Let's talk about speedrunning edition!
SGDQ starts July 3rd.
Stay speedy!
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SAM IS BACK
https://twitter.com/ShowVideoGames/status/746424267374477312
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Hello?!?!?!?!
Lets talking about speedrunning!
What do you think takes more skill?!?! 3D games or 2D games! GO!
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PIE IS GAY
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>>146509618
>he's still with her
The absolute fucking cuck
>>146510350
someone on /r/samandtolki leaked pics of them together a while back
i cant believe it lmao
>>146510350
>>146510590
Reading all that stuff on that subreddit made me aware that Sam is really at fault for not fucking her properly and not treating her very nicely overall.
https://www.twitc
h.tv/skater82297/v/74121157?t=5h49m45s
Why did none of you guys tell me about this?
>>146511589
>its his fault shes a slut
>fucking soneone else instead of bringing up issues with your partner
>ok on any planet
Fuck off now
>>146512745
Tolki is literally a Mormon sexslave, okay, you white male shitlord?
Let it die.
>>146513913
Uyama...
>>146512521
Fuck nut RNG!
let this shit die
>>146514285
Uyama...
I've been in a coma, did clintstevens end up getting the record?
>>146514547
No. He's still 11 minutes away from it.
what does squid think of the brexit?
>>146515057
why are you posting this here and not to him somewhere else
>>146512521
I tried last thread, but it was deleted before you read it I'm sure.
>>146515057
>>146512521
>https://www.twitc
>h.tv/skater82297/v/74121157?t=5h49m45s
The crying, amazing
mega man x desu
Reminder that I've found the love of my life
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746183386369228800
>>146517506
Stay the fuck away from women like this. My god she makes poor decisions.
>>146517873
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746496992726093824
What do you mean poor decisions? Don't you want to get into a 24 hour skype call with me?
>>146518075
Don't you want to pay for literally everything while I scour the internet for the guy I'm leaving you for?
>>146517506
>24h skype call
what
the
fuck
fucking cuck
Talk about fucking speedrunning you fucking fucks or get the fuck out!!
>>146518075
and i thought the squid clique had problems
>>146518413
no one's running and no one wants to talk about skater.
>>146518543
http://speedrun.tv/team:srg
>>146515314
switch rta and art
>>146518836
>http://speedrun.tv/team:srg
look at what they're playing.
>>146518965
5 speedrun streams
>>146518965
What's wrong with Super Mario Bros 3? Pretty good speed game if you ask me~! :3c
>>146518413
I'm learning a game rn
>>146519185
Yeah, I actually take it back. That's a more entertaining run than I thought it would be.
>>146519185
*holds right*
*jumps*
>>146519185
*waits for autoscrollers to finish*
>>146519278
What is it?
>>146519878
Baten Kaitos any%
It's dumb but I promised myself I'd do at least one run this year and I've a lot of time and few responsibilities rn
>>146520013
good luck!
>>146520127
Thanks
reminder to sit up straight
>>146520689
He looks like Saartjie Baartman.
>>146520689
I was slouched back because i'm drunk, but because of your reminder i'm sitting up straight now! Thanks senpai!
>>146520689
that girl has some thick booty, not gonna lie
pykn u and these fags are not srg, none of you speedrun
How has Duke managed to make FNV so unfun to watch
>>146522416
not relevant
yeah fuck this retarded shit im about to go live right now
/wit u know the rest idiots
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/746505797757173760
Nancy is with Cheese and she is going to fuck him
>>146523517
Is there someone she hasn't fucked?
>tfw when you will never fuck a speedslut
Where are all the muslim terrorists when you need them?
>>146523517
doesn't that cheese guy live in like india or some shit?
>>146523517
Does cheese not know she has herpes
>>146524317
spain. lived in trinidad and tobago
is she going to fuck cheese o fniure? can someone explain? why would she make a stop in spain?
>>146525168
Cheese is in Cincinnati, flew to the US for SGDQ
>>146509618
>She doesn’t deserve any of the nasty things some people say about her. She is still one of my best friends in the whole world and I love her
my cucking god
>>146525168
>or
what do you mean by this?
>>146525995
>Something that's been going on for months
>read up on it yesterday
![J9rcPUk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RE2GPPV.png "J9rcPUk[1].png")
>>146525995
This thread sucks right now. It makes me glad that TaylorTot is live with high quality speedrunning-related content!
https://twitter.com/GarrisonSRL/status/746456582024626176
>>146527146
trihex....garrison...
why do these people make terrible, terrible decisions when it comes to women?
...is it for our entertainment?
>>146527029
TaylorTot is a loser (Cronikeys here)
>>146527330
>terrible, terrible decisions
Worked for Cosmo
>>146525307
>going to SGDQ
haha what a fag
>>146527146
will this go as well as him becoming a professional streamer did?
At least taylor doesn't use a mic. TTYD is a comfy game.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
can someone mathematically formalize the fastest any% speedrun? i don't know anything about automata, but i'm guessing someone would say something like there's a certain state of a machine (or set of states) that we would define as the beginning of the speedrun and there's another certain state (or set of states). the fastest speedrun would be the shortest sequence of states that take you from the beginning to the end so there's always a shortest speedrun?
>still no snuggy pie ttyd streams
>>146527878
(You)
![YCqAn6B[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/QTNtKxK.gif "YCqAn6B[1].gif")
>>146527395
>>146527878
this is a dumb post
if you're trying to be "deep" you have failed
>>146528306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>146528306
i was wondering how someone would show that there is a shortest speedrun or that there isn't
>>146528668
shortest depends on the game
a TAS is essentially meant to be the fastest the game can go if that's what you're asking about
>>146528793
i don't know if it depends on the game. if i take something as the beginning of a speedrun and something else as the end (like the first frame on 1-1 of smb as the beginning and the frame in which you beat bowser as the end), is there a shortest time that can't be beaten? why? i'm pretty sure there is but i don't know what the argument would be
>>146527878
No, only a small amount of games would have a run that is the fastest, since often multiple methods or inputs lead to the same result, e. g. shielding while backwalking in OoT which usually has no effect. So since there are multiple runs with the same length, there can be no single fastest run. But there can of course be a fastest speedrun:
Let n, x, y be natural numbers.
A binary input is an x-tuple over {0,1}.
A game is a pair of a function that assigns each pair of binary input and y-tuple a y-tuple and a natural number.
A speedrunnable game is a 3-tuple of a game and 2 game(2)-tuples over {0, 1}.
An any% speedrun F of a speedrunnable game G is an n-tuple of binary inputs so that G(1)(F(n)(...G(1)(F(1)(G(2))) = G(3).
A fastest any% speedrun of a speedrunnable game is an any% speedrun of minimum length.
>>146529491
if there wasn't you could keep cutting off frames, until you would finish in negative time
>>146529491
>>146529597
you mean the absolute fastest run that current exists?
probably one of those split second runs like clue
>>146529597
i think this is what i was looking for but i'm dumb, never dealt with automata and got lost at trying to visualize '3-tuple of a game and 2 game(2)-tuples over {0, 1}'
>>146530579
it's supposed to be (Game, starting state [n-tuple], ending state [n-tuple, same n])
but to be fair I only wrote this post out of pure boredom and any actual mathematician would ridicule me for writing in such an unintuitive manner and there is absolutely no use to it
u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
In case you forgot how batshit insane Narcissa is
http://pastebin.com/aGZUjcMu
>>146533287
i wonder whether he misses how much people genuinely liked him back in the day when he did his best to act normal. also why did it become a tranny and started to act like this at the same time? how come he didn't act as an insufferable weirdo before?
>>146534267
because he lost everything - his girlfriend, his WRs, NWC...
might as well do whatever you wanted to try in your life if you're starting from scratch
>>146534267
>painted nails
>paid for his gf women study classes
>didn't act as an insufferable weirdo before
Besides, serg called her a queen long before it became mainstream.
as long as srg is still alive, i have a place to post about how much i hate myself and want to die when i'm drunk.
>>146534491
we love you slayerkun
>>146534491
i want to die a lot more than normal rn to be honest
>>146534571
not more than me i'm literally homeless right now.
>>146534619
i didn't want to turn it into a contest, but that sounds pretty shitty
>>146534728
im sorry you can want to die more than me if you want.
>>146534806
no it's fine, you probably do want to die more than me anyway
Has anyone here actually ever run anything?
I tried running Tomb Raider once but then looked up other runs and people were using glitches and I immediately stopped caring and gave us.
I just wanted to play fast. But other people were breaking the game and looking up routes and glitches on google.
What a joykill.
>>146535240
thinking about running gravity rush remaster if i like it enough after i finish it.
>>146534267
>how come he didn't act as an insufferable weirdo before?
There's some very good reasons:
1) He's smarter than everyone
2) He's way ahead of everyone
3) He's more educated than everyone
4) He keeps up with everything (no one even knows about it)
5) He does so much reading and research
6) He's worth it
7) He's above it all
>>146535240
why did breaking the game matter to you
honestly that's basically all that keeps me interested in speedrunning
Could you take my picture? 'Cause I won't remember!
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
When did it become a NO FUN ALLOWED event?
>>146536250
agdq 2014
>>146535552
Felt like it cheapened it.
It's suddenly not about how fast you can do the game. It's about learning the glitches.
>>146536250
when they started caring more about how their image might make retards not donate and they can groom more sponsors
>>146535240
and gave us what
>>146536250
since Crash Bandicoot 2
>>146536378
and seeing how fast you can perform the glitches and the rest of the game
>>146536250
>Charity event to be watched by shitloads of normies
>Shitload of aspie speedrunners who don't understand basic social norms
>SJW's ruin everything
If there weren't super strict rules the entire thing would be a glorious clusterfuck, which would be great for us but not so good for the charities
>>146536967
who is us
>>146537104
fuck off /srg/
>>146537104
Sorry I thought this was 4chan
>>146536250
>Your identity must be easily discerned and your face visible.
Aviators crew here we goooooooo
>>146536250
>Unattended items will be removed immediately.
FUCK now i have to bring my consoles with me to the bathroom
>>146536250
all of that seems reasonable to me. but at the end of the day they're just going to do whatever they like. i don't think any of those rules would justify kicking gamepro011
also how come that part of the speedrunning community ended up managing the gdq? are they the majority? a lot of major speedrunners don't seem like they would give a shit about autists being autists. how come, say, goose and his friends didn't end up managing the gdq?
>>146536383
they don't give a fuck about sponsors. remember GDQs are ran by literal children who have no business sense and ban anyone who tried to help them on the forums because of ego reasons.
>>146540645
no they do, they just won't disclose any info on it because why would they, aka the last sentence
the end of an era, lads
>>146541795
fighting the good fight. fuck gdqs. they shouldn't have anyones runs. every speedrunner should request to have their run taken down from gdq youtube and put it on their own.
>>146527146
Thank you Mr. Garrison.
>donates $500 to cheese
>asks for $1000 to visit sweden
What could it mean?
>>146542281
1/10 made me reply.
>>146536250
>Bathroom Policing.
What the fuck is this? I guess you can't tell tranny freaks like cosmo they can't be in the women's bathroom?
>>146543403
>casual racism
damn....
>>146527685
Too bad he is shit
cute boys make for the best catgirls
>>146509618
>r/samandtolki still exists
>jumpyluff trying to control the jak leaderboard despite having no connection to the game at all
>>146544876
>squid is still trying to control srg despite being above it all
>>146545379
good, funny post
>>146541795
What an idiot. His runs are property of GDQ LLC.
Friendly reminder that this old WR is the most influential of all Wrs.
>>146546227
But it's shit, even with the strats available at the time?
>>146546293
No.
>>146546361
What do you mean no? It is.
>>146542281
Actual word
Chibi....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXZmtFXIEuo
>>146548954
somethingautistic.ca
>>146549310
just want to point out the dude with the head feathers' sitting positions on that chair are actually impossible
>>146548783
me irl
>>146548783
Let's all wish him a happy birthday!
So, you guys know show video games actually posted something?
https://twitter.com/ShowVideoGames
>>146548954
What a speedrun.
>>146550207
our thread got deleted last time that got posted
>>146550207
did you know this has nolthing at all do do with speedrunning?
>>146550207
Only the first post in this thread my man
>>146550207
what a coincidence I literally visited his twitter an hour before he posted that
>>146548783
I wonder if he'll try to suicide drinking a shot of bleach again...
>>146540645
will sgdq have a humble bundle this year? not having one for agdq costed them like a quarter million in donations. pretty big deal.
>>146541795
alright lads do we
a) download this each for their own
or
b) one person with good internet downloads it and puts it on mediafire or something like that?
Bertin stream meme maker
late night harvester
speedrun
.tv/moephistopheles
It's kinda coincidental how like in most games pigs are evil
>>146552351
>two years ago
I'm getting old
>>146552472
same :/
>>146546293
Imagine being so retarded that you think 1:44 is shit.
Imagine being so retarded that you think.
It's 4am and I'm high. What stream should I watch?
>>146555187
anime
>>146555542
I know I shouldn't find this funny since he made this for fat fetishes to get off on. But daym that nigga. Got anymore?
>>146555923
haha just for laughs am I right
>>146555923
>Wait, someone got vids of when me and my boys use to do protein chugs from college for bets and past days when we/I was bored or me just to be silly and act like we were super huge & altered some of them?
>>146556386
this is why i love serg
m_
>>146556386
>>146555542Fapped
tfw no witwix stream
>>146556386
does he even fucking lift at this point? or just take weightgainers for the hell of it? that seriously can't be health for you
Does SM64 have the largest concentration of shitty players that think they're good? People like flippy that constantly belittle players like Biinny and chrism despite being minutes behind the world record in every category himself.
>>146559612
>that seriously can't be health for you
Why do you think is he always in the hospital and always sick?
>>146559785
It takes more skill and effort to get a 1:45 in SM64 than it does to get a world record in nearly all other speedgames.
People who don't run SM64 tend to get confused about how the skill ceiling works.
>>146559785
avoid flippy and gothic like the plague
>>146556386
>this is considered a 10/10 in the usa
>>146560017
>implying large jon isn't a 10/10 bull in europe
>>146560532
>tfw jon won't come to ESA although you have already paid for your wife's attendance
>>146560604
first NASA now ESA. he keeps getting his shitty golf game accepted into the marathons but doesn't show up. does he do this so he can keep complaining about not getting the game in a real marathon like a GDQ?
>>146561402
yes. how is he supposed to supersize his channel if he's not in the most popular marathon?
Do you guys still like me here?
>>146563851
No and we never did
TMR is streaming some hot gameplay again.
https://www.rockstarwarehouse.com/store/tk2rstar/en_US/pd/productID.307121600
>>146565940
Why did you link this
Why do people call SM64 a meme when it's clearly the best speedgame?
*pregnancy shames you*
When did GDQs become the queens of progressiveness. Holy shit it's like reading a Tumblrian's rules for their blog
Let's see what's on Nicovideo right now :)
>Twilight Princess
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 3
>Twilight Princess
>Pokemon FRLG
>Donkey Kong Country 3
>The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
>Dragon Quest 3
>Twilight Princess
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 1
>Dragon Quest 2
>Paper Mario
>Donkey Kong Country
>Dragon Quest 5
>Donkey Kong 64?
>Pokemon Yellow
>Panel de Pon
>Final Fantasy 8
>Sunshine
>The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
>Dark Souls
>Derby Stallion
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 3
>Terraria
>Dragon Quest 7
>>146543403
How I hate that disgusting woman. Why is she still alive?
>>146548783
What an amazing life
reminder that uyama is our boi and jumped from this sinking ship before it was too late
>>146566849
Uyama...
GET IN THERE
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv267686497
I'm jerking off with above it all playing in the background
Just thought some of you would find that interesting
>>146567451
go away narcissa
>>146566628
Nothing wrong with pregnancy as long as it's a mixed baby
>>146567062
>not using speedrun.tv/nico
>>146570412
fuck cronikeys
>ywn shave cronikeys bald in her sleep
>>146570509
I hope to someday!
>>146570412
does it let you watch without logging in?
some streams are missing, it should have all of these: http://live.nicovideo.jp/search?keyword=RTA&kind=tags
slayer stream DOOM 4/2016
What did I miss?
>>146571524
Ok I know Ill just get memes but what is the deal with Medievil? I remember playing the first one on ps1 years ago and it was pretty fun. Why is it such a big meme on here? Do people speed run it? How would you even speed run the game?
>>146573547
it's a guy forcing it so more people run the game
>>146571196
monhun tas
medievil tas
>>146536250
wow look it's the communist manifesto
Speedrun event of the YEAR in progress, the mario 602 race on SRL
the medievil race on srl
We in there! (Sorry for the shitty cap, I didn't get a screen capture with a better layout, I was to excited).
>you will never go on a cross-country adventure with Cronikeys
Just kill me senpai
>>146518447
>using skype
does no1 know about the memory leak?
>>146573838
desu i tried to learn it and it was boring so now i just post medi to bump this dead ass thread
>>146579275
thanks for the late response!
>>146579349
no problem friendo
>>146510258
source?
>>146579914
Personal experience.
>>146579914
thanks for the late response!
>>146580070
Never fucking reply to me again unless you plan on contributing to the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoC7O4bD5Hw
>>146580139
Whinefags out
A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh
>>146581351
*banshee screeches*
yo pykn when will you do your MGSV speedrun commentary?
slayer stream >>146574281
please (actually want to watch that friend, at least do me a commentary whenever you're done)
hot pace rn
https://www.twitc
h.tv/vorpal
yo nkr when will you post medievil
>>146583404
thanks for the late response!
did someone already attempted to run the new Quake episode?
missed it by a second LOL
Lickaroo List : soe, kffc, luna, pyat, mayushii
in the end death sleeps with all our wives. death makes us all cucks
>>146586694
"If I never marry, I shall never be a cuckold." -Francois Rabelais, 1546
*sticks dick in srg*
>>146587996
you think it's funny to post pictures like this? keep laughing at me.
this is naji. which of you mario64 cucks posts in here? ,om
>>146588707
literally who
>>146588707
literally
w
h
o
>>146588707
hey whats up man its me KannonlessKing
Haven't watch speedrunning since the last GDQ. Can someone spoon feed me the latest memes/drama?
>>146596741
Sam, the Mormon cuck, has returned.
Will Narcissa be at SGDQ 2016?
>>146601231
No.
>>146601429
Why not though?
