG left Shazam
But how will they have members with only random capital letters in their handles now
>>146516831
E-Lab vs Team Toast
E-Lab won and they're now one bo3 away from becoming the first muslim team to make it to the regional quals
>>146516752
AND THEY SAID LEAVING THE EU WAS A MISTAKE
>losing to muslims
as expected of members of the EU
>he is the nimble navigator
???
>>146516939
IIRC gh-god is christian, I dont remember where I heard it though
>>146517161
BASED AS H*CK
>>146517161
based
>carry naga
Pls god pls bring her back
Reminder that muslim carried this player
>>146516521
Too bad about her face though
>>146517363
but miracle isn't muslim
>>146517363
I thought miracle was christian
ritsu is our guy
>>146517363
>yuros physically cannot stop being cucked by muslims
>>146516521
>pre heroin tasteless
a rarity
>>146517363
Amer is honorary christian desu
> tfw no friends to play dota with
>>146517407
could be worse
>>146517363
reminder that johan the big daddy has already fucked your waifu
>E-Lab even won vs. Kaipi
noice
>>146517458
Amer "Miracle-" Al-Barkaw
seems muslim
>>146517458
>>146517484
>>146517574
Amer Al-Barqawi
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146517667
He's white, I don't see a problem
>>146517574
>Amer
I don't think so pham lam
how do i work out if i'm going to get lp or not?
t. just got muted and need to mentally prepare myself
>>146517628
and before you say "I wish that mic was my dick" I'll add thatwhoops wrong pic ayyy
Was it maut or GrandGrant who just said "Just the tip" about that Lion stun hitting?
>>146517814
>>146517628
>>146517525
Americans are quick to forget that their top team is literally carried by a literal terrorist literally brought in from Pakistan
>>146517887
maut
>>146517630
Johan is gay. Him and fly. Stop this.
>Arcane Ascension
I'm tempted to buy an octarine just to lower shackleshot cooldown
>>146517041
>"Stopping immigration" when you already are a muslim country
great job lads, now the major of your capital city turned white
>>146517920
some say that 4chan never truly recovered when we found out about her teeth
>>146517940
But Fear is American.
>>146518029
>tfw
>>146518102
Fear is bongistan
>>146517940
>>146517363
Sumail mid
Miracle carry
+ 3 other arabs
arab dota could be really scary
Oh, turns out CBS and Roy are christian, no info on gh
What do you guys have?
REMINDER THAT ANY TEAM FEAR IS ON IS AN NA TEAM
HE COULD BE ON A TEAM WITH 4 CHINKS AND IT WOULD BE 100% AMERICAN
So what's going on tonight, DOTARDS?
>>146518198
purge would be the ideal banana-holding-man for that arab team
>>146518198
1. Miracle
2. Sumail
3. w33ha
4. Sonneiko
5. Kuroky
maut is ugly as fuck
Haha this is a nice, fair and balanced game :)
Why even bother playing when matchmaking is still this shit?
How do I play the masketta man?
>>146518472
>>146518472
That's actually a TI winning roster, holy fugg.
>>146518584
every single player in that game is absolute trash
I don't see an issue with them being paired with each other
>i met my favorite streamer
how long till UK dota wins TI lads? ti7?
Is armlet still core on slark?
>>146518472
Wait what the shit, isn't Sonneiko slav?
guys are the magus apex hat and the dark artistry alternate version perfectly identical? what the fuck
>>146518320
>not marmalade
>not accolade
hmm it must belemonade!
>>146519009
no the face part is purple instead of gold
Why the fuck can't I win an AM game vs Sven?
>Beyond the Summit
>>146518957
a russian muslim
>>146518914
probably, tbqh they could just annex all of europe and get all of the best doto players on a handful of teams and finally crush the chink menace.
Could Kaipi have beaten F5?
alright, i got it
>>146519041
oh i see
quality content valve, bravo
Does she even know how Disruption works? Jesus Christ.
At least they made it into semifinals
>>146518914
never
who the fuck is streaming on blitzs channel?
this game is literally going to be dead in less than 24 months unless they start walking back this patch they've been going down for like 4 patches now
99 out of 100 matches are farm lane for 8 minutes and then immediately bash heads 5v5 mid and whoever has the better draft for it wins
its not surprising its come to this
Ricing was nerfed into the ground
Rat was nerfed into the ground
Pushing was nerfed into the ground
Rubberband gold mechanics and AOE gold mechanics however have been barely touched
the result is this 20 minute game fuckfest of boredom where the pool of meta supports hasn't changed in almost 2 years because supports can't be OP with the sole exception of Wyvern
Offlane doesn't exist anymore; It's been replaced by Iron Talon.
Support is barely even a role anymore - wards have massive stock and are cheap as fuck, in addition to the price reductions on boots and couriers and smokes.
This game is literally turning into a steaming pile of garbage, and that's not fucking sustainable.
>>146519423
>post longer than 4 lines
I aint reading that nigga.
>everyone on my team has 1 - 2 kills and 5 - 10 deaths
>i am 6 - 0 ember spirit
>"guys please just fight around me, if you listen to me i swear we will win. you can sit in base and wait until they push high ground if you want just please dont get picked off"
>my offlaner starts telling people to report me, says I shouldn't be farming anymore, that I should just follow the team around even though I have bots
>flames me for not participating in a dive because I tp'd away beforehand "even though he had pinged"
>we lost
Honestly I know I'm going to make it out of this bracket but it's not easy.
vilat talk shit about lootmarket on twitter when they are actually official sponsors
russians
>>146519423
>Offlane doesn't exist anymore; It's been replaced by Iron Talon.
someone explain this, I haven't touched the game in two years now
>>146519489
I'm still in a bracket where people think farming jungle is better than farming lane, and creeps (no heroes, just creeps) beating down our t2s is fine
>>146519654
upgraded quelling
have use mechanic that removes 40% of current hp on all creeps exept ancients ofc
>>146519619
hello lootmarket
>>146519654
get a talon and farm the offlane camp and jungle
after you get some levels you can safely lane, so it's not a suicide lane anymore
the guy is just retarded though, it's way better now
>tfw eat jalapeno chips
>my tongue starts burning
I never asked for this
>>146520050
stupid frogposter
>>146520050
>tfw eat jalapeno chips
>tfw accidentally wipe jalapeno powder into my eyes
is meme magic real?
>>146520050
At least that's probably the only consequence you'll have.
Years of having to take medication have torn down my bacterial flora to the point I can't drink a coffee without feeling acidness all over my stomach
wow amazing we did it reddit
alright guys, who do you pick for offlane when you know youre going to get completely shitted on by the enemy support and it will be otherwise unlanable?
I've always heard arteezy's biggest asset was his ability to farm fast. Pro game casts never focus on him farming though.
What is arteezy's secret?
>>146520050
dumb frogposter
>>146520289
>What is arteezy's secret?
Crashing these teams
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>146520050
>poop my diaper
>room starts to stink
what the FUK
>>146520286
Slardar, orWindwaifu
>>146520289
being lanless
>>146520286
you pick a jungler
>>146520286Omniknight
what is going on in shazam v numba one stunna?
>>146520286
Dark seer, either sit back and collect your dosh or skip the offlane because you can
HAHA FACEIT
ID RATHER HAVE FACESIT
>no esports
>decide to watch street fighter esports
>so racially diverse
why is prodota a white males only club?
>>146520450
why isnt grant taking top billing. how dumb is gorman
>>146520470
I had forgotten about this.
Thanks for the reminder, anon. He'll probably have a FREE offlane.
>>146520490
Jubei's Io shaped fro implies at least some degree of blackfrican americaness.
>that guy is more fired than James
>>146520331
>>146520312
>>146520165
>>146520132
>>146520312
my tongue is stinging this never should've happened
>>146517363
miracle was born in poland and poles can't be muslims
just lost a 20 minute game 1/15/3
I tilted so bad
fuck
>when slark dies, he loses any stacks from essence shift but the stats are not refunded to heroes he hit
For what reason? Both whirling death and arcane orb refund the stats on hero death instantly. Slark gets to make stats disappear for 2 minutes at a time.
based grant telling it like it is
thanks reddit
OUR GUY
IS BACK
>>146520621
this is sick banter
what do I tell my livestreamer to receive this banter in my mpvhole?
>>146520869
HAMMERS = DROPPED
>>146520879
livestreamer has no ability to grab twitch chat, just pop it out and close the tab
fucking NA weeaboos
Yo guys, I don't really know anything about this international battle passes and stuff. Do they drop valuable stuff and can you sell them later on?
I dont really care about skins, since I play at least 3-4 games every day, I thought it'd be a waste if I didnt buy the battle pass and sell the stuff I got later on.
Is it possible? Thanks.
>>146520709
slark has been op for a while now
free heart, free ward detection, free true invisibility, best purge in the game, hes the definition of op
>>146520869
HOLY FUCK
THANKS FOR THE INFO
>lebron's a t2 player
come on man
>>146520985
its possible for you to kill yourself
sneyking has autism
wtf is going on in this game and what rollback are they talking about
>>146521009
Free haste too
But still, the problem is echo sabre+Silver edge change, not slark by himself
>>146520869
BRITISH POUND=SHORT
>>146520869
I missed this guy
>>146521103
in the ro32 a shitstack players didn't get to play their game because admin was a dumbfuck
we're in the ro8 in the middle of the game and the faceit admins decided to rollback and play the games
>>146520961
yes anon, but I don't know which stream, I just got home.
sorry if I asked weird, I was trying to be lolrandumxD
>>146521103
rollback 3 sets because some admin gave a team a free win rofl
>>146521287
FREE?
how is face it so awful
>>146521149
LOL MY COUNTRIES ECONOMY IS GOING TO BE IN THE DUMPSTER IN LESS THAN A DECADE
WHAT DO I DO
:^))))))
>>146521252
>>146521287
lol
gj to the shitstack for forcing this shit, the NA oq seemed kinda boring
>>146521252
?
why not just add them to the next round or something
>>146521476
>NA oq seemed kinda boring
First one was definitely better. Too much of tier 2 got bodied early in the second one.
I'd rather have a cutie snake pet
>>146517628
>thinking Suzy is cuter
You're gay m8
Even with her teeth she's cute as hell.
Not buying UK right now is like not stockpiling Edgevoker treasures.
You'd have to be a fucking retard deaf mute.
>>146518957
His uzbek, not Russian (ethnicity wise)
I would watch this 1v1 showmatch
>that feel when didn't spend any actual money
>>146522180
nobody 1v1s anymore, what happened
>retards unironically think miracle could beat sumail in a 1v1
>>146522228
It's literally impossible to get to level 1000 without spending money.
Reddit did the math.
>>146522456
I said I didn't spend actual money
money from selling CS:GO skins isn't real money
Ritsu and BSJ stacks are playing right now fyi, but no one's streaming it.
>>146514478
If you are trying to git gud do you play ranked or unraked?
>>146522507
so you worked less than minimum wage selling digital items for who knows how many hours
>>146522656
people leaf a lot in unraked
holy fuck reading that thread about the faceit thread is so good
like the reddit tears lmao they're so fucking mad
>I-I-IF THIS WAS SECRET IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
rofl, I wonder when reddit will learn that in the real world not everyone is equal
>>146522656
Download replays of yourself and pinpoint your mistakes
If you have 0 game knowledge, watch an informative stream, or a high mmr player. But try to analyze his movements instead of just staring at the screen and/or listening to his music
>>146522964
>or listening to his music
S A D B O Y S
>>146520869
>>146519489
that happens in every 5k game
tfw used betting odds to make predcitions
who /patrician/ here?
the only thing i was unsure of is VGR>wings>EHOME. there were no odds on any of these teams. It was either that or VGR>EHOME>wings
My picks
EG>DC>complexity
Secret>Alliance>Ad Finem
Fnatic>Warriors Gaming>Mineski
VG.Reborn>Wings>EHOME
>He doesn't think the main VG team is going to qualify
>>146522876
that doesn't justify corruption, and incompetency, you fucking mongoloid.
>20 minutes
>3 kills
if this were any slower it'd be league
>>146523406
they're scared of being stomped by EG again so they're making a game where they stand a remote chance at winning take longer
it's p. sad how absolutely zero teams in the Americas Qualifiers are even remotely on EG's level
>>146523487
there are 0 teams in the real world who are as good as EG either.
>>146523487
you're surprised that a team that has won TI outclasses teams with very little professional experience
??
>>146523040
looks like alfred hitchcock
>It's a the UK stop existing episode
;_;
>>146523639
what will beesa, playing the carry; do?
>>146523639
w-what
Are the scotts and ires declaring theireagerness to be re-conquerednow?
>>146523639
>that feel when UK can't claim to be part of a TI-winning region anymore
When did the qualifier predictions become available? Someone just mentioned it to me that they're locked and apparently they JUST locked.
>>146523924
They opened up last night
>>146524073
so they locked them early?
>>146524261
no they locked them before the start of Regionals, I made that picture last night
>mana bars in spectator mode
Nice
>the union of yuropeon cuckolds is falling apart
neat
TI6 IS TOTES RIGGED
>34 min
>5 - 7
Nadota lads...
is void boys doing it
jesus christ this Shazam game is boring
>>146524583
mss is a literal god tasteless
turning back that fight single handedly
>>146523072
What are you saying? There are some games that can't be won (within reasonable expectations)? I feel like if we could just agree on that, queuing would be a lot less stressful.
Sure, Miracle would have a ridiculous winrate sub-5k, but the way people say "YOU CAN WIN EVERY GAME," it's like they're saying "it's easy, just play perfectly."
>this invoker skin
Not sure how I feel about this being used in a tournament so soon. It feels like the different and less obvious visuals could give a slight advantage.
>>146524880
what are you talking about, its just a reskin
>Durka cast for Fnatic-TNC
>>146524334
Regionals started? The OQ aren't done yet.
>>146524990
The colors are completely different.
>>146525087
yes thats what a reskin is
how does it give an advantage
>tfw it's becoming very likely that a South American team will win the 2nd American qual
>>146524073
>Europe
>no Empire first
cyka
>>146525087
>>146524880
what the fuck are you talking about
its far easier to see the dark purple tornado compared to the default one if thats what your complaining about
patsoul is literally the arteezy of our generation
what do I build on Lion after tranqs?
blink if I can save up or do I build something smaller and get blink later?
>>146525134
It's new and looks different. It's distracting to the opposing team. I highly doubt MSS is using the skin because he thinks it's ebin.
They'll take any advantage possible.
I thought preserving color palettes was important in this game?
So lads, how long till Britain annexes the rest of the EU?
>>146525228
1. This is open qualifiers
2. Patsoul's greatest achievement is getting his account boosted by sandboxing and language abuse.
3. No
how does a team with three chinks qualify as NA anyway
>>146525340
>>146525231
>tranq first item
Don't fall for this meme senpai
Just buy wards and save gold for blink
Blink > force staff/ghost
>>146525358
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Void_Boys
>China trying to sneak into AM qualifiers
Got low priority? I'm your man.
Maintaining over a 75% win rate in low priority over the past month, I am now working as a low priority booster. I will get YOU out of low priority today!
Make your dad proud. play lowpriw/psg
>>146525065
they're done in China and Southeast Asia
how do i get better with lc?
i end up just having a huge amount of last hits but like 4k damage
>people doubting demon dota
TNC is gonna get the invite in SEA. ez
This shit is way more fun than regular dota desu
>Dazzle cancels the TP
good feed shazam
>the shitskin on shazam chokes
lmao
>>146525472
>losing low prio games
what are you dumb or something?
>4 game losing streak
>Suddenly on a team with 4x silver compendium (self included)
TOTALLY NOT FORCED 50 GUYS ;)
>>146525707
Look they even got that guy from Naruto
