Deadpop Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>Asimov is too hard for /vg/
>Comdom
>snakes confirmedwhen you code it
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
First for fuck duny
2nt for remove silicons WHEN
Last time on /ss13g/
>People finally realize just how shitty /vg/station has become
Fourth for snakes.
Okay, I tried to make it less OC donutsteel.
Suggestions? Colors too drab? Does it atleast resemble something gun-like this time?
>>146371595
Part 2/2
[04:25:47]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@136,365,5) As Rootspeak : Yes
[04:38:36]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@230,207,1) As Galactic Common : I acquired a memory when I drank some blood recently of a good wheelchair in the chapel
[04:38:38]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@230,207,1) As Galactic Common : Could you move me near that?
[04:38:40]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@230,207,1) As Galactic Common : So I could use it?
[04:39:12]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@206,198,1) As Galactic Common : Thanks
[04:39:21]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@201,197,1) As Galactic Common : In return for the favor
[04:39:25]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@199,196,1) As Galactic Common : I should warn you
[04:39:35]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@199,195,1) As Galactic Common : Reica has chloral autoinjectors, it's how she killed the Vox I have the memories of
[04:41:48]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@232,245,1) As Galactic Common : Just for the record, I ahve no sympathy for you, Reica. I drank some blood that had interesting memories of you...
[04:44:57]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@230,208,1) As Galactic Common : I should like to testify, if you accept blood memories
[04:45:16]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@214,208,1) As Galactic Common : I have the memories of one of your victims, Reica. Diona drink blood to acquire them!
[04:47:07]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@216,206,1) As Galactic Common : You are a dangerous murderer, so it is fair
[04:48:13]EMOTE: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@232,239,1): <B>Reica Carter</B> seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
>>146371508
>muh pomf
I mean I'm glad the server has been up for all this time but I really wish people stopped with this meme of glorifying pomf.
Like just give your donation and be quiet about it.
>>146371648
that is shit
>>146371648
Wew
Metagrudgin's back on the menu boys
Grab your old corpse and grab your murderer's throat
We in it now
>>146371648
This guy was killed by me as a Vox, came back as an unrelated Diona and went straight to the stashed weapon I used - later killing me with it, which I did not use to kill anybody else in that round
What gives?
>>146371624
>compression artifacts
God damn it.
>>146371729
>wah i got muh balids cut short!!!
You're a shitter, reica.
[04:56:40]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): Were you killed by Reica Carter before? Like before being a diona person
[04:56:57]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): Yeah, but my old body was provided to me so I drank the blood out of it - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[04:57:23]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): Well this is uncharted waters desu.
[04:57:44]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): Did you look for it or was it presented to you?
[04:57:45]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): Yeah, I would've ahelped to confirm if you were online then, if you check the logs I even did say "hey mustard you awake?" - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[04:57:52]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): Presented to me, I was grown to drink it - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[04:57:55]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): Oh yeah I was gone
[04:58:07]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): The other Vox found my body, grew a diona and fed the corpse to it - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[04:58:14]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): Because Vox have no cloner - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[04:59:01]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): This is a shakey situation. Diona are supposed to be different people even though they take "memories" and "skills" from other people they succ.
[05:00:26]ADMIN: MOD: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison) : reica kills kurfurst, vox trader grows a diona and feeds the kurfursts old body to it so kurfurst gains the memories of his old "self"
[05:01:01]ADMIN: MOD: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison) : but when you steal blood you get a message saying you steal memories and shit like that if i don't remember wrong
[05:01:10]ADMIN: MOD: DragonBro/(Percy Felfeather) : So, either we call him out on it, and kill what little RP elements diona have left that's never used besides to murder your murderer
>>146371736
The magazine looks fucked up
Needs to be like, more uniform in the way it curves I think
I dunno
>>146371736
The magazine looks a bit weird
>>146371774
Are you serious? I killed them fair and square, then they magically went to where I stashed the murder weapon and killed ME with it after coming back as a diona
That's complete garbage
Last one
[05:01:50]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): Well, tell you what, Mustard, I think you should just go to Nuke over it for an official ruling. And if you're not certain yourself, I don't see a reason to issue a ban. For my part, I'll avoid those waters until we have an official ruling. Sound good? - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[05:02:28]ADMIN: MOD: DragonBro/(Percy Felfeather) : I'm askin probe
[05:02:35]ADMIN: MOD: DragonBro/(Percy Felfeather) : Just so we can get a headmins opinion
[05:02:56]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): I hate to try to urge you on, but I have work to go to, it's 7AM here, and I don't want to pop off if you have more questions. - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[05:03:06]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): I wasn't planning on banning you before I talked to nuke and he turned out to be afk. I talked to dragonbro a bit and I'd rather not touch this situation because there are RP elements involved and I don wanna kill that but then again it is kind of bullshit that a simple proccess of stealing blood from a corpse allows a diona to get revenge from their old murderer.
[05:03:40]ADMIN: HELP: Kurfurst/(Roots): You know, since you can clone someone and they get revenge from old murderer, etc - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[05:03:43]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Kurfurst/(Roots): I personally don't like that idea but like I said, this is p new desu.
how to spot a shit borg
>grab food, any food
>use a pen on it, rename it to "cryptographic sequencer"
>"attack" a borg with it
Do they magically stand still silently? Shitter. Eat the food in front of it.
Do they run away and later security comes after you? Good borg. Keep that food in your pocket so you can scream "JUST A PRANK BRO" to sec.
>>146371873
>>146371921
>the only points are now magazine
Success.
I'll try to make the magazine seem more natural in a moment.
>>146371648
>>146371849
>>146371940
Does this mean we can watch for people getting killed as a ghost, then become a diona and run to the guy that got murdered so we can collect our valids?
What a beautiful time we live in.
>>146371979
What if the borg went still to type *buzz at ya for smackin it with a plate of spaghetti?
>>146371995
This means if you nig memories from a corpse and can RP it out, you can get your valids.
>>146371929
>be a complete shitter that does his best to ruin medbay and get his valids every round
>read people being glad that you got shat on
>"are you serious???"
mikecari tier
>>146371995
Only if you knew where the corpse was IC
So if the detective brought in a ghosted body for you to blood, then you could be like a bloodhound
>>146371929
desu if you lose track of where a body is you should EXPECT the person to come back (usually cloned though) and fuck you
>>146372071
>[04:38:36]SAY: Roots/kurfurst (@230,207,1) As Galactic Common : I acquired a memory when I drank some blood recently of a good wheelchair in the chapel
>i killed the vox nowhere near the chapel
>i did not take the bird to the chapel
>i stashed the wheelchair in the chapel, which he observed as a ghost and beelined for
quality
>>146372045
yeah sure
5 seconds to type say *buzz
>>146372128
Where did you hide the body?
>>146372161
I didn't hide the body at all, they didn't get cloned
They came back as a diona
>>146372194
You just left the body out?
lel, quality antagonist work
>>146372128
Who cares? Fuck you Reica.
>>146371624
We already have a perfectly good SMG. Are we short on guns or something?
>>146372272
You have absolutely no defense for someone metagaming like that
>>146372439
Who ever said I was defending anyone you retard?
>>146372281
It's a shitty 9mm SMG that no one makes because assault rifle is superior in every way to it.
layers fixed when
celt removed when
>>146372536
Don't forget that the SMG is very late in the combat tree and requires diamonds for some reason when ARs are just iron and glass.
How come the only antags that get powered crossbows are the ones that aren't allowed to actually use it?
>>146372750
They are allowed to use it but it's like layered threat response.
Station spots you, isn't aggressive? Proceed.
Station spots you, is aggressive, but doesn't want to harm you directly? Flee.
Station is aggressive, wants to harm you, but not kill you? Crossbow.
If crew wants to kill you as raider, you're allowed to kill them too, but you're supposed to avoid it and disengage when possible and be non-lethal.
How's the magazine look now?
>>146373038
Why is it a different colour?
>>146373358
So you can clearly see if the magazine is inserted or not by just looking at colors.
Also while I wanted the gun to look uniform in colors I didn't want it to be 1 solid color either.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2614
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2614
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2614
Diona Nymph blood stealing poll very important
>>146373703
I think diona that was injected with corpse blood is fair game, but random diona? It's a no-no.
I think that non-roundstart dionas should be valid
why do we have to suffer the niggers?
>>146374182
Why DO we have to?
Honestly everyone should be valid.
You're all assholes anyways.
>>146373703
>the only time ARPEE matters is when it's a matter of more validz
like pottery, or something like that
I wish you could upload and stream your own music selected from the juke box.
And just have a feature like that Plug.DJ that allows you to skip the song if it's ear bleeding enough or something the clown plugged in.
>latejoin an empty medbay in a high pop round
>cloning and chemistry stocked, cryo has an ok mix
>find a lone greyshirt in surgery fiddling with heads, they've been doing everything
>they leave
>catbeast pops out of the cloner, keeps asking why it's a cat
>realize what happened
>ask who they were and what they were
>begin killing them so I can clone them in their original species
>Catbeast says, "y-you f-fuc-cking v-val-lid fuck"
Seriously?
>>146374386
You probably should've specified considering catbeasts are valid and he came to a pretty logical conclusion that you're just a cunt, considering everyone on this server is just a cunt.
>>146374386
Hope you took him straight to the kitchen
>>146374482
>>146374386
>Catbeasts complaining that they get killed when it is allowed and even encouraged
>People who get upset that they get framed by a traitor
How is it possible to rage so hard while playing this shit game?
>>146374482
this desu
everyone's a cunt
even if you start off a nice happy lad, you'll end up a bitter angry cunt, just like every nice happy person thats ever come here
/vg/ ruins people
>>146374568
Sawbones is a nice happy lad.
>>146374660
sawbones is a good actor
more than likely, he's on yahir-levels of depression
lotsa people are yahir-tier bitter cunts who used to be nice happy lads
even yahir used to be a nice happy lad
>>146374568
sounds like projecting bruv
i'll have you know i've been playin this game for four years and since then i've picked up heavy drug abuse and turkey mutilation as it's the only way i can truly feel alive because my friends are very cold and when the hands are cold the blood is not pumping at optimal doof doof doof procedures(??) yes.
>>146374760
yahir was never happy
>>146374495
No I cloned them.
The whole point of why I did that was to spare them (and maybe medbay) of lynching by validhunters.
They went braindead not 5 minutes after, too.
No bully honest opinions onlypls.
>>146374568
I'm still happy aftertechnically [/spoiler ]years of SS13 anonhappy with the game I mean, I'm miserable in every other part of my life.
>>146374843
>those magazine sprites
WHAT THE FUCK
>rage cage is made
>ai doesn't like rage cage
>rage cage turned into a comfy cage
>comfy cage explodes violently, killing everyone
ss13 okay
>>146374843
Sock magazine?
>>146374953
>>146374970
It's hard to make curving stuff in 32x32.
>>146375124
Then don't do it
>>146374970
>>146374953
Have another sock because I forgot one.
>>146375159
But how do I underline that it's THE FUTURE without curves?
>>146375227
Try with this
>>146375227
Exceptionally terrible.
Also this is kinda nitpicky by that color is p shit
PROTECTRON SKIN FOR BORGS FUCKING WHEN?
FALLOUT-THEMED SS13-LIKE GAME FUCKING WHEN?
>>146375227
>>146375456
>>146374843
Where will it even appear? There's already a SMG in the protolathe, so the only way this'll ever be added is as another Summon Guns exclusive with piss-poor chances of ever showing up.
>>146375483
Never
But hey make a robo sprite inspired by whatever anime is around or obscure Japanese game and watch it get implemented.
>>146375660
So that's where all the retarded hair and skins come from!
I thought they were original because of their crappiness.
>>146375483
Reference overflow, try again later.
We already have some power armor coded, but there's so much spawnable shit that nobody knows it all.
>>146375745
Blame Niggly.
Our main spriter a weeb faggot that is most remembered for playing a librarian crossdresser.
>>146375483
Now that you've posted thatVery soon
>finally get antag after all this waiting
>it's vampire
really
>>146376168
exchange pomfcoins for higher antag rolls instead of hoarding them, idiot
>>146375562
Why not put it in the protolathe as well? Variety never hurts.
How do you like the socks now, guys?
Is ERP allowed yet?
I've got lots of fun characters saved to play as.
>>146376168
ICKY OCKY
>>146376556
meet me in dorms in 5,vox talonjob ty
>>146376464
It's shit.
Look at >>146375456 's. That's how it should be.
>find syndicate uplink artifact
>use it
>Double-Crosser you'll pay for that
>it explodes
>get revived
>go to RD outpost
>meaty whores hit me
>almost die
>get saved again
>stayed alive to see 2k16 dumbest vampire
xenoarchs are made to suffer
Why couldn't we telesci the clown out?
He was on the derelict I think, but the teleporter wouldn't take him for some reason
>>146376681
>vampire walks up to the kitchen
>eats an entire Flammkuchen
>screams and falls over
and that is how we found out it was vamp
>>146376681
How do you see so far? My mesons when excavating don't do that.
>>146376681
don't bully
>>146376818
i was sitting in a janicart
>QM asks me to follow him
>Takes me to the roid
>KNow he's gonna try some shit
>eye flashes and cable cuffs me
>run into a 1 tile wide hallway and use my mime powers to make a wall
>uncuff myself
>Keep reapplying wall so he can't get to me
>eventually he gives up and leaves
>stockpile donk pockets for a space walk
>pass out after a couple of seconds because lol hypothermia
>Get teleported back to station and cloned
>watch the vampire burn in the chapel
Mimes are NOT easy targets!
>>146376830
Disable Parallax
>>146376464
Because it'll be competing in a niche that's contested enough as it is? I mean, what would it do that the current SMG can't beyond acting s a reference?
>>146375483
We have securitron skins, they're pretty good
friendly reminder, with fixed pic
>>146377064
>I mean, what would it do that the current SMG can't beyond acting s a reference?
A giant, inaccurate 10 round burst?
Being different caliber other than a meme 9mm?
>>146376631>vox talonjobnice to see people with good taste
Updated version.
How is this for a sock sprite?
They would serve as shoes, warmer and better for hanging on the chimney.
>>146378324
put this in just for chuckles
>>146378324
Why is that sock full of cigarettes?
>>146378324
They work like shoes but don't protect from glass on the floor. They keep you warmer and the stun from slipping on wet floors is shorter
>omg gun wiz that's so dumb
>omg gun vamp that's so dumb
>omg gun ling that's so dumb
>omg revs not using melee for true lynch mobs that's dumb
>omg raiders using tasers wtf
Remove guns?
>>146378612
People want antags to be doing it the hardest way possible but complain when they inevitably die and call them a bad antag.
It is just memeing, ignore faggots.
>>146378612
That's not a dumb idea. People would get more robust that way
>>146378612
It pretty much goes against the game mode.
Why have wizards and vampires and lings and revs? Why not make them all just "traitors" since people don't care about entering in the character?
I wish sawbones would turn off antag
>Hear over comms that Sawbones is going full murderboner
>PDA him; "Is it true? Lets show our unlocked PDAs to each other"
>I run into him in the corridor
>He just stuns and murders me without a word
What is the fucking point of murdering fellow syndicate agents when it isn't double-agent? Fuck me.
>its a sawbones lowpop murderboner episode
so robust ecks dee
Deliberately not following the objectives as an antag and just going for muh valids should be treated with an antag-job ban.
That pickpocket glove buff is pretty hilarious
>>146378875
get fucked
the only antags that should work together are lings and raiders
if i see you wanting to meme ebin syndicate super bros i'll parapen you and grab your TC's for myself
when sawbones is antag
>>146377997
You mean like the other automatics and their inaccurate bursts? And caliber doesn't actually mean anything ingame anyway, the 9mm rounds actually do MORE damage than the 12mm rounds. Look it up in the code.
>>146378927
"antags should antag how I want"
>>146373038
Gucci shit, looks much better now
>>146378953
shut up bones you should get banned
>>146378927
No it really shouldn't
>>146378953
>lings
No, those actually have a reason to betray each other since absorbing another ling lets you steal all his evolution points. The average ling is just too cowardly to consider doing so.
>>146371736
It's ok but the magazine looks like a literal banana stuck into the gun
>>146379010
What is purpose of a cult game mode if cultists just went in killing sprees and didn't care about their objetives? Or Nuke Ops didn't care about setting up the nukes? Or any other game mode for that matter? Or a changeling that doesn't absorb?
Objectives are objectives for a reason.
>>146378972
Name me one gun other than gatling that does 10 round burst.
>>146379267
team antag is different than normal solo antag
unless everyone agrees to fuck around, you shouldn't.
>>146379267
The difference between nukeops/cult and changelings/traitors/vampires is that the round isnt hindered if you decide to antag a certain way or not
dont compare fucking apples to oranges
>>146379394
Yes but you literally gain nothing by murdering other agents.
It even makes the situation worse for you as you remove someone who can take the heat off of you.
It is like camping arrivals. You gain nothing by just murdering arrivals.
>>146378697
>it's just memeing
Why do people often turn a blind eye to the community being stupid and petty by saying it's just shitposting or memes? I'm fairly sure it's NOT a joke.
>>146379445
youre a idiot
you get the other traitors items and everything in their backpack
you remove someone who could potentially backstab you
admit it, youre just fucking salty you got fucked over
>>146379268
I didn't see the "10 round" part, although that does tempt me to note that there's probably a reason why that's the case. If you have the original FO in mind, I'm almost positive that one such burst would expend 2/3 of your ammo at once- for a chance for MAYBE hitting with two or three shots.
It would be little more than a gimmick weapon.
>>146379660
>I'm almost positive that one such burst would expend 2/3 of your ammo at once- for a chance for MAYBE hitting with two or three shots.
Exactly.
Post prized memories.
>>146379959
>>146379959
I can't remember much anymore
It hurts too much when I think as hard as I used to
>>146379913
So its only purpose would be to make idiots waste minerals making more ammo when they waste it all in one burst.
Not exactly the best way to convince people this would be worth adding.
>>146380347
oh man I remember those synthflesh tree that you could mutate to grow butts. I miss things like that.
>>146379959
>>146380532
Snow map never
>>146379959
>>146379959
>>146381660
>>146381802
>>146380445
But imagine the damage if all 10 bullets hit.
>>146382025
Clown-Chaplain wasn't a great gimmick, but I still had fun with it
And another round that I got this my objectives were to kill myself and die gloriously.
>>146380483
I remember there was like 3 of those kinds of plants, one for meat, one for brains, and the one for butts. why were they removed? they would be great if we make them exotic plants. we have vox chiken tendie plants, why not make lots of other "organ" plants?
>>146379959
>>146379959
>>146375950
>Main spriter
I'm flattered but I am most definitely not a 'main spriter'
>>146379959
>>146383096
More like a man splitter
>>146375950
>>146383096
>>146383590
Which spriter do you main in Spriter Fighter?
>>146371417
How hard would it be to code scalping?
>>146383681
Myself.
>>146379959
>>146374843
Please stop "spriting", these are awful in any context and even worse trying to put them into SS13. It just does not fit.
>>146382120
Yeah, with each bullet doing maybe 10 points of damage because nearly anything else would either be instant death or very close to it.
By contrast, the current SMG is 25 damage per shot, and the lasers are 30 damage-all with much better accuracy. Still a bad deal.
>>146383716
Like 3 or 4
Oh my god who thought these ear rape end round songs were a good idea
>>146384776
That's the idea.
Burstfire would be a gamble where you can potentially instagib someone, but you also risk hitting maybe once for 12-20 damage and then getting your brains bashed in because you're at point blank with a ranged weapon.
And large burst would also balance itself, high potential damage, extremely ammo hungry.
>Go afk in a locker for a bit to reheat some spaghetti
>Come back
>Office has blown up and I'm almost dead
>Miner antag
>Going to get master belt and throw some mobs around
>Do my job for a while
>Get agent ID and think of copying the captains spare
>Don't know exactly where it is
>Ask AI to let into cap office and shut up about it
>He bolts me in afterwards
>Jump in disposals and run
>Turn off my sensors and go back to mining for a bit
>Return and decide to just drill my way into caps office
>Walk into maint above bar
>"That welder has some assembly on it I wonder wha.... BOOM"
>It takes 15 minutes until someone find me and drags me to medbay
>I get revived and suddenly radiation storm
>AI bolts every one in
>We all die
>AI had me as a target
>I still get greentext because of die a glorious death and my target died
Epic, simply epic.
How the fuck are you suppose to do anything when an AI has you as its assassination target?
>>146385183
Even so, >>146384398's comment is still true. The thing simply does not look as if it belongs in a space station in the future, its basic design is simply too crude and blocky.
And do you REALLY think that a gun with even a small potential to instagib would ever be made available outside of adminbus?
So why are rounds so shitty today?
>>146385472
summer
>>146385326
be Unknown the entire round
>>146385404
>And do you REALLY think that a gun with even a small potential to instagib would ever be made available outside of adminbus?
We have things like polyacid smoke and grilles which only require rapid clicking to instagib someone.
So yes.
It honestly feels like I'm playing in Hippie station.
>>146385606
Sue is back so it's almost like we're actually hippie
>>146385516
>meme
>>146385404
The pneumatic cannon can deal 255.2 brute in one shot if configured properly.
That's not a gib, but it is still an instakill.
And it doesn't even come in a lockbox.
>>146378170
Attempted a little polish.
>>146386441
Polish, Czech, Russkie, it doesn't matter WHAT Slav you try it won't make it any better.
>>146386745
ty vole
>>146385526
But that's even more suspicious than walking around with your ID on without suit sensors.
I'm way more cautious around unknown fags than anyone with a name.
>>146379959
eyy i remember that one
good times
>>146386441
That looks quite a bit better, but the point still stands that we don't really need any more guns at the moment
>>146386959
>spend an entire round on a treadmill expecting to get swole, take hyperzine and that isotonic that admins spawn
>realize too late that the swole sprite is pure admin bus
>>146384146
What's even the statistical chance of that happening? I feel like i can go a hundred xenobio rounds and always get at least two greys in a grey split
>>146376926
>mimes are easy targets the said
>they won't yell about it, they said
>mine target goes HALP BEING KILD IN MAINT the moment he's attacked
>>146387676
As someone who regularly plays sec, you can rest easy I'll never help a mime who has broken their vows. They may not be valid, but they voided that which defined the sort of man they were and they must suffer for it.
Death to the oathbreakers
I can't describe how disgusted I feel every time I see a static namer
>Kurf ban request
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2615
Is nothing sacred
>>146387783
Mimes who break their vow are valid. Last time someone got banned for achieving valids on a talking mime, it got removed shortly after. Knock yourself out.
>>146382379
The vox tendie plants are actually fungus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laetiporus
>>146387887
>>146387783
muh balids
>>146387676
Speaking of which.
Why is it that a majority of people don't take off radios when they're about to murder someone? I'm seeing far too many people these days get away with "H-H-HALP S-s-s-sa-sawbones m-m-a-intenence, k-k-k-k-k-i-ller"
>>146388031
T. Shitter mime that broke his vows to read WGW and cried after his death
>>146388039
Why does the common radio even exists? We should run an experiment and remove it for a day.
>>146387827
>shitposter makes a ban request
evrytime
>>146388039
You're assuming that the murders are already partway into their murder before the radio call and have "forgotten"
This is not the case. We're a valid seeking server and you'll find most people will announce someone's a killer just on suspicions and give nobody any time to touch them, let alone if they're right or wrong. Or they could be announcing it because security's arresting them and they're being a shitter.
>>146388098
muh balid
>>146387961
yea but why were the meat plants removed in the first place?
>>146388141
This, really. It's the number one killer of interesting antagonist rounds because validhunters instantly go off and ignore everything once they have a name.
>>146388257
>;SHITCURITY ARRESTING ME
>adminhelp "is this valid?"
>smash brig windows instead of serving the 3 minutes
>>146388420
>Tfw throwing a shitter assistant in an escape proof perma because they decided to break a window during as 3 minute sentence
>>146388594
Enjoy your sec ban.
>Never ahelp when I get murdered randomly
>Always just assume they're antagonists and alt tab and do something else
I really don't get how people get so butthurt about this game that they feel the NEED to ahelp EVERY time they get robusted. What a miserable existence.
>>146386187
Those have always been terrible, and it's a mystery why we even continue to let them be in the protolathe designs at all. I liked them better when they were Vox Raider exclusives myself.
>>146388727
That's what I usually do but there's times that way too many non-antag murders happen.
>people make a thread criticising the new Colonial Marines update
>server owner bans everyone, demotes staff members who agreed that the update was bad, and posts this
>Because I'm tired of the fucking drama and that's what it turned into. EVERY DAY I look at my phone, or slack, or the forums and there's MORE DRAMA. I try to give people as much of a voice as they can, and don't try to stifle players opinions or voices but I'm done. I'm tired of letting people shit all over us, it's not productive. You make posts or talk like this on ANY other server, and you'd get shit all over and banned. So, I'm going to take a page out of bay/tg/goons handbook and for now, do EXACTLY THAT. For now, if you make a drama thread (NOTE: Drama is NOT the same as criticism, so long as your not being a giant cuntbucket). Create a respectful criticism thread, and we'll happily talk with you. But don't let it turn into a drama shitshow. Congratulations, you've worn down my CONSIDERABLE patience and turned me into a fascist dictator (at least for the next few weeks).
Colonial Marines is really teetering on the edge, isn't it? Do you think it'll be opensourced when the owner has a mental breakdown and takes down the server?
>>146388678
That's actually avalidpunishment. Attempting to escape from brig will land you in perma, deal with it. I've done it plenty of times as sec and even ahelped before doing it to see if it was allowed.
>>146388727
>Favorite roles are xenbio and virologist
>Most isolated spots on the station
>95% of the time someone enters your domain, they're there to kill you
>Never ahelp no matter what level of autism I was up to
I've actually gotten pretty robust in these roles because when that door opens you get ready for the end.
>>146388832
>no, YOU'RE wrong! I'M RIGHT!
I played CM yesterday and every alien was a disarmspamming nestcrutch faggot. Hope that shit dies.
>>146388869
how about you stop for a moment, stop thinking about what you're 'allowed' to do and focus on what you 'should' do as a sec officer
sec retards who impose the maximum possible punishment the rules allow aren't trying to do their jobs, they're exercising a control fetish. these types of folks inevitably are driven out of the server and you won't be any different
>>146388832
END OF RINE
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RINE ENDS HERE
>>146388832
>You make posts or talk like this on ANY other server, and you'd get shit all over and banned. So, I'm going to take a page out of bay/tg/goons handbook and for now, do EXACTLY THAT.
Is he <implying that tg or bay will ban you for criticizing the server?
i only ahelp if i die from assistant welderbombing
>walk down the hallways, green alert
>sec arrests me for no reason, only says "you're wanted"
>drags me instantly to solitary, strips me naked and takes away the pen and paper saying they were busy
>ahelp
>nothing
>round ends, extended
>be sec another round another day
>arrest some greyshirt stabbing the chemist
>tries breaking out, flash, strip except for the radio and increase sentence
>whines over the radio
>i go recharge my baton
>come back and a cargo tech just broke the last window to the assistant
>scuffle around, both disaming me instead of running but i luckily tase them both
>land the greyshirt in perma and the tech naked in perma but with the pen and paper there
>ADMIN PM: BWOINK WTF U DOING THAT'S POWER ABUSE PUT HIM IN PERMA WITH THE OTHER GUY OR UR BANNED
>>146388832
link?
>>146389136
>Implying this isn't everyone who plays sec
>Lone atmos tech survivor manages to get in the chapel
>He kills 6 harvesters by himself
>Dies of his wounds
>Cult salty in deadchat
>>146389292
>tech naked in solitary but with the pen and paper there*
fuck
I was the hero of that round. My plan to kill the detective pulled off perfectly, so happy with myself there.
>>146388832
He wouldn't last a day here
>>146389136
This is essentially what is wrong with how people play the game in general.
Instead of doing what they should do, they ask what asshole thing they can get away with then do that if it's allowed.
Most people who play this game are just control freaks who cry when their lego tower gets knocked over.
"You are not the protagonist." has never been more relevant.
>>146388832
The thread is better comedy than apophis' post, it's full of actual children terrified by his threat to throw his 300 pound beer gut on the server's power button if everyone doesn't lick his asshole and praise his server-ruining changes and staff corruption
http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtopic.php?t=7535
coolsurf6 » 20 Jun 2016, 00:59
>I'm scared. I dont want the server go down... Please guys just stop. And apop this is directed to you. Ban the people who cause this drama to happen. Or they will be the ones who ruin this community forever.
>>146374568
I've been here for years and I'm still pretty content.
Don't know why this shitty game makes people so angry.
>survived just because i was autisming on rd outpost
remove manifested ghosts being able to summon nar-sie when?
>>146389519
Why does Lupin III look so wierd in this picture?
>Lone sec
>See tons of blood everywhere
>Know OCK that it is cult stuff but unsure if I should know ICK
>Cap dies on Z-level 3 in a telesci protected area
>Det dies in brig
>Rush over there
>No one in there but another dead plasmameme
>Tell a borg to clone him
>Radio is dead silent and I have the feeling that cult is already winning
>"Goodbye niggers" says random in comms
>NAR SIE HAS RISEN
>Arm myself and wait for harvesters
>Kill 3 and a wraith until ZAS meme's me and they kill me
Mediocre round, I got to kill cult fucking shits so I am happy.
>>146389854
>doing nothing as security for a whole round
Why take the job if you don't want to play it?
>>146374562
>free
>runs in any computer
>good
This game is pretty much underage bait. Why do you think there are so many retard atthwhoring spergs in OOC?
>>146389982
Nigger what? Cult had no activity that I was informed off other than the blood spreading.
Apparently the detective brought in a cultist but said nothing about it then he died.
You expect me to random search people on code green?
>>146390000
>implying any average underage would put in the time to learn how the game works
You're funny
>>146389982
because people playing shitcurity need to compensate for being fucking retards in real life
>>146388678
Haven't been banned yet kiddo
>>146390286
Me neither and I'm a huge shitter, buddo.
>>146390161
Autistic underages would. And they're the ones who sperg out when they get killed.
When you see someone caps locking at you and calling you names IC, know that there's a bullied kid behind the screen or a very lonely autistic manchild.
>>146390109
Vandalism
Deliberately damaging the station without malicious intent.
It's vandalism if the damage done to the station is minor and not harmful to the crew. Breaking windows, removing floor tiles and
>painting the station red by dragging around corpses
are good and commonly seen examples of this crime.
So you brig them. Get the blood cleaned. Search them. Woah, a tome! Paper! What are you whispering just now!
Then either deconvert them with the chaplain or some other holy water, use cargo to get implants, or start summarily excecuting and borging anyone you catch related to the cult
If you don't want to play security, don't take the job. Play anything else. You might not be cut out for it if you don't want to take an active role in it. Yuu played it like a lone scientist who refuses to research when theyre's a stocked miner team. Just don't.
Cult is a shit gamemode and you should feel bad for not *suicide when you get cucklted
>>146390161
Are you fucking joking? All underages HAVE is time to learn stupid shit. Do you see the stupid autistic shit they build in minecraft? This game wouldn't take them any time to figure out.
>>146389136
There is literally no excuse for you to shit your pants and start breaking out of a jail cell over a 3 minute sentence.
If you can't even wait that trivial amount of time after committing a crime in a game where there are SANCTIONED officers to keep peace, then you deserve perma.
I also too your soap away and disposaled all the chilis and poppies, as well as discarded the blankets.
>>146390509
>I also too your soap away and disposaled all the chilis and poppies, as well as discarded the blankets.
wow what a total badass
i bet this made you feel really good inside and made up for that time in high school when josh gave you a wedgie and flushed your yugioh cards
>>146390436
I fucking hate cult but I don't feel like getting banned today
>>146390440
That's because Minecraft is accessible and geared towards children and autistic manchilds
Spess is not
It's only geared towards autistic manchilds
>>146388307
because velard hates chefs and fun
>>146390629
Jokes on you, I was a chad in high school and have a steady gf now.
I just never stopped bullying losers like you.
>>146390419
>If you don't want to play security, don't take the job. Play anything else. You might not be cut out for it if you don't want to take an active role in it. Yuu played it like a lone scientist who refuses to research when theyre's a stocked miner team. Just don't.
Were you in the round even? You speak as if you knew the entire situation. Cult would have won even if I didn't mess up with the whole blood spreading shit.
>>146390692
I introduced my 11-year-old cousin who has ADD to SS13, he latched onto it immediately and thought clowns and janitors were the best things ever. You're vastly overestimating the learning curve of this game.
>>146390797
please keep your power fantasy ingame, we're not obligated to play along with it here
>>146390861
>clowns and janitors
sounds about right desu
>>146390861
>immediately and thought clowns and janitors were the best things ever
Your cousin seems pretty cool
>>146390992
Speaking of janitors, what happened to Dummo
>>146390845
On what basis would they have won aside from the fact that you didn't do anything except go for guns at the last moment?
>>146390986
Tased and cuffed boyo, that's interfering with an arrest right there.
>>146391139
Because entire medbay was culted before I even got my shit together to think about arresting people for the blood, which I agree was a mistake.
Then det died and I had to go there and as I was in brig nar-sie got summoned.
He was summoned very fast and I could not have stopped it alone.
>>146391090
dummo
>>146390861
>introducing a youngster to the game
'how do i honk people'
'what is a erp'
'can robots transform into cars'
'will admins turn me into an alien'
'how do i become an admin'
>>146391392
I don't know what I expected.
If I guess the nuke code, am I allowed to set it off if I have a good enough reason to? i.e. Nar has risen, blob, only three people confirmed alive in xenos.
>>146391823
I don't see why not
>>146391823
If you actually guess the nuke code I'm pretty sure admins wouldn't care even if you were non-antag
>>146391823
>guess the nuke code
It's a 1 in 10,000 chance right
robotics update that
>allows robotics to research prosthetic limbs that give you special abilities like stronger punches or higher running speed.
>maybe even higher end stuff like a medical arm that can inject chemicals into people
>allow you to customize the color of your prosethic at round start so you can be Venom Snake
sneks when
